UPDATE: 7:00 p.m.

The judge's exact words to Brown were, "You are not to annoy, harass, molest, threaten or use force or violence against anyone." The judge sounds like she means business.

We hope she's a domestic violence advocate for women who suffer abuse at the hands of violent offenders like Chris Brown. We hope she puts him under the jail house.


The arraignment is over. It was very brief. Brown was just ordered not to harass Rihanna even though his attorney told the judge that Rihanna didn't request such a protective order. His next court date is April 6th.

Correction: this wasn't Chris Brown arriving to court. It was his brother Nick. Thanks Kenya!

Woman beater Chris Brown showed up at the L.A. County courthouse at 6:30 p.m. dressed conservatively in grey jacket and black slacks with a white shirt. Brown is charged with felony domestic assault and making threats. Photographers and cameramen pushed and shoved and cursed each other as Brown made his way into the courthouse.

He was accompanied by his attorney Mark Garragos was able to delay the hearing today from this morning to 3:30 p.m. west coast time.

Domestic protesters also showed up outside the L.A. County courthouse where the media horde had assembled since early this morning.

Watch the live stream

Aren't we tired of Rihanna's alcoholic father talking to the media every 5 minutes? It's obvious he's getting paid for these so-called "exclusive" interviews. And it's obvious that Rihanna knows he's using her, which is why she changed her number and didn't give him the new one.

So what did he have to say in his latest "exclusive" interview? Nothing that we don't already know:

From US Magazine:

    US: What was your reaction after hearing Chris Brown was charged with two felonies?
    Fenty: I don't know how to react. Chris is a very talented guy. I still think he's a little immature for Rihanna. Justice can never be served in this situation. He can't feel the pain she felt. I don't believe in hitting a woman. I hope everything works out better for them. I don't feel happy or sad. He's in the court's hands. Let justice prevail.

    US: Have you seen the new police report that details Brown biting, hitting and threatening to kill Rihanna?
    Fenty: I haven't seen anything. I hear so many things. I don't know what to believe until I see it myself. Rihanna's mother is telling me that she hasn't heard anything from her [Rihanna]. She said the last she heard Rihanna was well.

    US: I know you've been speaking with your daughter over text. Is she no longer reachable?
    RF: I'll text the old numbers she had, and I call them. One girl answered, and she said, "This is not Robin's number anymore." I asked, "Do you work for Robin? Do you deal with Robin?" And the girl hung up, so I don't know what's going on anymore. I'm lost.

    Us: What was her last text to you?
    RF: [She] said, "Daddy, I miss you." And that's it. And I could not reply. I saw a number and texted back, "I miss you too." And I didn't get another reply from her.

    US: I know you've been speaking with your daughter over text. Is she no longer reachable?
    RF: I'll text the old numbers she had, and I call them. One girl answered, and she said, "This is not Robin's number anymore." I asked, "Do you work for Robin? Do you deal with Robin?" And the girl hung up, so I don't know what's going on anymore. I'm lost.

    Us: What was her last text to you?
    RF: [She] said, "Daddy, I miss you." And that's it. And I could not reply. I saw a number and texted back, "I miss you too." And I didn't get another reply from her.

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Today the Dow Jones average plunged to lows not seen since the mid 1990s. But Barack Obama asks 'what are you worrying for? You don't have any money in stocks anyway.'

Trouble is, the company you work for does have money in the stock market. And if they lose everything, you're out of a job.

But don't fret, there's always the food lines and welfare. Obama's got your back with free government handouts -- as long as you stay in your lane and accept the handouts on his terms.

I always wondered how Germany was free one day and fell under control of a dictator the next.

This is how socialism works: kill the banks and destroy capitalism. Then make the citizens dependent on the government for everything.

From the NY Post:

    Michael Strahan likes to keep really close track of his women.

    When the gap-toothed ex-Giant suspected his longtime girlfriend of cheating, he put a tracking device in her car - and went ballistic when she found it, sources told The Post.

    It's the second time Strahan, who now lives in California, used the Big Brother tactic on gal pal Nicole Murphy, the ex-wife of comedian Eddie Murphy, a source said.

    But Strahan has been playing amateur snoop for years.

    During his nasty 2006 divorce trial, Strahan's ex-wife, Jean, accused the hulking defensive lineman of using high-tech spyware to tap her phone at their New Jersey mansion. She also revealed at the trial that he'd installed a secret video system to record her sister undressing.

    Nicole Murphy, a model, and Strahan have been an item since early 2007. They regularly turn up together at red carpet events, and her five kids with Eddie are said to be fond of the NFL commentator.

    Murphy boasted in February 2008 that she and Strahan have a relationship based on "communication and shared interests."

    But she also had been sharing interests with Universal Records A&R exec Demetrius Spencer.

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Dang, did I detect a little swag from the gloved one when he walked onstage? He looked so normal.

Today Michael Jackson announced his final concert tour which will take place at London's O2 Arena in July. It took him 10 minutes to say "I just want to say that, um, these will be my final show performances in London... this will be it... this is really it... this my final concert... I'll see you in July!"

And when he waved his hand, and all the men in the audience fainted.

As predicted, woman beater Chris Brown has been officially charged with two felonies. The LAPD and the L.A. County prosecutor's office have come under fire recently for allowing evidence from the case to be sold to the highest bidder. They have since built a solid case against Chris Brown, who will most certainly do time in this case:

From TMZ.com:

The L.A. County District Attorney has just charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making a criminal threat, also a felony.

The charging documents name "Robyn F." as the alleged victim.

Brown will be arraigned today at 3:30 PM in downtown LA.

A spokesperson for the D.A. tells TMZ he could face a maximum of four years and eight months in prison.

Story developing...

The British are in an uproar over several apparent snubs directed at the visiting Prime Minister and his wife by the Obamas.

First, the British didn't take kindly to POTUS Barack Hussein Obama sending back the Winston Churchill bust that was a gift from former British prime minister Tony Blair following the September 11 attacks. Obama replaced the bust with one of Abraham Lincoln.

Then Obama snubbed Prime Minister Gordon Brown this week when he canceled a scheduled meeting with him in the White House rose garden. Oh, his excuse was the light blanket of snow that fell on D.C. -- as if the meeting couldn't be held indoors.

But this latest snub by First lady Michelle Obama has the British citizenry heated: Gordon Brown and his wife came to D.C. bearing fine gifts for the First daughters -- Top Shop dresses (with matching necklaces) and a selection of books by British authors worth hundreds of British pounds.

In return, Michelle gave the Brown's two sons cheap, tacky, plastic replicas of Obama's controversial Marine One helicopter. The trinkets can be purchased for $15 in the White House gift shop.

I'm bewildered that White House Social Secretary Desiree Rogers didn't handle the selection of gifts for the visiting dignitaries. Isn't that part of her job description?

How embarrassing! Now I have to hear about this from my British blogging counterparts.

To those of you who continue to defend bitch-boy Chris Brown, I hope you note the things he said to Rihanna are the classic words of a domestic abuser. Additionally, Rihanna's reaction -- not getting out of the car and sitting there taking his abuse -- are the classic signs of battered woman syndrome.

I hope you feel good about defending this piece of sh*t.

From TMZ.com:

    FOX 11 in L.A. obtained LAPD detectives notes from a search warrant in the case. According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown's phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn't because she was wearing her seat belt.

    Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna's head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective's notes.

    Blood spattered all over Rihanna's clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood.

    Brown allegedly told Rihanna, "I'm going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see."

    Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there."

    Brown then replied, "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you."

    According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock -- she almost lost consciousness. LINK

By the way, TMZ is streaming live outside the courthouse where they are awaiting the woman beater's arrival. Click to watch.

Thanks to loyal reader Dawnmonique for sending this video of Tony Czar and his Protege' 10-year-old Lil BIGZ.

Lil BIGZ puts Ciara to shame when it comes to learning complicated dance routines. Ciara always looks stiff when she dances. Come to think of it, Janet Jackson could take a lesson from this kid too.

I totally agree with loyal reader Oneal who is outraged that attention whore Sean Combs would rather compare chicken recipes than discuss his giving shelter to woman beater Chris Brown and his victim Rihanna.

What about Chris and Rihanna, Diddy? Are you providing a halfway house for wife beaters and their victims? Tell us what we want to know. Please don't deflect the rumors with idiotic low-grade youtube videos about greasy ass fried chicken fool!