The skies weren’t so friendly for a drunken passenger on board a New York-bound intercontinental flight who was set upon by the other passengers for attacking a woman and ranting that the plane was going to crash.
The unidentified passenger became disruptive after “drinking all of his duty free liquor on the flight from Iceland to JFK yesterday,” wrote passenger Andy Ellwood, who took the above photo.
But the other passengers got him together by duct taping him to a seat and babysitting him for the rest of the flight.
Ellwood added: “When he became unruly, (i.e. trying to choke the woman next to him and screaming the plane was going to crash), fellow passengers subdued him and tie him up for the rest of the flight. He was escorted off the flight by police when it landed.”
The drunkard was forced to sit in his own urine for hours until the plane landed at JFK airport. He was immediately placed under arrest by New York’s finest.
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WoWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Passengers wresteled with him and Tied.him.up
Fool. And
to the ppl who did that to him.
That’s a damn shame to get that damn drunk and act a damn fool like that sheesh
Good or bad
my new yorkers 
somebody button his shirt!
<—–is HOLLERING
Which passenger randomly had duct tape in the carry-on?!
And they sat next to him though he stank of piss. Nah. I need a lot of flight credits for doing that.
this look more like a mission by the government, injecting this man with something to go out and commit the next big terrorist act.. so the government could convince you that they need to take away your liberty , freedom and guns
they put on a movie for him!
lawd straighten his glasses
somebody button his shirt!
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I didn’t even notice that.
he goin to be mad as hell when they snatch that tape off of his face..
damn
they tied above AND below his knees… they was like
“That’s it! We can’t take this shyt no mo!”
Howling.
Other passengers: We gotta go all the way back to ICELAND if he don’t sit his azz down?
(Turns to dude) Oh HAIL no…nukka you GONNA sitcho azz down here and STFU. Don’t make us have to tape your azz to that seat.
Dude aint get no ack right looks like.
Lost for words.
@The Geek – Yeah and green tape. DO they use use that to patch the wings.
@Just Looking
hey hey hey bew!
Interesting…Flying time from Iceland to JFK is about 6 hours.
I begin to wonder how they handled the smell of urine….
This is funnyyyy…
but i betcha dude (once sober) is gonna file a lawsuit against the airlines for allowing it to happen…watch!!
*sigh* at livin in such a litigious society.
Drunk azz
pitiful pissy azz
Yall know what KILT me? That his glasses still on.
You know at least one person cared cause glasses fall off with all that foolishness so somebody wanted the man to see..
ysoserious says: Howling.
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I just ADORE ya deadpan!!!
*hides the duck tape* these bishes may try to tape me to the blog wall
I be doing sneak chops to the throat while he ackin up and getting taped
tooo funny
Howling.
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Bish with that gravi. Cant stand yew.
*cues Amy winehouse — > what kinda fcukery is this?? :whistles:
@diva i was just thankin that. then i can have all the dranks to myself. Ha ha ha ha (evil laughter)
Pee all on him damn
@ OTB Repost from downstairs
@ OTB Mam wth is PM?
MoniquetheGeek says:
Which passenger randomly had duct tape in the carry-on?!
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I was wondering the same thing.
MZWHANG speaking of lit take a gander at Hot Coffee its a documentary. I know you will appreciate that
@HIS AKA BAD
and 
@MissHarlem will do…thanks!
mzwhang90210 says:
*pops Keesh upside da head w/a jumbo candy cane*
Wake up!!
yall…leggo
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_Im up now Whang! Damn that hurt_____________
OTB, what you piercing?????
On all things good I bet that tape came from the CREW. They was like tie that fugga UP. Aint NOBODY got time for this shyt here. Trying to get home and what not…nah.
Milky says:
@diva i was just thankin that. then i can have all the dranks to myself. Ha ha ha ha (evil laughter)
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You tryna get all my wine….I ain’t having that
I know he was…pissed off
*rim shot*
Ole pissy Booty fool
@PM
Repost: You is a “PM” @Pumpkin’s Mama. Let me find out we need to come care for that baby cause you crazy..
I did fix my typo tho..
How do you get that trashed though
I left it downstairs for you @Keesh!
I know he was…pissed off
*rim shot*
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Hell yeah..You banked it bish
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Ole pissy Booty fool
<—-friends and family clowning his azz right now! 
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KyCakes says:
I know he was…pissed off
*rim shot*
at that gravi
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Hissy
ky
I hate that gravi 
No sure who can sue, I’m sure the tape came from the flight crew, but they are saying passengers taped him up.
Glad he didn’t vomit, he could have died.
Lawsuit
Wut real talk
idiot
DYMOND I cant do that gravi ma’am
:lmao:
@Dubb HAIL YEAH! Shew. 
OTB LMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m entitled to a Kee…I mean blonde moment here and there
Oh my!
Is that a ziptie around his legs? This def came from the crew.
MissHarlem says:
How do you get that trashed though
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I was thinking tha same thing! Them lil shots they give can’t do all that can they? Diss ninja was fueled up before they took off the freebie drinks just added a match to that bish and he lost it!
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I got on two chainz today too.
They were considerate
Look at the small opening around his nose 
Passengers: Take short breathes mmkkay…just 3 more hours
I remember this chick in highschool got the brakes beat. The heffa peed on herself. From that point on we called her that pissy bootyyyyyyyyy
we song that ish
sung!!!!
Did they tape his legs so tight his balls sat beneath his belly the whole ride home??
I’m entitled to a [KEE]…I mean blonde moment here and there
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LMAOOOO bet you five she dont get it..
Dymond says:
ky I hate that gravi
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Girl I squint everytime I read KY font trying not to look at it
They were considerate Look at the small opening around his nose
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*welcomes Pumpkin to my rock*
KEESH just got verbed
yall wrong as hell for these comments
@Kdubb I just pictured someone saying that on the intercom
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You know the cap’n can SEE the fuggin seating area and the flight attendants can too via video…
*loudspeaker* will yall PLEASE handle the unruly azz bastid in seat F-119. If not…we are turning around.
Here…somebody take this duct tape. (attendant reaches into the lil kitchen and passes it out)
and whoever took this picture wrong as hell
KyCakes
^^^^
that baby gon be THEE first to have laser surgery when exiting the womb
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I remember this chick in highschool got the brakes beat. The heffa peed on herself. From that point on we called her that pissy bootyyyyyyyyy we song that ish
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We had a dude to get hit in the head with the ball while playing basketball, he fell an pee’d himself…we called him AL-Pee-monia!
@Just lookin…I’m sure some lawyer would crawl from beneath a rock and sue the airlines for allowing the passengers to “imprision” him by tying him up..causing him to suffer both emotional and physical distress…which prevented him from going to work..there by causing a significant loss of income.
@KY
You forgot to put on your Horatio glasses when you said that.
KEESH just got verbed
OutsidetheBox says:
They were considerate Look at the small opening around his nose
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Lawd. They was kind. Glasses and air.
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All they needed was a pull up but 2 outta 3 aint bad
They also turned his TV screen on for him. They dont automatically come on no more.
*welcomes Pumpkin to my rock*
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Couple downstairs ago…when you said we let you know your childhood wasnt chit..with love??
The daddy that did this to his baby bout to get 5-15 though.
They also turned his TV screen on for him. They dont automatically come on no more.
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they were being considerate and chit
Dude look hella uncomfortable. Tape is all curled in certain places, like he gave them a bit of a struggle to get out, then old flight attendatnt who got everythang in her bag threw them plastic tie, and said HOG Tie his azz.
The daddy that did this to his baby bout to get 5-15 though.
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Oooohh #911 changes things.. if you a certain color. Or if youre a corporation.
OTB, you know yall did
*loudspeaker* will yall PLEASE handle the unruly azz bastid in seat F-119. If not…we are turning around. Here…somebody take this duct tape. (attendant reaches into the lil kitchen and passes it out)
Lawd is lucky the Roses/Thorns were not on that flight
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Me: I bet your azz is thinking about running now huh
Here watch Lion King….that one with the big hair is Shay aka Bucky 
@Wut
Who Dat says:
They also turned his TV screen on for him. They dont automatically come on no more.
I said this in #14
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WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I remember this chick in highschool got the brakes beat. The heffa peed on herself. From that point on we called her that pissy bootyyyyyyyyy we song that ish
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We had a dude to get hit in the head with the ball while playing basketball, he fell an pee’d himself…we called him AL-Pee-monia!
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*walks into confessional*
Father forgive me for I have sinned…
When I was 10 or sumthin like that, I was playing chicken with the dirty neighbor boy…hanging from the monkey bars, he wrapped his legs around my waist and tried to pull me off. My shorts fell, then I fell and I peed all IN the dirt…
*Five Hail Mary’s*
*Exits confessional*
THIS
Gotta take matters into your own hands nowadays!
The funniest moment was ole boy who was a flight attendant going awf and then deploying the damn slide thing on the plane! I am still
at that!
Have a GREAT WEEKEND YALL!!!
and 
@cheekbone_goddess You have a great smile.
:wave: JMO
mzwhang90210 says:
@Just lookin…I’m sure some lawyer would crawl from beneath a rock and sue the airlines for allowing the passengers to “imprision” him by tying him up..causing him to suffer both emotional and physical distress…which prevented him from going to work..there by causing a significant loss of income.
I was thinkiing the exact same thing. The drunk is about to get super paid!!
” … old flight attendatnt who got everythang in her bag threw them plastic tie, and said HOG Tie his azz.”
Bucky
Ky Ky
this look more like a mission by the government, injecting this man with something to go out and commit the next big terrorist act.. so the government could convince you that they need to take away your liberty , freedom and guns
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That awkward moment when you
and scroll..
KY :hugs:
@Jenie Luckily for me, way too young to have grass on the infield if ya know what I mean….
@Gelly – No smoking or drankin. Okay, I’ll sit for 30 minutes. TOPS!
@ Gigi
funniest chit ever…now THAT’S how you quit a job
*Five Hail Mary’s*
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I am so weak..my bladder is about to match yourn
:nod:
OMG @GiGi I wanna quit like him! He was flaming too! I could just telllll. Only a Queen could
like that! #allmannie
Nothing like turning dirt dark brown…piss mud and whatnot
@SIS
Who said that sht about it being a government conspiracy? I have a nice foil hat and a roll of duck tape for them.
@ Gigi
funniest chit ever…now THAT’S how you quit a job
YES!!! And he opened a beer and said “Fukk yall, i’m out”
I ain’t even see #107
Go home Roger
mzwhang90210 – BINGO!! Frivlous lawsuits filed and won everyday!
Burga Kang drop hot coffee on me 3 weeks ago. (dis is all I can say at this time)
OutsidetheBox says:
OMG @GiGi I wanna quit like him! He was flaming too! I could just telllll. Only a Queen could like that!
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Didnt he grab a beer before hitting the slide/emergency exit
then old flight attendatnt who got everythang in her bag threw them plastic tie, and said HOG Tie his azz.
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YES. Her azz done been on enough international flights to know shyt might jump off.
I was in the Denny’s post club during MB Black Bike Week… and a fuggin drunk dude was acting like he wanted it with po po…they was giving him a ticket for public drunkeness…they KINDLY asked him did he want to be hog tied. He brung that ish ALL the way down. I think he sobered the hail up ON THE SPOT.
Who said that sht
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Listen. I am heaving and hoeing in this chair.. J Said It. #Nowordplay. Thats his actual name. J Said It!
#12
Just had a flashback of Kdubb singing ACTIVIA
don’t ask me why 
Sometimes you just have shizz in your purse.
Went to federal traffic court (speeding on base) and had a steak knife in my bag. WILL NEVEA DO THAT SHIZZ AGAIN.
Burga Kang drop hot coffee on me 3 weeks ago. (dis is all I can say at this time)
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yall bout to make me wet myself. :rofl
sweatargawd imma be a good Americun and #sue
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
mzwhang90210 – BINGO!! Frivlous lawsuits filed and won everyday!
Burga Kang drop hot coffee on me 3 weeks ago. (dis is all I can say at this time)
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K-Dubb I am cracking the hell up
but you right, somebody azz is gonna get in trouble, trouble (Bernie Mac Voice). I betcha pissy gonna get paid. 
OMG @GiGi I wanna quit like him! He was flaming too! I could just telllll. Only a Queen could like that!
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Didnt he grab a beer before hitting the slide/emergency exit
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That dude was and still is my she-ro. Onliest other person to quit in a blaze of glory like that was ole boy in “Half Baked”
AND yes flight attendant was like Imma need a brew so I am taking one WIT ME bishes.
Ty :rofl : see #118
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
Sometimes you just have shizz in your purse.
Went to federal traffic court (speeding on base) and had a steak knife in my bag. WILL NEVEA DO THAT SHIZZ AGAIN.
are doing the two step 
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Aint nobody walking around with duct tape in their purse but Aretha Franklin cause her
MG @GiGi I wanna quit like him! He was flaming too! I could just telllll. Only a Queen could like that!
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Didnt he grab a beer before hitting the slide/emergency exit
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He sure did!!
And when the cops came to his spot he was in bed with his boyfriend
He was also apart of the Jet Blue uniform redesign committee.
Don’t come for the Queens hunty…cuz he went AWF!
He gonna get paid AND free flights for a good long time. I am secretly jellis of him.
Bye Dymond
Is that a shank in that other man’s hands?
I don’t think he gonna win this one. White folks… outta NY… ain’t playin bout no planes
Hey MP
Speaking of flaming…On the phone with Flaming claims adjuster from Gecko and “him” asked me what kind of car was involved in accident and I said S500 and he said let me guess the color….Black.
I said I hate you so much, it’s black and we laughed a good 2 minutes. He said girrrrl that was my second choice.
SMDH
Come back now….. u hear
Hell Naw Shay
Unapologetic – BR Tales
Yall aint shiat…Yall know Im working hard today and cant keep up wit yall asses.
Pumpkin…. you cant laugh at nufing bout me yet…. give you bout 3 mo months……Ok?
girrrrl
^^^
this part
a bet his lips was perched and everything 
Gelly, Im bout to give that baby a big kiss on them cheeks
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
Speaking of flaming…On the phone with Flaming claims adjuster from Gecko and “him” asked me…..
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“Him” downstairs
Who the Fcuk is “Him”?
All my patients are gone now, Phukas, always acting sick and shiat…But everybody bout to leave
serious question
Is this like a citizen arrest type of thing? Cause they are teaching school kids now to attack folks who come in the classroom. I don’t think he is going to get paid especially if he was choking or about to choke/threaten someone on that plane.
I just want to know who was coming from Iceland and why.
@KEESH
Pulling rank when you just stopped being offered gum like a coupla months ago? Gansta.
@Ky aka Kayne Baby hair – The claims adjuster
girrrrl
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Why do they all say that just like that
Bye yall
I said I hate you so much, it’s black and we laughed a good 2 minutes. He said girrrrl that was my second choice.
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#carradio
Bawahhahahahhahha YSO
Pumpkin…. you cant laugh at nufing bout me yet…. give you bout 3 mo months……Ok?
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Dont be instituting no new rules. I like that ish
“Him” downstairs
Who the Fcuk is “Him”?
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RIP UNCLE BERNIE .
Pulling rank when you just stopped being offered gum like a coupla months ago? Gansta.
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Fugggg do yall want me to leave
Bye Dubb
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
@Ky aka Kayne Baby hair – The claims adjuster :eyeroll:
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No babe…That reminded me of The Kings of Comedy…’scuse me…The KANGS…
ysoserious says:
@KEESH
Pulling rank when you just stopped being offered gum like a coupla months ago? Gansta.
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Dats Right YSO…… dont be branging up old shiat, put I keep it stored always, just incase I need to pul out…
:wave: Bye Dub
Logging off and out Nite All…
The REAL MAC…Jitter Bug me..
OutsidetheBox says:
Pumpkin…. you cant laugh at nufing bout me yet…. give you bout 3 mo months……Ok?
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Dont be instituting no new rules. I like that ish
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Yeap, its a new rule….. As of now, you cant be laughing and co*-signing on no jokes if you under 3 months old up n hurrrr
dang… how you eat healthy on Friday night?
Gelly lil man is so adorable
@YSO…bish you know I got cases in the trunk and dont mind sticking dat shiat in people hair
Wheat dough pizza count as healthy?
Dimpz what you drankin on
Just looking night night
thanks Sam!
GellySammich says:
dang… how you eat healthy on Friday night?
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Dont eat at all…
@ Sam…Water. My ass still stuck at this damned desk.
:wave: @Just
Ya’ll tryna offer Keesh gum agane? #messy
Keesh says:
@YSO…bish you know I got cases in the trunk and dont mind sticking dat shiat in people hair
Let’s have a gum gift basket giveaway ala sandra rose style
^^^
Girl cause they gave you like a year supply of chit
@Jenie…So
Iz you nekkid in that pic or what?
uummm Keesh… I don’t get it <– Valley voice *twirls hair*
Yall SO kind!
Dimpz I feel ya i’ve been ready to go since about eleven. The only thing keeps me here is this here site
No one ever pays me in gum…
I think 4 days is a good amount of time to keep a resolution… I’m over it
Sam says:
Keesh says:
@YSO…bish you know I got cases in the trunk and dont mind sticking dat shiat in people hair
^^^
Girl cause they gave you like a year supply of chit
Let’s have a gum gift basket giveaway ala sandra rose style
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Yall ain’t gone be shyt in 2013. @Dimpz, you got my man in yo gravi guhl
@ Sam…That’s been the story of my life for the last 6yrs.
KY!
How’s BigBoy?
Throwin’ in the towel already, huh?
Cali
I will!
180 Diva says:
Ya’ll tryna offer Keesh gum agane? #messy
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Gurrrl, dey betta know I am NOT with that shiat… It will be a gum tossing contest in this piece…. Im giving away all the gum I was giving. Hellllll Caramel should have took that case off my hand but I digress
I love Diva but we gone be fighting ova the lust of my life.
@Dimpz Well hello here, sessi!
Big Boy….My kid?
Just had to make sure you weren’t inquiring on ‘shed negro’
Wheat dough pizza count as healthy?
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Hail yeah with maters and chit..add some spinach. You good.
In all fairness Diva I’ve been chit for more than half my life I want to try out NOT bein chit
I’ve come to the perfect place 
@ Shaun…What time you leaving today?
@KEESH
You stick gum in my fur and you gone need all the gangsta you’ve accumulated in your 3 months.
lol KY idk howta eat healthy on the weekends. It doesn’t compute.
It was fun while it lasted.
Ky ky its a sketti stap,
you can see the string if you look hard 
@ Ky…Yes the baby.
Hellllll Caramel should have took that case off my hand but I digress
^^^
girllll
Let’s have a gum gift basket giveaway ala sandra rose style
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@ Jenie…I see the strap.
ion like tomatoes but I can blend some spinach up in the sauce. I added kale to my spaghetti sauce last night! *chest out* I ain’t eat none though =/
Gotta love flying southwest
ysoserious says:
@KEESH
You stick gum in my fur and you gone need all the gangsta you’ve accumulated in your 3 months.
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Baby yo pooch already chewing on gum….look at his face
Oh! dont forget about the gangsta I had before getting hurrr
That’s you in the pic Jennie?
Hellllll Caramel should have took that case off my hand but I digress
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We aint like her enuff to give her gum. She done grown on me tho..speaking of yall done sent that girl to the club solo dolo and we aint heard from her since??
Daymn How you work somewhere and havent been PAID in two months!!
Man
What time you leaving today?
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*curses under breaf* 6.
Fukk ass got here at 10:10. Got my whip right tho. 
luvin I don’t think they work there then
what’s wrong
OutsidetheBox says:
Let’s have a gum gift basket giveaway ala sandra rose style
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Who gonna compile it? We should mail gum to Sandra from all over the world to build it..
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Thats actually a good idea… See thats why I like you so much, you so damn intellectual
<– Staring at Dimpz Gravi
speaking of yall done sent that girl to the club solo dolo and we aint heard from her since??
She done grown on me tho.
Not all growth is good…
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OTBey yo ass soft
hair
fungus
@SAM,LOL!!!
the feds DONE ARRESTED A SHIP,like a real boat.the crew said they aint been paid in months
they wont let the priest on the ship,WTF.
you can see the string if you look hard
Yall know Jenie aint gone flash us. We’ll be coming after them celibate goodies. 
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I see it.
I memba I told a dude I was celibate (lying like a mothfukka too)…but that mutha beat me to it cause he was like yeah yo ass a sell a bit..
Had to give him some.. #weak
not that I’m calling anybody fungus :halo:
@Dimpz The boy is good…Enjoying his vacation! He is like 5 inches taller than me and eating me out of house and home…Every time I turn around, I gotta go grocery shopping..
What about your lil rascals?
Staring at Dimpz Gravi
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Tots betta than Bey stank face :rofl
luvin even the priest can’t save’em damn
I ain’t had dack in almost a year
Sandra..This picture is just too too much! You have really made my day with this post….LMAO….I haven’t even read what happened yet….LOL
OTBey yo ass soft
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OutsidetheBox says:
you can see the string if you look hard
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I see it. Yall know Jenie aint gone flash us. We’ll be coming after them celibate goodies.
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@Man
yes coming in here with that damn gravie!
Had to give him some.. #weak
dap right
not that I’m calling anybody fungus :halo:
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@ Ky…They’re good.
*puts gravi on blank mode*
@ Shaun…You coming to pick me up so we can
?
KyCakes says:
@OTB being sell a bit…
I ain’t had dack in almost a year
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KY…why no dack ina year baby? Damn, I swear everytime I see yo name on here I think of that KY Jelly me and my husband just used. We BE GETTING IT IN BABA!!!!
I ain’t had dack in almost a year
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Bit my lip like Sam doing in her gravi..
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo otb about these pics did I say i was neutral
#noigo
dap right
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Of course! And if anybody says different..
OutsidetheBox says:
OTBey yo ass soft
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Hail yeah thats why i got all these daggummit kids! LOL
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HEHEHEHEHEH< TETETETETETE Me tooooo, me toooooooooo
*pushes Sam’s ass in the
*
wait lol not ya ass… I mean it might be but…
I’m outta ROSES thanks again for another good day
:yes; @Kita. Ace got us on gas. 93 please sir..
Im gone Dimpz
SAM GTFOH
GoodT @#242
*GUM GIFT BASKET GIVEAWAY*
Dear Roses,
My name is Yso and I’ve been a loyal(ish) member of Sandra’s blog since bishes was dragging for co-signs.
I deserve the gift basket of gum cause I’m a an adoptive mother that hasn’t beat my kids back into the system and I knit sweaters for wayward Chihuahuas when I’m not reading to homeless hood squirrels.
I also deserve the gum cause I’m always saying sht that makes people want to deactivate my login. I bring smiles to faces both real and filter through a orange vaselined lenses.
Please consider me for this giveaway. I need something to keep my trash mouth occupied and I promise to share with any unruly newbies.
Thank you.
always funny to hear women complain about lack of peen in there lives…knowing damn well they turning down dick atleast 3-5x a week…
#unsympathetic
Alright Im outty all 4 of my damn kids at home with daddy waiting on me to come and spice the house up ….lata Roses… see you guys Monday!!
I fuggin HATE how much I love YSo
OutsidetheBox says:
:yes; @Kita. Ace got us on gas. 93 please sir..
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93…is there any other kind?? cause that’s all we ride on…
My name is Yso and I’ve been a loyal(ish) member of Sandra’s blog since bishes was dragging for co-signs
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Far as I got fore my eyes welled with too much water
*pops bubblegum*
Should my self-esteem be hurt if I don’t turn down penis 3-5x a week?
I’m
We gone pick YSO up too. I’ll tie her ass up like buddy uptop if I have to.
OTB Yo azz is right
OMFGGGGG
SIS I SWEAR… I THANK ITS YOUR BEST PROSE YET!! 
I cannot breavvvveeeee.
245 ysoserious says:
*GUM GIFT BASKET GIVEAWAY*
Dear Roses,
My name is Yso and I’ve been a loyal(ish) member of Sandra’s blog since bishes was dragging for co-signs.
I deserve the gift basket of gum cause I’m a an adoptive mother that hasn’t beat my kids back into the system and I knit sweaters for wayward Chihuahuas when I’m not reading to homeless hood squirrels.
I also deserve the gum cause I’m always saying sht that makes people want to deactivate my login. I bring smiles to faces both real and filter through a orange vaselined lenses.
Please consider me for this giveaway. I need something to keep my trash mouth occupied and I promise to share with any unruly newbies.
Thank you.
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I don’t accept it that offin either btw. Felt like that should be added
So. Does that mean I get the basket?
*GUM GIFT BASKET GIVEAWAY*
Dear Roses,
My name is Yso and I’ve been a loyal(ish) member of Sandra’s blog since bishes was dragging for co-signs.
I deserve the gift basket of gum cause I’m a an adoptive mother that hasn’t beat my kids back into the system and I knit sweaters for wayward Chihuahuas when I’m not reading to homeless hood squirrels.
I also deserve the gum cause I’m always saying sht that makes people want to deactivate my login. I bring smiles to faces both real and filter through a orange vaselined lenses.
Please consider me for this giveaway. I need something to keep my trash mouth occupied and I promise to share with any unruly newbies.
Thank you.
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**Don’t forget the unkind and unseemly words this cow has hurled at Tiny Cobblepot and
! She can’t win it!**
always funny to hear women complain about lack of peen in there lives…knowing damn well they turning down dick atleast 3-5x a week… #unsympathetic
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Mannnnnn
This day has felt like SR of old. I am dyinggggg.
@Gelly and @OTB
There is no one in this stank ass city I’d want to give it to…
I’m kinda on @Jenie’s team…if I could fluck, suck, twist it like a pretzel and whatnot w/o getting all in my feelings, well yeah, I’d be dacked out…
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Gelly
I love Diva but we gone be fighting ova the lust of my life.
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Dimpz I love yo azz too but I will cut yo azz up over Dwayne Johnson..know this! I been fcuking him in my mind now for over 5 years!!!!!!
@ACE
“always funny to hear women complain about lack of peen in there lives…knowing damn well they turning down dick atleast 3-5x a week… #unsympathetic
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You know they always got a time or three that “don’t count.”
It only counts if they did it several times “with in a relationship.” Random dyck is excluded.
@ Shaun…
It really has. Except my ass was actually working for once. 
KEESSSH
Gone home girlll. Fore them kids hog tie they daddy and killah have to nip their ankles. 
ysoserious says:
So. Does that mean I get the basket?
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You in 1st place so far but let others enter
Tiny Cobblepot…Fck everything YOU stands for. Every. Thing.
Why ya’ll azzez want a gum basket though? *files nails* ain’t nobody got time for that!!! *kicks wall*
@ Diva…You lose! Try since before ’98. I’m talking BEFORE those ugly ass Versace shirts and black slacks. I’m talking back when he was a chunky Samoan boy using a hybrid of his pappy and grandpappy’s ring names for his handle.
She can’t win it!**
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@Ky hhhmmm I think I’m the opposite. I don’t have too many feelings so I don’t get down much. My list is short and sex is just aight to me.
I was much more excited about it as a virgin.
@JENNIE
That’s you for real for real? People always phucking with me.
Do i see a mustache????
OutsidetheBox says:
KEESSSH Gone home girlll. Fore them kids hog tie they daddy and killah have to nip their ankles
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Girl, Killah aint f**king wit dem bad azz kids…and Im sure daddy got dey azz hog tied tucked away in their closet
That cobblepot cause convulsions!
It was HARD to appreciate that fukked up Samoan box cut but, I DID THAT!
@YSO
“Tiny Cobblepot…Fck everything YOU stands for. Every. Thing.”
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Diva says:
Why ya’ll azzez want a gum basket though? *files nails* ain’t nobody got time for that!!! *kicks wall*
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@OTB
“That cobblepot cause convulsions!”
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I thought that was her name…
Ace says:
always funny to hear women complain about lack of peen in there lives…knowing damn well they turning down dick atleast 3-5x a week… #unsympathetic
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Well pardon me for having standards…I’d be a dirty birdie if I just let any ol’ bucket head knee-grow slide in just cause he wants to…
Had an African hit on me at the gas station today…I turned him down cause he smelled of STD’s and desperation…
I can’t
@ Shaun…I know you’re leaving soon so, please text me and let me know how the piercing goes. You ain’t gotta send pics though, unless you wanna.
mzwhang90210 says:
*pops Keesh upside da head w/a jumbo candy cane*
Wake up!!
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Had an African hit on me at the gas station today…I turned him down cause he smelled of STD’s and desperation
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I haattccchuuuuu
________________flatlined, please call an ambulance to my office building
I DID THAT!
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New Girl!
Aww Man! I won’t see yall for a few days next week. Yall be good and stay outta trouble.
@Dimpz Girl I promise you…I told him I was dating someone and he said
*clicks tongue* Why don’t you give me a try. *click* I’m so much better
I told him I don’t test drive men…
Cause I keep thinking bout that Stoudamire Kenyan Kunte Kwanzaa Hannukah family photo..
Im gone its dark as hell outside f**king wit yall. man damn yall make my day… . Dueces, to you too DTTS wit you extra late azz…
@ Shaun…..Exactly! I have to dig DEEP to find the diamond in that lump of coal.
Who’s giving away a basket? Of what?
*clicks tongue*
I am cryingggggggg. *weeps*
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THATS IT!! THATS IT!!!
Comforts self with selfhugs.
OutsidetheBox says:
@Man. Jenie is at least 3 inches taller than your ass without her heels…while you wearing yourn. Leave her be now. Dont bark up every tree.
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Like a midget, *ahem* ‘scuse me @Man standing at a urinal, he’s just trying to stay on his toes
@ Ky….He sounds like the one that approached me at the grocery store one day. He spoke to my GMA and referred to her as mama. She ternt her nose up at that dude so hard.
Her and my daughter’s face:
Then that fool me told me he had to have me cause i’m an angel and I had to walk away from his ass.
My Gma: I’m suprised you have any clothes left the way he was iFukking you.
OutsidetheBox says:
Like what does it even smell like..he had an accent too right?
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When dude in ‘Barbershop’ was making fun of the Kenyan that had a crush on Eve…
He sounded like that…
#FoSerious
And the smell is of must and rotted onions…
@Dimpz
So dead…so gone
#OhChit
@Ky
That african was trying to make you his queen…he probably worth 300 Billion (Zimbabwe)
That could of been your ticket…
#203 @DTTS
Sawwy OTB…
So. All y’all just gone leave me wheezing in this corner, huh? I see. And I will remember.
@ Ky…My GMA is nutz!
Ace says:
@Ky
That african was trying to make you his queen…he probably worth 300 Billion (Zimbabwe)
That could of been your ticket…
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Not if I have to hop on one foot and bark like a big dog
#WhateverYouLike
@Dimpz I
her already
Who put YSO in the corner?! I done told yall she hanging with me and Shaun tonight and i’m
When dude in ‘Barbershop’ was making fun of the Kenyan that had a crush on Eve…
He sounded like that…
#FoSerious
And the smell is of must and rotted onions…
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You should’ve sprayed him with some mase and some Degree Anti-persperant.
OutsidetheBox says:
Now I wanna go by the hair store so I can gt hit on by the africans
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I wonder if they cared enough to return his seat to the upright and locked position
Ace says:
@Ky
That african was trying to make you his queen…he probably worth 300 Billion (Zimbabwe)
That could of been your ticket…
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You mean her ticket to the free clinic….
@ Shaun..Here they either act like
1. You’re the hottest thing under the sun,
2. Sex your ass til they knock you up (see my cousin)
3. Treat you like filth cause your a diluted Mutt
It’s like a box of chocolates, you don’t know what you’re gonna get.
@KY
Ace is right. Dude probably sitting on billions of dollars just waiting to be transferred into your bank account. You done let The One get away girl.
@Shay THANK YOU! Africa STD’s don’t get knocked out with good ol penicillian…shewt
@YSO That may be, but I’d rather not find out…
You think you flucking an African Prince and it turns out to just be Semi…the servant…
KyCakes says:
@Shay THANK YOU! Africa STD’s don’t get knocked out with good ol penicillian…shewt
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Nope, they don’t. Nothing short of a blood transfusion & an act of Gawd.
Shay_OH says:
KyCakes says:
@Shay THANK YOU! Africa STD’s don’t get knocked out with good ol penicillian…shewt
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Nope, they don’t. Nothing short of a blood transfusion & an act of Gawd.
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I swear the other day, I had an Arabic offer, via email, to put a bunch of Yen in my account straight from Africa.
@DIMPZ
Y’all on some Taken sht. If Liam Neeson ain’t gone show up at some point I ain’t going nowhere.
hol up… Africans got special STDs?
@Gelly…not special. Mutant.
@ YSo….Never!
We just going to 
and get piercing and shyt
consider me schooled
@DIMPZ
…
that post, that dog’s face, so fitting together.
Wooooooooooow….that is a mess! If you cant handle ya liquor, dont dranky drank..LOL
Alright y’all. I’m out. Have a ownderful wknd ery’ones.. :wave:
Yall Crazy
ION want no basket of gum
….i’m heading to the car….
before i leave i gotta say this …Dimpz…little nicca in GS gravi..aint mine i promise… (i keep looking at him like that’s what a little me would look like)
*wonderful
@YSO my Son would
your gravi…He loves huskies
“you know where all them kids got shot… it’s right down the street from the NRA. you know… like them people that got shot up in the movie theater… gotta watch this government. it’s bad to have alcohol, frustration, and aggrevation… if you don’t stay positive and in the right frame of mind, yo ass gon end up right there too….” <— typed as it was spoken
What is the topic?
worldwide std’s
hoods
And this cat is tied thee fukc UP up top
lol Ace tryna claim my baby. *closes legs* I’m a lady.
You just HAD to get that extra dependent didn’tchu?!
IDK the topic DTTS
I just talk to myself and every now and then somebody responds 
I’m still here. I got 45 more minutes
Lol @ DTTS
That about sums it up!
add a “shiiiiid” at the end of 335 please
What lead to 335? I need the back story
:holdsmychainTight: Hey Shay!
Well it started with 329 and went from there. Old ass country talkina young ass country about a whole lot of nothing.
*pinches lil Gelly’s jaws* Him, too cute!
‘Sup!!
I’m in here all late tonight, I feel like the last chick in the club, right when the lights come on.
Thanks DTTS. Tell ya gravi I can see her panties.
They don’t have on lights in clubs?
So Ace been humping around on Dimpz? Been a while since I’ve needed my old SR “cleaning” kit. Mmmhmm.
heee heee
*whispers* She’s got on Thongs
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Shay, did you ever fill out your Newbie Packet?
then she needs a shave
it’s a lotta black hanging outta that dress
And that is a cutie pie baby. All the babies, though, I’ve seen on the gravies have all been cutie-patooties, though.
Where are the instructions on how to put up a pic? I guess as much as I’ve been on here lately, it kinda feels rude to not use one. (Looks for old high school photo of me wearing my Michael Jackson Thriller jacket.)
Ace ain’t been humping nothing over here
(Looks for old high school photo of me wearing my Michael Jackson Thriller jacket.)
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Just fell in love with Shay
They don’t have on lights in clubs?
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What I meant was, I have the feelin’ like I overstayed my visit, which is the feeling I get when they turn on the main bright lights in the club & my old azz is still in dere….like, damn, I know’d I shoulda left 30mins ago LOL
Shay, did you ever fill out your Newbie Packet?
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See, what had happened wuz…
GellySammich says:
(Looks for old high school photo of me wearing my Michael Jackson Thriller jacket.)
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Just fell in love with Shay
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fill it out now… ain’t nothin else going on
@SHAY
Go to Gravatardotcom and register with the same email you used to register here at SR. It’ll guide you from there.
ysoserious says:
@SHAY
Go to Gravatardotcom and register with the same email you used to register here at SR. It’ll guide you from there.
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Cool. I’ll do that. Thanks!
What were the newbie questions again?
@ YSO…He just called talking about lil Gelly looks just like his baby pics. I’mma leave him alone though. I owe him a “pass”.
@ Shay…I don’t go to clubs so, I was curious.
I just know THEY wanna know if you lick ass… I don’t remember the rest of the questions.
a/s/l
favorite posters:
who you stan for:
you lick ass:
something like that…
@Gelly…new ?’s have been added. Pls see below
Do you have any unusual talents/hobbies?
What was your most embarassing moment?
#helpful
schooled
whatcha dewin this wkend?
=/ she ain’t even answer
I just wanna go hooome
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ YSO…He just called talking about lil Gelly looks just like his baby pics. I’mma leave him alone though. I owe him a “pass”.
@ Shay…I don’t go to clubs so, I was curious.
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You ain’t missing nuttin’ in the clubs….you’re smart to stay out…LOL….
GellySammich says:
I just know THEY wanna know if you lick ass… I don’t remember the rest of the questions.
a/s/l
favorite posters:
who you stan for:
you lick ass:
something like that…
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LMAO @ these questions!!
What’s a/s/l?
@ Shay….A/S/L/How many kids are normally the first questions.
I Stan for DttS, Yso (who I’ve been lurkin’ on for years…LOL) A few others I stan’d for ain’t on her no-mo
And NO ass lickin for ya gurl….have you SEEN what comes outta asses??? LOL
Tutoring the little one and eating
#thatsit
No kids (sad face), married (18yrs)
What part of the country do you reside:
Hobbies:
Industry:
Kids:
Straight/Gay/Bi:
*Bonus Question:
Do you tickle the lil spot in between the ballz and the pootshoot? And if so, with what?
OK, almost done w/my gravie. I couldn’t find the photo w/the thriller coat, but I DID find one from the 80’s where my hair was big as shyt. AND there’s a big ass fan in the background, which was a REQUIRED prop back in tha day!! That and the bamboo, high-backed chair.
that’s a long time to be with the same person… it kinda makes me sad to think about
Shay_OH says:
I Stan for DttS
:trapped:
What part of the country do you reside: OH
Hobbies: Drinking wine
Industry: Government (but not that spy shyt…lowly worker)
Kids: None
Straight/Gay/Bi: Straight
*Bonus Question:
Do you tickle the lil spot in between the ballz and the pootshoot? And if so, with what? My man ain’t letting me NO where that spot. He’d have to be sick, dead or dyin’, and wearing a pamper to let me that close to that spot!
<–made sure to leave my valuables in the cah!
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That's OK, I picked yo' pocket a minute ago….
Shay_OH says:
<–made sure to leave my valuables in the cah!
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That's OK, I picked yo' pocket a minute ago….
I know! And the joke is on yew!
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He won't let you touch him there yo? Not even with your tongue?
GellySammich says:
:trapped:
What EXACTLY are you trying to do over there Gelly?
DTTS… this is a spot you enjoy licking? *head tilt*
I really was. All you had in there was some lint & an old tictac.
And, nope, not at all.
OK, I loaded in my gravie, on Gravatar, how do I get it on SR?
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
GellySammich says:
:trapped:
What EXACTLY are you trying to do over there Gelly?
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that went with 376… the idea of a long ass marriage makes me sad
It’ll update itself Shay… clear your cache and it may go faster
GellySammich says:
DTTS… this is a spot you enjoy licking? *head tilt*
If’n it turns him on—
But faserious, my spot is the hip bone/meat. I like to nibble away
that’s kinda random. it’s been done to me and it tickles but I guess I never thought to do it back… take muuuuch more than I give
I hope you didn’t eat that ‘tic tac’ neither
Try it while you’re giving head. Might wake up to some new ish or something along those lines
but then I gotta give head =/
I think I’ve decided I wanna marry a 90 yr old rich man that I just gotta call daddy every now and then. I don’t want no emotions or intimacy or nothing… #jaded
take muuuuch more than I give
Me, too….
:stop: Gelly. Don’t do nothing that you aren’t comfortable doing
PLUS it just ain’t right giving head unless you love giving it to that special someone!
Plus, what turns me on is seeing him mail that mortgage check each month
Butchew still got big teeth for your gravi!
#stealthat
<— never loved it even when someone was special. I'll do it and pretend I'm having fun, but I don't love it
BRB Gonna go eat me a taco.
Wait. That didn’t sound right. I mean an actual taco.
OMG ya’ll heffas STILL in here???
Gelly, well don’t do it NO MORE then!
#theyknowwhenyouarepretending
<—-the tape they tied ole boy up with! 
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Pumpkin
LOL @ Pumpkin I know. In a minute SR’s gonna b in here tellin’ us “You ain’t gotta go home but you got ta get the hell outta here!”
@ Shay OKayyyyyyyy! More like “Put out or get out, ass cash or gas nobody rides for free”….
Hey! My gravie is up!!! Whohoo!!! I did it!
That’s some circa 1985 shyt right there…
Shay, bring me back a taco, hard shell, Oh & with sour cream too
And an order of chips n guac
Dammit aint no Chipotle in da hood 
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Gelly, well don’t do it NO MORE then!
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Blaming it on you!
PumpkinsMama says:
IKR! Looks like they even got a phone cord on his legs. Where’d they get green tape from?!
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#fancysmancy
((on the factory bullhorn))
Shay from OHIO
I like the gravi!
LMFAO @ Pumpkin
(digs in purse for a couple a bucks)
Yeah @ Shay Chipotle expensive too! Nice Pic mamcita
(preps food orders)
How you like that big hair? Took half a can of aqua net.
Just saw on Inside edition that ol boy from the plane will NOT be charged.
I dig the gravi
<====likes the Big hair you lookin like Bunny Debarge or a long lost Jackson
LMFAO @ Pumpkin
Thanks…I think
Awwww no Shay, was a compliment! Did you model professionally?
Nope, too short. I’m only 5’2.
This is absolutely crazy! Lol!
Guess they told him!
I bet he travels by greyhound from now on!
Shay_OH says:
I bet he travels by greyhound from now on!
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All that wouldn’t have happened on no greyhound
them folks would have 
Have ya’ll seen the folks that ride Greyhound in ATL 
Have ya’ll seen the folks that ride Greyhound in ATL
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Chiiiile, yes!! Lol Scary sight Indeed!
When I say I done died a thousand times reading these comments. I AIN’T NEVER laughed THIS damn hard in a GRIP!!!!! @Gelly yo ass had me
. Now I really know what yall mean when yall say folks be lookin at yall crazy. 
I hope everyone had a great weekend. I did. Date night w/my husband Friday. Had the Grand, our visit was way too short. Last thing she said when I put her in her moms arms was” see you Friday Gannie”. I miss her already. Friday better get here fast.
Hey Diva, 
How is your Grandman? Key when is your bundle due? You’ve been pregnant less than Beyonce, but longer than Amber Rose. :rofl:. Amber looks cute preggos.
I have to share this. My husband and I were out to dinner Friday. The kid at the next table said “I farted”. We looked at each other, and smiled, that’s something the Grand always says. “Gannie, I farted”.
moanin…
Good Morning Ace!
Mornin and chit
@ace
miany
anna
and all the other roses, weeds, and lurkers!!
good morning all
Good Morn-ting Roses
I see its about to be choke-a-hoe Monday here at work.
Morning yall :wave:
Dazzle
Milky
Ace
Anna
Miany
Fuggg yall doing???
Good Morning Milky!
How was everyone’s weekend? I woke up 30 minutes early this morning and came to the conclusion that I need a vacation (or maybe I need to retire)…. I am exhausted!
@Pickachu….morning
Im still trying to figure out how to choke a biatch out through inbox on FB…I be ready to put deez paws on a biatch
Bedazzled, Pikachu, Keesh- Good Morning!!! Pikachu don’t kill NOBODY!!!! Just say fugg em and keep it moving.
<~~~~me going off on your co-workers so you ain't gotta cut a bishh
Hey Keesh Pika and Miany
MORNING @keesh..
I feel you on that..Im trying to figure out how to send computer viruses through the FB inbox. Once they open that shyt they computer shuts down. These E-thugs and CAP LOCK gangsters must disappear.
Morning Mainy..Morning Razzle
Good Morning everyone!!!
Good Morning Everybody
Sucks to be back at work, but glad I got a job.
Sucks to be back at work, but glad I got a job.
You never lied.
Good Morning ROSES..Had to log in to say Big bad your son is adorable and so is Nakeya’s..Just to cute.
@Pickachu now thats a good F**king idea!!!
Good morning Everyone.
Good Morning Nakeya, Bigbad, Msonederful.
Very grateful to be employed. Just wish I wasn’t here right this minute.
keesh
nakeya
msone
bigbad
pickachu dial 1-800-choke-dat-hoe
I am for hire for all chokins!!
razzle dazzle
Hey peeps
Ace
Miany
Milky
Bedazz
Pickachu
Keesh
Nakeya
BigBag
& a happy Monday to you all!!!
So Lets start this shiat off right, since we KNOW Auntie not gonna do a RHOA post…Let me find out that was Dwight on the other end with NeNe when he was telling her she is going to be living in the same neighborhood as Tyler Perry… I died slowlt baby
boogie shake sumthin
i gotchu, Milkayyy :bodyrolls:
Why thankyou MsOnederful.
Hey Miany and Milky
@ Miany I know exactly what u mean.
What up Boogie
MsOnederful says:
Good Morning ROSES..Had to log in to say Big bad your son is adorable and so is Nakeya’s..Just to cute.
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Big Bad’s son is too cute! Love the picture! And thank you!
Good Morning everyone!
Keesh I missed RHOA so your gonna have to fill me in, btw, does the new Love and Hip Hop come on tonight?
And ppl, no choking co-workers untill at least 10 a.m. lol.
Keesh says:
So Lets start this shiat off right, since we KNOW Auntie not gonna do a RHOA post…Let me find out that was Dwight on the other end with NeNe when he was telling her she is going to be living in the same neighborhood as Tyler Perry… I died slowlt baby
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I was like that dude sound familar as fukk…
That damn thirsty ass kenya getting on my nerves with that Walter shyt. I wanted to throw some gaterade at my tv everytime here scenes came up.
G
G
You didnt miss much honey. They finally all really like each other except that damn Kenya, who was sitting up making herself look like a fool asking that man if he like her. She should have found a better actor than that.
The voice sounds familiar but I’m not sure it was Dwight I see the man face that it sounds like but I can’t think of his name.
Good morning Boogie ur name makes me wanna
ok computer is acting up….So just pretend #458 says Good Morning Boogie!
Pikachu & Keesh- Gimme the scoop on RHOA, I missed it.
morning boogie & milky
SMH. Kenya really needs to just stop. Any fool can see that Walter does not really like her, or want to have a baby, or want to marry her. What is really her story line other than Walter?
You’re Welcome NIk and Big Bad…Morning Milky and Miani!
@KEESH here’s some real tea though concerning RHOA did yall know Peter used to date NIA LONG… Yes Peter Cynthia’s husband..Girl I am clutching my pearls. Looks like Cynthia not the only one with a celebrity EX. Peter must have that good wood chile…..
rhoa scenes w/ kenya and walt make me super uncomfortable now. does she have cankles? and is her face okay? :concerned:
rhoa scenes w/ kenya and walt make me super uncomfortable now. does she have cankles? and is her face okay? :concerned:
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Proactive may help, no? IJS
did yall know Peter used to date NIA LONG… Yes Peter Cynthia’s husband..Girl I am clutching my pearls. Looks like Cynthia not the only one with a celebrity EX. Peter must have that good wood chile…..
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Well Damn! Excuse me Peter!
Big Bad’s son is too cute! Love the picture! And thank you!
Good Morning everyone!
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Thanks Nakeya urs too.
I didn’t RHOA either, but I did watch that Best Funeral Ever, now that show needed to be boycotted
any1 else havin pc issues?
or is it jus me?????????????
I didn’t RHOA either, but I did watch that Best Funeral Ever, now that show needed to be boycotted
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I am really missing everything. What is that show about and what channel does it come on?
@Mainy
Kenya still thirsty
We met NeNe aka Glam-MA’s granddaughter
Her son Bryce still looks homeless..his daughter must look just like her Mami
Kandi wanna get married
Porcha is still dumb but the bish hair stay laid
Cynthia had a going away party for NeNe
Apollo is still sessy
Everybody seem to be getting along since that drag queen with a wig got the boot.
I stopped watching a few weeks ago and I have BEEN over Kenya and Walter’s relationship. It is so contrived. I know it’s just playing a role but, she made herself look so desperate. ANY FOOL can see he don’t want her.
MsOnederful says:
You’re Welcome NIk and Big Bad…Morning Milky and Miani!
@KEESH here’s some real tea though concerning RHOA did yall know Peter used to date NIA LONG… Yes Peter Cynthia’s husband..Girl I am clutching my pearls. Looks like Cynthia not the only one with a celebrity EX. Peter must have that good wood chile…..
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Say what now! (eating my skins and hotsauce) He do look like he got that good good though
I’m not a Bama Fan, but Roll Tide!!!
:wave: Morning EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Miany says:
I stopped watching a few weeks ago and I have BEEN over Kenya and Walter’s relationship. It is so contrived. I know it’s just playing a role but, she made herself look so desperate. ANY FOOL can see he don’t want her.
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Here is my question: He had to have known what the story line was gonna be, so why get on the show just to act like you can’t stand her?! Why not just not do the show?! Foolishness.
BoogieNites says:
any1 else havin pc issues?
or is it jus me?????????????
^^^Girl…My computer over here acting a mess too. I just don’t feel like fooling with IT today.
Morning Diva
I am really missing everything. What is that show about and what channel does it come on?
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Girl I hope Auntie finds the video of that foolishness. May they R.I.P.
It came on TLC after Honey Boo Boo. They had Christmas themed funeral, a Rib funeral, and a funeral at the fair, they took the urn on the rides and everything. My son said Mommy is this a show trying to make black people look bad. No lie, The chit can’t be real. They actually had a professional morner’s class.
@Pickachu…Thanks for the update. I heard Nene wanted a DNA, I don’t blame her! Any trick that sleep with Bryson (looking like somebody’s fungus infected big Toe) gotsta be a gold digger.
@Nakeya…I wonder if the intended story line is exactly what we’re seeing. Maybe Kenya asked Walter to act that way. I know she wanted to be the most talked about character so I guess this is what she wanted.
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Miany says:
I stopped watching a few weeks ago and I have BEEN over Kenya and Walter’s relationship. It is so contrived. I know it’s just playing a role but, she made herself look so desperate. ANY FOOL can see he don’t want her.
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Here is my question: He had to have known what the story line was gonna be, so why get on the show just to act like you can’t stand her?! Why not just not do the show?! Foolishness
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From what I heard he wasnt expecting Kenya to press the marriage issue I guess that wasn’t in their deal thats why he always looked irritated. Kenya had her own plan to get married on the show.
Pickachu Tran says:
Nakeya_j says:
Miany says:
I stopped watching a few weeks ago and I have BEEN over Kenya and Walter’s relationship. It is so contrived. I know it’s just playing a role but, she made herself look so desperate. ANY FOOL can see he don’t want her.
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Here is my question: He had to have known what the story line was gonna be, so why get on the show just to act like you can’t stand her?! Why not just not do the show?! Foolishness
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From what I heard he wasnt expecting Kenya to press the marriage issue I guess that wasn’t in their deal thats why he always looked irritated. Kenya had her own plan to get married on the show.
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lol. Oh so it’s her fault. Oh well that’s on her. shame.
Diva
Classy chick!!
From what I heard he wasnt expecting Kenya to press the marriage issue I guess that wasn’t in their deal thats why he always looked irritated. Kenya had her own plan to get married on the show.
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I agree. Even if the relationship was real, what woman is going to pressure a man like that to marry her. Especially if they were in a long distance relationship to begin with. They really don’t know each other so why is she expecting more.
I was able to catch T-Boz and Sisterhood yesterday and lets not forget that damn funeral show
Morning Diva!
@bigbadwolf…was it ONLY black people??? smdh…REALITY T.V.= Modern Day Minstrel
Porcha is still dumb but the bish hair stay laid
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annnnnnnnnd…
looking like somebody’s fungus infected big Toe
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bwaaaaaaaahahahaHA
lol. Oh so it’s her fault. Oh well that’s on her. shame.
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from what Walter said when he let the cat out of the bag about their made for TV relationship, YEA ITS HER FAULT lol.
Im just mad that Kenya got free rent in a mansion out the deal. Bravo could of at least hooked her broke azz up with some furniture.
Trendsetter says:
I was able to catch T-Boz and Sisterhood yesterday and lets not forget that damn funeral show
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Morning! Again, I missed everything. So could I please have a recap of the T-Boz show and Sisterhood? Thanks
Divaaaaaaa
I assumed it was a part of her plan for publicity cuz lord knows we ALL know better than to continuously bring up marriage and kids to a man.
Sandra, where you at gal?! I’m over here crying on the inside needing a new post because I missed last night’s epi. of RHOATL and err’body talm’bout it! :crying1:
Oh yea Porscha’s hairdresser needs to become THE NEW ‘it’ celebrity stylist cuz she do the dayum thang!!!
Im just mad that Kenya got free rent in a mansion out the deal. Bravo could of at least hooked her broke azz up with some furniture.
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So Miss. America/USA whatever she was can’t afford her own furniture?! Ok serious question: What did she do before this show? What was her job title? Did she even have a job?
I can’t watch that T-Boz show
O how she has fallen, she looks so gutter and broke like she shop at the local rainbow or citi trends.
I did watch that Best Funeral Ever, now that show needed to be boycotted
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Yall know that’s ALL I’ve been wanting to see. But my early to bed, early to rise ass couldn’t keep my eyes open. I caught bits and pieces of that show. But it was sooooo ignant I felt ashamed for wanting to watch it. I got a txt that said “Prynn,
is this I’m watching?”. Did they ever say how much THOSE funerals cost?
@bigbadwolf…was it ONLY black people??? smdh…REALITY T.V.= Modern Day Minstrel
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Yes. It was only black people. It was just the first episode so who knows what’s to come. They had the people that work at the funeral home dressed up like elves and snow men. The main director was dressed like Santa and dudes casket was on a sleigh. The rib dude sang the original Chili’s baby back rib song so they had a bbq fountain and dipped the ribs in the sauce in his honor. His casket was a big azz bbq smoker and they was cooking ribs in the front of the church.
Miany says:
Oh yea Porscha’s hairdresser needs to become THE NEW ‘it’ celebrity stylist cuz she do the dayum thang!!!
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There are a few celebrities that need to call Porscha’s hairdresser STAT! Porscha may have some of the best hair on tv.
Bigbad (
btw) says:
They actually had a professional morner’s class.
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GIRRRRRRLLLL when I seen that chick fall out that chair and say “GET OFF ME!” and crawl to that casket….I closed my eyes real tight like
nene’s OUT… and kenya’s IN #changingoftheguards
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GIRRRRRRLLLL when I seen that chick fall out that chair and say “GET OFF ME!” and crawl to that casket….I closed my eyes real tight like
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I just read BigBads update on the funeral show….
is all I got for this.
A friggin bbq fountain!!! Pulling a casket on Santa’s sleigh!!
So Miss. America/USA whatever she was can’t afford her own furniture?! Ok serious question: What did she do before this show? What was her job title? Did she even have a job?
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from what I heard her production company is not bringing her any money. I mean all she does is STRAIGHT TO EBT movies. She has did some butt modeling for a few low class magazines that nobody reads.
guess i’ll go do work til auntie wakes up
@Boogie…that’s why I feel like it was all a publicity ploy. Nene can’t be the one beefing with everybody. She is an actor now….Kenya on the other hand. She is the personification of the “beauty” who has a bad attitude and can’t keep a man. On her next season I suspect she will go on a journey of finding herself. Go on various dates, etc.
Morning
Nakeya_j girl you didn’t miss anything…T-Boz trying to get back into the music business…she steal dealing wtth some pretty heavy medical issues…Chili was on the show and she wanted to start back touring and doing music as a group…T-Boz want to do her own thing in addition to the group thing…it was kind of boring
Now that damn Sisterhood show is pure foolery…It’s something about the Domician woman and her husband, I can’t think of their names…but it something about them I don’t like…the show basically showed that church folks gossip and start mess just like the rest of us….
@Prynn, that was just pure COONERY!!!!! shame on all involved!!!!
Hey boogie!