Floyd Mayweather finally cracks under the strain in prison

Floyd Mayweather has finally cracked under the strain of prison life .. after only 12 days behind bars.

Mayweather, 36, was booked into prison on June 1 to serve a 86 day sentence for assaulting his baby mama in front of their children.

But narcissists don’t do very well when they aren’t getting the attention they crave.

In court documents, Mayweather’s attorneys begged a judge to let Mayweather serve out his sentence in the comforts of his home. The lawyers cited his declining health, and called the prison sentence “cruel and inhuman” punishment.

Lawyer Richard Wright wrote that Mayweather’s confinement to his cell for 23 hours a day was taking a toll on his championship physique.

The boxer’s doctor expressed concern for his “dehydrated appearance,” his lack of muscle tone and dry mucus membranes inside his mouth — symptoms that can be caused by nervousness and plain old fashioned fear, which affects the appetite.

In other words, Mayweather is not drinking enough water or eating his prison meals due to depression about being locked away from his lavish, baller lifestyle.

From TMZ:

Floyd says his doctor also “expressed deep concern for [Floyd’s] health and explained that any lengthy period of time with an inappropriate diet, coupled with lack of regular exercise, will most likely lead to irreversible damage to Mr. Mayweather’s physique.”

Floyd’s doctor also told the court he’s concerned about Floyd’s diet … because he used to eat 3,000 to 4,000 calories per day … and now, the doc believes FM is eating less than 800.

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    • KyCakes

      :eyeroll:

    • Ty

      Aint shyt wrong with Flyod but missing his other half. His azz in there singing 21 Questions having withdrawals :coffee:

    • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

      oh :coffee: I know dudes that got 20-30 yrs and you got what 90 days boy please go do sum push ups or sumfin :rolleyes:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Who the fukk cares? Should’ve thought about that before he went upside his BM’s head.

    • Ty

      The boxer’s doctor expressed concern for his “dehydrated appearance,” his lack of muscle tone and dry mucus membranes inside his mouth — symptoms that can be caused by nervousness and plain old fashioned fear, which affects the appetite.
      ____________________________
      Of course he hasnt HELD the love of his life in 11 days :shrug:

    • candibfly

      oh well, get over it :coffee: <— hot cup of IDGAF

    • http://youtu.be/Yop62wQH498 Daddy Warbucks

      Ty says:

      Aint shyt wrong with Flyod but missing his other half. His azz in there singing 21 Questions having withdrawals

      ________________________________________________________________________

      Sang pretty boy

      You drive me crazy shorty I
      Need to see you and feel you next to me
      I provide everything you need and I
      Like your smile I don’t wanna see you cry
      Got some questions that I got to ask and I
      Hope you can come up with the answers babe

      [Chorus: Nate Dogg]
      Girl, It’s easy to love me now
      Would you love me if I was down and out?
      Would you still have love for me?
      Girl, It’s easy to love me now
      Would you love me if I was down and out?
      Would you still have love for me?
      Girl

      :rofl: Rot in that bytch…bytch :tea:

    • KyCakes

      Maybe ol’ Floyd’s lack of…*ahem* protein is the issue…. :shrug:

    • Ty

      Daddy Warbucks says:

      Ty says:

      Aint shyt wrong with Flyod but missing his other half. His azz in there singing 21 Questions having withdrawals

      ________________________________________________________________________

      Sang pretty boy

      You drive me crazy shorty I
      Need to see you and feel you next to me
      I provide everything you need and I
      Like your smile I don’t wanna see you cry
      Got some questions that I got to ask and I
      Hope you can come up with the answers babe

      [Chorus: Nate Dogg]
      Girl, It’s easy to love me now
      Would you love me if I was down and out?
      Would you still have love for me?
      Girl, It’s easy to love me now
      Would you love me if I was down and out?
      Would you still have love for me?
      Girl

      Rot in that bytch…bytch
      _______________
      U know aint shyt wrong with him but missing 50 :rofl:

    • candibfly

      if all of my in-laws (the DeBarge family) can survive in jail then so can Floyd

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Yall wrong as hell! :rofl:

      Fiddy gone come see him so they can hold hands across the table or do the palm press to the glass. :fistbump: :hahaha:

    • CivilEngineer

      Awwwww…nothing like being love sick. Him and 50 haven’t been apart this long in years….Floyd doesn’t even want to eat #pobaby

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Candi…. Pretty much ALL of them have been there too. :lol:

      I kid. :hug:

    • Iheart

      @KyMegaCakes, You talmbout this type of protein >> :blow: :thinking:

    • candibfly

      i know :ashamed:

      i blame the man tho

    • mrsloveleigh

      this is whats wrong with the justice system now. Getting sick of seeing the deserving walk free and the innocent getting trumped up charges

    • mrsloveleigh

      And we are talking about 90 days!!! 90 days!!! He can’t take the summer off?

    • Ty

      Iheart says:

      @KyMegaCakes, You talmbout this type of protein >>
      ___________
      Brings a new meaning to stick and move :rofl:

      #phuckfloydstophittingwomen

    • mrsloveleigh

      And as far as his body goes he may not be getting the calories he used to but every dude i knew that went to jail came out swole

    • http://youtu.be/Yop62wQH498 Daddy Warbucks

      MzDimpz
      Ty
      Iheart
      Civil

      Hell all yall

      Please report to principles office

      #doingtoomuch

      :rofl:

      :halo:

    • Usual Suspect

      What’s wrong Floyd no gold utensils. :rolleyes:

      :offtopic:
      DIdn’t know bad girl Megan Good is engaged to an minster. She took her game to a whole NEW level

      DeVon Franklin, an executive with Sony Pictures Entertainment and Seventh-day Adventist minister, was invited to share his faith on Oprah Winfrey’s “Super Soul Sundays” show.
      Franklin, who is also engaged to actress Meagan Good, impressed Winfrey within minutes of meeting her when she decided to invite him on the show, which will air June 17. The Hollywood executive tweeted his gratitude to the media mogul for extending the invitation.

    • ms_no-no

      (In my best Martin voice) HOL’ UP HOL’ UP did the fool’s attorney say something about Mayweather’s DECLINING HEALTH??? Is THIS the SAME declining health that Mayweather had when he was in the ring immediately prior to turning himself in? (In my best Willona voice) NEGRO PLEASE!! Do your time, get out, go about your business and don’t put your hands on your children’s mother or ANY woman.

    • NaijaGal

      didn’t know jail was supposed to be so carefree…this nigguh

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Wait so Floyd is supposed to enjoy jail? Isnt he an inmate? Wasn’t beating his children’s mother in front of them cruel and inhuman?

      Bawwaahhhhaaaaahahahh @ FLOYD :hahaha: :rofl:

    • Bibi

      Punk azz :rofl:

    • KishaMinyonn

      CRUEL AND INHUMANE? WHAT ABOUT POOKIE NEM OVER THERE ON DEATH ROW. IS IT CRUEL AND INHUMANE FOR THEM TOO?

    • KyCakes

      @Iheart that be the type I’m referring to….

    • KyCakes

      Choco! :hug:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ DW…I ain’t even do nuffin! :no:

      @ Choco…That’s what I said, he scared Fiddy out turning straight or looking for a new love while he’s gone.

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      I wanna wrestle naked and play pokemon :blink: :rofl:

    • KyCakes

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      Yall wrong as hell!

      Fiddy gone come see him so they can hold hands across the table or do the palm press to the glass.
      ————————————————————–
      :ghost: Bye y’all

    • LaceFace

      mrsloveleigh says:

      this is whats wrong with the justice system now. Getting sick of seeing the deserving walk free and the innocent getting trumped up charges

      _______________________________

      :preach:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Ty says:

      Aint shyt wrong with Flyod but missing his other half. His azz in there singing 21 Questions having withdrawals :coffee:

      :hahaha:

      lawd i missedid yew! :hug: hey schweetie!

    • Ty

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      I wanna wrestle naked and play pokemon
      ___________
      *back on topic* So u saying Floyd and 50 play naked Twister :rofl:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      86 days :blink: INHUMAN? WHAT U ESSPECT 5 ESSTAR MEALS AND 5 ESSTAR :shakebutt:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      candibfly says:

      if all of my in-laws (the DeBarge family) can survive in jail then so can Floyd

      :rofl: ALL the in-laws guhl?? :rofl:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      FIFTY GOING TO PULL A TINY AND GIVE HIS BOO THANG A HAND :lol:

    • Ty

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      Ty says:

      Aint shyt wrong with Flyod but missing his other half. His azz in there singing 21 Questions having withdrawals

      lawd i missedid yew! hey schweetie!
      ____________
      Hey hun :hug: I cant stand Floyds punk azz :cuss: I wonder is he the bottom :think:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @ Choco…That’s what I said, he scared Fiddy out turning straight or looking for a new love while he’s gone.
      __________________________
      Floyd is looking a like a prison bish right now I mean I know he’s Fiddy’s bish…. but dang homes you BOX for a living take it upside the head like you dished it

      :hunching: @ Ky oops my bad :wink:

    • Ty

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      FIFTY GOING TO PULL A TINY AND GIVE HIS BOO THANG A HAND
      _______________
      :warning: :rofl:

    • Bibi

      Hey hun I cant stand Floyds punk azz I wonder is he the bottom

      :cosign: but 50 bottom :yes:

    • candibfly

      u don’t see diabla and them complaining. and u know she ain’t gettin as many calories as she’s used to :no:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Usual Suspect says:

      What’s wrong Floyd no gold utensils. :rolleys:

      :offtopic:
      DIdn’t know bad girl Megan Good is engaged to an minster. She took her game to a whole NEW level

      DeVon Franklin, an executive with Sony Pictures Entertainment and Seventh-day Adventist minister, was invited to share his faith on Oprah Winfrey’s “Super Soul Sundays” show.
      Franklin, who is also engaged to actress Meagan Good, impressed Winfrey within minutes of meeting her when she decided to invite him on the show, which will air June 17. The Hollywood executive tweeted his gratitude to the media mogul for extending the invitation.

      :clap: well alright Meag! gawn bish :trophy:

      where da hell is HIS?? :think:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      *back on topic* So u saying Floyd and 50 play naked Twister
      ____________________
      Nahhh I really wanna wrestle naked and get poked :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ Giving him a hand. Should’ve told that fool to keep his to myself.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      candibfly says:

      if all of my in-laws (the DeBarge family) can survive in jail then so can Floyd
      _____________________________________________________________

      I was about to say “yo family too girl?” :ashamed:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      sorry meagan i meant 1st lady bish. respekful & chit :coffee:

    • Iheart

      Maybe if Ray J sends him a video singing one wish in his living room he will make it thru the remaining few days :yes:

      :whistle:
      If I had one wish

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Was Ray really serenating those fools though? :shrug:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Pssst at Megan Im not even hating but I mean dayum she’s saving herself for marriage mmmkay NEXT just cuz she’s marrying a minister don’t make him anymore perfect or less

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Hey hun :hug: I cant stand Floyds punk azz :cuss: I wonder is he the bottom

      girl u know they take turns & whatnot :coffee: gotta keep it essiting & new :yes: :hump: <—50 on top :hunching: <—floyd on top

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      THATS SUCH AN UGLY VISUAL… 50 OL SKRONG AZZ AT THE BOTTOM AND FLOYD ON TOP ESSPINING LIKE A NINJA TURTLE ON 50 MAJIC STICK! :hurl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Shut up Lakes! :rofl:

    • Iheart

      @Dimpz, He sure was :lol: Playing a white piana in Floyd’s living room :rofl:

    • candibfly

      jmo :lol:

      what are u talkin bout tho, that is my family :coffee:

    • KyCakes

      @Choco that’s cool, ma…I’ll take some :hunch: for a :hug:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      I used to have a thang for Fiddy too. :no:

      *Pours out some water*

    • Ty

      So yall saying Ray J giving out Free Floyd Flip Flops :rofl:

      Im just happy somebody got Megan outta those damn black leggings :coffee: He should be honored for that shyt alone :yes:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ iHeart…I’m so glad I didn’t see that shyt. :lol:

      Is that the day he was throwing his flip flops at Fab? Were there ANY women there?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      I used to have a thang for Fiddy too. :no:
      ____________________________________________________________________

      It was the body huh?? :think:

      mmmhmmm I see it

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      So yall saying Ray J giving out Free Floyd Flip Flops
      :lol:

    • YSoSrs

      I don’t even have to say anything cause y’all saying it all. :hahaha:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ JMO….I got a problem, I’m addicted to muskles. :wail:

      See, I’m at step one to recovery. :yes: :hug:

    • scorpio

      Maybe he misses Chili?

    • KyCakes

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      I used to have a thang for Fiddy too.

      *Pours out some water*
      ———————————————————
      :nono: Only if it’s Vitamin Water :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      :rofl: RAY J THROWING HIS STRAPY SANDALS AT FAB… :lol: I BET HE TILT HIS HEAD AND CAME BACK WITH A WINDMILL

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      In honor of YSO’s man. My muscle addiction is like putting a loaded gun in my mouth and I can’t help that I love pulling the trigger. :wail:

      SHOUT OUT TO RDJ! :yahoo:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Dimpz :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ Vitamin Water

    • Iheart

      @Dimpz, Nope that happened way before then but that’s why the flip flop incedent happened :rofl: Fab was clownin Ray for singing in Floyd’s living room while they were taping 24/7 for his fight vs Ortiz :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      Maybe he misses Chili
      ^^ AND HER BABY HAIR…. WONDER HOWMANY TIMES HE MUFFD HER AZZ? :think:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @Choco that’s cool, ma…I’ll take some
      ____________________
      Awwww you :heart: :hug:

      Nah for real I dunno whats going on with me Im horny but then Im not!

    • KyCakes

      JMO says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      I used to have a thang for Fiddy too.
      ____________________________________________________________________

      It was the body huh??

      mmmhmmm I see it
      ————————————————————
      It was all good till I heard ‘In the Club’
      :whistle:
      Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
      Her girlfriend want to get bi and they ready to go

      O-TAY

      :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ JMO…He told a judge that when he was in court for something he did. I like this: :blink: :shrug: :love: He aiight! :yes:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      I used to have a thang for Fiddy too. :no:

      *Pours out some water*

      chiiiile in the “in the club” vid when he swung upside down from the ceiling? :love: he was FINE when he 1st came out. rabbit teef & all :D

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      SO YALL SAYING THAT FLOYD IS LOW ON FIFTY VITAMIN WATER :blow:

    • KyCakes

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      @Choco that’s cool, ma…I’ll take some
      ____________________
      Awwww you

      Nah for real I dunno whats going on with me Im horny but then Im not!
      —————————————————————–
      Yeah. Some days the corner of the desk just doesn’t look as inviting…

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      @Lakes, who the hell is Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam?

    • Iheart

      Floyd gone be sangin this to 50 when he get out since his health is declining and shyt
      :whistle:

      It’s too big, it’s too wide
      It’s too strong, it won’t fit
      It’s too much, it’s too tough

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Yeah. Some days the corner of the desk just doesn’t look as inviting…
      _____________________
      :lol: :lol:

    • KyCakes

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      SO YALL SAYING THAT FLOYD IS LOW ON FIFTY VITAMIN WATER
      ——————————————————————
      :yes: That’s the jest of it…. :rofl:

      How ya doing, mami? :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ JMO…He told a judge that when he was in court for something he did. I like this: :blink: :shrug: :love: He aiight! :yes:
      ___________________________________________________________________

      :hahaha:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      JMO :shrug: SOME OLD SHAIT IDK NUFFIN BOUT?

    • Ty

      JMO says:

      @Lakes, who the hell is Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam?
      ________________
      :blink: Not an 80s baby huh :think:

    • Bibi

      Hey hun I cant stand Floyds punk azz I wonder is he the bottom

      :tea:

    • KyCakes

      JMO says:

      @Lakes, who the hell is Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam?
      ————————————————————-
      :stop: it right now! :shock:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ iHeart….Fab was mad he wasn’t asked to perform. :rofl: That’s the REAL reason Emily can’t get no love. :hahaha:

      @ Fayla…..I loved him down to his bullet hole dimples. :rofl:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      TY MORE LIKE AN 80’S :sperm:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Casserra Casserra :whistles: Lost in emotions

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Yall are nutz! :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      JMO :shrug: SOME OLD SHAIT IDK NUFFIN BOUT?
      ____________________________________________________

      *wipes forehead sweat* I knew I could count on you :hug:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      That’s the REAL reason Emily can’t get no love.
      ______________
      Emily thinks she is banging I think she is Biggin

    • Ms.Fashion

      Its onl;ly been like 12 hours??? Grow some!!! :rofl:

    • Iheart

      @Dimpz, you might just be on to something there :thinking: Floyd aint trying to get no :blow: from Fab ole chipped toof ass :no: That’s why he made 50 get his :grill: fixed :hahaha:

    • Ty

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      TY MORE LIKE AN 80?S
      ___________
      :rofl: :hug: JMO Still luv u

    • candibfly

      *gives JMO a box set DVD of 80s trivia* don’t come back til u’ve watch all 257 dvds :nono:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      @ Fayla…..I loved him down to his bullet hole dimples. :rofl:

      :ashamed: me too. i thought they was cute
      ________________
      Choco aka Hippie says:

      Casserra Casserra :whistles: Lost in emotions

      :dance: <—the snake

    • Usual Suspect

      @Choco aka Hippie says:

      Pssst at Megan Im not even hating but I mean dayum she’s saving herself for marriage mmmkay NEXT just cuz she’s marrying a minister don’t make him anymore perfect or less
      __________
      She saving herself for her marriage to this man….It’s clear she ain’t NO VIRGIN. She made a vow after doing that movie with Jakes that she was going to be celeibate unil GOD placed her husband in her life. I was just :shocked: it was a minister. But good for her, maybe this will explain her learning how to dress.

      Wonders if she will be at the NEXT WOMAN THOU ART LOOSED :think: With a Suit and Church hat?

    • candibfly

      u might as well just keep a google tab open while u on SR :yes:

    • KyCakes

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      That’s the REAL reason Emily can’t get no love.
      ______________
      Emily thinks she is banging I think she is Biggin
      —————————————————————–
      :yes:
      That’s cause fools be gassin her up…Fab NEEDS to be paying for a gym membership, not no phuckin Bently or Phantom or whatever the bish was pushin….

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ iHeart….His smile is so pretty now though. :yes: Big tooth ass. :hahaha:

    • Iheart

      @JMO, Do you know who Johhny 5 is?? :waiting:

    • LaceFace

      :offtopic:

      Two Detroit teens have been wounded after a gunfight broke out over what eyewitnesses say was an argument over who makes the best Kool-Aid.

      The beverage-based battle took place Tuesday night in the city’s Brightmoor neighborhood in front of an abandoned school building, according to WJPK-TV.

      “The initial argument, from my understanding, began over Kool-Aid,” a witness told reporter Andrea Isom, who confirmed the story with Detroit officers.

      The tongue-lashing increased in intensity until two of the men from the conflicting Kool-Aid crews started shooting each other.

      However, neither shooter hit their intended mark, according to ImperfectParent.com, which reported that two innocent bystanders, both 17, were hit by the stray bullets.

      One victim was struck in the wrist and the other got a bullet in the rear.

      Both victims were taken to local hospitals to be treated for their injuries and both have since been released from the hospital.

      Meanwhile, Detroit police are looking for the two shooting suspects, one of whom reportedly left the scene in a purple 2007 Impala.

      Although Kool-Aid seems to be one of the least important reasons to fight someone, much less shoot them, arguments over the popular powdered drink are not unprecedented.

      Earlier this month, a woman in Pahokee, Fla., was arrested for domestic assault after she had a fight with her brother because someone drank his Kool-Aid, the Palm Beach Post reported.

      During the argument, the woman threw a vase at her brother, who was sitting on the porch.

      The woman later told authorities that her brother was crazy and that he was upset because of the Kool-Aid while the brother said he was tired of his sister’s disrespect.

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      JMO :hug: WHEN U FEELING LOOOST LOOK FOOOR MEEE! **WE CAN BE LOST TUUGETHURR**
      AND I GOOGLED IT LISA LISA IS AN 80’S :pacifier: DISCO SANGER.. I THINK :lol:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Johnny 5? You mean from SC? I had to think a minute. LOL

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :whistle:

      I’M ALL CRIED OUUUUUUUTTTT….OVER YOUUUUU…HOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      <—Makes a mean pitcher of kool-aid but ain't gone shoot a bish for saying different. :no:

    • Iheart

      @Dimpz :yes:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      OH WE DOING PRE HISTORIC TRIVIA.. :kona: <<TO KITCHEN TO FIZ ESSNACKS LET ME GET MY :pc: READY **GOOGLE ON READY**

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      :stop: <— talk to the hand, all of yous :rollseyes:

      … and no I don't know a damn Johnny 5.

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      She saving herself for her marriage to this man….It’s clear she ain’t NO VIRGIN. She made a vow after doing that movie with Jakes that she was going to be celeibate unil GOD placed her husband in her life. I was just it was a minister. But good for her, maybe this will explain her learning how to dress.

      Wonders if she will be at the NEXT WOMAN THOU ART LOOSED With a Suit and Church hat?
      _______________________
      I just think the media needs anything to report on – she hasn’t slept with him but will marry a **** she don’t know #NOT I

      That’s cause fools be gassin her up…Fab NEEDS to be paying for a gym membership, not no phuckin Bently or Phantom or whatever the bish was pushin….
      ______________________________
      I don’t like her bod it look like it suffers

    • Usual Suspect

      gunfight broke out over what eyewitnesses say was an argument over who makes the best Kool-Aid

      Please leave the post, :mad: at you for repeating it. :rofl:

    • candibfly

      *goes to google johnny 5* :pc:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Iheart says:

      @JMO, Do you know who Johhny 5 is??

      :shrug:

      who dat ill?

    • KyCakes

      Usual Suspect says:

      @Choco aka Hippie says:

      Pssst at Megan Im not even hating but I mean dayum she’s saving herself for marriage mmmkay NEXT just cuz she’s marrying a minister don’t make him anymore perfect or less
      __________
      She saving herself for her marriage to this man….It’s clear she ain’t NO VIRGIN. She made a vow after doing that movie with Jakes that she was going to be celeibate unil GOD placed her husband in her life. I was just it was a minister. But good for her, maybe this will explain her learning how to dress.

      Wonders if she will be at the NEXT WOMAN THOU ART LOOSED With a Suit and Church hat?
      ———————————————————————
      There is such a thing…It’s called ‘wait training’.

      I’d do it too, if I didn’t like dack so much…Wait. That’s not an excuse… :lol:

    • candibfly

      iono who they are either, i was only 8 when the 80s ended :lol:

      but i still listen to music from then and i love 80s movies :yahoo:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      I’M ALL CRIED OUUUUUUUTTTT….OVER YOUUUUU…HOOOOOO!!!!!!!
      ________________________
      Higher Pitch… Im All cried outtttttttttttttttt over youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :hahaha: Lakes fugg u for prehistoric heffa!

    • Iheart

      @JMO, But you were born in what ’84?? You are only a year younger than me so it’s just funny as hell to me :rofl: I still :heart: you though. Bring it on in :hugs:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Ohhh so no one knows lil ole Johnny cinco eh???

      *whistles* Somebodys showing their age …..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Iheart says:

      @JMO, But you were born in what ’84?? You are only a year younger than me so it’s just funny as hell to me :rofl: I still :heart: you though. Bring it on in :hugs:
      _______________________________________________________________________

      :hug: <— with the butt sticking out and my eyes rolling

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      There is such a thing…It’s called ‘wait training’.

      I’d do it too, if I didn’t like dack so much…Wait. That’s not an excuse…
      ______________________________
      ION know if I could not try it out before I committed to infiniti for it :shrugs:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      gunfight broke out over what eyewitnesses say was an argument over who makes the best Kool-Aid

      ^^ :rofl: “KOOLAID CHHHHAAAAAAAAAAALLLENGE!!” :karate: **BIG RED JUG BURST THRU SR WALL** “OOOHHHH YEEEEEEEEAH!”

    • Iheart

      @Fay, From the movie Short Circuit.. “Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!” :rofl:

    • Bibi

      :lol: johnny 5 :lol:

    • YSoSrs

      :dead: @LACE

      Pure nigg@ sht. I really feel bad for the one that caught a bullet in the ass. But then again I don’t. :hahaha:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :cool: <—me playing the last high notes on the piano of ALL CRIED OUT :crying:

    • LaceFace

      Usual Suspect says:

      :sad: okay :lol:

    • Bibi

      OOOHHHH Johnny 5 :smack:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      JOHNY CINCO.. :think: NOPE.. NADA!

    • candibfly

      what u only 2 years younger? lol girl i thought u was born in 93 or something :lol:

    • Ms.Fashion

      Ty says:

      Im just happy somebody got Megan outta those damn black leggings He should be honored for that shyt alone

      __________

      :rofl:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      <—me playing the last high notes on the piano of ALL CRIED OUT
      _____________________
      :lol:

      Lisa Lisa married a FED EX guy

    • Usual Suspect

      @JMO – Don’t ask JMO nothing that happened befor summer 94. So just :stop:

      @Choco – Well as far as not marrying dyck you ain’t had, that’s how most of our grandmothers and some moma’s got down. She ain’t getting no younger and how bad can the dyck be? Her plus plus he’s a heavy hitter in hollywood, she guaurteed at least 4 more movie roles over the next 10 years. :shrug:

      Let’s face it…. was trying not to talk about the girl, but she been ran through in hollywood. #nohater

    • LaceFace

      YSoSrs says:

      @LACE

      Pure nigg@ sht. I really feel bad for the one that caught a bullet in the ass. But then again I don’t.
      ________________________

      :dead: when i read it i was like…. YUP. :lol: …posting this foolishness. We have to do better

    • KyCakes

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      There is such a thing…It’s called ‘wait training’.

      I’d do it too, if I didn’t like dack so much…Wait. That’s not an excuse…
      ______________________________
      ION know if I could not try it out before I committed to infiniti for it
      ——————————————————————
      Let’s ask SR’s resident celebrity, er, celibantee…

      *clears throat*

      Candibfly what is your take on wait training and not taking the stick out for a test drive before marriage…

      I want to see what Candi says before I put in my two cents…

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      THIS BISH SAID 93 :rofl: WELL DAM!

    • Iheart

      @Candi, EXACTLY :hahaha: I just knew she was born in 89 or 90 :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      *looks at comment 131* When ya think you have e-friends

      :no: <– smh

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      “cruel and inhuman” punishment.
      _________________

      :rolleyes: :tea:

    • Usual Suspect

      :hug: Ty says:

      Im just happy somebody got Megan outta those damn black leggings He should be honored for that shyt alone

      _________
      You ain’t neva lied

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Usual Suspect says:

      @JMO – Don’t ask JMO nothing that happened befor summer 94. So just :stop:
      ______________________________________

      :rofl:

    • candibfly

      i didn’t read what wait training was

      but *opens up my guide to celibacy* don’t do it til ur married, at least that’s what i’m doing :yes:

    • LaceFace

      i havent kissed my fay today :kiss:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      FORGET YALL WE HAD SNOOP DOG AND NUTHING BUT A G THANG :blunt: <<MAYBE THATS WHY US 80'S BABY CANT MEMBER SHAIT!

    • candibfly

      if we weren’t e-friends then why am i planning this SR bash for the 15th huh? #rude *goes to cancel the stripper and wine tasting* :(

    • KyCakes

      candibfly says:

      i didn’t read what wait training was

      but *opens up my guide to celibacy* don’t do it til ur married, at least that’s what i’m doing
      ——————————————————————
      I’m ’bout to get personal…Are you a virgin? :think:

      Wait Training is for those that are not natural virgins, but have re-dedicated their life to God and have pledged to stay abstinent until Marriage.

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      **BRINGS OUT HER LIL BOW WOW AND LIL ROMEO CDS OUT** NOW LETS GOOO BACK FO REALZ! :yes:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @Choco – Well as far as not marrying dyck you ain’t had, that’s how most of our grandmothers and some moma’s got down. She ain’t getting no younger and how bad can the dyck be? Her plus plus he’s a heavy hitter in hollywood, she guaurteed at least 4 more movie roles over the next 10 years.

      Let’s face it…. was trying not to talk about the girl, but she been ran through in hollywood. #nohater
      ________________________
      See this is what I know also that she has been ran through so it’s like okay all of sudden Im not hating on the chick at all I have nothing against her but why glorify not being a virgin but being one before your married it’s twisted to me

      And as far as our grandmothers they put up with a lot back then I can’t commit to no good dack

    • Usual Suspect

      @Kycakes – You can’t re-up on wait Training–abstinence… shrug:

      Thought that was folks do tha HAVE NEVER had sex?

      You can become abstient or recommit.

    • YSoSrs

      @JMO

      I am your e-friend. :hugs:

      They just hating cause you knew what sunshine and fresh air was like while they *points* only knew cheese puffs and the glow of their Zenith televisions.

    • Bibi

      @Laker

      Put em back girl :no: put them back

    • Iheart

      I still got the Keith Sweat p>tape that has make it last forever on it :kona:

    • KyCakes

      Usual Suspect says:

      @Kycakes – You can’t re-up on wait Training–abstinence… shrug:

      Thought that was folks do tha HAVE NEVER had sex?

      You can become abstient or recommit.
      ——————————————————————
      What do you mean you can’t ‘re-up’?

      Folks that have never had sex are those that make purity pledges and wear the little rings…

    • http://youtu.be/Yop62wQH498 Daddy Warbucks

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      **BRINGS OUT HER LIL BOW WOW AND LIL ROMEO CDS OUT** NOW LETS GOOO BACK FO REALZ!

      ————————————————————————-

      :spank: Put that shait back in the closet. :hahaha:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      :rofl: :rofl: on that website ykdaw someone painted the outside of their car a watermelon and the inside is all red :rofl:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      Wait Training is for those that are not natural virgins, but have re-dedicated their life to God and have pledged to stay abstinent until Marriage.

      ^^ THATS BAD FOR UR HEALTH.. MY GYNO TOLD ME THAT SESS IS NATURAL AND ONCE U HAVE IT UR BODY CRAVES IT AND NEEDS IT **I WAS GETTING THE WORST CRAMPS** :nono:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      **BRINGS OUT HER LIL BOW WOW AND LIL ROMEO CDS OUT** NOW LETS GOOO BACK FO REALZ! :yes:
      _______________

      :blink: when have they ever been in the collection

    • candibfly

      ky i think that’s a good idea, if you’re really committed to it and that’s what u really want to do, i, i mean my friend fandice, might not be able to do that

      lawd the flesh is so weak :crying:

      i’ve been a virgin since may :D

    • YSoSrs

      @KY

      Candi? A virgin? :tape: :kona:

    • Bibi

      @Iheart

      U say tape?? U got something to play that on?? :thinking:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      candibfly says:

      if we weren’t e-friends then why am i planning this SR bash for the 15th huh? #rude *goes to cancel the stripper and wine tasting* :(
      __________________________________________________________________

      *slides down the wall crying* Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

    • Ty

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      **BRINGS OUT HER LIL BOW WOW AND LIL ROMEO CDS OUT** NOW LETS GOOO BACK FO REALZ!
      ____________
      :nono: Oh hell naw Lakes it was all about Kris Kross we dont do the Lil’s and shyt

      :hug: @ Unusual

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      DADDY :ashamed: FINE!! **BRING OUT 112 AND JAGED EDGE CDS** IM READY!

    • candibfly

      why i thought she was talkin bout exercise at first tho? :rofl:

      i was like i know i been workin out lately but ion think i mentioned it on here :ashamed:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      YSoSrs says:

      @JMO

      I am your e-friend. :hugs:

      They just hating cause you knew what sunshine and fresh air was like while they *points* only knew cheese puffs and the glow of their Zenith televisions.
      ________________________________________________________

      :rofl:

    • Bibi

      :rofl: @Lakes I ain’t never hear that

    • Usual Suspect

      Didn’t have sex for almost 2 years before I met mister. We dated for 5 months before we had sex, and prior to having sex. I told him I was dating to marry. Now that WILL not work for every woman. Certian that he was the one…Just like Royce :coffee:

    • Iheart

      @Bibi, Hell no :rofl: I just like to look at it for memories :lol:

    • candibfly

      yso :raycharles:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Sandra, I just cant with you. Jail and prison = totally different places :lol:

    • Iheart

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      DADDY FINE!! **BRING OUT 112 AND JAGED EDGE CDS** IM READY!

      ________________

      :party: :hump:

    • Bibi

      @Iheart

      Scared me for a moment :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      DADDY :ashamed: FINE!! **BRING OUT 112 AND JAGED EDGE CDS** IM READY!
      _________________

      :stop: you need to take it back a notch, to Kriss Kross, ABC, hell even immature

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      **THROWS HER B2K OLDIES IN THE MIX**

    • Usual Suspect

      @Candibi – Please leave the post at once, done with you for the day.

      :ghost: :hahaha: MAY 2012?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Ty says:

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      **BRINGS OUT HER LIL BOW WOW AND LIL ROMEO CDS OUT** NOW LETS GOOO BACK FO REALZ!
      _______________________________________________________________________

      :whistle:

      “All I wanna do is see ya Bounce with me, bounce with me
      Grab a partner hit the floor Bounce with me, bounce with me
      Some clap, clap others stomp But around here
      we get it crunk when ya Bounce with me, bounce with me”

      :danban:

    • BoogieNites

      : on topic :

      it’s jail. wtf u thought, ni99a ??????????? :blink:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      Good morning :2dance: << the new line dance

    • Bibi

      Not B2K :dead:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Usual Suspect says:

      Didn’t have sex for almost 2 years before I met mister. We dated for 5 months before we had sex, and prior to having sex. I told him I was dating to marry. Now that WILL not work for every woman. Certian that he was the one…Just like Royce :coffee:
      __________________

      I applaud you girl :applause:

    • Usual Suspect

      THE REAL MAC – What up Bew :danban1: :happy:

    • Ty

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      **THROWS HER B2K OLDIES IN THE MIX**
      ____________
      :crying: Make her stop :crying:

      *throws a flip flop*

    • KyCakes

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      Wait Training is for those that are not natural virgins, but have re-dedicated their life to God and have pledged to stay abstinent until Marriage.

      ^^ THATS BAD FOR UR HEALTH.. MY GYNO TOLD ME THAT SESS IS NATURAL AND ONCE U HAVE IT UR BODY CRAVES IT AND NEEDS IT **I WAS GETTING THE WORST CRAMPS**
      ———————————————————————–
      Hmm…I’m not a believer, but :shrug:

      I have, however, seen those articles that says daily sex is a good health booster. I dunno…Mind you, I say this after getting cobwebs removed from the coochie over the weekend. The longest I’ve ever gone is over four years. It was just like riding a bike over cobblestones…I never forgot how.

      But I do have a desire for real love, and I think, for me personally, I won’t find it until I put a padlock on the puzzy…. :wail:

      :think: But then, I think about how I went four years and just one day looked up and said to my self; self, you ain’t had no dack in a MINUTE…

      #ConfessionsOfAnOnTheFenceChristian

    • candibfly

      cali :rofl:

      u gotta start somewhere right?!

    • Bibi

      Afternoon Ohoney :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Bibi says:

      Not B2K :dead:
      ____________

      :hahaha:

    • http://youtu.be/Yop62wQH498 Daddy Warbucks

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      DADDY FINE!! **BRING OUT 112 AND JAGED EDGE CDS** IM READY!

      ________________________________________________________________________

      :thumbsup: Gotta lotta :hump: off JE back in the day!

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      No u have not Lace! :kiss: but i’ll take it when i can :dance:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      JMO
      Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
      Where my dogs at? Bark with my now
      Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
      And my girls are runnin’ where the love
      wherever the love is going down say
      THEY DONT WANT NONE!! :whistle:

    • Iheart

      @Bibi, You thought I was bout to say I got a tape deck in the car still huh :rofl:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      :rofl: MORALS SMORALS :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      I swear that lead singer boy from Soul for Real is Jay Zs lost son :think:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      Fayla…..i ordered my whip back in January!!!! Where is it :mad:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Cali…How bad can the dyck be? You wanna have a talk with me about my first BD? :waiting:

      I still an original tape of AMG’s Bytch Betta Have My Money. :yahoo:

    • Bibi

      @Iheart

      Or worse at home :lol:

      Wait.. my car is older I may have one :kona:

    • Usual Suspect

      jeniefrumdabloc – It WAS Not easy switched from batteries to back massager and it made life so much easier. Wasn’t the same, but it worked :coffee:

      The funny thing is when you date and don’t have sex, men try much harder. IMO

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      OH YALL DONT ACT LIKE YALL AINT FEELING OUR OLDIES **SLIDES CHINGY IN THE CD PLAYER** RIIIGHT THUUUR! :danban:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      I keep confusing KY for OTB since you got the BEy gravi up :no:

      AFTERNOON EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!! :waves:

      @JMO SMH woman we they same age and I know all these folks & robots!

      Lovedddddddddddd Johnny 5!

      @JMO ever watch Perfect Strangers??? :lol:

    • Iheart

      @Jmo, Aint he tho :rofl: And I am :shocked: that you know who soul for real is :rofl:

    • KyCakes

      candibfly says:

      ky i think that’s a good idea, if you’re really committed to it and that’s what u really want to do, i, i mean my friend fandice, might not be able to do that

      lawd the flesh is so weak

      i’ve been a virgin since may
      ——————————————————————-
      Not certain if that’s what I want to do, though.

      See, yesterday, me and God was conversing and I told him I don’t want to be doing this, but I am lonely and want someone to hold me, even if it’s occassional with no real feelings behind it. I crave adult company and the other dirty things adults do…

      DJM

      Cot damn, I feel like I’m on Taxi Cab Confessions…..

    • candibfly

      OHoney! *hands u a BVC tshirt* :wave:

    • Iheart

      Bish did you say Chingy :chase:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      They don’t want it lakes!! :danban: :danban1: :dance:

      Give they azz the funky chicken :chickenhead: or some chit :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      OH YEEEEAH!!

      This thing right here
      Is lettin all the ladies know <HOW HE GET IN ON THE SECRET? :think:
      What guys talk about
      You know
      The finer things in life
      Hahaha
      Check it out

      Ooh dat dress so scandalous
      And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
      See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
      With a look in ya eye so devilish

      Uh
      Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
      And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
      Not just urban she likes the pop
      Cuz she was livin la vida loca

    • Usual Suspect

      @CandiB – Yes, mama! You gotta start somewhere :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      :yahoo: I LOVED LISA LISA! I HAVE HER AUTOGRAPH!

      She use to date the owner of my ballet schools son :lol:
      She has some big titties from what i recall

    • candibfly

      frenchie :wave:

      perfect strangers and that damn balki :lol: larry was such a stick in the mud :mad:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      And I got an old DJ Clue Cd from when Fabolous went by Fabolous Sport. :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      #ConfessionsOfAnOnTheFenceChristian

      Thats interesting. I have sex whenever I want and still consider myself “across the fence”.. :lol:

    • Bibi

      Iheart says:

      Bish did you say Chingy

      She shole did :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      @candi i had a crush on Balki :ashamed:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      *looks at shirt*
      I don’t know what this is :crying:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      IHEART :lol: YOOOOU LIKE IT!

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      :waves: OHONEY and why are you just mentioniong the whip 6 months later

      Im confused like chit I want a relationship so I can have constant dack but then after that Im like What????????

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Getcho ass outta hurr sanging Thong Song! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      I still an original tape of AMG’s Bytch Betta Have My Money.

      :rofl:

    • Ty

      French KI$$E$ says:

      @JMO ever watch Perfect Strangers???
      _________
      Chile I loved Balki

      Do u remember Small Wonder? The son is homeless now

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      **SLIDES CHINGY OUT AND GETS HER PETTY PABLO ON** :waves: TAAAKE UR SHIRT AAWF!

    • KyCakes

      OutsidetheBox says:

      #ConfessionsOfAnOnTheFenceChristian

      Thats interesting. I have sex whenever I want and still consider myself “across the fence”..
      ——————————————————————-
      Girl, please..I’m on the fence with a lot…gettin azz, puffin lah, plotting on ways to kill my Sister…

      It’s not easy… :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ JMO….I’mma take a pic of it and send it to you later. :yes:

    • Bibi

      :lol: @OTB

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      OH YALL DONT ACT LIKE YALL AINT FEELING OUR OLDIES **SLIDES CHINGY IN THE CD PLAYER** RIIIGHT THUUUR! :danban:
      __________________________________________________

      :dance:

    • Iheart

      @Lakes, I sure don’t :nono: You giving us 80’s baby a bad name by classifying THAT shyt as a fukkin oldie :mad:

    • OutsidetheBox

      The funny thing is when you date and don’t have sex, men try much harder. IMO

      Agreed! Waddup Cali :hug:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Lakes… Now Petey I fukks with I be damned near making myself deaf blasting Freek-A-Leek @ the gym. :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      DIMPZ SHAIT I WAS 14 DID NOT KNOW WHAT A THONG WAS :rofl:

    • candibfly

      OHoney

      born-again (iono if it needs a hyphen but i can’t have it in the acronym) virgin club :yahoo:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      OHoney says:

      Fayla…..i ordered my whip back in January!!!! Where is it

      :rofl: girl it will be there tomorrow! :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      Choco :lol: i just odered it last week, I exaggerate sometimes.
      :ashamed:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ JMO….I’mma take a pic of it and send it to you later. :yes:
      ________________________________________________________________

      OMG :lol:

      Isn’t Perfect Strangers a movie? Balki sounds like weave… :think:

    • Iheart

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      **SLIDES CHINGY OUT AND GETS HER PETTY PABLO ON** TAAAKE UR SHIRT AAWF!

      __________________

      Please turn that off ma’am… My shirt was off in a few clubs when this was out :ashamed:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :hahaha: Honey u stoopit..January!

    • Usual Suspect

      @Dimpz – That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.

      You don’t know that you been having saltines, but ritz with peanut butter was available the whole time. :kona:

    • Iheart

      JMO says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ JMO….I’mma take a pic of it and send it to you later.
      ________________________________________________________________

      OMG

      Isn’t Perfect Strangers a movie? Balki sounds like weave…

      ________

      :smack:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Iheart says:

      @Lakes, I sure don’t :nono: You giving us 80?s baby a bad name by classifying THAT shyt as a fukkin oldie :mad:
      ___________________
      :rofl:

    • candibfly

      *a quote from fandice*

      i won’t say that i’m waiting til marriage but secruity around my vj will be tighter than fort knox :yes:

    • Bibi

      Usual Suspect says:

      @Dimpz – That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
      You don’t know that you been having saltines, but ritz with peanut butter was available the whole time.

      :dead:

    • candibfly

      iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be :(

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      @TY Vickiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! :lol:

      shoot what was the name of the show were the girl had magic powers and she would freeze time with her fingers? and her daddy lived in a ball??

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      **SLIDES IN RKELLY CLOSET NUMBER 13543135** :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      Oh *glances at the shirt*
      Thanks CandiB
      *lays the shirt accross my bed to protect it from the wet spots I create
      :ashamed:

    • Usual Suspect

      Ky – Is u the mofo in here that put nair in the lotion? :waiting:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      *across :oops:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Girl, please..I’m on the fence with a lot…gettin azz, puffin lah, plotting on ways to kill my Sister…

      It’s not easy…
      __________________
      :lol:

      The funny thing is when you date and don’t have sex, men try much harder. IMO
      ___________________
      Try harder to do what get some :shrugs: I see it differently if I want you I will have you I don’t need you to try hard to get me for what AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT 6 months later you finally hit and then what because I made you wait Im marriage material – I see it differently I didn’t have a problem getting proposed to

    • Bibi

      candibfly says:

      iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be

      :cosign: especially if u listen here :tea:

    • YSoSrs

      @CANDI

      :steviewonder: <—Cause you know he ain't really blind. No matter what his hair looks like.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      candibfly says:

      *a quote from fandice*

      i won’t say that i’m waiting til marriage but secruity around my vj will be tighter than fort knox :yes:
      __________________

      :cosign: but I am trying to wait till marriage, but that possibly want happen :no:

    • I Go There

      So what we talking about NOW

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      Isn’t Perfect Strangers a movie? Balki sounds like weave…

      _____________________________________

      :smack: you upside yo head

    • Iheart

      YSoSrs says:

      @CANDI

      :steviewonder: <—Cause you know he ain't really blind. No matter what his hair looks like.

      ____________

      :dead:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Lakes….What you gone play next, J-Kwon’s Tipsy? :rofl:

    • KyCakes

      candibfly says:

      iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be
      ——————————————————————-
      I wasn’t impressed with sex until I got that first O….

      Chhhiiiitttttttt….Bish turned into a fukkin junkie…That’s why my Son’s Dad is his Dad :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      @Frenchy

      :hugs: Thanks for your kind words on Twitter last night!

    • OutsidetheBox

      :lol: No I agree its not easy breaking “vices” but what I meant was you built the fence.

      I’m on the fence with a lot

      What if you decided you wouldnt offer so much “weight” to that stuff…??Not killing your sister tho (im pretty sure no matter how new age we get taday, God say “killing aint right” :lol: )..

      They say when you stop thinking about it/harping on it, it happens…so instead of planning, just letting it happen, especially if you believe in “by design”

    • Bibi

      :rofl: @Yso

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @Dimpz – That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
      _______________
      Sorry but bullchit – not true my **** isnt confused if she don’t like it she don’t like it…. and that concept only applies to females huh?

    • candibfly

      French KI$$E$ says:

      @TY Vickiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

      shoot what was the name of the show were the girl had magic powers and she would freeze time with her fingers? and her daddy lived in a ball??

      —————-

      i loved that show ‘Out of this World’ :lol:

    • Ty

      French KI$$E$ says:

      @TY Vickiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

      shoot what was the name of the show were the girl had magic powers and she would freeze time with her fingers? and her daddy lived in a ball??
      ______________
      :think: Damn it I know what u are talking about I need to stop :blunt: hold on let me see if I can find it :pc:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      OTB! :crying: y must i cry from missing u so MURCH? :crying:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Cali…I was 16. I wasn’t putting out like that. :no: I just knew dude was leaving me feeling like I was missing something.

    • OutsidetheBox

      iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be

      :yes: When I lost my virginity. I thought i was still a virgin for a long time. :( I was fukking pregnant.

    • Usual Suspect

      candibfly says:

      iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be

      ________
      U stooooooopid :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      has been a virgin since April 2012 :champ:

      losing it again July 2012 :champ:

    • Ty

      candibfly says:

      French KI$$E$ says:

      @TY Vickiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

      shoot what was the name of the show were the girl had magic powers and she would freeze time with her fingers? and her daddy lived in a ball??

      —————-

      i loved that show ‘Out of this World’
      _____________
      :yes: Damn we had some shyt back in the day

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      DIMPZ **TAKES TIPSY OUT** U SAW ME PUT IT IN HUH?? :ashamed:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ French…Out of this World. I think her name was Evie and her Pappy was an alien.

    • candibfly

      *cues IMx’s song ‘First Time’ to set the mood* :rofl:

    • Bibi

      OutsidetheBox says:

      iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be
      When I lost my virginity. I thought i was still a virgin for a long time. I was fukking pregnant.

      :dead:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Lakes….What you gone play next, J-Kwon’s Tipsy? :rofl:
      ________________________________________________________________

      Awww chit now!! :dance:

      *starts doing the robot at my desk*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      @candi

      :whistle:

      “would you like to swing on a star….” :lol:

    • candibfly

      why frenchie already got it planned out? :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      Fertile Myrtle :lol:

    • prynsexxx

      YSoSrs says:

      @CANDI

      :steviewonder: <—Cause you know he ain't really blind. No matter what his hair looks like.
      __________________________

      :nino: <——- really Stevie's last loc

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Aww Shaun! :lol: OMG, please check your phone, I gotta tell you sumthin!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      OutsidetheBox says:

      iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be

      :yes: When I lost my virginity. I thought i was still a virgin for a long time. :( I was fukking pregnant.
      ___________________________________________________________________

      :dead:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Lakes….What you gone play next, J-Kwon’s Tipsy? :rofl:

      :rofl:
      __________________
      oh FYI any orders with 8 oz placed from saturday 6/9 forward will ship out Friday. the new jars will arrive thursday :cheer:

    • I Go There

      Ohoney

      So whats the plan for this weekend?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      @CANDI yesssssssssssssssssss OUT OF THIS WORLD i use to :pray: to be like her

    • YSoSrs

      *sits in the innocent corner with my eyes covered and my ears full of the Lord’s Prayer*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      candibfly says:

      why frenchie already got it planned out? :lol:
      _________________________________________________

      Right! :hahaha:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :hug: @Fay tears of joy to help the rivers and springs rise back to the normal levels so me and my chirrens can go to the swimming holes (for free, unlike the $2 pools here)

      /runon sentence

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      I need a recap….where is KDub? :shrugs:

    • Usual Suspect

      Sorry but bullchit – not true my **** isnt confused if she don’t like it she don’t like it…. and that concept only applies to females huh?

      ___________
      And that’s my point THERE is nothing to compare to if you have only had sex with one person. A “well seasoned” puzzy…….well let’s just say it has infinity for certain things.

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      :yawn:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      prynsexxx says:

      YSoSrs says:

      @CANDI

      :steviewonder: <—Cause you know he ain't really blind. No matter what his hair looks like.
      __________________________

      :nino: <——- really Stevie's last loc

      :dead: :dead:

      i hatechall!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      :nino: <——- really Stevie's last loc
      _______________________________________

      :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      YSoSrs says:

      *sits in the innocent corner with my eyes covered and my ears full of the Lord’s Prayer*
      _____________

      :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      @FEFE :2dance: yes my love :hug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Fertile Myrtle

      That b!tch been cursing my lineage for ages…im for certain she is a great grand of mine :lol:

    • YSoSrs

      PRYN!! :dead:

      Don’t do him like that. He’s a legend and sht. Let him and his loc be great. :rofl:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      **PUSH PLAY ON CUPIT SHUFFLE** TOOO THE LEEFT! :danban1:

    • Iheart

      YSoSrs says:

      *sits in the innocent corner with my eyes covered and my ears full of the Lord’s Prayer*

      _____________

      Lies tols on SR :coffee:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Usual Suspect says:

      Sorry but bullchit – not true my **** isnt confused if she don’t like it she don’t like it…. and that concept only applies to females huh?

      ___________
      And that’s my point THERE is nothing to compare to if you have only had sex with one person. A “well seasoned” puzzy…….well let’s just say it has infinity for certain things.
      __________________

      I am loving your thoughts today Usual :trophy:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Cali….But, I wasn’t well seasoned and dude had me feeling like, is that it, where’s the rest of it?! :mad: :wail: Then he started buying toys and we kinda balanced but, :no: at him tryna do it on his own.

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      OutsidetheBox says:

      :hug: @Fay tears of joy to help the rivers and springs rise back to the normal levels so me and my chirrens can go to the swimming holes (for free, unlike the $2 pools here)

      /runon sentence

      :hahaha: have i tole u i lubs yew today? no? i do :yes: :heart:

    • OutsidetheBox

      really Stevie’s last loc

      :dead: My hatelove for Prynn remains skrong.

    • Ty

      prynsexxx says:

      YSoSrs says:

      @CANDI

      :steviewonder: <—Cause you know he ain't really blind. No matter what his hair looks like.
      __________________________

      <——- really Stevie's last loc
      _______________
      :rofl:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      And that’s my point THERE is nothing to compare to if you have only had sex with one person. A “well seasoned” puzzy…….well let’s just say it has infinity for certain things.
      ___________________
      Please leave this topic alone with me – we wont ever agree and what I have to say you wont like but Im glad you are you and IM PLEASED to BE ME!

      Well seasoned you are sooooo confused about what you are saying and you can not expect to know about me and mine!

    • Usual Suspect

      Looking for logoff, but I guess you just clse the browser. :coffee:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      **PUSH PLAY ON CUPIT SHUFFLE** TOOO THE LEEFT! :danban1:

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      :kona:

    • Bibi

      Wait Fefe :kona:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      :rolleyes: :yawn:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :cool:

    • Usual Suspect

      Choco – I don’t know about you puzzy, I was talking in general. I was talking about Megan Good….How do you think this is directed towards you? JEEZ

    • Bibi

      Hold on get lakes shuffling self :kona:

    • YSoSrs

      Oh my. :popcorn: ?

    • KyCakes

      OutsidetheBox says:

      No I agree its not easy breaking “vices” but what I meant was you built the fence.

      I’m on the fence with a lot

      What if you decided you wouldnt offer so much “weight” to that stuff…??Not killing your sister tho (im pretty sure no matter how new age we get taday, God say “killing aint right” )..

      They say when you stop thinking about it/harping on it, it happens…so instead of planning, just letting it happen, especially if you believe in “by design”
      ——————————————————————-
      Ok, so I ain’t gonna kill the bish, but, a girl can dream, cant’ she?

      Here’s the thing. Sometimes I wrestle with ‘what do I really believe?’
      In the instance of ‘by design’ I’ve seen my Mother dedicate her life to God and she STILL has not received the desires of her heart.. :shrug:

      So what?

      So what you’re saying is, is just let chit happen? :think:
      What a novel idea….

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      @CANDI & @JMO yes planned and ready to go!!!!!! :hump:

      IT’S GONNA BE THAT GOOD ISHHHHHHH! HAD TO LET GO OF THE JUMP OFF FOR A FEW MONTHS TO PREPARE FOR THIS ONE :hump:

    • candibfly

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Cali….But, I wasn’t well seasoned and dude had me feeling like, is that it, where’s the rest of it?!
      —————-

      lol, fandice’s first time she was like :blink: ummm :stop: i know this ain’t it, they did way more stuff in the romance novels, i know it’s supposed to last more than 38 seconds :waiting:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      @Bibi :rofl:

      :wail: I got a meeting in 30 mins….I wanna know what happened?????

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :hahaha:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Let him and his loc be great

      But SIS even you fonted “it” in the singular. :rofl: Its locS damnit :rofl: :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      :whistle:

      BASS DROP
      OH OH OH OH OH…
      You got a 100 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
      You got a 50 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
      You got a 20 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
      You got a 10 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
      Single ladies
      I can’t hear ya’ll
      Single ladies
      Make noise!
      Single ladies
      I can’t hear ya’ll
      Single ladies
      Make noise!
      All the chicken heads
      be quiet!
      All the chicken heads
      be quiet!
      All the chicken heads
      be quiet!

      :danban1: :danban:

    • I Go There

      That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
      ______________________________________

      Damn

      Umm…. Okay

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
      A beautiful day for a neighbor.
      Would you be mine?
      Could you be mine?…

      It’s a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
      A neighborly day for a beauty.
      Would you be mine?
      Could you be mine?…

      I’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
      I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

      So, let’s make the most of this beautiful day.
      Since we’re together we might as well say:
      Would you be mine?
      Could you be mine?
      Won’t you be my neighbor?
      Won’t you please,
      Won’t you please?
      Please won’t you be my neighbor?

      :whistle:

    • http://youtu.be/Yop62wQH498 Daddy Warbucks

      :popcorn:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Yall sit chall asses down :lol: Waddup Choc :lol:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Choco – I don’t know about you puzzy, I was talking in general. I was talking about Megan Good….How do you think this is directed towards you? JEEZ
      ______________
      Cuz you responded to me and even in general I don’t think you are correct because you can’t generalize…. its all good I hear where you are coming from loud and clear

    • Iheart

      :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
      ________
      :lol: who said this????

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I Go There says:

      That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
      ______________________________________

      Damn

      Umm…. Okay
      ______________________

      :rofl: :hahaha: :ghost:

    • Bibi

      :lol: @OTB :rofl:

    • candibfly

      :smack: not today

      @jmo lawd when that song comes on! ion never have the amounts in my wallet they talk about but i still be jammin :dance:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      I don’t know what this world’s gonna bring
      But I know one thing that this is the life for me
      Baby cause I’m a thug
      All day every day
      Baby cause I’m a thug
      Wouldn’t change for the world
      Uh huh cause I’m a thug
      That’s right you heard
      Baby cause I’m a thug
      Uh huh oh yeah

      [TRICK DADDY]
      (check it out)
      Could it be my baggy jeans
      Or my gold teeth
      That make me different from ya’ll
      Ain’t trippin dog
      But listen dog
      I’ve been raised a little different dog
      I’m just doing my thang
      These are my ghetto slangs
      And I’m representing thug ****
      This who I roll with
      Watch them niggas that’s gonna love this
      Niggas who out on bond
      On the run
      Got 10 years on parole
      Since you can’t say it dog I’ma say it for ya’ll
      Mother**** the po-po’s
      **** the judge and CEO’s
      **** the DA and PO’s
      **** the family of the victim
      Witness that’s snitchin ass hoes nigga

      :danban: YALL AINT ABOUT THIS LIFE YO!

    • prynsexxx

      :popcorn: :tea:

      :whistle:

      I feel
      like the girl
      at the bar
      who has been there too long
      can’t. stand. up.

      Can I get a RE-FILL

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Po Fandice. :lol:

      Dude HAD to know he was missing parts of his dyck though, how the hell you be 17 with a dyck pump? :wail:

      i couldn’t make this shyt up if I wanted to

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      :lol: @ OTB
      Chilllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Whew….
      I just don’t want to appear as though Im attacking her or her theory but I think it lacks a lot

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Wait, I thought we were partying, what the fugg happened :(

      …can’t have chit!! :cuss:

      *throws keyboard at my supervisor*

    • I Go There

      @Fe Fe

      I dont know

      but I must have missed a dousy

    • Usual Suspect

      Usual Suspect says:

      Sorry but bullchit – not true my **** isnt confused if she don’t like it she don’t like it…. and that concept only applies to females huh?

      ___________
      And that’s my point THERE is nothing to compare to if you have only had sex with one person. A “well seasoned” puzzy…….well let’s just say it has infinity for certain things.
      __________________

      I am loving your thoughts today Usual
      _________________

      Thanks Jeanie – Cause I don’t recall talking to one person in general.

      You got a 100 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
      You got a 50 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
      You got a 20 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
      You got a 10 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
      :danban1: :danban: :happy:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      WHO PUZZY CONFUSED :huh: W

    • YSoSrs

      SIS!! :cheer:

      I can see just like Stevie and I know A loc when I see it. :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      I remember i made a guy wait 4 years…..well we weren’t dating the entire 4 years but anywhoo, when it finally happened it lasted about 3 minutes. :blink: I think i made him wait too long

    • prynsexxx

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Let him and his loc be great

      But SIS even you fonted “it” in the singular. Its locS damnit
      _________________________

      :nono: It’s LOC…..now leave it be :mad:

      :nino: <——- skips off to find a comb

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Honey….I wanna cry for you bew. :hug:

    • Bibi

      :rofl: @Ohoney

    • candibfly

      OHoney :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/Yop62wQH498 Daddy Warbucks

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      Po Fandice.

      Dude HAD to know he was missing parts of his dyck though, how the hell you be 17 with a dyck pump?

      i couldn’t make this shyt up if I wanted to

      _________________________________________________________________________

      :chase: to the :kona: NOW! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      I Go There says:

      @Fe Fe

      I dont know

      but I must have missed a dousy

      __________

      :lol: IKR! No offense to whomever said it but ummm, yeah…if I only experienced one **** in my life—> :shootsself:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      @iGo I wanna do somethimg romantic, that’s just the mood I’m in.
      Can you accommodate those needs?

    • Usual Suspect

      I said it…
      That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.

      ________
      Of course I can generalize, it’s a blog not Toy R US Take Care

    • candibfly

      fandice has actually looked at the clock when it started and ended :crying:

      9:37 ===> 9:39

      why? :(

    • I Go There

      See If yall where white non of this shait would be happening

      :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Dream on bish :lol: Thats what dreams are for! I hit something so righteous at least once a week in my dreams. #satisfied

      So what you’re saying is, is just let chit happen?
      :yes: Going back to the saying, “if you wanna make God laugh, tell him YOUR plans.”

      I’ve seen my Mother dedicate her life to God and she STILL has not received the desires of her heart..

      I ponder that same sentiment…a lot..I try to keep it at the forefront of my mind, that through prayer and work, our wants SHOULD eventually mirror what God wants FOR us…and then I get lost agane and tap out. :no: :blunt:

      We gone figure this thang called life out tho sis!

    • KyCakes

      OHoney says:

      I remember i made a guy wait 4 years…..well we weren’t dating the entire 4 years but anywhoo, when it finally happened it lasted about 3 minutes. I think i made him wait too long
      ——————————————————————–
      :rofl:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      IKR! No offense to whomever said it but ummm, yeah…if I only experienced one **** in my life—> :shootsself:
      _________________________
      :coffee: Like for realz that makes you better or worse :shrugs:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
      A beautiful day for a neighbor.
      Would you be mine?
      Could you be mine?…

      It’s a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
      A neighborly day for a beauty.
      Would you be mine?
      Could you be mine?…

      I’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
      I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

      So, let’s make the most of this beautiful day.
      Since we’re together we might as well say:
      Would you be mine?
      Could you be mine?
      Won’t you be my neighbor?
      Won’t you please,
      Won’t you please?
      Please won’t you be my neighbor?
      _____________________________________________________________________

      Now where the hell is this from?? U fuggin up the oldies but goodies mood :waiting:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      Usual Suspect says:

      I said it…
      That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.

      ________
      Of course I can generalize, it’s a blog not Toy R US Take Care

      ____________

      :rofl: :rofl: :hugs: I :heart: you cali!

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      WHO PUZZY CONFUSED :huh: W
      _____________

      :rofl:

    • Bibi

      I Go There says:

      See If yall where white non of this shait would be happening

      :confused:

    • YSoSrs

      “You old confused **** bitch!” <—New insult coined here on SR.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ DW…..You gone :stop: tryna put Baby(me) in the :kona:

      :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      **ADDING CONFUSED PUZZY NEXT TO STUNT PUZZY AND GYPS PUZZY** YALL KEEP THEM COMING :rules: <<LIST

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      candibfly says:

      :smack: not today

      @jmo lawd when that song comes on! ion never have the amounts in my wallet they talk about but i still be jammin :dance:
      ____________________________________________________________________

      :rofl: … Thats one song you HAVE to dance to

    • KyCakes

      OutsidetheBox says:
      We gone figure this thang called life out tho sis!
      —————————————————————-
      I swear I lubs you :love: :hug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I can see just like Stevie and I know A loc when I see it

      :hahaha: :rodl: Girl I love you :rofl: You bolded it :dead:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      I think he was too anxious :crying:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      OHoney says:

      I remember i made a guy wait 4 years…..well we weren’t dating the entire 4 years but anywhoo, when it finally happened it lasted about 3 minutes. :blink: I think i made him wait too long

      :rofl:

      SERIOUS QUESTION!

      what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the :buttshake:

    • http://youtu.be/Yop62wQH498 Daddy Warbucks

      :whistle:

      And you ain’t gotta call me ya boo
      Just as bad as you wanna fuk
      I wanna fuk too

      No, No, No you ain’t gotta say to much
      From the look in your eyes
      I can tell you wanna fuk

      And you ain’t gotta call me ya boo
      Just as bad as you wanna fuk
      I wanna fuk too

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Of course I can generalize, it’s a blog not Toy R US Take Care
      ______________________
      TOYS R US huh for real tho Imma leave it cuz I don’t want to put it out there but you did mention TOYS R US I’ve been taking care! Keep on generalizing tho… your response sounded just like your generalization IMMATURE!

    • candibfly

      wasn’t one of the phrases heisman puzzy? :rofl:

      it was on this site right? i’m not crazy and making it up am i :waiting:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ JMO…..I was tryna stop the madness. :shrug:

      *Cues Lil Jon’s BiaBia* Jordan tore the shocks on his baby walker up to that song. :lol:

    • I Go There

      OHoney says:

      @iGo I wanna do somethimg romantic, that’s just the mood I’m in.
      Can you accommodate those needs?

      __________________________________________________

      Romantic huh? :thinking:

      I got it
      Ill get us a nice room
      at Chateau Elan and we have the Wine Tasting tour
      and get some massages… and we can feed each other fruit later that evening

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      YSoSrs says:

      “You old confused **** bitch!” <—New insult coined here on SR.

      :hahaha: LMAO!!!

    • prynsexxx

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      **ADDING CONFUSED PUZZY NEXT TO STUNT PUZZY AND GYPS PUZZY** YALL KEEP THEM COMING <<LIST
      ___________________

      don't forget Braille puzzay

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      :coffee:

    • candibfly

      as in nigs be doin the heisman on that puzzy :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      I Go There says:

      See If yall where white non of this shait would be happening

      :lol:
      _______________________________________________________________

      :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      What’s a Braille puzzy? Bumpy or didn’t see the dyck coming? :shrug:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      @Fay sits next to you Indian style :popcorn:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
      SERIOUS QUESTION!
      what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the :shakebutt:
      ___________________________________________________________
      Well, i didn’t make him wait per se, I really didn’t want to do the do until about 4 years later. He was always attractive to me I just didn’t view him like that. I should have kept thinking that way :mad:

    • Bibi

      Someone please explain Braille puzzay?? For the blind? :thinking:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ JMO…..I was tryna stop the madness. :shrug:

      *Cues Lil Jon’s BiaBia* Jordan tore the shocks on his baby walker up to that song. :lol:
      ____________________________________________________________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Of course I can generalize, it’s a blog not Toy R US Take Care

      :wail: :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      ACE! :yahoo: :kiss: :hug:

      Sup? :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      What’s a Braille puzzy? Bumpy or didn’t see the dyck coming?

      :shrugs:

      ___________

      :rofl:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      What’s a Braille puzzy? Bumpy or didn’t see the dyck coming?
      _______________________
      :lol: :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      YES iGO YES!!! ;yes:

    • I Go There

      SERIOUS QUESTION!

      what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the
      __________________________________________

      Longest Ive waited :thinking:

      maybe 4 months

      and that shait was awful
      she was fking Terrible
      I actually had to WAKE UP OUTTA MY DREAM CAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL IM WAITING THAT DAMN LONG

      :coffee:

    • OutsidetheBox

      See If yall where white non of this shait would be happening

      :lipssealed: :lol: :( We’d get a reality show if we were..

    • YSoSrs

      @YGO

      You and your white women. We gone let them have you like we let them have Taye Diggs and Tyrese. :coffee:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      BRAIL :dead:

    • candibfly

      *takes the keyboard away from fandice* :-|

      i think i missed the braille thing too :waiting:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      YSoSrs says:

      “You old confused **** bitch!” <—New insult coined here on SR.
      ____________________________________________________________________

      OMG :rofl: Did someone get called this?? :lol: … I can't with yall today :no:

    • prynsexxx

      Bumpy.

      I do believe our dearly departed CD coined that phrase.

      #weak

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      SERIOUS QUESTION!

      what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the :buttshake:

      ————————————————————————

      Anyone guilty of the The second question here should be illegal…with a maximum punishment of death by German porn….. :coffee:

    • Usual Suspect

      My story is “deep”, I’ve traveled the world and had the opportunity to have some different types of dycks. Some were long, some were short and stubby, some came too quick, some tossed and flipped and wore it out.

      Happy to say my MIN MIN has been “tried” and “tested”

      Thankful to DYCK I now call home

    • Bibi

      But wait really what yall mean by braille?? :lol:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :blink: @ 380 *takes a swig out the flask Candi keeps hidden in her bible.* :koolaid2:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      :newpost: is up…

    • I Go There

      YSoSrs says:

      @YGO

      You and your white women. We gone let them have you like we let them have Taye Diggs and Tyrese.
      ________________________________________

      you know I wouldnt choose a white woman over you Rubix

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      :yawn: :yawn:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

      Usual Suspect says:
      My story is “deep”, I’ve traveled the world and had the opportunity to have some different types of dycks. Some were long, some were short and stubby, some came too quick, some tossed and flipped and wore it out.
      Happy to say my MIN MIN has been “tried” and “tested”
      Thankful to DYCK I now call home
      ________________________________________________________
      We here at SR welcome you with open arms and zipped lips. We shall not pass judgement
      :gossip:
      :pc: <<<< me emailing the O and not the .

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      What’s German Porn?
      I miss CD! :wail:

    • I Go There

      OHoney says:

      YES iGO YES!!! :yes:
      ________________________

      Well Ill book the room

    • OutsidetheBox

      what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the

      Longest = 7 months and Yes.

    • http://youtu.be/Yop62wQH498 Daddy Warbucks

      I Go There says:

      SERIOUS QUESTION!

      what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the
      __________________________________________

      Longest Ive waited

      maybe 4 months

      and that shait was awful
      she was fking Terrible
      I actually had to WAKE UP OUTTA MY DREAM CAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL IM WAITING THAT DAMN LONG

      _________________________________________________________________________

      Nothing worse than waiting for some puss and that shait is garbage. Then you get the “why you don’t call me no more” text/call. followed by

      You aint shait
      You lucky you got it
      You couldn’t handle this anyway

      Blah, Blah, Blah

      If I told you the real reason your feelings would be hurt, and Daddy doesn’t do that. I might need your azz in the future. :tea:

      And I know some of you ladies can relate :tea:

      Now I have had some “I can’t beleive I’m smashing this bad chick, and she got that wet wet” moments.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Shaun….We not speaking today? :mad:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      SERIOUS QUESTION!

      what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the :buttshake:
      _________________________________________________

      :think:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Im charging it right now, @Kita! I couldnt even get it to turn on :lol:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      *points DW to the :kona: *

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      What’s German Porn?
      I miss CD! :wail:
      ——————————————————

      Babe…some questions you don’t want answers to….

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Shaun….Oh. Ok. I’m not ready to be unloved yet. :no:

      @ BooBear…You sure?!

      If this bish behind me don’t take her phone off of speaker! See, I can’t today, I’ve been her TOO damned long and they do dumbass shyt!

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      *points to YEW*

      You get a FUKK you, You get a FUKK you, You get a FUKK you, AND YES You get a FUKK you,

    • LolliepopLyfe

      I just want to say that this dam post right here has had me laughing out loud forreal and not giving a flying phuck either!Too funny!

    • prynsexxx

      @Bibi

      See #387

      Braille = herp/bumpy + raised

      #school is out for summa

      :nino: <——- somebody please make sure Stevie's loc doesn't touch the braille puzz and then touch his eyes

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      The ironic hypocrisy of it all

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      What’s German Porn
      SOUNDS NAWSTY HAIRY AND BIG.. :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      @OTB…

      Is that Whoopie or (yells)2 CHHHAAAIIINNNZZZ in your gravi?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      LolliepopLyfe says:

      I just want to say that this dam post right here has had me laughing out loud forreal and not giving a flying phuck either!Too funny!
      ________________________________________________________________

      :rofl:

    • Usual Suspect

      You know what CHOCO most of the time I think you can be cool! The convo was based on :offtopic: convo about Megan Goode.

      Every time someone/anyone says something about loose/gypsy/out date
      pu s s y, you most often get out of sorts.

      If you think I’m immature COOL :thumbups: I’m also goofy, silly and happy amoung other things.

      I think you are paranoid. This is a blog, where opinions are like aZZholes, everyone has one.

      If you read back through the conversations I was talking to DIMPZ…..

      @Dimpz – That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.

      You don’t know that you been having saltines, but ritz with peanut butter was available the whole time.

      Erryone thought it was funny and no one thought I was talking about you, when I JOKE with you I say your name and add a :smile: it ain’t that serious girl….

      You are always thinking someone is attacking you, the concept of only have sex with one person is BIBICAL BASED.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :no: @ 2Chainz

    • prynsexxx

      :popcorn:

    • OutsidetheBox

      2 CHHHAAAIIINNNZZZ &^%$#*(#&$^@^!! :cheer:

    • Bibi

      Thanks Prynn! :biggrin:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      OutsidetheBox says:

      what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the

      Longest = 7 months and Yes.

      mine was 6 and the other answer is YES. once. but the guy had sandpaper hands & it just wasn’t hannin! :coffee:

    • OutsidetheBox

      2 CHHHAAAIIINNNZZZ was almost your BIL while you up there shaking your head. :lol:

      I almost decked my girl for some of that 2 CHHHAAAIIINNNZZZ ..

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Erryone thought it was funny and no one thought I was talking about you, when I JOKE with you I say your name and add a it ain’t that serious girl….

      You are always thinking someone is attacking you, the concept of only have sex with one person is BIBICAL BASED.
      _____________________
      Look girl when you respond to me then yes I will address it its a simple as that – when you responded you mentioned seasoned puzzy now as fars as me getting out of sorts when folks mention my **** it’s natural I don’t give two fuks about the next chics puss… I dont ever feel under attack if that was the case I could’ve come off a lot stronger – I think that you put yourself in a position to state that waiting for one **** is great or biblical blah I dont care – others said they would just want one **** so whats your problem again? You made it seem like you know having one **** is the only way and making a man wait will get you a marriage proposal but then you say your puss has been tried and tested Im not in the mood and Im still kool!

    • candibfly

      :rolleyes: goodnight y’all

      :peace: peace in the middle east <—- 80s/90s lingo

    • OutsidetheBox

      Cali that was a nice synop. :)

      Attn: when yall got a pro’lem with me, let Cali write the note. TIA. :yes:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Why am I paranoid because I disagree with you perhaps you are paranoid and confused… I don’t know what the problem like you said this is a blog right soooooooooooooooooooooooo take care

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Shaun…But he looks like a preying mantis in that pic! :wail:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I swear if yall font “guhl” instead of girl it’ll be so much more urbane. #fancy

    • Bibi

      :lol: OTB just silly :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :hahaha: @Kita awww! I like the way he brushing it off in the pic. He is def. not ugly tho friend.

      I think that facial expression says “him” so loudly tho! :lol:

    • prynsexxx

      :rolleyes:

      OH LAWD make it stop! :wail:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ Shaun

      :whistle:

      Glass of wine
      Candlelight
      Music made for quiet times
      I’m feelin’ mellow
      I need my
      Sweetie pie
      Here to lay me out tonight
      I want it
      I want it
      But I can’t get it

      Take good care of me tonight

      At home
      I’m so alone
      I’m wishin’ you were here
      Baby tonight
      My bed is cold
      I’m wishin’ you were near
      Cause I’m in a sexy mood
      And only you can fill my needs
      I’ll lay here
      And take care of it
      ‘Til you come home to me

      Always sound sensuous
      Anytime we pillow talk
      Using such few words
      I get sensitive when you work
      It feels so good when it hurts
      Always want more and more
      And I know you can’t be here
      That usually don’t faze me
      I need you tonight
      Boy it’s drivin’ me crazy
      Yearnin’ inside
      With this burnin’ desire
      I want it
      I want it
      But I just can’t get it from you

      Take good care of me tonight

      At home
      I’m so alone
      I’m wishin’ you were here
      Baby tonight
      My bed is cold
      I’m wishin’ you were near
      Cause I’m in a sexy mood
      And only you can fill my needs
      I’ll lay here
      And take care of it
      ‘Til you come home to me

      Ah ah
      Take care of me
      Ah ah
      Fufill my needs
      Ah ah,
      Take care of me

      Take good care

      Ah ah
      Take care of me
      Ah ah
      Fufill my needs
      Ah ah
      Whatever you can be
      Ah ah
      I’ll take good care of me

      Take good care of me tonight

      At home
      I’m so alone
      I’m wishin’ you were here
      Baby tonight
      My bed is cold
      I’m wishin’ you were near
      Cause I’m in a sexy mood
      And only you can fill my needs
      I’ll lay here
      And take care of it
      ‘Til you come home to me

      [Repeat]

      Ah ah
      Take care of me
      Ah ah
      Fufill my needs
      Ah ah
      Take care of me

      Take good care

      Ah ah
      Take care of me
      Ah ah
      Fufill my needs
      Ah ah
      Whatever you can be
      Ah ah
      I’ll take care of me

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      [Rihanna]

      I know you’ve been hurt by someone else

      I can tell by the way you carry yourself.

      If you let me, here’s what I’ll do

      I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)

      I’ve loved and I’ve lost.

      [Drake: verse 1]
      I’ve asked about you and they’ve told me things

      but my mind didn’t change

      I still the feel the same

      what’s a life with no fun, please don’t be so ashamed

      I’ve had mine, you’ve had yours we both know, we know.

      They don’t get you like I will

      my only wish is I die real

      cause that truth hurts, and those lies heal

      and you can’t sleep thinking that he lies still

      so you cry still, tears all in the pillow case,

      big girls all get a little taste

      pushing me away so I give her space

      dealing with a heart that I didn’t break.

      I’ll be there for you, I will care for you

      I keep thinking you, just don’t know

      try to run from that, say you’re done with that

      on your face girl, it just don’t show.

      When you’re ready, just say you’re ready

      when all the baggage just ain’t as heavy

      and the parties over, just don’t forget me

      we’ll change the pace and we’ll just go slow.

      You won’t ever have to worry,

      you won’t ever have to hide,

      you’ve seen all my mistakes,

      so look me in my eyes.

      [Rihanna]
      ‘Cause if you let me, here’s what I’ll do

      I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)

      I’ve loved and i’ve lost.

      [Drake: verse 2]
      It’s my birthday, I’ll get high if I want to

      can’t deny that I want you, but I’ll lie if have to

      cause you don’t say you love me

      to your friends when they ask you

      even though we both know that you do (you do).

      One time, been in love one time

      you and all your girls in the club one time

      all so convinced that you’re following your heart

      cause your mind don’t control what it does sometimes.

      We all have our nights though, don’t be so ashamed

      I’ve had mine, you’ve had yours, we both know, we know.

      You hate being alone

      you ain’t the only one

      you hate the fact that you bought the dream

      and they sold you one

      you love your friends but somebody shoulda told you somin’,

      to save you, instead he said;

      don’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      tell me a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      I don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      If you’re hurt a-ha-ha-ha-ha.

      I won’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      tell you a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      you don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      if you’re true a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      don’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      tell me a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      I don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      If you’re hurt a-ha-ha-ha-ha.

      I won’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      tell you a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      you don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      if you’re true a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      [Rihanna]
      I know you’ve been hurt by someone else

      I can tell by the way you carry yourself

      if you let me, here’s what I’ll do

      I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)

      I’ve loved and I’ve lost.

    • OutsidetheBox

      BiBi I gotta keep laughter first. Otherwise :no:

      Everybody is better with a smiling OTB :lol:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Sorry Auntie….I REALLY meant to delete the link out the last post. :hug:

    • Usual Suspect

      I’m 40……

      Prior to getting married the 1st time….my values, STDS and HIV have changed my thought process about SEX. If folks have sex with 12 to 20 people a year that on them…..Folks need to do what creme their twinkie.

      Not having sex GAVE ME a piece of mind. BUT THAT’s me, Not sure if how that is passing judgment on anyone?

      Unfortunately I can’t help what your perception is…….

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the

      Longest = 7 months and Yes.

      mine was 6 and the other answer is YES. once. but the guy had sandpaper hands & it just wasn’t hannin! :coffee:
      ———————————————————————–

      You and OTB need to take this here Gun :shotsfired: and place it to your head and pull the trigger…

      YOU SHOULD NEVER …EVER EVER EVER…String a Nicca Along secretly knowing You aint opening the cookie box… EVER!!! :mad:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      [Rihanna]

      I know you’ve been hurt by someone else

      I can tell by the way you carry yourself.

      If you let me, here’s what I’ll do

      I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)

      I’ve loved and I’ve lost.

      [Drake: verse 1]
      I’ve asked about you and they’ve told me things

      but my mind didn’t change

      I still the feel the same

      what’s a life with no fun, please don’t be so ashamed

      I’ve had mine, you’ve had yours we both know, we know.

      They don’t get you like I will

      my only wish is I die real

      cause that truth hurts, and those lies heal

      and you can’t sleep thinking that he lies still

      so you cry still, tears all in the pillow case,

      big girls all get a little taste

      pushing me away so I give her space

      dealing with a heart that I didn’t break.

      I’ll be there for you, I will care for you

      I keep thinking you, just don’t know

      try to run from that, say you’re done with that

      on your face girl, it just don’t show.

      When you’re ready, just say you’re ready

      when all the baggage just ain’t as heavy

      and the parties over, just don’t forget me

      we’ll change the pace and we’ll just go slow.

      You won’t ever have to worry,

      you won’t ever have to hide,

      you’ve seen all my mistakes,

      so look me in my eyes.

      [Rihanna]
      ‘Cause if you let me, here’s what I’ll do

      I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)

      I’ve loved and i’ve lost.

      [Drake: verse 2]
      It’s my birthday, I’ll get high if I want to

      can’t deny that I want you, but I’ll lie if have to

      cause you don’t say you love me

      to your friends when they ask you

      even though we both know that you do (you do).

      One time, been in love one time

      you and all your girls in the club one time

      all so convinced that you’re following your heart

      cause your mind don’t control what it does sometimes.

      We all have our nights though, don’t be so ashamed

      I’ve had mine, you’ve had yours, we both know, we know.

      You hate being alone

      you ain’t the only one

      you hate the fact that you bought the dream

      and they sold you one

      you love your friends but somebody shoulda told you somin’,

      to save you, instead he said;

      don’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      tell me a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      I don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      If you’re hurt a-ha-ha-ha-ha.

      I won’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      tell you a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      you don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      if you’re true a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      don’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      tell me a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      I don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      If you’re hurt a-ha-ha-ha-ha.

      I won’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      tell you a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      you don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      if you’re true a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

      [Rihanna]
      I know you’ve been hurt by someone else

      I can tell by the way you carry yourself

      if you let me, here’s what I’ll do

      I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)

      I’ve loved and I’ve lost.

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :dead: @Ace

    • Usual Suspect

      I’m done with back and forth….I don’t feel attacked, I’m immunue to your going from 0 – 60, I find it humorious.

      I’m glad that Megan Goode stopped wearing them see through tights and she found a man that is willing to love her through her sorted past. That’s what love is about, not pointing fingers and bringing up ****t from the past.

      @OTB – anytime :wink:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :blink: but DAMB ACE! what about my chirren nem? :(

      just bc i wasnt finna let ole dude scratch my bawdy & **** up wit them edward sandpaper hands? :shrug: i didn’t know the WHOLE time. maybe just like the last 3 months :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      You get 2 maybe 3 paid dinners and entertainment from me….

      After that ..don’t be upset when you don’t hear from me…If you call with

      “Why haven’t you called me?”

      my response..

      “You ain’t trying to make nothing happen…”

      Better light a spark or somethin…i’m too old to be chasing without returns..we grown..strings are made to be cut…so you best get to sealing the deal… :coffee:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :lol: @ACe if the fewl wouldve killed hisself when the first girl didnt call back.. :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Fayla…..He didn’t mean that. He better not have! :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      :blink: but DAMB ACE! what about my chirren nem? :(
      ————————————————————————–

      That’s why we at my house…you aint got to bring me home to the kids before we get “somewhere”…Kids should be the final step…

    • Usual Suspect

      ACE, OTB, Fayla and Dimpz there at least 2 :newpost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      Usual Suspect says:

      ACE, OTB, Fayla and Dimpz there at least 2 :newpost:
      ———————————————————————–

      Anything good happenin in em? :coffee: we havin productive conversation…and chit…and you topics get lost when moving round..

    • OutsidetheBox

      We in the new post too. You jealous cause we got GYPZZY font huh?
      We SEASONED vets. Not new to this true to this. #STUNTfonting

    • Genia

      So Floyd, who is physically subperb and was in top fitness condition before going to jail…is now loosing his physique in less than 15 days? So how come my cousin went in and got big and buff as hell?

    • Usual Suspect

      OutsidetheBox says:

      We in the new post too. You jealous cause we got GYPZZY font huh?
      We SEASONED vets. Not new to this true to this. #STUNTfonting

      ______________
      Girl, do you know I let out a damn hell of a laughter, than goodness my office neighbors are gone for the evening.

    • pointhimout

      lol. yeah, he misses 50. boy i’d like to be a fly on the wall during those hot sweaty sessions when he returns home. mmm mmm mmm. warm heated night, recessed lighting, all topped off with a champagne bubble bath w/scented candles and white rose petals. PAN LEFT: Ray J singing One Wish. I CAN’T.

    • pointhimout

      hey Genia, im PHO. you got pics of said cousin, before but especially after? thanks love.

    • DaJazzyJazz1

      Aaaw poor baby isn’t getting enough calories in jail….Hello Floyd you are on punishment and yes you are supposed to be depressed…PUNK Get over it….Black Men do it all the time