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HILARIOUS!
LMBAO! Steve is a shady mess.
ON THIS NOTE. Imma Go do some WORK
MAAAANNNNN, I saw that tweet yestaday and laughed for a good 5 minutes. I had to show my mama AND sister. The internet has NO chill
EJ is rock the sh!t out of that tent moo moo. She is royalty. Princess Antionette.
to her highness #TEAMTHIS
That is so wrong
HOLLERING!
Sandra know good and hell well what this mean.
Getting the kids ready for school, TIP. Driving to work, TIP. Working, TIP. Cooking dinner, TIP. Going to bed so I can get up and do it again, DOUBLE TIP.
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:fistbump: Hell, I need some tip money from Sandra for commenting
Is that a daishiki? Or a big ass shawl? Or was he playing ghost busters with one of his mamas good sheets?
#ineedanswers
Mr. Time showed me this yesterday and I
and sat betwix Jesus and Biggie !
I hate the interwebs
Majic ran head first into that one
WHEW GAWD! I saw this last night and baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Let me get ready to go in on this *cracks knuckles*
They say don’t step foot in here if you aint got no extras :crying1: Im mad at y
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San BRUH :crying1: Between V and Jenie I got real tears.
Angie done put her soul out on the blog and them nuccas was like FOH you should have went to Moes, Zaxby’s or Sonics if you wanted to eat out high end and feel special. You can eat outside on the picnic tables at Sonics, have fresh ingredients made in front of you at Moes or homestyle chicken made to order from Zaxby’s. What more did your DORTER NEED? :contained hand and face:
For the record I have never not tipped. I even tipped people at least $1 if I order a takeout of like a five piece wings for $8
My husband will tell the manager like this is NOT ok. And the server. Normally they try to make up for it and he leaves the minimum 15% because they have comped something.
BLACK TWITTER gives me ALL my life
A loyal reader, who shall remain nameless
Hey Latrece… or Nori
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Oh, I guffawed about a good five minutes. You know that laugh where no sound come out?
San BRUH :crying1: Between V and Jenie I got real tears.
Angie done put her soul out on the blog and them nuccas was like FOH you should have went to Moes, Zaxby’s or Sonics if you wanted to eat out high end and feel special. You can eat outside on the picnic tables at Sonics, have fresh ingredients made in front of you at Moes or homestyle chicken made to order from Zaxby’s. What more did your DORTER NEED? :contained hand and face:
For the record I have never not tipped. I even tipped people at least $1 if I order a takeout of like a five piece wings for $8
My husband will tell the manager like this is NOT ok. And the server. Normally they try to make up for it and he leaves the minimum 15% because they have comped something.
I was like DAMN
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I AM HOLLERIN’ at Steve Rogers…idk why that tickled me so.
@VDOT, I see you
He does look BIG AS HELL in that pic though. He should never agree to that juxtaposition again.
Oh, I guffawed about a good five minutes. You know that laugh where no sound come out?
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Angie done put her soul out on the blog and them nuccas was like FOH you should have went to Moes, Zaxby’s or Sonics if you wanted to eat out high end and feel special. You can eat outside on the picnic tables at Sonics, have fresh ingredients made in front of you at Moes or homestyle chicken made to order from Zaxby’s. What more did your DORTER NEED?
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:crying1: Chipotle is a special treat right?
@VDOT, I see you
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King Jaffe Joffer
@San I dunno but what I do know is that V and Jenie just messed up dinner plans for a lots of lurker’s families. They read that like
oh face.
MAMA WE GOING TO RED LOBSTER FOR THAT ULTIMATE FEAST YOU HAD SAID I COULD GET FOR MAKING ALL As 
Mama be like I am going to get you your seafood baby.
They kids gone be like
*pulls up to Captain Ds* Yes can I get a 5 piece imitation shrimp and crab mix with some hush puppies please.. EXTRA TARTER SAUCE
Kids be in the byke seat like
I sweatergawd I wish ya’ll could see me typing at my desk right now. This is my face :crying1:
Omg I just hollered at my desk at EXTRA TARTER SAUCE and had to get up cause I was crying tears.
I don’t care if don’t nobody else laugh. That thang is funny to me and I got mannie jokes off of it. You got to love yourself even if don’t nobody else do
How cruel, They know he meant his Baby girl!
Chipotle is a special treat right?
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Chipotle is a special treat right?
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Erica Mena girl thought so
*pulls up to Captain Ds* Yes can I get a 5 piece imitation shrimp and crab mix with some hush puppies please.. EXTRA TARTER SAUCE
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:crying1: I can’t stand you. LIke forreal. *wipes tears from eyes* It was the 5 piece imitation shrimp and crab mix* that put the
in. Tell ’em to throw some cheese on the hushpuppies to make ’em taste like cheddar bay biscuits 
Chipotle is a special treat right?
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Erica Mena girl thought so
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If you add on guac you KNOW it’s a special occasion
something wrong with MsTake. I bet she was numero uno on the email list
It was the 5 piece imitation shrimp and crab mix* that put the
I’ll pass. I was watching tv one day and I saw a commercial and they said they had SWIMPS (how my grandma say it) and lobster. I was like :stop: FOH talmbout you got fresh lobster at the drive through Linda. What kind of SWIMPS and LOBSTER you got byke there? Angie and her kids around here eating swole up seahorses and red ants :crying1: cause ya’ll play too much
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My mom used to eat Captain Ds when I was little and even then I was like
Lol it wasn’t me.. I saw it yesterday but I didn’t find it funny
I bet she was numero uno on the email list
Considering the source I GOT TO BE in the top 5 on that list. 
If I can’t be number one I don’t bother to do things.
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Nori
Why wasn’t it funny? Take Ray Rice outta it. You catching feelings for EJ? You know 
He not really one of ya’ll… he just try and dress like it. #helpful
swole up seahorses and red ants
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I have a big sense of humor…it takes a lot to make me laugh..very few comedians I find funny…that wasn’t one of the times I chuckled
If I can’t be number one I don’t bother to do things.
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San I dunno but what I do know is that V and Jenie just messed up dinner plans for a lots of lurker’s families. They read that like
oh face.
MAMA WE GOING TO RED LOBSTER FOR THAT ULTIMATE FEAST YOU HAD SAID I COULD GET FOR MAKING ALL As 
Mama be like I am going to get you your seafood baby.
CAPTAIN D’s PLEASE??!! 
:crying1:
They kids gone be like
*pulls up to Captain Ds* Yes can I get a 5 piece imitation shrimp and crab mix with some hush puppies please.. EXTRA TARTER SAUCE
Kids be in the byke seat like
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For the record, I HATE all of YOUS font in this damn post!
ESPECIALLY @Taken! 
Angie and her kids around here eating swole up seahorses and red ants :crying1: cause ya’ll play too much
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Screams!
@vdot.. Sandra is a sweetheart.. Yes I’ve signed a gag order… lol
I have a big sense of humor…it takes a lot to make me laugh..very few comedians I find funny…that wasn’t one of the times I chuckled
Well come back more often. I like to laugh and you always made me laugh :hugs:
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Okay den big time. You said there are levels to this and you are here and most of the universe is *points down to the top of Man’s head* here
and how ws the bowling party last weekend?
tell us tell us tell us
Yes I’ve signed a gag order… lol
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Lol You guys are crazy
User friendly … I don’t gag..that’s for amateurs
So @RWill done became Sandra homie? Ain’t nobody tole me nuthin!
Is EJ photoshopped in the pic, all the others look so small/miniature
@vdot.. Sandra is a sweetheart.
I am a kind, smart and important. Whenever I saw her pank box with my name on it I would light up 
Tell her the streets need her. WE NEED HER. COME BYKE SR 
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Why won’t she talk to me?
@bringbacksandrarose
@Luvn, I don’t think so. They are in the pool and he is standing in the edge. Plus he tall and big as heyul too.
I know I’m late but I decided that the man has gotten all the work he’s going to get out of me this week.
Re: tipping. I have no problem tipping for good service however I agree it is an antiquated system. I’ve spent quite a bitfof time in the UK and they don’t have tipping over there. Few places have a line for it. The position over there is pay the employees a livable wage then no tip is required I agree with that. Besides who do I tip and who don’t I tip? Everybody wants a damn tip these days. Tip me for keeping ya’ll muhfuggas in business.
@hearts and kisses.. it’s a rumor ppl started
So @RWill done became Sandra homie? Ain’t nobody tole me nuthin
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SoNastyandSoRude says:
User friendly … I don’t gag..that’s for amateurs
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:fistbump:
@
and 
– They are definitely friends 
We’re still tryna figure out if they’re homie.lovah.friends 
@ user friendly. . This isn’t kevin and enikko
:sigh:
SoNastyandSoRude says:
@hearts and kisses.. it’s a rumor ppl started
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A rumor? ooohhh ok.
Anyone that knows me would know I’m not her type… I too love feminine women. ..so does she.
@RWill, Anybody been acting crazy down to the fune home lately?
word on the skreets is that the R stands for rib
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Why I always come back to fvckery
Tell her the streets need her. WE NEED HER. COME BYKE SR
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Sandra ain’t fooling with us
She’s on the twatter reposting Q&A about vaginal secretions containing protein and being used as supplements 
@hearts and kisses.. it’s a rumor ppl started
that sent the email hate list
*phony high pitched laugh* Oh hey girl! 
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I bet she the one
Can see still see me?
*gives her a church hug and makes this face behind her back
I don’t work there for right now..I’m in my last semester of school so I’m focusing on that
SoNastyandSoRude says:
@ user friendly. . This isn’t
kevin and enikkodubb and chan_____________________
Fixed that for you
word on the skreets is that the R stands for rib
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Nori you still with your army lady?
What hate list?
SoNastyandSoRude says:
Anyone that knows me would know I’m not her type… I too love feminine women. ..so does she.
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I think you the wrong skin tone too. Heard she luh them pank toes.
How yo real life boo? She still in the military?
*points down to the top of Man’s head
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let me send this email to No Joke cuz you showing out on the blog today
No we broke up about a month ago ..
:hugs: Sorry to hear that.
Trying to drink my gallon jug (it says 8 cups) before the end of the day today. One of my friends who is a personal trainer said that the way she does it drink the water by 12 pm. That way she pisses it all off my bedtime. I must have the weakest bladder on EARF cause I might be 3 cups in and I have went 3 times. Right now I really need to get up. I don’t think I am going to make the last 5 before 12…. Let me try 2 pm.
Lol I’m good.. it was a mutual thing..we may reconcile but right now I’m trying to pass organic chemistry
Sandra ain’t fooling with us She’s on the twatter reposting Q&A about vaginal secretions containing protein and being used as supplements
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I think you the wrong skin tone too.
Somebody tell her that is Lil John.
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She thinks that is Nori real gravie picture
Lol I love island women. ..
<—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT
says:
Trying to drink my gallon jug (it says 8 cups) before the end of the day today. One of my friends who is a personal trainer said that the way she does it drink the water by 12 pm. That way she pisses it all off my bedtime. I must have the weakest bladder on EARF cause I might be 3 cups in and I have went 3 times. Right now I really need to get up. I don’t think I am going to make the last 5 before 12…. Let me try 2 pm.
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once your body gets used to it you wont go as often but that time period of getting used to it
I should have bought stock in toilet paper!
Yea I’m a lil too wnba for her lol
Your bladder will start to adapt
So last night I went on somebody’s IG and followed them because the blog said they had pictures of vortexes and let me just say this
It’s one thing to be confident in yourself. You should be. But this person is taking MAD selfies and pictures of them flexing muscles and licking their lips like LL… Even singing love songs…. I swear fo LAWD on one of the IG video he was recording with his shirt off flexing his muscles 
showing all his byke teeth and a dude was in the background giggling recording for him. BRUH :stop: You cute and got a nice body.. BEAUTIFUL TEETH. We get it. But you got to lay off. And stop having dudes record you half naked while you singing love songs and cheesing.
She thinks that is Nori real gravie picture
Somebody tell her that is Lil John.
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I laughed at that too. People do realize Magic has a daughter that was born a girl that he was referring to, not E.J. The guy that responded spends most his tweets clownin other folks. In true form, this type person is careful not to post any pics of himself. It’s easy to shoot the bulls-eye when you’re never the target.
once your body gets used to it you wont go as often but that time period of getting used to it
I should have bought stock in toilet paper!
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i been dranking it since last November
When my body gone catch up?
I just got a weak bladder period since the kids
Oh your bladder has dropped…
@V Hearts is somewhere mad at me like
They said all non-feminine gay women look like Mannie Fresh, Hurricane Chris and Wiz Khalifa 
Lil John fit the MO. I did the education!!!!!!
That yt dude in the back looks old as phuck tryin to pass himself off as “young.”
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
That yt dude in the back looks old as phuck tryin to pass himself off as “young.”
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No the brunette next to him look like she 40 and smoke marlboros.
Oh your bladder has dropped…
Yes. Can I pick it byke up? No FASERIOUS 
Will Kegels help 
Or do I need to go to the doctor? I don’t need a rejuve tho 
Cause SHE is still snatched tightly to the GAWD hunty 
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i been dranking it since last November
When my body gone catch up?
I just got a weak bladder period since the kids
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try kegels?
yeah you right about that dude. I cant get into him at all.
he would fit in very well in prison. 
Man
EJ need to be protectin some QB’s blindside and this nigga out here single handedly contributing to world hunger and chit.
Did Magic even respond to this tweet?
You can have surgery to put it back..it’s common for women with children…especially c section
@User I was like
Such a waste. When you a dude and you got time to curly fry braid and style your braids and locs :stop: WE not meant to be. But that doesn’t mean somebody else isn’t good for you. #silverlining
I just got a weak bladder period since the kids :redface:
How many times you pee on yourself? :redface:
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol oh shit
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAOA
You can have surgery to put it back..it’s common for women with children…especially c section
It’s good to know I am not alone. I used to tease my mom because she would use the bathroom all the time and be like wait until you have kids. She was right 
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<—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT
says:
I think you the wrong skin tone too.
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She thinks that is Nori real gravie picture
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:boxing: @Mistaken face! I know good and dayum well that aint RWilli in that gravi.
You was throwing some low key :shade: my way huh? 
My Link is for all the booty eaters out there
curly fry braid and style your braids and locs
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@HEARTS
is that Momma Dee in your pic?
I just got a weak bladder period since the kids :redface:
How many times you pee on yourself? :redface:
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I will use emotes and capital letters to demonstrate my real time reaction and thoughts to reading Afiya’s reply to me:
I just got a weak bladder period since the kids :redface: BRUH!!!!!! AIN’T IT ANNOYING. I ALWAYS GO TO THE BATHROOM LIKE 3 TIMES BEFORE I LEAVE THE HOUSE
YOU PISSING ON YOURSELF BRUH? 
NO suh. NOT ON DUTY. NOT ON DUTY. *slides you a Depends*
How many times you pee on yourself? :redface: WAIT :stop: (KEVIN HART FACE) WHET?
<—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT
says:
You can have surgery to put it back..it’s common for women with children…especially c section
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It’s good to know I am not alone. I used to tease my mom because she would use the bathroom all the time and be like wait until you have kids. She was right
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I only have one and I almost pee on myself daily.
You was throwing some low key :shade: my way huh?
I would never low key shade! I didn’t try to hide it at all.. I made it plain 
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No!
@Man,
You stupid! I saw one meme where they said this should be her cover for I deserve. 
In that pic EJ looks like he’s doing a broadway production of coming to america the comedy…..
that tweet is hysterical… ha ha ha ha…..
<—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT
says:
You was throwing some low key my way huh?
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No! I would never low key shade! I didn’t try to hide it at all.. I made it plain
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EYE HATE YOU!!! HATE YOU ya hear!!
@HEARTS
“You stupid! I saw one meme where they said this should be her cover for I deserve. ”
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Man, you know her real cover goin look even worse than that.
STFU @Vdot!
Sigh….I can NOT with EJ. Ever. At all. This….. Such and such….Smdh. He just can’t get right.
Sigh….I can NOT with EJ. Ever. At all. This….. Such and such….Smdh. He just can’t get right.
I only have one and I almost pee on myself daily.
You how the blog likes to remember everything and drag you for it. I would’ve hated for you to get branded as a pisser of self. Everytime something come up about rain, showers, R Kelly or water somebody be like 
I bet she already did the Ice Bucket Challenge ….in her panties!!!
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*slides you one of Afiya’s Depends*
Good looking out catching that you didn’t put almost on your original comment
Don’t slide ’em to me
You the one need ’em!! 
@dot who’s pissy? Or did that say prissy and I can’t read? Let me go look Lol.
Lissen her @Taken!!
:shotsfireed: I don’t need no dayum depends! I said ALMOST heffa! My running game is on point so I always make it! I know the stench on this blog is yo pissy ass. 
I read the booty article
I will not have any slander and besmirchment of the Queen of the Palace Mama Dee. Just because I changed my gravie does it mean she is far from my heart. Speaking of my gravie
What should I name him? Armnold?
@User… you think when he looked at the selfie he took it was just of his chest cause… they distance from his arm nubs ..camera…to his chest was halved? What is that diameter? No radius. He got radius arms. I’mma call him Ray.
<—— Ray
@dot who’s pissy?
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Pissy List:
and 
MisTaken
MisTaken’s mom
Afiya
Opie (other hole tho)
It’s more. They just haven’t revealed themselves
I only have one and I almost pee on myself daily
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my friend is like this. she has one but she said he was a 9 pounder and very tall. she stay tinkling on herself.
SoNastyandSoRude says:
I read the booty article
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Whatcha thank? For or against? Would your ex say you’re for or against?
I have no problems doing it
I just snorted at that pissy list!
I hate Vdot! 
and going to the 
in shame.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@dot who’s pissy? Or did that say prissy and I can’t read? Let me go look Lol.
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its bout to be you by the time you give birth in 2015.
He got radius arms. I’mma call him Ray.
<—— Ray
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:fistbump: Rwilli
Your girl will be back
(other hole tho)
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I am sew mad :crying1: Let me catch my breathe. I right clicked on VDot’s a link and a huge tongue popped up with the huge title THE BOOTY EATING RENAISSANCE… Right at that moment somebody was walking behind me and my computer froze
I was too scared to turn around but I heard them hesitate. To this day I do not know who it was. I am still sitting here real tight looking straight ahead…. But what I do know is they think I am about dat BOOTY EATING renaissance lifestyle 
Lol @vdot
a huge tongue popped up
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that just may be my next gravi.
Sigh. User got directly to hell. Lol. I did what you said last night too. I have slight cramps. Sigh. I’m ready if she’s ready, but she needs to come on.
I been doing it..it’s 2nd Nature to me in bed…
Taken eat booty and gets pank eye? Say whaaaatt???
I am sew mad :crying1: Let me catch my breathe. I right clicked on VDot’s a link and a huge tongue popped up with the huge title THE BOOTY EATING RENAISSANCE… Right at that moment somebody was walking behind me and my computer froze
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I ain’t pissed on myself since
um 
IT WAS LONG TIME AGO!!! 
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Kanyade says:
King Jaffe Joffer
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Get outta here Keya
I don’t eat booty. I GETS MINE EATEN 
Nah 
I don’t per se. But he ain’t opposed to it. I dunno if your dude like his booty ate … men…. Is this a sign. I mean how you manage to eat it? He either got to toot it up or lay on his byke with his legs split 
Either way that’s not a good look 
For me. Speaking personally. For Myself.
Man, do you 360?
I will not have any slander and besmirchment of the Queen of the Palace Mama Dee. Just because I changed my gravie does it mean she is far from my heart
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<—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT
says:
Get outta here Keya I don’t eat booty. I GETS MINE EATEN Nah I don’t per se. But he ain’t opposed to it. I dunno if your dude like his booty ate … men…. Is this a sign. I mean how you manage to eat it? He either got to toot it up or lay on his byke with his legs split Either way that’s not a good look For me. Speaking personally. For Myself.
^^^^
Someone asked me to do this once I politely declined and never called again Im not feastin no mans hairy azz
Wait, who said they eattin booty?
@V don’t Ray look like the type of dude that try to floss in the club and end up embarrassed?
< — Ray in the club with his humerus stretched out flipping the same 1 one hundred dollar bill byke and forth acting like he counting stacks but it’s really 1s underneath
<<my mouth is for food.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Wait, who said they eattin booty?
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RibWilli said she aint new to this, she true to this
@taken I’ll put it to you like this. If me and mine are getting it in and he split his legs or toots his ass up, thinking I’m licking it, we done. Because in the back of my mind I’m gonna think your gay. Period. But see mine don’t even like me touching him no where near his ass even with clothes on. So I know he is not asking. And really I don’t want mine done either. Sorry. But I don’t. Because after you lick my ass do you think we kissing? Yuck.
Wanna know if you eat it Man?
Wait, who said they eattin booty?
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Check V’s link. Nori said she the booty eating champion in dis bish :champs: Said SHE DON’T GET TIRED
OMG OMG OMG Where is OTB???
Wait, who said they eattin booty?
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RibWilli said she aint new to this, she true to this
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Shole is beautiful when women pleasure other women in that way!
@man so you don’t lick the box? If not, then I’m assuming you don’t expect head from your dates then right?
<<my mouth is for food.
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That arrow, with that gravi?
You eats tha booty 
But see mine don’t even like me touching him no where near his ass even with clothes on. So I know he is not asking. And really I don’t want mine done either. Sorry. But I don’t. Because after you lick my ass do you think we kissing? Yuck.
^^^^^
MOST men do not even want you looking at their azz like youre curious. and ass far as kissing afterwords? Um no. What would azz to mouf breath smell or taste like? 
@AFIYA
“Wanna know if you eat it Man?:”
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I don’t even like kissing.
Who knows how many dycks (and puzzies) she’s had in her mouf? 
My mouth is for eating FOOD and talking. That’s it. All that other chit?
We still in here
Shole is beautiful when women pleasure other women in that way!
or Wiz Khalifah? I ain’t saying nothing but Hershey said that is HER in her gravie picture. I think she some kin to Lil John and Dem Eastside Boys. She 2nd cousin to 4 of the Eastsides 
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Even if they look like Mannie Fresh..Hurricane Chris
@V don’t Ray look like the type of dude that try to floss in the club and end up embarrassed?
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Bye Taken, just Bye!!!
@NAKEYA
“@man so you don’t lick the box? If not, then I’m assuming you don’t expect head from your dates then right?”
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Oh no… they mouf built for sucking!
Someone asked me to do this once I politely declined and never called again Im not feastin no mans hairy azz
How did he ask? 
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Ya’ll talking bout booty eating
Day DOS of getting my arse handed to me upon entry of this workplace.
DerekEJ shape in that mumu? Looks like Mabel King in The Wiz. He is giving me Nell Carter “Gimme A Break” 1984.
Toodles.
Hairy azz
gross
Who knows how many dycks (and puzzies) she’s had in her mouf?
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so how you and Kim K gonna make this work then?
I don’t even like kissing
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GOOD MOOR…nin..g.. *reviews topic..*
Who up in here wit the just ate ass face?
Real Talk my ex used to turn me over in a heart beat and
from front to byke… Those were 68 nights…cuz…bruh… 
ANTYWAY!
HEY YALL!
Man gonna be at the alter like :fistbump:
Now Steve… that is hillarious!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Ya’ll talking bout booty eating
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YOU ROLLED IN JUST LIKE ME LIKE…WTF…WE ON ONE EARLY!
@Jenie yes we still in here and folks so bored they have resorted to pissing on themselves
Afiya and Hershey…Hershey moms do it too 
and eat arse. VDot got the instruction manual in her link. Nori wrote it. She is not just a president 
she is also a client 
(hair club for men voice)
Wait, who said they eattin booty?
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RibWilli said she aint new to this, she true to this
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
We just gotta make sure she dont go bline 
Somebody make sure she stocked up on antibacterial eye drops. I aint mad at her though. I sure am not
Mistaken. I am no where near that color
@Nakeya – The article kind of touched on the implied homosexuality attributed to booty eating. I actually would like someone to really tackle the subject more deeply.
“Certainly, there are a number of straight men who privately enjoy receiving anilingus. If sex is about a loss of control and giving into pleasure, why is admitting that you enjoy a highly pleasurable act so rife with implications about your sexuality? The public expression of masculinity is one without much space for vulnerability; and, let’s face it, bending over in front of someone’s face is a fairly vulnerable position to be in.”
Chan been in the game since 2001… I’m good..
YOU ROLLED IN JUST LIKE ME LIKE…WTF…WE ON ONE EARLY!
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I was like salad tossing. I am a great reciever. Of…information.
Goodbye.
*baizes in bleach, pops penicillin, and enters wearing face mask*
who is in here spreading pank eye???
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@NAKEYA
“@man so you don’t lick the box? If not, then I’m assuming you don’t expect head from your dates then right?”
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Oh no… they mouf built for sucking!
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You ain’t got to lie Craig…you eat cussy doc…
@USER
“Who knows how many dycks (and puzzies) she’s had in her mouf?
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so how you and Kim K gonna make this work then?
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I already know her number is less than the average chick out here!
Afiya and Hershey…Hershey moms do it too
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THis heffa.
Lawd have mercy!
Chan been in the game since 2001… I’m good..
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Good to see ya and chit. Keep doing you hunny. I still luhs ya and we miss yew. Dont be a stranger 
Ghul its me. Kdub/Who Dat.
@V DOT
“I don’t even like kissing
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I don’t think I would like you in the bedroom What do you do?
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I KNEW you had been dreaming about me in the bedroom.
I punish you with that dyck.
Fondle that body and everything. But my mouf? 
That’s for eating food and talking and that’s it.
Dubb you fawk with Chan for real
Dub let me make you laugh.. Did you read the cheap tip given to waiter post? Well one of our loyal roses confessed that she went to a place one time to treat her doorter and didn’t have enough money for a tip. She said when they left the lady came out like :contained hand and face: WHET YOU AIN’T LIKE ME SERVICE???!!! And she was like FOH I can’t give what I ain’t got and she went byke and got the lady fired. Or at least that’s my version of it
See my replies on this post #16 and #28. I can’t let this go. Ya’ll slayed me today.
VDot and Jenie said she should have stayed her tail at home if she couldn’t afford to eat out or had fast food :crying1: I got real tears reliving this
I actually would like someone to really tackle the subject more deeply.
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i initially read “tickle” the subject…
Hey boo.. I will start coming around more..I’m just super busy
@V DOT
“The article kind of touched on the implied homosexuality attributed to booty eating. I actually would like someone to really tackle the subject more deeply.
“Certainly, there are a number of straight men who privately enjoy receiving anilingus. If sex is about a loss of control and giving into pleasure, why is admitting that you enjoy a highly pleasurable act so rife with implications about your sexuality? The public expression of masculinity is one without much space for vulnerability; and, let’s face it, bending over in front of someone’s face is a fairly vulnerable position to be in.”
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Did EJ write this?
I see MAn still in here telling lies
I already know her number is less than the average chick out here!
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Rib of Chan says:
YOU ROLLED IN JUST LIKE ME LIKE…WTF…WE ON ONE EARLY!
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I was like salad tossing. I am a great reciever. Of…information.
Goodbye.
I am NOOOOT gone touch this KDubyachan…not gone does it! 
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I KNEW you had been dreaming about me in the bedroom.
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More like nightmares. We wouldn’t mesh
Mistaken. I am no where near that color
I roll with the jokes
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WAMP WAMP WAMP .. the r&b joke killlaaaa killaaaa killaaaaa
My bad. I don’t have linebacker shoulders either but hey
@V DOT
“I KNEW you had been dreaming about me in the bedroom.
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More like nightmares. We wouldn’t mesh
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I would be a “kept” man with you. Have you doing anything just to be with me. I know your type. You need to be restrained and taught a lesson.
VDot and Jenie said she should have stayed her tail at home if she couldn’t afford to eat out or had fast food :crying1: I got real tears reliving this
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Every time you talk about it, i end up crying laughing. Like forreal
I can’t stand you.
anilingus
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You need to be restrained and taught a lesson.
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and, let’s face it, bending over in front of someone’s face is a fairly vulnerable position to be in.”
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I don’t want my man bending over spreading it wide so I can lick it. Period. It is very much a vulnerable position, and in my mind you just turned yourself into a bottom and you want me to be a top. Uhh no. Sorry. But that’s just me.
Dubb you fawk with Chan for real
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The
? 
Dubb you fawk with Chan for real
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Why yes @Jenie. You’ve got MAIL (AOL voice)
VDot says:
VDot and Jenie said she should have stayed her tail at home if she couldn’t afford to eat out or had fast food :crying1: I got real tears reliving this
I can’t stand you.
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Every time you talk about it, i end up crying laughing. Like forreal
September 12, 2014 at 11:43 am
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I am NOOOOT gone touch this KDubyachan…not gone does it!
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Ribeye have yall met in person yet?
but you know Chan is a PK and preachers kids are known to be extra mannish.
Rib of Chan says:
Dubb you fawk with Chan for real
<<sends my sis @Jenie some signals with MY EYES
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Why yes @Jenie. You’ve got MAIL (AOL voice)
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Awwwwww shyt nah :woot: chile
Going to read cheap azz waiter post at direction of @Take. Hush @Wut. I AM a great rec’vr of information.
Hey Wut
MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT
says:
I am sew mad Let me catch my breathe. I right clicked on VDot’s a link and a huge tongue popped up with the huge title THE BOOTY EATING RENAISSANCE… Right at that moment somebody was walking behind me and my computer froze I was too scared to turn around but I heard them hesitate. To this day I do not know who it was. I am still sitting here real tight looking straight ahead…. But what I do know is they think I am about dat BOOTY EATING renaissance lifestyle
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Lawd jesus…:dead:
V I just had to pretend that I was yawning to cover up my dolphin laugh. How else can you cover up your mouth hanging open with a animal noise coming out and tears? :crying1: I bet if somebody saw me they was like
she practicing the stuff off the website she had up of the tongue. That’s her eat arse face 
@DUBB
“Dubb you fawk with Chan for real
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Why yes @Jenie.
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So he is “ok” with all the things I did to you?
That’s some REAL love right there.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
and, let’s face it, bending over in front of someone’s face is a fairly vulnerable position to be in.”
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I don’t want my man bending over spreading it wide so I can lick it.
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So vulgar
jeez…..
Yall are tripping today
I think Nakeya has tasted man-butt before….
I don’t want my man bending over spreading it wide so I can lick it.
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you dont lick balls either? cuz balls lay on top of buttcheeks. you be all up on them balls
and then waddaya know? tongue be done tripped and fell into a starfish 
but for a man its called punk meat, not starfish cuz once you get there they turn into punks. squealing and carrying on.
But y’all forget, Chan said he all about that mouth work. Congrats Dubb!!! I for one, am happy for you. You have a new testimony when you go to church with momma Dubb.
Lord thank you for sending Chan and his magical parts into my life. I will never have to put raw ground beef in his trunk. Amen 
Rib of Chan says:
Going to read cheap azz waiter post at direction of @Take. Hush @Wut. I AM a great rec’vr of information.
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That’s aaaaallllright :okay:
< — Radius arms (Ray for short) said he eat arse. He said he do it with almost no hands
WAKA WAKA WAKA
Sorry man. No I have not. And I don’t want to. I’m good.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I think Nakeya has tasted man-butt before….
September 12, 2014 at 11:49 am
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you dont lick balls either? cuz balls lay on top of buttcheeks. you be all up on them balls
and then waddaya know? tongue be done tripped and fell into a starfish 
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Taken that lil ninja arms
Ribeye have yall met in person yet?
but you know Chan is a PK and preachers kids are known to be extra mannish.
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Weekend of 27th he coming here. He is VERY mannish yet mannerable and whatnot. It is SO confusing Jesus. :crying1: Are we going to church or we laying up all day? A heffa NEED direction.
@user if I lick anywhere near his ass he might ray rice me. (Is it too soon for that? If so sorry)
I think Nakeya has tasted man-butt before….
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@NAKEYA
Naw….. I think you have and immediately regretted it.
I can sense these things. 
:stop: We cannot bring up Chan’s former e-life stories that are sesual in nature. It just seems impure and nasty now. Like hearing about my brother doing it
Are we going to church or we laying up all day? A heffa NEED direction.
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@Jennie man has a lot of nerve talking bout what he thinks I did. Meanwhile back at the ranch he all in some fat girls snatch not missing a drop, with some on his face talking about “my mouth don’t do that” Lmao. Its cool though. I’m here for the jokes.
I will never have to put raw ground beef in his trunk.
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:wallslide to hell:
@Dub I have a solution
You can get up and go to church early with the sunrise service…. Then you can 
rise at home the rest of the day
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@Jennie man has a lot of nerve talking bout what he thinks I did. Meanwhile back at the ranch he all in some fat girls snatch not missing a drop, with some on his face talking about “my mouth don’t do that” Lmao. Its cool though. I’m here for the jokes.
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Y’all still talking about eating azzes – if you love it great if not even better – seems like the azz lovers trying to get everybody to turn to the darkside….. (breaths hard like darth vadar)….ha ha ha ha
fell into a starfish
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Fanger near a nigga STARFISH…like WHOA! :headphones:
I dont think Black Rob will be mad I changed the lyrics.
Rib of Chan says:
Ribeye have yall met in person yet?
but you know Chan is a PK and preachers kids are known to be extra mannish.
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Weekend of 27th he coming here. He is VERY mannish yet mannerable and whatnot. It is SO confusing Jesus. :crying1: Are we going to church or we laying up all day? A heffa NEED direction.
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Awwww
Naw….. I think you have and immediately regretted it.
I can sense these things. 
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You must think I’m a Kim k out here. Well not really cuz she don’t regret shyt. I’d say if I did. I’ve done some things I do regret, but that’s not on the list. My sons father wanted it done…that was one of the problems we had. I was not freaky enough. :eyeroll:
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
Weekend of 27th he coming here. He is VERY mannish yet mannerable and whatnot. It is SO confusing Jesus. Are we going to church or we laying up all day? A heffa NEED direction
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*calenders marked* WE cant wait
@NAKEYA
“man has a lot of nerve talking bout what he thinks I did. Meanwhile back at the ranch he all in some fat girls snatch not missing a drop, with some on his face talking about “my mouth don’t do that” Lmao. Its cool though. I’m here for the jokes.”
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See, now hold up! :stop: I phucked ONE fat chick! And my mouf ain’t near bout go all up in and around her folds!
The phuck? 
At least I’m honest!
But yeah, I think you have tasted man-butt! In here talkin bout how “protective” your man is of his butt and how you don’t want him “bent over spreading his butt cheeks for you to taste it.”
1. He sounds protective of his butt cause you have prolly violated him and orally raped his azz. Caught him sleeping and just
<<gobbled his azz right on up.
2. Who describes something they "don't like" so vividly?? Talkin bout its "nasty" and then describing it like a starving person describe food. You prolly had some man-butt for breakfast!
seems like the azz lovers trying to get everybody to turn to the darkside….. (breaths hard like darth vadar)….ha ha ha ha
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Okay! :fistbump: So when did you get out the illuminati eating booty club? *passes you a breathe mint* for your Darth Vadar breathe*
So he is “ok” with all the things I did to you?
That’s some REAL love right there
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You know what?
Fawking
this fool here 
1. He sounds protective of his butt cause you have prolly violated him and orally raped his azz. Caught him sleeping and just
<<gobbled his azz right on up.
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OMG
I'm going to lunch on that note. I'll be checking in because yall are making my Friday 
think you have tasted man-butt!
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NakeyaJ is so sweet and innocent. Dont say that about her. It hurts MY feelings.
My sons father wanted it done…that was one of the problems we had. I was not freaky enough
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was he jamaican too?
they call it Batti-wash which sounds about as bad as anilingus.
This fool said gobbled his azz right on up
lol !
@MAN you say she like
I’m not the type to get involved in long relationships… taking trips and buy gifts I’m sorry I’m not having it….. (missing lyrics 
) you can just hit me on that late night tip… if you into licking booty I’m down with it 
*calenders marked* WE cant wait
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I know! BUT we have agreed that after THAT we caint say ish else.
*lip tremma cause I LOVE yall*
so Keya loves booty like a fat kid loves cake. Keya out here Fleece Johnson on a nikka?
Lmmfao @man. I can’t. Lol Lol. No sir i did not!!
Omg but its funny.
Makes the silent finger to eyes motion to Dub
I gotchu! I won’t say nothing else on here
:lipsneer: I got yo email
I know! BUT we have agreed that after THAT we caint say ish else.
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good cuz if yall dont like each other we are picking you in the divorce. sorry Chan
This fool said gobbled his azz right on up
lol !
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Thats the part that sent me over the edge
we are picking you in the divorce. sorry Chan
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Not Fleece Johnson
Dear God please make me a bird… so I can fly.. fly far far away
:lipsneer:
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we are picking you in the divorce.
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:crying1: <<< big ugly tears. Like how we had voted we was gonna keep Tiny (when we thought they was gonna divorce) and was like TI YO azz can go kick rocks someplace.
I got my new Mac lippies via UPS just now
I dont wear makeup at work but Im itching to go in the bathroom and try it out.
<<< big ugly tears. Like how we had voted we was gonna keep Tiny (when we thought they was gonna divorce) and was like TI YO azz can go kick rocks someplace.
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SummerBaby says:
Someone asked me to do this once I politely declined and never called again Im not feastin no mans hairy azz
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How did he ask?
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Dont make me relive this moment
I saw that tweet and I died laughing.