Florida lawmakers argue over Jay Z “99 Problems” lyrics

This is your tax dollars at work.

Yesterday, two Florida House representatives got into an argument while discussing an amendment to the Florida Evidence Code regarding allowing certain types of hearsay as evidence. The argument was over which House rep. quoted Jay Z’s rap lyrics correctly.

As other lawmakers stared blankly at them, Rep. Alan B. Williams (a Democrat) and Speaker Dean Cannon (a Republican) debated the lyrics to Jay-Z’s “99 Problems”.

Calling Jay Z a “wise businessman,” Williams said, “He even said he knows his rights.” Williams then quoted the lyrics to the rap song, “I know my rights and you’re going to need a warrant for that/Aren’t you sharp as a tack, are you a lawyer or something?”

Williams added: “Members.. If you support Jay-Z, support this amendment. Thank you.”

But Speaker Cannon corrected Williams’ misquote of Jigga’s lyrics:

“In the song, it was the officer who said, “Aren’t you sharp as a tack?” or something. “You should try for lawyer or something,” so I got you on that. It’s an unspoken rule, if you’re going to invoke Jay-Z, you must get the lyrics correct. I’m not sure Jay-Z would support this amendment.”

But both men misquoted Jay Z, according to Freebeacon.com:

    COP: Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?

    JAY-Z: Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back,
    And I know my rights so you gonna need a warrant for that.

    COP: Aren’t you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something,
    Somebody important or something?

    JAY-Z: I ain’t passed the bar but I know a little bit.
    Enough to know you won’t illegally search my shit.



 


  • NaijaGal

    :wtf: what’s the real facts…I’m lost

  • Mannie

    :rofl:

    this acttually happened :blink: so sad…

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    :coffee:

  • KayCeiSoul

    :coffee:

  • CD FENTY

    :whistle:
    I got 99 problems
    and neither one of these stupid muthafukkas is one

    :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :coffee:

  • Detective Iheart

    :blink:

  • Mannie

    lol at all the coffe drinking…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    ok wow….really???? :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    That argument is stupid and unworthy of a blog post, but I do like Jay’s lyrics. I have always wondered how these rappers wind up with a full car search over a no seat belt stop. Do they know they can say no? Do they not have their lawyers on speed dial if a cop trys to violate their rights?

  • CookieMonsterZ

    :coffee:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Mannie says:

    this acttually happened
    _______________

    I thought it was a parody too. But it really happened. :no:

  • LiberianJewels7

    @Naija I’m lost too. This is how they spend taxes payers money, arguing over a lyrics. Wow….

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    By the by…

    DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TRAYVON MARTIN?

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    Not a good week for Florida

    Sandra, are we going to get a post on Trayvon Martin :coffee:

  • ryand91

    rachet :coffee: <—really my master cleanse mix

  • CookieMonsterZ

    I have always wondered how these rappers wind up with a full car search over a no seat belt stop.
    _____________________________________________
    I tell my s/o that all the time, but cops are always quick to call back-up when they pull him over so he complies with everything. I’ve had to meet him on a couple occasions and :cuss: them out.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Yet nobody knows that inaudible line in the theme song from good times nor what a “yolo” is or what the hell Michael Jackson meant in “Wanna Be Starting Something” when she said mama say mama sa ma ma coo sa

    Show me a lawmaker who can correctly quote Sir Gucci Mane or Waka Flaka Flame…

    Or who can tell me what Michael Jackson and that Liberian Girl where talking about (Naku Penda Pia-Naku Taka Pia-Mpenziwe)??

    Who was Dirty Diana… see I have lots of questions.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Mannie says:

    lol at all the coffe drinking…
    _____________________

    :lol: I know right

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

    <– is mad that I knew they both had it wrong and only clicked the more link to see if anybody straightened them out…

    *swigs Red Berry ciroc straight from the bottle*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

    <– loves DanwSheen/OilSheen/Dawndada

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Mannie says:

    lol at all the coffe drinking…
    _____________________

    I know right

    :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: <<< tired at work

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    welp guys bout to take my tail to the Varsity so I can have the bubbly guts by 1pm :cya:

  • VDot

    Let me quote Jay Z my damn self :whistle: This can’t be life/There’s gotta be more/This can’t be us :whistle:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    :rofl: who WAS Dirty Diana? I want to know too..

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    @NikkeMinxx says:

    <– loves DanwSheen/OilSheen/Dawndada

    ——-
    You better… I got something for you…

  • Blackswan

    Good Morning on this GREAT Friday!!!

    But aint nothing sweet bout how i hold my gun
    I got 99 problems but being a itch aint one!!!!!!!!

  • ryand91

    Just looked up Trayvon Martin. What is the world coming to?

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    who WAS Dirty Diana? I want to know too..

    ——-
    Some say Diana Ross but based on the lyrics You’ll Never Make Me Stay
    So Take Your Weight Off Of Me

    He could have been talking about Nell Carter

  • Ms.Fashion

    Hello All!!!

    Looks like it doesn’t take much to be a lawmaker……

    When you start quoting JayZ, it is time to reconsider your profession.

    :coffee:

  • lovezoe

    No worse than the lawmakers letting dude perform Halle Berry.

  • NaijaGal

    @Bird & Cookie if you get pulled over for a violation it gives cops probable cause…see TI & such…most people get busted over simple road violations

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :rofl: @ dawn

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    when is the rapture coming back??

  • breniqua

    :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Dawn

    I promise you are the funniest chick on this blog! :hahaha:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    mizzdallas says:

    when is the rapture coming back??

    ——-
    Anita Baker’s version or going up yonder?

  • yallcrazy

    I saw this on the news this morning. IMO leave jay outside of the office :coffee:

    Because while he has/had a valid point, it gets lost in translation, with mess like this…

    Auntie, I guess you think it’s cool to be searched :shrug: #sogladyoucannotvoteyo

  • CookieMonsterZ

    :dead: @ Dawn, must be Nell for sure then.

    @Naija, tru, but the probable cause has to be justified. So if you get pulled over for a cell phone violation, does that make them think you have paraphernalia in the car? Once he got pulled over in his new car because apparently cars w/ “paper plates” can get pulled over.

  • lovezoe

    This dude here was in the military and he was carrying a LARGE sum of weed. Going cross the Chesapeake Bay Bridge FLYING. Got pulled over, cops found the stash, locked up, out military. If you riding dirty, you best to follow all traffic rules.

  • NaijaGal

    Concerning Trayvon Martin that Zimmerman should be charged with 1st degree murder…fcuking racist prick…ugh…and for those who think race relations are better, miss me cause this story is too common

  • yallcrazy

    :stop: Wait, we have to get some more new Rapture outfits?!?!

    What’s the new date? I’mma be sharB! :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    Um whats is the original amendment they are trying to get passed..?

    “amendment to the Florida Evidence Code regarding allowing certain types of hearsay as evidence.”

    or i guess my question should be What does Jay Z song lyrics have to do with the argument…?

    #justcuriousandconfused

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    yallcrazy says:

    :stop: Wait, we have to get some more new Rapture outfits?!?!

    What’s the new date? I’mma be sharB! :coffee:
    —————————————————————

    12-21-2012

    You got some time to shop…

  • yallcrazy

    Dirty Diana=Nell Carter

    :dead:

  • NaijaGal

    @Cookie once they pull you over they can say whatever “we smelled weed” and in some cases it happens…so if you know you’re riding dirty then make sure you’re following all road violations

  • ryand91

    @Naija, people kill me talking about we live in a post-racial society since Obama has been elected. To me it seems like race relations have further detoriated.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Once I was driving, and got pulled over for window tint while he was a passenger. They asked for mine AND his ID. For every good cop out there, there are multiple shady ones. More tax dollars at work, I suppose. :mad:

  • lovezoe

    Please don’t even get me started on Trayvon Martin. That racist SOB shot that baby down in cold bloodied murder. Probably just one more “negro” on his notch. Us blacks are not allowed to live in gated communities or have I kids walk to the store. Bet he would not have shot a white boy like that.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :ashamed:

  • yallcrazy

    12-21-2012

    Sooo, are we color-coordinating again yall? :lol:

    ———————–
    or i guess my question should be What does Jay Z song lyrics have to do with the argument…?

    #justcuriousandconfused
    The FL (elected official) used jay’s verse in his song and the yt man he was speaking to tried to correct the lyrics and said somehting slick like “if you’re gonna quote jayz , at least get it right, the words were…..” and everybody laughed.

    The news played the real lyrics and neither one was exactly right. I could get what the offical was trying to say, so I guess this will get folks talking…

    IMO If you’ve never been searched illegally, you probably can keep your opinions, because you won’t understand… :coffee:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Naija, yeah, it just makes me mad. The only reason I can argue w/ them is because my dad was in law enforcement. He’s taught me what and how cops get away w/ stuff. And really, here in Cali, the whole “DWB” stereotype is sadly true.

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    @Dawn :rofl: girl go to luch PLEASE

  • Mochacashmere

    lovezoe says:

    Please don’t even get me started on Trayvon Martin. That racist SOB shot that baby down in cold bloodied murder. Probably just one more “negro” on his notch. Us blacks are not allowed to live in gated communities or have I kids walk to the store. Bet he would not have shot a white boy like that.
    __________________________________________________________________________
    That broke my heart when I read that this morning. So sad…

  • I Go There

    OTB

    Whats up

  • yallcrazy

    <—never been caught w/trees,loaded or unloaded weapons :grill:

    #smoothtalker

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    NaijaGal says:

    @Bird & Cookie if you get pulled over for a violation it gives cops probable cause…see TI & such…most people get busted over simple road violations
    ****************************

    Not true. The probable cause in TI’s case was that they smelled the chronic. If they stop you for a traffic violation they need to write you a ticket. They can’t force you to let them search the car. They ask and if you say yes that is on you. You have the right to say no as long as you have not given them a reason to search.

    By the by……

    I’m really PISSED that no one is talking about this Trayvon Martin case. People marched for those Jena idiots but there is radio silence on this? This young man is dead and his murderer is free as a bird because he’s white with 4 years as a criminal science major.

  • Detective Iheart

    Just ready that Trayvon Martin story and it breaks my heart :sad: I can’t believe that guy is still walking free :mad:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Going to look up this Martin story..

  • NaijaGal

    @Cookie is definitely fcuked up…unfortunately a lot of bad cops use the ‘good’ law to their benefit and our detriment

  • I Go There

    yallcrazy says:

    <—never been caught w/trees,loaded or unloaded weapons
    __________________________________________________________

    :cosign:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Futhermore on this whole Dirty Diana thing

    She Said I Have To Go Home
    ‘Cause I’m Real Tired You See
    Now I Hate Sleepin’ Alone
    Why Don’t You Come With
    Me
    I Said My Baby’s At Home
    She’s Probably Worried
    Tonight
    I Didn’t Call On The Phone To
    Say That I’m Alright

    —————
    This is every lady boy or lady groupie ever I mean I am so super sure Eddie George was told this by white bread before the man pulled them over.

  • NaijaGal

    @Bird that’s my point…had he not done the illegal u-turn they wouldn’t have pulled the car over and ‘smelled’ the drugs and so on and so forth

  • KDub

    Nell Carter was gay you NUT :rofl: I got TEARS.

  • CD FENTY

    :yawn:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    I get pulled over a lot I just reach for my license in my bra and accidently pop out a titty

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    KDub says:

    Nell Carter was gay you NUT I got TEARS.

    __________________________________________________________

    she was :blink:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    KDub says:

    Nell Carter was gay you NUT I got TEARS.

    ———-
    So was Michael Jackson

  • lovezoe

    This story is not big enough for the likes of Rev. Al, Jessie, and Tom Joyner. This young man needs justice as does his family. What’s to stop this trigger happy SOB from doing something like this again?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    I Go There says:

    yallcrazy says:

    <—never been caught w/trees,loaded or unloaded weapons
    __________

    Same here…there's honestly no reason for it IMHO…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    My favorites

    Aggressive Lane Change

    and ALLTIME Fav pull over…

    “You have a taillight out…”

    (now who walks around thier car every time they get in …to check there tail lights)

  • http://www.philly.com/ Jay Bee

    HAHAHHA gotta love.. theres a lesson in everything!!! how about Georgis residents being tested for drugs before receive public assistance.. Im not a supporter of that, if the citizens are being tested so should our politicians be tested… Its all taxpayers money..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    Try telling a Chicago cop anything about the law and your rights. If the officer doesn’t think you can afford a lawyer -> :smack:

  • yallcrazy

    Ace & Laker, you have a msg in the swv man post :coffee:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    KDub says:

    Nell Carter was gay you NUT I got TEARS.

    ———
    You a lie KDUB you a lie… Nell was fat, cranky, fistey and a good maid on tv

  • KDub

    Nell Carter was gay you NUT I got TEARS.

    ———-
    So was Michael Jackson

    I gotta get away from Dawn. I hatechu Dawn….I am coming to ATL soon (May):hug: where we going? :yahoo:

  • VDot

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    I get pulled over a lot I just reach for my license in my bra and accidently pop out a titty

    ____________________________________

    :yes:

    Titties do make the best purses!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    KDub says:

    Nell Carter was gay you NUT I got TEARS.

    ———-
    So was Michael Jackson

    ______

    :stop:

  • yallcrazy

    (now who walks around thier car every time they get in …to check there tail lights)

    *raises hand* ION wanns get caught doing Nathan!

    —————————-
    Awesome :kiss: <–to last the weekend :grill:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    Jay Bee says:

    HAHAHHA gotta love.. theres a lesson in everything!!! how about Georgis residents being tested for drugs before receive public assistance.. Im not a supporter of that, if the citizens are being tested so should our politicians be tested… Its all taxpayers money..

    ______________________________________________________________

    It’s only Debits and Credits no real GOLD is being exchanged, so technically u dont pay anything, its just an illusion, and you signed up for it when it was not forced on you. :coffee:

  • ryand91

    @JayBee, I actually agreed with the drugtesting legislation. I had to go to the Department of Social Services this morning to pick up some paperwork. It was people in there high as a damn kite. Why should they be able to smoke up my money?

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Wow, last time I checked, shooting to kill an unarmed individual was a crime.. Karma will get him though.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    KDub says:

    Nell Carter was gay you NUT I got TEARS.

    ———-
    So was Michael Jackson

    I gotta get away from Dawn. I hatechu Dawn….I am coming to ATL soon (May):hug: where we going?
    —–
    We goning everywhere… come let me smother you some chicken u shld email me dawn pre_ miere @ ya hoo dot com

  • yallcrazy

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    I get pulled over a lot I just reach for my license in my bra and accidently pop out a titty

    ____________________________________

    Titties do make the best purses!
    ———-
    Money/ID be all warm and ish :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    #ICANT with this chit today.

    Heyy yall. :waves:

  • Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

    Ace says:

    My favorites

    Aggressive Lane Change

    and ALLTIME Fav pull over…

    “You have a taillight out…”

    (now who walks around thier car every time they get in …to check there tail lights)
    ————————————————————————
    I had a cop try to do that ish. I got a statement from my mechanic saying the taillight was in proper working order and took it to court. The judge looked at the cop, shook his head, and dismissed the case….

  • NaijaGal

    Ion think Michael has ever been with a man or woman…now that bubbles though, I kid I kid

  • Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

    MIRS! :yahoo:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    This actually happened? America the beautiful. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    yallcrazy says:

    Ace & Laker, you have a msg in the swv man post :coffee:
    ———————————————————————

    and you have a response..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    :hugs: @Mirs

  • CD FENTY

    :waves: Unpredict

  • CookieMonsterZ

    “You have a taillight out…”
    _____________________________________

    Yup, got that excuse last week..

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    yallcrazy says:

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    I get pulled over a lot I just reach for my license in my bra and accidently pop out a titty

    ____________________________________

    Titties do make the best purses!
    ———-
    Money/ID be all warm and ish
    ———-
    It is also the best way to save I find at least 70 cents everytime I shower

  • yallcrazy

    <– I want some smothered chicken too Hmmmp….

    —————————-
    When folks accept assistance, they sign away alot! There are pages and pages of papers that state they can take your house or future assets, people better watch what they'r esigning, and think if it's worth it just to get a lil bit… Now if you need it, so be it :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Who said sumthin bout MJ? :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @MIRS :hug: what’s good for the wkndddddddddddddd

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Yall.. :coffee: I know were what n how my wife doing HIM *side eye ace* migh not…

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    yallcrazy says:

    <– I want some smothered chicken too Hmmmp….

    —————————-
    When folks accept assistance, they sign away alot! There are pages and pages of papers that state they can take your house or future assets, people better watch what they'r esigning, and think if it's worth it just to get a lil bit… Now if you need it, so be it

    —————
    I heard you can apply for food stamps online… times have changed

  • LiberianJewels7

    In real news…Sandra, ironically I met a woman today from Uganda. She’s been here 7 years. Mary Nsubuga stated, ” I think the Kony campaign is a good idea because it will bring peace & it’s not for money oil.” I tried to educate her but she couldn’t understand a lick of English. I said listen, my father is from Liberia & the rebels turned out one of my half brothers. I no longer donate money but I do give away our clothes & other items. I told her I would pray for her & hopefully she will be able to see her kids again. Everybody has a motive, but a simple prayer won’t hurt :)

  • Bootcampgirl

    <—- has been caught with oz. of trees haning out of my pocket when I was 19…

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    YSoSrs says:

    Who said sumthin bout MJ?
    ——-
    KDUB said he was gay and was doing gay stuf with Nell Carter while singing Dirty Diana read up if you dont believe me

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    AWESOME says:

    Try telling a Chicago cop anything about the law and your rights. If the officer doesn’t think you can afford a lawyer -> :smack:
    __________________________________________________________________

    :yes: however, memorizing my relatives badge numbers got me out alot of chit :thumbsup:

    #CPDfamily :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    Yall :kiss:

  • NaijaGal

    Unpre :hug: hey chica…tell me you saw that Joe Budden interview on the breakfast club

  • maggie012205

    @ oil sheen, comment #18:

    “YOLO” means you only live once, hence the lyric, “you only live once, that’s the motto, n****, yolo.”

  • Detective Iheart

    :offtopic: The bish who won the lotto got her food stamps taken away and is being looked at to be brought up on criminal charges :haha: Thats what you get greedy bish!!

  • CookieMonsterZ

    <———- passes on grass, but ain't mad at those that partake.

  • yallcrazy

    :lol: @ Ace
    :rofl: @ Laker, he knows :lol: go see now…

    :dead: @Dawn for turning states evidence :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    :offtopic:

    So Russy Simmons aka Mama Jones will have her own new reality spin off called Mama’s House. CHILE BOO :rolleyes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Were the fuk is phro? :waiting:

  • KDub

    It is also the best way to save I find at least 70 cents everytime I shower

    —————————–
    WHHHHY I just thought about my grandmother. Me and my cousin used to stake out outside the bathroom door she go in to shower. She whip that bra off and AT LEAST $2.00 in coins would fall out and roll under the door. :rofl:

    LOVES SMOTHERED anything. :yahoo:

  • VDot

    @ Jay bee/ryand91

    I can’t get behind the drug testing legislation at all. :nono:

    Or if that’s the case, I need any and everyone who gets paid via tax payers to have to submit a drug test. You know how many politicians out there :snort: :blunt:. Not to mention they have to pay for their drug test :shocked:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    <———- passes on grass, but ain't mad at those that partake.
    ______________________________________________________________

    :cosign:

  • ryand91

    @Iheart, her dumb arse deserves it.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    The bish who won the lotto got her food stamps taken away and is being looked at to be brought up on criminal charges
    ___________________________________
    :smack: :rofl:

  • Bootcampgirl

    @DawnSheen-you can apply for it all online in the state of DE…they’ll tell you how much you’ll receive and everything…

  • Detective Iheart

    CD FENTY says:

    So Russy Simmons aka Mama Jones will have her own new reality spin off called Mama’s House. CHILE BOO

    _____________
    I can not listen to that voice for an entire show :nono:

  • ryand91

    @Vdot, I agree with what you’re saying. I :cosign: 100% as far as as politicians being drugged test as well. But it pisses me off so bad when I see people selling their food stamps for drugs, taking food out of their own children’s mouths to feed their drug habit.

  • http://www.philly.com/ Jay Bee

    ryand91 says:

    @JayBee, I actually agreed with the drugtesting legislation. I had to go to the Department of Social Services this morning to pick up some paperwork. It was people in there high as a damn kite. Why should they be able to smoke up my money?

    ~~~~
    I dont mind people getting high from time to time but every case is different, but truth be told only 2% goes to public assistance. But anyways just note their (politicians) gonna “smoke” more of ya money by enforcing this nonsense.. its gonna cost millions to enforce and another taxation on us again.. they use the people against the people all the time (pay attention to the backboor dealings)

  • Detective Iheart

    @Ryan, She shure as hell does :yes: Had that been one of US we would already have our homes,cars and whatever else seized

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    maggie012205 says:

    @ oil sheen, comment #18:

    “YOLO” means you only live once, hence the lyric, “you only live once, that’s the motto, n****, yolo.”

    ————–
    Two things… never in your life “hence” me. two ALL of my questions are rhetorical questions… hence a figure of speech in the form of a question without the expectation of a reply.

    Sincerely,
    Your sister in Christ

    Yolo on Deez IV

  • yallcrazy

    LiberianJewels7 says:

    In real news…Sandra, ironically I met a woman today from Uganda. She’s been here 7 years. Mary Nsubuga stated, ” I think the Kony campaign is a good idea because it will bring peace & it’s not for money oil.” I tried to educate her but she couldn’t understand a lick of English. I said listen, my father is from Liberia & the rebels turned out one of my half brothers. I no longer donate money but I do give away our clothes & other items. I told her I would pray for her & hopefully she will be able to see her kids again. Everybody has a motive, but a simple prayer won’t hurt
    ———-
    I belong to Soles For Souls and we send lightly used shoes to poorer countries like this!

    Yall should look into it and when you do your spring cleaning, don’t throw away your shoes… They really need Men and Boys shoes more… This little bit makes a big difference to a poor person who is looking for a job in order to support their families. Google Soles For Souls, you can pick where your shoes go :)

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    yallcrazy says:

    @ Ace
    @ Laker, he knows go see now…

    @Dawn for turning states evidence
    ——-
    Don’t let them search under my bra

  • CD FENTY

    maggie012205 says:

    @ oil sheen, comment #18:

    “YOLO” means you only live once, hence the lyric, “you only live once, that’s the motto, n****, yolo.”

    ————–
    Two things… never in your life “hence” me. two ALL of my questions are rhetorical questions… hence a figure of speech in the form of a question without the expectation of a reply.

    Sincerely,
    Your sister in Christ

    Yolo on Deez IV

    ***************************
    :dead:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Yall, I wish I would have know about this before I moved :sad: I just threw away alot of my sons shoes

  • yallcrazy

    Yolo on Deez IV

    :dead: :dead:

    *cues Make My Ish The Chronic*

    :party:

  • ryand91

    @IHeart, I heard the story before I saw her and when I saw her I blew a sigh of relief because she wasn’t black. Because you know they love to say “we” abuse the system.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    :lol: Maggie did “hence” the hell out of you Sheen…

    :popcorn:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    I can not listen to that voice for an entire show
    ____________________________________
    :cosign: Gremlin voice.

  • yallcrazy

    It’s ok Det, now you know! And get the kids involved, it’s pretty cool looking at a computer screen and deciding which area you’ll donate too. Don’t get me wrong, they need women’s shoes too, but we usually collect so many womens and not hardly any men’s shoes.

  • I Go There

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    <———- passes on grass, but ain't mad at those that partake.

    ___________________________________________

    yeah I dont get down with it either… Not my thing

    And Im really not a huge fan of cigaretts

  • Detective Iheart

    :rollseyes: @ Ace ole instagating ass :lol:

  • Bootcampgirl

    <—- where I'm from "yolo" means something else entirely…

  • VDot

    never in your life “hence” me .

    __________________________________________

    :rofl: :hahaha:

    I must use that at some point in this lifetime!

  • CookieMonsterZ

    :hug: @Yall, I love that idea! I’m always on here learning new stuff from you.

  • ryand91

    @Naija, what was Joe Budden’s abusing arse talking about?

  • http://www.philly.com/ Jay Bee

    VDot says:

    @ Jay bee/ryand91

    I can’t get behind the drug testing legislation at all.

    Or if that’s the case, I need any and everyone who gets paid via tax payers to have to submit a drug test. You know how many politicians out there . Not to mention they have to pay for their drug test

    ~~~
    I agree… Just pay close attention to what agency/corporations or what have thats gonna win the bid for drug testing… More money to the politicians..Politicians main goal is to get easy access to money and they will sign off on any bill that has a backdoor deal that will increase their wealth on the backs of the taxpayers everytime.. yes we have poverished families who have succumbbed to drugs but guess whos benefiting …Not us

  • yallcrazy

    Well, plus I don’t see trees as drugs, I know a WHOLE LOT of professionals that partake

  • lovezoe

    CD FENTY says:

    maggie012205 says:
    @ oil sheen, comment #18:
    “YOLO” means you only live once, hence the lyric, “you only live once, that’s the motto, n****, yolo.”
    ————–
    Two things… never in your life “hence” me. two ALL of my questions are rhetorical questions… hence a figure of speech in the form of a question without the expectation of a reply.
    Sincerely,
    Your sister in Christ
    Yolo on Deez IV
    ***************************

    :ghost: I love you. :rofl: SHE GONE LEARN TODAY!

  • Detective Iheart

    <<<< My daddy is almost 58 and said he been smoking trees since he was 12 :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    I thought Yolo was a Yogurt Jello Mix… :shrug:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    And Im really not a huge fan of cigaretts
    ________________________
    Same here, should have thrown that in there too.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Ace says:

    Maggie did “hence” the hell out of you Sheen…

    —-
    That is why she stayed a baby on the Simpsons all these years.. gone hence me… hence deez nuts…

  • ryand91

    <—-misses my tweeds…

  • Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

    VDot says:

    @ Jay bee/ryand91

    I can’t get behind the drug testing legislation at all. :nono:

    Or if that’s the case, I need any and everyone who gets paid via tax payers to have to submit a drug test. You know how many politicians out there :snort: :blunt: . Not to mention they have to pay for their drug test :shocked:
    ————————————————————————
    At first glance/thought, it’s a questionable legislation. Now. That being said; If I have to take a drug test to get a job, why shouldn’t the unemployed have to take a drug test to get assistance?

    Now, granted, I successfully do my drug tests with smuggled pee, but that’s besides the point…. :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    :wink: @ Cookie We can all help others without really doing much IMO, I usually ask for $5 donations to help with the shipping, and once people find out what you’re doing, they step up and pick up the bags and ship them themselves or they give you the postage money.

    That’s the only catch, you have to pay to ship the shoes to the US headquarters.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Yall

    Trees AREN’T drugs…you just gotta know how to handle them when you partake… :yes:

  • Bootcampgirl

    @Ace- :rofl:

  • Detective Iheart

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Were the fuk is phro?

    _____________

    Don’t speak him up :no: We only e-met yesterday and he almost killed me with in the first 15 mins of reading his font :rofl:

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    :pc: Goes to find Joe Budden interview :hump:

  • Bootcampgirl

    <—wishes I could burn one right now…

  • Detective Iheart

    I thought Yolo was the dolla store version of Rollo’s :shrugs:

  • yallcrazy

    Bootcampgirl says:

    <—- where I'm from "yolo" means something else entirely…

    :coffee: Do tell….

    —————————-
    Oh I :love: Dawn

  • CD FENTY

    Ace says:

    Maggie did “hence” the hell out of you Sheen…

    —-
    That is why she stayed a baby on the Simpsons all these years.. gone hence me… hence deez nuts…
    *******************
    Dawn please :stop: yo ass gone get me fired for snorting and laughing in this muthafugga

  • NaijaGal

    @ryan…just being his usual crazy self…talked about how he went to his ex/current girls place and snuck under her bed, fell asleep while hiding there…he’s not wrapped too tight

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    :smack: Well ain’t this something … I thought he was saying “yodel” … you know, like :whistle: “yodel lay hee whoooo”

    I never know fuggin lyrics :cuss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    Ace says:

    Maggie did “hence” the hell out of you Sheen…

    —-
    That is why she stayed a baby on the Simpsons all these years.. gone hence me… hence deez nuts…

    _________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    (makes note to never “hence” DAWN)

  • Bootcampgirl

    @Yall- :snort:

  • yallcrazy

    I guess Margaret ain’t coming back huh? #anotheronebitesthedust

    :whistle:
    And another one
    Another one
    Another bites

    *heavy drum beat*
    gonegetchewsucka :rofl:

  • maggie012205

    okay. don’t know why you took offense to me using the word “hence.” wasn’t trying to be offensive or anything but whatever.

  • Detective Iheart

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    Ace says:

    Maggie did “hence” the hell out of you Sheen…

    —-
    That is why she stayed a baby on the Simpsons all these years.. gone hence me… hence deez nuts…

    ____________

    :rofl: :ghost:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hahaha:

    Whew!

  • yallcrazy

    I thought he was saying “yodel” … you know, like “yodel lay hee whoooo”

    I never know fuggin lyrics
    :casket:
    ————–
    :hahaha: @ Boot, I was about to font, “don’t be fonting “that” to me! lol: #nowigetit :rofl:

  • Detective Iheart

    Denise, you shoulda Neva told us you thought he was saying yodel :haha:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Iheart :lol: phro mr.drpepper is a fukn trip

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @maggie

    Please DO NOT take ANY of Dawn’s comments to heart…..EVVVVEERRRRR!!!! Even if she SOUNDS like she’s throwing shade, she’s NOT! :lol:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Yall, that’s much better than buying Toms or Bobs.. which I :heart: because they’re so cute and do one-for-one. And I’m glad you mentioned this bc I only had old shoes left after donating clothes to Salvation Army.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    maggie012205 says:

    okay. don’t know why you took offense to me using the word “hence.” wasn’t trying to be offensive or anything but whatever.

    ———-
    I am only teasing Maggie… I find a opportunity and I run with it. I ain’t chit even Sandra will tell you. Just laugh like everyone else baby. I am only kidding. I make jokes… that is my role here… it’s all love… #hencemeagainandseewhathappenyolo

  • yallcrazy

    YSoSrs says:

    (makes note to never “hence” DAWN)
    ————
    :cosign:
    :ditto:
    :ain’tgonedoit:
    :iaintcrazy:

    :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    JMO says:
    Well ain’t this something … I thought he was saying “yodel” … you know, like “yodel lay hee whoooo”

    I never know fuggin lyrics
    *************************
    I see some people other than myself need to get out more :coffee:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Lakes, I know!! I was fukkin DYING at my desk and he said he wasnt even on Dr.Pepper yestaday :rofl:

  • ryand91

    @naija, i think he is cute but he definitely has some serious issues he needs to address with a psychiatric professional.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    maggie012205 says:

    okay. don’t know why you took offense to me using the word “hence.”
    _________________

    Don’t take Dawn’s font’s personally. She misunderstood you – just like I misunderstood her yesterday when she said “Telemundo hammer.”

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    Well ain’t this something … I thought he was saying “yodel” … you know, like “yodel lay hee whoooo”

    I never know fuggin lyrics
    ________________________________

    Damn shame

    :lol:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    yallcrazy says:

    I thought he was saying “yodel” … you know, like “yodel lay hee whoooo”

    I never know fuggin lyrics

    ———-
    May radio work off antena I thought he way saying Yellow until Maggie henced me and put me on game. I thought he was shouting out light skinned dudes.

  • yallcrazy

    :hahaha: #hencemeagainandseewhathappenyolo :hahaha:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    I thought Yolo was the dolla store version of Rollo’s
    ______________________________
    :rofl: That’s exactly what I thought as soon as ppl started coming up with definitions.

  • yallcrazy

    Auntie, get to getting, we are not on our best behavior yo!

    I have tears yall!!!! :wail:

  • Detective Iheart

    Sandra Rose says:

    maggie012205 says:

    okay. don’t know why you took offense to me using the word “hence.”
    _________________

    Don’t take Dawn’s font’s personally. She misunderstood you – just like I misunderstood her yesterday when she said “Telemundo hammer.”
    __________________

    :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    @Dawn

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • ryand91

    Ya’ll got me over feeling bad as heck. I just gave two big garbarge bags full of shoes to one of my cousins and she turned around and sold them on a yard sale. I wish I would have known about this charity.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    :lol: I do have to laugh at myself for that one :no: <— smh

    MP, you been to the dollar store lately?

  • http://www.facebook.com/evieannie speaknoevil

    G!

  • yallcrazy

    (serious voice) Det. You ain’t see nothing yet!

    He will have you in stitches!!!!

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Dawn, :rofl: you’re killing me right now.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Y’all got me in tears I mean real funeral tears at work. I’m bout to put on my Wigham funeral home solid gold jacket and go to lunch.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :rofl: @ sandrita

  • Bootcampgirl

    Please refer to @CD’s gravi, I have been waiting to use that all morning….

  • Detective Iheart

    @Yall I dont even want to imagine man :lol: I couldn’t even answer the phone right fuggin with him yesterday

  • CookieMonsterZ

    This must be Marge’s first day of reading comments. :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Phrooooo :cry:
    Dawn lady.. :rofl:
    Pyt :hug: I though it was an old school shait

  • maggie012205

    @oil sheen:
    thanks. i really was just clarifying. didn’t mean any offense. the “maggie simpson” joke was hilarious, though :)
    @ sandra rose:
    HI!!! so excited to be a part of your blog :biggrin: i’ve been a lurker FOREVER, lol

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Sandra Rose says:

    maggie012205 says:

    okay. don’t know why you took offense to me using the word “hence.”
    _________________

    Don’t take Dawn’s font’s personally. She misunderstood you – just like I misunderstood her yesterday when she said “Telemundo hammer.”

    —————–
    I can’t breathe Auntie come carry me to Grady’s OMG

  • yallcrazy

    MP, you been to the dollar store lately?

    :waiting: :lol:

    ————–
    Is that Redeemed’s font?
    ————
    Ryan, it’s cool honeybun, now you know what to do with the old shoes :hug:

  • CD FENTY

    @MP

    Girl yes and no one recognized me. If they eva do I will simply DENY, DENY, DENY :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    yallcrazy says:

    I thought he was saying “yodel” … you know, like “yodel lay hee whoooo”

    I never know fuggin lyrics

    ———-
    May radio work off antena I thought he way saying Yellow until Maggie henced me and put me on game. I thought he was shouting out light skinned dudes.
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    This must be Marge’s first day of reading comments.
    ———
    Naw she been here a little while but I do believe I have popped her cherry hence the reason I have been riding her ass.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Telemundo :rofl:

  • NaijaGal

    @Dawn :bow: for getting Sandra to come and defend your honor

  • yallcrazy

    Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any accidents reading this may cause. :coffee:

  • Detective Iheart

    Where’s Tatted :thinking; Anybody heard from Brown yet :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    MP :rofl: hell naw

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :welcome: @maggie

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    NaijaGal says:

    @Dawn for getting Sandra to come and defend your honor

    ———
    That was some cold smooth chit wasn’t it! I am in tears I have to log out for a bit I’ll be back y’all killing me

  • yallcrazy

    NaijaGal says:

    @Dawn for getting Sandra to come and defend your honor
    —————–
    Naija, she :yes: sure did, didn’t she? :lol:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Dawn I thought we were cool, now you’re hencing me??!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    I’m bout to put on my Wigham funeral home solid gold jacket and go to lunch.
    _________
    :ghost:

  • VDot

    _________________

    Don’t take Dawn’s font’s personally. She misunderstood you – just like I misunderstood her yesterday when she said “Telemundo hammer.”

    :hahaha:

    :dead:

  • yallcrazy

    Det. :no: But I’m gonna go over –> there and get what I post yesterday for just in case she’s lurking :wink: BRB

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    :whistle:

    You’re my little secret,
    And that’s how we should keep it.
    It’s on everybody’s mind, about you and I,
    They think so, but they don’t really know.

    I don’t know why thats playing in my head :think:

  • Detective Iheart

    :newpost: @Lakes, Where you sissy at??

  • yallcrazy

    I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN II MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN II MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN I MISS BROWN

    #thatisall :coffee:

    *sigh* Wheww, my back hurts from carrying this from over there :lol:

  • maggie012205

    :hi: @french kisses

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Sorry, I had to post & run ( :shotsfired: <—-SR driveby)

    Heyyyyy my Lovelies & Gents :hug:

    @Naija, I missed it, but I'll definitely listen today.

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: @U

    You have to read these comments yo :hug: Happy Friday

    :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    *Senator Ford voice* “I’m sorry,but that is just DUMB”…. :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Dawn :yahoo: <—-Cabbage Patch

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    PHROOOOOOO FUK U BEEN? :cry:

  • LiberianJewels7

    @ Yallcrazy Thank you. I’ll definitely look into Soles For Souls. We usually send out items every season but I just found out the rebels we’re stealing the barrels of items. I’m sick of it. When my son is 10, we’re joining Yale alumni service corps to help set up clinics. There going to Ghana for the Africa project this summer. Wish I could take my son now … ungrateful butt :(

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    @ Sandymae put dawn inthe :kona: Ret now :wail: I cant with her today :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Laker I voyaged to Mecca in search of Hindu timberlands,and all I found was another mystery flavor for Dr.Pepper :lol: How u be?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Phro :lol: u loco.. I’m good :hug:

  • Phrozen1der

    :lol: @Laker