The family of Muhammad Ali is denying British tabloid reports that the former heavyweight champ is near death.
According to the Courier-Journal of Louisville, the family posted a photo on Twitter of Ali wearing a Baltimore Ravens jersey while watching the live telecast of the game at his Phoenix home Sunday night.
“He looks great,” family spokesman Bob Gunnell told newspaper. “He’s having a Super Bowl party.”
Gunnell told the paper that Ali was at home in Phoenix with his wife, Lonnie.
Reports that Ali, 71, was near death were published over the weekend by two British newspapers — The Sun and The Daily Mail, which quoted Ali’s brother, Rahman Ali, as saying: “It could be months, it could be days. I don’t know if he’ll last the summer. He’s in God’s hands.”
Ali’s daughter, Laila, 35, is a retired professional boxer.
Ali suffers from Parkinson’s disease, a progressive disorder of the nervous system that robs sufferers of their mobility and their ability to speak.
I just hope the family doesnt start propping him up like Bernie from Weekends at Bernie for photo ops
Noooooooo……………
hopefully not true
More pictures of Beyonce’s uterus please
Okay I just read the post on the hood rat mom. Y’all were going in. I saw that last week! So sad. She did the trust fall with the door and the door won.
The kids though. Smh.
I guess there must be a communication disconnect between Ali’s brother and Ali’s family.
“He looks great,” family spokesman Bob Gunnell told newspaper. “He’s having a Super Bowl party.”
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I just posted this yesterday on Facebook , I also posted an old interview with Tyson , sugar and ali on arseno back when it first hit him I guess! Long live the champ!
Sandy I’m playing football you coming to my games? We play near Cumberland mall. Closer to the season do a short post on my team please! We have some hotties!
I seen this headline yesterday that he was near death .
omg that damn @Dancer
He don’t look to good
sh*t, he ain’t looking good.
He don’t look too good
Ahhh okay…death is imminent..
Now O.J. Brigance?
Lawd be a fence cuz I couldn’t live like that at all 
Anywhoo, T.I.’s daughter Deyjah is growing up into a beautiful young lady
dancerbee93 says:
I just hope the family doesnt start propping him up like Bernie from Weekends at Bernie for photo ops
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I saw this yesterday, I wonder why there would be a communications issue within the family? Many blessings to the champ and his family.
Well he got Parkinson’s.
Thats kinda what it looks like. Plus he old. 
GOAT.
This is NOT true….I was on Twitter and was informed that he shook it off.
Does anyone know how I can change my gravi?
I’m telling ya now I would be a cussing eesh talm boutmy daddy
dancerbee93 says:
I just hope the family doesnt start propping him up like Bernie from Weekends at Bernie for photo ops
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Too late. That pic up there is the onset…..
__/ <—— pushes Whit out the chair
Almighty forgive me.
iAmChan says:
This is NOT true….I was on Twitter and was informed that he shook it off.
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Chan says:
he shook it off.
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Hatecho LIFE!
I would like a sip of that goose RIGHT NOW. Imma get a bolla on the way home.
Thanks.
This is NOT true….I was on Twitter and was informed that he shook it off.
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Yasssssssssssssss
You just stung like a bee! 
Poor Classius Clay
Well, looka there HEY @ASHLAND! :wave: You playing flag ball??
prynsexxx says:
dancerbee93 says:
I just hope the family doesnt start propping him up like Bernie from Weekends at Bernie for photo ops
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Too late. That pic up there is the onset…..
__/ <—— pushes Whit out the chair
Almighty forgive me.
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U going straight ta hell for that
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
Ali!
Now O.J. Brigance?
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YES GIGI!! i read that he Blinks to form his words ,WOW
Well, I think he looks just fine for someone who is sick
IMB, and yall know what that means
Support Jhene
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but who is this?? The person with the van?
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@DancingBee you dont get to complain about music if you dont know Jhene Aiko
OutsidetheBox says:
I would like a sip of that goose RIGHT NOW. Imma get a bolla on the way home.
Thanks.
Saturday, I drank some new no-name cherryberry vodka yo! To die for
This is NOT true….I was on Twitter and was informed that he shook it off.
seeee and this is why I didnt want to come in this here post 
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Too late. That pic up there is the onset…..
__/ <—— pushes Whit out the chair
Almighty forgive me.
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iAmChan says:
This is NOT true….I was on Twitter and was informed that he shook it off.
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*adds Chan to the Aint shyt today list*
I can’t look at O.J. Brigance without having some slanderous thought come up, I am sorry, but he got that creepy smile that scares the bejesus out of me.
Ashland, you’re gonna have to come up with some sort of scandal with your team yo
in order for SR to post on it #reversepsychology 
Hey Dancer
iAmChan says:
I can’t look at O.J. Brigance without having some slanderous thought come up, I am sorry, <_<
@ Nakeya_j I ain’t gon be shyt at all today. I’m just getting started. It’s 1:36 and I’m still walking round the house in boxers.
Where is @ Caramel so we can continue this here mouf love discussion?
@OTb
I wasnt complaining. And I was being sarcastic but I guess fonting ova da computer it gets misinterpreted 
Hey Dosen’t talk 2 strangers
If I see him propped up on a horse for the Kentucky Derby I am calling the folks on his family.
@DTTS
@dtts
shake it shake it shake it
@ <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers
Well hello….
seeee and this is why I didnt want to come in this here post
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Did you mix it with something?? Cherry anything taste like cough syrup to me
And I was being sarcastic but I guess fonting ova da computer it gets misinterpreted
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We got emotes for that Dancer!
iAmChan says:
This is NOT true….I was on Twitter and was informed that he shook it off.
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I can’t breathe, lord forgive me for laughing!
His wife better be nice to him!
Did you mix it with something?? Cherry anything taste like cough syrup to me @DTTS
Oh chit yall just fugged me up wit two dancers in this bish. I need a smoke.
He has young looking hands
Ali’s daughter, Laila, 35, is a retired professional boxer
I messed around and ordered one of her fights on PPV and it looked liked Twon and Nem 
a windmill mess 
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Have yall ever watched Laila fight
Who watched Betty and Coretta? Mary J did aight
Hey Chan!
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Dancer, I put lime juice and berry minute maid in it. It was ALL.THAT. at the time
It’s 1:36 and I’m still walking round the house in boxers.
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Oldskool71 says:
He has young looking hands
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#positive
OutsidetheBox says:
Oh chit yall just fugged me up wit two dancers in this bish. I need a smoke.
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I thought my named had been changed or double fonted.. I was tripping myself ha! Here ya go
@ Dancer and Chan
He has young looking hands
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Shole do. You reckon he kept them cold creamed in them gloves all those yurrs? We should send him Whip.
Ty says:
Ali’s daughter, Laila, 35, is a retired professional boxer
I messed around and ordered one of her fights on PPV and it looked liked Twon and Nem 
a windmill mess 
Hilare! <–who'd I get THAT from?!
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Have yall ever watched Laila fight
<—saw her 1st fight ever! #lightweightbragging
It was in Detroit, and she 'opened up' for Mike Tyson, when he beat the crap outta the German cat, I think he was that or Russian. His fans threw red drinks all over his white robe when the fight was stopped due to his concussion
Who watched Betty and Coretta? Mary J did aight
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Doc
we already decided that Murry didnt do aight. 
Who watched Betty and Coretta? Mary J did aight
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Dammit!!! I missed it
Dancerbee93 meet dancebabe I myself got confused. Hi Everyone I font here from time 2 time
OutsidetheBox says:
Oh chit yall just fugged me up wit two dancers in this bish. I need a smoke.
I had to grab my glasses looking at the screen like 
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Ok it aint me huh
These are the perks of working for yourself and living by yourself! Owwwwww. I ain’t doing NOTHING this whole week. Imma get up, eat my bacon n eggs, play Call of Duty, get on Twitter, and bother yall….
ANNNNNDDD try to talk @ Caramel Cutie into shave that there box of hers, unless she gon let me do it.
CHAN…
Sir, today you get the Ain’t shyt comment for today
i hope not
@Cocoabana
It’s kinda strange isn’t it? You ever seen that Louis Vuitton ad with him and his grandson? That little boy looks like a mini me version of him.
It aint over til God says it’s ova!
Family Denies Muhammad Ali is Near Death
^I hope not. You never know. Id understand if they just wanted a bit of privacy,,,Sometimes t m z be knowing too damn much
9-1-1 call and all…It can be overkill listening to the child who just found their parents lifeless body on the phone. pleading with the operator,,,Which is why I bypassed the Teena Marie 911 call.RIP…Luv Ali 
@babe
*sits on Dancer’s gravi’s face*
@ Ty What I do? I just said he shook it off! That’s a good thing ain’t it?
Nakeya_j says:
Ok, I get it! you wanna lick the box!! I dont know what donuts got to do w/anything.. #explain
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sigh…he would of had you bust one on his face and it woul dof looked liek a glaze like a donut. smdh. Im sure he no longer wants to do all that though
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from downstairs *whispering in yo ear,* I’ve never sprayed in anyone’s face
@ Gigi26
Yayyy!!! What I win?
Cocoa!
stunning in the gravi luv!
@Yall was she wind-milling during that fight too
So since he has young hands, can he be a lotion model like the Morning Thunderstorm from Americus
Whispering back @ Caramel Cutie
You have been deprived boo.
Twitter, and bother yall….
ANNNNNDDD try to talk @ Caramel Cutie into shave that there box of hers, unless she gon let me do
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I could use a good shaving LOL!! You in Jackson right?
@fayyyyy!! guurrrllll I was like
**whispering where dat come from** but you cleared it up 
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
*sits on Dancer’s gravi’s face*
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WHICH Dancer….you gotta be ‘pacific round these parts. You do know there are TWO Dancer’s up in hea’?
OutsidetheBox says:
He has young looking hands
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Shole do. You reckon he kept them cold creamed in them gloves all those yurrs? We should send him Whip.
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Hey don’t boxers put vaseline on their hands before they wrap them? Maybe that’s it
Ty I grabbed the whole monitor. Like damn how she got two gravis at the same damn time..
#tired
Ty, did you see how the bish looked though?!
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
*sits on Dancer’s gravi’s face*
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U got to be PACIFIC Fay we have two now
Caramel Cutie says:
Twitter, and bother yall….
ANNNNNDDD try to talk @ Caramel Cutie into shave that there box of hers, unless she gon let me do
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I could use a good shaving LOL!! You in Jackson right?
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I am ma’am!
Not going to speak death into this so in any event who else is just pure dumb that we can laugh at?
You in Jackson right?
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@ Fay
Wassupppp?!?
Fay just done sat on that gravi
Chan, let her keep on fonting
<—wide open!
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Ty, maybe, just maybe, he could market himself to the AARP magazines and thangs
He could be holding a BIG NUMBER cell phone
Or
Press the Life Alert buttons
who else is just pure dumb that we can laugh at?
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@ MissHarlem I was still chuckling at Michelle trying her hardest not to fall she she got sprung from under the stage last night, but I digress.
Ok, ok, ok… do you ever come to the casinos?
Them bulldogs I made last night is calling me like Pookie
MissHarlem says:
Not going to speak death into this so in any event who else is just pure dumb that we can laugh at?
*in Dee’s voice*
Kenya! We can laugh at her ______!
@ OldSkool, he has beautiful grandchildren
thanks my Fay Fay!
Why y’all discussing shaving when the art of waxing exists?
OutsidetheBox says:
Fay just done sat on that gravi
AND then tried to take it back
iAmChan says:
Caramel Cutie says:
Twitter, and bother yall….
ANNNNNDDD try to talk @ Caramel Cutie into shave that there box of hers, unless she gon let me do
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I could use a good shaving LOL!! You in Jackson right?
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I am ma’am!
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is it Friday already
MissHarlem says:
Not going to speak death into this so in any event who else is just pure dumb that we can laugh at?
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*whispers in your ear* Not to say that she’s dumb, but lets laugh at Caramel and her coochie braids with beads on ’em.
Cocoa
(smh) You’on even want to know yo! 
@ Yall…hell I’ve wind milled some folks so hard they
I just expected more sticking and moving with Laila and her azz was slap boxing 
Pryn get outta my head
@ Chan….go pick up Kenya
IAM she wasnt needed on that stage
she shoulda popped back from where she came. I wanted to see more Kelly. Was I the only one that died when Beyonce gave them they cue to exit? “yall give it up for Kelly and Michelle” translation yall get off my stage thanks
Does Ali’s wife still fukk him?
Why y’all discussing shaving when the art of waxing exists?
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I didn’t the waxing thing there before and it’s just not worth it to me. You have to let a lil bit grow back before you can go back. I just like to keep it smooth so I can hit it with a razor every couple days. Again is it Friday
OLDSKOOL Y-U-C-K
Does Ali’s wife still fukk him?
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Cocoabana says:
@ OldSkool, he has beautiful grandchildren
thanks my Fay Fay!
Why y’all discussing shaving when the art of waxing exists?
Speaking of wax; anyone have or ever had the brazilian? Also, drop the wax and go for the LASER!
@ Caramel Cutie says:
Ok, ok, ok… do you ever come to the casinos?
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Did Tupac say he was a super thug, but took numerous pictures in a tub full of bubble bath?
Hell yeah I go to the casinos!
@yall anybody boxer wind milling, shoving, belly pushing, or just screaming in a fight are mitches **kevin harts voice** Laila is an international mitch fighter
OutsidetheBox says:
You in Jackson right?
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Only with a condom.. oh wait..the city
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Ty, maybe, just maybe, he could market himself to the AARP magazines and thangs
He could be holding a BIG NUMBER cell phone
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@ Chan…I could read the hell outta Michelle last night. She popped up like if I fall they are going to monkey stomp my azz right here
It was all over her face
Chan is about to come another one of caramels dysfunctional relationships.
now i want the background lol
and brazilians have your box smooth like butter cream
Gigi26 says:
Does Ali’s wife still fukk him?
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yeah she just gets on top, he does all the moving.
Oldskool I’ve had a Brazilian done and my pusscee was so gorgeous afterwards
and her coochie braids with beads on ‘em.
@ FuturedocDonte says:
Chan is about to come another one of caramels dysfunctional relationships.
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Gotta fill me in on this, I can’t go in and be blindsided now.
yeah she just gets on top, he does all the moving.
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A human vibrator
Ok, ok, ok… do you ever come to the casinos?
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Did Tupac say he was a super thug, but took numerous pictures in a tub full of bubble bath?
Hell yeah I go to the casinos!
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Ain’t shait list
Chan ** wit two stars
Caramel
It would fit tight as a glove thank you!
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And you dont need no damn blue star ointment am i right??
Oh wait it wasnt blue star wtf did Diva said the old folks used to tighten pumkash? 
@ Cocoabana YOU are NOT right!!! You are now officially my Aint Shyt Today partner in crime.
Ty, somebody called it a “toaster pop up” for Michelle
<–Either Brazilian or landing strip ALLways! It's so pretty
when it's like that 
iAmChan says:
@ Caramel Cutie says:
Ok, ok, ok… do you ever come to the casinos?
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Did Tupac say he was a super thug, but took numerous pictures in a tub full of bubble bath?
Hell yeah I go to the casinos!
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LOL @ the bubble bath comments
thugs like to soak in bubbles too! Just like thugs wear braces and get pullups from Walmart on Sundays with visible firearm 
the fugg did I walk into?
WeCap pwease!
Gigi26 says:
yeah she just gets on top, he does all the moving.
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A human vibrator
Did Tupac say he was a super thug, but took numerous pictures in a tub full of bubble bath?
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:stop: Dont come for Pac!!!! He is his own kind of sexy
*changes Gravi*
#hater
Yall ladies get laser treatments on the cooch hair? Yall don’t be worried bout no radioactive waves and chit like that? I would hate to run into a radioactive cooter.
@GiGi and Cocoa
Did it hurt? I’ve been getting laser treatments on the bikini line but I’m scared to try a brazilian on the rest…is it really painful and how long does it last?
yeah she just gets on top, he does all the moving.
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A human vibrator
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Oldskool71 says:
Cocoabana says:
@ OldSkool, he has beautiful grandchildren
thanks my Fay Fay!
Why y’all discussing shaving when the art of waxing exists?
Speaking of wax; anyone have or ever had the brazilian? Also, drop the wax and go for the LASER!
^^ I do the Brazilian and I get it done once every 3-4 weeks (depending on growth, sometimes takes longer)..my cousin got lazer done on her belly and va jayjay and she loves it but, I’m too scared to do lazer.
Chan, ok well you wanna come the hard rock? You not gone kill me are you?
yeah she just gets on top, he does all the moving.
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iAmChan says:
Yall ladies get laser treatments on the cooch hair? Yall don’t be worried bout no radioactive waves and chit like that? I would hate to run into a radioactive cooter.
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So Hattiesburg is half way betwix Jack-town and Mobile….I think
Umm @Caramel you gonna go getcho nappy dugout shaved? He wants to be your pusscee barber so….
OutsidetheBox says:
It would fit tight as a glove thank you!
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And you dont need no damn blue star ointment am i right?? Oh wait it wasnt blue star wtf did Diva said the old folks used to tighten pumkash
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#epsom salt I swear by it
OldSkool, it only hurts for 5.5 seconds
#imaketightfistssothatmynailsstabmypalms 
#nopainnogain
But then when you look at ya girl, you’ll be happy you did it!
Nah I ain’t brave enough for no laser on my puss, something ain’t right about some red beam touching it :shakesfinger:
Oldskool71 says:
@GiGi and Cocoa
Did it hurt? I’ve been getting laser treatments on the bikini line but I’m scared to try a brazilian on the rest…is it really painful and how long does it last?
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i’ve been getting them consistenly for about two years so I can go a month and a half without one. its not painful to me though, the first time did hurt lol
@ Caramel and Ty
There is NOTHING wrong with a bubble bath, BUT……if I am gonna be superthugnificent, I will not compromise my gangsta persona and SHOW yall that I take bubble baths. You will see the gangsta, only the soft side behind closed doors, that way you will be IN the bubble bath with me. NahMean?
I bet @Caramel pusscee looks like Rick Rawse face.
I’m the biggest bawse yew done seent thus far…
excuse, I wouldn’t have to ASK! It would fit tight as a glove thank you!
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iAmChan says:
@ Cocoabana YOU are NOT right!!! You are now officially my Aint Shyt Today partner in crime.
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I am honored
I dont use lasers but I have a No!No! @Chan and it uses heat but that little chit hurt down there. I feel them zaps IDK wtf they tombout.
I still use Nair. I cant be bovered.
Who Dat says:
So Hattiesburg is half way betwix Jack-town and Mobile….I think
Umm @Caramel you gonna go getcho nappy dugout shaved? He wants to be your pusscee barber so….
Yall ladies get laser treatments on the cooch hair? Yall don’t be worried bout no radioactive waves and chit like that? I would hate to run into a radioactive cooter.
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Fugg around and have a third ball grow
Oldskool, mine lasted for over a month it wasn’t painful to me I went to bliss spa and my chick was awesome!
Can we set up a PayPal account to help buy @Caramel a weed whacker?
@Miany
yeah the laser hurts like a bish BUT I only have to go every 6-8 weeks and soon it will be gone for good but it’s just the bikini line…got tired of the razor bumps
#epsom salt I swear by it
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Miany says:
Oldskool71 says:
Cocoabana says:
@ OldSkool, he has beautiful grandchildren
thanks my Fay Fay!
Why y’all discussing shaving when the art of waxing exists?
Speaking of wax; anyone have or ever had the brazilian? Also, drop the wax and go for the LASER!
^^ I do the Brazilian and I get it done once every 3-4 weeks (depending on growth, sometimes takes longer)..my cousin got lazer done on her belly and va jayjay and she loves it but, I’m too scared to do lazer.
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Miany, how does that Brazilian feel?
dancerbee93 says:
I just hope the family doesnt start propping him up like Bernie from Weekends at Bernie for photo ops
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Can you Bernie lean?
@ Caramel Cutie I’m mad for not knowing that you were in Mobile and I just moved here from Pensacola about a month ago…
I wouldn’t mind going to The Hard Rock tho…I can bring my own if you’d like #Giggedy
:stop: Wait…@Chan is some of the bess male font we done had in a spell folks.. nothing off our other brothas either, love yall all..
but are we really gonna give him to Caramel.. We should think it ova roses. We done vetted this girl. We know.
superthugnificent
I bet @Caramel pusscee looks like Rick Rawse face.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Who Dat says:
So Hattiesburg is half way betwix Jack-town and Mobile….I think
Umm @Caramel you gonna go getcho nappy dugout shaved? He wants to be your pusscee barber so….
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LMAO…. Y must you embarrass meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
KDUB
I hatttteeeeee youuuuuuuu
MIlkyyyyyyyyyyyy :lmao: :lmao: @your smack. Poor thang!
Caramel Cutie says:
OutsidetheBox says:
It would fit tight as a glove thank you!
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And you dont need no damn blue star ointment am i right?? Oh wait it wasnt blue star wtf did Diva said the old folks used to tighten pumkash
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say what now Kenya?
If we send you a stencil can you make @Caramel shat all purdy like ShawtyLo face @Chan? Its Valem-times Day soon. Can you shape it into a heart if I sent you a cookie cutter? Not a coochie cutter…A COOKIE CUTTER.
I bet @Caramel pusscee looks like Rick Rawse face.
I’m the biggest bawse yew done seent thus far…
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x46382764 K DUBB Ain’t shait 
got my coworkers asking me am I alright
steps in the da door. so @caramels puscee look like the old Michael Jackson’s afro?
and @ Caramel
If that cooch look likes Pam Grier’s hairdo off of a old blaxploitation movie cover, we gonna have to get RIGHT to business before there is ANY MoufLove in the picture.
Okay Imma try it out!!! I scurrrd *bites finga nails*
@Gigi I’m bout 5 treatments into by bikini line laser treatment so if I start growing a jont, I’ll get that lasered off too!
*bangs gavel* Chan the verdict is in and its a no go boo
Looks like this thing gonna happen with or without our blessing huh? @Caramel if you had to choose your likeness from any KITCHEN appliance, which would it be?
This is a Match.cum question as well.
Caramel, you so different yet funny as hell
Who Dat says:
Can we set up a PayPal account to help buy @Caramel a weed whacker?
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Who Dat says:
Can we set up a PayPal account to help buy @Caramel a weed whacker?
She’s got her refund check due any day now. She cool
<–aint really feeling this Snickers PB. Mad I wasted my calories on it.
Posting so my gravi will show that I stan for PAC
The hardest rapper of all time 
Drops Nair in Kenya’s gift bag
say what now Kenya?
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different = slow or atleast her pretends to be
OutsidetheBox says:
Wait…@Chan is some of the bess male font we done had in a spell folks.. nothing off our other brothas either, love yall all..
but are we really gonna give him to Caramel.. We should think it ova roses. We done vetted this girl. We know.
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Ill take yo Chan *in salt and peppa voice*
165
So what’s the story with @ Caramel, yall throwing flags alllll over the place. I’m intrigued.
Chaka…I know that puscee hairry…
Imma start calling you…Chaka Ross @Caramel. Love child of Chaka Khan and Officer Ricky.
Hairy azz ghul. You must be that chick with side burns that can be braided too huh?
#hormoneprollems
OutsidetheBox says:
say what now Kenya?
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Leave her be, Diva, Im just messing with her.
Sorry about your grams
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chile you is messing with a mess…carry on!!!! OTB
@DTTS hey babes
Who Dat says:
If we send you a stencil can you make @Caramel shat all purdy like ShawtyLo face @Chan? Its Valem-times Day soon. Can you shape it into a heart if I sent you a cookie cutter? Not a coochie cutter…A COOKIE CUTTER.
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I fuggin quit!
@Caramel..Ladies who shave will feel a lot of pain during the first wax. The second time you will barely feel the pain because the hairs will be fine.
@OldSkool…..I think the results are the same (very smooth looking, soft feeling skin)…laser just beats wax cuz of the return visits. I’m just too scared to try something so extreme.
Chan you no like bushy pusscee *in Ming lee voice*
so @caramels puscee look like the old Michael Jackson’s afro?
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Looks like “Off Da Wall” Mike.
Its so fuggin hairy it got @Chan tryna “Ease On Down The Road” with a weed whacker….
Diiiiiivaaaaaa *pours you a drinky poo* remember I’m paying until after your burfday
@ Who Dat
I’m sick with them hair clippers, I may even trim it in the shape of a cinnabun so I can fantasize while…..nevermind.
@diva
So what’s the story with @ Caramel, yall throwing flags alllll over the place. I’m intrigued.
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Ain not cok blocking round these parts. Just let us know how it all turn out
Why do we have to buy a weed whacker
*drops duck tape in bag too* 
Ill take yo Chan *in salt and peppa voice*
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:fistbump:
Caramel you alright with me Bew!
Oldskool71 says:
Diiiiiivaaaaaa *pours you a drinky poo* remember I’m paying until after your burfday
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keep em coming so I can be lit up like a Christmas tree!!!!!!
<—aint no c0ck blocker! Do your thang! @Chan.
Diva says:
this guhl can’t be this dense, I know!!!!
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No its an attention call that will come back to bite her
@Gigi26 says:
Chan you no like bushy pusscee *in Ming lee voice*
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Naw, It impedes the tongue to “man in the boat” action…can’t get in rhythm if the hair is tickling my nose and chit.
I’m sick with them hair clippers, I may even trim it in the shape of a cinnabun so I can fantasize while…..nevermind
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Milky
*panches yo booty*
hey ladybug *brushes up against your right boobie*
Ty
196 AND 197 :fakeshootsself: #nohell
Chan when u shaving caramel… I want u to look in her face and in the best Korean voice u got ask “Uppa Lip?”
coochie braids with beads on ‘em.
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Is that code for “dingleberries” and lint balls?
Thanks Diva-er
Ty says:
Diva says:
this guhl can’t be this dense, I know!!!!
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No its an attention call that will come back to bite her
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Not taking it as such @FuturedocDonte I just don’t wanna be penning no horror stories in the future, then be met with “We tried to tell yo azz”
Chan when u shaving caramel… I want u to look in her face and in the best Korean voice u got ask “Uppa Lip?”
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Who Dat says:
Chaka…I know that puscee hairry…
Imma start calling you…Chaka Ross @Caramel. Love child of Chaka Khan and Officer Ricky.
Hairy azz ghul. You must be that chick with side burns that can be braided too huh?
#hormoneprollems
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There was this chick in basic who scared the jesus out of everyone the first night there…. they were fussin at us to get undressed and get in the shower so we can get in the bed and what not…. she aint have no towel in the bathroom… so we were awkwardly stuck in the bathroom with chewbacka’s off spring between her legs and under arms… And it wasnt like we were intentionally trying to look we just turned and said OMG
in the best Korean voice u got ask “Uppa Lip?”
Caramel Cutie I’m mad for not knowing that you were in Mobile and I just moved here from Pensacola about a month ago…
I wouldn’t mind going to The Hard Rock tho…I can bring my own if you’d like #Giggedy
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yep I was right next door! Dude I llllooovvvveee P-cola. One time, this dude that for the hotel me and me friend girl stayed took us around town, bought us lunch at Fazoli’s, took us to Ft. Morgan (i think) to go to the beach, and drove his new Chevy Camero. It was yellow, rumble bee package. He was kinda weird b/c he took us too his apartment and had Sailor Moon figurines LOL.. NO sexual activity but my friend did give him her number
he lives with at yt girl.
You try to wade through that bush with some $9 Whal clippers if you want to.
Shyt supposedly look like a 70’s p0rn star puss. Her words not MINE.
It looks like Ron Jeremy and Vanessa Del Rio daughter puss.
My bish stay feeding the strays
lub her though
I knowed yall was gone make me laugh. *rocks like Ms. Sophia* Thats why I camed here.
Diva says:
Milky *panches yo booty*
Ty hey ladybug *brushes up against your right boobie*
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just a whore i see we didnt learn anything from Friday’s incident!!!! BUT U GON LURN TUDAY!!!!!
Chaka Ross
Razzle, yew know we got age-Jesus rules
#whatage #forvisualpurposesonly 
OutsidetheBox says:
Looks like this thing gonna happen with or without our blessing huh? @Caramel if you had to choose your likeness from any KITCHEN appliance, which would it be?
This is a Match.cum question as well.
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hun, I am confused? what you mean?
@Milky
all of the others had regular monkey boobs but this one had some type of glandular problem and I kid you not it looked like this thang had implants! It jumped up on the reporters shoulder and you could tell she was grossed out by them boobs rubbing on her…anyway, just thought I’d share that your gravi makes me think of that every time i see it! 
You ever seen the show I think it’s animal hoarders or something like that? Well anyway, they had this couple from TX that was hoarding lil monkeys and they had them all in a trailer way out the way somewhere cause the animal rights folks wanted to take them. Well, it was about 4-5 monkeys total and there was one that had people boobs!
just a whore
so we were awkwardly stuck in the bathroom with chewbacka’s off spring between her legs and under arms
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DIVA
chewbacka’s off spring between her legs and under arms…
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I die
Dude I llllooovvvveee P-cola
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@ Caramel Cutie
you prolly mean Ft Pickens, but yeah, we coulda handled this issue STAT….Million $ Question tho: is it really Pam Grierish?
Chan u akkin up??
Those stuffed jalapenos I ate last night are starting to repeat on me…Geezus be a wet wipe
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
Who Dat says:
Can we set up a PayPal account to help buy @Caramel a weed whacker?
Schhnope!
She’s got her refund check due any day now. She cool
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I’ll be damned if I use my refund on a mo fo weed wacker. who said I am getting a refund??
He was kinda weird b/c he took us too his apartment and had Sailor Moon figurines LOL..
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Board, tell me her chit aint better than @Keesh’s??
226=lil tidbit
<–wide open!
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Get ’em Fay
If underarm hair hold must and what not…what do 5 inch pusscee hairs hold?
No we aint got love for that. We can smile let out a slight laugh but no LOVE
Ron Jeremy<–didnt he have a stroke or something this weekend??
@ OTB Why you gotta down my city tho?
@ Harlem, why the no verdict tho? Did I do somethin wrong?
yep I was right next door! Dude I llllooovvvveee P-cola. One time, this dude that for the hotel me and me friend girl stayed took us around town, bought us lunch at Fazoli’s, took us to Ft. Morgan (i think) to go to the beach, and drove his new Chevy Camero. It was yellow, rumble bee package. He was kinda weird b/c he took us too his apartment and had Sailor Moon figurines LOL.. NO sexual activity but my friend did give him her number he lives with at yt girl
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hun, I am confused? what you mean?
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I just want you to describe your body and likeness.
No shade. 
((on the factory bullhorn))
Shay FROM OHIO
You better not be locked up for stealing yo!
Board, tell me her chit aint better than @Keesh’s
^^^^^ NOPE bc KEESH doesnt make my head hurt
I hate her with all my heart
OutsidetheBox says:
Ill take yo Chan *in salt and peppa voice*
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And b!tch you gotta deal with it..it aint a threat or a bet.. its a damn promise!! From me to you…thank you the chit?? I’ll send him back with the news that he’s pu$$y whipped!
Caramel you alright with me Bew!
* you my nicca, you my nicca dennnn..* ala lil boosie
Prynn says”
Is that code for “dingleberries” and lint balls?
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Gross; lint balls
now THAT was a funny but gross visual
@FAY . . .
U neva posted the cocktail for me Im 3/4 Noseless!
@ OTB……high school Walmart guy? Wayment, whats this @ Caramel?
Who Dat says:
If underarm hair hold must and what not…what do 5 inch pusscee hairs hold?
MISCONDUCT! That’s what!
smh…
CHAN verdict was no if you wanted your sanity but you dont care about sanity so go head and get your caramel on
Do you comb it with a lil plastic comb like they give out at Picture Day?
Or do you use one of them picks with the fist on the end of it?
Do you shape it?
Do you blow it out before a big date?
Do you use the comb on the end of your blow dryer if yes?
Do the hairs get caught in the sides of your draws?
OUCH
If underarm hair hold must and what not…what do 5 inch pusscee hairs hold?
Dubbbbbbbbb
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@ Who Dat says:
If underarm hair hold must and what not…what do 5 inch pusscee hairs hold?
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I am just thru with you, lol.
Uhhhhh ohhhh, gonna be over before it’s started
I need a recap cause all I see is these
@OTB
He Got Stoomped the Fugg Out in London
KMOTHFCKNDUB FLAG ON THE PLAY FLAG ON THE MOTHERFCKN PLAY YO. DONT PUT NO VISUAL OF WHAT CARAMEL PUSCEE HAIR BE HOLDING ON TO
she hates me yall KDUB really hates me 
YNH,The RECAPPER is busy right now
Yo… it was a scurry sight no lie. I had fun in basic and shyt and theres not one day I’d want to forget…EXCEPT the 7 min I was in the bathroom with her…them YT girls was like “omg did you see so and so’s lucy hairs?! you know she has no bf!” I died 10,000 deaths laughing at them girls..
@chan make sure you give her an ADT sign on yall first date. She is quite fond of them!!
Milky says:
Diva says:
Milky *panches yo booty*
Ty hey ladybug *brushes up against your right boobie*
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just a whore i see we didnt learn anything from Friday’s incident!!!! BUT U GON LURN TUDAY!!!!!
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you is my bew!!!!!
Guhl you know I learnt my lesson Friday..it was a friendly brush of the boob…I ain’t whoring around this blog no moe
@ Harlem: But…..but, I want my sanity tho. I guess I have been blind to all of the font that you ladies speak of. I got my third eye open now though.
Why you gotta down my city tho?
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Chan! Come on you from there so you know! Tell me you aint side eyeing her tombout she love PCola? If you LOVE PCola you must be from MayBerry! Or Fort Valley or Bainbridge or something!
If underarm hair hold must and what not…what do 5 inch pusscee hairs hold?
:wails: WHY??????????
He was kinda weird b/c he took us too his apartment and had Sailor Moon figurines LOL..
excuseeeeeeeeeeee me!
what ya’ll tom’bout?
If you LOVE PCola you must be from MayBerry! lol
Im 3/4 Noseless!
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We talking Bout YOU HIS!!1
Who the fugg in here can rock Poetic Justice braids without the kankelon?
Where the fugg is Keesh?
wait is Keesh and Caramel one and the same? #messy
Do the hairs get caught in the sides of your draws?
@ Milky don’t be holding back info. I thought we was cool!
Going to Find FAY!
<—–not whoring around here no moe
Who Dat says:
Do you comb it with a lil plastic comb like they give out at Picture Day?
Or do you use one of them picks with the fist on the end of it?
Do you shape it?
Do you blow it out before a big date?
Do you use the comb on the end of your blow dryer if yes?
Do the hairs get caught in the sides of your draws?
OUCH
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dont forget to ask about the blue majic and pressing comb
we still on Kenyas mongolian wolf puzzy?
took us around town, bought us lunch at Fazoli’s, took us to Ft. Morgan (i think) to go to the beach, and drove his new Chevy Camero. It was yellow, rumble bee package. He was kinda weird b/c he took us too his apartment and had Sailor Moon figurines LOL.. NO sexual activity but my friend did give him her number he lives with at yt girl
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You do know he asked for your homegirl numma and not yourn… b/c he peeped all that fuggin hair hanging out the side of your bathing suit crotch area. You do know that right? He saw that ish when yall was at the beach. He aint got no yt woman. And if he do truss and belee she waxes/shaves. She even shaves her azz hole. She gets it bleached too (Bridesmaids)
FuturedocDonte says:
Chan when u shaving caramel… I want u to look in her face and in the best Korean voice u got ask “Uppa Lip?”
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OutsidetheBox says:
Do the hairs get caught in the sides of your draws?
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a bish be digging at her crotch lika a nucca rearranging his nuts and duck!!! 
Lawd help you!!!!!
Who the fugg in here can rock Poetic Justice braids without the kankelon?
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Barker thats ^^^ what we tombout
Gigi26 says:
He was kinda weird b/c he took us too his apartment and had Sailor Moon figurines LOL..
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Aww fugg Sailor Moon?? Who used to want to be like her and her lil friends??? my cousin and me used to pretend we were them
duBB
Yall will NOT slander Pensacola Florida dammit. It may be country as hell, it may be a tad bit on the violent side, but it has bred some damn good people, lol.
Now what were we talking about again?
i know caramel doesnt wear thongs with all that hair done there. thong looking like a headband!!
OutsidetheBox says:
hun, I am confused? what you mean?
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I just want you to describe your body and likeness. No shade.
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oh ok.. I dont think I have one.. seriously, I’m tall/slender like a frig (5’8-5’9 ish), but I’m not shaped like a box. I have thighs/hips like a dishwasher and big legs like a stallion but I have a recent bought w/belly fat that recently developed san BC.. IDK.. hell! Banana?
CHAN keep them peepers on alert *daps*
Where the fugg is Keesh?
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Keesh
was here earlier. Her uncle been locked up since before time (30 yurs!) for some chit he aint do and they finally seeing the light. As usual life aint been no crystal stair for ole Keesh.
Milky says
i know caramel doesnt wear thongs with all that hair done there. thong looking like a headband!!
GIRL YOU MADE ME HOllER OUT LOUD!!!! 
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@ Fay, aint nobody doing nothing, I am being good today!!
@Jackson, i come back to this cause ya’ll dnt ever wanna be shat
Does everyone know that Sistah Soulja has a new Santiaga clan book out? This one is about Porsche (Winter’s younger sister). I’m peeved because the book cost half online than it does in the store and I want my book now dammit!
And if he do truss and belee she waxes/shaves. She even shaves her azz hole. She gets it bleached too (Bridesmaids)
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Recap
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I don’t eem know what this post is about. Muhammad Ali is sick. We all knew that. Flag on the play for somebody saying Weekend At Bernie’s and for @Pryn pushing Whit out the chair to make room.
@Caramel insisted on keep talking about her unshaved lady down below. All gatdayum DAY LONG I done seen her brang it up. So I done finally gave in an addressed her Chia Pet.
Short recap by Kdub on this fourf day of February. Tew thousand thirteenf
You do know he asked for your homegirl numma and not yourn… b/c he peeped all that fuggin hair hanging out the side of your bathing suit crotch area. You do know that right? He saw that ish when yall was at the beach. He aint got no yt woman. And if he do truss and belee she waxes/shaves. She even shaves her azz hole. She gets it bleached too (Bridesmaids)
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REAL. FUGGIN. TEARS.
But what if the hairs get caught on the zipper
@Bird, is it out yet? im waiting like shyt!
Oops I shoulda posted the title:
A Deeper Love Inside: The Porsche Santiaga Story
@ OTB……high school Walmart guy? Wayment, whats this @ Caramel?
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chan, its nothing. ill explain it to ya while we eating crab legs @ the casino!!
Bedazzled says: dont forget to ask about the blue majic and pressing comb
and panties act as a doo rag to slick it down
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I think it’s more like Royal Crown…or maybe Dax wave grease
thong looking like a headband!!
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Bad Influence says:
@Bird, is it out yet? im waiting like shyt!
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Yup. In stores now.
Now I see why they was throwing out those mani/pedi coupons so freely…She aint even get in betwixt my toes…It still stank
#FML good thing I aint tip 
#IgivesTheLord10Percent #Sometimes #NotAlwaysButMostofTheTime #DefOnEasterSunday
My hubby is trying ti stop smoking CIGS :hubby: po Thang said he’s a lil delusional
Ok it isnt funny,but it is
there has 2 be hair bumps all over that thang…the love below is not meant to have a black panther fro’ Kenya…
IS THAT U BREN???
oh ok.. I dont think I have one.. seriously, I’m tall/slender like a frig (5’8-5’9 ish), but I’m not shaped like a box. I have thighs/hips like a dishwasher and big legs like a stallion but I have a recent bought w/belly fat that recently developed san BC.. IDK.. hell! Banana?
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Im sure youre a beautiful girl. Chan is gonna take you out. And not dutch!
Caramel you saying you got a fridge body like Tami Roman?
She the one who wanted to talk about her Furby. She done brug it up in every post today. LETS TALK.
Yay Target has the book for cheap!! I hate Barnes and Noble. And they wonder why sales are down.
MissHarlem says:
But what if the hairs get caught on the zipper
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shiiiiiiid you’ll scream like James Brown
Oldskool71 says:
Bedazzled says: dont forget to ask about the blue majic and pressing comb
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I think it’s more like Royal Crown…or maybe Dax wave grease and panties act as a doo rag to slick it down
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Satin panties to make her hair waive up
Gigi26 says:
Caramel you saying you got a fridge body like Tami Roman?
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That’s old Tami. She fine as blackberry wine now.
Who Dat says:
She the one who wanted to talk about her Furby. She done brug it up in every post today. LETS TALK
chewbaca bouts to get drugged 
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So Caramel what you are saying is that there is afro wearing midget in your drawals that may or may not smell like old hot dog water(that was a musty pucci smells of)
if YEW don’t like in this town of jack-ass-ery YEW have no right to tawk trash. you must be a resident to participate
<–ion make 'em, but i DAMN shole enforces 'em
now BACK UP!
<—TASER
Can you gather them all up and put a rubba band ‘round em? Like a Lady of Rage afro puff?
Oh them =’s your public hairs?
Flag on the play for somebody saying Weekend At Bernie’s and for @Pryn pushing Whit out the chair to make room.
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Edited to add: It should be noted through the annals of internet history that one @Chan challenged the validity of this post with the comment #20: “This is NOT true….I was on Twitter and was informed that he shook it off.”
OutsidetheBox says:
Ron Jeremy<–didnt he have a stroke or something this weekend??
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Chest pains or something, had to be admitted into the hospital. Vanessa Del Rio was on episode of NYPD Blue some years back.
@OTB ummmm ok…that Keesh is something else!!!!
It won’t stop snowing in Cincinnati
I think the aunt shait award of the day goes to Kdub. Cus when she said that girl stuff look like Rick Ross face
Caramel you saying you got a fridge body like Tami Roman?
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Gigs!!!
This is getting outta hand
Who Dat says:
took us around town, bought us lunch at Fazoli’s, took us to Ft. Morgan (i think) to go to the beach, and drove his new Chevy Camero. It was yellow, rumble bee package. He was kinda weird b/c he took us too his apartment and had Sailor Moon figurines LOL.. NO sexual activity but my friend did give him her number he lives with at yt girl
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You do know he asked for your homegirl numma and not yourn… b/c he peeped all that fuggin hair hanging out the side of your bathing suit crotch area. You do know that right? He saw that ish when yall was at the beach. He aint got no yt woman. And if he do truss and belee she waxes/shaves. She even shaves her azz hole. She gets it bleached too (Bridesmaids)
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eewwww!!!
Chan, that was the first time I went to a drive thru liquor store
Michelle Williams Microphone…I’m Always a Problem says:
^^^
i aint get NO further than that screen name
midget in your drawals that may or may not smell like old hot dog water(that was a musty pucci smells of)
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that may or may not smell like old hot dog water
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Like an Middle Eastern woman with no deodorant and REGRET. A lot of gatdayum regret.
Walking around with a ladybug smelling like Funions.
That’s old Tami. She fine as blackberry wine now.
Oh word? Without the shaper? She still rocking them braids/fusion joints on her head?
Satin panties to make her hair waive up
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Bish BYE!
*hands Kenya a bottle of Fabuloso* this will mask the hot dog water odor until you can wash it out good with some clorox cleanup
All I need is a good woman to help me be great and keep my face moisturized as often as possible. Is that too much to ask?
mongolian wolf
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Well Nucca don’t take Caramel out and expect that cause your face will end up looking like Seal. Face gone be all tribal looking and shyt. You will have to change your name to N’Dingo.
This is getting outta hand
She KEPT branging it up.
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SHE the one who wanted to talk about it. HER. Not I.
So we talking about her Cousin Itt looking puss.
Yes Cousin Itt is spelled with two T’s…and for anybody not old enough to know WHO Cousin Itt ILL then Google is your friend.
Yall stupid
Who Dat says:
This is getting outta hand
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SHE the one who wanted to talk about it. HER. Not I. She KEPT branging it up.
So we talking about her Cousin Itt looking puss.
Yes Cousin Itt is spelled with two T’s…and for anybody not old enough to know WHO Cousin Itt ILL then Google is your friend.
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mmeeee mee emeee meeee meee meeee mee meep meep!
Well Nucca don’t take Caramel out and expect that cause your face will end up looking like Seal. Face gone be all tribal looking and shyt. You will have to change your name to N’Dingo.
You need to
Pick yo afro Caramel
B/c it’s flat on one siiiiide
Brendbew
Kenya, that Walmart boy’s mama is gonna get you!
prynsexxx says:
You need to
Pick yo afro Caramel
B/c it’s flat on one siiiiide
Ya need to pick yo afro