Seminole County police say a man walked into a luxury auto dealership there and tried to purchase a $263,000 Bentley using a fake check.
Michael Munson, 32, was arrested and charged with using a fake cashier’s check to buy the expensive car at Fields Motorcars in Longwood, the AJC.com reports.
Police say the dealership noticed a few red flags almost immediately.
According to the police report, Munson wanted to purchase a 2014 Bentley GT convertible that costs $263,000.
“He called us up probably three days before he came in and said he had his money together and he wanted to come in and pick up the car,” said Joseph Romano, general sales manager at Fields Motorcars.Munson brought the money to the dealership in the form of a cashier’s check, but Romano felt something wasn’t right and got on the phone with the bank.
“The guy was local and the check was issued out of a branch in Ohio, which didn’t seem right,” Romano said.
Romano said he was unable to verify the check’s validity so they called Longwood police.Investigators said Munson was questioned at the dealership and he eventually admitted the check was fake.
Munson was charged with larceny grand theft, fraud uttering of a false instrument, and possession of a forged bank instrument.
Mental I tell ya, Mental

Im surprised they didnt just give him the car anyway
Nothing beats a Failure but a TRY, However U going to JAIL NAHHHHHH!
I am glad it was a white man this time.
That is all I have for this post. Next.
Before I read the post, I am sooo glad he is not black. Ok, let me go read.
Maybe he gay? Nah. Gay dudes wouldve jumped on it. He just stupid.
He tried it
that thang is SWEEEEET!
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He is a damn clown for this. smdh. Like he really went and thought they were not going check his check and just give him the car. F’in clown. I can’t.
I hated dealing with cashiers checks in retail. I always side eyed they ass$S
I knew he wasn’t black… He didn’t want a Chevy or a Cadillac. lol. Besides the Black mans hustle is fried chicken and Virgin Indian hair bundles.
Ole “catch me if you can” Leonardo DiCaprio ass.
He TRYED it
Parent Conf. :crying1:
Hope I can catch up with yall lata. :wave: Hump Day, Roses!
One time for John Wall and the WIZARDS
Knocking the BUlls OUT of the PLAYOFFS! 
Its nice to see some New talent in the runnings
So yall aint heard about Columbus Short ransacking his house over Easter Weekend??
Come on Sandra…we need the TEA
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
He is a damn clown for this. smdh. Like he really went and thought they were not going check his check and just give him the car. F’in clown. I can’t.
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it probably worked the LAST time he did it.
BYE B
aRoTh says: Ole “catch me if you can” Leonardo DiCaprio ass.
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dude DID that aint it!
the Black mans hustle is fried chicken and Virgin Indian hair bundles.
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If I see another person on IG selling the following I might go off:
Hair
Body Shapers
Wake Up Now
Clothes
WHATS Up woman! U look like Yew lost weight
COLE… YOU STOOPID
Now, this is just dumb. Maybe he should have got up with Apollo.
Cause my 13.
Came in the world like, “you see me..” Ugh.
I was like thank you
cause she cute but then I was like wait a minute did she just try it? 
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TUH. Who you telling. Ya’ll know about Taken2. She is a wonderful mess. I wore my hair natural for the first time and she kept playing with it and said “see mommy you look like me… PRETTY”
Y’all so O thinking about joining the group to buy the clippers
Rickey Smiley said Columbus was looking for Easter Eggs.
“see mommy you look like me… PRETTY” I was like thank you cause she cute but then I was like wait a minute did she just try it?
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She tried you. lmao. In the cutest way possible. Awwww. You cute now mommy. lol. If I have a girl, I’m gonna be broke spending all my money on clothes and crap. And my sons big feet. Help me Jesus
@luvn hey boo! Yes I did 20 pounds and counting. Girl I am in the gym at least 4 times a week now! I feel so much more energized and just feel better all the way around. Thanks for noticing boo!
YUP It shows MILKY,
good job. Im in the gym every other day, but I aint lost nan pound
U look good MAAM
Just Looking says:
Rickey Smiley said Columbus was looking for Easter Eggs.

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Congrats Milky
@OTB are u going to see Bey/Jay have u had luck getting tickets on any of the presales??
Munson was charged with larceny grand theft, fraud uttering of a false instrument, and possession of a forged bank instrument.
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he ont eem look like he got no money, so i’m sure he sounded fraudulent over the phone. “i got my money together” nobody w/money gotta ‘get it together’
he sounding like he checked all his pockets and sofa cushions and finally pieced together just enough. LOSER. 
Wake Up Now
=======what that ill?
Yall tell me if Iwas wrong:
So on my gf IG, she put up this picture of herself and then the caption said something like if she was your girl but she not your girl (talking about herself) So I said if she was who’s girl? Mind you it was an inside joke about her bd because he always stalking her IG page. SO her other gf was like tell shawty to chill and had the side eye face. So I saw that was was like annoyed like bytch shut up. Nobody was talking to you, and you don’t know me like that to tell me to chill. You chill with your sneaking into rainbow to buy outfits to go to the movies ass self. Anyway, was I wrong to feel like she need to step off? Am I petty?
GO MILKY!!!! Yas!!! dO THAT!!!
Columbus just threw everything away, that boy need some meds
Oh and about the boys. I only got one. HE MY HEART :crying1: He bet not ever leave me. No but for real.. I know he will one day depart and have a wife. I have seen and dealt with meddling mom’s and I vowed I never would be that
but I can’t help it if I am so awesome that no one will ever measure up to me and he judges all women by me. I blame society 
missyJ says:
Wake Up Now
=======what that ill?
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To me it’s a fraud, but you pay 100$ and sign up three people and get 600 back…
Smonae says: Columbus just threw everything away, that boy need some meds
Yew think he’s KRAY NAE??
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he was thinking I made that money to buy this shyte and cant enjoy, Neither will You.
I don’t think Columbus crazy at all. He does need a divorce ASAP and some anger management, but he ain’t cray
@keya
Sign them up for what?
YUP It shows MILKY, good job. Im in the gym every other day, but I aint lost nan pound
U look good MAAM
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Thanks again boo! I didnt even realize how much weight I had picked up! I am an emotional eater and I had a few people that were extremely close to me die within these past two years. I got on the scale and was like what the heck! Time to get back in the gym…
Thanks to all of the other Roses!!!
Yea Luvn, that fool threatened to kill the wife and himself
He aint rt in the head
Milky – Congrats! Going to gym is a major effort, my hats off to you. You got to make it a routine.
@Luvn – Columbus taking this Gladiator thing too far.
Besides the Black mans hustle is fried chicken and Virgin Indian hair bundles.
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missyJ says:
@keya
Sign them up for what?
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sign them up so they can sign other ppl up. its a pyramid scheme.
@MissyJ see I don’t know. To make money? That’s a good question. It’s a sign up to have people sign up…girl I don’t know. It seems funny to me.
Y’all why did I just go get lunch (loaded nachos no chips and a salad) and it looked like the best thing ever. Took a bite said YUM! 3 bites later I’m completely turned off and don’t want it
sign them up so they can sign other ppl up. its a pyramid scheme.
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See and I said this, and they swear it’s not. Naw, they are not going to get me.
San ah make ya dance says:
I hated dealing with cashiers checks in retail. I always side eyed they ass$S
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yep, and cashier’s checks are really easy to fake and forge. I worked in banking and keeping track of those things was a major audit guideline. It’s a good thing this care salesman was diligent and checked because most of them just want to move them cars!
JL :hugs: Milky
CONGRATS!!!!
Who said Columbo ain’t crazy? Any time you keep going byke to someone who is doing you wrong allegedly and acting up cause you hurt you are CRAY. PERIOD. And stupid. He knows better so I’mma say crazy. He make enough money to buy himself another house or hotel to rent. He better start saving his coins. He unemployed and divorcing…. He gone end up like Matthew Knowles baby mama….
Anger Management is real. When you can envision
Yea 
see I don’t know. To make money? That’s a good question. It’s a sign up to have people sign up…girl I don’t know. It seems funny to me.
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Yeah that’s a scam all day. Axin me to give you 100 dolla but I ain’t getting nothing tangible for it.
Big dummy.
“see mommy you look like me… PRETTY”
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um, *zing!*
:crying1:
luVn_liFe… says:
Yew think he’s KRAY NAE??
he was thinking I made that money to buy this shyte and cant enjoy, Neither will You.
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yup. I dont make anywhere near what Mr. Short makes but try and take some of it and see what happens
It will be a rumble in the jungle.
be done went “Burning Bed” on a nukka.
Milky – Congrats! Going to gym is a major effort, my hats off to you. You got to make it a routine.
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yes I have to hype myself up everyday to go even when I dont feel like it. I swear the hardest thing for me was stopping the junk food. But it has been 2months and I think I am over it now!
@Luvn – Columbus taking this Gladiator thing too far.
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apparently
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Who can blame Winston for stealing Crab legs from Publix.. Ya’ll Know how expensive, Yet good they are??
Those people be on insta talking bout send me 100 imam flip it to a 1000…see
Chille and look at JERRICA… @jerrica you on that workout plan w/MILKY too?
did U get ur house Yet?
Im so damn Nosey I KNOW
Publix
I miss it SEW :wails:
Jerrica huh
You familiar with Jem and the Holograms?????
Nobody was talking to you, and you don’t know me like that to tell me to chill. You chill with your sneaking into rainbow to buy outfits to go to the movies ass self. Anyway, was I wrong to feel like she need to step off? Am I petty?
You aint say nothing back???
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Nope
somebody stealing crab legs
San ah make ya dance says: Those people be on insta talking bout send me 100 imam flip it to a 1000
SAY WHET SAN??
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Those people be on insta talking bout send me 100 imam flip it to a 1000…see
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Had someone say that crazy, nonsense to my face. Wanted to plop them in they throat
Just Joking…Just spankn
@Luvn, they really be saying they can flip yo money. Like they know someone within moneygram who flips yo shyt
They only have pics of them flossing. Like how stupid could one be. You flossing off all the money, stupid people are sending you
Just Joking…Just spankn
She said she like her tho 
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Yea I was looking at her daughter like
Married to Medicine, Dr. Heavenly daughter is PAST grown. Mommy you like talkn bout yourself huh.
Just like these bulldaggers out here with they straps on ready to
and
Run up on a man if you want to… Bet you be a girl when he two piece you 
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Can’t stand that rusty neck heffa. And don’t tell me I out of order I know. But she wanna act grown I WILL TREAT YOU LIKE IT
Nope You aint say nothing back???
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Before I read her ass, I wanted to make sure I was not in my feelings. But I was thinking, girl mind your flucking business. But, on the other hand I feel like my friend should of checked her friend. But no worries. I got it. But I just needed to know if I was wrong.
He gone end up like Matthew Knowles baby mama….
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Blaming Beyonce and wondering if Tyler can help?
Before I read her ass, I wanted to make sure I was not in my feelings. But I was thinking, girl mind your flucking business. But, on the other hand I feel like my friend should of checked her friend. But no worries. I got it. But I just needed to know if I was wrong
If friend don’t say nothing then handle that
Especially if she aint nothing to you.
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She came for you first so
Anyway, was I wrong to feel like she need to step off? Am I petty?
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Keya, you not wrong for feeling how you FEEL. but leave it at feeling a kind of way about it, and do NOT feed the animals. (we ont wanna be reading about another expectant mother getting in a real fight over social media beef
) need i remind you again
you got a whole house AND new nursery to furnish and decorate! if she don’t know you well enough to even know your name (which AINT “shorty”) then she aint talkin to/bout you, as far as you are concerned. let her be :coffin: to you while you getcho life 
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat*
says:
Jerrica huh You familiar with Jem and the Holograms?????
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you know they picked a half white girl to play her part in the upcoming movie. black twitter and the naturalistas are angered.
but its a purple wig anyway 
the girl they picked is the daughter of lynn’s poet boyfriend from Girlfriends (sorry for the long winded description
but iono them folks. laurieux something)
Hey mama! @luvn, yes I’ve lost almost 50 pounds. The gym is right! Yes we just signed the papers monday for the house so I should be moving soon!
Mistaken: Somebody at work asked me about the Gems and I had no idea who they were.
if she don’t know you well enough to even know your name (which AINT “shorty”) then she aint talkin to/bout you, as far as you are concerned. let her be :coffin: to you while you getcho life
U so much better than me
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can’t stand that rusty neck heffa.
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Ms. Heavnly Jr?
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She has 5th power eczema, po baby. Her mama let her be grown, she gonna cause her hell later. Yeap, yes, sure will
My lil sista talk to my parents like that her peers.
@Nancy your right. But I was just annoyed because I did not say anything out of the way. And I felt like who was she to even try to try me like that? But your right. Let me act like Taken who is mature, and go get my life.
Jerrica says:yes I’ve lost almost 50 pounds. The gym is right! Yes we just signed the papers monday for the house so I should be moving soon!


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CONGRATS Guhhhl!!! alright alRight ALRIGHT!!!
I gotta step my weight loss game up and just glue my mouth shut
Cause I aint gonna stop eating cheetoes
Im happy for U Jerrica ~ HOUSE PARTY!
was I wrong to feel like she need to step off? Am I petty?
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Nope! I hate when folks insert themselves where they A) don’t belong and B) haven’t a clue of what’s going on.
I’m not a fan of social media beef but I WOULD have responded with a “joke”
@JERRICA Congrats Ma! You are looking good and a new house! You GO GIRL (martin lawrence voice)
he should of gotten apollo to do it
U so much better than me
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@San listen, I really want to tell her to get her Rainbow everything wearing, dry cheap ass weave wearing, never cute ass, got a bf who was still living with the baby momma ass to stfu and mind her can’t get right business. When you can stop being a hood jawn and learn to step your adult life up, then come talk to me. But Nancy is right an dI am gonna chill.
Thank you. Yes Classic Lays is still my weakness I promise I use to eat like 3 bags a day with a sprite. I cut out fast food, all I drink is water, and cut down my snacking. Also got me a “friend” and we go to the gym together. He stays on me.
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat*
says:
Married to Medicine, Dr. Heavenly daughter is PAST grown. Mommy you like talkn bout yourself huh.
Her Eczema is bad too 
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Can’t stand that rusty neck heffa.
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Why lawd
He could’ve at least try a Honda or Camaro cause they would’ve just taken his “payment” and got that vehicle off of the lot….I guess he thought if he was gonna commit a crime, he might as well go big.
@Keya SHEDDUP
You know all that stuff you need to do to advance in the white man’s world before you manage to die
But no for real my blog reactions are really want I think in my head. But my public (including social media) responses are always measured. Never know who is watching. I am often called PC, calm, personable, motivating
@Milky – That’s great, I gotta get re-motivated. How long did it take you and do you have a certain or typically regimen you follow and what about food.
@Jerrica – Congrats on the HOUSE
Jem…The Cartoon? I’m stop looking up what you talk about. The other day I googled minister fighting choir members.
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i’m not for real San
but i AM good at telling other people what they SHOULD do – it’s easier because it aint me and my feelings that’s involved.
(however, I have checked a few e-bangers here at work who wanna get lippy from behind their keyboards, behind their office doors). pick your battles is all i’m saying i guess 
i think in this case though, Keya don’t need to let a ‘nobody’ get under her skin when she got so much more that’s good and positive happening to/for her right now
plus, iont eem mess w/social media like that, so the e-banging thing is just ‘strange’ to me.
Also got me a “friend” and we go to the gym together. He stays on me.
more. GOTTCHA
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So me and mista got
Lil Mo is embarrassing as hell to herself
what’s wrong with her ….. damn. She is doing way to much way to much 
@Taken San and Nancy I just simply said I would no longer be commenting on the photos on her IG. And left it at that. Because the why my ain’t shyt-ness is set up….
@User: Yea I saw that. I really felt like the “black” girl was straight up black. No mixed. Even had a curly little fro albeit purple. I think they dropped the ball on that one for sure. I am all about the best person getting the role but in an ensemble case based on something prior where the character was truly black you couldn’t find NO ONE? Keke Palmer dead? The annoying girl from Daddies Little Girls??
The other day I googled minister fighting choir members.


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IONo what that is, but it sounds hella funny
@San listen, I really want to tell her to get her Rainbow everything wearing, dry cheap ass weave wearing, never cute ass, got a bf who was still living with the baby momma ass to stfu and mind her can’t get right business. When you can stop being a hood jawn and learn to step your adult life up, then come talk to me. But Nancy is right an dI am gonna chill.
no worries
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My chill persona says be cool then
@Jennie did you see her Breakfast Club interview?! I was like
Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection
says:
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i’m not for real San
i think in this case though, Keya don’t need to let a ‘nobody’ get under her skin when she got so much more that’s good and positive happening to/for her right now
plus, iont eem mess w/social media like that, so the e-banging thing is just ‘strange’ to me.
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Love
i’m not for real San
but i AM good at telling other people what they SHOULD do – it’s easier because it aint me and my feelings that’s involved.

i think in this case though, Keya don’t need to let a ‘nobody’ get under her skin when she got so much more that’s good and positive happening to/for her right now
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See!
my public (including social media) responses are always measured. Never know who is watching. I am often called PC, calm, personable, motivating You know all that stuff you need to do to advance in the white man’s world before you manage to die
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This is exactly what I’m trying to teach little sister. She has this attitude that if I feel a certain way about something or someone, I’m going to let them know
@luvn – Leave me alone (lil Darryl voice) Then Nancy or Taken was like well keep looking it’s probably out there. SMH
BTW – I asked to borrow 5 dollars
CONGRATS on your Raise
@Nancy your right. But I was just annoyed because I did not say anything out of the way. And I felt like who was she to even try to try me like that? But your right. Let me act like Taken who is mature, and go get my life.
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I also agree w/you (and San) that your friend should have checked her because your friend knows where you were coming from (a good place). Still sounds like this other ‘fren’ is a lil thirsty, cause she busy commenting on your comment instead of addressing what your mutual fren put up. iont feed attention seekers.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@Jennie did you see her Breakfast Club interview?! I was like
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Just seen it
just a damn mess ….. talking bout abortions, 3 somes … just too much
fawkery dot com
DID this guy just try and HUG ME . .
pick your battles is all i’m saying i guess
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And you are right. She don’t matter in my life, so why do all that for someone who don’t matter. I need these blessing to continue, so let em act right. I did take your advice.
Tink Tink
says:
my public (including social media) responses are always measured. Never know who is watching. I am often called PC, calm, personable, motivating You know all that stuff you need to do to advance in the white man’s world before you manage to die
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This is exactly what I’m trying to teach little sister. She has this attitude that if I feel a certain way about something or someone, I’m going to let them know
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I know a chick like this
yeah keep talking to her chile 
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like WHO?!

Nerp!
luVn_liFe… says:
DID this guy just try and HUG ME . .
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When keeping it white goes wrong.
talking bout abortions, 3 somes … just too much
I still like her, maybe she is trying to figure herself out…I don’t know.
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What I am trying to figure out is, is she saying that this is the real her, and before she could not be herself? Or what? But why did they tell her she had her Easter outfit on?!
Just looking
Thank you. No ma’am the actual gym. Lol I;m going to ask my mama did she name me after that cartoon. She told me I was named after my uncle.
I’m not a fan of social media beef but I WOULD have responded with a “joke”
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see that’s the part i’m not good at

once i get in my feelings, its hard to opt for a joke instead of the jugular… i’m weak in that area.
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat*
says:
@User: Yea I saw that. I really felt like the “black” girl was straight up black. No mixed. Even had a curly little fro albeit purple. I think they dropped the ball on that one for sure. I am all about the best person getting the role but in an ensemble case based on something prior where the character was truly black you couldn’t find NO ONE? Keke Palmer dead? The annoying girl from Daddies Little Girls??
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Im just glad you were able to decipher what I wrote.
they gonna shame that actress like they did Zoe Saldana for trying to pla Nina Simone. 
BTW – I asked to borrow 5 dollars,CONGRATS on your Raise
$5
I aint got it 
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@JENIE talking bout abortions, 3 somes … just too much
fawkery dot com
The ignorance;SMH. People think that type of fcukery gives em Cool points
EwwH
once i get in my feelings, its hard to opt for a joke instead of the jugular… i’m weak in that area
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@San listen, I really want to tell her to get her Rainbow everything wearing, dry cheap ass weave wearing, never cute ass, got a bf who was still living with the baby momma ass to stfu and mind her can’t get right business. When you can stop being a hood jawn and learn to step your adult life up, then come talk to me. But Nancy is right an dI am gonna chill.
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this kinda gave me the sads
sounds like she needs a ‘bless you hort’ and you ill kind pep talk :confused:
@luvn – What guy?
@San – Sometimes it’s difficult at work. There is a young lady in my group that wears her emotions on her sleeves and rolls her eyes on a regular. I’ve had a conversation with the director, about her unprofessional behavior. So I just decided to take the high road and treat her like her like one of the kids. How you doing today, you have a good night and sleep well. Did you bring your lunch.
Jerrica says:
Just looking
Thank you. No ma’am the actual gym. Lol I;m going to ask my mama did she name me after that cartoon. She told me I was named after my uncle.
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is Man yo uncle?
let me hush for he thinks im cyber stalking him.
This is the only social media I do on a regular and stay out of trouble most of the time.
Milky, I see you now!
Nakeya, fugg dat bish (is how I feel-because she doesn’t know you and really you should care less about what some goofs has got to say) Let is roll off like water! THEE WORST thing you can do is to Ignore her all thee way
Like bish, ion see yew 
luVn_liFe… says:
BTW – I asked to borrow 5 dollars,CONGRATS on your Raise
$5
I aint got it 
fawkery dot com
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@JENIE talking bout abortions, 3 somes … just too much
The ignorance;SMH. People think that type of fcukery gives em Cool points
EwwH
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and wasn’t she one of the main ones proclaiming Christianity …. again what churches are these people attending
like on some a serious note 
DTS
this kinda gave me the sads
sounds like she needs a ‘bless you hort’ and you ill kind pep talk
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She does, but because she tried it, I don’t have it in me.
Who can blame Winston for stealing Crab legs from Publix..
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Wait, they caught Columbus Short stealing crab legs?
Say it ain’t so.
Wait, they caught Columbus Short stealing crab legs? Say it ain’t so.
I hope he snatched up some butter too.
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With some tatters…yummm
The other day I googled minister fighting choir members.
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*clears thoak* um it wasn’t minister fighting anybody; it was woman attacks pastor
(i think it’s still up if you click my name) 
Justlook
I’m on FB
I don’t hardly post nothing no more than music or a picture most of the time
but the things I see sometimes is crazy
luVn_liFe… says:
DID this guy just try and HUG ME . .
Steady up to your old shenanigans EYE see
again what churches are these people attending like on some a serious note
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The kind where you ain’t got to wear yo pannie hose
all y’all better get you some Leggs and get yo life
Jenny
COOKING
and wasn’t she one of the main ones proclaiming Christianity …. again what churches are these people attending like on some a serious note
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they teach them that “christians arent perfect, they are just forgiven” or “he aint thru with me yet” or “only god can judge me”
any one of those statements is like a get out of jail free card.
extra points if you get it tatted on your neck where st. peter can see it when you get to the pearly gates.
Ya’ll have made up my mind. I will be having PAID for crab legs on Saturday.
How do you steal them though? Every where I purchase them from, you order pay and then you get them…..
Hold up….did this girl really answer the job phone “who diss”?!
User: Naw, at least I hope not. But he could be with the sh*t he says.
Not the hose stocking debate agane
Wait, they caught Columbus Short stealing crab legs? Say it ain’t so.
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From where?! Lawd it don’t even matter. You cain’t just roll out of REd Lobster without paying yer bill. It taint right!
Does Columbus have parents to come put him under conservatorship like the sprites do fah their “eccentrics”?
luVn_liFe… says:
DID this guy just try and HUG ME . .
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told yo ass to put on a bra. see there.
Let me get my phone out….
Because the why my ain’t shyt-ness is set up….
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Kandi voice:
I fly above all the drama
I-I-I… I fly above it
they teach them that “christians arent perfect, they are just forgiven” or “he aint thru with me yet” or “only god can judge me”
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Right, but you have to actually live right. Not live ratchet and then say all that. But whatever. It’s one thing to play but this she doing…
Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection
says:
The other day I googled minister fighting choir members.
(i think it’s still up if you click my name) 
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*clears thoak* um it wasn’t minister fighting anybody; it was woman attacks pastor
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Just seen it
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
Hold up….did this girl really answer the job phone “who diss”?!
Anyway, was I wrong to feel like she need to step off? Am I petty?
She will be alright.
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No. You just pregnant. Yall go from :happy:, :cuss:, :pizz: to
Nevermind, I had to
It was the “alleged” Florida QB rapist stealing crab legs. 
missyJ says:
again what churches are these people attending like on some a serious note
all y’all better get you some Leggs and get yo life
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The kind where you ain’t got to wear yo pannie hose
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COOKING
That lil guys is such a cutie (your gravi)
@Nancy thanks! Can’t let that raggedy, tragedy steal my joy. #Amen
User Friendly says:
luVn_liFe… says:
DID this guy just try and HUG ME . .
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told yo ass to put on a bra. see there.
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VDot says:
Nevermind, I had to
It was the “alleged” Florida QB rapist stealing crab legs. 
Is that what yall talking about
He just stealing every damn thing
smh
@Luvin you still at work with your girls out?! lol No wonder people now wanna hug. *the guy thinking oh they are sofftttt*
Thank you for your support Jenie.
Today, I can do the right thing.
I be round here acting like San 
@San
… but thank GOD for new mercies every morning, ’cause tomorrow
that raggedy, tragedy

o’clock 
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COOKING still wired, was out till
Just seen a video with TI trying to be Malcom X with TheGame and some other dudes
LUVN – Come in here talking about she got a raise
Tsk! Tsk: Sheesh No Damn Wonder
DID this guy just try and HUG ME . .
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you round there bra-less, AGANE?!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Just seen a video with TI trying to be Malcom X with TheGame and some other dudes

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Oh boy, Not Malcolm though
Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection
says:
DID this guy just try and HUG ME . .
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you round there bra-less, AGANE?!
They just don’t know, I can be the nicest sweetest person, till you make my shyt list
Its hard to get off that
I’ve had coworkers say I’m intimidating, but nope I just give it to you straight no chaser. No charity cases round here
Nancy! I told you I needed you to hit me up about something. Maybe you didn’t see

Just Looking says:
LUVN – Come in here talking about she got a raise
Tsk! Tsk: Sheesh No Damn Wonder
Ladies and lady boys let em out. We all need raises damnit
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Im mad that you said lady boys tho. EJ need a raise too, huh?
He just stealing every damn thing
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So wrong, but
me with my bra in my hand trying to get a raise like Luvie.
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Well shyt let me adjust these straps
He tryna feel your lady lumps through your shirt @Nan.
New bish who training me everyDAY trying to catch up with me at LUNCH time. No bish. Just cause you eat out vending machines all day…you will knat impose on my hour. Done changed lunch to 1 pm just so I can come in lunchroom and eat in peace. Fyl.
Well shyt let me adjust these straps
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New bish who training me everyDAY trying to catch up with me at LUNCH time. No bish. Just cause you eat out vending machines all day…you will knat impose on my hour. Done changed lunch to 1 pm just so I can come in lunchroom and eat in peace. Fyl.
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I cant stand ppl like this. It is time to eat and ONLY eat. We talk all day. I need to eat in peace to enjoy
Can’t let that raggedy, tragedy steal my joy. #Amen
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No catch up with me @ lunch to go over shyt @San. Had me over there til 230p Monday. Bc HER azz dont TAKE lunch. 1 pm it be quiet and seats available in this lunch room. I KNOW she over there looking for me.
Maybe you didn’t see

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now what was my assignment, Ma’am?
Hey guys….I’m expecting a new bundle of joy in a few months and was wondering if Sandra and SR Rose family was getting together to get my little girl something for her arrival?
VDot says: Wait, they caught Columbus Short stealing crab legs?
Say it ain’t so.
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Columbus short stole some TOO
Winston has been suspended . .
YES HEffas! I DO HAVe on a BRA, it was just that one Time
EJ need a raise too, huh?
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I KNOW she over there looking for me.
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I can see it now, Dubb in the mop closet

now what was my assignment, Ma’am?
You said you did HR. I’m trying to get my resume more gears towards that. I need pointers.
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me with my bra in my hand trying to get a raise like Luvie.
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:crying1:
MamA Always said never tell ur deepest secrets You’ll get hurt that way
No catch up with me @ lunch to go over shyt @San. Had me over there til 230p Monday. Bc HER azz dont TAKE lunch. 1 pm it be quiet and seats available in this lunch room. I KNOW she over there looking for me.
out of order. Lunches aint paid for. I don’t know you people at lunch time 
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NO
*geared sheesh
He tryna feel your lady lumps through your shirt @Nan.
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Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection
says:
EJ need a raise too, huh?
um, i belee in EJ’s case we should be discussing a ‘lift’
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Him and Luvn friends.
He got a raise and
Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection
says:
dats Luvie round there burlesque-ing in the office (trust, if’n i unleash these wonder womens up in here, my job gonna be on the news – got my blinds up cause it’s raining and my computer desk faces the window – that’s public indecency roundst these parts)
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luvie need a partition for her office
You said you did HR. I’m trying to get my resume more gears towards that. I need pointers.
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Oh, Baby Girl I can’t help you with that. I’m not on the Employment side (and frankly our entire employment team is a bunch of nincompoops!)… on top of that we not to long ago had a lil trouble w/the O I G cause our hiring practices were so bad (qualified applicants never stood a chance cause it was a friends & family hook-up type operation over there. personally, i haven’t completed a resume in yeeeeeeeears, so i’m useless on that front. in general though, i know that colleagues in other orgs stress membership in HR associations, such as SHRM, and the SPHR cert seems to be a big deal amongst the younger set. I’m in Compensation, so the CCP is the ‘measure’ for our discipline.
finally I get to graduate from lurker to member hi auntie hi all