Actress Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving a LA court room after getting a rave review from Judge Stephanie Sautner during her probation progress report hearing this morning. According to TMZ, Sautner proudly announced, "You're in the home stretch!" Lindsay has reportedly credited the judge for using "tough love" saving her acting career.

Metrosexual musician Kanye West was seen arriving at Somerset House for London's Fashion Week, yesterday. He was wearing grey Belanciaga Arena sneakers with a white sports coat. Not surprisingly, Kanye went on a 7-minute autotune rant about a woman over his "Say You Will" track last night in Melbourne, Australia.

There's a story going around about Kanye and Rihanna, but you didn't hear this from me.

It seems that Kanye had a terrible crush on Rihanna back in 2007, when she was just emerging as a worldwide superstar. They ran in the same circles, so Kanye would often ask RiRi for her number in the hopes of getting to know her more intimately -- away from her entourage. But Rihanna had her sights on someone else that year. She wasn't checking for Kanye.

One day, they bumped into each other in NYC, and Rihanna gave Kanye the number to her personal cell -- but the phone actually belonged to her assistant. So when Yeezy blew up the cell phone with text messages asking Rihanna out -- Rihanna's assistant texted back, "Hi Kanye, this is ________. I'll make sure [Rihanna] gets your messages." They say Kanye never got over that snub -- and in 2009 -- after Chris Brown was arrested for battering Rihanna's face -- Kanye took Chris Brown's side and defended him.

Although they remain cordial to one another, Kanye still hasn't forgiven Rihanna for leading him on. But remember, you didn't hear this from me.

Halle Berry, 45, got permission from her doctor to bear weight on her right foot, which she injured on a movie set last year. Halle was seen leaving her daughter's private school this morning in a good mood. She had a brace on her foot but she is no longer using crutches.
Photo: Aik Arshamian/INFphoto.com

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Grey socks and neon shoes??

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    THAT is ONE RAN-THROUGH YT Female Though... :nono: I Don't THINK She's Even 25 years old (YET...) :think: :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Nicole swisher sweet is sexy as shait

  • Mochacashmere

    LiLo looks to be about 65 years old.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Lindsay looks like a 50 year old woman....bar none!

  • CD FENTY

    Lindsey-Looks a mess and prolly smells like perch :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :rofl: @ JMO!

    @ Ebro - :blink: YOUR GRAVI! :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Nicole Swiffer Sweeper is very pretty, but she BORES me... :yawn:

  • caligirl

    FeFe says:

    Lindsay looks like a 50 year old woman….bar none!

    ________________
    :co-sign: yeah I was thinking about it as well.

  • The Makeup Maven

    Why CD keeps changing her name?! :rofl:

  • Eazy

    Lilo looks very unclean..ugh

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :warning: <--- me giving Lindsay some damn sun!!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ E-bestie. I got your email but accidentally erased it! :hug:

  • CD FENTY

    @IGO

    I told u those were our personal pics for just us. :rolleyes:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I always love seeing Ye. Judge me.

  • caligirl

    Says Hi with *arms crossed* then gives Church :hug: with one arm to Tatted. Hmmmmmmmmph

  • lady_cn

    Lindsey needs to tan, ASAP. Those legs of hers :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    @FeFe (Comment #8)
    YUP... THAT'S HER Though... :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @JMO

    I'm not even joking...I just queefed at what you said :ashamed: because I scrolled up and saw it! :rofl:

  • caligirl

    @Ebestie - Okay I'm better now then :danban1:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    FeFe says:

    @JMO

    I’m not even joking…I just queefed at what you said :ashamed: because I scrolled up and saw it! :rofl:
    ________________________________

    :lol:

  • I Go There

    CD

    My bad... at least I didnt put the money shot pics up.

  • Pootie Tang

    That's Lindsay??!? :shocked: Wouldnt know that was her if you didnt say so Sandra......

  • caligirl

    Lindsey looks like a broke out of work, sex slave.

  • I Go There

    Tatted you like my Gravi?

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Ebestie - Good! :danban:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    *taps mic* is this thing on!!!

    *yells through megaphone* @CD, my chit flows and sounds SOOOOO MUCH better than yours!

  • CD FENTY

    Kim alleges she left the marriage because Damon was abusive to her and her divorce documents indicate that, however it was Damon who actually filed for divorce from Kim!

    “She left her husband for me as soon as we started having sex,” Ray J reveals. “We were like animals — sexually free to to try anything, and we did.” He says Kim was always prepared, putting toothpaste on the toothbrush in the morning and hosting lingerie fashion shows at night! #TMI

    Ray J recalls KK being very “attentive” but clingy and over-bearing. “She wanted to know where I was at all times,” Ray J writes. “She literally thought I was cheating with every girl I ran across.” Ray J says Kim’s jealousy was out of control and that’s what drove him to end the relationship and ultimately cheat on her! “She started going to extremes to monitor my behavior,” he explains. He also believes KK cheated on him.

    After their illicit and raunchy affair and the release of their sex tape, Ray J says he had no respect for his former bedmate. “I had no respect for her. I wanted more for my life…[to] find a woman that I could actually trust.”

    Upon learning that Ray J is releasing all the details of their sex life together, Kim is apparently mortified. “Kim’s putting on a brave face, but she’s furious about Ray J cashing in on her,” a friend shares. “There’s so much that has gone wrong for her this year — he’s just another person trying to humiliate her.” Well, Kim – you reap what you sew and Karma is a biatch!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ "YOU KNOW WHO!"

    :zzz:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Ye looks like one of those people who start talking and the side, spit bubbles starting appearing on his mouth and he keeps talking like he don't feel that chit ...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    @caligirl
    AND Just Think NOT THAT LONG Ago She was Giving BJ's in THE ALLEY Though :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Ray J. :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    :lol:

  • caligirl

    Upon learning that Ray J is releasing all the details of their sex life together, Kim is apparently mortified. “Kim’s putting on a brave face, but she’s furious about Ray J cashing in on her,” a friend shares. “There’s so much that has gone wrong for her this year — he’s just another person trying to humiliate her.” Well, Kim – you reap what you sew and Karma is a biatch!

    *Picks teeth with tooth pick, FLUCK THAT rauchy Gypsey Puszzy whore!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    RE-CLARIFYING CHIT!!!

    *taps mic* is this thing on!!!

    *yells through megaphone* @CD, my chit flows and sounds SOOOOO MUCH better than yours!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ EBRO - let's just say it's..........VERY INTERESTING! :coffee:

  • CD FENTY

    All hell muthafuggin nawl. Fe ITS ON AND POPPIN :shank:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    :zzz:

  • caligirl

    @Elove - Had no idea she was in alley ways. :gross:

  • The Makeup Maven

    I thought "YOU" would see that! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @ChocD

    I told yo azz to keep it kewte! :duel: :karate: :shank:

  • CD FENTY

    We traded vows baby doll. She is mine FOREVER AND EVER. LEAVE MY WOMAN ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

  • prynsexxx

    :warning: <-------- Lilo's tanning bed on EXTRA CRISPY

    Sweaty Ken (Kanye West with the letters switched around) is going crazy in his head. I promise.

    What's up with Halle and the on again, off again love affair she is having with that foot boot?

  • The Makeup Maven

    :rofl: OMG! I love that chit, Fe! :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    @Tatted

    Get ya girl she trying to break up my home and Ion play that :nono:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn :2dance: <--- Really Lindsey's pale, crusty skin! I'm hannibal lector! :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Tatted

    Of course its gonna bore you... Hmph

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    *imagines Rih whispering my new screen name in my ear in a fit of ecstasy*

  • prynsexxx

    @Tatted :2dance: <---- the bow is really some mocha BROWN tan lotion for LiLo, none of that orange goo "THEY'RE" use to.

  • yallcrazy

    I'm Team RayJ now #justcuzofwhit

    CD & Fi, yall meeting on the playground at 2:30? (to rumble over ri) :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ CD - Oh, she tryna "bumrush" your bish??? Is that what you doing, Fe?
    :thinking: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    @CD
    THAT Gravi is Some STR8 Kaptain-KIRK Shyt (Right There...) #StarTrek :lol:

    @FeFe
    I SAY :thumbsup: :thumbsup: to That GRAVI Baby :coffee:

  • Pootie Tang

    :rollseyes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ EBRO - Who said I was bored?!?!?! NEVER that! :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @pryn

    Please don't get me started on Halle and her stupid boot...

  • caligirl

    yallcrazy says:

    I’m Team RayJ now #justcuzofwhit

    CD & Fi, yall meeting on the playground at 2:30? (to rumble over ri)

    :cosign: Yeah, he won my heart when he slightly fainted at the funeral.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Pale Green Complexion with Pale Green Dress :shrugs:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn - I see we were thinking the same thing around the same time. That's that "Ohio" mind! :hug:

  • Ms. Everything

    I don't remember Ye taking Chris's side... :shrugs: And if he did maybe he should been a little more vocal about it. Lindsay needs a tan or some stockings cause pale legs :no:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Ew at all this Fenty fonting. :no:

    Besides, y'all know y'all have to go through Sandra first right? She seems like a dirty fighter. :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Pootie Tang :hahaha: What's wrong hun?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Chatted

    You already know that Rih is my bish... :coffee:

    @ELove

    Thanks hon! :hugs:

  • CD FENTY

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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN
    RIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYY
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yeah I go to much time on my hands but so what THAT'S MY BISH :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Hi Pootie Tang (if you ask me again, I'll tell you the same)! Are you new??? If so :welcome: My name is Tatted!

  • The Makeup Maven

    <---- HATES CD SOOOO BADLY RATT NOW!!! :ghost:

  • CD FENTY

    caligirl says:

    yallcrazy says:

    I’m Team RayJ now #justcuzofwhit

    CD & Fi, yall meeting on the playground at 2:30? (to rumble over ri)

    Cali says:
    Yeah, he won my heart when he slightly fainted at the funeral.
    ******************
    :dead: at slightly fainted. Cali its your turn -----> :kona:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I may be stupid and this question may be to but is sodomize raping someone anally? I need to know cuz this man in NYC with a wife and two kids did this to someone's Lab Retriever see story below...

    A popular building superintendent at an apartment complex in New York state has been arrested on charges of bestiality involving a tenant’s Labrador retriever, The Journal News reports. Kujtim Nicaj, who lived and worked at the Rye Colony apartment complex in Rye, N.Y., until his arrest, is also charged with burglary.

    Nicaj’s lawyer, Steven Davidson, says his 41-year-old client is “humiliated” by the charges, which he denies, and is worried about providing for his wife and two kids. The police say Nicaj allegedly broke into the tenant’s apartment with a key on Feb. 8 and sodomized the dog.

    The newspaper, quoting authorities, says the incident was captured on a “nannycam” set up by the tenant, who had suspected that someone had been entering the apartment.

    ____________________
    Jacked from Bossip

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @YSo

    Sandra throws too much shade at Ms. Fenty...I won't have to fight long or hard at all... :lol:

  • caligirl

    CD FENTY - :hug: you need a vacation

  • Ty

    caligirl says:

    Upon learning that Ray J is releasing all the details of their sex life together, Kim is apparently mortified. “Kim’s putting on a brave face, but she’s furious about Ray J cashing in on her,” a friend shares. “There’s so much that has gone wrong for her this year — he’s just another person trying to humiliate her.” Well, Kim – you reap what you sew and Karma is a biatch!

    *Picks teeth with tooth pick, FLUCK THAT rauchy Gypsey Puszzy whore!
    __________________________
    I dont see what the problem is :shrug: Everybody saw how dry she is/was now he is going to write about how dry she is/was. Did I miss something?

  • Pootie Tang

    :wave: @ yall

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    :ghost: @ the desperation in here! :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Cali, I didn't see the "faint" but I just feel for him because he's so young, and him and Whitney were pretty cool. It's messed up when you lose a friend :sadface:

  • prynsexxx

    Tatted says:

    That’s that “Ohio” mind!
    ___________________________

    :yes:

    :whistle:
    OOOOO
    H
    I
    OOOOOOOO

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Ew at all this Fenty fonting.
    __________________
    Ditto! That tragic loss of a soul it disturbs me to even look at her lost in the mind azz

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Lindsay looks like a sack of cleaned up sht in a dress. On the other hand, that female police officer is very attractive, don't you think, Sandie?

  • CD FENTY

    @Cali

    I can always use :hugs: but right nah I'm good I'm just fighting for my lady :coffee:

  • Pootie Tang

    :wave @ tatted

    Im fairly new......I post here and there when I have the time...thanks for the welcome!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Choco

    I may be stupid and this question may be to but is sodomize raping someone anally?
    ________
    :yes: sodomy is forced butt-sex...

  • caligirl

    @Chocolate DIVA - Ray J faint "slighty"...I secnt it. I know you scent it too :yes:

  • Pootie Tang

    :wave:

  • yallcrazy

    Hi Pootie Tang (if you ask me again, I’ll tell you the same)! :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    @Fe
    Change it :waiting:

  • caligirl

    FeFe Fenty says:

    @Choco

    I may be stupid and this question may be to but is sodomize raping someone anally?
    ________
    sodomy is forced butt-sex…

    _________
    I can't and will not.....

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn - OOOOH, DON'T GET ME STARTED! I CANNOT wait until the new season...... :biggrin:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pootie - Your welcome.

  • yallcrazy

    fukcing an animal is beastiality (sp?) I think :coffee:

  • prynsexxx

    Choco says:

    is sodomize raping someone anally?
    ____________________________

    :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Pootie

    I meant to tell you a few posts back that I :heart: your gravie...

  • The Makeup Maven

    :zzz:

  • yallcrazy

    CD FENTY says:

    @Fe
    Change it :waiting:
    --------------------------------------
    :popcorn: :rofl:

  • caligirl

    yallcrazy says:

    Cali, I didn’t see the “faint” but I just feel for him because he’s so young, and him and Whitney were pretty cool. It’s messed up when you lose a friend :sadface:

    __________
    Ya'll as there were carrying the casket out, he gently touched the casket and "slighty" fainted. Well I did... :kona:

  • Ty

    After their illicit and raunchy affair and the release of their sex tape, Ray J says he had no respect for his former bedmate. “I had no respect for her. I wanted more for my life…[to] find a woman that I could actually trust.”
    _________________
    This shyt right here confirms that Kris Jenner released that damn and it was Kim's ultimate come up then she tried to buy the shyt back when she got her money right. Kris Jenner is a pimp :yes:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones

    ELove says:

    THAT is ONE RAN-THROUGH YT Female Though… I Don’t THINK She’s Even 25 years old (YET…)
    ---------
    wHO? kANYE?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @CD

    No... :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Choco says:

    is sodomize raping someone anally?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Depends on who you ask! :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    What's in Pootie Tang's gravi? #feelsleftout :wail:

  • Ms. Everything

    Sodomy doesn't have to be forced, sodomy is just butt-sex but usually people only call it by the technical term when it's being forced upon someone... :nono: to anal sex

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Just found out my mama's getting married in a couple of months in Cancun. She said it'll be just her and her groom.

    How she ain't want her only child (left) to come? And she said his kids aren't coming either. I'm so depressed about it. She's breaking up our "package deal." :wail:

    My feelings are hurt. Gonna go cry to myself.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    Bestiality is sex with an animal...

    Sodomy is butt-sex...

    The man in the article supposedly committed both and his nasty azz was caught on camera... :smack:

  • lady_cn

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I may be stupid and this question may be to but is sodomize raping someone anally? I need to know cuz this man in NYC with a wife and two kids did this to someone’s Lab Retriever see story below…

    A popular building superintendent at an apartment complex in New York state has been arrested on charges of bestiality involving a tenant’s Labrador retriever, The Journal News reports. Kujtim Nicaj, who lived and worked at the Rye Colony apartment complex in Rye, N.Y., until his arrest, is also charged with burglary.

    Nicaj’s lawyer, Steven Davidson, says his 41-year-old client is “humiliated” by the charges, which he denies, and is worried about providing for his wife and two kids. The police say Nicaj allegedly broke into the tenant’s apartment with a key on Feb. 8 and sodomized the dog.

    The newspaper, quoting authorities, says the incident was captured on a “nannycam” set up by the tenant, who had suspected that someone had been entering the apartment.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :vomit:

  • CD FENTY

    Ok :coffee:

    :hahaha; (Hysterically bursts out in a fit of laughter for no apparent reason)

  • The Makeup Maven

    yallcrazy says:

    What’s in Pootie Tang’s gravi? #feelsleftout :wail:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    A Kitty smacking another Kitty! :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Ms. Everything says:

    Sodomy doesn’t have to be forced, sodomy is just butt-sex but usually people only call it by the technical term when it’s being forced upon someone… to anal sex
    _______________________________________________

    :yes:

    Lets try anal tonight kinda has a better sound to it than.

    IM gonna sodomize you.... :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    :lol: @Big Daddy

    --------------------------
    Aww Cali, I can just imagine :wail:
    ----------------------
    Ty, Pimp Jenner been pimpin' yo :coffee: #notasecret

    kinda :offtopic: Yall recall when Chi was getting all worked up over kim k? To hoe or not to hoe? That is the question. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Sassy

    Dang, they just want it to be the two of them? :(

  • Pootie Tang

    FeFe Fenty says:

    @Pootie

    I meant to tell you a few posts back that I your gravie…
    ______________________

    Thanks Fe Fe!

  • BigCityGirl

    Lindsay looks terrible....I hear she's getting ready to play a young Elizabeth Taylor in her next movie....IDK how she's going to pull this off....

  • prynsexxx

    caligirl says:

    Ya’ll as there were carrying the casket out, he gently touched the casket and “slighty” fainted.
    ____________________

    I seen it last night on YouTube. He didn't "slightly faint" right away. He touched it as it passed, in-between the pallbearers heads, THEN he sat down and wept. :clap: Them pallbearers were on point when that carried her out on their shoulders. THATS the TRUE definition of "look ma, no hands". IJS

  • shakura80

    :offtopic: I am highly disgusted with the front page of National Enquirer for that picture of Whitney in her coffin....She just cant rest in peace can she?

  • lady_cn

    I Go There says:

    Lets try anal tonight kinda has a better sound to it than.

    IM gonna sodomize you….
    ___________________________________________________

    :dead:

    I'm gonna have to agree, that does sound better than the latter.

  • The Makeup Maven

    FeFe Fenty says:

    Bestiality is sex with an animal…

    Sodomy is butt-sex…

    The man in the article supposedly committed both and his nasty azz was caught on camera…
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Boy oh boy. The look on someone's face who actually witnessed the footage on tape! :no:

    :zzz:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    I thought sodomy was forcing something into any orifice. :shrug: :pc:

  • I Go There

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Just found out my mama’s getting married in a couple of months in Cancun. She said it’ll be just her and her groom.

    How she ain’t want her only child (left) to come? And she said his kids aren’t coming either. I’m so depressed about it. She’s breaking up our “package deal.”

    My feelings are hurt. Gonna go cry to myself.
    _____________________________________________________________

    Aww Im so sorry...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    Anyone watch Family Guy:

    :whistle:

    "and they're having butt-sex........cowboy butt-sex.......sodomyheeeeee......sodomyheeeee.....sodomyheeeee....

    ....ahhhh, sodomy!"

    :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Mama Sassy said you WILL NOT clown on no island with her YO :rules:
    Gone mess around and chase Her man away. Mama Sassy says Hell to the Nawl...not this time baby girl :lol:

    and then :hug:

    *runs to hide* :rofl:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Fefe
    Yep. My feelings are very hurt for some reason.

  • Ms. Everything

    :hahaha: @Igo :dead:

  • anw_rootbeer

    I like yeezy...I would love to be on 3 way when sandra rose gets all these inside stories *kanye shrug*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    sodomy is defined as anal or oral sex

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Lets try anal tonight kinda has a better sound to it than.

    IM gonna sodomize you….
    _____________________
    :lol: :hunching:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    What Ms. E said. :yes:

    #NoButtStuffPlease

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    Ms. Everything says:

    Sodomy doesn’t have to be forced, sodomy is just butt-sex but usually people only call it by the technical term when it’s being forced upon someone… to anal sex
    _______________________________________________

    IM gonna sodomize you…. :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: :no:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    I'm highly annoyed.....

  • I Go There

    lady_cn says:

    I Go There says:

    Lets try anal tonight kinda has a better sound to it than.

    IM gonna sodomize you….
    ___________________________________________________

    I’m gonna have to agree, that does sound better than the latter.
    __________________________________________________________

    Most of the time the fellas dont have to bring it up... women usually bring it up on thier own. :lol:

  • Pootie Tang

    Sodomy.... :shocked:......eww

    :vomit:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Chatted

    :lol: I'm pretty sure I would have just :hurl: right at the tv! fcking yuck!

    :zzz:

  • Ty

    lady_cn says:

    I Go There says:

    Lets try anal tonight kinda has a better sound to it than.

    IM gonna sodomize you….
    ___________________________________________________

    I’m gonna have to agree, that does sound better than the latter.
    _______________________
    Yeah it does sound better. Hubby just says "Put your azz in the air" love that shyt :hump:

    #aggressive

  • prynsexxx

    his 41-year-old client is “humiliated”
    he denies,
    the incident was captured on a “nannycam” set up by the tenant
    ________________________

    :ha: :haha:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    sodomy is defined as anal or oral sex

    -----------
    I thought is just that like when folks took cookies in jail like pulling a feleece Johnson? Isn't it only that when done as a crime?

  • The Makeup Maven

    FeFe Fenty says:

    Anyone watch Family Guy:

    :whistle:

    “and they’re having butt-sex……..cowboy butt-sex…….sodomyheeeeee……sodomyheeeee…..sodomyheeeee….

    ….ahhhh, sodomy!”

    :rofl:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    See, I did "love-ded" you from Friday....NOW I HATE'CHU! I saw that episode! :rofl:

    :zzz:

  • yallcrazy

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    I’m highly annoyed…..
    ----------------------------------
    I'm sorry then...

    Maybe she's just joshing you :shrug: Does she joke around like that?

  • iheart

    caligirl says:

    @Chocolate DIVA – Ray J faint “slighty”…I secnt it. I know you scent it too

    _____________
    I can't stand you fa this here :rofl: Cause I play that moment back in my head and he did "slightly faint" :ghost:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dimpz
    Okay that's what I thought so I was more than :blink: when reading the story and he has a wife and two kids :vomit:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Sassy

    I understand, I'd be hurt too...and I'm certain my mom would be hurt if I did the same...

  • anw_rootbeer

    *gagging* who breaks in an apartment to rape a dog??? the world will soon end, i need to get saved!

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I may be stupid and this question may be to but is sodomize raping someone anally? I need to know cuz this man in NYC with a wife and two kids did this to someone’s Lab Retriever see story below…

    A popular building superintendent at an apartment complex in New York state has been arrested on charges of bestiality involving a tenant’s Labrador retriever, The Journal News reports. Kujtim Nicaj, who lived and worked at the Rye Colony apartment complex in Rye, N.Y., until his arrest, is also charged with burglary.

    Nicaj’s lawyer, Steven Davidson, says his 41-year-old client is “humiliated” by the charges, which he denies, and is worried about providing for his wife and two kids. The police say Nicaj allegedly broke into the tenant’s apartment with a key on Feb. 8 and sodomized the dog.

    ---------------
    True meaning of doggy style...

  • GAGIRL87

    Oh My gosh Lindsey looks like a pale 50 year old white woman :no: I remember when Lindsey was a tan "thick" white chick with red hair she was cute too but NOW no ma'am drugs will age the heck out of you :shocked: we're the same age but ain't no way she's 25 :coffee:

    Kanye is dead wrong for his verse on "Big Sean's song Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay" if I was Amber I would be pissed.... :whistle:

    I don't really wanna uhh... talk too much shit
    But you love it when I talk like I lost it
    And I love how you look when ya blazin'
    And I swear you turn at least half asian
    And we 'bout to have a liason
    She's so cool, give head with her shades on
    You should just go and throw a cape on
    And it's just so amazing
    So amazin'
    So amazin'

  • Pootie Tang

    Im not a prude, and I have never tried sodomy, but there are just some things I wont do :no: hell I havent had any in 2 yrs, so at this point, I dont know what I will/will not do

  • Ms. Everything

    Poor little dog :hurl:

    Igo what women do you know that bring it up? I've only known men to try and get women to do it, not the other way around :no:

  • The Makeup Maven

    yallcrazy says:

    Maybe she’s just joshing you :shrug: Does she joke around like that?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :lol: @ Joshing! :ghost:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @ANW

    I like Yeezy too. When I first saw three way in your comment I got an image that I did not want. :no:

  • iheart

    <== Wonders if CD Fenty and Fefe Fenty aare playing sister wives now :thinking: :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Rootbeer, now listen here, we :yes: will :whip: you if 'deem appears in 5,4,3,2,1.....

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Yall
    No, she's not playing. She's on the phone with me now lecturing me about how I need to be happy for her and stop bucking at everything and just accept it cause I'm grown and so is she.

    I REALLY wanna cry though. Feelings are kinda hurt. And now we're arguing about her insurance policy and the power-of-attorney for medical decisions...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sassy
    :hugs: Try and be happy for your momz instead of hurt I mean his kids aren't coming either perhaps they just want it to be special for them nothing wrong with that! #MOMMA GOTTA HAVE A LIFE TOO!

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    Sitting here listening to Pandora, and keshia cole came on :no: she cannot sang at all, ok yall keep going, it was just like Skip :crying1: who gave this chile a record deal WHO :mad:

  • laterthannever

    I wonder if Scherzinger gets Keratin treatments.

    Looking at Kanye's hair I noticed that its thinning a bit. No worries for him though, he dresses like the "I'm too Sexy" guy sometimes so he'll be even more fierce with a shiny head!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I need to be happy for her and stop bucking at everything and just accept it cause I’m grown and so is she.
    ___________________________
    :lol: not at you but how coincidental that was! I just posted the same comment

  • I Go There

    Yeah it does sound better. Hubby just says “Put your azz in the air” love that shyt

    #aggressive
    _______________________________________________________

    Well when they got they ass in the air I call it a "Twofer"
    If you dont tell me ahead of time Im gonna try both holes...

    Besides it helps in a lil game I like to call "Which hole feels the best"

  • yallcrazy

    :stop: Stop joshing me Tatted! :lol:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Choco
    I AM happy but damn!!!

    I don't want no step-daddy! And I just met him in December! Gosh!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    anw_rootbeer says:

    I would love to be on 3 way when sandra rose gets all these inside stories
    _________________

    Those inside stories don't come easy. There's always a price attached to everything. :coffee:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    I swear if somebody gives me that "Momma gotta have a life too" line one more time, I'ma go postal.

    *sigh*

    My mommy's leaving me.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    OMG I've tried and did anal :shrugs: Not my preference but hell I've tried but GOT DAMN NEVA EVA EVA with an animal (real animal) that is! Cuz some nicca's can be beast! :thumbsup:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Choco - When you said "MOMMA GOTTA HAVE A LIFE TOO" i just picture "Jody" off of Baby Boy saying it! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    :ghost: @iheart

    :coffee: :lol:

  • I Go There

    Pootie Tang says:

    Im not a prude, and I have never tried sodomy, but there are just some things I wont do hell I havent had any in 2 yrs, so at this point, I dont know what I will/will not do
    ______________________________________

    ANTHER ONE... WTH.. ANOTHER ONE... If one mo lady come in here talking bout she aint had none Im gonna lose it.... WTH is this Dry Island???

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I swear if somebody gives me that “Momma gotta have a life too” line one more time, I’ma go postal.
    __________________________
    :rofl: Is she moving to Cancun NO! right stop being a baby your mom is right you planning your own wedding she's not leaving you she's living!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @SASSY

    Why do you think your mom has changed your deal? Do you think there is something not right going on due to the soon-to-be husband?

  • The Makeup Maven

    Smurfette - why are you JOSHING me??? :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Tatted
    But its true I mean chit I give mucho PROPS to her momz she doing her! And her grown kids can get over it cuz she will continue to do her :grin: NO OFFENSE SASS!

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    Well when they got they ass in the air I call it a “Twofer”
    If you dont tell me ahead of time Im gonna try both holes…

    Besides it helps in a lil game I like to call “Which hole feels the best”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :lol:

  • I Go There

    My mommy’s leaving me.

    _________________________________

    She isnt leaving...she's coming back.
    Maybe she dont want to have all those people cause they want it to be just special for them two. It aint that bad Sassy

  • Ms. Everything

    Igo.. I just came off almost two years without none :lol: but I backslid something horrible

  • The Makeup Maven

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Choco

    So if your daughter did the same thing you'd be cool with it? No hard feelings whatsoever?

    honest question....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :danban: :danban1: <-----Dry Island Hula

  • yallcrazy

    :kona: Igo, getchoazzz......

    Aww Sass, just stop and take a minute to breath. Sometimes life deals us a hnad that we don't know anything about, but just be cool and listen to her words. You already know that she loves the shyt outta you, you're her baby yo! Mama just needs a break, and to let loose alittle bit.

    Now with that said, make sure that you'll be "looked out for" regarding will, living will and power of atty (medical)--IF she chooses though. Just sit back and cry (if you must) but don't take it personally (not like the way you are) and just think about her and be empathetic (put yourself in her shoes). If you fight with her, it'll just get worse before it gets better.

    :hug: You're gonna be just fine honey bun. Look at your abs to stop crying :grill:

  • Pootie Tang

    Pootie Tang says:

    Im not a prude, and I have never tried sodomy, but there are just some things I wont do hell I havent had any in 2 yrs, so at this point, I dont know what I will/will not do
    _______________________________
    I see there are talk of animals up there, so let me re-phrase this statement.......

    I dont know what I will/will not do...with a (hu)man.... :yes:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    :blink:

    Sandra Rose says:

    anw_rootbeer says:

    I would love to be on 3 way when sandra rose gets all these inside stories
    _________________

    Those inside stories don’t come easy. There’s always a price attached to everything.
    _____________________________________________________

    :blink: u paying for stories, Chile Why u didnt say that, OMG. Chile u mean to tell me I can get paid with my info on some folks. :crying: where have I been

  • shakura80

    I have never done anal....I got Irritable Bowel Syndrome its hard enough letting stuff out insteada tryna stick stuff in the sacred hole. :ashamed:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    Sandra who u want to know about send me a personal Email PLEASE :waiting: and we can discuss the price ok. :yes:

  • I Go There

    Ms. Everything says:

    Igo.. I just came off almost two years without none but I backslid something horrible
    _____________________________________

    :clap:

    and Im glad you did

    Dimplez

    Dont be dancing to that shait

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Choco/Yall/Igo

    No- he seems really nice and all. But I haven't met his two grown azz sons yet. And she is leaving me...to be with this man. It's been just me and her for the past.....24 years, now it's gonna be her and me and this...MAN.

    She don't even call me a whole bunch of times a day like she used to. And everytime I call to talk to her...HE is there so she be too giddy to talk to me vause she's playing with him. Always in the background saying: "Hey" and sh*t.

    *Bebe Kids face*

    Nygga, Iono you like that. Back up off my moms! :wail:

  • yallcrazy

    <--tried "it" once & :stop: Nope, not again :nono:

  • Pootie Tang

    I Go There says:

    Pootie Tang says:

    Im not a prude, and I have never tried sodomy, but there are just some things I wont do hell I havent had any in 2 yrs, so at this point, I dont know what I will/will not do
    ______________________________________

    ANTHER ONE… WTH.. ANOTHER ONE… If one mo lady come in here talking bout she aint had none Im gonna lose it…. WTH is this Dry Island???
    _____________________________

    :hahaha: @ Dry Island, but Whats wrong with not having relations for 2 yrs??

  • The Makeup Maven

    <---- FEELS SO SORRY FOR THOSE WHO AIN'T GOT ANY! :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    WTH is this Dry Island???
    __________________________

    The plane the plane :rofl: #TATTOO

  • yallcrazy

    Creamy :kona: Shet it! :lol: #helpingyouhelpyourself

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- FEELS SO SORRY FOR THOSE WHO AIN'T GOT ANY! :coffee:

    __________

    :cosign: *basks in the afterglow of my :hump: session last night* :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    The plane the plane :rofl: #TATTOO

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Igo....Why come I can't dance though? :shrug:

    :hug: @ Sassy...It's ok Bew. Mama seems to be happy. Be happy for her. Did you ask her why you can't go, outside of his kids aren't going?

  • candibfly

    *skips over the anal talk* :(

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    No- he seems really nice and all. But I haven’t met his two grown azz sons yet. And she is leaving me…to be with this man. It’s been just me and her for the past…..24 years, now it’s gonna be her and me and this…MAN.
    _______________________
    Well Imma talk to you like your bigger sis Leave your mom and her happiness BE! and Focus on your own I've told you she is not leaving you and she will be there and for his grown azz sons if they are established and good looking send one my way :wink: But seriously babes you looking at it from the wrong perspective and GOD will show you the error of your ways if you don't stop being a Debbie Downer in her happiest times!

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    Sandra , Sandra .. :waiting: looking at my work email still no EMAIL, I'm hear til 4 mmmk

  • Ty

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Yall
    No, she’s not playing. She’s on the phone with me now lecturing me about how I need to be happy for her and stop bucking at everything and just accept it cause I’m grown and so is she.

    I REALLY wanna cry though. Feelings are kinda hurt. And now we’re arguing about her insurance policy and the power-of-attorney for medical decisions
    _________________________

    Dont take it personal Sass. Sounds like Moms wants to get away and do her. When we get to that stage and have been putting in work for years like they have, it'll make sense. Just be happy for her and continue to be her support system.

    Now dont get it twisted....use your third eye and make sure nothing is up with dude. I have a problem with trusting folks when it comes to my mom and my granny :nono:

  • yallcrazy

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- FEELS SO SORRY FOR THOSE WHO AIN'T GOT ANY! :coffee:

    --------------------------
    :cuss: Bragger!
    (now I am joshing you)

  • iheart

    Tried "it: and don't really like it but when he goes in circles to get in "it" kinda feels good :ashamed: :kona:

  • Pootie Tang

    @ Tatted

    Not getting any make me sad... :cry: LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :mad: Yall bishes pity me. :wail:

    I went from being told I take it like a porn star, minus the fluids, to this shyt. :wail:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Yall
    She said medical power-of-attorney will be shared between me and him.

    As far as will and everything else should she expire, that's not changing. Everything she has left comes to me. Everything he has left goes to his kids. Anything they acquire together will be split but I'm still the beneficiary of everything.

    Better be. LEt that muhfukka know if he tries to take my mama out for the insurance policy- oh...it's going down...

    And I ain't sharing sh*t anyway.

    On another note....if he makes a decision to pull a plug on my mama, his sh*t gonna end up amongst his kis a lot fukking earlier than he expected too.

  • Eazy

    Now ya'll talking! :thumbsup:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    For some reason that's all I visualized when he asked about DRY ISLAND :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Pootie Tang says:

    I Go There says:

    Pootie Tang says:

    Im not a prude, and I have never tried sodomy, but there are just some things I wont do hell I havent had any in 2 yrs, so at this point, I dont know what I will/will not do
    ______________________________________

    ANTHER ONE… WTH.. ANOTHER ONE… If one mo lady come in here talking bout she aint had none Im gonna lose it…. WTH is this Dry Island???
    _____________________________

    @ Dry Island, but Whats wrong with not having relations for 2 yrs??
    _______________________________________
    IDK
    Because you just shouldnt do it... I be feeling sorry for yall.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Sassy

    I think I feel your pain the most because my mother and I are very close as well...and I would honestly be hurt if she did that...

    And, I know for a single solitary FACT that she'd be depressed and crazy if I did that to her...

  • iheart

    FeFe Fenty says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- FEELS SO SORRY FOR THOSE WHO AIN'T GOT ANY!

    __________

    *basks in the afterglow of my session last night*
    ______________
    Was it thick like you like it :thinking: :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    On another note….if he makes a decision to pull a plug on my mama, his sh*t gonna end up amongst his kis a lot fukking earlier than he expected too.
    _______________________
    Girl wth why so many negative thoughts STOP SASS for real you will be getting married also you don't want no bad vibes or karma coming back to you!

  • yallcrazy

    I vote to get this fiance "checked out"? Either the legit way or the hood way... :coffee:

  • Pootie Tang

    Im outa here for the day! :cya:

  • caligirl

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Just found out my mama’s getting married in a couple of months in Cancun. She said it’ll be just her and her groom.

    :ghost:

  • Ty

    I Go There says:

    Yeah it does sound better. Hubby just says “Put your azz in the air” love that shyt

    #aggressive
    _______________________________________________________

    Well when they got they ass in the air I call it a “Twofer”
    If you dont tell me ahead of time Im gonna try both holes…
    _________________________
    Oh hell naw IGO...u have to ease into that shyt. There is a warm up process. U cant just jump into anal :nono:

  • yallcrazy

    like a porn star, minus the fluids

    :wail: :wail: <--like a baby ping wing :lol:

  • I Go There

    IDK

    Maybe its just me... Yall heffas be having me feeling bad thinking about helping yall out..

    Ill Call it the IGO DYCK Tour.... :lol:

  • iheart

    yallcrazy says:

    like a porn star, minus the fluids

    <–like a baby ping wing

    ___________

    Ping wing :rofl:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Ty/Choco/Dimpz

    I am happy, but still, it's just weird. I ain't calling that negro "daddy" either. Calling him by his 1st name like he Joe Jackson or something.

    @Dimpz
    She said: "lawd chile, do you wanna go? Can you afford to go? Can you get the time off to go? Then you can come."

    But Ion wanna go now cause she aint really want me to go, that's why she aint think to ask me first. Hmph. If I asked her to go somewhere like that, she'd curse me out and hang up on me.

    But then going ask me what I'm getting her for a wedding gift?

    :blink:

    REALLY, MA?! REALLY!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @iheart

    It was JUUUUSSSTTTT right! :yes:

  • I Go There

    Ty says:

    I Go There says:

    Yeah it does sound better. Hubby just says “Put your azz in the air” love that shyt

    #aggressive
    _______________________________________________________

    Well when they got they ass in the air I call it a “Twofer”
    If you dont tell me ahead of time Im gonna try both holes…
    _________________________
    Oh hell naw IGO…u have to ease into that shyt. There is a warm up process. U cant just jump into anal
    ________________________________________

    Nah... I wasnt gonna just ram it up in there.... :lol:
    I know the routine.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @SASSY

    I think what you're feeling is natural considering the relationship you and your mom have had all these years. Just don't hold on to the hurt and let it come between you. Y'all gone be fine. :hugs:

  • Eazy

    Where do I get a pass to Dry Island, for the support meeting cause I needem :crying:

  • Ty

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    anw_rootbeer says:

    I would love to be on 3 way when sandra rose gets all these inside stories
    _________________

    Those inside stories don’t come easy. There’s always a price attached to everything.
    _____________________________________________________

    u paying for stories, Chile Why u didnt say that, OMG. Chile u mean to tell me I can get paid with my info on some folks. where have I been
    ______________________________
    :blink: @ Sandra...u need pics too :think: Where is your check book :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    I guess some questions are better left up in the air...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ Ping Wing.

    As far as the topic most ppl in here don't wanna touch.. If you oil up enough, vaseline can be your bff and stimulate some other part of your body during *entry*, you'll be fine.

    #Helpful :coffee:

  • Eazy

    :rofl: @IGo going on tour..coming to a town near you :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Choco, & I pictured his lil azz running and pointing at that plane :rofl:

    -------------------------------------
    Listen to Choco Sass Re: the negative energy that you are exerting right now :stop: Brush off your shoulders and deal with it grown-woman style (Say the Serentiy Prayer & believe it!)

    Mama Sass probably was worried about telling you, just talk to her, so that you're not left out of any decisions. Shoot, she might even change her mind, last-minute-style, just because of the other step children :shrug:

  • Eazy

    Ya'll are too much sometimes

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Choco
    I'm not being negative, just realistic. Ion trust NO-DAMN-BODY with my mama. :nono: My daddy's never been around, my grandmama's dead and my bro's dead so it's just ME looking out for her now (and my nephews when they get older). Can't nobody have her best interests at heart like me.

    Hell...Ion trust my own fiancee' that far. When we do get married, my mom will prolly have power-of-attorney as well. He already knows that right now, allllll my sh*t is to the beneficary of "Mama Sassy" should I get the "upper room booked."

    @Yall
    I had him checked out. Was federal for a long time, now works with the state. Had my cousin who works for the state run him....he's clean. I still don't trust nobody but me, though.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @DIMPZ

    Vivica look like a black Rocky Dennis in that Gravi. :nono:

  • candibfly

    fandice tried it once and her next bowel movement.... :ashamed:

  • iheart

    @Dimpz all the oil and Vaseline in the gat dayum world aint gonna make me like the "entry" :no:

  • I Go There

    Yall quit being Nice....

    SASSY

    You quit acting like a BIG ASS BABY... Thats your momma.
    Everyting will be cool she getting married and so are you. Everyting will be alright. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    :dead: @candi :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :wail: with Sassy. I see whatchu mean. Maybe they're just being cheap? Just please don't your mom like my son does ppl. Please don't take her off your friend/wedding list because you're mad. :hug:

  • Eazy

    Best thing I have heard for "the topic at hand" is going in the rear after its already lubed from the v jay jay. Its a feeling like no other *so Ive heard :kona:

  • yallcrazy

    I Go There says:

    IDK

    Maybe its just me… Yall heffas be having me feeling bad thinking about helping yall out..

    Ill Call it the IGO DYCK Tour….
    -----------------------------
    Just in rare muphucking form today yo :smh: :lol:

  • I Go There

    Eazy says:

    @IGo going on tour..coming to a town near you
    _________________________________________________

    Hell yeah... its gonna be sponsored by the people at KY JELLY

    I can hear it now... KY JELLY proudly presents "The IGO DYCK TOUR"
    Hosted my Comedian Bruce Bruce... Thats cause he host everyday thing.

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    anw_rootbeer says:

    I would love to be on 3 way when sandra rose gets all these inside stories
    _________________

    Those inside stories don’t come easy. There’s always a price attached to everything.
    _____________________________________________________

    u paying for stories, Chile Why u didnt say that, OMG. Chile u mean to tell me I can get paid with my info on some folks. where have I been
    ______________________________
    @ Sandra…u need pics too Where is your check book
    ______________________________________________________________

    forget the pic, I got Texts I have stole out somebody phone, wayment that might be a crime :rofl: ok scratch that, ummm, put i can get you some good stuff, down to what they momma is saying, sandra u got 5 min hun, what you doing. :waiting:

  • Ms. Everything

    Mz.D agreed on the "topic" but after my one time I won't be trying again. :nono: I prefer things that benefit me in bed and that didn't have not one single benefit

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Fefe/Yso
    Thanks! I'm happy for her but I just thought she would want me to at LEAST be there with her if she got married again.

    @Choco/Yall
    Naw- his children love her and are all happy. But they're boys though...you know they dont give a damn about their pops remarrying. It's diferent for daughters.

    I feel just like Tamar felt when Evelyn announced she's marrying Doc last episode. *making Tamar face*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I guess some questions are better left up in the air…
    ______________________
    NO bish I effn typed two response and them bishes did not show Im so effn irked right now :lol:

    Short version- I eloped with her father so I would understand I hope I wouldn't be hurt over it her father and I eloped becuz we wanted it about us and she was our flower girl and we werent tryin to hurt anyone we just did us

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @I Go

    I just don't see it as her acting like a big baby...I see it as genuine concern and a want to witness her mother's nuptials... I guess that's just me... hell I know I'm grown just like my mom, but if I had just met her guy in December and she started planning a wedding in Cancun and said that I couldn't go I'm sorry but my red flags would start going up at lightning speed... :shrugs:

    I'm sure everything will be ok, and yes Sass, don't let it consume you, but I TRULY understand your sentiments...

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @EAZY

    Why you running? :hugs:

  • yallcrazy

    @Yall
    I had him checked out.

    :yes: My bish :coffee:

    -----------------------------------
    EZ, they nuts, ain't "they"? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ iHeart....It's not as bad as ppl make it seem/sound. I know a chick that can reverse cowgirl that way, no problems. It's all about comfort and technique I guess. :shrug:

    *kicks IGO in the ankle for being insensitive*

    I think i'm gonna swear off men for a minute. :wail:

  • Eazy

    @IGo welp, just let me know when you will be in the Hou/Dal area. I'll be a supporter of the tour :thumbsup:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    If sandra come back in here and look for me let me know tomorrow I'm out. GN FAMILY, sandra get on your job honey ok :mad:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    Well its her life and not yours and people's life changes sounds like for her the better for you the better as well if you embrace it maturely :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Choco

    :lol: @ me being a BISH! and :rofl: atchu knowing that was meant for u!

    But would you be mad if your daughter did that, like if she just said "hey mom, I'm getting married, and no one else is invited...see you when I get home!"

  • Eazy

    YSoSrs says:
    Why you running?
    ______________
    anal talk is taboo like oral talk used to be :kona:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Fefe
    Thanks! You truly understand!! :wail:

    @Dimpz
    I can't take her off the wedding list- she's paying for the majority of it. :lol: I'ma still continue my stubborn child act though.

    @Igo
    SOOOO WHHATTTTT?!!!! :cuss: IT's my MAMA!! Get your own MAMA!!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I know a chick that can reverse cowgirl that way, no problems. It’s all about comfort and technique I guess.
    ________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: So uh what's your friends name :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Ohhhh Igo :dead: #kyjellytouringandish

    -------------------------------
    I know a chick that can reverse cowgirl that way, no problems.

    ^^^ Yeah, I read about that chick on here :coffee:

    :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Fe Fe

    Im just fking around... I understands Sassy situation.
    My moms did the same thing.. The was she went on a trip with her BF and came back married. I guess me being a guy I didnt think much about it... I knew moms wanted to share her life with someone and me and my sisters were out the crib so... Hey what can I say.

  • Eazy

    I prefer things that benefit me in bed and that didn’t have not one single benefit
    _________________________
    it does, best O to date

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    <---Not a stop on the IGO DYCK TOUR. Y'all nasty. :coffee:

  • candibfly

    a friend huh ;)

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Fandice

    I tried it 3 times.....and each time had the SERIOUS runs right after.

    The last time had me on the toilet for 4 hours. Worst cramping during a BM I've ever felt. Thought my iintestines exploded. Vowed to never do it again. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Choco........Sharita Raynell Morales. :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Twin, you got your hair done yo? ION want you embarrassing Snoopy tonight :grill:

    #tonightishisnighttoshine :warning: <--sunshine

  • candibfly

    @sassy fandice had to call the building maintenance to unclog the toilet :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Dimpz

    Come hither.... :lol:

  • candibfly

    twin actually i did get it done this past weekend, it's been blowing in the wind pantene pro-v style :D

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco

    @ me being a BISH! and atchu knowing that was meant for u!

    But would you be mad if your daughter did that, like if she just said “hey mom, I’m getting married, and no one else is invited…see you when I get home!”
    ________________________
    :lol: Yeah bish I saw that chit :lol: Nahhhh I wouldn't be mad like I said I did the same thing to my parents! #MEANIE

  • Eazy

    @Sassy I understand why you are sad, if that was me I would have started crying and hung up on my mama *so she know im real. :shrugs: Very attached to my parents and thats a special time to all parties that genuinely support them. I would get over it yeah, but thats kinda like a mother wanting to share a birthing experience with her daughter. Its just a given

  • iheart

    @Dimpz, I have tried it multiple times and for me the entry is the worse part :no: I'm always so tense because I anticipate the point when the head is going :kona:

  • yallcrazy

    Sharita Raynell Morales Consuelo De Jesus Con Frijolas y Arroz III :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :no:

    #DiarrheaIsNotSexy

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <---Wonders what the fvck yall did SO wrong. I wanna :crying1: for yall.

    *throws empty :popcorn: bag at cousin*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Choco

    Ok, gotcha! you are stronger than me...I'd be ready to BOX my moms if she did that chit! :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Sharita Raynell Morales.
    ___________________
    :rofl: :rofl: Yeah Okay Sasha Fierce :wink:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :popcorn: whatchall tambout tho?

  • Eazy

    YSoSrs says:

    <—Not a stop on the IGO DYCK TOUR. Y'all nasty.
    ____________________________
    im gonna be the friend who buys you a ticket assuming you coming, then get mad when u give me lip :waiting:

  • I Go There

    YSO

    Its all good
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Fe
    Why tho? Your momz is grown and don't need permission surely you know you are number one in her heart so if she had a selfish moment it would bother you immensely....

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Eazy
    Exactly!!! :hug: I did wanna hang up on me but then I figured she wouldn't invite me to the reception either, so I didn't. But I told her I ain't her friend for the next few weeks. And if I ain't hafta stop by her house this evening to get the rice pudding she made me today, I wouldn't be talking to her.

    I'll get over it, but she shoulda invited me. And his azz shoulda asked me before asking my mama to marry him! That WAY, I coulda said "NO" and deaded this sh*t from the start!

    Can I call CPS on her for this sh*t? She is technically ABANDONING and NEGLECTING me! Did that option run out after I moved out and stuff?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Why y'all bishes keep changing ur name :cuss:

  • Ms. Everything

    Eazy, I didn't get a O, I got an irresistible urge to spray air freshener and bathe. Oh wait, I got constipated too :lol: :nono: never again

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Yes Fe? :hug:

    :rofl: @ Cousin.

    Poor iHeart, your anticipating the pain is the problem. :yes: :hug:

  • yallcrazy

    :lol: Cousin

    Pro-V Style, ya say huh? :thumbsup: :lol:

  • Eazy

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    <—Wonders what the fvck yall did SO wrong
    ___________________________
    me too, Ive never had this happen. maybe this is from not clearing the path before you took the route :thinking:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Fandice

    :lol: You were clogging up toilets, though?! What you eat girl, tacos?!

    I ain't mad, though. After being on the toilet for 4 hours, sweating all hard, being out of breath, taking vicodin for the pain. I told Mister he could take his dookie dyck somewhere else cause love didnt live in my anus anymore. :nono:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YGO

    I hope so if you gone be slanging night after night. :coffee:

  • iheart

    @Dimpz, I know :crying: I try to relax but it just dont work :no:

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Why y’all bishes keep changing ur name
    ________________________________________

    Because of that heffa Rihana... They just dont know that she'll mess with me before she messes with them.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Choco

    Of course she doesn't need permission, but that is like a slap in the fact to me, and she and I are close. I am also one of those people who tries to do unto others as I would want them to do unto me, and my mother would have a conniption fit if I did that to her...she would be REALLY angry if I did that...so that's what would keep me from ever doing that. It is a selfish moment for sure, but selfish moments create negative responses, so honestly Sassy's mom should totally understand why she's reacting this way... :shrugs:

  • Lexi

    Lindsay looks unwell. I can't help but think she's one of the next celebrities to go.

  • yallcrazy

    And if I ain’t hafta stop by her house this evening to get the rice pudding she made me today, I wouldn’t be talking to her.
    ------------------
    Mama Sass planned this ish to a tee yo :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sassy mama got married? :hug: do u need back up to fuk steppapi up?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Vicodin?! :blink:

    I think yall being violated and not eased into the situation or something. My friend has never told me of the experiences yall are. :no:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @SASSY

    You silly. :rofl:

    @LAKER

    They like confusing us. CD done changed her name 50-11 times today. :wail:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    so uhm..last night my cuz had a lil gathering at chili's for her b-day. i bet i won't go nowhere else with their country bumpkin azzes. errybody ordering 2 for $20 but askin for to-go plates. dont wanna leave a tip, (and the server was SO good) bein loud & erry damn steteotype for us to be for no damn reason at all :rollseyes:
    i wonder if i can get a caucasionally challenged application :think: :kona:

    @Dimpz THAT is why gel wont get done till tonight :(

  • Eazy

    Did that option run out after I moved out and stuff
    ___________________________
    yeah a little too late for that ma'am. but dont act like that about the marriage, let her be happy and fabulous with her hubby. I would only be salty about the wedding and the missing invite that really shouldnt be an invite due to "how the heck ima be "invited" to my own mama wedding, this should be already understood im standing nxt to you, I will crash and burn this bish down"

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: Fay

    -------------------------
    :anotherlightbulbmoment:

    Perhaps the poster who has a "friend that rides reverse rodeo cowgirl in that other place" can use her Whipfinity and see if the glide works :shrug: and then report back :coffee:

    It seems like it'd do the trick. Any takers?

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Laker

    She ain't married yet! She's till just my mama!!! She's getting married though it seems....

    ...and abandoning her beloved DAUGHTER!!! :cuss:

  • I Go There

    ISO

    Understood
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @I Go

    Aiiight....don't start! :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Igo I got first lick tho :grin: sharing is caring.... By the way we broken up for the ness 24 hrs.... #fukthemavs

  • caligirl

    @Sassy Muthfuckn - Witnessed a wedding in Cancun it was beautiful.

    WHY COME SHE DON't want YA'll THERE? :shrug: I too would be hurt, but I'm kinda sensentive.

  • I Go There

    I told Mister he could take his dookie dyck somewhere else cause love didnt live in my anus anymore
    ___________________________________________________

    Woman you will fk up hell... Damn.

    :hahaha:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Eazy
    Damn! I know! My invite shoulda been AUTOMATIC!!! :cuss: Ugh! I'm so disgusted at her not inviting me!

    @Dimpz
    Vicodin was for the horrible cramping I was having while on the toilet for 4 hours. I thought I was really gonna have to go to the ER! I popped that vicodin after the last of that 4 hours and passed out.

    Woke up prolly 10 lbs lighter the next morning.

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Igo I got first lick tho sharing is caring…. By the way we broken up for the ness 24 hrs…. #fukthemavs
    ______________________________________________

    Oh I aint forgot... and fkthelakers
    You better hope they dont win... cause the shait talking with be legendary

  • Ty

    Eazy says:

    I prefer things that benefit me in bed and that didn’t have not one single benefit
    _________________________
    it does, best O to date
    _______________
    :cosign: like a mofo!!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Yso :wail: got a bish lost
    Sassy.... The groom might miss the wedding... Let me know... #options

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Cali
    I'ma miss all that "beautifulness in Cancun" it seems. I dunno. Claim, it's just a getaway for him & her to celebrate. I don't care about that. I wasn't gonna have to tag along with them the entire time. I would go down for her wedding and come back! Or take Mister and we stay for a few days then come back.

    I'm sensitive about that too. My mama hurt my feelings. Got me over here crying thug tears.

  • I Go There

    Fe Fe

    Im just saying... yall might want her. But she would WANT ME
    See there is a slight difference.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :anotherlightbulbmoment:

    Perhaps the poster who has a “friend that rides reverse rodeo cowgirl in that other place” can use her Whipfinity and see if the glide works and then report back

    It seems like it’d do the trick. Any takers?
    _______________
    :dead: :rofl:

    uhm..i shole wanna grow up & take a backdoor shot ONE day like a big girl :ashamed:

  • caligirl

    MzDimplez1123 - :heart: that pic...My fav

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Cousin...I don't know if the Whip is THAT oily. :no:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Laker
    #ExploringThose

    Bout to go home and watch "The Parent Trap" starring the topic of this post in a minute.

  • I Go There

    uhm..i shole wanna grow up & take a backdoor shot ONE day like a big girl
    _________________________________________

    Fay truss you dont wanna do that... I knew a chic that could do that.
    She was a dirty Dirty girl... :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    T hey going to win..... You ready for the gravi change?

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    CALI :love: hey suga wuga, what it dew?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @I Go

    Please.... Rih would take one look at me and tie me the fck up... #nobragging

  • caligirl

    @Sassy - Did you repeat those words exactly to her? Maybe that new ninja don't want ya'll there :huh:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    and my mother would have a conniption fit if I did that to her…she would be REALLY angry if I did that…so that’s what would keep me from ever doing that.
    _____________________________
    Well that's different if she would have a problem with it then I can understand but if she didn't I just believe its time to grow up and not saying it offensively to anyone

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Fayla....So, I can't get no gel cause you bein fass?! :gossip:

    I understand though, i'd be gettin my some if I could too. :wail:

    Thank you Cali! :hug:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Cali
    I repeated it back three times with different emotion each time.

    1st time: disbelief
    2nd time: anger
    3rd time: sadness

    She ain't care.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :huh:

  • caligirl

    Fayla - HEY MAMA! :kiss: :hug: :danban: How are you?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sassy..Tijuana is big.... I got u.... :shank:

  • I Go There

    Laker

    The question is.... are YOU ready for the Gravi change. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <---Just realized this may be my last week with yall. :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Well then Hell wtf is wrong with me ION cuz chit if my momz were dating the guy for some years I would presume marriage would be the next step and since my azz is 41 along with my sisters if she eloped not a damn thing we can say or do about it!

  • yallcrazy

    *votes for all of yall to stay in here or go to the cb post*

    Yall'll see why...

  • caligirl

    Never tried it but I *heard ASTRO GLIDE does the trick :coffe:

    #helpful

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Kita
    Damnnnn!! You abandoning me too?!!!

    WHY??!!!!!!!!!!!

    @Laker
    :wink:

  • I Go There

    FeFe Fenty says:

    @I Go

    Please…. Rih would take one look at me and tie me the fck up… #nobragging
    ________________________________________________

    Fe Fe

    Im sure you're probably a knockout sweetie...but Rih would tie you up cause she wouldnt want YOU getting to ME... ya dig

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @Smurfette

    You see I'm still in here...I ain't even gonna support that chit...

  • yallcrazy

    :karate: Cousin, what happened? Where they at?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Saso......These ppl I work for are making my department switch floors Friday and we don't know what life is gonna be like then. :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    I learned from a poster on SR, that KY Silk is the best lube for the job...I used KY intense and it worked too...I was GOOD...no bowel issues, no pain.... :shrugs:

    @I Go

    :coffee:

  • I Go There

    caligirl says:

    @Sassy – Did you repeat those words exactly to her? Maybe that new ninja don’t want ya’ll there
    _______________________________________

    Cali dont say that... that man and her momma may have decided that themselves.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    1st time: disbelief
    2nd time: anger
    3rd time: sadness

    She ain’t care.
    ________________
    :lol: Sawwy diggin her steez tho and I hate this site today so many times I have lost comments

  • yallcrazy

    Fi, God ain't gone be happy either IMO (of course) Just plain evil money hungry folks.

  • I Go There

    Fe Fe

    Its best you keep it that way.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded SamYell JacksEm

    Is this where everyone is?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Igo I'm ready.... :kiss: I know you will make it right

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    @I Go

    Stop while ur ahead... :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Lindsey needs some sun stat :no: and Kanya WEST :homoswitch:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Here you guys are :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    :kiss: SamYell

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Fefe riri sessy :hunch:

  • I Go There

    Fe Fe

    Im just letting you know what Rihana would want... :shrug:

  • yallcrazy

    Oh you're comments are white screeening too Choco,I thought I was being IT'd :lol:

  • caligirl

    @Sassy - Give your mama A bag with some snacks, sunscreen and 2 SMALL Ass Beach Towels. Tell her to have a good time.

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded SamYell JacksEm

    :kiss: Right back atcha

  • Eazy

    Isa big girl, I dont ever use lube anymore :no: wait..whoa, I just gave myself the side-eye

  • caligirl

    @Igo - Maybe I'm wrong, but my percentage rate is very high.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    :dead: @ Eazy ...so ur working with a freeway over there! :rofl:

    @Lakes

    Uh huh! :hunching:

  • Eazy

    @Fefe omg.! NOOOO. :rofl: I just use my natural lube and put that curve in my back so it wont hurt

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Cali... :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Eazy :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Eazy says:

    Isa big girl, I dont ever use lube anymore wait..whoa, I just gave myself the side-eye
    ________________________________________

    Well somebody is skilled round these parts. :lol:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Going home to cry to myself folks... :cya: tomorrow.

  • Eazy

    :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    OMG type a effn paragraph and the chit is gone! :nono:

  • Eazy

    :hugs: :cya: Sassy go get your rice pudding lata and give your mom a big hug ok

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sassy :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe Fenty

    :hugs: @Sassy

    I feel ur pain girl, try not to dwell on it for your own sake

    @Eazy

    Oh ok...lol, I'm not a pro at it yet! Only did it once...

    :bye: g'nite everyone...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <----Friend ain't nowhere near bout on Eazy's level. :no:

  • I Go There

    Eazy

    overthere arching her back and shait...

    Ole Loose booty... :lol:

  • I Go There

    Fe Fe

    Dont forget to change that name tomorrow...
    :coffee:

  • vero

    :cuss: STOP MOVING

  • Eazy

    :lol: Ive been very fortunate to find my equals in the sess dept so when we have fun, fun it is :yes:

  • change

    FeFe Fenty says:

    I learned from a poster on SR, that KY Silk is the best lube for the job…I used KY intense and it worked too…I was GOOD…no bowel issues, no pain….
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    :coffee:

  • vero

    oh anal sex discussion again :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    Halle NEVER ages...whats her damn secrect? :waiting: