Video: A Decade of Beyonce Shade

Have any of y’all seen that “Shake it Fast” video circulating on Facebook with that 400lb woman going on stage and trying to do as the title suggested but looked like a whale trying to move in a bowl of jello.

That woman needs her azz whipped a hundred times over for doing that shat.

That video makes NO SENSE.

Beyoncé do be lying though. That’s just like if you go to her Wikipedia page, apparently she’s sold 100 some odd million albums on her own and then 60 million with Destiny’s Child.

As a person who knows artist sales, I know that as of 2005, Destiny’s Child has barely surpassed 40 million as a group. Then they started adding each members individual record sales into the group, which pushed it up to 50 million. Then they wanted to claim best selling female group when everyone in music knew Spice Girls and TLC smashed DC in terms of record sales.

But Chilli responded to Beyoncé camp notion that they were the best selling group by essentially saying that TLC’s record sales easily surpasses DC’s even when they included individual record sales but you can’t include individual record sales and combine them with the group. But everyone came for Chilli’s baby hairs. Calling her washed up and jealous, blasé blasé. But what exactly is she hating for speaking the truth?

Then Beyoncé camp stated again with that whole 100 something million albums sold. How?

Your first album sold 12 million. The second 8 million. The third 5 million. The fourth 4 million.

This fifth one was released on iTunes and is selling well, but what folks fail to realize is that the album was released around the world at the same time, of course it’s going to sell like crazy. It wasn’t like it was released ONLY in the United States and nothing but Americans bought the album. But if you point this out, you’re a hater? Or you’re jealous. Or you have too much time on your hands?

Beyoncé camp has made too many absurd claims. She wants to be seen as one of the immortals but she doesn’t have all the credentials… Yet.

Even with every single accounted for, I highly doubt that she had sold 100 million singles. There ain’t know way in hell that those four albums put her over that threshold, so she counts DC combined (meaning the group plus individual members) albums as her own, plus what she’s sold as a solo artist.

But I point that out and I’m hating. Hardly. I’m just calling a liar a liar.

Y’all butt hurt that Beyoncé breathes, spending all night posting about that shiat is simple, I said my 2,3 cents, done ate dinner, showered, and watched housewives and y’all still trying to discover the essence of Beyoncé shiat stained drawers-this post about her throwing shade is what some folks live for & do all day, so I’m not sure why these videos of Beyoncé doing so waay back when suppose to mean other than that’s proof of what she did then & this is proof of what some of y’all still doing today @ 30+
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It was mighty tough for you to sit silent and not defend her though. As a matter of fact, I don’t think this has been the first time that you’ve come out swinging like Tiger Woods wife over your dearest Beyoncé on this site. I do believe that blogging is a form of self expression and that us readers are expected to chime in on these post from time to time. If you mad that we dissecting Beyoncé call ya girl and tell her bout us. I give credit where credit is due and she’s accomplished a lot. But selling damn near 200 million records ain’t one of em.

But I digress; I’m at work early and I need to accomplish something today.