Bey has Jay Z whipped like a dog on a chain

I heard that Beyonce got Jay Z on the phone and chewed him out shortly after stories began circulating on the blogs about him partying stateside with his ex-roommate Larry Johnson like he was single again while she was off touring in Europe.

They say Jay Z didn’t waste any time packing his Viagra and an overnight bag and rushing to Beyonce’s side in Barcelona, Spain. His plan is to take in the sights in Barcelona with Bey while making sure the paparazzi trail along to get all their shots so he can get back to the states and begin his tour.

I LOVE that vest Bey is wearing. I wonder who she borrowed it from? Certainly someone with style and impeccable taste. I tried to buy a vest like that one last month but it was sold out everywhere.

By the way, I hear that once Jay Z saw Ciara’s dismal CD sales, he cut half of her dates on his upcoming tour. That’s what I heard but please don’t quote me on that.

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Celebs Out & About

Producer/rap artist Missy Elliott hasn’t been on the scene in a minute. But she stepped out last night to attend the How You Rock It 3 party at M2 Ultra Lounge last night in NYC with Mona Scott (Violator mgt.), left, and Sylvia Rhone (Exec. VP of Universal Records), right. Missy’s makeup is on point! I’m not sure if that’s her lacefront cascading down her back or someone else’s weave behind her.
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Rapper Soulja Boy Tellem also attended the party at M2 Lounge in NYC last night. I was talking to an industry vet yesterday who told me that rappers no longer care that we know they’re bling is fake. He said they hold it up in pictures anyway. Here is Exhibit A.
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Former child star Tatyana Ali (Fresh Prince of Bel Air) was spotted out & about shopping in Beverly Hills today. Don’t you love it when young ladies (under 30) dress with such style and grace? She knows that a woman doesn’t have to take it all off or show their wares to get a man’s attention.
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Hunky singer Seal was spotted shopping for camera equipment at Samy’s Camera store in L.A. today. I’m perspiring just looking at him.
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And here I thought Obama was coming to his senses…

Remember last week I told you about Barack Hussein Obama flip flopping on releasing torture photos and reversing his decision to close Gitmo? Well, now it turns out that he did so only because he found out his own party (the Democrats) were about to flip on him.

Apparently, Obama is one of those cats who thinks everyone will fall in line and have his back no matter what ignorant decision he makes — even if that decision impacts negatively on them. That feeling of superiority in the face of failure is one of the classic hallmarks of a narcissist by the way.

The U.S. Senate today voted overwhelmingly to block funding to shut down the detainee center at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, dealing another blow to one of President Obama’s signature national security issues.

In a 90-6 vote, the Senate followed in the footsteps of the House of Representatives and passed an amendment deleting $80 million in funds from a war funding bill earmarked to close the Guantanamo Bay prison.

Republicans have been raising alarm bells for weeks about the prospect of Obama’s planned Guantanamo closure.

Where will the detainees go, they’ve asked over and over. Will they be tried in the United States? And will former detainees, if cleared of the charges against them, be walking the U.S. streets?

Democrats have answered by rejecting Obama’s request for money to start the base closure. Read more…

I guess they said enough is enough?




 

Celebs Out & About

Shouldn’t this be what’s her name posing with 50 Cent instead of Oprah’s significant other, Gayle King? I already know the answer to this question, but what kind of woman would date a man who totally ignores her in public — even when they’re at the same events? And why would this same woman continue to claim a man who refuses to claim her?
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Don’t you wish you could tell actress/rocker Jada Pinkett-Smith to have some french fries and a shake? Jada appears to be wasting away before our very eyes. I could say more, but I won’t out of respect for her.
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I spend quite a bit of my time on forums that cater to caucasian women. And what I’ve noticed is they harbor the same unhealthy hostility for Hugh Jackman’s wife Deborra-Lee Furness that some of you have for Tiny. If you think Tiny gets it bad, you should see the nasty things they say about Deborra, who is a few years older than Hugh. It’s a good thing that both Hugh and T.I. are good men who realize that most of the women who disrespect their women also don’t think very much about themselves and could never lift a candle to Deborra or Tiny.


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So I guess CW canceled The Game

Rumor has it that CW has canceled “The Game.” I can’t say that I blame them.

Sorry y’all. I realize some of you are loyal fans of that show but it lost its magic once the budget was cut. The Game was worth watching in its first season. But this past season was simply the worst. Yes, I’m basing that assessment off of the one episode that I saw. But it’s routine for investors to decide whether to invest their money in a series based on one episode called a pilot or test episode.

That one show I saw was horrible. The acting was atrocious and the show moved at the pace of a turtle. When two of the female characters started fighting over an obivously gay man, I knew that show was toast.




 

Rumor Control: According to the Feds, T.I. will do that year

Rumors
by Timex Social Club:

    How do rumors get started, they’re started by the jealous people, and
    They get mad seein’ somethin’ they had that somebody else is holdin’


According to Allhiphop.com, T.I. will do that year (or a little more than half of it) in a minimum security prison in Arkansas. I keep telling y’all to stop believing these stupid rumors you read on these blogs.

When The Associated Press reported on Sunday that T.I. — due to report to the Forrest City low-security federal prison in Little Rock, Arkansas, on May 26 — had been given credit for 305 days of home detention, “so his stay at Forrest City prison will likely be only two months,” the news agency may have misread the sentencing report. The story has since spread on the Internet, but according to Charysse Alexander, a spokesperson for the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Georgia, it is not accurate.

According to Alexander, the rapper was indeed given credit for the 305 days of home confinement he served while awaiting trial in the case, but that has nothing to do with his prison sentence. [link]

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Jay Mohr Calls Michelle Obama a “Big Dude”

I have no clue who he is either. I guess he’s supposed to be a comedian? I agree with whoever it was who said today’s comedians are not funny.