Once people know what buttons to push to upset someone, they will push them every time to get a reaction. That’s what happened to NY Knicks star Carmelo Anthony after the Knicks lost game 5 to the Boston Celtics at the Garden on Wednesday, May 1. Boston bench rider Jordan Crawford approached Anthony and talked smack about La La Anthony.
Crawford reportedly said to Anthony, “My man [Kevin Garnett] f***ed your wife!”
After the game, La La took to her Twitter page and tweeted: “Try again. You on the bench for a reason.”
She also posted a message on Instagram.com that read: “STRONG WOMEN only intimidate weak men.”
In defense of his wife, Carmelo told reporters at a shootaround at Suffolk University this morning that La La has a right to be “upset’’ that her name was used by Crawford.
“I would be upset too if I was her,” Anthony said. “She’s always getting thrown into the mix of the Boston Celtic series. I would be upset if I was her. She’s her own person at the end of the day.”
Anthony was referring to an on-court incident in January when Garnett reportedly said something disparaging to Anthony about La La.
“It’s nonsense to me,” Anthony continued. “I don’t pay attention to it. I told you the other day it wasn’t worth you all typing that.”
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as my cuz says. Oh okay
Hey Yall
Umph
Hey Sam
Jenie!!!!
Hey beta
Good ‘ol Honey Nut Cheerios…
*goes to find said gravi*
Um okaaaayyyyyyyyy
LaLa typed all that but never said she ain’t phuck Garnett tho.

Some chit worth a suspension.. I am hood tho. And These is Hispanic Blacks. Maybe its diff where they from.. IDK!
Melo shoulda did something.
Hey Sam :wave:
inmate that thought he was going home Tues. —->
<— the DOC…smh..
Nothing on this topic either
what she mad fo, cheerios is good.
I have nothing on this post
OTB
I don’t know the cabbage patch emote :wails: but I’m doin it 
Boot
“She’s her own person at the end of the day.”- Carmello Anthony
WEeeelllll, did KG hit that or not?
#nosey+messy
cougar lover says:
what she mad fo, cheerios is good.
session…
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Especially after a good
Man…best bowl of honey nut cheerios I ever ate
I know as a man on your job, you wanna try to keep your cool, but ummm nigrahs can’t just be disrespectin wives all willy nilly and chit. Melo shoulda b!tch slapped that nigrah into the locker room
I like his response though. Millionaires fight differently than broke folk. My broke azz woulda sucker punched the bench rider for THINKING it was a good idea to taunt me bout someone who fugged my spouse.
Bootcampgirl, you betta take your real gravi off here before inmate’s kin folk see you on here cracking jokes and put a hit out on you.
#besafe
Where is dubb at. I bought Mariah Carey and bone thugs in harmony breakdown yesterday
what she mad fo, cheerios is good
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Got me.
Honey Nut is my favorite too. Just bought the new medley crunch. But them flakes get soggy too fast!
Ole HoneyNut….
The first incident was never about the “Honey Nut Cherrios” comment. Melo said back then, that wasn’t what set him off. KG told Melo to “Suck His D-ck”, that’s what set him off. Remember Melo said that KG said something that “A man should never say to another man”. Melo been hearing sh-t about his wife, he doesn’t care about that.
cougar lover says:
what she mad fo, cheerios is good.
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@Man…Right! She ain’t deny that ish yet…there’s some truth in this somewhere…
cougar lover says:
what she mad fo, cheerios is good.
Especially the caramel
I max them every morning 
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@Bedazzled.. Ion care what G2 hubby paid the stripper to do. Come home with a hickey and you BETTER NOT come home Better fake an accident and sleep at the ER.
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When my friend was telling us the story she said: If i were her I would have sat on his ass.
We were tipsy when she said this shi so that made it 10x funnier.
Sam!! We got some new toys too!
libra80sbaby says:
I know as a man on your job, you wanna try to keep your cool, but ummm nigrahs can’t just be disrespectin wives all willy nilly and chit. Melo shoulda b!tch slapped that nigrah into the locker room
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I’m witcha on this one. They want him to buck so he can get ejected. I’d get that nigga tho.
That ol bench riding nigga WANTED Melo to do something so he could get suspened and his ol bench riding azz could advance in the playoffs.
Melo did right ignorning that fool.
Kinda surprised Sandra didn’t mention that Jordan Crawford was the first person to know about Jason Collins’ persuasion. The two of them rode the bench together.
KG told Melo to “Suck His D-ck”, that’s what set him off. Remember Melo said that KG said something that “A man should never say to another man
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OutsidetheBox says:
Sam!! We got some new toys too!
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Goat!!! Your gravie
Jeeennnnaaayyyy :yahoo
From the topic downstairs:
I have a male cousin and that ninja is the epitome of a pc of shat. He has 8 kids with, I think three bm’s, he fcks all of them still and they all know it and they still fool with him. He married this woman, who is beat(EC meaning), he walks the dog on her on a regular basis, black eyes, gutt punches the whole nine and she stays. He has never brought her to any family functions, he brings his other side pcs instead and the wife knows about that and stays….
Kevin Young says:
The first incident was never about the “Honey Nut Cherrios” comment. Melo said back then, that wasn’t what set him off. KG told Melo to “Suck His D-ck”, that’s what set him off. Remember Melo said that KG said something that “A man should never say to another man”. Melo been hearing sh-t about his wife, he doesn’t care about that.
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Makes sense.
<—- for Diva I had dranks for ha where she at
That’s my Son…
@Goat that gravi
My friend kept hearing some music in her son’s room… she walked in there he was KNOCKED OUT just like the boy in your gravi…slob and all and his ipad was looping on a youtube vid of a twerk team
Kinda surprised Sandra didn’t mention that Jordan Crawford was the first person to know about Jason Collins’ persuasion. The two of them rode the bench together
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So many things wrong with this comment
OTB
@ Black Hispanics 
Bootcampgirl, you betta take your real gravi off here before inmate’s kin folk see you on here cracking jokes and put a hit out on you.
#besafe
IKR but, no shade towards him, he is the perfect inmate if there is such a thing…
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Bootcampgirl says:
Jeeennnnaaayyyy :yahoo
From the topic downstairs:
I have a male cousin and that ninja is the epitome of a pc of shat. He has 8 kids with, I think three bm’s, he fcks all of them still and they all know it and they still fool with him. He married this woman, who is beat(EC meaning), he walks the dog on her on a regular basis, black eyes, gutt punches the whole nine and she stays. He has never brought her to any family functions, he brings his other side pcs instead and the wife knows about that and stays….
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this is happenin in 2013
Bootcampgirl says:
I have a male cousin and that ninja is the epitome of a pc of shat. He has 8 kids with, I think three bm’s, he fcks all of them still and they all know it and they still fool with him. He married this woman, who is beat(EC meaning), he walks the dog on her on a regular basis, black eyes, gutt punches the whole nine and she stays. He has never brought her to any family functions, he brings his other side pcs instead and the wife knows about that and stays….

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That’s my Son…
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these nigguhs stay pressed…the playoffs better than the housewives shows
What she should be upset about is New York being in the running to be the first team to get eliminated from the playoffs after a 3 – 0 lead.
Yeah the Thunder are in the same spot, but they playing Houston. Boston ain’t no punk.
OTB @ Black Hispanics
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Chile. I heard the designation was impo’tent to ppl.
I’m witcha on this one. They want him to buck so he can get ejected. I’d get that nigga tho.
to Ray Ray and nem from the block to come tag that azz
Dont get your hands dirty Melo 
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Thats when u make that
I have a male cousin and that ninja is the epitome of a pc of shat. He has 8 kids with, I think three bm’s, he fcks all of them still and they all know it and they still fool with him. He married this woman, who is beat(EC meaning), he walks the dog on her on a regular basis, black eyes, gutt punches the whole nine and she stays. He has never brought her to any family functions, he brings his other side pcs instead and the wife knows about that and stays….
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Gotta have some good D or something.
@NAIJA
“these nigguhs stay pressed…the playoffs better than the housewives shows”
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Sports make grown men emotional!
@Bedazz and @KYcakes
Lil Homie gotta make sure dem nutts are secure….
@OTB That nigga had twerked his meat to sleep…lol Po child
@OTB
My friend kept hearing some music in her son’s room… she walked in there he was KNOCKED OUT just like the boy in your gravi…slob and all and his ipad was looping on a youtube vid of a twerk team
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Not that twerk team tho!
Bootcampgirl says:
Jeeennnnaaayyyy :yahoo
From the topic downstairs:
I have a male cousin and that ninja is the epitome of a pc of shat. He has 8 kids with, I think three bm’s, he fcks all of them still and they all know it and they still fool with him. He married this woman, who is beat(EC meaning), he walks the dog on her on a regular basis, black eyes, gutt punches the whole nine and she stays. He has never brought her to any family functions, he brings his other side pcs instead and the wife knows about that and stays….
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My god
Yeah buddy his day coming you can believe that shyt… that’s just crazy 
Best tweet this week:
“Today in 1992, Rodney King said, “Can we all get along?” SPOILER ALERT: We can’t.”
Goat’s gravi
@Bedazzled… I’m serious. Even my sliders gotta show respect so I KNOW my husband can’t play that shii.. Do your dirt ninja, shii if u gotta but hide it like a CAT….come home with a hickey if u want to
wont be NO SLEEPING in that house.
@libra.. I have read a few of em..
@OTB That nigga had twerked his meat to sleep…lol Po child
^^^
LaLa ain’t fine to me. Fukk them Cheerios
Ty says:
I’m witcha on this one. They want him to buck so he can get ejected. I’d get that nigga tho.
to Ray Ray and nem from the block to come tag that azz
Dont get your hands dirty Melo 
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Thats when u make that
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See Ray Ray n nem might kill the nigga, then Melo would get fcuked up. Melo need to put them paws on ole boy as soon as these playoffs are over, like when the clock hit zero. Homie needs his ass whooped.
Chan you look like dude from Silk in yo’ gravi
See Ray Ray n nem might kill the nigga, then Melo would get fcuked up. Melo need to put them paws on ole boy as soon as these playoffs are over, like when the clock hit zero. Homie needs his ass whooped
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:Yes: Soon as they walk out of the place to get on the bus, Melo should square up and hand him a fair one and whoop that trick.
iAmChan says:
LaLa ain’t fine to me. Fukk them Cheerios
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Hey man!! She’s all that and box of HoneyNut to me!! I Luvs LaLa!
This is my other friend, the one who is NOT a prude. She was a little too proud for my taste.
Taking pics of that boy and chit.. She creating a monsta tho!
He did a little worksheet in school that had an outline of a girl on it. Why he made the girl anatomically correct (titties and a bush) and the ppl called him in the office like, “has anyone touched you etc..”.
Him:
My mama say nobody cant touch my ding a ling, whats wrong with yall? Can I call my mama?
Lala irks me…she got some strong ass eyeballs tho. Maybe those eyeballs intimidate men..
Those weak ass chicken drummettes she has for legs aint strong tho…
She needs to get into the smuts her hubby is banging around the tri state area tho…. she has to know…. ive seen a pic or 2
@TY & OTB… mind you you got the BLACK ONES who WILL NOT LET YOU SAY THEY ARE BLACK…not their fault, it’s what they were taught
Them: I’m not black, I’m hispanic…
Me: ok, then I’m not black either, I’m haitian?????
Them: no you are black
Me: Yo azz black too, that’s my point. Black is a race. Skin color. Hispanic is just your culture…meaning the folk who owned the ur enslaved ancestors originally came from Spain. Your nationality is Dominican.
That nigga had twerked his meat to sleep…lol Po child
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
LaLa typed all that but never said she ain’t phuck Garnett tho.

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Him:
My mama say nobody cant touch my ding a ling, whats wrong with yall? Can I call my mama?
^^^^^^^^^^

:wails: way’minute where my mama
. Melo need to put them paws on ole boy as soon as these playoffs are over, like when the clock hit zero. Homie needs his ass whooped.
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@ Bootcamp… if he is perfect inmate then let that child go home.
Him: My mama say nobody cant touch my ding a ling, whats wrong with yall? Can I call my mama?
he said these folk asking too much questions bout my ding ding, I wanna talk to my momma
good boy!!!!!
^^
goat76 says:
See Ray Ray n nem might kill the nigga, then Melo would get fcuked up. Melo need to put them paws on ole boy as soon as these playoffs are over, like when the clock hit zero. Homie needs his ass whooped.
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HEY @ CHAN
This reminds me of on Semi Pro when they all fought during the commercial break.
EVERYBODY HIT SOMEBODY!
OutsidetheBox says:
My mama say nobody cant touch my ding a ling, whats wrong with yall? Can I call my mama?
Him:
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My mama say nobody cant touch my ding a ling
that’s right baby, got momma all proud and chit
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OTB what age are your boys? My cousin start making my nephew do his own laundry cause she got tired of pulling his socks and chit apart. I died laughin
All that talk about Messicans and quinceanera and pinatas prompted me to get Cuban food… What ya’ll talkin’ bout
@ Bootcamp… if he is perfect inmate then let that child go home.
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Luckily and sadly, I’m just the SA Counselor, I have nothing to do with that… I’m glad I wasn’t the person to break the news to him, they said his eyes were watering…
@OTB That nigga had twerked his meat to sleep…lol Po child
by goat76 on May 3, 2013 at 2:36 pm
OutsidetheBox says:
. Melo need to put them paws on ole boy as soon as these playoffs are over, like when the clock hit zero. Homie needs his ass whooped.
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You can’t have bench riders popping shat. Next the ball and towel boys gonna be hollerin “HoneyNut”..
He gotta check this nigga.
LaLa ain’t fine to me. Fukk them Cheerios
by iAmChan on May 3, 2013 at 2:38 pm
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Scooby Doo voice Errghh :stop: i remember being likened to a bowl of Cheerios by you one day. Ohhhhhhh the eshade has come home to roost
Them: no you are black
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I just
Looks like I will be tunning into love and hip hop next week
@OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go
i was like “but u dnt need all that damn vaseline tho…!” Omg i wish i felt like typing the convo…yall would die rofl
You can’t have bench riders popping shat. Next the ball and towel boys gonna be hollerin “HoneyNut”..
He gotta check this nigga.
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Naw, he just gotta win. Remember when everyone was saying they phucked LeBron momma?
EVEN THE FANS AND BALL BOYS??
He won that championship and now people don’t say chit.
he said these folk asking too much questions bout my ding ding, I wanna talk to my momma good boy!!!!!
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Trust..he is going exactly in the direction she want him to go.
She’on play bout her boy. Got a girl too. Rules different for her tho. 
Sam!
@BI
“i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go i was like “but u dnt need all that damn vaseline tho…!” Omg i wish i felt like typing the convo…yall would die rofl”
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Man, I hope you ain’t embarrass lil man too bad tho.
OTB what age are your boys? My cousin start making my nephew do his own laundry cause she got tired of pulling his socks and chit apart. I died laughin
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Ermahgawd
Yuck! They are 11 and 9. Thank God my mama does the laundry.
My brother peed the bed till he was like 18? She good with nasty niggas.
MissTaken says:
LaLa ain’t fine to me. Fukk them Cheerios
by iAmChan on May 3, 2013 at 2:38 pm
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Scooby Doo voice Errghh i remember being likened to a bowl of Cheerios by you one day. Ohhhhhhh the eshade has come home to roost
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Your Cheerios and LaLa Cheerios are different boo. Your bowl would be good to me.
When she was telling me about it, I kept saying why he had to say “ding a ling friend WHYYYYYY”
The ding a ling KILT me!
I be all for “who you wanna be today?”
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I got a 1/4 of a 1/4 of a 1/4 of Indian in my great great great great great grandmother’s cousin…therefore, I’m part native american
Ermahgawd
Yuck! They are 11 and 9. Thank God my mama does the laundry.
My brother peed the bed till he was like 18? She good with nasty niggas.
^^^^
Lawd
It’s about that time 
Bad Influence says:
@OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go
i was like “but u dnt need all that damn vaseline tho…!” Omg i wish i felt like typing the convo…yall would die rofl
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He’ll soon graduate to not using any lubrication. That’s when you become a pro, and also he won’t need any visuals, just mental pucci. That usually don’t come until he done had some of the real deal.
@OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go i was like “but u dnt need all that damn vaseline tho…!” Omg i wish i felt like typing the convo…yall would die rofl
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SPILL IT!
@Man, i didnt embarrass him at all. I told him its to be expected that he’d “get to know himself” but dnt get all fcking crazy and stop using all my damn vaseline yo!
@naija…
you got injun in you guuuuurl!!
Naw, he just gotta win. Remember when everyone was saying they phucked LeBron momma?
EVEN THE FANS AND BALL BOYS??
He won that championship and now people don’t say chit
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Ehh so True!!
Damn Melo. get to work..
@Otb, im on my kindle…i hate typing on this thing
Your Cheerios and LaLa Cheerios are different boo. Your bowl would be good to me.
Okay you had me feeling like you were saying I was undercover potted meat 
by iAmChan on May 3, 2013 at 2:52 pm
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
You can’t have bench riders popping shat. Next the ball and towel boys gonna be hollerin “HoneyNut”..
He gotta check this nigga.
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Naw, he just gotta win. Remember when everyone was saying they phucked LeBron momma?
EVEN THE FANS AND BALL BOYS??
He won that championship and now people don’t say chit.
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You right, I forgot all about that.
Well since Melo ain’t winning any Championships anytime soon, looks like he gonna have to whoop that ass to set an example.
you got injun in you guuuuurl!!
^^^^
If people have at least one strand of hair that curl up they no longa black talking about my grandmother on my uncle side of the family aunty was indian
therefore, I’m part native american
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You are welcome here!
you got injun in you guuuuurl!!
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girl…wearing an NC30 when you’re a NW45 is not gonna take away your blackness
@ MissTaken
You look fine to me. (Said in the tone that the lil Asian lady used when she was talking to Kevin Durant)
@GOAT
“You right, I forgot all about that.
Well since Melo ain’t winning any Championships anytime soon, looks like he gonna have to whoop that ass to set an example”
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He gotta go to the Clippers or Thunder or something. Only way someone will beat the wretched Heat. They will need to have several top players.
If people have at least one strand of hair that curl up they no longa black talking about my grandmother on my uncle side of the family aunty was indian
:crying1: <===real tears yo
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true chit
girl…wearing an NC30 when you’re a NW45 is not gonna take away your blackness
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Bump you cause they “highlighting” ok

My daddy told me when I was little that I was a nigga cause he is a nigga and when I asked him what my momma was, he told me she might as well be a nigga too because she fukked a nigga to have me and she aint around anyway so, why was I asking…
I shut up after that.
Bad Influence says:
@OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go

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Sam says:
ok… I see it. 
you got injun in you guuuuurl!!
^^^^
If people have at least one strand of hair that curl up they no longa black talking about my grandmother on my uncle side of the family aunty was indian
^^ lol… you look back at em like
You look fine to me. (Said in the tone that the lil Asian lady used when she was talking to Kevin Durant
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RIF & Tyyyyyy
Bad Influence says:
@OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go
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I got to drive to st. Louis :wails:
Yall be good :wails:
My homegirl called me

Her: Ever have a man with no teeth try to holla at you?? I walk by this man and he said ‘nice package’
Me: what you tell him?
Her: I told his azz ‘dentures’ and kept walking
ME: You goin to hell
he told me she might as well be a nigga too because she fukked a nigga to have me and she aint around anyway so, why was I asking…
your daddy weren’t Red from The Five Heartbeats was he 
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GGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN
well chit nigga, welcome to the club nigga
My bff goin’ thru this with her 11yr old too
^^^
OTB get ready
hey backatcha Bad… xo
Bad Influence says:
@OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go
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My bff goin’ thru this with her 11yr old too
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This I will not be ready for
At least they using Vaseline and not lotion…lotion has alcohol in it. They keeping their pee-wees nice, healthy and soft.
#brightside
I shut up after that.
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@ MissTaken
I love that commercial! Thanks :hugs:
You look fine to me. (Said in the tone that the lil Asian lady used when she was talking to Kevin Durant)
by iAmChan on May 3, 2013 at 2:59 pm
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Ever have a man with no teeth try to holla at you??
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When I finally met my mom, she tried to sit me down and tell me the rainbow of fruit flavors I was mixed with and I was like… My daddy said….. (insert above)
She didn’t even try to finish. I still don’t know and I still don’t care.
Hey Hissy
I guess I can expect sticky sheets and shyt with my son
Finally got his azz to bathe on a regular without monkey stomping him now he gets in the shower with no soap or towel 
My bff goin’ thru this with her 11yr old too
^^^
OTB get ready
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ReadingIsFundamental says:
At least they using Vaseline and not lotion…lotion has alcohol in it. They keeping their pee-wees nice, healthy and soft

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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@GOAT
“You right, I forgot all about that.
Well since Melo ain’t winning any Championships anytime soon, looks like he gonna have to whoop that ass to set an example”
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He gotta go to the Clippers or Thunder or something. Only way someone will beat the wretched Heat. They will need to have several top players.
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And Wade is on the down side of his career(them knees bout to make him take a seat)and nobody still fcukin with the Heat. Bron just makes everybody better!!
Ever have a man with no teeth try to holla at you??
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She sounds like me. She got personally offended that he thought he could even!
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Hates that shat, I get old, pimps, beat, fresh out of jail…
OTB, you don’t question my daddy. The more you ask, the more truthful he is and I didn’t always wanna know the whole truth. I let him be great.
OTB
Everyone have a great weekend,
I am about to finish my celebration

I had banned vaseline in my house.
& *adds Vaseline back to household supply list* Ion want my boy using my whip..
*smoothing my baby hair down in the front with my toddler toothbrush* My peepah from MISS and they intermixed with lots of races. When I get in the shower I don’t e’en put on a cap like Olivia Pope off Scandal
<— feeling myself
NaijaGal says:
he told me she might as well be a nigga too because she fukked a nigga to have me and she aint around anyway so, why was I asking…
your daddy weren’t Red from The Five Heartbeats was he 

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GGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN
well chit nigga, welcome to the club nigga
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GTFOH!!!
Yall give me your input ok..
My cousin just told me that she is expecting her 2nd child and I told her congrats
and all then she starts talking about having a shower and I asked her was she serious mind you she had 6 showers
yes 6
with her first child so I told her it was tacky in my opinion to have another one what do you all think opinions please.
now he gets in the shower with no soap or towel
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My son thinks he’s clean after splashing around inthe tub for 15. *le sigh*
Don’t even use a shower cap
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Okay I’m lying
Bad Influence says:
i was like “but u dnt need all that damn vaseline tho…!” Omg i wish i felt like typing the convo…yall would die rofl

i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go
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You missed the convo I typed earlier this week when my Son asked my permission to choke his chicken….
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Bad Influence says:
@OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go
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My bff goin’ thru this with her 11yr old too
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This I will not be ready for
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Only with him he’s into porn with it too! She said she opened the computer browser the other day and was shocked as hell… She put parental controls on the pc so he started looking at it on his cell phone… She is going crazy right now! Po’ chile
Finally got his azz to bathe on a regular without monkey stomping him now he gets in the shower with no soap or towel
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Me and the girls: *filing our nails*
OutsidetheBox says:
I had banned vaseline in my house.
& *adds Vaseline back to household supply list* Ion want my boy using my whip..
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Don’t let that boy dry dock…
Beta,
let her do her. why should it bother you? if you feel like going, put on that bright yella dress in your closet and let her be great.. if not, send a card and call it a day.
OutsidetheBox says:
I had banned vaseline in my house. & *adds Vaseline back to household supply list* Ion want my boy using my whip..
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Ting Ting be all silky and soft
Vaseline is not a good choice, but I digress.
Hates that shat, I get old, pimps, beat, fresh out of jail…
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Im moving fast trying to make it to see Scandal.. well he says, “you aint got to run little mama. I aint got much but I aint the nigga you just left in jail..”
iAmChan says:
Vaseline is not a good choice, but I digress.
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So what is?
*gets notepad & pen*
My husband has a double standard with our son and the girls. Last night my son (6 months) was rocking back and forth on his tummy trying to crawl and my husband was all proud talking about “look at my boy practing hunching! He gone be killing em with that move!”
When I get in the shower I don’t e’en put on a cap like Olivia Pope off Scandal
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Beta I think it is tacky as well.
RIF it doesn’t bother me I just hate the sense of entitlement talmbout she hope for all new everything I love her to death but that there gets a major
from me
MissTaken says:
My husband has a double standard with our son and the girls. Last night my son (6 months) was rocking back and forth on his tummy trying to crawl and my husband was all proud talking about “look at my boy practing hunching! He gone be killing em with that move!”

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And the girls won’t be allowed to date until they’re 23, right?
My book just arrived. When our bookclub meeting again? Forgot
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well, at least it looks…………………
forgot where i was…
@ KyCakes
3/4 Jergens, 1/4 Baby oil
I aint got much but I aint the nigga you just left in jail..”
nigguh was quick with it though
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if you paused and thought about it, Imma fight you
Beta, .. then roll your eyes while you putting on that yella dress and be thankful you are not a prick like her.
Vaseline is not a good choice, but I digress.
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Ok well dont have my son with the burn…?
@Beta, still trying to figure out why she had to have 6 BS’s, seems excessive to me…And yes, I think it’s tacky…
“look at my boy practing hunching! He gone be killing em with that move!”
iAmChan says:
@ KyCakes
3/4 Jergens, 1/4 Baby oil
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Guess I’ll be stopping at Tarjay so I can mix up a batch…
MissTaken says:
My husband has a double standard with our son and the girls. Last night my son (6 months) was rocking back and forth on his tummy trying to crawl and my husband was all proud talking about “look at my boy practing hunching! He gone be killing em with that move!”
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My husband is like this too. He said he wouldn’t care if Lil Razz had sex at a young age/in his teens, but is so scared if we had a daughter that she would be a hoe.
I didn’t talk to him for the rest of the time we were out.
if you paused and thought about it, Imma fight you nigguh was quick with it though
Hurry up for I change my mind and hop in
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OTB thinking about it and going back
Last night my son (6 months) was rocking back and forth on his tummy trying to crawl and my husband was all proud talking about “look at my boy practing hunching! He gone be killing em with that move!”
x 1000 and I bet he was super proud. hahahahahaha
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@ Boot I’ll tel you something about my cousin and her husband they are GREEDY
3/4 Jergens,
that cherry scented one…
why won’t my gravi change….
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Used to
iAmChan says:
Vaseline is not a good choice, but I digress.
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Baby Oil is the best.
My husband is like this too. He said he wouldn’t care if Lil Razz had sex at a young age/in his teens, but is so scared if we had a daughter that she would be a hoe.
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dudes be killing me with that…ummmm sir who do you think he’s fcuking…chile
OutsidetheBox says:
Finally got his azz to bathe on a regular without monkey stomping him now he gets in the shower with no soap or towel
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Fugg worng with ‘em @Ty. Be in the bathroom just a hollering: “Somebody brang me a towelllllll..”
Me and the girls: *filing our nails*
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He doesnt even ask for a towel OTB just gets in to rinse off. He got out the shower one day and his back and neck was still dry and I went da hell off. Went in his bathroom and the soap wasnt even open
Im really going to pressure wash his lil azz one day
What about baby oil gel?
Shea butter?
Extra Virgin Olive Oil?
Grape Seed Oil?
Tea Tree Oil?
@NAIJA
My husband is like this too. He said he wouldn’t care if Lil Razz had sex at a young age/in his teens, but is so scared if we had a daughter that she would be a hoe.
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dudes be killing me with that…ummmm sir who do you think he’s fcuking…chile
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Someone ELSE’S poorly raised daughter. Aka a “practice girl.”
We want OUR daughters to be future wives.
Let someone ELSE’S daughter be the hoe.
why can’t yall just go get the water base for sensitive skin KY?… that’s what it’s made for.
@BEDAZZLED
“What about baby oil gel?
Shea butter?
Extra Virgin Olive Oil?
Grape Seed Oil?
Tea Tree Oil?
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The baby oil gel isn’t as good.
NaijaGal says:
My husband is like this too. He said he wouldn’t care if Lil Razz had sex at a young age/in his teens, but is so scared if we had a daughter that she would be a hoe.
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dudes be killing me with that…ummmm sir who do you think he’s fcuking…chile
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He gets excited at the thought of having a second boy. I said ok well when they knock up some fast ass/someone that they are in Luuh with at 16, I’m not gonna be no grandma’am. You can be the best grand pappi you can be.
Someone ELSE’S poorly raised daughter. Aka a “practice girl.”
We want OUR daughters to be future wives.
Let someone ELSE’S daughter be the hoe.
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uh huh as long as you know the next nigguh is saming the same chit about your daughter
Say no to the baby oil gel
Im really going to pressure wash his lil azz one day

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Now you ladies are gonna be checkin up on why yall be running low on baby oil and not one person has shiny skin.
@ Sandra…I just sent you a video from my free email account (yahoo). It deserves a write up hun
TY I just noticed your gravi
my GAWD yall ain’t never gone be chit 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BEDAZZLED
“What about baby oil gel?
Shea butter?
Extra Virgin Olive Oil?
Grape Seed Oil?
Tea Tree Oil?
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The baby oil gel isn’t as good.
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What about said rest?
:jack: with baby oil.. Y’all gone have some shiney bawlz
@NAIJA
“Someone ELSE’S poorly raised daughter. Aka a “practice girl.”
We want OUR daughters to be future wives.
Let someone ELSE’S daughter be the hoe.
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uh huh as long as you know the next nigguh is saming the same chit about your daughter
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We DO know that, hence their concern about raising a daughter and watching her and the like.
It was hard to type this, but fcuk it….lol
I’ve used Crisco Shortening before. My momma would kill me if she knew that…lol
@BEDAZZLED
““What about baby oil gel?
Shea butter?
Extra Virgin Olive Oil?
Grape Seed Oil?
Tea Tree Oil?
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The baby oil gel isn’t as good.
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What about said rest?
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I haven’t tried all them. Once I discovered Baby Oil I said i would never cheat on her.
We DO know that, hence their concern about raising a daughter and watching her and the like.
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duh man…hence my initial statement
goat76 says:
It was hard to type this, but fcuk it….lol
I’ve used Crisco Shortening before. My momma would kill me if she knew that…lol

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Thank you for your honesty…
ya’ll need pucci
Crisco Shortening

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as long as it wasn’t the used can
Goat was cooking up that good chit!
@ Goat So u took Crisco from the grease can in the middle of the stove to smother your duck
@ Goat you too trill for that bro
NaijaGal says:
Crisco Shortening

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as long as it wasn’t the used can
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Wit the old fish grease…… Oh y’all need Jesus!
what if God granted all men’s wishes to just have boys
goat76 says:
It was hard to type this, but fcuk it….lol
I’ve used Crisco Shortening before. My momma would kill me if she knew that…lol
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Goat So u took Crisco from the grease can in the middle of the stove to smother your duck
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he was living by Brother Malcolm’s philosophy BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
NaijaGal says:
what if God granted all men’s wishes to just have boys
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Girl even I begged God to give me a Boy. I KNEW I didn’t want no girls…
Thank you, Jesus!
Enjoy the rest of your day everyone
Ty says:
@ Goat So u took Crisco from the grease can in the middle of the stove to smother your duck
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Good thang American Pie hadn’t been made back in those days, if it had, I probably woulda hit one of them warm sweet potato pies for Thanksgiving..lol
Let me stop before y’all thank a nigga is perv!!
They told me I was having a girl.. I was like, “well, FIX it!”
didn’t work… I’m stuck with a girl.
@RIF, watch that pretty mouf of yours
@Chan, watch that pretty dayck of yours
KYCAKES & RIF – are yall them practice girls MAN was just talking about
One of my child hood firends cut a whole in his mattress back in the day.
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any hole will do huh
Naija… I talk a dirty game but, only one man benefits from it.
It was hard to type this, but fcuk it….lol
All of our kitten heels clicking
I’ve used Crisco Shortening before. My momma would kill me if she knew that…lol
by goat76 on May 3, 2013 at 3:34 pm
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grabs Nessa little girls by the hands and instruct them out of this beastial post :
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Ain’t nothing slippery than Crisco Shortening. I had tried Vaseline, lotion, baby oil, etc.
All that shat is too messy, so I learned how to beat it with out any lube and not skin my shat up at the same time.
damn it *hole*
Mr. Goat… you can stop there sir. It sounds like you still using the Crisco.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
ya’ll need pucci
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You wanna give me some??? I’ll be much obliged!
@ Goat typing with one hand and experimenting with the other, lmao
Goat I got ta know. Did ya mama use that same grease to fry the chicken later on that day?
I’ll pass Goat. I don’t wanna make Crisco mad. She a jealous heffa.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Mr. Goat… you can stop there sir. It sounds like you still using the Crisco.
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Nah.. I left those childish things behind, when I became a man(11th grade).
All this shat started because of my Gravi!!
@Chan… Gotta keep the right hand free(my strong hand)
@MissTaken I was clean with it, I didn’t dig my hands in it, I’d use a spoon.
@Reading… Good one
NaijaGal says:
KYCAKES & RIF – are yall them practice girls MAN was just talking about
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I was afraid of the D, quite frankly…
Never fooled around in HS or anything…
When I was 17 and left home and got turnt out by my BD, well…
xvideos or redtube….that is the question.
Kris Kross’ recent comeback … and the money that came with it … put Mac Daddy on a drug-fueled road to self-destruction, sources close to the deceased rapper tell TMZ.
Sources tell us, Mac Daddy — real name Chris Kelly — has been on and off drugs (including cocaine and heroin) for the last ten years, but had recently cleaned up his act.
We’re told that changed dramatically in recent weeks, following Kris Kross’ big comeback concert in Atlanta back in February.
According to sources, Kelly’s ego blew up … along with his wallet … and he started hanging out in clubs again, chumming up with big name Atlanta rappers. We’re told the drugs came back in full force as a result.
As we reported, Kelly’s mother told police the rapper had been taking speedballs (coke and heroin mixed together) Tuesday night … the night before he died … and cops believe drugs contributed to his death.
@MissTaken I was clean with it, I didn’t dig my hands in it, I’d use a spoon.
by goat76 on May 3, 2013 at 3:52 pm
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Classy
KYCAKES
my nigguh :fistbump:
“STRONG WOMEN only intimidate weak men.” :<<<<< I agree with that. #CarryOn. Goes back to be Molly Maid
Beta, TACKY!

Crisco
Where is dubb at. I bought Mariah Carey and bone thugs in harmony breakdown yesterday
She was so dayum purdy in that vid
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My FAVE Mimi video.
That and “The Roof”
Well I guess I’m trying to be…….Nonchalant ’bout it
And I’m going to extremes… to prove I’m fine withoutcha
But in reality EYE’M…slowly losing my mind…Underneath the guise of a smile…Gradually I’m dying insideeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That is my BISH
iAmChan says:
xvideos or redtube….that is the question.
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xvideos allday
Shiny balls

Found my creamy green jar in my son’s room. WHY

It was empty
We are going to die in this post talmbouy Goat beating Crisco infused meat and subliminal dack appreciation messages
Ciara voice Yea she reads 
Found my creamy green jar in my son’s room. WHY

It was empty
xvideos or redtube….that is the question.
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xvideos allday
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X STAYS on my phone.
Just Looking says:
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Yeah, bottom to top is a bad idea…lol
I remember in HS I went to a party and this cat I had a SERIOUS crush on got me in a room an was like “just kiss it a little bit”
"Boy please" and promptly walked out….
xvideos or redtube….that is the question.
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I was only hip to Pornhub
something is wrong with my ENTER button. SAWWRY
Maybe it oil got underneath the keys, cause my :laptop: was in there too.
KDub, mine is We Belong Together
OH, and Take It Off
I be Jamming on the 1 lol!
These youngins got it made with technology…
All we had was BlackTails mags and the white folks mags.
Wasn’t never really fond of any lube. I DO know that almost every girl I’ve had do it for me was some type of secret sadist.
<<< xvideos.
Not for ME…for…a friend of mine
@GOAT
“These youngins got it made with technology…
All we had was BlackTails mags and the white folks mags.
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BRUH!

I had to confiscate my nephews phone and I went through that bytch!
Only heard about amateurtubeporn
KyCakes says:
I remember in HS I went to a party and this cat I had a SERIOUS crush on got me in a room an was like “just kiss it a little bit”
"Boy please" and promptly walked out….
If'n someone would've even asked for that, they'd get this
ETC!!!!
Passes out from long note
What you find in his phone…lol
Step dad to son, is this COME all over the family couch, ummmm sir it’s SEMEN.
<<<<—–Calling the cleaning people.
Guess it was his new girlfriend
But LaLa was a groupie back in the day….KG been in the game for a minute. At one point he was the highest paid athlete in any sport. I don’t doubt he hit it….
@GOAT
“What you find in his phone…lol”
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Chit was too grown for me!
Yeah, back then y’all sistas wasn’t bopping. But those Becky’s was bopping like it was going out of style.
MissTaken says:
Passes out from long note
:2dance: Shake shake it off
KDub, mine is We Belong Together
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My part on that song is actually her sanging her own background vocals.
Come backkkkkkkkkkkkkk baby come backkkkkkkkkk come back…come homeeee YEAH…
My fave song on that album though is “Say Something”…one of the FEW MC songs which she has NO production crediks.
Cause unlike SOME artists she only takes credit when it is due.
4 Game 6’s tonight. Melo get a chance to dish it and get the last laugh. ATL, Houston, Memphis and NY standup.
@ Hard Hitter “Unchained”: It’s the elimination game for 3 teams tonight. This is what I Love about the NBA. Those millionaires will be scrapping tonight.
@DTTS WHATS THE CREAM THAT FADES SCARS?