Kelly Rowland will sell only 70-75K in U.S., but she already knew that

Kelly Rowland’s latest album, Here I Am, is set to sell only 70-75K copies in the United States, according to industry estimates based on one-day sales figures. But Kelly already knew her album wouldn’t sell many copies in America, and she isn’t worried. Kelly knows she’s a Superstar over in England where her most loyal supporters are. Her album will exceed sales expectations in England which is why she promoted her project almost entirely across the pond instead of in America where fans are mostly bandwagon jumpers. Kelly knows what side her bread is buttered on, so she doesn’t care whether her album sells well over here or not.

Here I Am is in stores now!

Photos: Scope



 


318 Responses to “Kelly Rowland will sell only 70-75K in U.S., but she already knew that”

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    kingstonn says:

    i walked past her cd in Target and it seemed to be selling pretty well. she’ll be okay either way so.. :shrug:

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    Well from what I hear the album sucks anyway…but I’m glad she has overseas sales to save her…I truly am happy for her success over in Europe! :cheer:

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    Im hungry and bored because of Sandra

    :waves: Kingston

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    kingstonn says:

    that first picture is beautiful though.. :yes:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    That sux, I liked the few songs I skimmed through of it the other day. The US isn’t the only place on the planet so as long as she does well somewhere, :thumbsup:

    The pic are hawt!

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    kingstonn says:

    estiffffanneeeeee! :hug:

    hey kita bread! :lol:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Choco! :hug:

    Jay! Is you gettin yo Marrilyn Monroe on Gal? Me likey! :yes:

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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    that wig is wearing her #notagoodlook

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Fe Fe! :2dance:

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    didnt Janet do a pose similar to that????
    Sandra why are you stalkin Kelly

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey Luscious! :wave:

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    Mamacita says:

    That pic of her is nice! Am I the only one who likes long hair on her? Probably so…

    I don’t think Americans are bandwagon jumpers, they just don’t like her music.

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    I’m about to go into a meeting…but I just gotta say that anyone who finds Kelly Rowland to be unattractive needs to look at these pics in this post…the woman is gawjus with that flawless skin and prominent bone structure… but again, that is just my opinion… :shrugs:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    :smack: Dang, so that means she got naked for nothing! Ungratful Americans :mad:

    :waves: Sup Fam!

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    kingstonn says:

    @ kita
    girl, who know.. i was probably :koolaid:

    @ brown
    yuuup. i think it was like on a magazine cover or promo for her cd but i remember that same pose, weave, wtc..

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Good morning, Choco (bliss), Kingstonn, Dimpz, Cita, WCC & Blunt! :kiss:

    Blunt, how is the Clean & Clear working for you??? BTW – your gravi is awesome. Beautiful smile! :yes:

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    vjackson says:

    So Sandra, do you like Kelly?? Lol

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    iscream says:

    So you’re blaming the American Fans for her album flopping? How about you blame her for not properly promoting it. Like you stated most of her promo has been over seas so maybe THAT’S why she will sell over there. It has nothing to do with bandwagon jumping. I heard on Miss Jones this morning saying she doesn’t know what her next single will be. That makes no sense considering Motivation has been playing since before Summer started.

    Glad she KNEW she wasn’t going to sell that many records because I recall a certain blogger reporting she was going to out sell Beyonce first week sales …. :coffee:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :rofl: @ Kingston. It’s beautiful regardless of your level of sobriety or lack of.

    Hey Tatted! :kiss:

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    BTW – I must say that bish is working that first photo!

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    Daisy says:

    Kelly is GORG and has some of the best skin in the biz

    Although folks knock her for not promoting or what have you I don’t think Kelly will ever be a “star” in the states no matter what she does or how hard she works but that’s just my .02 I cld be wrong

    Good Luck Kelly :cheer:

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    CFREE says:

    Kelly will be alright even if she doesnt sell well in the states

    Luv that 1st pic :thumbsup:

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    Sandra why are you stalkin Kelly
    __________________________
    :yes: :rofl:

    I have a hangover or Im hungover :coffee:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    kingstonn says:

    i walked past her cd in Target and it seemed to be selling pretty well.
    ________________________

    :rofl: thats the problem… folks just WALKED past the dang CD, as opposed to buying it
    #loves it :rofl:

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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    I’m about to go into a meeting…but I just gotta say that anyone who finds Kelly Rowland to be unattractive needs to look at these pics in this post…the woman is gawjus with that flawless skin and prominent bone structure… but again, that is just my opinion…
    ____________________________________________________

    I don’t think Kelly is ugly at all but them wigs she wears are a turn off most of the time. I wish she would rock a more natural look when it comes to her hair. #justmyopinion

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    kingstonn says:

    hey tatted. i like those blue nails :)

    @ kita bread
    ur boobs are about to pop out that shirt. you should zoom in a smidge.. :think:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Daisy…. :hi: I agree and I think the constant mentioning of another former DC member doesn’t help much either. Some ppl act like the HAVE to choose a side between the two of them.

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    kingstonn says:

    @ wcc
    i mean, motivation was okay. does it count that i bought the single off iTunes? :lol:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    iscream says:

    So you’re blaming the American Fans for her album flopping? How about you blame her for not properly promoting it.
    ______________________

    :lol: oooooh, Iscream.. you knew that album was droppin :lol:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ KIngston…I think I cropped it from the original to cover some of my spillage. :lol:

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    CEO AKA CLARK KENT says:

    I copped her album in support. I actually like it. I think she will do alright. She not hurting for money. I mean she did sell better than Ciara 36K and with no promotion 75k is ok.

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Thank you Kingstonn & I adore your gravi! Such a puurty girl!

    @ Choco….I DIDN’T MEAN TO GET YOU THAT DRUNK & TAKE ADVANTAGE! That was sooo outta my character! :yes:

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    KDub says:

    I LOVE the first pic…but that wig? No Bueno… :no:

    *Snatches that 75lbs of hair owf of Kelendria’s head in that first pic…sets a match to it….and sangs *

    :whistle: “You gonna stand there and watch me buuuuuuuuuurn..well its alright cause that wig is a lie…that wig is a lie…”

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Kingston….I wasn’t too crazy about Motivation but, there was one song on her cd I listened to and liked, can’t remember the name of it right now, was heading to gym when the CD finished uploading. :shrug:

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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    Tatted thanks :kiss: , the clean and clear is working great. I was eating out a lot and had to cut that ish out. So with eating healthy at home and clean and clear my skin is back on point. Thanks again Tatted

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    GM CFreezy (my Beezy) :kiss:
    Choco :yahoo:
    Dimpz :hug:
    WCC :shocked: u up in hea early aintcha :lol:

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    MZD
    does it count that I was crazy about how the main guy in the video moved????

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    West Coast Chick says:

    kingstonn says:

    @ wcc
    i mean, motivation was okay. does it count that i bought the single off iTunes? :lol:
    ________________________

    :rofl: hey Lil Sis..I mean, you did what you could :shrugs: you supported her :lol:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ CEO…I liked what I heard of it too but then again, I still listen to her last album from time to time. I know I like the Feeling Me Right Now song, I wish I could remember the other one. :pc:

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    KDub says:

    i mean, motivation was okay. does it count that i bought the single off iTunes?
    ——————————————————
    it counts. cause a bish like moi got the bootleg version.

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    West Coast Chick says:

    :waves: Fayla.. yeah, Im at work, bored already, and I miss you all :hugs:

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    Bird says:

    That’s more than it should have sold so she’s really lucky. Clearly she didn’t make the album for an American audience. Well good luck to her in Europe. Hopefully she’ll one day conquer the American market which is where the big money is.

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    KDub says:

    I LOVE the first pic…but that wig? No Bueno…

    *Snatches that 75lbs of hair owf of Kelendria’s head in that first pic…sets a match to it….and sangs *

    “You gonna stand there and watch me buuuuuuuuuurn..well its alright cause that wig is a lie…that wig is a lie…”
    __________
    :rofl:

    @Blunt like the gravi, nice smile & ur hair is crute :thumbsup:

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    kingstonn says:

    and it wasn’t even it’s normal .99 on iTunes. i paid 1.29 for that song and i think i bought “like this” for .69 so nooooooone can say i don’t support K-Ro! :lol:

    aww thanks tatted :hug:

    & brown, what i do this time.. ?

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    He Fay! :hug:

    @ Luscious…Sure does! That’s the only reason I usta watch Get Me Bodied. Mute the tv and watch that main dude Wind it out. :yes:

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    YSoSerious says:

    I see Kelly still ain’t got no clothes on…Beautiful pics though. :thumbsup:

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    CEO AKA CLARK KENT says:

    @ MzDimp Yeah I like that song as well. If her label is smart that should be her follow up single being that its more of a urban banger and its a brag track. People love a brag track. She just needs to get out in the US and promote it more.

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ CEO…I agree, I myself personally loves a cocky bish. :lol:

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    @Bird :hi: America aint the onliest countrty that spends big money on music :nono: Europe, Japan, & yes Africa are huge markets as well :yes:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    So, if her album only sells 75k. whats the since of doing a tour? :think: And with chris clown of all people??!! :shrugs:

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    mirsmommy says:

    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    Tatted thanks , the clean and clear is working great. I was eating out a lot and had to cut that ish out. So with eating healthy at home and clean and clear my skin is back on point. Thanks again Tatted
    __________________

    I totally read that in a bad way. :rofl: I was gon say, “Who you been eating that broke out your face. :oops: <—–#noredsonya

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    MZD
    although I couldnt look at dude’s face in Get Me Bodied I did glance at his moves more than once
    *goes to watch motivation*

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    Kelly is one bad bish in these pix too :yes:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    YSoSerious says:

    I see Kelly still ain’t got no clothes on…Beautiful pics though. :thumbsup:

    _____________________

    I bet the bish puts a shirt on once she finds out that nobody is checking for her azz or her album :coffee:

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    *waits for Bible Buddies of America to come in this post to say Kelly is goin to hell*

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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    Fayla :hug: I LIKE your gravi you working that eyeshadow, you look beautiful ma

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    Kelly knows what side her bread is buttered on,
    ——

    Yes, White bread as in pink toe, as in something new, as in Wheat bread, we ain’t studden Kelly… we didn’t say her name then and we aren’t saying her name now.. never have I seen a naked woman get more ignored.. wait Ciara got a new nose, hair, breast, tuck job, zip code and whelp I ignore her too.

    Morn-ting everyone…

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    eastpointvet says:

    if the cd was actually good word of mouth would probably help it sell

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    Redeemed777 says:

    As for this kelly person, there is no difference between her and rhianna, beyonce, gaga, and any other so-called ” art tis NOT ”

    they are all on the same sexual immoral agenda..

    did the Bible not warn to not uncover your nakedness?

    But once again lost sheep following lost sheep right into the abyss.

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    Anna says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Dang, so that means she got naked for nothing! Ungratful Americans
    ~~~~~~
    LOL. She didn’t do it for nothing, she has to out shine C error and Ashanti who are trying to come back.

  66. 66

    Why does Sandra report on this horse at every turn? :shrugs:
    I feel like this is a “PETA” site or something with every other post talkin bout what “new saddle she got” and “how her hooves are painted.”

    NO ONE CARES!

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    West Coast Chick says:

    kingstonn says:

    and it wasn’t even it’s normal .99 on iTunes. i paid 1.29 for that song and i think i bought “like this” for .69 so nooooooone can say i don’t support K-Ro!

    ____________________________________

    :lol: i know right! bish betta send you a motivation t-shirt or somethin, or Im gonin ALL THE WAY N on ger azz :lol:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ CEO…I think the song i’m thinking of is All Of The Night

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Why does Sandra report on this horse at every turn?
    I feel like this is a “PETA” site or something with every other post talkin bout what “new saddle she got” and “how her hooves are painted.”

    ________________________________

    :rofl: I HAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEEE CHUUUUUUUU! :rofl:

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    southerngent says:

    Beyonce is looking very beautiful performing on the view

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    Redeemed777 says:

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    mirsmommy says:

    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    Tatted thanks , the clean and clear is working great. I was eating out a lot and had to cut that ish out. So with eating healthy at home and clean and clear my skin is back on point. Thanks again Tatted
    __________________

    I totally read that in a bad way. I was gon say, “Who you been eating that broke out your face. <—–#noredsonya
    ^^^^^
    :hahaha:

    That's exactly why I am choosy with "who" I eat…… But whenever I eat a lot junk food it shows on my face especially pizza

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Oh well, i’m out, yall take care. :bye:

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    brenden says:

    Where da hail is my feeawnsay?!?!! I wants me a syrup sammich on white bread, asap! Oh and a colon massage! Aint had a bowel movement in 10 days.smh I sit there for hour after hour and nuthin! If I’m lucky a lil pellet or 2 will shoot out like I’m a damn rabbit or sumthin…I dnt knw wuts wrong…

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    Lady_L says:

    picture sure looks familiar

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    Redeemed777 says:

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

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    Long Time Lurker says:

    Ok we get it Sandra, you love Kelly and yes she is hot. But can you go ahead and hit that already? If you keep up with the “Kelly is Great” posts, you might start to come across as a lil thirsty. :shrug:

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    kingstonn says:

    bahahahahaha @ wcc.

    so @ redeemed, who do you listen to?
    kirk franklin? marvin sapp? mary mary? certainly those artists are pure and free from attending hell right?

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    CEO AKA CLARK KENT says:

    @ MZDimp oh yeah thats a nice lil slow jam.

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    West Coast Chick says:

    @ Dimpz.. thats Kanye west and rihanna :lol:

    nawwww, Im playin.. she does have one song off her album thats tolerable.. not by destiny child’s standards, but good enough for Kelly.. I wont be buying her album though.. its too chris brownish, strobe lightish.. I cant explain :shrugs:

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    kingstonn says:

    ewwwwww.

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    If I get a chance to do improv, I promise to stay in my lane. I will never try to sing, or dance, or shuck, or jive. I will keep my original breast.. but I will get a really good bra. The most I am willing to alter would be my muffin top.. I would like a running partner… I’m cheap I am not willing to pay to play at all.

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    @REDEEMED
    “Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :cosign:
    …AND she ugly too!

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    mirsmommy says:

    :dead: @ Blunt

    Dammit Luscious, you spoke it up!!!!!! :cuss:

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    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    << My pic for Today’s morning Glory

    Kelly is workin it! :thumbsup:

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    mirsmommy says:

    kingstonn says:

    bahahahahaha @ wcc.

    so @ redeemed, who do you listen to?
    kirk franklin? marvin sapp? mary mary? certainly those artists are pure and free from attending hell right?
    ___________________

    Kingstonn :yahoo:

    You must not have read the Eddie “Male Tenderoni Lover” Long post. They all got damned to hell, too.

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    Long Time Lurker says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    *waits for Bible Buddies of America to come in this post to say Kelly is goin to hell*
    _______________________________________________________________

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    did I not call that shyt!
    _______________________________________________________________

    :rofl: That shyt was like saying “Candyman” 3x in the mirror.

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I came back just to :hug: Mirs and say @ Man… I Hatechu! :rofl:

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    mirsmommy says:

    @Kingstonn, I forgot to say, I FUGGIN HATE CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    West Coast Chick says:

    southerngent says:

    Beyonce is looking very beautiful performing on the view

    ____________________

    I can imagine… however, Beyonce, who has never has her “Girls” song on the 106npark count down, mysteriously was number 2 on yesterday.. I thought that was a weird coincidence since Kelly’s album JUST dropped..Im hoping beyonce doesn’t feel threatened by Kelly’s success, Kellz is good in all, but does not hold a candle to miss Beyond-say

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    mirsmommy says:

    Long Time Lurker says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    *waits for Bible Buddies of America to come in this post to say Kelly is goin to hell*
    _______________________________________________________________

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    did I not call that shyt!
    _______________________________________________________________

    That shyt was like saying “Candyman” 3x in the mirror.
    __________________

    :rofl: More like Bloody Mary.

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    :think:
    I’m lost… can someone tell me what’s going on that I’m missing.

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    mirsmommy says:

    Dimpz!!!!!! :hug: How come you don’t bless us with yo presence no mo?????? :sad:

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    :offtopic: This new supervisor in my area is offerin to bring me some Popeye’s for lunch so what should I get

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    DMisses says:

    Idk if any of you already said this because I haven’t had time to read thru the comments but um…she looks just like Damita Jo in that first pic :coffee:

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    kingstonn says:

    @ brown and mirs.. i don’t see what the prob is. :shrug:

    anytime man agrees with redeemed is certainly some apocalypse type ish. :(

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    CEO AKA CLARK KENT says:

    Why do people feel the need to bring up the whole Beyonce VS Kelly or compare them, they were apart of the same girl group. I see you cannot have a Kelly post with out people bringing Beyonce in it lol

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    kingstonn says:

    @ brown
    the wicked chicken or their shrimp! its soooooooo good. :yes:

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    mirsmommy says:

    kingstonn says:

    @ brown and mirs.. i don’t see what the prob is.
    ___________________

    :hahaha:
    #icant

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @REDEEMED
    “Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    …AND she ugly too!
    :cosign:
    __________________________________

    :lol: this fool….

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Mizzy…I still come through, the few times I posted, I hardly saw you though. I’ve been doing a lot of book reading and movie watching. I misses you though. :hug:

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    AND she ugly too!
    _______________
    Y??? Now Im forced to laugh :lol: U G L Y U aint got no Alibi U ugly yeahhhh and that’s your mommas fault :whistle:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ CEO…or hearing how wonderful Bey is in comparison which, I don’t agree with but, hey, that’s just my opinion like Bey’s greatness is their’s.

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    West Coast Chick says:

    CEO AKA CLARK KENT says:

    Why do people feel the need to bring up the whole Beyonce VS Kelly or compare them, they were apart of the same girl group. I see you cannot have a Kelly post with out people bringing Beyonce in it lol

    ________________________

    its probably because theyre in the same professional field… hence the labron and kobe comparisons :shrugs:

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    Choco imma need you to stay sober hun or stay of SR when you have a hangover! LOL

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    hmmmmmmmmm Popeyes. Didn’t I say I was leaving? :shrug:

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    mirsmommy says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Mizzy…I still come through, the few times I posted, I hardly saw you though. I’ve been doing a lot of book reading and movie watching. I misses you though.
    __________________

    I misses you, too. :hug:

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    BklynJa says:

    Good moaning Ladies and Gents of SR :waves:

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    candibfly says:

    i see kelly gettin nekkid for this album. that should help her sell at least 35 more albums.

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    This new supervisor in my area is offerin to bring me some Popeye’s for lunch so what should I get
    ______________
    A 20 piece and tell that nicca not all blacks like Popeyes :coffee:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ MIzzy….How the bewbs be?

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    prynsexxx says:

    Redeemed777 says:

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!
    ___________________

    I don’t think she can hear you. :coffee:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :ghost: @ Prnsexxx

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    @Lolita
    Don’t tell me you didn’t think of that when he said UGLY chile I lubs me some Sandra Rose Lawds knows I do (colorpurple)

    HEY HEY HEY Bklyn :waves:

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    CEO AKA CLARK KENT says:

    @MZDimpz is goes on like a broken record. They both are millionaires who really cares lol. Its like saying I bet Bill Gates is a more successful billionaire that Warren Buffett. Stfu with all that lol

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    Long Time Lurker says:

    prynsexxx says:

    Redeemed777 says:

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!
    ___________________

    I don’t think she can hear you.
    _____________________________________

    :rofl:

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    mirsmommy says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ MIzzy….How the bewbs be?
    ____________________

    Guhl, they be grrrrrrreat :boobs: No more gentle squeezes are neccessary, they can get squeezed super hard now. :lol:

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    prynsexxx says:

    @REDEEMED
    “Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!”
    __________________________

    This isn’t going to help either. :nono: :coffee:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @BRENDEN

    (hands you a syrup sammich)

    You can find some other way to “massage” your colon though. I’ll ask BLUNT if you can borrow her strap. It’s up to you whether you would like her attached to it or not.

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    ELove says:

    I TOTALLY Agree with @east

    And Morning to the SR Crew ESPECIALLY The Lovely SR Ladies :coffee:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *Grabs the bewbs with authority* :lol:

    @ CEO..Good luck with that, it’ll never happen. :rofl:

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    BKLYN
    how was your vacation

    Choco every time he goes out for lunch he offers to bring me somethin back.

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Morning ELove! :hug:

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    mirsmommy says:

    :dead: cuz of Prynn and double dayum :dead: cuz of Yso!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    get squeezed super hard now
    ____________________
    Throws softball at Mirs cleavage to see if it will fit :lol:

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    Kelly would prolly sell like half a million if she kept her image completely off the album/promotions.

    Who is her manager these days?

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    mirsmommy says:

    ELove says:

    I TOTALLY Agree with @east

    And Morning to the SR Crew ESPECIALLY The Lovely SR Ladies
    ________________

    This wont do. :nono: We need to be addressed individually. ROLL CALL style. :lol:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    YSO!!!!! :yahoo: How you be my ChiTown sista? You see Mammy over here acting an ass again?! :mad:

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    @BROWN
    “Choco every time he goes out for lunch he offers to bring me somethin back.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    You never offer anything back in return?

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    @Lolita
    That means :eatme: or he wants to :lick: either or I can’t see a problem #EVILAUGH

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    mirsmommy says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    get squeezed super hard now
    ____________________
    Throws softball at Mirs cleavage to see if it will fit
    ___________

    It bounced. :lol:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Candibfly says:

    i see kelly gettin nekkid for this album. that should help her sell at least 35 more albums.

    ___________________________________

    :rofl: thats messed up! :rofl:

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    YSoSerious says:

    I told y’all REDEEMED used up all her bible verse coupons on Eddie Shlong. This is all she/he/it can come up with on their own.

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    brenden says:

    Hi redeemed777. Your font seems awfully familiar. Are you psychich? Do you converse with puffy on the spiritual realm? It’s you isn’t it? Sandra rose called you crazy once? I can’t believe I finally found you again!!!! It was you who put me in contact with my deaceased First luv kandi :-) remember???? My blow up doll who succumed to air hole punctures the night we tried anal…Dang girl how you been?

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    This wont do. We need to be addressed individually. ROLL CALL style.
    ______________________
    I agree this fools got it too easy in here we e flirt and are fake lesbians well most of us and they sit back and encourage our demonic behavior #DAMN U

    :hugs: Now WHAT”S MY NAME :rofl:

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    Choco he’s a retired Colonel and now he’s makin over 80k plus his retirement so that just might be an option!

    Manchild because I’m bein nice I’ll acknowledge you, no I never offer anything back but a thank you

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    West Coast Chick says:

    America loves judging people.. that’s why shows like: American Idol, America’s next top model, So you think you can dance are sooooo popular. Everybody who see the light of fame will have to go thru this process, even our beloved president is judged and compared. As am American, pls tell me you know this already :lol:

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    Choco he comes in my office at least twice a day to run his mouth

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    mirsmommy says:

    brenden says:

    Hi redeemed777. Your font seems awfully familiar. Are you psychich? Do you converse with puffy on the spiritual realm? It’s you isn’t it? Sandra rose called you crazy once? I can’t believe I finally found you again!!!! It was you who put me in contact with my deaceased First luv kandi remember???? My blow up doll who succumed to air hole punctures the night we tried anal…Dang girl how you been?
    ____________________________

    :dead: & :ghost:

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    brenden says:

    Heeeeeeeeeeeey Yso :-)

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    It bounced.
    ______________
    Im officially jealous :lol: REAL TALK :rofl:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @DIMPZ

    I’m ignoring that moody bish this week. However, she’d better get her sht together asap. :cuss:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    brenden says:

    Hi redeemed777. Your font seems awfully familiar. Are you psychich? Do you converse with puffy on the spiritual realm? It’s you isn’t it? Sandra rose called you crazy once? I can’t believe I finally found you again!!!! It was you who put me in contact with my deaceased First luv kandi remember???? My blow up doll who succumed to air hole punctures the night we tried anal…Dang girl how you been?

    __________________________________________

    :dead: you on your way to hail, mister! :rofl:

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    BklynJa says:

    @ LUSCIOUS It was great :yahoo: !!!! I lost my bikini bottom climbing Dunns River falls……. Hey Choco

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    mirsmommy says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    This wont do. We need to be addressed individually. ROLL CALL style.
    ______________________
    I agree this fools got it too easy in here we e flirt and are fake lesbians well most of us and they sit back and encourage our demonic behavior #DAMN U

    Now WHAT”S MY NAME
    ______________________

    And they should at least :bow: after each name. :lol:

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    to run his mouth
    ___________________
    Well if you ever get tired of hearing him talk sit on his face :rofl:

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    Ump!!!! says:

    I dont see why she can’t be a star here in the States cause the Garbage they promote now is pathetic, then again the U.S is a pathetic country, they love evil and hate the good, Look at Casey Anthony, and now look At Michael Vick Casey is getting 1.5 million for an interviedw for alledgly killing her Child , Michael Vick has to pay millions for Fighting Dogs, … I see why, Black will never get a head, Sandra, we to stupid to see, we are the losest class people on the planet to these people, and we still Stupid…SMH…oh back to the post.. Kelly hummmmm? dis is all

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    BRENDEN
    I swear my love for you grows eah day!

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    mirsmommy says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    It bounced.
    ______________
    Im officially jealous REAL TALK
    ________

    :hater: Don’t hate, just grab one.

    *shakes :boobs: at you. :lol:

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    prynsexxx says:

    LUSCIOUS says:

    Choco every time he goes out for lunch he offers to bring me somethin back.
    ________________

    I don’t trust folks like that, he might be in the car :lick: on it. Watch him when he hands it over to you. If he looks like this :wink: or :grill: throw that chit in the trash! IJS LOL

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    West Coast Chick says:

    I agree this fools got it too easy in here we e flirt and are fake lesbians
    ______________________

    :shocked: whaaaaaaa! whatI do?.. I know this statement was about me ,right? :rofl:

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    And they should at least after each name.
    ____________________
    You so damn nice Im thinking they should :lick: “every girl in the world” :rofl: HOLDS HEAD IN SHAME :grin:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @BRENDEN

    Hello to you too. :) Why am I just not hearing about this Kandi btch? :waiting:

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    Thank you Pryn!!!! LOL

    Choco if I sit on it he’s gonna have to pay me!

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    mirsmommy says:

    prynsexxx says:

    LUSCIOUS says:

    Choco every time he goes out for lunch he offers to bring me somethin back.
    ________________

    I don’t trust folks like that, he might be in the car on it. Watch him when he hands it over to you. If he looks like this or throw that chit in the trash! IJS LOL
    ________

    :dead:

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    OSHH says:

    I understand inspiration and alla dat but Kelly needs to stop biting Janet’s old sh*t SO hard. Find some NEW inspiration!

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    mirsmommy says:

    @Choc-Dougie, :lol: Yes, you are correct, they should :lick: after each name is typed. :yes:

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    Don’t hate, just grab one.

    *shakes at you.
    _________________
    SLURP #YUMMY :hugs:

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    brenden says:

    Hi Luscious. You had me at hello :-) alas yso put a ring on it…she aint not fool! Her wic vouchers, my section 8…were in route to be the next power couple :-)

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    prynsexxx says:

    Ump says:

    Look at Casey Anthony, and now look At Michael Vick Casey is getting 1.5 million for an interviedw for alledgly killing her Child , Michael Vick has to pay millions for Fighting Dogs, …
    __________________

    I was told you couldn’t compare the two. :coffee:

    #imonyoursidetho

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    Choco if I sit on it he’s gonna have to pay me!
    ____________________
    Duh! How else will they know their place :wink:

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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    YSoSerious ARE SAYING YOU WANT ME TO PLAY BOOTY WARRIOR WITH YOUR feeawnsay

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    kingstonn says:

    eww.

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    whaaaaaaa! whatI do?.. I know this statement was about me ,right?
    _________________________
    :rofl: :lol: Chiby 2.0 Narcissist :hugs:

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    eww.
    ___________
    Seriously tho like really I can hear you when you say that :lol:

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    Redeemed777 says:

    @Brenda

    Proverbs 26:4

    Do not answer a fool according to his folly, or you will be like him yourself.

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    BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
    KINGSTON I THINK I LOVE YOU

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    brenden says:

    Hi redeemed777. Your font seems awfully familiar. Are you psychich? Do you converse with puffy on the spiritual realm? It’s you isn’t it? Sandra rose called you crazy once? I can’t believe I finally found you again!!!! It was you who put me in contact with my deaceased First luv kandi remember???? My blow up doll who succumed to air hole punctures the night we tried anal…Dang girl how you been?
    _____________
    Brenden I HATECHU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING PLUS ALL THE FIBER OF MY PAST LIVES :dead: :dead:

    @Blunt :oops: thanks hun!

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    Do not answer a fool according to his folly, or you will be like him yourself.
    _____________________
    You speaka no ingles :shrugs:

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    brenden says:

    oh yso, no need to worry…Kandi is the past…she was a lazy slut anyway! Her mouth and legs stayed open…she didn’t move much in bed…same ol boring position…the one time I tried sumthin new and flipped her on her belly…poof the heffa deflated on me…it was redeemed who contacted her for me from the other side. You can’t imagine my surprise to hear she was also sleeping with my roommate at the time???? Here I thought that sticky stuff I would find in between her legs was her factory installed lubricant.smh

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    West Coast Chick says:

    :lol: Choco

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    prynsexxx says:

    LUSCIOUS says:

    Choco every time he goes out for lunch he offers to bring me somethin back.
    ________________

    I don’t trust folks like that, he might be in the car on it. Watch him when he hands it over to you. If he looks like this or throw that chit in the trash! IJS LOL
    ____________
    :hahaha:

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    Redeemed777 says:

    @Brenda

    Proverbs 12:22

    The LORD detests lying lips, but he delights in men who are truthful.

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    YSoSerious says:

    @BLUNT

    It would be strictly for medical reasons. Unless he likes. Then that would be between you two. Cause I don’t do butt stuff. :nono:

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    kingstonn says:

    Here I thought that sticky stuff I would find in between her legs was her factory installed lubricant.
    ——————————————–
    oh wow…. :blink:

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    I would find in between her legs was her factory installed lubricant.smh
    _____________________________
    You are from 3d Rock that show with Tina Fei #FAROUT :thumbsup:

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    ELove says:

    P_er @mirs (Her Precious Bittys…) Request…
    @MzDimpZ @mirs Ms Choco @WCC Fly-GURL @kingstonn @Fayla @Wut-Wut @CFREE @tatted @FeFe @Mamacita @pryn @K-Dub @Dawn @Anna :hug:

    Whaddup to The FELLAS and Everyone Else EXCEPT @Brenden PUNK-AZZ !!!

    OK I really didn’t Mean That but MY Emotions is getting the Best of ME (Right Now…) Forgive Me for that Outburst Dawg @Brenden)

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    I bet you that Redeemed be sitting back cracking up when he/she posts!
    :rofl:

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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @BLUNT

    It would be strictly for medical reasons. Unless he likes. Then that would be between you two. Cause I don’t do butt stuff.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Oh okay. whose footing the bill? :coffee:

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    Did Redeemed call Brenden Brenda? As in Brenda’s got a dayum baby??

    :rofl:

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    The LORD detests lying lips, but he delights in men who are truthful.
    _________________________________
    Blasphemy – lying lips are true to men and they love the lips lying about them! #BRAINS

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    Redeemed777 says:

    @Brenda

    1 Corinthians 6:9-10

    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

    10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    brenden says:

    oh yso, no need to worry…Kandi is the past…she was a lazy slut anyway! Her mouth and legs stayed open…she didn’t move much in bed…same ol boring position…the one time I tried sumthin new and flipped her on her belly…poof the heffa deflated on me…it was redeemed who contacted her for me from the other side. You can’t imagine my surprise to hear she was also sleeping with my roommate at the time???? Here I thought that sticky stuff I would find in between her legs was her factory installed lubricant.smh
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I SO HATE BRENDEN RIGHT NOW! :rofl: :rofl:

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    :hunching: ELOVE to fulfill my strange quota :coffee:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @BRENDEN

    I’m beginning to rethink this whole engagement thing… :think:

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Fay…I CAUGHT THAT CHIT TOO, w/Redeemed calling him Brenda. :rofl:

    @ Blunt….you’re welcome sweetheart! Anytime! :wink:

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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    :dead: @Redeemed777 calling Brenden brenda

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    I bet you that Redeemed be sitting back cracking up when he/she posts!
    ______________
    :rofl: Yeen know? :coffee:

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    I’m not in the “in” crowd

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    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

    10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
    _________________________
    Ye NOT speak like on is in the renaissance festival NO WAY YE NO NEYO :lo:

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    I’m beginning to rethink this whole engagement thing…
    _____________________
    How did I miss you hooking up :think:

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    Redeemed777 says:

    @Choco aka Hippie

    Are you speaking in tongues or what?

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    Yall is TRULY doin the most in here today..I CANNOT!!

    ELovah Lovah :hug: how u r u Love?

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    YSoSerious says:

    @BLUNT

    Do you take EBT? Or I could pay you in Swishers. I know a guy. :coffee:

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    kingstonn says:

    Redeemed777 says:

    @Brenda
    1 Corinthians 6:9-10
    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
    ————————————————————————
    did she add that effeminate part?

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww @ Sticky white lubricant. *runs to sit in Kingston’s lap and :wail: my eyes out*

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    I heard there were sinners walking the streets in a neighborhood near u that are in DIRE need of saving as i type :coffee:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @LUSCIOUS

    You did tell me, didn’t you? No matter. You will always be in my crowd love. :hugs:

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    @Choco aka Hippie

    Are you speaking in tongues or what?
    ______________________
    Yes of course I am just as you are takes one to know one!

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    Redeemed777 says:

    @kingstonn

    it don’t take but a second of your time to check it from the Bible…I don’t twist God’s Word

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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

    10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
    _________________________
    Ye NOT speak like on is in the renaissance festival NO WAY YE NO NEYO :lo:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    :rofl:

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    :dead: @YSo pulling a Runaway Bride!

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    CEO AKA CLARK KENT says:

    :rofl:

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    YSoSerious says:

    (waits for CHOCO to come and speaks some more tongues at REDEEMETH)

    :popcorn:

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    brenden says:

    That was no misstake fayla, redeemed has the gift. She’s just angry cuzz yall taunting her…she got her signals mixed. Believe it or not I have a twin sister named Brenda…Brenden and Brenda is what our mama named us…

    See redeemed I’m not like them, I believe in you and your gift! I mean yeah you done got all Jim and Tammy Faye with the Biblicalness…But I remember the old you!!! Remember puffy and kim sippin moet in the thrawls of hell? I remember girl and I believe. Miss Cleo and got sh*t on you,,,rebuke these non believers and come back to me!!! I wanna contact me beloved cat fluffy…the one who had 3 legs…she lost the 4th when my grandma ran her over in her wheelchair…the cops came and charged granny with drunk driving…remember? I told you all this before…

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    And now Choco’s ass has Erykah Badu’s Ye Yo playing in my head. Thanks a lot! *kicks rocks*

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    Ye NOT speak like on is in the renaissance festival NO WAY YE NO NEYO :lo:

    :crying:

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    kingstonn says:

    lmaooooooooooooooooo. @brenden and comment 209, i can’t. i really just… :dead:

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    it don’t take but a second of your time to check it from the Bible…I don’t twist God’s Word
    _________________
    Just as it only takes a second for you to reconsider how you supposedly deliver GOD”S message – your turn more folks off than you do on and you really are not helping GOD”S mission whatsoever you annoy people with your rederic and your robotic antics! Which is why I will mock you when I feel the spirit to do so! Go ahead and tell me how much of a sinner I am and I will point out the falasies in your deliverance!

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    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    Sup Everybody.
    *sees Brenden in here being Brenden :kona: *

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    YSoSerious says:

    @FAYLA

    I ain’t running. I’m just taking a few (dozen) steps back is all.

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    brenden says:

    That was no misstake fayla, redeemed has the gift. She’s just angry cuzz yall taunting her…she got her signals mixed. Believe it or not I have a twin sister named Brenda…Brenden and Brenda is what our mama named us…

    See redeemed I’m not like them, I believe in you and your gift! I mean yeah you done got all Jim and Tammy Faye with the Biblicalness…But I remember the old you!!! Remember puffy and kim sippin moet in the thrawls of hell? I remember girl and I believe. Miss Cleo and got sh*t on you,,,rebuke these non believers and come back to me!!! I wanna contact me beloved cat fluffy…the one who had 3 legs…she lost the 4th when my grandma ran her over in her wheelchair…the cops came and charged granny with drunk driving…remember? I told you all this before…
    _________________
    Oh God..somebody please set his PC, laptop, or cell fone on FIRE?!?!?!
    Y must I HOLLER?? :rofl: :rofl:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    gucci gucci louie louie fedi fendi prada.. them basic btyches wear that shyt so I dont even botha :whistle:

    :lol:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Awesome….. *grabs you by collar* :hug:

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    Bird says:

    Sometimes I go back into posts later and find that folks said hi and I didn’t see it in a timely fashion. So……

    Howdy yall! :hug:

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    YSO I know that you will always show me love if no one else does :hug:

    still lovin Brenden! LOL

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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    I prefer cash but with this depressive state of our economy I am willing to barter. Let’s say half ounce of :blunt: only kush tho and one of them box of 50 rellos no flavor and swisher only (in case you try to get cheap and buy yt owls :nono: )… Oh yeah and let me get bout $60 worth of food off that ebt card.

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    ELove says:

    @Fayla
    NOT Good Darling… Something Very Sly-n-Sinister been going on (I’ve been Peeping Comments…) and Someone I RELIED ON have turned her back On ME (FOREVER It Seems…) I’m really TRYING to hold it together but @Brenden’s Presence is making it kinda Hard Though :coffee:

    Ohh And I Appreciate That HUMPING Ms. Choco :wink:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Ye NOT speak like on is in the renaissance festival NO WAY YE NO NEYO :lo
    ___________________________

    :rofl: stop please!

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    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    @Dimpz :hug: I would’ve just gave you my leash if you asked.

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    West Coast Chick says:

    :waves: hey Elovah :kiss:

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    @ELOVE
    Glad I could help :wink:

    SUP AWESOME

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    @WCC
    i normally allow it to ramble but Im hungover and hormonal so y not have a lil fun #evildeeplaugh :rofl:

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    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    What up doe Choco?

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    @ELove *lip quiver* Say it aint so! come rest ur head on my lady pillows & find some comfort, I don’t want u feeling like that bew :hug:

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    YSoSerious says:

    :dead: @ BLUNT

    You drive a hard bargain… :think:

    Let’s wait and see if BRENDEN comes out of this with his soul intact. Won’t be no point if REDEEMETH damns him to hell. He can all the ass action he wants down there. :lol:

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    Anna says:

    Bird says:

    Sometimes I go back into posts later and find that folks said hi and I didn’t see it in a timely fashion. So……

    Howdy yall!
    ~~~~~~~~
    If we were able to respond in a timely fashion we wouldn’t be at work working. Hey ELove.

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    Redeemed777 says:

    @Choco aka Hippie

    CHRIST OFFENDED PEOPLE WITH THE TRUTH!!!!

    You prophetically fulfill what THUS SAITH THE LORD:

    2 Chronicles 36:16

    But they mocked God’s messengers, despised his words and scoffed at his prophets until the wrath of the LORD was aroused against his people and there was no remedy.

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    :offtopic: Uhm..who is anxious to find out if I have access to SR at her new job is ME! Lawd..pls lemme have this small favor :pray:

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    brenden says:

    oh stop crying PeeLuv!!!! You see the heffa already trynna back out of our engagement.smh…She found out the govment canceled my SSI and now she havin 2nd thoughts. Man I’m pissed. I done already registered us at Kroger, now what I’m gone do? You can have her…That Japanese company just released the 2nd generation to Kandi…These ones talk, moan, and aren’t anti puncturable! **goes to website*z **pulls out debit card** ok so it’s not a debit it’s ebt, whatever it’s all the same!

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    KDub says:

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!”
    —————————————————————–
    I think this was stolen from the movie “Carrie”…when her momma told her over and over again… “And Eve was weak, and loosed the raven on the world. And the raven was called sin….SAY IT CARRIE!”

    Carrie: (after getting bashed upside da head with that Bible finally is able to spit out)…….

    “EVE WAS WEAKKKKK” :wail:

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    Man I’m pissed. I done already registered us at Kroger, now what I’m gone do?
    _______________________
    :lol: Your brain needs an enema :grin:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *wonders why KDubb must ack a fewl everytime I see huh* :hug:

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    @Awesome
    It do it bew :grin:

    :rofl: Redeemed yelling at me :lol: I can’t heaarrrr you :rofl:

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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    well Brenden won’t enjoy being sodomized in the burning pits of hell.
    So let’s make a deal before it’s too late……. Don’t worry bout the rellos

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    KDub says:

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!”
    —————————————————————–
    I think this was stolen from the movie “Carrie”…when her momma told her over and over again… “And Eve was weak, and loosed the raven on the world. And the raven was called sin….SAY IT CARRIE!”

    Carrie: (after getting bashed upside da head with that Bible finally is able to spit out)…….

    “EVE WAS WEAKKKKK”
    _____________
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :rofl: :rofl:

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    KDub says:

    *wonders why KDubb must ack a fewl everytime I see huh*
    ———————————————————
    I was born this way
    X Lady Gaga

    :yahoo: back to @Dimpz…

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    Mr Love if you’re referring to me and YSO’s convo I merely told her I didnt’t think I was included in your “harem” as she put it yesterday and I informed her that you hadnt really commented to me so since i wasn’t in your roll call I pointed it out to YSO so there was nothin sly and sinister about it, well i didnt think so, but if yoou’re not talkina bout me and YSO then carryon

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    Ateya says:

    Im enjoying her CD. I feel is very good. TEAM KELLY! And I know it will sell more than 70K…FAITH!

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    But they mocked God’s messengers, despised his words and scoffed at his prophets until the wrath of the LORD was aroused against his people and there was no remedy.
    _____________________
    Yet they MOCK Redeemed despise it’s words and laugh at it’s message until the wrath of SR was aroused against it and the people of SR still found there is no REMEDY for REDEEMED!

    :haha: GOD know why Im mocking you because you turn people away from as opppose to bringing them closer to him

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    ELove says:

    @BRIA-Tierra uhh.. I mean @Brenden
    Kicking a Beaten-Man while he’s down is against ANY Man-Code established (AND You Know This MMMAAAAAAANNNNNNN !!!) :nono:

    Goes and LAYS MY Head on @Fayla Casaba’s :pacifier:

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    :offtopic: (since we still ain’t got no new post) anyone gonna watch Tocarra’s dating show?

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    KDub says:

    Don’t chall RUN @Redeemed away. Remma what happened the LAST time she left from posting on here.

    While she was gone there was birds falling from the skies and dead fishes and shat in rivers across Amerikkka.

    IJS…

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    Anna says:

    KDub says:

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!

    Put your clothes on!!! O you wicked woman and repent of your satanic ways!!!”
    —————————————————————–
    I think this was stolen from the movie “Carrie”…when her momma told her over and over again… “And Eve was weak, and loosed the raven on the world. And the raven was called sin….SAY IT CARRIE!”

    Carrie: (after getting bashed upside da head with that Bible finally is able to spit out)…….

    “EVE WAS WEAKKKKK”
    ~~~~~~~~
    I mentioned a few yrs ago that Reedeemed reminded me of Carrie’s mom.

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    ELove says:

    @K-Dub
    THAT “Carrie” movie was SCARY as SHYT… I NEVER Ever LQQKED at Sissy as anything but That Character (Ever Since…) :yes:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :wail: Ion wanna see no mo dead birds or fish! :no:

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    Redeemed777 says:

    @Marinemomma from eddielong post:

    The only thing changed from the old testament is the sacrificing of animals THAT’S IT!!!!!

    DO BE DECEIVED ANY LONGER WITH THAT ”OLD TESTAMENT DON’T COUNT AGENDA”.

    Hurry up and go read: Matthew 5:17

    ” Think not that I am come to destroy the law, OR the prophets: I am NOT come to destroy, but to fulfill.”

    AND

    you being under grace DOES NOT AND NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE EXCUSE SIN. EVER!!!

    Hurry up and read; ROMANS 6:1-3

    What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound?

    2 GOD FORBID!!!!!. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein?

    3 Know ye not, that so many of us as were baptized into Jesus Christ were baptized into his death?

    I keep telling yall….your pastors are lying to you.

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    Fayla prolly not cuz I hate her voice

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    YSoSerious says:

    @BRENDEN

    So now I’m a heffa huh? After everything I did for you?! I washed all up under your 102 ZZZ tiddies and dug the crud out of that Oscar Meyer neck of yours! I was even willing to pay BLUNT to massage your damn clogged up colon!! :cuss: :wail:

    I hope you and that latex bcth live happily ever after. I really do. I also hope that rumor about the plastic p*ssies coming out of Japan’s factories lately aren’t true. For your sake and the sake of your twig and berries. :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    :rofl: @Elove. Hail Sissy Spacek will never be anything but Carrie in my mind. Another close second is when she was Loretta Lynn in “Coal Miner’s Daughter”

    From Butcha Holler (Butcher Hollow), KY.

    Or WV.

    Or wherever the hail it is.

    And yes @Anna I always used to call Redeemed Carrie’s Momma too and so did you :rofl:

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    Redeemed777 says:

    @Choco aka Hippie

    My job, and it’s suppose to be your job too ( if you would stop being wicked ) is to spread this Word to folks such as yourself, so as to keep folks such as yourself from burning in everlasting fire in which the maggots never die!!!

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    mirsmommy says:

    :dead: @ Anna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    That fool Brenden is a da*n trip

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    KDub says:

    AND Margaret (Carrie’s momma) WAS that SAME heffa who coined the phrase…”They’re all gonna laugh at yew”…Margaret made that shyt FAMOUS.

    Sandra pure has an emoticon in honor of that phrase.

    :haha:

    It should just be :Margaret Cause That Bish Was NUTS:

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    Redeemed777 says:

    AND IN HELL he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.

    24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.

    Luke 16:23-24

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    YSoSerious says:

    @LICKS

    Have at him if you like. He’s a free agent now. :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    Sandra hurry da heck UP with a new post please…

    Before your entire membership dies as a result of fiyah and brimstone.

    Please and THANKS.

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    My job, and it’s suppose to be your job too ( if you would stop being wicked ) is to spread this Word to folks such as yourself, so as to keep folks such as yourself from burning in everlasting fire in which the maggots never die!!!
    ____________________________
    Is this why you are still around to speak and annoy GOD”S Children :think: Are you one of the maggots that never die! My job is to make your job miserable #DEVILSADVOCATE

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    @YSO
    “I also hope that rumor about the plastic p*ssies coming out of Japan’s factories lately aren’t true. For your sake and the sake of your twig and berries.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :shocked:
    **gasp**
    What rumor???

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    brenden says:

    Fayla between you and me I auditioned for Tocaras show. You know they put you through a background test and subject you to std testing? Well needless to say they were willing to overlook my 2yr stint in the looney bin, but turned me down cuzz I got recurring cold sores? Wtf? It aint like it’s her pes ;-) so needless to say I won’t be watching…So um is you single? I’m recnetly dumped and looking for a Bonnie to my Clyde…a YoYo to my Ice Cube…A Sherrie Lewis to my Lamb Chop :-)

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    24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
    ____________________________________
    Redeemed cried and said Beezlebub have mercy on me and send Lucifer so that I may dip my finger in his fire and scorch my tongue for I am enslaved to his flame! :hugs:

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    Brenden please log the fck off!
    damn sherri lewis

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    @SUGA WALLS
    I’m good just really horny. U?

    @YSO
    Naw, I prefer my mate without the smell of plastic on their dyck

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    *wondering if she’s really a closeted atheist* :think:

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    Choco I thought that said “dip my finger in his fire crotch” LOL

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    “dip my finger in his fire crotch”
    _________________________
    :nono: Redeemed has the fire crotch :coffee:

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    70LICKS
    I’m always horny but that’s nothin new

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    KDub says:

    a YoYo to my Ice Cube
    ———————————————-
    kfgjkdjgflmd.fmdjitrujtyijgfjkmhfglhmtjyityjtro (That is me laiiiiid OWT on my keyboard).

    NOT Yolanda and O’Shea??????

    :dead:

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    :waves: Hey Luscious!! *breathing heavily*

    Faylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :hug:

    hewwo Dymond :coffee:

    and my bish Chocodrop!

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    @KDUBBLE! u get ur package? its filled to the brim with Hell appropriate onesies bew! :hug:

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    @Brenden, sorry bew I’m married AND E-Married, my E-Wife is just MIA right now, but if i ever get in the mood for sum chubby luvin I’m all over u like Redeemed is on Bible.com

    @Lusc, I can’t recall her voice, I like her bc she looks like my baby sis..

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    ELove says:

    Whaddup MY Dymond-Gurl

    @His
    Heeyyyy Sexxy-Mama

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    KDub says:

    @His I need my onesie NOW. Normally I don’t need one til 4 ish. I know its early. Hopefully you can find some cheap gas to soak it in and complete my order expeditious like…Thanks sis!

    B/c…According to @Redeemed I am going to heyl sooner rather than later. :rofl:

    Oh and Brendan needs some measurements for some gas draws as well. I’m taking him wif me!

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    HIS!!!!!! :boobs: *looks lovingly at ur gravi & sighs* how are u Gawjust One

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    Anna says:

    KDub says:

    AND Margaret (Carrie’s momma) WAS that SAME heffa who coined the phrase…”They’re all gonna laugh at yew”…Margaret made that shyt FAMOUS.
    ~~~~~~~

    That movie came out when I was 9. I’m 44 and that phrase is still around. Margaret was scarier than the things Carrie wished upon others. LOL. Sissy Spacek is just one of those talented actress’, she becomes her character, she was Loretta Lynn.

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    YSoSerious says:

    @MAN

    I would tell you but I think it’ll funnier if you find out on your own. But if you already have reddish-pink squarish blotches on your 3.5 inches, it’s already too late. It was sorta nice knowing you bruh. :bye:

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    kingstonn says:

    PB! i had a dream about you. :wink:

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    Damn Dymond u don’t creeped up in hea & I aint eem see u! :hug: hey suga wuga!

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    Dymond says:

    Hello HIS :coffee:
    Hey Elove :hug:
    Hey Choco
    Hey Brown
    Hey KDubb
    hey Fayla

    @ Blunt :karate:

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    prynsexxx says:

    Fayla says:

    anyone gonna watch Tocarra’s dating show?
    _______________

    I seen Tocarra a few weeks ago looking like a damn FOOL during a celebrity basketball game. She was the ONLY girl out there trying to play bball with MEN. :rolleyes: They kicked her out within ONE minute of her hitting the court. Me and my homegirls were in the stands :haha:

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    *measures Brenden* I gotchu Kdub :rofl:

    *holds my FayFay* :boobs: whats shaking besides them tiddays bew? :lol:

    Heyyyyy ELuvah!

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    *notices elove iggd my comment*

    PAULETTE DIDNT I TELL YOU TO END ALL COMMUNICATION WITH ME!

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    Redeemed777 says:

    I bet Choco aka Hippie is gonna be the first in line to receive the mark of the Beast. SMH.

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    :hunching: DYMOND just cuz guhl!

    Did I manage to scare Redeemed off #HA bet yall didn’t think I was capable did you

    Redeemed comes back in 5 4 3 2 1 :ha:

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    prynsexxx says:

    I seen Tocarra a few weeks ago looking like a damn FOOL during a celebrity basketball game. She was the ONLY girl out there trying to play bball with MEN. They kicked her out within ONE minute of her hitting the court. Me and my homegirls were in the stands
    ___________________________

    I said all of THAT ^^^^^^^^^^^^ to say….. :think: I might. LOL

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    Ysoooooooooooooo *puts ur dreads in a bun on one side of ur head* :hug:

    Kingstonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *whispers* I be loving u long time* :love:

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    brenden says:

    LMAO @YSO……bwahahahahaha oh so now we spillin secrets? You bringin up my man boobs huh? Ok I see you…Im not gone stoop to yo level…I have class **lifts leg to fart** It wouldn’t have worked for us no way as long as Eluv is in the picture. I was tired of trynna compete with him…Oh brenden E made me feel like no other, oh Brenden E made love the best, he always made me sweat out my kitchen…So what! He may have sweat out the kitchen, but I’m the one whod help you get it back in order. Which wanst an easy task…all them buck shots…remember the first perm didn’t take so I had to order one on the black market…super duper strength WITH LYE…ungreatful a*s…Did Eluv scrape them callusses off you panky toe? Huh? Did Eluv shave yo back? Yeah we forget the lil things huh.smh

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    Redeemed777 says:

    I bet Choco aka Hippie is gonna be the first in line to receive the mark of the Beast. SMH.

    NOT the skid mark of buddahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *faints* :ghost:

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    @Pryn :shocked: :hailnaw: DAMMIT MAN! I need her to get it together! She can’t be lookin like my sis akkin like that! :nono: Imma gone & watch the 1st epi & see if I will continue. Ion eem memba which channel it’s coming on! smh

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    *breathing hard in Luscious ear* u dnt mean that tho bew! I’m mad romantical and (breathing harder and humping my keyboard) chit :dead:

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    YSoSerious says:

    HIS!! :hugs:

    Don’t measure BRENDEN for nathan. :nono:

    Let him go to hell naked as the day he was hatched from that Brontosaurus egg. HMPH!!

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    KDub says:

    DYYYYYYYYYYYMOND!

    :wave: <<<< Kelendria's 75lb wig.

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    Dymond says:

    Sup Brendon!!!
    damn you and YSo didnt last long :lol:

    SMH @ Yso

    there’s a new post up if anyone cares

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    did i not tell this bish I hated her yesterday…… repeatedly

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    HIS..I’m hopin my dayum LEGS gone be shakin this here evening bc the red river is dried up & Lawd knows I need this here back blown ALL the way out :hump:

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    mirsmommy says:

    :offtopic: Can yall muhfuggaz please go to ****, find and click on the Sharpie Lo story, and look at that ninja????? Please!!!!!!!! My job blocked that site, so I can’t put that chit up as my gravi. OMG, that ninja chit lookin just like Jermaine Wax Figure Jackson!!!!!!! It’s wax figures walkin all around the damn world. :hahaha:

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Fayla, get it grl! :yes:

    @Luscious :rofl:

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    YSoSerious says:

    DYMOND!! :yahoo:

    Don’t be shaking your head at me! You supposed to take my side dammit! :mad:

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    **lifts leg to fart**
    ____________________
    :lol:

    Redeemed what makes you think I don’t already I have tattoos fool!

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Mirs I saw that shyt and im certain someone filed a report for their stolen shoe polish cus that nigga went IN on the head/face paint :dead:

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    brenden says:

    Hey Dymond!!!! I’m so heart broken behind this :-( just when I thought I had a real beard uh um I mean woman :-(

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    ELove says:

    I was trying to STAY Strong and NOT Cry but @Brenden can’t keep Personal Stuff PRIVATE for If His F-ing LIFE depended ON IT :crying:

    This is just Too Much for MY Little Heart to Withstand… I Can’t :nono:

    Ohhh And :hug: —-> MY Dymond-Gurl

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    mirsmommy says:

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Mirs I saw that shyt and im certain someone filed a report for their stolen shoe polish cus that nigga went IN on the head/face paint
    _______________________

    :dead: That muhfugga had the slickest, shiniest, sharpest hairline and shape-up I ever seen.

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    mirsmommy says:

    brenden says:

    Hey Dymond!!!! I’m so heart broken behind this just when I thought I had a real beard uh um I mean woman
    __________________

    Fuggin :dead:

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    Dymond says:

    @ Mirs I saw thatttttttttttttttttttt :dead: is dude serious???? #cantbe

    awwww Brendon it was fun while it lasted right? right?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    cute pics :grin: #positive

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    brenden says:

    Well Dymond I guess it was kinda fun. Yso can suck a nipple like nobodies business. She ignored the fact that I have small genetalia and temporary bouts with E.D…Not to mention she didn’t care that I have IBS which leaves an occasional stain or two in my dwalz…She has a lazy eye one of mine cocks to the right…It was fun trynna guess who was looking at who…So yeah it was fun :-) I’m still heart broken :-( I’d be happier if you sent me sum nudie pics ö

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