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Looks like dudes to me!
Fox says Biden is running… le sigh
One of the most honest posts I’ve read in a while. 100% truth
This is the end I swear …..
She’s a he? He’s a she! She’s a he-she? So you saying the one on the left is a she but now a he? Because I would be straight-gay. I’m just sayin’.
That was born a girl chile
I think … hell Ion know
smh…I don’t even know where to begin. I’m just gonna sit here and wait for the comments, because I’m just so confused.
I’m confused
Did anyone click on the 5 signs article and read the comment section from 2 years ago? I’m tripping off of how it turned into black america and race. smh
*wanders through open post, lost like a mug*
See this why we getting undressed underneath the fluorescent lights n em so i know it’s real that schlong better not look like there’s stitches around it
Are those girls up there? Like for real? Why Jesus…just come back. I can’t take much more.
Yaaaaaay! If it’s true!
Are these female?
What about people with mama issues. My daddy is my best Fran. I don’t have these issues….
Question! I went out to lunch with a friend and her three year old daughter she just turned 3. Anyway this little girl was crying for boobies and my friend popped a boobies out and fed her while we’re eating lunch. I consider myself open minded but I didn’t want to see that and this little girl can speak really well is potty trained and can read. She didn’t have a sippy cup and did not eat any food…am I missing something?
Other than that Sew-Chin… he; I mean she… hell I mean she makes one hell of a male imposter and I am 100% NOT Gay, but he; I mean she… hell I mean she did that!!! #chest #tits #veins #etc
These menz-zez used to be womenz-zez?
That one on the left has huge ass hands. How do you change that? I think I just better go recycle one of my old boytoys and get married. It’s getting hard as hell out here for a single person…..male or female!!!!
Um they both fine. the one on the left is a model I believe and he has his deddy if I am not mistaken and they are close…
Si Senora
Yeah Ion like that shyt there chile …. but heaven forbid you tell them you’re uncomfortable …. they will think you’re crazy …. Ion wanna see that shyt while I’m eating …. what’s wrong with pumping and putting it in a bottle
They don’t know Squat LOL
Yes! I wouldn’t be able to tell. Smh.
um 3?!? NOpe to each their own but my nugget is almost 4 wif A LOT of TEEF…OOOO HELLLLL NAWWWWWW
Yur bish looks like she had a humdinger of ah weekend :crying1: :crying1:
The both look short as hell too …. like the Kevin Hart height
OMG WTH why are they both fine though. I swear to god now I gotta worry about pseudo peen as if dating isn’t hard enough smh.
You know it’s crazy that they have full on beards… I know real men that can’t grow beards.
They’re both handsome.
I wonder if they got penisis too? Wonder how they look? What’d they make em out of?
That’s some sick ass shyt to me. I think the mama be getting off on that shyt. Three years old is too damn old to still be sucking on the tit
WHALE Tooty Fruity on the right still looks confused. Man UP
lmao!
*kiss*
I would have said dont do this sis. period you have a right to feed your child but I have a right to say roll that titty back in the box.
Bishes walking around looking like niggas and niggas walking around looking like bishes. Vajayjays getting replace with peens and asses getting changed to ant booties…everyone walking around fake and want to be accepted…the world we live in smh…
Lmbo @ ant booties. Stop it.
Dead …
I saw a video where they have contests in Atlanta to see which stud looks most like a man. They parade around on stage and flex. I was mortified.
The 5 “3” girls are cutting up huh!!! Lol…
And here come the man made ovaries
I’m going to have to google gender re-assignment because I really need to know how you can tell the difference. There has to be a way to not get tricked. I mean does theirs shoot stuff out of it too? QTNA
You know times are hard when you have to ask somebody to pull their pants down on the first date to do a gender check. SCARY!!
I can tell by that it’s midget arms to the right ….
It’s just a titty…
They were born female and now they are male. I think we are trying to make this more complicated than it is.
It reminds me of when people are like “are you black, coloured, African American? I don’t know what to call you.”
I’m not paying this man’s rent. I’m not dating him. In the grand scheme of things, what he/she was born with and how he chooses to identify barely impacts me. Unless transgendered people are impacting my ability to win the lottery so I can quit work early and chill. I don’t give AF.
I keep scrolling back up to see if I can identify anything feminine about these two!!! Lol… Even their hands are masculine
You know that ain’t of God either lolololol
*jacked
I clicked on a “5 foods to avoid to avoid cancer”
#1 Microwave Popcorn
Lots of people enjoy popcorn and view it as a healthy snack alternative
when compared to tasty desserts like candy or ice cream. However, there
are plenty of reasons why you should avoid it. For starters, the lining
of microwave popcorn bags contains Perfluorooctanoic Acid (PFOA) which
has shown to increase instances of kidney, bladder, pancreas, liver and
testicular cancers.
Especially the bald one.
There has GOT to be a scar.. modern medicine is goodt but you can’t turn an outie to an innie without leaving a little mess LOLOL
I breastfed too until 12 months so I get it but it really disgusted me like are you really still eating and talking to me while you are breastfeeding your size 5 wearing toddler..shyt disgusted me and yes I would be called crazy for saying something.
I saw that too! ..scared the $#!+ out of me!
#2 Soda
Not only is soda considered a source of empty calories that contributes
to obesity, it also contains cancer-causing ingredients. Regular intake
of soda can contribute to inflammation, insulin-resistance and
gastro-esophageal reflux disease. The artificial food dyes and the
chemical Derivative 4-Methylimidazole (4-MI) have been directly linked
to cancer through numerous studies.
Is anything damn healthy ugh
Your friend need to get a man that likes sucking titties because apparently she is getting just as much of a thrill out of it as the child!!!
#3 Processed Meats
#4 Farmed Salmon
The do something with the cl it to make a paynus
I just got through watching #Questions on YT. Whew Americans are some stupid individuals. Some of the questions I understand being confused on or maybe just not knowing. But 13-50 and when was Frederick Douglas president? No excuse.
Apparently not. And this list says 11, not 5
LOL
#5 Potato Chips
Potato chips are delicious, but I don’t think there’s anyone that feels
great after eating an entire bag! Not only are they loaded with tons of
sodium and trans fats that contribute to obesity, they’re also full of
artificial flavors, food coloring and preservatives. During the
potato-chip making process, they are cooked at extremely high
temperatures to make them crispy, but an unfortunate side-effect of this
process is the creation of a material called Acrylamide – a known
carcinogen also found in cigarettes.
Oh
I wonder if the chick on the right picture has tissue paper in her shoes so her feet look bigger!!!
But how small of a scar though? And scars fade. I mean if you had your surge 15/20 years ago. Smh…
But how small of a scar though? And scars fade. I mean if you had your surge 15/20 years ago. Smh…
#6 Non-Organic Fruits
Most people think of fruit as a healthy addition to their diets, and in
some cases they would be correct. Unfortunately the fact is that fruits
which aren’t organic are grown using unnatural farming methods that
involve pesticides and high nitrogen-containing fertilizers. One of the
pesticides – called Atrizine – is already banned in Europe but is still
actively used on U.S. farms.
#6 Non-Organic Fruits
Most people think of fruit as a healthy addition to their diets, and in
some cases they would be correct. Unfortunately the fact is that fruits
which aren’t organic are grown using unnatural farming methods that
involve pesticides and high nitrogen-containing fertilizers. One of the
pesticides – called Atrizine – is already banned in Europe but is still
actively used on U.S. farms.
Yes!!! Lol…
Yes!!! Lol…
Girrrrrrrrrllllll when I say I just SMH at that! The one (of many) question that had me weak was: If Y-E-S spells YES, then what does E-Y-E-S spell? OMG I was in tears.
Girrrrrrrrrllllll when I say I just SMH at that! The one (of many) question that had me weak was: If Y-E-S spells YES, then what does E-Y-E-S spell? OMG I was in tears.
Remember Aunt Fanny in that robots movie?
Remember Aunt Fanny in that robots movie?
Okay, just don’t eat
Because everything is listed
Okay, just don’t eat
Because everything is listed
Lmbo…see I’m trying to give them the benefit of the doubt. Like maybe you are just caught up and get confused. But chile…smh…they were all like E-Yes! And then they get mad when he’s like nah.
Lmbo…see I’m trying to give them the benefit of the doubt. Like maybe you are just caught up and get confused. But chile…smh…they were all like E-Yes! And then they get mad when he’s like nah.
Are there no transgenders in the world with good daddies? Wasn’t Sonny Bono hands on?
Are there no transgenders in the world with good daddies? Wasn’t Sonny Bono hands on?
Folks bet not be eating ANY FARM RAISED fish! ICK! Hell, you shouldn’t want anything out of these oceans anyway. IF you’re gonna eat fish, make sure it’s “wild caught”.
Folks bet not be eating ANY FARM RAISED fish! ICK! Hell, you shouldn’t want anything out of these oceans anyway. IF you’re gonna eat fish, make sure it’s “wild caught”.
That’d be a Mighty small Duck
That’d be a Mighty small Duck
So glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that. LOL
So glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that. LOL
Chile about 6 employees in here have the mono disease what I wanna know is if it’s only transmitted through bodily fluids how come they all have it? aunty where u at ? U think they all kissing each other in the synagogues n chit
Chile about 6 employees in here have the mono disease what I wanna know is if it’s only transmitted through bodily fluids how come they all have it? aunty where u at ? U think they all kissing each other in the synagogues n chit
And STOP EATING “seedless” anything. They need seeds to grow. Seedless watermelon. Seedless grapes, oranges, etc. No way!
And STOP EATING “seedless” anything. They need seeds to grow. Seedless watermelon. Seedless grapes, oranges, etc. No way!
He DEADT sis, that means it doesn’t count. smh
Why do you ask logical questions knowing damn well it doesn’t belong here?
He DEADT sis, that means it doesn’t count. smh
Why do you ask logical questions knowing damn well it doesn’t belong here?
I was like how in the hell did I get to this part of YouTube??
I was like how in the hell did I get to this part of YouTube??
Im thinking 9-5 work…5:01 until they swanging in your office LOL
Im thinking 9-5 work…5:01 until they swanging in your office LOL
Farmed salmon?? I need more details, please. I tear some salmon up. All of the other items I already weened off.
Farmed salmon?? I need more details, please. I tear some salmon up. All of the other items I already weened off.
RIGHT! LOL
RIGHT! LOL
Hey, I remember reading of a yt blues/jazz musician, that was a woman..but lived life as a man. This was before the surgeries and stuff was avaliable.
Anyway, he(she) used to just bind her breasts…and use a strap on. Even GOT MARRIED….to a woman that already had kids (I think.)
Anyway…one day when he(she) was older…he had a heart attack at the kitchen table…and his son called the ambulance…and the ambulance attendee asked the son something like “How long has she been in pain?
And the son was like…”That’s not a she..that’s my DAD.”
The amb att..was like no..see ..and showed the son the taped down breasts.
Hey, I remember reading of a yt blues/jazz musician, that was a woman..but lived life as a man. This was before the surgeries and stuff was avaliable.
Anyway, he(she) used to just bind her breasts…and use a strap on. Even GOT MARRIED….to a woman that already had kids (I think.)
Anyway…one day when he(she) was older…he had a heart attack at the kitchen table…and his son called the ambulance…and the ambulance attendee asked the son something like “How long has she been in pain?
And the son was like…”That’s not a she..that’s my DAD.”
The amb att..was like no..see ..and showed the son the taped down breasts.
Chile you know I’m militant.
Chile you know I’m militant.
Sharing utensils/lip balm/lipstick, water fountains, etc. White people will drink after one another in a heartbeat.
Sharing utensils/lip balm/lipstick, water fountains, etc. White people will drink after one another in a heartbeat.
The son is probably in therapy as we speak.
The son is probably in therapy as we speak.
Strolls in rubbing hands together..WELL WELL WEEEELLL..WUT HAS FINALLY CAUGHT AN OPEN POST HUH…bwahahahahahaaaaahhhh!!!
Strolls in rubbing hands together..WELL WELL WEEEELLL..WUT HAS FINALLY CAUGHT AN OPEN POST HUH…bwahahahahahaaaaahhhh!!!
I feel…FIGHT THE POWER
I feel…FIGHT THE POWER
So ol girl up top is trying to look like Jamal *confused*
So ol girl up top is trying to look like Jamal *confused*
Before he ranned into that tree and managed to die I think so.
Before he ranned into that tree and managed to die I think so.
I done ate all the grapes
That baby gonna come home from school/sitter and be madt!
I’m gonna have to go and get some more … le sigh
I done ate all the grapes
That baby gonna come home from school/sitter and be madt!
I’m gonna have to go and get some more … le sigh
Chile….even his MOTHER Didn’t know. Had NO clue. She’d been married to another woman for umpteen years. Said they never made love in the light.
Chile….even his MOTHER Didn’t know. Had NO clue. She’d been married to another woman for umpteen years. Said they never made love in the light.
Wild caught salmon is becoming increasingly more available now. Whole foods has it, of course, but now supermarket chains are stocking it too at lower price points.
Wild caught salmon is becoming increasingly more available now. Whole foods has it, of course, but now supermarket chains are stocking it too at lower price points.
So it’s the single mamas fault yet agane that these two up top took being a bulldagger too damn far huh? ?
So it’s the single mamas fault yet agane that these two up top took being a bulldagger too damn far huh? ?
hahah…ol girl on the left kinda looks like Common.
hahah…ol girl on the left kinda looks like Common.
child, we already know Monsanto is the debil! :shakes fist:
child, we already know Monsanto is the debil! :shakes fist:
Why the one in the tan shirt look like half his chest is male the other an B cup?????
Why the one in the tan shirt look like half his chest is male the other an B cup?????
She never touched it…or kissed it. Or felt her chest. She must have been slow as hell.
She never touched it…or kissed it. Or felt her chest. She must have been slow as hell.
Farmed fish period. I don’t do it. Nor shrimp.
It’s WILD CAUGHT…or nuthing! *stomps foot*
Farmed fish period. I don’t do it. Nor shrimp.
It’s WILD CAUGHT…or nuthing! *stomps foot*
I just typed this.
Stop stealing.
*jumps on ya back*
I just typed this.
Stop stealing.
*jumps on ya back*
Two “veteran” Chicago Police officers were put on desk duty, and is now being investigated for “c h i l e p- 0 – r – n- a – g – r – a phy” and trafficking a 14 year old girl. Reports says that there may be more victims involved, as well as more officers. I always wondered if some policemen were involved in the trafficking epidemic that’s going on, because their position of “POWER” makes it VERY easy for them to do so.
Two “veteran” Chicago Police officers were put on desk duty, and is now being investigated for “c h i l e p- 0 – r – n- a – g – r – a phy” and trafficking a 14 year old girl. Reports says that there may be more victims involved, as well as more officers. I always wondered if some policemen were involved in the trafficking epidemic that’s going on, because their position of “POWER” makes it VERY easy for them to do so.
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I too thought ‘buddy’ on the right looked a lil ‘soft’
I too thought ‘buddy’ on the right looked a lil ‘soft’
Well if the peen work gone and ride it.
Well if the peen work gone and ride it.
Desk duty. Smdh.
Desk duty. Smdh.
Back to Jiffy Pop for my household. Big mama ain’t here for the c-word.
Back to Jiffy Pop for my household. Big mama ain’t here for the c-word.
ouch *winces* …they turnt their petals into stamens????!!!
ouch *winces* …they turnt their petals into stamens????!!!
That is RETARDED!
That is RETARDED!
Duck… LMAO!
Duck… LMAO!
Too many of those mofos are woman height. I’ll take Brittney Griner thank you. I’m sure I can beat her too so it’s cool if I got to fight her.
Too many of those mofos are woman height. I’ll take Brittney Griner thank you. I’m sure I can beat her too so it’s cool if I got to fight her.
Okay, I have to get with that then. Thank you. I need my omega fats!
Okay, I have to get with that then. Thank you. I need my omega fats!
Cool. I like ole Joe. He shoot from the hip.
Cool. I like ole Joe. He shoot from the hip.
Here it is!! And there’s a pic of him below.
William Lee “Billy” Tipton (born Dorothy Lucille Tipton, December 29, 1914 – January 21, 1989) was an American jazz musician and bandleader. He is also notable for the postmortem discovery that although he lived his adult life as a man, he was assigned female at birth.
For seven years, Tipton lived with Betty Cox, who was 19 when they became involved. Cox remembered Tipton as “the most fantastic love of my life.” Tipton kept the secret of his extrinsic sexual characteristics from Betty by inventing a story of having been in a serious car accident resulting in damaged genitals and broken ribs, and that it was necessary to bind the damaged chest to protect it. From then on, this was what he would tell the women in his life.
Here it is!! And there’s a pic of him below.
William Lee “Billy” Tipton (born Dorothy Lucille Tipton, December 29, 1914 – January 21, 1989) was an American jazz musician and bandleader. He is also notable for the postmortem discovery that although he lived his adult life as a man, he was assigned female at birth.
For seven years, Tipton lived with Betty Cox, who was 19 when they became involved. Cox remembered Tipton as “the most fantastic love of my life.” Tipton kept the secret of his extrinsic sexual characteristics from Betty by inventing a story of having been in a serious car accident resulting in damaged genitals and broken ribs, and that it was necessary to bind the damaged chest to protect it. From then on, this was what he would tell the women in his life.
Thank you for sharing!!! You get the “Comment of the Day Award”… I just copied and paste all of them and posted them on my Facebook page to help others!!!
Thank you for sharing!!! You get the “Comment of the Day Award”… I just copied and paste all of them and posted them on my Facebook page to help others!!!
Yes – but be careful, because “wild caught” fish may have worms, and that is considered “naturally occurring”. Friend of mine bought “wild” salmon at Costco & was shocked to see a live worm, and was told that it would be “safe to eat” if cooked to a certain temp.
Yes – but be careful, because “wild caught” fish may have worms, and that is considered “naturally occurring”. Friend of mine bought “wild” salmon at Costco & was shocked to see a live worm, and was told that it would be “safe to eat” if cooked to a certain temp.
ROFL!!! what in the world, Bird!
ROFL!!! what in the world, Bird!
Hey Blaq!!!
I posted a lil more uptop.
Hey Blaq!!!
I posted a lil more uptop.
????
????
IgNant
IgNant
From Seattle or Oregon someplace right?
From Seattle or Oregon someplace right?
True, you hear more about worms with ‘white’ fish, but ain’t none of this food loyal, lol!
True, you hear more about worms with ‘white’ fish, but ain’t none of this food loyal, lol!
??? that’s sums it up cus the boss had it back in August not 6 employees ? Chile somebody got a raise somewhere and they paying for it now lmao
??? that’s sums it up cus the boss had it back in August not 6 employees ? Chile somebody got a raise somewhere and they paying for it now lmao
And when she died they found out
And when she died they found out
Hellll nah. Who knows what kind of trichloroacetic acid could be leaking out of that bad boy. End up with third degree burns and mess. I already am mad paranoid I don’t need that added stress in my life.
Hellll nah. Who knows what kind of trichloroacetic acid could be leaking out of that bad boy. End up with third degree burns and mess. I already am mad paranoid I don’t need that added stress in my life.
man the world is crazy, dudes out here looking like top models and chicks out here looking like they want to shoot the ones… sigh shit crazy
man the world is crazy, dudes out here looking like top models and chicks out here looking like they want to shoot the ones… sigh shit crazy
Can’t even do it right!
Can’t even do it right!
WHALE who was the Daddy? Da fugg
WHALE who was the Daddy? Da fugg
Both were born girls.
Both were born girls.
I need an at home DNA chromosome test so I can find out before anything happens whether you are XX or XY.
I need an at home DNA chromosome test so I can find out before anything happens whether you are XX or XY.
Iono..I’m reading but they don’t come right out and say.
Iono..I’m reading but they don’t come right out and say.
All of it. Had played with mad famous folks. Yesss.
Her ass ain’t have no daddy tho Whang. It was her mama fault prolly
All of it. Had played with mad famous folks. Yesss.
Her ass ain’t have no daddy tho Whang. It was her mama fault prolly
Ohhhh. Smart lie on his part but the girl was 19 so she was naive.
Ohhhh. Smart lie on his part but the girl was 19 so she was naive.
lol
lol
True Dub
True Dub
They sharing something alright
They sharing something alright
Wait those women????
Wait those women????
Lmbo… uhhh the “wife” already had kids.
Lmbo… uhhh the “wife” already had kids.
Wow. They both look like men
Wow. They both look like men
I so hope that crap was a joke!!!
I so hope that crap was a joke!!!
OH
Tell me something!
OH
Tell me something!
Canned tuna too.
I hate canned anything…but canned tuna is allegedly safe.
Canned tuna too.
I hate canned anything…but canned tuna is allegedly safe.
#BlackLivesMatter #AnthonyMackieCanEatABowlOfPinkPeckers??
#BlackLivesMatter #AnthonyMackieCanEatABowlOfPinkPeckers??
Lmbo. I busted out laughing when I read your post though. lol.
Lmbo. I busted out laughing when I read your post though. lol.
What did Anthony do?
What did Anthony do?
Women?? Look like the Smollett brothers to me??
Women?? Look like the Smollett brothers to me??
That’s modern medicine for you.
That’s modern medicine for you.
Hey, I saw on an HBO special..that the dr’s advise the patient to go wayyyyyy larger…because after surgery…they ALWAYS have to have inches removed.
So if they want a 7 inch penis…they tell them to make it 9-10 inches.
Fascinating.
Hey, I saw on an HBO special..that the dr’s advise the patient to go wayyyyyy larger…because after surgery…they ALWAYS have to have inches removed.
So if they want a 7 inch penis…they tell them to make it 9-10 inches.
Fascinating.
some of them use a pump to make the dack ‘hard’. Pumps up via the balls.
some of them use a pump to make the dack ‘hard’. Pumps up via the balls.
That’s nuthin chile.
NunC Drew has one. AND sideburns.
That’s nuthin chile.
NunC Drew has one. AND sideburns.
I read about it but haven’t seen it. Apparently the body doesn’t like it because there are issues with the body rejecting it (killing the tissue).
I read about it but haven’t seen it. Apparently the body doesn’t like it because there are issues with the body rejecting it (killing the tissue).
Please, as if there’s a line at your door???
I would’ve just assumed he was ghey.
Think of the mental hoops you have to jump through. You can never slip up and call her ‘she’, ‘her’, ‘girl’ or anything feminine. These women can be more emotional and more aggressive (violent) than men. Good luck to you.
I see.
Right.
Have you ever seen what chest binders do to these chicks?
Spokane. Reason I asked…this person was part of whole PacNorthwest jazz scene. Quincy. Ray. Jelly Roll Morton etc. I read this ish years back and was like?. They shole was high off God knows what playing that jazz in that cold rainy patch of America. ?
Lol. Who is NunC Drew?
Kinda like waist training for titties huh?
Me too but I will eat tuna.
LOL..she’s gonna swoop over here and pop me..watch.
Menapause#
Oh my goodness…that is so gross. Yuck.
Gotta finish this laundry before bae comes home. Really don’t feel like it. Lol
Y’all getting candy for the trick or treaters? If so, what kind? If not, why not?
that’s the shyt that scares me. I’d be ready to lay the smack down on that bitch.
Chile?? He’s team Trump?? It’s ok. The melanin deprived are crafty?? They convert many of us every year? Stay strong Sista, don’t be fooled??
I think they’re called lace front beards.
I buy candy every year and the kids come less and less. Kids r missing out. Most dont even dress up anymore
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Hey bewskie …. <3
Yep, I eat quite a bit of salmon myself, and I now I’m starting on flaxseed (so maybe my FUPA will also benefit)…
Ironic coming from flatchestisia? I’m sure folks have been confused by you a time or two??
Umm, those are MEN, if yall tell me different, carry me on lord, CARRY ME ON,
Man I’m eating yo
Aww maybe a sign of the times? Parents can’t afford costumes prolly.
But since you buying…i like Twix
So nobody in here watches Homeland on Showtime? Ok, what about Survivors Remorse
I watch Homeland but I’m not caught up with this season.
I’m your Deddy???
I. WAS. NOT. READY.
whose big ol’ foot done put a hole in the blog floor boards ??!!!
No. I don’t celebrate Halloween and kids are too fat nowadays anyway. They don’t need all of that sugar. Lbvs.
LMAO at carry me home!
Idk a lot of kids tend to hit the mall or community centers for candy. I used to love going in the neighborhood
All of those testosterone pills they take
Oh ok. Thanks for telling me. Hadn’t heard that yet.
Why don’t you celebrate it? For fat kids I would give out apples
Hey luv?? Happy Melanin Monday?? #BlackIsBeautiful??
The one on the left has a female pelvic bone. Notice how high her hip bones are? Men have lower, more narrow pelvic bones. It’s easy to tell the difference.
No my line could never compete with the one you and your mama have. Not everyone can have a vajayjay or arse that echos when you breathe on it.
Sooooo, those are men right?
lmao.
ROFL!
Apples cost too much…and I don’t celebrate Halloween. But I will go to Walmart the day AFTER Halloween and buy all of the candy at 50%-75% off.
Told ya ….. Americans
GAHHHHH-ross!!
Da Brat a dad
Me too esp the white areas
Bwahahaha! The Democrats are sure to lose now! Joe Biden is a clown. I can’t wait until he starts talking. Why do you think his handlers won’t allow him near a microphone?
Ahh hell…not Mr. Mackie
No, chile.
Lawd…dead.
I have been fooled twice by transsexuals.
The first time, I was on the lakefront when this beautiful woman, who was a deadringer for Vanity, started flirting with me.
I was really impressed with her beauty, because she wasn’t wearing any makeup. I was floored when a friend informed that “she” was a man.
The second time happened at a gay bar. I leaning against the wall when this guy walked in, giving me singer Christopher Williams.
Since I’m not shy, I followed “him” to bar and bought him a drink. When “he” opened his mouth to thank me, I realized “he” was a she!
Give em pkgs of frozen veggies or chia seeds.
True, both Mom and I are very popular???
Why not: Imma be getting my own adult party on for Halloween. Pure in another city
This year Halloween fell on a weekend.
Me and bae turning up!?
It sure is … did you catch up on the show last night ?
Lol! My mama wouldn’t let us celebrate Halloween or read Harry Potter til we were teens. Said they were both demonic. Now that I’m older I’m like it’s all in jest.
But ima move forward swiftly before Redeemed pop out the woodwork
Yes.
Men who used to be women.
Kids just don’t go out as much period. I was watching this nature valleys (the crunchy granola bars) comparing what older generations liked to do for fun versus this current one and all of them were like video games, texting.
I’m confused… are you a gay dude?
I disagree. They look really “soft” in the face. Almost like they are trying too hard.
yeah, I buy candy, but hardly any kids come by. one year I had a group of ‘kids’ who looked so old, as I was passing out candy to them I casually asked, ‘so what time yall gotta be at work tomorrow?’ LOL!
Lol…you’re playing right? Frozen vegetables. Lmbo. Stop.
Lol.
Nooooo, probably tonight,,,Maybe tomorrow. I’m actually behind on several shows?
Mr. Nasty Time *raisez roof*
I was thinking it … you said it…. I was wondering myself
Hey 100.
Usually they work on the voice (both men/women).
Are you sure the guy was a former woman? Just askin.
Cuz I’ve met dudes with HELLA feminine voices…think MJ soft.
I thought this was a kinda sweet story on Lamar even though we know there hasn’t been a happy ending so far.
(CNN) – I first met Lamar Odom back in 2000. I was a producer for an ESPN show called “The Life” and we were out in Los Angeles to shoot a segment with him. He was playing with the LA Clippers then, living the rags-to-riches story of a city kid who made it off the playground and into the big-time. And we wanted to show fans how Lamar — beautiful, talented and rich — was living every man’s dream.
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The problem was it wasn’t Lamar’s dream.
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“I hate it out here. I do not want to be here … you have to drive every place, the traffic is horrible and the people are fake. I hate fake people,” I recall Lamar saying that summer day. He did not look happy at all.
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Lamar Odom never wanted Hollywood. He just wanted to play ball, to be a basketball star, a legend.
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But somehow his dream veered terribly off track. Blindsided by the harsh lights, the soft-spoken, overly-polite basketball phenom from Queens, lost his way out in la-la land.
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And today, Odom, a two-time NBA champion with the LA Lakers and estranged husband of Khloe Kardashian was reportedly barely holding onto life after he was found unconscious at a legal Nevada brothel, the Love Ranch, where he had apparently partied for three days. Authorities there said that Odom had used cocaine and an employee at the brothel told 911 operators that she’d seen him ingest more than 10 herbal supplements over his visit there, apparently used to enhance his sexual performance.
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It’s a sad, tawdry tale that reads more like part of the tacky reality TV script that became his life. And I can’t help feeling that the Lamar I knew deserved better than this. I know he wanted more than this for his life.
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I didn’t know the reality star Lamar — the guy whose life became a mockery in front of millions of Americans with his roles in “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” and then “Khloe & Lamar.” I never could stand to watch those shows. I didn’t want to see what had happened to Lamar’s life.
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I’d had a taste of it on that trip for ESPN. “I wanted to play ball back East, closer to home. I don’t fit in here,” he told us then in a moment of rare honesty as he chauffeured my crew around in his shiny new SUV. But we ignored his pain. No one wanted to hear his problems. My assignment was to tell a happy story so we kept the conversation light, as we stopped at Lamar’s favorite designer shopping malls and fancy sidewalk cafes, filled with too many three-second celebrities to count.
*
I wonder now when Lamar, who was so self-aware at only 20 years old, lost his ability to tell the difference between the pretenders and the genuine people who cared about him and wanted him to succeed. Where were the people who saw him as more than just a commodity?
And if I’m honest, I know that I was no better than those users that day — too caught up in my career and pleasing my bosses to care about Lamar’s problems.
*
Lamar was drafted by the NBA in 1999, and his road to the league had not been easy. Throughout his high school years, according to an article in the New York Times, he’d been chased by seedy scouts and faced harsh media scrutiny. He’d transferred to three different schools during his senior year in high school and then was forced to leave Nevada-Las
Vegas University after he was involved in a test-score scandal. Odom ended up at University of Rhode Island and entered the NBA draft after his first year there.
*
When I met him in 2000, there were already whispers that Lamar liked to smoke a little too much weed. And soon the drug rumors grew louder as he was fined for abusing the NBA drug policy two times in his first four seasons.
*
By the time I met up with him in L.A., Lamar clearly understood the TV game. He put his problems aside, cranked up his favorite song — R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly,” and smiled for the cameras. And we all pretended it was just another beautiful day. But I knew something was wrong, especially after an agitated Lamar, who had just gotten his license days earlier, crashed his SUV in the mall parking lot. Little damage was done but Lamar seemed to be struggling.
*
Our paths would cross over the years at basketball games, parties and other events and I wondered how he was doing. After reaching the height of his professional basketball career with the Lakers in 2011 he was traded to Dallas. He bounced around the league and played overseas before retiring in 2014. And the downward spiral of his life and problems with his addiction appeared to continue.
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“I wish he had just come home and surrounded himself with the genuine, loving people who have been there for you from the beginning,” Erick Barkley, a former teammate at Christ the King Regional High School in Queens, told the Times.
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None of us can know how our later years will pass. My prayer for Lamar is that he will find peace.
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That he will find the comfort he was seeking when he sang his favorite song the day I met him:
“I used to think that I could not go on;
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And life was nothing but an awful song;
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But now I know the meaning of true love;
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I’m leaning on the everlasting arms.”
their parents will prob throw them out (razors)
Going on up yonder, thanks whang,whang
I would be so pissed off if I ordered beef and someone showed up with Twinkies!
If I let my kids play video games everyday they will. For hours and that baffles me. I make them turn the game off
Because he’s HILARIOUS! and I agree, he does shoot straight from the hip
Cut all my premium channels off until game of thrones is back on lolol
lmao!!!!!
Y’all know I’m silly
I’m already. Gone on up yonder….to see My King
Idk who I like more Michael Myers or Freddy
My co-worker. Bish is NASTY!
make sure you watch … you want be disappointed
lawd they got Ant’? well bless his hort, smh
)
(hey Boo!
I sweat bricks if I meet a woman who has a little bass in her voice. I panic.
Hatechu. #faceplant
Breast milk is the best milk for humans. It would be best for us if we could drink it our whole life if we just gotta be drinking milk our whole life. No other animal does. We make it taboo by choice.
Right. I don’t get it. And i mean I grew up during the height of them but we got bored and went out for fresh air still. I loved riding my bike more than anything and playing hide n seek. They have zero imagination anymore.
NOPE!
Lol, smh @ u sandra
for me Freddy … something about him in ya dreams …. Mike never scared me for some reason lol
ROFL!
I figured as much since ya’ll are open like 7-11.
Uhhh or maybe a gay girl. The lakefront story is confusing. Or maybe a bi dude. It’s tew murch.
*Didnt pay cable bill because church threatened you about missing 3 tithes in a row, Yeen gotta lie???
Mrs. Doubtfire! Love that movie.
You will love Donald Trump as president. He shoots from the hip, too.
Exactly and people will fuggin’ lie to you. Knowing better. So now you have to interview first grade teachers and shyt cause the family gone lie because they fear they aren’t being supportive if they tell the truth.
But wait…what if you’d been married for YEARS tho?
I think I’d lose the lil bit of mind I have left.
i know the one o the right is a woman, I seen a pic with the scars over where her tatas were
I’m confused on so much these days
Line has been extra long lately huh?
Bren u stoooopid, LV Jen alone, u is crazy as hell, lmaooooooo
That is my song….
If anybody ask you, (If anybody ask you)
Where I am going (Where I am going)
Tell ’em I’m going up yonder (Going up a yonder)
To be with my Lord
Biden need to sat down somewhere
Mike Myers. I used to hear that music sometimes when I was home alone. Almost scared myself to death.
Speaking of gay… I caught up on HTGAWM yesterday… WHY Viola had to be bi-sexual!!! I mean REALLY!!! I was like what the hell?!!!
I just started with flaxseed too. For the FUPA you have to cut all the way back on starches.
I’m shole glad I enjoy being a girl (’cause if’n I had to ‘train’ these… *trails off*)
When it’s “farm raised, it’s is a CROWDED/kiddie pool and they feed it ANYTHING! When it’s “wild caught”, it’s out in the ocean…….free.
Lol pretty sure he is a gay dude yep (excuse me for speaking g on our behalf @100)
*barf*
So true.
Yup, you might get to the room and she whips that dack out on you. What do you do then?
or maybe the ‘milk’ industry made it taboo so we could continue sucking cow tits all in the name of ‘calcium’
Freddy. Freddy is always better because he’s funny and he mind effs you
I like Mike. He don’t talk or tease. Just gets straight to the slashing.
Smartypants does not advocate violence especially not on this here family blog.
OWF OF MEH! LMAO
same thing happened here in dc with cops prostituting young girls (but they didn’t get desk duty, and one drowned himself in the Potomac river)
I was in a store at Phipps when a young, cute salesgirl caught my eye. She had that Beyonce vibe going for her. She came over to me and asked me if I needed any assistance. I hope she didn’t see the panic in my face when she started talking. I quickly told her, “no, thank you!”
I tried to watch Survivors Remorse and every other word was a curse word… I changed the channel and never previous channel back!!!
Girl…..
I mean am I the only one that was a little disappointed in that
Slashers don’t scare me demonic entities do though …. spirits … things that appear in dreams stuff like that
Big Sista oh Gorrrrrgeous one?? Happy Melanin Monday?? How the fûck are ya? How’s yo hubby? The kids? The family? The extended family? How’s that Arab dude at the liquor store that gives you a deal on BlknMilds? Feels like we rarely get to chat? Speaking of which, I’m gonna bounce…Have a meeting @ 2 with the big wigs…Lots of dough on the line…Pray for a bish?? Imma put on the koolaidEish of koolaid smiles to convince these Jews to invest. Yaaaaaas, and what?! I’m still hollerin #BlackLivesMatter?? ?? Ya???
I watched ONE episode of Survivor’s Remorse Saturday. It was pretty alright. I don’t have that channel at home, so I probably won’t see it again.
Ion share chit with folks. NO-BOT-DEE.
I won’t even eat/drink after my hubby.
Not surprised…Shonda appears to be pushing the gay agenda pretty hard.
Lmaoooooo, girl bye..
She’s a great actress but she sucks as a lesbian.
Just caught a trailer for the new season RHOA. I didn’t know Sheree was going to be on there. And Tootie looks so young. You go girl.
WHat he do?
Guess ppl will have to inspect genitalia with magnifying glasses from now on.
KML!!! Auntie that sex scene did kind of make my stomach turn!!! Lol… Ugh!!!
YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! RIP Robin Williams
BOTH ARE GIRLS??????????? like for real? Are we sure?
The fact that he’s silent is what gets me. Like….breh.
Half of Freddy films be the chase or ppl scared to fall asleep which makes it a lil snoozefest. (chuckle)
Chile one time one of my co-workers was cutting a cake…and some cake got on her grubby fangas..and she gonna lick the cake off her fangas..then used them SAME fangas to touch the tip of the cake pieces as she doled them out.
Then gonna ask me “You sure you don’t want any???”
Oh is that your boo?
Oh that’s not for me. I was just kidding. I can’t see me going “there”.
smh, you and VDot, always doing the extra credit
The last episode was the only one I’ve seen this season. I’m glad I missed the sex scene.
yup Freddy plus the dream thing is way scarier.
Yes she is!!! No show is “man with a woman” safe anymore!!! I blame Adam and Eve eating off that durn tree!!! Bastards…
Girl it’s the devil’s day.
Yes..You havent read story of big DR dack.
Chile yo FUPA ain’t goin nowhere.
It done signed a lease an errythang. Planted a garden…put up a mailbox.
Yes, we are sure.
Open like 7/11 and lubed like Jiffy?? We stay ready??
I keep waiting for Callie (Grey’s Anatomy) to get a MAN grrrr… she was just supposed to be Bi now let her get some dack back
Exactly and I don’t condone violence but I could understand why someone would flip out.
Looking at these pics, to me, they are unclockable. I would be extremely upset to find out my man had been born a woman. Straight deception.
No. I think it threw everyone for a loop lol
But I hope we see more of Nate, or as Black Twitter calls him, Raheem! Lol
Hell all I see Mike as a dude with mask …. caught with me I can fugg him up … take a machete cut his leg off … stab his balls ….. but those demonic movies chile …. althrough after the 2 nd Freddy he never scared me again …. but Mike never did …. that’s like watching scream for me lol
Yeah me too…
Be happy you did!!! Her hard hands and crusty lips were creepy!!! Lol…
Hell as a child I had my own dreams bout Freddy chile ….
Amen.
No. I missed that.
you say her heart not in it? ROFL!
Mike don’t die though.
You think Auntie would say “Take care hun?”
LMAO
Now I know how the fellas feel chile
Auntie, but the voice doesn’t mean anything. Lots of women have deep, sultry voices.
this world…
Jason was scarier than Mike Myers to me.
He will with my azz … give me an hour …. he may wish he was dead
DACK so big he couldnt do NATHAN with it
These are women? Really? We are 100% sure of that fact? I mean because…REALLY?
That is Shonda I believe living out her fantasies. LOL. But I don’t mind it…it adds to Annalise’s complexities. Just be thankful its not Frank..with his sexy self!
*cackle*
#ignut
That 1st joint still good n scary after all these years. RIP Wes Craven
Yep …. another blog did a write up on the one on the right …. female …. the one of the left look like the chick coming out with the reality show … could be wrong though
I just wanna spend time with him, Lemond Bishop from the good wife and remy from HoC. I love my black men
It was not sexy at all. LOL
It was hard to believe the one on the left was a chick, however on his instagram page he has pics of him going through the transition…. its wild out here!!!
u just gave me visuals of D’Angelo’s How Does It Feel Video
That V was everything 
Lol. You are funny.
I vote for that little freaky girl Samara Morgan.
lololol
She is definitely not bi-sexual or gay that is for sure!!! She looked very uncomfortable in that scene.
You talmbout orphan??
Are those seal flippers?
Girl that durn Frank is one fine, sexy, let me shut my mouth!!! Lol
Its not the same as being black, coloured, or African American… not the same at all! That confusion and this confusion are on two different playing fields!
Girl it probably made some gay people straight!!! Lol…
Could never get into Jason
???
because he has no filter, tells it like it is, and sure to drop a f bomb while reading somebody for filth
Can we get a Biden emoji? Hell can we get any emoji
At least I know how you make your money in Hollyweird. Who have you been with? Come on SuperHeadBren, spill some tea.
Here WE GOOOOOO….. SANDRA “DOWNLOW LESBIAN” ASS daily hate towards people AKA GAY PEOPLE who can live they’re life, how they feel…… It never fails! I love your Blog Sandra, but hate you……These are folks, who didn’t like the Gender they were and Change… What is the BIG DEAL, How does this affect your life…. You so called straight females probably mad, cuz you attracted to these SEXY MEN!.. And, Sandra ya ugly ass need to transform to a man…. Ugly Women make Sexy men.. Yea I said it!!
Great now I gotta go to this creepy laundry room after talmbout Freddy and Mike.
Hammercy!
Lemond Bishop! I first saw this guy on an old episode of Law & Order. He is striking, but I couldn’t get into him (’cause he look JUST like one of my sorrass BILs!)
I love being a woman. I’d never wanna be a man. Well scratch that..I’d like to be a man for like a few days. Just to see how many women I could pull.
Then..when it was time for me to kill something…big bug or a spider…I’d go back to being a woman.
Yup.
Chile. ????? pick one. #flagged
I be feeling so bad for him when he have to have to fake a love scene with Annalise!!! Lol…
Not a chance in hell…nice try though Bimbo!
keep it up
*looks at chest* shut up Bren!
The 2nd Friday the 13th was pretty scary.
The 1st Halloween is classic though.
He’s so fine! With his chocolate self.
Why
Hey LoveZ. Glad to see ya recuperating so well.
And umm..this here be an open post. So….
Yeah…if I offend anyone with my opinion, oh well, but nothing good can come of trying to alter biology in this way.
Me tooooooo! SMH
this made me have the ole YT rich woman chuckle.
Receipts?
Her skin is to dry
Nope. I’ve just seen him refer to himself as such on the many gay trans posts on here.
The Ring
I would only want to be a man 5-7 days of every month. That’s all.
Yes Halloween #1 was amazing
Yessss. I know my ass was scared as hell to fall asleep. Or what about those freaky lil white kids singing.
Flagg my azz… OPEN POST.. So Bloop!!
Dayum what did Auntie do personally to you?!!!
Oh. Her crazy behind.
Had them horses going crazy
I’d consider being a man for an hour or so to see what it’s like to have sex with myself ?????
Who TF comes out and say ooops I was suppose to Man……Humans SMDH
LOL!
Just fass!!!
Huh? I never noticed. I be too distracted by Nates back muscles
Can I ask a serious question and I’m not trying to offend…but why do some say “sat” down instead of sit?
No, thank you. The whole mass deportation of immigrants is not something I’m really into. Nor his narcissism and racist comments.
Your not a trans person or trying to transition, But WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ANYONE? Let folks be, who they want to be… I just don’t understand, why you all are concerned…
Slow people….
Let nosey folks be nosey folks.. I don’t understand why you are concerned that she is concerned… we could go round and round…
He is!! Love him!
The same reason “they” are concerned about us being normal people!!!
WE aint…, We just wasting time til we clock out, why are you so upset, Why even Give a damn, are their keyboards causing you harm,
LOL! The lighting was all off…looked like somebody was getting ready to die instead of….
Animals too… Ask my dog if he’s a dog.. He swear on a stack a bibles he’s a little boy in the wrong bawdy chile… why come his trans species self can’t set on the sofa like he knowd in his hoort he supposed to
LMAOOOOOOO, BYE, clock your azz out NOW
NOOO….. I’m very noisy!!… That’s why Im here… But Im not judging no one… You all just say mean shit about Trans people.. And ya Ugly ass ring leader!…
Why are you so concerned with what other people choose to care about?
LMBo!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah..and ion care WHO I offend with this…but one HUGE problem I have..is when these folks try to fool people with their new gender.
Talkin about “I wanted you to get to know me as a person.”
GTFOH…you do NOT with hold that kind of information. You take away a persons’ freedom of choice by doing that.
Then the LBGT community wants to protest when somebody snaps..and kills these people. When all they had to do was be honest in the FIRST place.
If that’s the life you’re living fine…but don’t tell somebody AFTER sex..tell em WAYYYYYYYY before.
#endrant
If this is ya best response, Conversation done!
LOL, the director was probably in there like, ‘uh Viola I need you to be a little less rigid’ ROFL!
awww now that is not nice 2 wrongs don’t make a right, show them you are the bigger person and dont call names, Truly non of us hate anyone, we just hate the agenda.. Do you boo…
that’s what got my sister all twisted, LOL!
*fans self*
Chile u just came in here having a bytch fit, throwing skittles, and wind-milling. Why are you breathing so hard? Calm down…….we really have no phucks to give about these folks
Bimbo are you a Trans? Just curious to know why you are so upset!!! Trust me I am not judging… some of my coolest friends are gay people, but you kinda went in hard on Auntie!!! Not to mention the fact that this is her blog… Hate is a strong word to use towards a person!!!
I’m sorry to say it for all the Democratic believers but the Republicans are going to get house next time around.
I think I want you to logout for the rest of the day, gosh! ROFL! what is wrong with you???? LMAO!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
those are girls? wow. and yuck.
What DAM AGENDA… Cant nobody turn you GAY.!!! The Ugly Ring leader got you all brainwashed… HONEY, IF YOU GONNA BE GAY, YOU GONNA BE GAY….. 30Yrs on this earth, I seen nothing but the STRAIGHT AGENDA & Guess what, I suck d***…. Agenda my ass.. Im going to work….!
Your azz going to hell!!! Lol…
WE ALL GOING TO HELL!!
Folks just need to be honest and definitely shouldn’t pull that, ‘well you didn’t ask’. Tell folks the truth, there’s somebody who wants you when you’re being honest about who you are.
lmao well at least you didn’t give the dog a straw set *looks at Whang’s gravi*
This^^^^.
I don’t like the slashers because it’s too much blood. But give me a good haunted house movie, and I’m all in (well except for when I’m covering my eyes or pulling the covers over my head)
Look at what you defending, I say we already In hell……
Like Trans people don’t say mean things about str8 folks. Are you drunk?
I saw one trans “female” on Couples Therapy…say IT was better looking than the natural born women in the house. That kinda superficial bs is okay??? But bed not nobody say nothing to/about THEM?
Yeah ok.
Amen.
HA!!!!! Stop hatin
You got me Hollering in this office!!! Lol…
OKAY HERE IS A QUICKIE LIL SUMTHIN I JUST WROTE…NOT PART OF A BOOK, BUT A LIFE LESSON FOR YOU LADIES..Read it and then take notes at the end LOLOLOL!!! (note I did this fast so excuse the typos)
“All I wanted to do is get home slide into my PJ bottoms, roll one from
my stash and chill.” Diesel had thought driving home from a long day’s work. He
hoped HER azz was dead asleep too. They had been arguing more than usual and
that shyt was fukin with his mental. The phone rings bringing him out of his head.
“Yeah,” He said dryly.
“Hey.” She said sweetly with a
pause.
“Whats up?”
“Just checkin on you, since you’ve worked nights we haven’t you know..really talked.” She breathed.
“Oh..” He blew thinking here comes the argument. “Well Ill be home soon so…”
“Ok, see you then.” She whispered.
“FUUUKKK! There goes my chill time.” He moaned.
As he pulled up to their place and sat and looked at the bedroom window trying to make himself go into the house. He hated when they argued. He loved her but GOTTDAM she’d been a pest lately.
He drug himself up to the door and opened it to the smell of a freshly
cooked meal. Diesel raised a brow and slowly walked in. On the table was a note;
Hope you didn’t have a bad night. Enjoy your meal my love.
What? No her all over me when I come through the door? No arguing? He sat and stared at the well prepared meal..looked good.. He smelled it and dipped a finger in it and dabbed it on his tongue.. ”Just in case her azz trying to poison me.” He chuckled. He quickly ate his meal and proceeded to the room where she was lying and watching tv. “Hey.” She said never looking at him.. “Hey” he replied as he walked to their closet grabbed night clothes and took a shower, rolled one and went to the balcony to chill.
As he inhaled and held it a few times, he began to feel the day melt
away as that good took effect. Ten minutes in she appeared in her robe and just panties. He choked on the combination of herb and the sight. She was sexy, and he hadn’t had that thang really since he started nights. They stared at each other. “What?” He asked.. She walked to him placed a pillow at his feet. Kneeled and rubbed his thighs. She looked up at him with that familiar lust he remembered when they had first started dating. She grabbed his dyck through his
PJ bottoms and began messaging him to hardness. “What you…” he began to question. “Shhhh..” she whispered as she pulled his dyck out and tapped it against her tongue. He sprung to full hardness instantly as she began to tease and suck and twirl the head of his dyck with her tongue.. He pulled on his blunt again and allowed the feeling of both take hold and relaxed into the moment. She was a PhD! Her head game was outstanding and he missed that shyt.
She began to moan swallowing his dyck to the bottom of her throat repeatedly. He grabbed her head and began fuking her mouth. She pulled away and stared at him. “Commere.” He ordered. She stood up. He snatched her panties down and messaged her clyt running his fingers from the clyt down the slit into the hole. She moaned. He grabbed her butt and directed it over his dyck and
pressed her down on it driving it into her puzzy. She threw her head back in a long loud moan as each inch ran deep. He scooted forward and leaned back on the chair grabbed her butt and began grinding her against his dyck. She shook and rocked and followed his lead and ground hard against him. He closed his eyes and inhaled the last bit of herb and tossed the roach. He grabbed her head bringing her lips to his and blew the smoke into her mouth and then began kissing her deep as he rocked his dyck deep in her. He grabbed her thighs and
stood up. She wrapped her arms around him as he spread her legs wider and began to bounce her on his dyck as he walked her to the wall pressing her back against the cold siding of the house and
began fuking her so hard he just knew he would have to fix a dint tomorrow. “Fuk bae I miss this,I miss you” she whispered.. “Me too,” he moaned. “Fuk Me daddy.” She cried as her orgasm began to stir. “Give..me..that.. puzzy!” He growled as his orgasm mixed with hers blurring the world around him…
Note..ladies..whenever it gets so bad you can’t talk to him..talk to
the mic..it always listen.. LOL
STORY TIIIIIMMMEEE!!!
lmao I like the bob better
Well given the way you are typing I’d hate to use any words you couldn’t understand since you are giving us serious angry simpleton troll vibes. I was attempting to make it easy for you to understand and possibly explain your ridiculous obsession with other people’s feelings. I do however agree that you should end the conversation as you have nothing of merit to add. Trans people have the right to live how they want, correct? Well ALL people have the right to an opinion. You sound so angry though…may I suggest anger management classes, therapy, or just stfu. Either way enjoy the remainder of your day.
Girl, it’s getting harder to tell at first glance . . . or second glance. Smh
you seen nothing but STRAIGHT AGENDA in 30 yrs, umm humm, and we Crazy, oh ok.. that sentence alone should tell you something..
Oh my, these post are gonna be the death of me!
On the flipside my ex swear he wasn’t ninja but turned out to be the biggest ninja on the planet…People shouldn’t fool people in general
I do not receive that Bimbo… tell me about it when you get there if you okay with going to hell… & stop UPPER CASING people… Lol! We all taking to each other in lower case… I was just making a fun response to Missy J about the dog comment due to the fact that I am a pet owner!!!
ROFL! it’s hard out here for everybody Sandra, LOL.
We need gender glasses fo real!
Two thumbs UP!!!!
I skipped to the end. I’m lazy cuz my allergies bothering me.
You cheated…Now you gotta read how it was resolved LOL
Didn’t “sat down” come about with Madea?
No offense taken….I don’t know about some but, I say it to be funny/country…. Most of the comments on SR.com are in slang and the slang terminology varies from one part of the country to the other.
KML!!!!!!!!
I said Trump shoots from the hip and people say he needs to shut his mouth to forward with his words, the people are looking for sugar coated politicians, not hip shooters!
see I don’t even know where I got it from… I know it’s some ole folk talk tho.
I liked this comment cuz you said can we get ANY emoji
+1 to that shii
Right!
Alright hell…Lol!!!
yall done pissed off the real sugarfoot
I wish you could have bought your opinion without name calling. Carrintington had a bytch fit this morning but he was respectful with it.
I’d like to be a man during my upcoming cycle week!!! Lol
Thank you!! LOL. I always wondered. I’m not from the South…so was always perplexed. One slang word I love to hear Southerners say is messy! Love it!
Is that you in your gravi Bim? Cuz if not..it’s kinda unfair for you to be calling folks ugly..when nobody knows what YOU look like.
Don’t come for me..I’m just askin.
I’m hearing that Joe Biden has decided to run for president in 2016 but see no confirmed reports. Anyone have any info on this?
Howard 1913 huh? January 13, 1913? ?
Best get that great idea to market!
an in those 5-7…I would be a heaux of a man too..just walking round with a bag o condoms like Oprah Winfrey..You gets some dyck and you gets some dyck!!! God got it right making me a woman..ROFL
ha!!!!!
See..that’s the thing. I honestly think that if alot of these trans “women” would have to have severe menstrual cramps…or have to experience labor pains…I’ll bet more than 1/2 of them would change their minds.
I know. ….
chile, must be the hormone pills, LOL!
This morning they said they were expecting him to confirm reports this week. I don’t believe he has. I wonder why he is waiting so late
Why are folks getting mad when other people don’t agree with the life you lead? People don’t have to accept you. Your life goes on whether or not folks like you. People need to stop valuing their lives by the number of ‘Likes and thumbs up’ they get. As long as the person has done nothing to stop you from living your life, what’s the problem?
I’m dying of laughter
Open Topic Question: Is it okay/safe for me to have sex with my husband if he have been informed that he has kidney stones? He had a procedure done to break them up. He keep saying his sperm is not in his kidneys… I am like fool I know that!!! But, don’t his urine and sperm come from the same whole?!! Lol… I am horny as hell, but scared as hell at the same time!!! I won’t let him touch me right now!!! Lol…
Dang…dummy.
Police in Idaho arrested a Portland man in after he accidentally dialed 911 during a drug deal.
The Post Register reports that Lawan Sanders was talking on the phone with two other men about selling drugs. But dispatchers heard the 911 call and responded.
Police said they also found Marijuana and other drugs in his hotel room in Shelley, Idaho.
chile, I thought that was Rachel in that gravi
he can show up whenever IMO I’m just waiting for him to curse Trump out
SAYS the heffa who was JUST hating on my doggy’s straw set.
#hypocrite
hate you! ROFL!!!!!!!!
Good question
*Stands Up and Applauds Your Comment*
Lawd, these eyes of mine:…I swear I read Joe Budden and was like WTF is he running for….then I reread it…Joe Biden! ahhh Now that make sense! lol
Is oral not a satisfying option? If not and he wants to have sex as well bang that man. He will survive.
What an idiot
ewwww.
honey! they’d be snatching wigs, snapping stilettos, and sissy clawing, ROFL!
http:/ / bottomlinehealth.com/the-mans-sex-cure-for-kidney-stones/
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This says it helps…have at it
You’re so nasty Wutty Butty.. *goes back to finish reading*
This is my sweetie pie… She takes over my bed!!! I be like this is for humans only sista… You got your own bed… (Just wanted to show a picture of my pet) Lol!
Don’t folk vote next month?I haven’t kept up with what’s going on. I don’t think he wants the stress.
I love your dogs hair ma’am. Her natural looks good on her but it doesn’t on everybody. Natural ain’t for all.
That is my problem… I want to bang him, but I do not want to share his dayum kidney stones!!! Lol
ROFL!
Thank You missmiami!!! Maybe Auntie need to have a medical post on this!!!
oh honey you won’t….use a condom..he’ll feel it pass
Yeah…eye noe…eyyyyeeee noe lol
Oral is, but nothing like a “man & a woman” you know what I mean!!! Lol
AWWWWWWW….how cute.
Here are my two lil booga woogas.
You can’t catch kidney stones woman! ???? If you are worried about them being in you in any way have him pull out or use a condom ???
I know shugga.
I didn’t want one to insert during his orgasm and make camp!!! Lol…
HOOOOLLLEEE UP…We can use BOLD and Italics and
in here now?!!!
??
What what hey hey!
Great Idea… Lord in my little town, when the cashier see either of us buying condoms, it will be the latest street gossip that we either cheating, got something or trying not to get pregnant!!! Lol….
NIIIIIKKKK Yes indeeedy!!!
we can do
alottons of stuff!!Thats one reason I like DaQaun Rose.
Thank You mzwhang!!!
Good to Walmart..Do let gossip stop you from hopping on YOUR dack.
I wanna know who’s gonna sweep all this glitter up????
Yassss! go in and let have! get that dough!!!!
*cheer* *pray* *what’s my cut?*
:hugs:
YW.. your lil swee-pea is shitz right?
My male doggie..on the right..is shiz-malteese mix.
He weighs like 8 lbs…but SWEARS he’s a pitbull/doberman mix.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ac4a09c43247764f17547c024b5d71c5ea45536936f1218f556363cda93291f3.jpg
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
*cackle*
NOw when you get beat up…I’mma be waitin in the car okay?
lmao
Aaww… Oh my what a breed!!! That is too cute… Yes she is a shitzu. Her name is Serenity and she is 7 years old… Treats me better than them teenagers of mine!!! Lol…
HECK NO! This is going too far! *boardsrocketshipthehailouttahere*
you a good fren
Them is fightin words heffa
*snatches your whig and runs away*
Sun..are you thinking a kidney stone is gonna be transferred during his orgasm???
*shudders* we had one that used to do that… gone run her fingers down the knife, smh …bish is you crazy???!!!! :shakes fist:
This was very informative!!! Thanks for sharing…
Don’t mistreat me for this answer, but YES!!! #shame
BTW… This picture comment is HILLARIOUS!!!
hips don’t lie? ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s a whole Instagram dedicated to this
Wow
ROFL…LOL… And Bimbo…for the record..Sandra is very openly gay..she loves the..
Fuuug yewww!!!! ROFL
I just saw this last night ?.
I really don’t know what to say…. God bless the children. 0_0
I haven’t been keeping up with the circus either lol
Where is the story? I’ve refilled my tea, stood at the water cooler, talked to some folks that I don’t like …..
I just cried that hard silent laugh…Im in tears at this pic…oh LAWDT!
First Date….YOUR MAMA HOUSE!!! I want to see ORIGINAL birth certificate, baby pics, elementary pics…YOUR FIRST ISSUED ID….yearbooks too!!! SMDH!!
Nan u know folks come in here having tantrums. We know you like duck, hell I do too. I wanted to give him a Cheetah Girls cape and matching helmet
*hollering* CRYING!!!!!
Ive posted it almost an hour ago. LOL its in this post sugah!
@sug@disqus_O8RhclFhJG:disqus
I just tagged you in it.
Yeah, I saw some scars……nipple healing……….
That’s too painful!!
Rofl.. then we going to one of those quickie Labs for DNA..I needs to see the chromosomes..
SMH I guess I’m getting old
If he is in no pain. you will not risk any injury to him. Men cannot pee and come at the same time. So what ever is in his kidneys will pass through urine not semen..YOU BETTAH GET SOME DYCK and quick fukkin round..He prolly done masterbated to check first anyway..so you good LOL
Sigh I received a B in anatomy and physiology and I studied day and night. I don’t need the added stress of looking at a pelvic bone?. You definitely educated me here because I was FOOLED!
for you to be a homosexual sandra im shocked at your statement that people like this have daddy issues…. what about the young kids that feel that they are born in the wrong body and their daddy is around….. or their too young to know what daddy issues are. just because you like being a woman who like women doesnt mean everyone is suppose to feel like that. some people honestly feel as though their in the wrong body. your so tasteless at times and insensitive. and im aware my email address shows
How do they pay for this?!
WAAITT…back up…saywhatnah?!!! ROFL chile you think…wait I gotta stop chucklin first….you think his stones gone roll outta him and into your vajayjay and up into your kidneys? Or just your vjay? Girl one if he passes one during sex..you will know he will be hollering and not the good kind. and number 83..if you that scared throw a rubbah on…
cheetah girls! LMAO!!!
maybe his bodysuit is panching him, LOL!
Why is the sky blue?
awww hail nawl!!!!!!!!!!! WTF????!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away crying!*
I see. You would rather have men in ladies restrooms, thanks to the Democrats.
Very
*note to self… don’t eat that last garlic breadstick when you get home* :sad face:
@w@whittywithwords:disqus @b@blaquemahogany:disqus @nan@disqus_g1bPypEyEc:disqus@c@MotherOfDragonsShopaholicGeek:disqus @e@SunRiseBlossom:disqus
Sandra said it’s the hips… they don’t lie, ROFL!
I don’t blame you. It’s getting harder to distinguish the real from the fake!
No, it was a woman and she made it clear when she realized I was flirting with her. She was there looking for other lesbians.
Yes, I’m gay, but the “female” tranny was so gorgeous, even I was a bit smitten with her. However, when I realized it was a man, I wasn’t that interested.
yes indeed!!!!
LMAO! Maybe she has a Demi Moore thing going on.
U know you’re too into it when your phone rings and you jump lmao
So to what you’re saying….Is God wrong for putting you in the body that you feel is wrong???
What’s his Instagram?
LOL…I’m messing with you Sun.
YOU DIDN’T KNOW, LMAO…..ITS REAL OUT HERE!!! And you don’t have to worry….”I’LL PAY FOR IT”!!!
LOL awww…my lil doggy dude follows me around like he’s Secret Service. lmao.
I can’t imagine. and they look so young …are they even old enough to ‘consent’ to these procedures??? so many questions, but I guess the answers don’t really matter – what’s done is done, smh
How you “hard” and asking to borrow a tampon..would be MY ?
*DEAD*
Leeb Sun alone…I done already teased her with my fainting goat. lmao
Well, go for a walk after. LOL!
LMBO!!! I feel so slow… Lol
Oh no……..I need answers!
How you get upwards from 20K at 19?!
How can I get put on?
Where da plug??
Gah… Shyt… that story got me sweating!!! Lol… Dayum a kidney stone… Lol!!! I am clocking out!!! This was the business Wut!!!
This is how I was reading the story too mzwhang… You got me hollering!!! Lol…
You just really have to look thrice now. Wow
I don’t know how you were able to… I didn’t want to skip a word. Lol
THIS SHYT!!!!(btw what’s good Mz.Whang)
My God! I thought these were men. Speechless. How do they get facial hair? Where are their breasts?
My God! I thought these were men. Speechless. How do they get facial hair? Where are their breasts?
I confused ???
I confused ???
?????
?????
If that came off during romance ?. That’s too much!
If that came off during romance ?. That’s too much!
You said it I thought it was morning wood!
*calls a time-out and walks off the field*
This is why I ask to see a man’s dyck before intimacy with the lights on. LoL. I’m kidding, or am I. LoL!
*I definitely think the girl/guys pass a lot better than the guy/girls tho.*
I think women that do that where people can see are exobitionist of some sort. I mean if you really have to do that in public you can go somewhere where people can’t see or just pump the milk beforehand. I often wonder how these women can get so offended when men gawk at them while their titties are out with somebody sucking on them. I think they secretly like the attention .
I thought this was morning wood and its veneer and sawdust!!!!
Heyyyyyyyyyy BTP. *hugs*
Chile..you ain’t know?
My sister-in-law made $6,000 an hour online in her spare time. Stuffing envelopes!
Nah you gon show me SUMTHIN or the candy shop getting CLOSED ..indefinitely!!
Oh my god! That is awwwwful!!
Door is ?????that way?
Whoa.
I’m mad you haven’t written that book yet!!!
Well?
BREN!!! Shhhhhhhh?
Casually huh? BOL???
Boooooo!!???
What you’re missing is “You need to stop judging other’s beliefs or the system they choose to use for their life” If it works for them then why do you have a problem with it? If she choose to give her daughter the very best of nutrients (which comes from the breast of a woman) then why do you have to judge her? Are you that disgusted with your own body that you project it onto others. The real issue is not the woman and her breastfeeding her 3 yr old, it’s your own insecurities and lack of knowledge and love of and for yourself. Next time you find yourself passing judgment, take a long hard look in the mirror and judge that person.
I saw it too ????Waaaayyyy too much!!!
That was cool. Thank you for posting it.?
If you’re uncomfortable then YOU need to leave not the mother that’s breastfeeding. It’s sad that a woman’s breast (or her breastfeeding her child) disgust you that much to the point you can’t eat. But I bet if you were watching a movie and a man was making love to a woman and sucked her breast , you would sit there with your popcorn and enjoy it. Boo Boo, your issues run way deeper than a breastfeeding woman. lol
That’s because you are Crazy… It’s actually sad that everyone is entitled to an opinion but at the very least, could you think about having an intelligent unselfish non judgmental one?
Them little weird sing sing azz kids creep me out in any movie. I mute or turn. Nope I’m not here for it!
??? She got mad at that too? Oops, a hit lonely dog will holler???
“Looks at chest”???My girl??
Yo cut? How about a crack? I got one of those for ya? kiss it?Sooooooo, it was a yay on the small one. Meh. Thankful, but, there’s still hope…I’ll be all in tomorrow, continue to pray for ya baby cousin??
“I wanted you to get to get to know me as a person” Foh sir that information that you leaving out tells me a lot about you as a person and I want nothing to do with it.
YouTube TRIED it, chile!
It’s not the same, but people’s reaction to it is. If she says she’s a man. If her chromosomes are ambiguous, why the eff do we care? Why are we having that “Are you male or female? I’m confused. What the F*ck” conversation?
At the end of the day, if a man wants to invert his penis, if a woman wants to implant one so they can live the life they feel they should be living, good on them. Do it. Even if my tax dollars go towards it, I don’t care.
I think the transgender (much like ISIS and gay marriage) media coverage, this constant divisive debate, is meant to distract us from what is really going on. We’re too busy pointing fingers at the new enemy, not realizing the old enemy is laughing at us, holding all of us down.
Thanks sunrise! Go get you some good girl!!!
ChiLE STFU!!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0db73bf4efcf227f85bb65a189dc5811cce76664457fce0f6983909747c8344e.jpg
SR is so delusional and her minions on this site r even more so. Its cray.
@mz@mzwhang90210:disqus JEEEESSUUUSSSS, be a fence right now! Flag on the play, FLAG on the muhhhfffugin’ play! Yo! How you asking for a tampon, and hard–I have chosen my burial plot, please make sure you bury me in my Valentino shoes.
Can somebody give me some damn steroids sheet, I don’t even look like that.
You must breastfeed a big ass toddler and have no problem doing it until about 5 or 6. You’re right people shouldn’t have opinions because obviously crazy people with opinions like their toddler sucking on their tits while I’m trying to enjoy my lunch is too much for me. Everyone will not see things the same way and it’s funny how crazy people in society (LIKE YOURSELF) expects everyone to accept their alternative and wacked out believes. BREASTFEEDING a child that is potty trained and can sit there and eat with a fork and spoon or can drink from a cup is assanine to me. No need to say more you don’t have to like my opinion. And you don’t have to get offended because you probably still breastfeed your five year old.. everyone will not like that decision LIVE WITH IT! Have a wacky rest of your day WACK JOB!!!!
You already proved you’re a wack job…don’t be mad because someone has a difference of a opinion than you. I will leave from this with the same opinion and I think people that breastfeed their 3 year old child that could’ve sat there and ate a healthy meal and had breast milk in a sippy are wacky and in some way women that do it are doing it more for their selves than for their 3,4,5 or 6 year old child…they are kind of sick…that’s my opinion don’t like tough TITTY :-p
her~~~~~> Nancy Drew (Got Chill?)
U need me and uncle peaches to come down there? ‘Cause you know we’ll show up (and Peaches will show out 0_0 )
????? Peaches?? After the cawkring incident of 2006? The one that had us all facing felony indencey charges? All behind the liquor store refusing to refund yo 1.29 for those Doritos which you claimed had more air in the bag than chips? Nooooooooo mam. Peaches likes to strip down when she fights,,, which is smart so they can’t grab your clothes and swing you around, but stupid when you don’t wear pannies? def a last resort, but glad you got my back??hi?????
LIFE!
I hear you. I was looking for the pect scars. Need another pic. On second thought…nevermind. I’m good.
LOL..chile, were YOU smackin & chewing with your mouth open too?
..lol cuz I was.
lololol
#teamanyemojiwilldo
is the hold up? 
You be kissin dang-a-langs tho.
Unnng..
I know. Procrastination is the thief of time and the killer of dreams. ?
This gif is stellar.
? I’ve been doing that for…upteen years. Bump that…DECADES.
Mole or bump? Bump that. Fuggedaboutit. Did you just scratch? No way Jose. What’s that smell? Do tell.
Nerp. I’ve been a reader (Encyclopedia Brittanica) all my life….and then came the internet with real time pictures. I needed to know about how the human body worked, seen and unseen.
~faints~
The last? How many did you have before? ? You can’t sit at the Olive Garden table eating all the baskets, getting a to go bag, and stuffing the rest in your purse with built in freezer bags that you couldn’t get in your chipmunk cheeks. ??? Duh. ?
???
Crine. YOU CAN’T SWING YOUR FUPA AT PEOPLE!!!…’TAIN’T SANTURRY!
Aww hecks naw Rebecca!
Saw a kid swallow a glob of spit his dad put in a pop can. Dad diwant to spit on the ground and was finish drinking his beverage.
I have this thing about clean hands, fingernails, shoot, just go on and call me a germaphobe. I saw girlfriend tickle her brain once trying to capture a booger, head to the conference room for a learning lunch, dip her fangerrrr in the dip that she just double dipped her chip in. ???
None for me. I’m GOODT!
This reminds me of that episode of Springer when the chick had an attached artificial willy.
Oh DTTS…??
???
??? where’s a Jane Russell 18 hour bra when you need one? ?
Fellow germaphobe here! …and it works for me, so ima keep doin what I do. I got a gallon of hand sanitizer on my desk, a can of Lysol, and Clorox wipes. They already know the routine; they start coughing, I start spraying & wiping. They pass colds back & forth, like a salt shaker but I Never catch colds. I’m sure some take offense but I’m also offended that they think it’s okay to share their Ebola with the whole office! 0_0
Lol!
Chile you know I tried to trip her with it!
#fatshamer!
Sis did you cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
We agree again…
Oh shyt.
Beyonce voice has gotten noticeably deeper.
First…love your picture! LOL…I don’t know where it originated from!
?…???
Scary, huh? ?
Is that the cabbage patch or The Diddy? Did someone drizzle a l’il sum sumpthin on his Gravy Train?
LMBO!!! My eyes was glued to the screen…
Last night was GREAT Boo!!! A sigh of relief… Lol!
Lol. That face though. Nah not me.
NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO TO THERE BODIES THEY STILL ARE WOMEN…SMDH
Chile LOOK! Assume the position! You cough in the air…you sprayed. They already know. You have an upper respiratory? You’re about to cough even harder with these Lysol particles floating in the air. GETOUTTAHERE!
all this^^^ LOL!!!!
showing up sick, like they essential personnel, FOH! rofl!!
Full o’dat heh-ron?!
Oh no, I’m not ready!
the devil is a liar and king of the air for real. ohhh this world is in trouble.
What are their names / instagrams?
I am MAD that they actually fine!
what’s the ig name?
Bish woulda got cussed IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY! I would have put her on front street like “EW, please don’t lick your fingers and pass out the cake, nobody wants to eat your spit.” #stankface
*DEAD*
Chile..she actually licked her fangas..then SMACKED. And continued to touch cake..and put it on them lil plates. As soon as she did that..I was like “Ungggg…ion want nun.”
Be damned if I eat your DNA..
lmao…sheddup
Well fine then….. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d22b889cffd7bd6a21c6c510404eb41955a7a62707767270411c47bb78f932d1.gif
being a Trans Man. thank you for saying this Nicola. People will always judge but have no clue what another person goes through. You people with your religious based opinions or plain bigotry have no clue whats its like to be Trans, so you cannot tell me how i should live and How GOD needs to tear this world up over me going through surgery. Whats in your closet?
YAS!
I will look for him… I don’t remember
Being a male or a female is not meant to be a confusing matter. So when it does become confusing people have questions. They are trying to make them their own demographic and they are not. if you describe someone the transgender male in the room … to be honest it could be anyone. If you describe the black 6’4 male in the room they are identifiable. I don’t understand why society wants to out everyone! This is too much the world is too sensitive and weak…. I could go on forever. But I agree with you, what is the big picture? Because who I am sleeping with is not a big deal!