New Music: Assanine – Hair Weave

Sandra Rose May 19, 2010

Well, it’s not exactly new, but this is the first time I’m hearing it. Blame D1P and Word On the Street’s Isis Wisdom for this one!

Image swiped from ONTD

Daisy

DEAD
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

Kelly hair was bad…. She should go back to her short hair style…with her real hair…I like her with her real hair short …

*looks around for KC*
http://nwmasssmedia.com NichelleWalker/nwmasssmedia.com

booooooooooooo flop……
CivilEngineer

@that top pic…she does put the worst hair on such a pretty face
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

I see a Cutie at the 0:57 mark the song sucks…

But I like to wear my hair weave once in a while… But I like to rock my natural hair more often…So I am team both…
KayCeiSoul

Grabs Kelly’s hand and takes a ruler to it while saying: Kelly (whopp!) Don’t (whopp!) Do (whopp!) This (whopp whopp whopp!) No Mo!!! (BLAM!)
Mother Jefferson

i cant breathe
meanNsurly

DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!! They are so wrong for that!
ELove

@Nichelle
Ms.kaylamomma
AlwaysSweet
pinksghetti

That Kelly picture ain’t right, LOL. I kinda liked that song it was pretty creative and really funny.
MUNCHOSGIRL

REALLY NOW SANDRA? OUT OF THE ENTERTAINERS TO WEAR WEAVEM WHY SINGLE KELLY OUT? OH YEAH SANDRA CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOUR REACTION TO BEYONCE PERFORMING AT WHITE HOUSE STATE DINNER TONIGHT! BWAHHHHH
OutsidetheBox

Got girls with weave
Girls without it
She like, “This all mine.”
“Hmmm…I doubt it.”

Hate weave? Well we hate your fake nails, your fake eyelashes and especially your fake ass!

And Booooo!!!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

That picture is so funny I needed that laugh….
Redeemed777

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!! Sandra got an animated post
mirsmommy

That ish was funny. But I’ll still rock my jet black (#1) hair weave.
PAHairston

Hello All. HIB (Hair I bought) Can you believe that is all? LOL
Man, I just don’t care™

Aren’t we tired of talking about weave? Who cares?
chase

Ain’t nothing wrong with a hair weave, I rock mine when I’m in the mood!
mirsmommy

missy says:

Kelly hair was bad…. She should go back to her short hair style…with her real hair…I like her with her real hair short …
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I agree!
CorporateHoodB-tch

I’m Team Weave and/or Team Natural also. But I agree Kelly looked better with her natural pixie cut.

The animated pic = pure comedy!!!

The video was stuuupid and everyone in it should hang themselves now

Everyone enjoy the rest of your week. As for me…
begins in 5..4..3..2…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

It’s unbeweavable…hook to that song that is playing in my head
Man, I just don’t care™

I wonder what’s going on with black celebrities in Atlanta and in the South….. Hmmm.
Ms.kaylamomma

@Man, where are you located??
Thetruth32

missy says:

I see a Cutie at the 0:57 mark the song sucks…
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he was cute

WTF!!! that was horrible..they are wrong for that lil girl hair
Man, I just don’t care™

@MS. KAYLA MOMMA
“where are you located??”
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Baton Rouge, Louisiana aka “The Home of CivilEngineer”
crzasallgetout

@ Man
“The Home of (SR’s) CivilEngineer”
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

Louisiana is the home of “civil engineers” for real… I never knew engineers could be civil…..

PSA

IM JOKING
Man, I just don’t care™

@THE LADIES

Since we have a post every other day about women’s hair, how do yall feel about the brother’s hair?

Give some favorite and “not-so” favorite styles. I recently shaved my head and was really surprised that I got a lot of compliments.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Man
Yes a nice hair cut def works-braids are out and them lil twigga plats need to stay gone a cute lil fro is sexy….
http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice *\o/*

kelly just cant seem to get it right. at the picture
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@THE LADIES

Since we have a post every other day about women’s hair, how do yall feel about the brother’s hair?

Give some favorite and “not-so” favorite styles. I recently shaved my head and was really surprised that I got a lot of compliments.
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Bald head, brush cut, dreads, etc. As long as the bald head don’t have a bunch of hot dogs on the back of it, and as long as it’s not lookin like a custom bowling ball (c) Baby from Cash Money.

My Hubby has dreads, and I love his, because they’re maintained.
crzasallgetout

@Man
I love a bald man(hi hubby), and a nice low haircut will work as well.

NO braids, dreads, comb over,locs or twist, s-curl, jheri curl, waves, afro,or snatch back.

If he has a receding hairline, I’d prefer he just go bald.
Anna

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@THE LADIES

Since we have a post every other day about women’s hair, how do yall feel about the brother’s hair?

Give some favorite and “not-so” favorite styles. I recently shaved my head and was really surprised that I got a lot of compliments.

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Cut close or bald. Guys make sure you have the head for going bald. Try it on your vacation time.
I don’t care for men w/a head full of hair.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

Shaved/low fade/bald is sexy on a man..I hate braids on grown men after 20 (i would say 18 but i’ll be nice) they should cut their hair…unless you want to loc your hair..I dont really like locs but if done right it can be sexy ..

BASICALLY KEMPT HAIR IS SEXY
pinksghetti

mirsmommy says:

Bald head, brush cut, dreads, etc

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I agree!
M3z

LMAO!!
Man, I just don’t care™

@CRZ AS ALL GET OUT
“I love a bald man(hi hubby), and a nice low haircut will work as well.

NO braids, dreads, comb over,locs or twist, s-curl, jheri curl, waves, afro,or snatch back.

If he has a receding hairline, I’d prefer he just go bald.”
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¿¿¿ ???
Black men do the “comb over?” LOL.

Now, is your ol man dark skinned?
SangriaSugar

@Man…A nice low cut, bald is always good, dreads only if they are maintained
H-Townmama

at the animated pic. Im mad at the glue showing. I personally dont wear weave, because Ive been blessed with more hair than I can stand…If I cut it it grows in super fast…plus weaves seem to mean more upkeep and maintenence and with two girls with a headfull of hair, I dont have the time.
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@ man
I love a man with a bald head if their head is shaped right. A nice close cut is second.
crzasallgetout

@ man
that was a joke. lol

Nope. He’s a tad lighter than caramel but not CB. I don’t like dark dudes. MY PREFERENCE.
crzasallgetout

I meant I didn’t date dark dudes. Civil is a cutie though. And Loon.
crzasallgetout

@H town

I like your hair. I’m trying to get mine to grow that length again.
mzvirgo78

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Man, I just don’t care™

Dayum, I would have BEEN shaved my chit if I knew women was feelin the shaved head this much.

See, they all said they like the shaved the head on dark skin men. At least the women that I knew.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

*waves* hey h-town
mirsmommy

crzasallgetout says:

@Man
I love a bald man(hi hubby), and a nice low haircut will work as well.

NO braids, dreads, comb over,locs or twist, s-curl, jheri curl, waves, afro,or snatch back.

If he has a receding hairline, I’d prefer he just go bald.
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You don’t like the Flo-Ridas, I mean, the receding hairlines?? I hate seeing a man with a comb-over.
mzvirgo78

@ Man …Does your head look like a milk dud??? If so …
crzasallgetout

@mirs

LOL. I hate that mess. Bald may not work but it’s better than what you’re rocking now. sheesh.
Man, I just don’t care™

@MZ VIRGO
“…Does your head look like a milk dud??? If so …”
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Naw, I was nervous my chit would have lumps or something like Lamar Odom. Maybe that’s why I got compliments, because it was round and smooth and chit.
crzasallgetout

@mzvirgo

@ Man
What made you shave it off? Do you shave it weekly? I ask that because I know my other half has to because his hair grows back quick and it’s not cute.
TSRBenz

maybe kelly and brandy can get together to figure out how to fix there weave appropriately
mirsmommy

crzasallgetout says:

@mirs

LOL. I hate that mess. Bald may not work but it’s better than what you’re rocking now. sheesh.
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You ever see the old men with the comb-overs, and the side part is right above their ears????

And I can’t stand to see a man that is balding in the middle, but just refuses to shave his head bald. Head lookin like a pond surrounded by grass.
Man, I just don’t care™

NO braids, dreads, comb over,locs or twist, s-curl, jheri curl, waves, afro,or snatch back.
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CONFESSION:

…naw, nevermind.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@mzvirgo-If Sean garret and young jezzy rock the conehead anyone can shave their head…
H-Townmama

Heyyyy missy!!!! How are you? I miss you guys, but brtween work and now school I just lurk now.
@crza
thanks!!! I cut my hair off two years ago and finally stopped cutting it. I promised to wait until after I get married, hopefully the end of the year before I cut it again.
mirsmommy

TSRBenz says:

maybe kelly and brandy can get together to figure out how to fix there weave appropriately
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That will be a match made in lacefront weave/wig hell.

I’m waiting for Brandy to appear on a red carpet with her lacefront sittin on her eyelids.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@mirs- *dead* …it does look bad that bald spot is like a target in their head….i want to push it or something…
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

NO braids, dreads, comb over,locs or twist, s-curl, jheri curl, waves, afro,or snatch back.
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CONFESSION:

…naw, nevermind.
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Don’t say nevamind. Spit it out. You gotta snatch back, Man?
H-Townmama

I’m waiting for Brandy to appear on a red carpet with her lacefront sittin on her eyelids.

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Im dying!!!!
Man, I just don’t care™

@CRZ AS ALL GET OUT
“What made you shave it off? Do you shave it weekly? I ask that because I know my other half has to because his hair grows back quick and it’s not cute.”
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I intended to cut it real low because I was going to be traveling and wouldn’t be able to get it cut. But then I just said “fugg it” and shaved it off. I had been saying I would do it for years but just chickened out.

Yeah, it grew back QUICK as hail and it looked crazy as it was growing back too.
mirsmommy

missy says:

@mirs- *dead* …it does look bad that bald spot is like a target in their head….i want to push it or something…
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I wanna shoot the bald spots with a suction-cup dart, just to see if it will stick.
kcicero

I’ve been waiting for Empress Kelly to have her own post and I was beyond excited when Miss Daisy Mae alerted me that my dreams had come true…of course this was not what I was expecting…Do better Sandra!

Oh and make sure you cop “Commander on Itunes right now!”
crzasallgetout

@ Mirs but I’ve seen a guy with the part and combover AND waves.

@MAN What?

@Htown
I cut mine right before I got engaged(didn’t know it was about to happen), and then started letting it grow back. After the wedding I cut it again but not super short. It’s a little past my cheeks now. I’m backwards because I’ll cut it in the winter and let it grow in the summer. And I live in Alabama where it gets hot.
mirsmommy

missy says:

@mzvirgo-If Sean garret and young jezzy rock the conehead anyone can shave their head…
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Am I the only one that feels that Ne-Yo should have a permanent hat on his head??? Ne-Yo is beyond talented, but that boy’s head was cursed!!!
Man, I just don’t care™

And I can’t stand to see a man that is balding in the middle, but just refuses to shave his head bald. Head lookin like a pond surrounded by grass.
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Yeah, I would DEFINITELY shave my chit if I had the pond sittin in the back of my head!
mzvirgo78

@ Missy …you have a point! Like there’s some men that ONLY look good with their cap on. Then they take it off and u be like …DAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! … Put it back on!
mirsmommy

crzasallgetout says:

@ Mirs but I’ve seen a guy with the part and combover AND waves.
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You shoulda slapped his a** with a ticket violation for having confused hair.
Man, I just don’t care™

@MIRS MOMMY

YOU GOT ME DYIN IN HERE!

“confused hair”
mirsmommy

mzvirgo78 says:

@ Missy …you have a point! Like there’s some men that ONLY look good with their cap on. Then they take it off and u be like …DAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! … Put it back on!
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As soon as my niece started dating, I told her to beware of the fitted cap trick.
crzasallgetout

@Man
Keep shaving it. Most women I know love a bald head. Unless you have those bumps in the back.
H-Townmama

@crza
Im the same way. It can be 100 degress, almost there now in Houston, and Im rocking long hair that Im wearing down, but will cut it short in the dead of winter. Its crazy I know.
crzasallgetout

LL is one that should ALWAYS wear a hat.
H-Townmama

at the nasty bumps.
I had a man come install the cable for my internet and it was so gross! Looked like his brain had started to escape out the back of his head.
mirsmommy

crzasallgetout says:

@Man
Keep shaving it. Most women I know love a bald head. Unless you have those bumps in the back.
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True story….

We’re riding in the car, and my obese cousin is in the front seat, and my little sisters were in the back. All of a sudden, one of my little sisters says that the obese cousin was smilin at her. So I’m like, how is he smilin at you, when he’s not even lookin at you? Why did that little girl point to the back of head. She was talkin about them damn hot dogs resting back there. I couldn’t stop laughin!!!!!
Man, I just don’t care™

@MIRS MOMMY
“Don’t say nevamind. Spit it out. You gotta snatch back, Man?”
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What the hail is a snatch back? LOL. I don’t think I wanna know.

Ok, I had my chit ~~permed~~…*ahem* PIMPED for a hot second.
SangriaSugar

Am I the only one that feels that Ne-Yo should have a permanent hat on his head??? Ne-Yo is beyond talented, but that boy’s head was cursed!!!
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Nope…he need to stay with a hat on. I saw a mugg shot of him…all I could say is “Po’ Baby”
mirsmommy

H-Townmama says:

at the nasty bumps.
I had a man come install the cable for my internet and it was so gross! Looked like his brain had started to escape out the back of his head.
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http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@h-town -Im fine and you were missed also….but i know we all get busy and good luck with school…..

How are you ????
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@MIRS MOMMY
“Don’t say nevamind. Spit it out. You gotta snatch back, Man?”
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What the hail is a snatch back? LOL. I don’t think I wanna know.

Ok, I had my chit permed…*ahem* PIMPED for a hot second.
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You had a perm???? A Katt Williams kinda perm????

A snatch back looks like somebody snatched your hairline wayyyyy back. Sorta like Flo-Rida’s, but his hairline looks like somebody shaved an “M” on his hairline.
Man, I just don’t care™

@CRZ AZ ALL GET OUT
“Keep shaving it. Most women I know love a bald head. Unless you have those bumps in the back.”
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Oh hail no! No razor bumbs.

That’s from either not using a clean razor, shaving too close or using something that irrates the skin after shaving (like rubbing alcohol).

Some dudes are just unlucky and have VERY curly hair which curls into the skin causing a bump, but if it still curls up after changing the routine, they should use professional style clippers (or see a dermatologist).

NO excuses for the razor bumps in 2010.
H-Townmama

@Missy
Im fine. Just trying to balance school and work again. Going for Business Admin with a minor in management. My lil ones are driving me crazy and my mom is coming to stay with me shortly…I may have a nervous breakdown anyday now Thank goodness my fiance’ is around to help pick up the slack.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@mirs-I thin ne-yo needs a permanat hat…I think he should get a hat tattooed on his head so when he takes it off he can spare us the torture….

The homie Kanye has lumps on the back of his head…It looks so nasty…but I can overlook it…. I call it “head fat”
mirsmommy

missy says:

@mirs-I thin ne-yo needs a permanat hat…I think he should get a hat tattooed on his head so when he takes it off he can spare us the torture….

The homie Kanye has lumps on the back of his head…It looks so nasty…but I can overlook it…. I call it “head fat”
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@ head fat. I been calling em hot dogs, but I’m gon have to use head fat.
crzasallgetout

Go to hell Mirs with that smiling story!!!

@Man
I know what razor bumps are nut. When get them too. LOL
I agree
Man, I just don’t care™

@MIRS MOMMY
“You had a perm???? A Katt Williams kinda perm????

A snatch back looks like somebody snatched your hairline wayyyyy back. Sorta like Flo-Rida’s, but his hairline looks like somebody shaved an “M” on his hairline.”
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Naw, I’m just fuggin wit you. Ain’t no way I would get a perm.

LOL, no snatchback either.

**Lemme knock on wood because my Dad’s hair line has straight up retreated!**
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@Mz.Virgo-the hat and earrings trick….he is the dude that is so sexy with the hat and earrings but without them…you are like… …

Hats and earrings(shades also) are what make-up is to women….it can enhance your beauty or take away from it..

@h-town- Oh…I hope you can balance all the things you have going on well…It will all work out…and good thing you have a good support system..
crzasallgetout

Man you’re f’d then if your dad’s hair is gone. ha
mirsmommy

crzasallgetout says:

Go to hell Mirs with that smiling story!!!
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Crz, you know I’m on my way there wearing a gasoline catsuit, holding a lit match.
mirsmommy

crzasallgetout says:

Man you’re f’d then if your dad’s hair is gone. ha
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My kids are f*cked, cuz they have Hubby’s head. Poor babies.
Ashley

LOLL. crazy
Ashley

i do feel bad for her. Like, come on. She has too much money to have a sloppy weave. smh. Even a regular chick couldnt get away with this botched hair job.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@mirs-your sister was so wrong for that poor girl must have been really embarrassed…
Man, I just don’t care™

@CRZ AZ ALL GET OUT
“Man you’re f’d then if your dad’s hair is gone. ha”
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No! It’s supposed to come from the Mother, like height, which we know for a fact comes from the mother.

A woman’s sons are guaranteed to be at least her height or taller. Interesting huh.
crzasallgetout

@man
Keep telling yourself that bruh. Keep hope alive though.
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@CRZ AZ ALL GET OUT
“Man you’re f’d then if your dad’s hair is gone. ha”
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No! It’s supposed to come from the Mother, like height, which we know for a fact comes from the mother.

A woman’s sons are guaranteed to be at least her height or taller. Interesting huh.
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Well, I’m 5’0, and my 3 year old is 40 inches, and Hubby is 6’1. How tall do you think he’s gonna be???
H-Townmama

Well, I’m 5?0, and my 3 year old is 40 inches, and Hubby is 6?1. How tall do you think he’s gonna be???
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Same here. Im 5’2, but my 3 yr old is 40 inches and her dad is 6’2. Almost all the women in his fam are over 5’8.
Man, I just don’t care™

@CRZ AZ ALL GET OUT
“Keep telling yourself that bruh. Keep hope alive though.”
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**crossing fingers**
Man, I just don’t care™

@MIRS MOMMY
“Well, I’m 5?0, and my 3 year old is 40 inches, and Hubby is 6?1. How tall do you think he’s gonna be???”
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Is your 3 yr old male or female? If he is male, all I know is that he will be at least 5’0″ tall. I bullchit you not, you can look it up.

I know that doesn’t help at all. LOL. I would guess shorter than your hubby but taller than you. 5’7″ ish or so. I think the doctor can do an x-ray or compare his hands/feet or something and give you a pretty good estimate.
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@MIRS MOMMY
“Well, I’m 5?0, and my 3 year old is 40 inches, and Hubby is 6?1. How tall do you think he’s gonna be???”
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Is your 3 yr old male or female? If he is male, all I know is that he will be at least 5?0? tall. I bullchit you not, you can look it up.

I know that doesn’t help at all. LOL. I would guess shorter than your hubby but taller than you. 5?7? ish or so. I think the doctor can do an x-ray or compare his hands/feet or something and give you a pretty good estimate.
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He’s a male. Lil bad a**, too.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@THE LADIES
Since we have a post every other day about women’s hair, how do yall feel about the brother’s hair?

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I love to see men and boys with low cut fades. They can keep that Caesar cut though. hate it — especially on females.

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