Tiger Woods And R. Kelly Have Something in Common
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse for disgraced golfer Tiger Woods, his latest jump off has created a website where she posted all of his sexually graphic text messages from the time when they creeped together. The 100 messages includes Woods’ preference for slapping, choking, orgies and golden showers. Joslyn is just one of about 16 or 17 jump offs who came forward after Woods’ infamous car accident last year.
If you recall, Joslyn and celebrated attorney Gloria Allred held a press conference simultaneously with Tiger Wood’s televised apology on February 19.
At the time she said she wouldn’t sue Tiger Woods. But that was probably because she knew she didn’t have a case against him. It may be morally wrong, but it’s not illegal to bang jump offs.
But as Gloria surely knows, there are other ways to skin a cat — or skin a Tiger, as the case may be.
TMZ.com posted this tawdry text message that Woods sent to Joslyn James:
OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? … just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you
And this last message to Joslyn sent on October 4, 2009, when Joslyn apparently showed up unexpectedly at a golf function.
“Don’t f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k.”
It is typical of narcissists to point out the irresponsible behavior of others while ignoring their own role in the situation. Interestingly, Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren-Woods has apparently forgiven him and taken him back. But there is no doubt that he will cheat on her again.
Source: TMZ
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Sandra, your last sentence is it in a nutshell. Elin is just waiting for a bigger payday.
Ahahahhah this Tiger ish is getting ridiculous and I don’t care how he talked to a hoe-that’s what she is…puhleez!
Im tired of hearing about this….
NEXT >>>>>>>>>
got damn…who knew he was such a FREAK! i can’t lie though, i am getting a slight sensation from reading some of that shyt.
Damn thats a horrible wig that she’s wearing
Well, he made it blatenly(sp) clear..
– You are my f**king whore.
I’m tired of tiger’s seeing tiger’s hoes.
In the words of Dave Chappelle, *singing* “I wanna piss on you”
I like to get down wit the Hubby in the bedroom, but I’ll be damned if I let a mufugga piss on me.
No Tiger! You can not pee pee on me!
DID YOU PEE ON ME (IN MY BEST MONEY MIKE VOICE)…LOL
I was there with him until he said “golden shower”. WTH is up with that mess???
Oh and MIRS plz stop it…i love that episode of Dave Chappelle.
The only thing that would make this whole Tiger Woods saga interesting at this point is if a black jump-off would come out of the woodworks. NOW, that would be some NEWS…. other than that-this whole situation is
leapyearpisces Says:
The only thing that would make this whole Tiger Woods saga interesting at this point is if a black jump-off would come out of the woodworks. NOW, that would be some NEWS…. other than that-this whole situation is
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Heyyyy leapyear
We won’t ever hear about the black jumpoff, cuz he paid her enuff money to keep her mouth shut
@ leapyear – One did, but went into hiding/got a check real quick.
Tiger Woods is a damn FREAK!
what the hell “you are my fukking whore” THATS AH FOOL, ya heard me??!!!
are y’alls serious? say word! I didn’t know that a black one had came out!!!!
and heeeyyyyy Mirs!!!
miss you guys!!! gotta lurk mostly now, but i try to peak my head in and drop of few lines when i can!!!
y’all wilding out in that sandra bullock post….i keep thinking what if all the posters on SR had to live in a sorority house together….LOL…that would be some shyt!
@ Mirsmommy -
Okay girl!!! Peeing on somebody def crosses the line ____________
One day I was in the shower and my sweetie came on the bathroom, snatched back the shower curtain and pee’d in the shower.. I damn near lost it on his a$$.. I aint the one for no damn pissy or ****ty games
She was his wh0re and she got treated and talked to like one. That’s what she gets not go get a job or keep laying on ya back for money but leave that man alone!
Men are some nasty f*cks
leapyearpisces Says:
and heeeyyyyy Mirs!!!
miss you guys!!! gotta lurk mostly now, but i try to peak my head in and drop of few lines when i can!!!
y’all wilding out in that sandra bullock post….i keep thinking what if all the posters on SR had to live in a sorority house together….LOL…that would be some shyt!
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Sorry for jumpin in… But that’d be like BAD GIRLS CLUB GONE WRONG!!!!!!
Def. wouldnt be able to air it in tv
LOL
leapyearpisces Says:
and heeeyyyyy Mirs!!!
miss you guys!!! gotta lurk mostly now, but i try to peak my head in and drop of few lines when i can!!!
y’all wilding out in that sandra bullock post….i keep thinking what if all the posters on SR had to live in a sorority house together….LOL…that would be some shyt!
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That would be Da Real Bad Girls Club with a little bit of :shotsfired2:
WOW-HE’S A WINNER
ANY WIFE WOULD BE PROUD OF HIM
SHE SHOULD DEFINITELY MAKE IT WORK FOR THE KIDS-HIS TEXTS ALONE ARE GREAT EXAMPLES OF HIS HIGH REGARD FOR WOMEN
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Wow!!! Sad!
Ole girl look sick with that Wooly Mammoth wig on.
HE STILL WAS FUGGIN THE WHORE WITH THE SAME D$CK HE WAS FUGGIN THE WIFE WITH.
AT THE END OF THE DAY-THE ACTION IS STILL THE SAME
“WORDS OR NO WORDS”
NONE OF THESE HEFFAS WOULD BUST A GRAPE IN A FOOD FIGHT
eapyearpisces Says:
are y’alls serious? say word! I didn’t know that a black one had came out!!!
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Yea, I hadn’t heard about that on the airwaves either, but I’m sure he has at least one and at this present time she’s well paid to stay hidden…(my guess would be)
LOL @ Florida Chick and Mirs thinking the same thing… well, it definteley would NEVER be a dull moment…they would have to find a way to edit that shyt for tv…none of us would EVER have to work again! LOL….
FloridaChick813 Says:
Men are some nasty f*cks
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Not to carry over from the other post BUT if I ever met Tiger in real life, I’d put on my Belly voice and say “Is this the freakiest n**ga in Windermere?”
@ ohpretty1 Says:
Sandra, your last sentence is it in a nutshell. Elin is just waiting for a bigger payday.
My sediments exactly. I still do not care about Tiger or his jumpoffs 
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tiger woods was a real tiger in bed throwing chicks around the room
This chick looks just like the sloth from Ice Age.
I could be wrong but I believe his a$$ will cheat again. I wish a muthafucca would ask to or take a piss on me!!
You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you
heffa shoulda ran as fast as she could!!!
I know I might be in the minority here, but outside of the golden showers, Tiger sounds like he would have been an EXCELLENT lover
to his wife, if he could have just kept his freakish ways at home.
Well did we expect the text to say how much he loved her? She’s a whore & he was treating her as such. Unlucky for him she wasn’t a “loyal” whore.
The media is the ones giving these whores shine. Making them household names. They’re whores!!!! They don’t have loyalty. They don’t have morals. All they have is a loose puzzy with a open 24 hours sign on it.
Stop posting their names, stop featuring them on tv, stop letting them sit their loose puzzy on Oprah couch. Sick of hoes getting shine. Bitsh you wanna shine that’s what amature night at the strip club is for. Stay in ya hoe ass lane.
#rantover
and heeeyyyyy Mirs!!!
miss you guys!!! gotta lurk mostly now, but i try to peak my head in and drop of few lines when i can!!!
y’all wilding out in that sandra bullock post….i keep thinking what if all the posters on SR had to live in a sorority house together….LOL…that would be some shyt!
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Tiger is a sick man. Does anyone know if Elin is really getting back him? A Golden Shower huh..yuck
and heeeyyyyy Mirs!!!
miss you guys!!! gotta lurk mostly now, but i try to peak my head in and drop of few lines when i can!!!
y’all wilding out in that sandra bullock post….i keep thinking what if all the posters on SR had to live in a sorority house together….LOL…that would be some shyt!
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Bad Girls Clubs: SR edition
Club*
I’d be willing to bet he’s going to cheat again, but it’s no surprise Elin is hanging in there with him. It happens everyday.
leapyearpisces Says:
I know I might be in the minority here, but outside of the golden showers, Tiger sounds like he would have been an EXCELLENT lover to his wife, if he could have just kept his freakish ways at home.
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I’m sure Elin probably wouldn’t take to kindly to being slapped, choked, and thrown around. Doesn’t sound too romantic to me, but hey, to each his/her own.
golden showers….thats fuggin nasty…the choking dont knock it till you try it
I’m so OVER THIS! He’s a hoe and like attracts like. He isn’t the first person to cheat and surely won’t be the last. And that’s Elin’s business if she wants to remain with him, I’m not going to criticize or condemn her.
@ leapyearpisces Says:
I know I might be in the minority here, but outside of the golden showers, Tiger sounds like he would have been an EXCELLENT lover to his wife, if he could have just kept his freakish ways at home.
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I disagree. People may be willing to do “everything” and still not know how to do “anything” well.
leapyearpisces Says:
I know I might be in the minority here, but outside of the golden showers, Tiger sounds like he would have been an EXCELLENT lover
Naw u aren’t alone I liked it all but the shower part
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iscream says:
you wanna shine that’s what amature night at the strip club is for. Stay in ya hoe ass lane
funny az h3ll but sooooo true
@ #48 kimip84 Says:
golden showers….thats fuggin nasty…the choking dont knock it till you try it
I KNOW thats right! dont knock it until u try it!!
HELL DONT JUDGE ME-I’M JUST SAYIN
I just can’t see Tiger tryin to “put it down”. I just can’t picture it.
And those 
of his look like they’ll rip your nipples and cl*t clean off!!
NEXT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
And those of his look like they’ll rip your nipples and cl*t clean off!!
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I think I said that before about him.
ok…so we got fruit roll up, cough drops, bubbles and choking…Sandra could open up her own brothel and put everyone in Vegas OUT OF BUSINESS. Pimp Sandra!
That woman looks emotionally disturbed. The perfect prey to be tossed around.
i think I’ll pass on the chokin
kimip84 Says:
….the choking dont knock it till you try it
mirsmommy Says:
In the words of Dave Chappelle, *singing* “I wanna piss on you”
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I literally choked on my salad! BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@ iscream
that about sums it up!
i unno ’bout that chokin’. i might forget it’s supposed to be a turnon and start fightin’ for my life…kick hubby in the nutsack!! not.sexy.at.all
ms.truth Says:
ok…so we got fruit roll up, cough drops, bubbles and choking…Sandra could open up her own brothel and put everyone in Vegas OUT OF BUSINESS. Pimp Sandra!
LMAO!!!!! LMAO!!!
You know what this is ridiculous. I think tiger is a piece of ****, but these two are OBVIOUSLY black mailing him! They ust want a check to go away. This woman should be beaten down in public, WH9RE! Thats all she is, a WHORE! She knew he was married and expected what exactly ?
And to top it off, when he did his apology, this bish is sitting there having her own ish talmbout how ‘ he owes me an apology too ‘ fah what?
Stupid slu7 cut her hair off, wiped off the skanky make up, but you can put lipstick on a pig, but its still a pig.
yall some freaks
Hmmmmm….didn’t she try to have Tiger apologize to her for making her fall in love with him (her words exactly)…He called her a whore…ummmm is that love? She deserved what she got, next….
*Still Lurking**
Okay, so we have went from living in a sorority house together being the SR BAD GIRLS CLUB, to Sandra putting us on the stroll…..LMAO!!!
Tiger knows that he prefers some fugly yt whores. I mean out of all of those jumpoffs I think only a couple of them were remotely cute.
I will pass on the choking too…I already have fainting spells when I get overheated…
FloridaChick813 Says: Well, he made it blatenly(sp) clear..
- You are my f**king whore.
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word! elin should feel better unless she bout-it bout-it like that.
speakinmymind Says:
i unno ’bout that chokin’. i might forget it’s supposed to be a turnon and start fightin’ for my life…kick hubby in the nutsack!! not.sexy.at.all
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I can’t get with the chokin thing neither. Now the hair-pulling,
, I can deal with that, especially from behind. Just don’t pull my sh*t too hard, I don’t need a sore scalp. 
We don’t even know if ANY of this is true. She could be making this stuff up or adding to it. It’s not like she is a reliable source or her mouth is a Bible.
And what is her point anyway, she is the same thing Tiger is…NOT a victim
Karamelkisses76 Says:
That woman looks emotionally disturbed. The perfect prey to be tossed around.
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She looks like a character out of one of those crazy lady movies. Rebecca DeMornay, I think? She had a wig like that before she was blonde. It simply won’t come to me, but I did a double take.
Dam what a trifling woman. To put a website up is beyond messier than messy. I wonder whats going on in that sick head of hers. To even have a relationship with a married man is disgusting (in my opinion) but to ruin him is just despicable (sp?)
Choking? I’m gonna have to knock that one!
I like a lot of y’all but not to the point to know what y’all like in bed.
ReadTheBlog Says:
I like a lot of y’all but not to the point to know what y’all like in bed.
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Well damn.
ReadTheBlog Says:
I like a lot of y’all but not to the point to know what y’all like in bed.
RTB:
Like i tell the twins, sharing is caring…LOL
@RTB sorry for the TMI (i was just saying though LOL)
Who would have known that Tiger was such a freak
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I do think he will cheat again….but maybe he will be a little more choosy and not choose females with big mouths and dollar signs glowing in their eyes
Sandra…These women are just as bad as he is. The facts are: They knew he was married, regardless if he told them he wasnt happy he was legally a married man and morally what they did was wrong and irresponsible. She deserves no sympathy. Why give this woman the time of day when all she wants is the focus on her. She is just what Tiger treated her: a jumpoff that knew her place. But now she wants her shine?Why else do these women keep the txt msgs? “just in case”. Pure trash. Im sorry but Jumpoffs that know the entire situation dont deserve an apology. They need to MOVE ON
Tiger shoulda just ordered an escort and called it a day. You don’t pay for the sex, you pay for them to shut up and leave.
I can not believe you guys are falling for this. If this whore had any creditable 411, she would have got her shine on the front line with the first two that got paid. She had nothing worth getting paid for. Rachel Uchitel was the madam and Jaime was among the other hired whores and the one with the real text about changing the voice mail number. The tabloids paid Jaime because she had creditable proof. Tiger took care of the madam so she’s not talking. This whore is just creating a stir because Tiger is playing in the Masters and this is a way for her to get some shine and see if someone will pay her. Even Gloria back off from this whore. In today’s technology world anyone can create emails and make them look like they were sent from another party. Stevie can see through this whore and you guys can’t….Now let me find that email Sandra sent that she has fallen in love with Chris Brown and can not stop posting on him.
he has a thing for sick-looking white women i guess b/c both this one and his wife look like they suffer from some illness
Why all the bitterness and vindictiveness? You KNEW the man was married!!! He could not have lied to you about his marriage situaiton. Did you not see the pictures and outings of him and his WIFE!! SAT DOWN SOMEWHERE!! You were a willing piece in this game, He owes you NOTHING! All this putting him on blast, just makes you look like a fool!!
Ellen is probably pulling a Juantia Jordon. They lived separately in the house together. Once everythign was finalized it was a done deal. There is no way she is staying with Tiger…watch and see. They probably have some type of arrangement for now to save what little fame he has.