Bruce Jenner pumping gas SPL

The man formerly known as William Bruce Jenner is dead to the world. A California judge approved Jenner’s 10-day-old petition for a name and gender change. The process for transvestites to change their name and gender normally takes a year.

Jenner’s lawyer appeared before the judge in a Santa Monica courtroom to represent Jenner in his absence.

The judge quickly approved the name change to Caitlyn Marie Jenner, and his gender was changed to a woman — even though he still has male genitals.

The 65-year-old former Olympian can now apply for a driver’s license and social security card with his new personal information.

Jenner — a heterosexual male who is still sexually attracted to women — can now legally enter women’s public restrooms and locker rooms where he can get his jollies watching biological women disrobe.

Last week Jenner received more good news. He will not be charged in the vehicular murder of a California woman.

Isn’t this a great country?

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