After the break, friend of the blog Omar “Slim” White shares his unique perspective on Love & relationships.
“Love” By Omar “Slim” White:
I don’t know about you beloved but in this lifetime I’ve definitely felt the power of love. It’s a gift to humanity to experience such a FORCE. This is why you must protect yourSELF before becoming totally vulnerable during this experience as you’re at your strongest but also at your weakest.
It’s a paradox beloved but when this experience is finally obtained you’ll feel stronger and more powerful.
The science is this, when you bond with another human being your power is amplified because you’ve become ONE with that person. Through consciousness and the exchange of information between two beings become known as the bonding process.
This is why both parties involved must operate on a righteous vibration because if you bond with the enemy they could potentially wipe you out.
The most powerful thing I developed while experiencing this force at different periods in life is when I developed a concept known as Soul Signatures.
GOD showed me that in every living being contains genetic codes (soul signatures) which contain information that will ignite/ activate within a corresponding soul signature upon crossing paths.
It takes certain keys to unlock certain doors. This is why humans create terms like soul mate and twin flame. If you’re in tune you can recognize the different feelings you experience around certain beings.
It is something in them that brings something out of you. The majority of beings on this planet are tainted which is why biblically it said man entered the world of sin. Knowing this you must be very careful not to date potential.
You must understand some people are only meant to gain experience. You must understand that you may live a cycle (lifetime) and go through life without ever truly experiencing this force and you must be prepared to accept that.
You must understand there are levels to reality. You must understand if you meet the ONE then do not play with the ONE. You must understand who you’re dealing with before you go deeper.
You must understand many things but most importantly there are many forces within nature and as a student of LIFE you must continue to find them.
I stopped reading after Beloved…..
Oh God heeee’s baaacckkkkkkkk.
Ok let me go read before I go in assuming this is his usual superficial bullshitt.
Blah Blah Blah…What???
Omar cute and all but I’d be damned if I wanna sleep with Nietzsche every night….”Put that facial cream down beloved why dont you use the cocoa oils of Zimbabwe to nourish that beautiful brown skin”….No thank you I’ll pass.
Let me yawn
He is super corny, tired, and laughable. Go write some comedies, cause you are truly a joke!
Ok, is that pig photoshop?
That water is breathtaking.
I read beloved, and said this cornball, read one sentence after that , and refused to continue.
who’s in the pic?
Got damn she fine!!
He lost me at love being a force and being one with another person. My experiences have taught me that like is more sane than love in a relationship. You can love someone who beats your ass and so, you stay. However, if you value liking someone more than love, you don’t like or stay with someone who is an asshole. So, I’m out on this topic. I’ll leave this to the butterflies in the stomach people.
It was the set up for BS
“Soul signature” is this really a thing? Was this pinned for women or men? If he has so much knowledge on love and relationships, why isn’t he married w/children living the life we could only dream of? Maybe he should take his own advice… ?
I didn’t read it at all. What in the world is that in the water with them?
This makes me think of “Oswald Bates” sketch on In Living Color. And, how long would it take to answer the question of ‘what did you have for breakfast’?
Who’s the sista?
I’ll save you the time and translate: Be careful who you give your heart to, soul mates exist and will give you the tingles drawing you to them naturally. Don’t bother dating potential, only date those who give you the tingles and if you find that soul mate, don’t F it up
and he going to tell you what you MUST do and accept…. I can’t stand an “I AM” type of nigga…. only God gets away with that hommie.
a pig!
Ok…so extra!
Who is the photo about
The island boar, yuck.
Told Ya’ll Slim would make a appearance……Who is the Rose who called up his name. She goes in time out. IMMEMCTELY
so…. his usual superficial bullshitt… ha
Her spots are cute
Right…I could not have been that calm close to a wild boar lol
Hmmm. Should one really take advice from one that’s single. Great read with some valid points.
Exactly…stuff we all know
I’m not frolicking with no damn swine! EEEWWWWWW!!!!!
I stopped reading after looking at that bought Geddy image. Omar, Trent Shelton, and Steve Harvey and them other advice experts need to shut up. All they doing is preying people emotions with all these great advice but how of much of it actually works? How much of it are they living by?
The one’s that don’t have it will always be the first to tell you how to get it.
#watchandremember
What I got from this is………………….I got a few things I must understand.
Other than that…as usual I got nothing!!
CTHU!!!
As your Soul Flame that is tied to the central core of your magnetic universe, I must allow you to enter our domain of connectivity pure…………
Me, grabbing my clothes and leaving and goes to find me a Lil Wayne!! LOL
What he don’t realize is that most women like edge. They only like that romantic shid a little definitely not often. Ignore her but still love her lol
steve harvey is an idiot. i was listening to his show and he was talking about how some lady said she didn’t care for him because he’s arrogant.. and he explained that he isn’t arrogant because how could he be when he gives so much back to charity and the community. i’m like clearly you have no idea what arrogance is, please pick up a damn dictionary.
Didn’t he say all this before
Genetic codes and such?
SMH
Where is @Just Cutting Up? I think she was the one who’s responsible for this since she said Beetlejuice for the 3rd time.
… Sigh.. Followed by: ???????
ShatUp!!! ????
how can you tell? her face is hidden.. you mean you like her body?
It’s like a person who dated for years and never gotten the ultimate reward , are like professional athletes who have never won a championship?
I refuse to read Slim’s drivel of the day. Mine eyes are focused on on the 200 lb porker who is piggy paddling in the ocean.
lmfao.
Looks like Porsha.
I thought that
Come through, prophetess! ‘Like’ is so much more important than ‘love.’ I can love you from afar and never speak to you for the remainder of my days. If I ‘like’ you, I have the desire to be around you and to want to continue to grow and build with you, whatever the nature of the relationship is.
…is that a boar? lol. why is it chilling face down in the water….
It’s hard for me to read what he writes? He should drop some nudes, a sex tape, something…You have to grab the people’s interest before you start preaching. Remember Sandra’s infamous nip slip when she started her site? She couldn’t feel her areolas exposed to the air in that pic? She knew what she was doing. They were a little bumpy, but not bad btw?That’s how you reel em in??
Ikr I’m like is that a HOG
I don’t know about you beloved
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Well I ain’t know Slim was related to Iyanla.
Soul Signatures.
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Is this before or after souls tangle/tango
She got a bubble.
I lovate you!!!
Pig Beach in the Bahamas
A Donald Trump supporter.
This is after when they sign off on the shiat!! Wonder if they need a cosigner.
or Soul Swiping?
QTNA
LOL oh my god get out of my head **Hysterical rite now my coworker is looking at me all crazy** LOL
You been?
I stopped reading after “Omar ‘Slim’ White.”
Nelly. UMP. UMP, UMP. Even broke he is still phune as ever.
yup. Exuma Island
Hell no. I eat bacon, I don’t swim with it ??.
Hell no. I eat bacon, I don’t swim with it ??.
lol
lol
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Valid points here. But just like in church…I follow the message. The messenger….not so much.
Valid points here. But just like in church…I follow the message. The messenger….not so much.
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A pack at t time preferably!!
A pack at t time preferably!!
Kinds like eating with cops…
Kinds like eating with cops…
Just like that overused tired word “soul mate/ soul ties. “What woman gonna be with him while he talks her ear off. You be in the bed ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Just like that overused tired word “soul mate/ soul ties. “What woman gonna be with him while he talks her ear off. You be in the bed ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
And that bacon right there is swimming its AYS off okay?
And that bacon right there is swimming its AYS off okay?
It is. It is. And it’s a rare spotted hog. (Said in the crocodile hunters’s voice)
It is. It is. And it’s a rare spotted hog. (Said in the crocodile hunters’s voice)
Lord knows I’ve tried ???
Lord knows I’ve tried ???
I’m out!! Leave him and all his deepness to himself!!
I’m out!! Leave him and all his deepness to himself!!
This is a really popular youtube couple called De’arra & Ken 4 Life. They live in Atlanta had have over 1 million subscribers. They are young and in love and they have a video of the vacation they took on youtube – you can find them here –> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX2y61A3llrNxXBHg2EtGQw
This is a really popular youtube couple called De’arra & Ken 4 Life. They live in Atlanta had have over 1 million subscribers. They are young and in love and they have a video of the vacation they took on youtube – you can find them here –> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX2y61A3llrNxXBHg2EtGQw
Wonder do him and TI share the same thesaurus.
Wonder do him and TI share the same thesaurus.
on another note…that wild boar killed the pic
on another note…that wild boar killed the pic
Youtube couple find them here –> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX2y61A3llrNxXBHg2EtGQw
Youtube couple find them here –> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX2y61A3llrNxXBHg2EtGQw
6 lil piggy heading to the market
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6 lil piggy heading to the market
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/86cd7c59459bc83eb1b2d49d592cecaea19235fcc9b043e22d74ad9b9913c368.jpg
Slim is the reason why women cheat!!
Slim is the reason why women cheat!!
Youtube couple with over a million subscribers you can find them here —> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX2y61A3llrNxXBHg2EtGQw
Youtube couple with over a million subscribers you can find them here —> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX2y61A3llrNxXBHg2EtGQw
Hope they both faithful cause if anybody cheating….they gone get ROASTED for being so public if it’s a facade. Good luck to em
Hope they both faithful cause if anybody cheating….they gone get ROASTED for being so public if it’s a facade. Good luck to em
Awww Slimm Goody.
But damn! Ah pig in the water??
Lemme go read and laugh?
Awww Slimm Goody.
But damn! Ah pig in the water??
Lemme go read and laugh?
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Did you see Marshawn Lynch drag that boar up the mountain?
Did you see Marshawn Lynch drag that boar up the mountain?
For me, fine doesn’t represent the face.
Cute, pretty, ugly = face.
Fine, sexy = body.
For me, fine doesn’t represent the face.
Cute, pretty, ugly = face.
Fine, sexy = body.
When I saw that hog in the ocean, I stopped right there. All of that romantic blue water and a spotted hog to mess it up. This makes me believe that they are at Lake Allatoona with the ocean photo shopped in the background and they forgot to take the hog out.
When I saw that hog in the ocean, I stopped right there. All of that romantic blue water and a spotted hog to mess it up. This makes me believe that they are at Lake Allatoona with the ocean photo shopped in the background and they forgot to take the hog out.
I believe Sandra don’t like this fake dr phil. ??
I believe Sandra don’t like this fake dr phil. ??
The Soul’s Sign name over one another?! ??
Ok lemme go read?
The Soul’s Sign name over one another?! ??
Ok lemme go read?
I though of you when I saw the pig??
I though of you when I saw the pig??
Probab https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4b8a0738c63965c42b04beaea25604ce15f3c4ad4c836ee4766a46ff2b2a623b.jpg ly…he and TI would be like Dueling Banjos in the same room.
Probab https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4b8a0738c63965c42b04beaea25604ce15f3c4ad4c836ee4766a46ff2b2a623b.jpg ly…he and TI would be like Dueling Banjos in the same room.
I wonder if they’ve shared the same bed? I bet Slim is thick in the sheets?
I wonder if they’ve shared the same bed? I bet Slim is thick in the sheets?
Don’t. Do. It.
Don’t. Do. It.
Yur momma! ?
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Thick where???
Oh my! ?
Do they have a witness…is it then notarized!!
Everytime I see a boar I think of Lord of the Flies ???
Yep how many times a man has kicked us down the steps, took all of our money out of the ATM, made us lose our jobs by calling all day, got the car/rode right pass us eating a sandwich while we are walking on I-20 in the blizzard to get home and we say we love them. Betta say it.
Of course you did. #greatminds
She’s more of a hog??
Part of it on YT. My dude was watching it. It was funny what I saw.
Thumb printed! With seal? ?
Crickets
Arounst the urethra??
I can’t wait till she kicks yew in yur byke! ??????
Ahhhh?
Lemme go read ?
Da Fuq!! Sits you down to talk!!
There’s no way she can. She reads our comments like https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2defbd639dafd7bb416d2e5ab457de91c3c4582296112dc7517ca15c438b3172.gif
He is so weird, had to stop following him on instagram.
Soul Signature is a real thing. I dont wanna knock it and says it sounds stupid etc. Someone really believes in it…Im trying to grow lol
oooh a post from the blog’s spiritual advisor ….let me refill my green tea chile
I can’t stop laughing. The hog is paying them dust, I’m just trying to get to the other side.
got us walking on I-20 in the blizzard
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He abandoned you during snowpocalypse? Unforgivable!
It only sounds stupid when Slim speaks on it.
He the Brentt of philosophy………luk at dat red buhlun!!
TREE WITNESSES MUST BEE PRESENT!
Bwahahaha!!! Lawd! My side is hurting from laughing.
Is that alias for Soul Food. I believe in Soul Food. lbvs
I didn’t know pigs could swim. I know they can fly!!!!
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She does come off as white girlish…You know the ones that are soooooo fake happy for your engagement? Could you imagine being friends with her? Chile.
I believe she does, but she’s just shady by nature. Kant help it?
Now THAT is strange as HELL. As Many damn weirdos up there. Smdh. Sad. Frfr.
I don’t necessarily disagree with everything he says. But whatever nuggets are there get lost in all those unnecessary words. Who can dig it out from all that jargon?!
Just polluting the hell up outta that pretty water.
I use to always see him at the L.A. fitness on camp creek before I moved to Chicago.
The Souls gotta be eating some Snick Snacks before signature?! ??
That pig was like “Fukk yall pic.” #pigphotobomb
Nooooooo! Not when I need to be studying ??? Thank you Auntie for showing us that you DO indeed love your readers! Be back to read the foolery later ?
Can I get a recap? I Couldn’t get past the pig in the water ???
BYE! I’m gone now! You happy?! LMAO
Spiritual what now?????? ohhhhhh sugar tits, you know you’d luv to be advised by his spirit?? They say it’s long, allegedly…and crooked…like his eyes?
Hey you. Hold on
+1
Could you imagine being friends with her?
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I’on think our friendship. I would’ve told her to let go of the Pump It Up a decade before she did. I’m sure she should’ve told me to mind my business, and I would’ve told her I’m not going to be seen in public with her and freeze curls.
Buhlun
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You’ll be back TUH morrow!!
Is Omar out here tryna get folks to intertangle their DeeNA with unplugged vortexices??
Is “Soul Signature” fancy scientific speak for ‘whose is it’? Or, is it a BBD tattoo?
Does that look like Porsha and Nelly to yall? No? Ok.
Crooked not curved?! Oh my ???
You still future? How long is it gone take before you is certified? Damn, this prostate ain’t gone check itself,,,doctor?
vortexices
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Ma’am, ma’am……. LOL
Nnnnnoooo!!! Lol ????
Holding off waiting for Doc???
Ha ha! I live in the Caribbean Yoni. The tide keeps the water clean. Let the porka enjoy his afternoon delight swim.
(Ain’t no pigs swimming on my island, but I have seen a goat once.) Lol.
I don’t know much about algebra, but I know that’s good eating.
Send me a ticket. Thanks.
hey honey bun….does it curve though lol
I actually like this right up https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/67c0f8219c5aabb9f84ea192e1c8dfec18beb6706cb7b73699231d8966a3b172.jpg
blah blah blah…
And yew would’ve meant it! ?
It’s been like 6yrs now. He got them perfect little hands too. Non invasive? My prostate grows wary?
Untangle & Sign!
*cues Terrence Trent Darby* ?
u know me too well lmao crooked
((((hugs))))
Well firstly we have ascertained it is a hog.
That is all I got.
And @doesnttalk:disqus went to read this like TREE times- don’t know if she finished.
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This post is about Slim and his Soul Signature bullshat. All he did was put us in the mind of Terrance Trent D’Arby/Sign Yo Name. Which is a hot song still. Its bacon in the water bc they live there. They got dropped off by sailors on that island in the Bahamas to eat when they came back to the island…but they aint never come back. So the pigs took over. The folks in the water are some popular couple on Youtube that are experiencing Young Love (that is a Janet Jackson song from 1981) but that are fornicating like the rest of us single folks. So why they so damn special…who knows.
This short recap brung to Future Doc from KDub on this nice Sept day in tew thousand and sixtenf.
Algeba!! say it right!!
Right
Keep that crooked duck over there! ????
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Sooooooo mean?
Every. Single. Word.
I luh every one of these comments
lol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aec84a69f39edb3468a8aecfbe3528b26f632f38700b1158324704f254d72f03.jpg
That picture and that type of love doesn’t exist. It only exists in fairytails. These men and women out here just tell people what they wanna hear. They wanna be with people who are easy to get over on. Always about taking the easy way out.
And bring your id so your Soul Signature can be notarized!!
Takes one to know one
Got all up in her face to show how SiriusXM it really is! ??
Brendan gon be looking like Eddie Long waiting for doc too…. doc is checking vaginas ? Reproductive endocrinology and infertility – MD class of 2021
Feed yur prostate!
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So you have said, but yet you still come back!!
#DEAD
Feed yo thirst!
::plies voice:: bihhhh you need to go see one of them Asian doctors with the little hands. Donte is checking vaginas MD class of 2021 ?
Sixtenf
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I think the pig was the only interesting part.
IONO ??
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Right?
You gonna at least have the nuhses do a sniff test before you examine right?!
??????soooooo mean?
Oh that’s right! Gotta show yur papers!??
Its bacon in the water
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Yo azz gon make me choke *PHUCKIN DEAD* let me walk
And a witness
I see Omar has lit and inhaled his incense, pulled his hair back in a pony tail or perhaps man-bun?; meditated , detoxed and came back giving some home spun ??. Sorry if I offended any non- pork eaters and such ! Have a blessed one ??
?? STEAL haven’t redit sis! ???????
#notwonsentence
Is “twin flame” a hetero reference??
“Sign your name across my heart, I want you to be my baby.” That IS still a hot song!
TREE WITNESSES! TUH ???!
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+1000 ?????
LMAO! I thought the pig was like a sand pile…Had scroll back and double check that.
Brenden got it all *hands around the world hand gesture* covered! ????
Imm ask this when naughty time comes back my way. Imma say: I want my Soul signed sir. *bats lashes* He gonna be like WHAT? You always thinking of some SHAT. Hand me the pen then and let me sign…what am I signing again? You KNOW WHET… Girl lay your ass down someplace.
If the twins are identical, then it is most certainly not.
Yew got tew feed ah cold!!! ???
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Well aren’t you a ray of yellow sunshine!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/024fd41fa1c0926f7489efbb1be500b76fe511f67dbd0fb0706f61b709b71b18.gif
LMBO
All alone with youuuuu…Makes the butterflies in meh ahrise…Slowlyyyyy we make loveeeee
That nig was stupid dumb fine too.
bwhahahahahahahahahaha
TEW folks burning?! ??
Damn it I hate you. Lmaooo
Yew gotta be green to be seen!!
Okay Fr lemme go reed?
Ahhh Shit we getting a recap!
Shout out to Ain’t a Doc yet for the request !
Speaking of my bae Nelly. He done got engaged. HOLD MEH. I was waiting on him. All these YEARS.
Cornell Haynes?? To who??
Thought he said not yet? He love being in forever relationships, you still got a chance.
Miss Jackson. *sads*
Mayweather ex. Well one of them.
N!gga gibberish
Deep brothers are deep in words but never deep in bed. They are long on words and short on sex. I grew up in the 70’s/80’s when philosophizing and using Don King words was just starting out and baby brothers was word stroking all day. You know the Leo in me would cut through the BS. . I had one church brother who would call me all sexual quoting scriptures and kept saying when are we gonna break bread. Then I got tired and cut through the chase and said when are you gonna take me out to dinner. Click. Ain’t the one.
DID HE???? I hope not. Jesus I was hortbroken I saw that shat. I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I needed a GUD laugh!
Yeah I saw something on IG and he was like not yet.
I’m not reading this shatt!
Where Fugg he go to school?!?!!
Wow. I loved me some Nelly way back when. I like them together so good for them.
You must understand that you may live a cycle (lifetime) and go through life without ever truly experiencing this force and you must be prepared to accept that.
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This explains his perpetually single status.
(But then, what’s the point of this post if you are in a ‘losing’ cycle…)?
All this time. I aint know you was gonna be a hot pocket doctor. Well good for you.
One of mannie ?
OMG I can’t even read this foolishness but the comments are HIT! hahaha
Its about 25 of em.
Oh wait. False? wedding alarm! ?
Trump University!! Valedictorian
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She seems so damn NICE. I DO like them together. But damn it Mo is fine. TUH
I’m so ICDC??????
At least?
They for real need a support group after dealing with his Bitter Betty azz.
TSO Ms. Javkson was happy for ah minute until he posted somethin?! ???
Ain’t a Doc yet??????
You know it some out there like that. My young 59 years have seen it all. My favorite one is when my girlfriend sister and his other baby mama was in the same room/same time in the hospital after they gave birth and she stayed with him.
Used in a sentence: Blaine & ‘Twan are twin flames.
Ain’t A Doc yet, Still Studying, It’s Coming and I still Ain’t Checking Brendan!! LOL
I was so mad when Floyd released all her personal medical info. Bitter bish. Nelly seems like he’s a low-key sucker for love, and I caught like 5 minutes of his show and they looked cute.
He literally was at a sex party on Black Gay Pride Weekend, I can’t take Slim seriously….
Wish I had a more positive view on it, but I don’t. Learned the hard way.
(In Paris)
Spill this tea. *fills your cup up*
GO!
Sends you an e-hug!!
Im out. Will be back to read these sex porty allegations tho.
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*throws a double shot of tequila in there for good measure*
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lol no hugs needed nor desired
yeah he was wrong for that! he was salty she had an abortion right?
LMAO!!!!! ???
*graps popcorn* Say what?????
I think Floyd is waiting on Ray J chile . I’m still not over that medley he played at Floyd’s house. I bet One Wish had him in his feelings
I have to look it up. Can’t recall if it was an abortion or a miscarriage. I know it was suspected to be twins. But I can’t blame her for not wanting to be connected to his janky ass for 18+ years.
Was he tangled with a male vortex? Did he sign a male Soul Signature in white ink?
These comments are beyond lit.
Bye Ashy??
Yup, he claimed she aborted their twins. If she did, CLEARLY she wanted to get away from him with NO ties.
Lmao!!!!???
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so u saying the power of hanging the wig on the doorknob overpowered this force Nan
losing cycle….I can’t!!!! lmao
I just know her from the show, but they seem sweet together.
Como que?
Icdc?
https://youtu.be/kw3igoHZS0U
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Is that a pig in the water? Ugggg!!!
here chile …have a seat _/
Finna bee ah Doct Won Dae
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Jk Doc! ??
Yew the Observah!!!
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Go to 41 seconds…
https://youtu.be/kw3igoHZS0U
Does he eat ass?? And why did he block me on Twitter? Am I not his type? Must be a bottom?
He stay on the Spin Cycle! ??#washingmachine
#cleaningsoles
*crying* yall on 10 today
Whole cd still in rotation!
The stash just don’t aligning for this cat!??
?Gone come in and ask if that’s ah pig!
Nawl! It’s ah Unicorn! ??
A hedge hog for $500, Alex???
Hell I didn’t either, but I’m about to finish my masters in reproductive clinical sciences so I guess I’ll make things easy for myself
Ahhhhh ??????
What I miss? Never mind.
They should dew ah Class Action???
So IC?
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdiweyMMLt1r5sv01o1_400.gif
Slides up a chair.
Sex potties?! Whet?! ?
Atlanta Backyard Community College; minor in Club Promotion ie: jobless.
Did you catch my tea on him being at L.A fitness camp creek……
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Male on male signatures cancel each other out! No signing for the flames! ???
SO YALL JUST LET ME WORK CLEAN THROUGH THIS GUEST POST HUH? YALL AIN’T CHIT!
He dew real estate?! ??
I think it’s a POWER BOTTOM
Hmmm…. makes you think.
That’s them! ??????
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Think watt?! ?????
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https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/90d3fe1d1e202ff02fc24e70d6b73bb134506eda3f796c70a236618d409209e3.jpg
? Sound like ah same soul sess potty ??
Ray sitting there like its a classic
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/635e88efed83f705c83a2c106d37f96e053ec5a81ccfd43ef3be53aa10645013.png
That’s real love if they don’t see that drownt hog floating next to them, smh
When I win Powerball. ?
Unless his picture in on the grocery carts and park benches that still means jobless.
What is his aim in life?
Ahhhhh shadup?
LMAO!!!! THIS WASN’T THAT BAD…I LIKED THIS BIT:
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It takes certain keys to unlock certain doors. This is why humans create terms like soul mate and twin flame. If you’re in tune you can recognize the different feelings you experience around certain beings.
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RNS
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waits….
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Oh Low????
SCROLLING…
no ma’am. you betta take that back to work. we don’t do that in here.
Bren… Can we get a new gravi for Autumn?!!!!!!!
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Some man tiddys maybe?
LOL, about past relationships! I guess you have to be intrested in the subject he is talking about.
I been found one for him.
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LMAO!!!!!!!
*rummages for snickers*. …I’m watching u! Lol!
Lmfao ?
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I need to have my daughter read this shitt as a warning of what type of nigga NOT to bring in my damn house.
LLS
Uh …thanks for playing.?
I didn’t even read I scrolled down straight for the comments
Life coach (for losers)
???
I want to read it I really do.. but I have work to do.
No ma’am.
oh no ….. Say it isn’t so
?? guess. Carry on ??
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PLEASE SEE ATTACHED! LMAO
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
#CleanUpWoman
Gonna have them people drinking kool-aid and having orgies before they all pass out in a sweat tent waiting for the spaceships to arrive …..
Any post by him I don’t read. Auntie needs to quit giving this fool his 15 mins of small fame. He wants to give all this advice but yet he single though ???
seem like he cain’t get right, smh
SMDH
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LMAO!!!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Wait, so you ladies like the Artist Prince, but dont like Omar Slim
Can some one tell me the difference. I see alot of comments about, not liking romance, and lovey dovey stuff, or an overly sensitive or soft man, or one who seems like the type to write a sappy poem or song about your eyes glowing like the moon. So why was Prince considered a sex symbol to you guys?.
Got fools waiting 90 days on some sex when he married Marjorie less than 90 days after his 2nd divorce. Crazy.
Will do.
That lady wouldn’t be eating ass, he’s more into receiving.
Entertainment from an Entertainer with a lot of talent vs. Fukkery from a Nobody.
Lol..I stopped at “Guest Post-O”
LOL truth.
My water is going to break the minute some insecure chick comes on here talking about they “feel” him and wish they had a man like him and don’t understand why all us other women can’t be submissive to a man trying to teach us something…..
Labor pains already.
BLOOP :KONA:
Word.
Awww… the piggy is kinda cute though!
Haha
But u single though……MAN PLEASE???
I DIDN’T read after seeing the pig in the water.
LOL! On point! !!
Me too…I can’t with all that…oh, and I don’t even know who he is
OH LAWD, NOT THIS FOOL!
Who told me I would talk this bama up when Sandra posted that she was advised of Shawty Lo’s passing from Omar? DAMMIT!
At any rate….I’ll pass.
I’d sooner douche my puss with hydrochloric acid and glass than to read any ATTEMPT of this lame arse, perpetually single, edamame eating nigga trying giving relationship advice.
Goodness, THANK YOU!!
You got me ROLLIN!
Oh, that simple huh. Hmmm.
OMG! He always gave off the “I love a slippery fist” vibe to me. LMMFAO!
“You must understand many things but most importantly there are many forces within nature and as a student of LIFE you must continue to find them.”
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*squints*
What he don’t realize is that most women like edge. They only like that romantic shid a little definitely not often. Ignore her but still love her lol. They want that azz smashed and to go eat out. Not u running bath water and writing poems and shid
LMAO!!! That’s what it is..???
Will do. ?
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I let the first beloved pass…after the second one….I could NOT!
Exactly. Its like folks how give parenting advice but they dont have kids. Annoying as hell.
I’m not high nor drunk to get it either.
is that a boar in the water though….? I cant comment on that long arse essay he wrote cause I refuse to read it all.. he always writing long winded love advise. No thanks.
Sandra does this shyt on purpose.
She knows damn well we are gonna decimate his azz whenever he post.
If youn getchoazz…?
DON’T ENTERTAIN HER!!!
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So it’s NAWT me. There IS a hog basking, peeing and pooping in the water next to ole boy’s legs. ?
Wait. I’m confused by what I’m seeing. ?
See. Tell’em. ?
What is this?
Carry yo azz… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ba8176aa87b0d49880c6513de250d772b2c3cc20b7bedafcd5e1942a0f64256c.gif
He needs to wear AWL the jewelry on the turnstile?
NAWT “Paris is BURNIN'”!
???
A ha hahahaha hahahahaha!
I stopped reading when I realized he still single after dating Auntie Viv.
We gone have to work something out…? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1f94adc8af533851981aa355fdb0fc475aa7e02482bec126c4189d0be296cbee.jpg
Am I the only one that skips over these posts by Sandra’s dear FOB? Yes? Alright, later.
Whaaa? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/16599fa37c2a8f20b5fb438cefebd90f8f21ef726aa0673bb7fcfc9827d677a7.gif
This is a CLASSIC to go down in the annals…
A room full of hard legs. ?
IT IS! IT IS A CLASSIC!
???
IT DIDN’T POST? IT’S THE LIL BOY FROM THE MEME “BLACK MOMS ON CHRISTMAS WHEN THEY TOLD THEIR CHILD THEY WEREN’T BUYING A PS4 BUT END UP GETTING IT ANYWAY”
THE FACE I MADE LOL :SHRUGS:
It was stated a miscarriage. HE said abortion. He has accusations of physical abuse. Possessive, mentally abusive, immature and downright petty seems like a minute portion of his less than admirable traits.
Ion think I would call her a gold digger because SURELY…
I only clicked because I want to know what that is in the water. Is it a chocolate chip cookie, a critter or a float?
We on’t know him.
I tired and sleep came. Is that a cookie or critter in the water, that’s all I care about. Now THAT’s what he should have written about.
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Lawd y’all got me cracking up this evening!
CHILE is that you? Dominique? Tam Dobson? Coffey? Beverly? Is that YOU Chile? Your EYES say it’s you. ~flips you over and look at your bottom~ I THINK it’s you. If it’s you I’m gonna call you Ohliveeuh.
Where was all this sentiment when he dated/broke up/engaged/broke up for real this time with Vivica Fox? Funny thing is, he can be on point with his information, but because of what we came to know from that one relationship, no one will take him seriously. I never read all of his posts. I’ve tried.
???????????hilarious?
Sweetie, although I haven’t the slightest interest to find any treasures in your cooch, please don’t. It sounds so painful.
Lol, ok
Me too lmao..boy bye
Is that a spotted hog
Bad azz kids…
Sweem wid de goad? Ha!
I miss the good ole days before relationships became brain surgery. When ppl graduated from high school, married, worked, had children, and died. Now we got to deal with flluck…?
Chick weighs more than him.
Lol!! Really
FUGGEDABOUTIT!!!
Reason why I don’t trust sprites today???
Awwww
Cute ???
MAHMUHHH
That bitch badd
***I developed …..experiencing this force at different periods in life
***you may live a cycle (lifetime) ….. without ever truly experiencing this force
***if you meet the ONE then do not play with the ONE
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Nihga how the phuck you done experienced the force multiple times but I might die and not? And how you gone tell me to not play with the ONE but you clearly did. Hell, you ass the reason I can’t get mine! Greedy ass.
Wonder if you all asked Ken and his girl D to use there pics
Whaaa?!????
Shut up Omar all yawls wanna tell ppl how to have successful relationship but can’t eem succeed in one for yawls self just ask Latoya Luckett wasn’t her ex husband of 3 hours one too ?
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Wah eating a sammich? U talking bout busta rhymes? Ain’t that what miss jones said he did after pounding her out ? He made a sammich for himself and didn’t eem offer her none ????????
I saw him on Tinder. He said he was on there doing “research”…Me too.
Lu!!!!?
I’ll admit I didn’t notice it until I read Dub’s recap where she referenced “pork in the water” …I was confused as hail, wondering wtf kinda beast tangling Slim was tryna introduce folks to…smh
We gotta keep her in a good mood for the baby?
*prays silently*??
?
Smh lol
Can we drug test this ninja??
Is it like bipolar episodes that causes him to submit these long azz dry azz posts??
I couldn’t even read a third of it.
Does he re-read and edit this crap??
I wonder what happened to him??
Cause this nonsense is not normal.
Screams!!!
Who you telling? That’s ALL I want to know I mean, what is that??and why are they not running??
I’m stuck on what’s swimming in the water behind them.
Slim right on brother. The mingling of two souls is a very powerful endeavor.
I read it all. I feel dumb. Just kept waiting for it to make sense. It never did.
Ok. So because Slim is a friend of the blog, I’m going to try and give some constructive criticism:
Slim,
Your text is all over the place. You are jumping from topic to topic and it’s hard to follow.
First start with a skeleton. Jot down in order what you want to write about. Work with it, add or subtract what you feel you should. Then you can start fleshing it out. Writing in detail and making paragraphs.
In future, before you start a paragraph, give it a title. Usually, what the paragraph is about.
Then map your paragraph. Is there an introduction needed? or a definition of a word or term? It wood be good to start with that.
Then what you want readers to know about the topic (this can be 2 or 3 sentences) Then tie it up with a final point or statement on the topic. End of paragraph. To be readable your paragraph should be less than 10 mid-length sentences or 5 long ones.
When you are finished writing your piece, go back over it and see if your paragraphs are in the best place, specially the ones from the middle to the end of the piece. Do they complement each other in their current setting? Is there an undisturbed, one-directional flow to your piece or does it go back and forth?
Hope this is helpful.
LMAO!
LMAO!
LMAO!
WTF he talking about with a potbelly pig in the water. .. negro please. .go beg Ms. V. Fox to take you back..that’s what made you relevant…. where you raised by a single parent? Were you not loved as a child? Go seek counseling… (didn’t even read this nonsense..stopped at I don’t)
I’ll hold you to it.
I thought he said he didn’t, but said “we’re working on it.”
is that a pig in the water?
awww damn.
The 12th of Nevuary. If you kick me down, it better be with some bands. Dassit.
He literally rewrite the same message over and over again.. Slim please write about the weather, BLM, give us some tips for finding hats to fit over a big forehead and dreads, Is Rachel Ray the new Martha Stewart.. Please write about something, anything, BESIDES relationships
ROFL!!!!
I wonder does he come in here and read what ppl really think of his…advice?After a while if i was him,id began to feel *side eye sandra*that my FRIEND sets me up to be feed whole to her ROSE garden….seeing as how they/WE are carnivorous as hayle????
Who is he again?? And why is he suppose to matter?
wait what the heck is that in the water?
Who?! Who birfin baybehs?!
Who?! Who birfin baybehs?!
WHOOT!
WHOOT!
?HUUUUUUH ?
?HUUUUUUH ?
Reading these comments are just sad. So many are caught up in the world and have no clue who they are, and don’t even realize it. SMH #Sheeple #Slave2TheGrid #BlessTheirHeart
Ok so everybody not wondering what that thing is in the water?
its a pig
its a pig
pig
pig
touche’ pussycat
touche’ pussycat
My God I have never seen a pig look like that. I have only seen pigs that wear badges (JK) and look like Porky Pig. THat is one odd, strange weird looking pig with a coat like that.
wait what??? and why are we taking advice from him again?? who is he? Vivica’s Ex……. oh okay………..
I know but why though? Lol
I was wondering the same thing and why is it there
LOL! So, who’s the cute couple in the pic? Is where my mind wandered..
He wearing a white head wrap with the extra fabric shaped like a bun. I hope he knows his “wisdom” seems like he is trying too hard. I think it’s use of the word beloved. Seems like he took a online course from Iyanla Vanzant. She is the only one that can use that word and I won’t bust out laughing. Anyone else sounds like Negroedomus
I’m a Big GIRL!! Because of that, I am not going to be writing a “column” on dieting!!! This man can’t keep a woman so why is he giving relationship advise!!
I’m a Big GIRL!! Because of that, I am not going to be writing a “column” on dieting!!! This man can’t keep a woman so why is he giving relationship advise!!
hhahahaahahaha #dead Me Too! hahahahahaahha
hhahahaahahaha #dead Me Too! hahahahahaahha
Chile please at this point in my life f love…can we just get money together and be happy…life too short for the fuckery…
RIF!

#ItIsForRealThough
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DEAD
Let you tell it…
The picture if of YouTubers: De’arra & Ken 4 Life
https://www.instagram.com/therealbambinokitten_/
Ohhhh ?
U is special…?
I don’t believe this is legit. Each look way too comfortable, no strain/tension whatsoever.
They must be really in love not to notice that big beast in the water…what is that?