Hoping to appease the gays, Columbia Records leaked a dance track from the Target Deluxe Edition of Beyonce's upcoming album, 4, entitled "Schoolin' Life". The track is produced by The Dream and has a certain desperate quality to it.
Just so this post isn't a complete waste...
...troubled singer Chris Brown has once again apologized to the gays via his Twitter account for dropping a "gay slur" during another public meltdown. According to TMZ, Chris Brown was issued a simple parking ticket in L.A. yesterday -- which he objected to because he thinks he's above receiving parking tickets. So, like a typical narcissist, he looked around for a commoner to place the blame on for his failings in life.
Suspecting that the hard working paparazzi nearby tipped off the parking attendant, he turned to them and shouted, "Y'all n**gas is weak. Did y'all call them to try and film me? Y'ALL N**GAS IS GAY!" Cue the
gay mafia gay rights groups, who rushed forward to condemn Brown's misuse of the word "gay" -- which, before it was hijacked by the homosexual community, meant "cheerful, lighthearted and carefree."
So Brown took to his Twitter page and tweeted this message to his 3 million followers: