How embarrassing for Mrs. Spitzer, the wife of disgraced ex-N.Y. governor Eliot Spitzer, who stood by her husband’s side as he announced his resignation today for doing what men do naturally.

Too bad for him that a federal sting was in place when he ordered a $4300 hooker from the exclusive Emperor’s Club call girl ring. What does a hooker do for two hours for $4300 anyway? Federal investigators say Spitzer may have spent as much as $80,000 on call girls during his term as governor.

I bet she thought her husband would never cheat on her. Famous last words, lol.
Women who say their men will never cheat are living in a fantasy world. Did you know that if it weren’t for men there would be no hooker trade?

Married women don’t usually cruise the streets looking for men to solicit for sex. 90% of a hooker’s johns are married men or men with families. In Atlanta there are more tranny hookers working the streets than your average run-of-the-mill hooker. And guess who their clients are?

This is one of my favorite Atlanta stories: I used to live in a downtown loft during the 90s. Some evenings, from my perch at my 6th floor window, I watched a steady stream of cars leaving the Atlanta Journal employee parking lot at 5 PM. Those cars would circle my block for almost an hour.

After watching this parade of cars for at least a week, I asked a neighbor what was going on. He told me that the male AJC employees were soliciting men for sex before they went home to their wives. I wondered about the baby car seats that I saw through the rear windows of some of those cars as they circled the block. I also wondered about the unsuspecting moms of those babies.

It’s amazing to me that women can spend hundreds of dollars on weave, but they won’t hire a private detective to tail their husbands for a week if they have their suspicions. I guess a few hundred dollars isn’t worth it to have piece of mind.

Congratulations to David Paterson, the first bi-racial governor of New York!