Michael Jordan banished from a Miami Beach country club for violating their dress code

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan may be the greatest basketball player breathing, but he forgot that in certain parts of the country he’s just a black man wearing cargo pants.

The NY Post’s Page Six reports that Jordan ruffled feathers at the exclusive Miami Beach country club when he showed up on the putting green wearing cargo pants.

Club rules specifically state that gentleman (and their guests) must “be attired in a collared shirt and Bermuda shorts” while on the golf course, according to the Post.

But Jordan — like most narcissists — placed himself above the stalwarts of the country club and their petty rules. So when Jordan was offered the chance to go back to the clubhouse and change into a more suitable outfit, he politely declined.

The source added that Jordan, who was enjoying a round of golf with a club member, was repeatedly approached about his rules infringement, “but he played on anyway.”

Page Six’s source added that other members complained bitterly about Jordan breaking the rules. “He won’t be invited back,” said the source.

Page Six reached out to Jordan’s rep who scoffed: “We were not aware that he is not allowed to return to La Gorce. I guess it’s their loss — as MJ is a great golfer, and a great guest.”

Not to mention that Jordan’s annual fees was on par with the other privileged, high-rolling members of the stuffy club.

Jordan’s personal style has always been in question. As you can see from the photos below.

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan Scottie Pippen

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan

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    266 Responses to “Michael Jordan banished from a Miami Beach country club for violating their dress code”

    1. 1
      jealousCNenvy says:

      HE’S STILL #1 THOUGH!!

    2. 2
      Donna del Gatto says:

      Jordan’s personal style has always been in question. As you can see from the photos below.
      ____________

      :lol:

    3. 3
      Diva says:

      Those pics of Jordan :rofl: He could still get it! :hump:

    4. 4

      Michael Jordan is the greatest to ever do it! I wish more businesses would put their foot down to the likes of Nikki Minaj and the other foolish dresses crack pots

    5. 5
      VDot says:

      :rofl: at the evidence of his personal style.

    6. 6

      Roflmao at Jordan in the burnt up farted out pants!
      :rofl:

    7. 7
      Iheart says:

      So really it’s cause he’s black…

    8. 8
      Diva says:

      In the pic with the leather coat look like he has on overalls underneath!

    9. 9
      luVn_liFe... says:

      :eek:

    10. 10

      @SANDRA
      That old azz Ebony cover aint fair! People wore that chit back thenz

    11. 11
      Bella Master says:

      Wow…he needs someone to show him how to buy fitted jeans

    12. 12
      Gigi26 says:

      Michael can’t help that he dresses soulful :lol:

      But that club that booted just made asses of themselves cuz he can sure take his bidness and $$ elsewhere :shrugs:

    13. 13
      Gigi26 says:

      Mike prob still wears linen suits with the white slingback sandals :rofl:

      Ole soulful ass nucca!

    14. 14
      Bird says:

      I have a funny feeling Mike doesn’t give a damn.

    15. 15
      Diva says:

      Bella Master says:

      Wow…he needs someone to show him how to buy fitted jeans

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I’d love to show him…………..

    16. 16
      Iheart says:

      Gigi26 says:

      Mike prob still wears linen suits with the white slingback sandals

      Ole soulful ass nucca!

      _______________

      And some loud ass Stetson cologne!! :rofl:

    17. 17
      Diva says:

      Gigi26 says:

      Mike prob still wears linen suits with the white slingback sandals

      Ole soulful ass nucca!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Old nuccas think they be sharp as a tack dressed like ^^^^^^^ you can’t tell them otherwise….they will walk all night tryna be seen!

    18. 18
      KayCeiSoul says:

      Look at Scottie “Leather Totem Pole Face” Pippin. Wow.
      So this is how they go out?
      Mike always has dressed like a fonky sugar daddy that drives a souped-up van with a refrigerator in the back of it. :rolleyes:

      I am so unforgiving of him and his Jordan marketing. Baldheaded.

    19. 19
      Diva says:

      Iheart says:

      Gigi26 says:

      Mike prob still wears linen suits with the white slingback sandals

      Ole soulful ass nucca!

      _______________

      And some loud ass Stetson cologne!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :dead: at that funky azz Stetson cologne!

    20. 20
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Chille MJ Dont have two phucKs to give to these folks,I can assure you He isnt BANNED

    21. 21
      Buttercup says:

      I want MJ to be on SOMEBODY’S golf course though. He appears to have a little turch of jaundice and could use some sun.

    22. 22
      Donna del Gatto says:

      Mike always has dressed like a fonky sugar daddy that drives a souped-up van with a refrigerator in the back of it.
      _____________

      :wail: why must you POST?!

    23. 23
      GellySammich says:

      Baldheaded.
      ________
      :lol:

    24. 24
      Gigi26 says:

      And some loud ass Stetson cologne!!

      :ghost: LAWD :no: :rofl:

    25. 25
      MissHarlem says:

      Good thing about that is that he can take his money and business elsewhere. Are there any black owned country clubs? He might want to delve into that and start or be among the few (if there is a black owned country clubs) to have one. That way he can create his own rules and open to all so its not so “stuffy”

    26. 26
      missmiami says:

      :dead: at these comments

    27. 27
      Diva says:

      @KayCei, I read what you left for me downstairs :hahaha:

    28. 28
      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      :nono: Just like white men can’t jump… Black men don’t wear bermuda shawts….

    29. 29
      missmiami says:

      Reminds me of that movie with Big Boi. What was it :thinking:

    30. 30
      Diva says:

      Buttercup says:

      I want MJ to be on SOMEBODY’S golf course though. He appears to have a little turch of jaundice and could use some sun.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Some sun, that nucca already bunt up!!!! yes I said BUNT!

    31. 31
      Iheart says:

      @Diva And Gigi, Yall know IM telling the truth :rofl: They old asses be thanking they smelling the best with that stanking ass stuff on :nono:

    32. 32
      Diva says:

      missmiami says:

      Reminds me of that movie with Big Boi. What was it

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Who’s yo Caddy? A corny movie, but I loved it!

    33. 33
      Diva says:

      Iheart says:

      @Diva And Gigi, Yall know IM telling the truth They old asses be thanking they smelling the best with that stanking ass stuff on

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      That shyt would literally give me a headache. That was really some skunk water!

    34. 34
      KayCeiSoul says:

      Good @ Diva! Don’t you EVAHHHH thank I left you out!
      I gots to keep you right here next to me. I’ma need to hit that liquor cabinet after the delivery.

    35. 35
      coco creamy says:

      so they just gone stand their with they Yt Trophies huh :coffee: i aint mad :lol:

    36. 36
      GellySammich says:

      KayCei this your first?

    37. 37
      MissHarlem says:

      DIVA I really liked that movie :lol:

    38. 38
      Diva says:

      KayCeiSoul says:

      Good @ Diva! Don’t you EVAHHHH thank I left you out!
      I gots to keep you right here next to me. I’ma need to hit that liquor cabinet after the delivery.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :shakebutt: :hug: oh we gone CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!

    39. 39
      Gigi26 says:

      This dude Mike got on a turtleneck with some long wide ass cargo pants :rofl: I can’t yo..I swear he still stuck in 1993

    40. 40
      Donna del Gatto says:

      @creamy

      I noticed that too…they CHEESING like they won the $550 mil Powerball…

    41. 41
      Diva says:

      MissHarlem says:

      DIVA I really liked that movie

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I laughed my azz off…those golf carts were ridiculous right?

    42. 42
      KayCeiSoul says:

      @ Gelly – that is what I call EVERY man that has pissed me off under my breath as I walk away. Even my PawPaw and I LUBS me some PawPaw.
      I roll my eyes and be like “Baldheaded!”
      Doesn’t matter whether they have hair or not. Eventually the moonroof is coming. :coffee:

    43. 43
      Diva says:

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      Just like white men can’t jump… Black men don’t wear bermuda shawts….

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :cosign:

    44. 44
      MissHarlem says:

      DIVA :rofl: yesss they were. How bout Faizon farting on the green

    45. 45
      West Coast Chick says:

      who that babe in the “Mom jeans” ???????? Deandra Jackson- :hahaha:

    46. 46
      prynsexxx says:

      Michael Jordan may be the greatest basketball player breathing
      _________________________

      But you’s still a nigra!

      Everybody wanna be a nigg@, but don’t nobody wanna be a nigg@. ~Paul Mooney

    47. 47
      mzwhang90210 says:

      Michael Jordan may be the greatest basketball player breathing, but he forgot that in certain parts of the country he’s just a black man wearing cargo pants.
      _____
      *adds Jordan to the list of Black folks who think $$/fame makes them immune to racisim*
      Tiger Woods
      OJ Simpson
      The Carters
      etc

      :coffee:

    48. 48
      KayCeiSoul says:

      @ Gelly – nope. I have 2 boys, well, young menz. :-)

    49. 49
      Diva says:

      MissHarlem says:

      DIVA yesss they were. How bout Faizon farting on the green

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Gurl BIG WORM is funny as hell with his no neck self! Didn’t he lift up his leg to Fart? HIL-LARI-OUS

    50. 50
      Iheart says:

      mzwhang90210 says:

      Michael Jordan may be the greatest basketball player breathing, but he forgot that in certain parts of the country he’s just a black man wearing cargo pants.
      _____
      *adds Jordan to the list of Black folks who think $$/fame makes them immune to racisim*
      Tiger Woods
      OJ Simpson
      The Carters

      _______________

      OJ aint got no money :nono:

    51. 51
      mzwhang90210 says:

      @Sandra…ya boy Tyler is in the spotlight again!

      ____________________________________________
      Tyler Perry, who has made quite a career out of dressing as a feisty older woman named Madea, occasionally makes other movies, and his film “Good Deeds”–which came out earlier this year–is now the subject of a lawsuit.

      Author Terri Donald, who also writes under the name TLO Red’ness, has filed a lawsuit against Perry claiming that he took the plot of his film from her book “Bad Apples Can Be Good Fruit”, which was published in 2007. The story focuses on a single mother who has fallen on hard times and stars Perry and Thandie Newton and brought in $35 million at the box office. Donald is asking for $225,000 in damages and is also requesting that Perry’s production company give a full account of the film’s revenues.

      Donald says she sent the production company a copy of the book well before the movie was made, and wants her name–as well as the title of her book–added to the credits.

      At least one entertainment site has acknowledged the similarities between Perry’s movie and the book, but says that while the book focuses on the female character’s point of view, the film takes a look at her love interest’s side of things. Still, that may not be enough to help Perry in court.

      Neither party has commented on the lawsuit as yet.

    52. 52
      Diva says:

      mzwhang90210 says:

      Michael Jordan may be the greatest basketball player breathing, but he forgot that in certain parts of the country he’s just a black man wearing cargo pants.
      _____
      *adds Jordan to the list of Black folks who think $$/fame makes them immune to racisim*
      Tiger Woods
      OJ Simpson
      The Carters
      etc (Okra)

      ———————–

      lets add Okra to that list!

    53. 53
      SOTHERNGRL says:

      I don’t know if this was discussed but in reference to the morning heartbreak downstairs; is it now cool to walk around looking like a hooker looking for a pimp.

    54. 54
      Iheart says:

      <—– Has never found Michael Jordan attractive..

    55. 55
      mzwhang90210 says:

      :wave: Iheart
      Ur right…I meant when OJ did have $$.

      :hahaha: @ ur gravi…that baby is ret-ta go!

    56. 56
      SassySandra says:

      MJ could buy that country club! What the hell does he care!! :rofl:

    57. 57
      Diva says:

      Iheart says:

      <—– Has never found Michael Jordan attractive..

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      He is not really attractive, but it is something about his baldhead in a sense to me.

    58. 58
      iWhip says:

      :rofl: @the fashion collage

      good afternoon SR & ROSES! :waves: <—MJ's $ that aint make him exempt from the rules of the country club

    59. 59
      Apparition says:

      Mike’s competetive nature is legendary. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s already started planning to build his own course right next door.

    60. 60
      GellySammich says:

      *sits in Fayla’s lap Santa style* I wish for some cleaning conditioner so I don’t hafta keep giving the white people at Wen my money
      #pleaseandthankyou

    61. 61
      GellySammich says:

      cleansing

    62. 62
      MissHarlem says:

      DIVA he sure did after he chucked down that whole bottle of Corona :rofl:

    63. 63
      iWhip says:

      <—USED to have :hump: dreams about Mike :ashamed:

      he was good to me too :tea:

    64. 64
      Keesh says:

      I mean he is Jordan but again he is Black…yes I capatilized it! I guess he learned this day..Then again Im sure he dont give a damn

      My son wanted some Jordans that were $200.00 and this is cray cause he usually doesnt like Jordans but he is the tight pants addidas wearing kid. I dont know what happened but I politely pulled my phone out and asked him to hit MJ up on facebook to see if he can get a pair on credit. He never responded so he never got those Js… he was happy walking out of the mall with some addidas a matching hat and shirt all under $200.00 MJordan is crazy azz hell!!

    65. 65
      iWhip says:

      Gelly!! :lol: i am so working on this ma’am & cannot WAIT :dance:

      how u dewin?

    66. 66
      MissHarlem says:

      MZWHANG in reference to the similiar stories the saying “there is nothing new under the sun” comes to mind

      FAYLA :hug: hey hun

    67. 67
      iWhip says:

      Iheart :rofl: gth fa dat gravi ma! :hug:

      HARLEM :danban: <—dutty wine
      sup bew?

    68. 68
      GellySammich says:

      hungry but fine otherwise… just waiting on these millions to roll in so I can save the world and have some fun
      How close are we to getting that done? My head itchin ret nah! *Bey weave pat*

    69. 69
      Iheart says:

      Diva says:

      Iheart says:

      <—– Has never found Michael Jordan attractive..

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      He is not really attractive, but it is something about his baldhead in a sense to me.

      ______________

      I'm not really a fan of the bald head either :shrugs: Now a man with a fresh cute and line up :ghost: :hump:

    70. 70
      rozb says:

      @SOTHERNGRL: I thought I was the only one that looked at her sideways. I know Morning Glories are trying like everyone else, but somebody needs new people. I’m just sayin’… :whistle:

    71. 71
      Iheart says:

      iWhip says:

      <—USED to have dreams about Mike

      he was good to me too
      ____________

      Had a :hump: dream about Mike Vick and baaayyyybayyy..

    72. 72
      GellySammich says:

      Ooohhh so you like his fade on that Ebony cover huh Iheart
      :D

    73. 73
      iWhip says:

      we are at least 6 months out Gelly. & then i will start sending it out for testing. same for the holding serum :grill:

    74. 74
      mzwhang90210 says:

      :wave:
      MissHarlem
      FayFayyyyyyy…how is Granny C? Did u get a new job?

    75. 75
      Ty says:

      I got nothing for Jordan but I will give a :trophy: to Juanita

      Just finished reading the MG comments yall are a mess :rofl:

    76. 76
      Ty says:

      I got nothing for Jordan but I will give a :trophy: to Juanita

      Just finished reading the MG comments yall are a mess :rofl:

    77. 77
      iWhip says:

      i need to go buy a powerball ticket tho :yes:

      Hey Rozzz!! :waves:

    78. 78
      GellySammich says:

      :moonwalk:

    79. 79
      Iheart says:

      @Gelly, Heyul nawl :stop: I said a fade, not balding :nono:

    80. 80
      mzwhang90210 says:

      Gigi26 says: Mike prob still wears linen suits with the white slingback sandals…Ole soulful ass nucca!
      _______________________________
      this woman said “slingback sandals!!”
      :dead:

    81. 81
      Ty says:

      Jordan’s personal style has always been in question. As you can see from the photos below.
      ___________
      Were u talking about his outfits or the Beckys :shrug:

    82. 82
      GellySammich says:

      Iheart says:

      @Gelly, Heyul nawl :stop: I said a fade, not balding :nono:
      _________
      :lol:

    83. 83
      MissHarlem says:

      FAYLA nada just waiting to punch out on this here plantation clock. Ummm have you ever answered my inquiry from a year ago on vanilla/lavender infusion

    84. 84
      iWhip says:

      Whangdang!! :yahoo:

      hell nawl! THIS will be my last job, the only person i will be working for after this is me :grill:

      granny ready to quit doe. MF treating her so bad! :(

    85. 85
      SassySandra says:

      But that Morning Glory… :tape: :lipssealed: :no: :scared:

    86. 86
      mzwhang90210 says:

      @Divurrr
      FIERCE in that gravi :happy:

    87. 87
      Iheart says:

      Am i the only one who at first glance that that was Michael Jackson on the ebony cover with MJ? :blink:

    88. 88
      mzwhang90210 says:

      Whangdang!! hell nawl! THIS will be my last job, the only person i will be working for after this is me

      granny ready to quit doe. MF treating her so bad!
      ______________________
      Oh ok..gotcha!!

    89. 89
      Iheart says:

      Heeeyyy Fay :waves: :danban:

    90. 90
      Ty says:

      Somebody hit the Mega Millions last night for $49 mil in Thomason GA is that near Americus :shrug:

    91. 91
      mzwhang90210 says:

      Iheart says: Am i the only one who at first glance that that was Michael Jackson on the ebony cover with MJ?
      ____________________________

      :chase:

    92. 92
      hell_on_heels says:

      As reflected in these pictures, Michael has NEVER been known to dress to the nines (so to speak). That picture with him and Scottie and their “Becky’s” makes me want to slap the fu&k out of the both of them!

    93. 93

      Am i the only one who at first glance that that was Michael Jackson on the ebony cover with MJ?
      ______________________

      roflmao!

    94. 94
      Diva says:

      mzwhang90210 says:

      @Divurrr
      FIERCE in that gravi
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :hug: why thank you hunni!

      :wave: Hey MsFAYFAY!

    95. 95
      Buttercup says:

      Diva says:

      Buttercup says:

      I want MJ to be on SOMEBODY’S golf course though. He appears to have a little turch of jaundice and could use some sun.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Some sun, that nucca already bunt up!!!! yes I said BUNT!

      ===========================

      Awww Diva, I like to get a little bronzed. Maybe Mike does too. :rofl:

    96. 96

      As reflected in these pictures, Michael has NEVER been known to dress to the nines (so to speak). That picture with him and Scottie and their “Becky’s” makes me want to slap the fu&k out of the both of them!
      _____________

      :blink:
      Now we both know aint nair sister want Scottie Pippen’s ugly azz. His wife aint a Becky either.

      And Jordan was robbed blind by a sister!! Thats why they look so happy in that pic! Finally got some women that love them for THEM!

    97. 97
      Diva says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      Am i the only one who at first glance that that was Michael Jackson on the ebony cover with MJ?
      ______________________

      roflmao!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I scrolled back up to look! Juanita does look like the light-skinned MJ a lil bit! giggling like Keesh

    98. 98
      Diva says:

      Buttercup says:

      Diva says:

      Buttercup says:

      I want MJ to be on SOMEBODY’S golf course though. He appears to have a little turch of jaundice and could use some sun.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Some sun, that nucca already bunt up!!!! yes I said BUNT!

      ===========================

      Awww Diva, I like to get a little bronzed. Maybe Mike does too.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      :rofl: umkay Bronzed!!!!! in that first pic all you see is his clothes :kona:

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      Bad Influence says:

      NO NO NONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Deandra Jackson WHAT IN THE HUSTLE HARD FACE HELL!!!!!! ???

      I know I’m late but somebody is finna type 2 me bout this shyt. I’m just angered that she wants 2 model with that body…

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Deandra Jackson NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      oh hey everybody :waves:

    100. 100
      Buttercup says:

      Iheart says:

      Am i the only one who at first glance that that was Michael Jackson on the ebony cover with MJ? :blink:

      =================

      :no:

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      KayCeiSoul says:

      Now we both know aint nair sister want Scottie Pippen’s ugly azz.

      ***************************************

      Let the church say amen. :coffee:

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      Keesh says:

      Im going to play that damn lottery and if I hit…… Im going to buy up allll the lacefront wigs and eyelashes and hide them!!!

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      :rofl: K First he’s a dumb azz mule! Like really you are aware of such an ELITE :sarcasm: Country Club policies but your black dumb azz wanna show the fuk out and is looking dumb while doing it- Riddle me this if everyone else in the club can adhere to club policies :wtf: is your problem?

    104. 104
      Diva says:

      :wave: hey your Badnesssssssssssssssss! How is you today?

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      Ty says:

      And Jordan was robbed blind by a sister!!
      __________
      Lies told on SR :nono: Dont send for Juanita cause she had her shyt together. That heffa had that case so sewed up Mike couldn’t do anything but cut her check $170 mil. check

      She even had dna samples from some of the condoms he used :nono:

    106. 106
      Bad Influence says:

      does this bish have a pot belly in the 1st pic? :huh:

      she is shaped like ET…ya know the scene when he had the cold and he was rocking the open bathrobe?? mhm thats who she is shaped like…

      *going back to gawk at these pictures again*

    107. 107
      iWhip says:

      HARLEM

      :rofl: hell nawl i forgot ALL about thurr :smoke: i’ll c what i can do. i’ve got a pretty good nose when it comes to blends, i’ll keep u posted but if yeen hear nuffin in like 2 weeks u betta text meh! :grill:

    108. 108
      KayCeiSoul says:

      Hey Bad! :waves:

      I can’t say nothing…Deandreolus got some black salve after me.

      :tape:

      I will say this though… My big sister lives in Covington, TN. She is shaped just like MG. They don’t eat much, but will kill a keg or some corn liquor in record time. Hence “the belly”. :yes:

    109. 109
      Ty says:

      NO NO NONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Deandra Jackson WHAT IN THE HUSTLE HARD FACE HELL!!!!!! ???

      I know I’m late but somebody is finna type 2 me bout this shyt. I’m just angered that she wants 2 model with that body…
      ___________
      :nono: U need to go read how they dragged her downstairs :crying:

    110. 110
      Bad Influence says:

      hello Diva’bew :waves: im distraught :crying:

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      Diva says:

      Ty says:

      And Jordan was robbed blind by a sister!!
      __________
      Lies told on SR Dont send for Juanita cause she had her shyt together. That heffa had that case so sewed up Mike couldn’t do anything but cut her check $170 mil. check

      She even had dna samples from some of the condoms he used

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      He thought he was the player but that ninja got played! :applause: for Juanita!

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      GellySammich says:

      Hey HisBad!

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      mzwhang90210 says:

      Diva says: umkay Bronzed!!!!! in that first pic all you see is his clothes
      _____________________

      And why did I scroll back up to luck and let out a loud cackle???
      :dead:

    114. 114
      Buttercup says:

      Iheart says:

      Am i the only one who at first glance that that was Michael Jackson on the ebony cover with MJ? :blink:

      ======================

      :casket: <— with my pink slippers on and feet crossed like Bud Solucumb's in Kingdom Come.

    115. 115
      Gigi26 says:

      Umm Man :stop:

      Michael was cheating on Juanita with the yt bytches damn near that whole marriage! She had the proof, had that nigga’s kids and was taking care of home and he tried to do her like she wasn’t shyt so she deserved every damn penny she got :yes: :tea:

      Now Scottie, :tea: that Marabelle can have him. Ole slow mule looking ass :lol:

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      Ummm MsDiva, why am I seeing you and not the Grand? :mad:

      Hmmmp You know what time it is! :mad:

      :hahaha:

      =====
      On topic, He built this big ole house on Madison St :tea: #thatisall

    118. 118
      Diva says:

      Bad Influence says:

      hello Diva’bew im distraught

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      The morning glory that wasn’t got you all distraught bew! girl Deandra betta quit playing and get her a real j-o-b!

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      Ummm Sandra tis the season of giving huh! Cuz you really disturbing your audience and loyal fans with flannel glory!

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      renegadesince1985 says:

      :crying: You didn’t have to do MJ like that…. Somebody nominate him for “What Not to Wear.”

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      Gigi26 says:

      she is shaped like ET…ya know the scene when he had the cold and he was rocking the open bathrobe?? mhm thats who she is shaped like…

      :dead: You talking bout the one where she got the squirrel vest on?

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      Bad Influence says:

      Kaycei and Ty :hug: s im too fugged up in the game after logging on and seeing that river cricket… :no:

      the struggle called Deandra Jackson is SO REAL…that weave….those stockings…those sad lil drunk shorts :crying:

      im not gonna be right all day…that ragamuffin is all i plan 2 talk/type about :yes:

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      GellySammich says:

      ain’t nobody drag her Ty… people just pointed out she had on a onesie, a hamster fur vest and her weave was made of hog whiskers :shrugs:

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      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Ummm MsDiva, why am I seeing you and not the Grand?

      Hmmmp You know what time it is!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      You ain't see him yestaday and earlier gal? Oh so you ain't wanna see me huh? :smack:

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      Sooo many topics up in this piece, IONO which one to choose :rofl:

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      Wait the pic with the mens and their ghost face has me like what an imcompatible looking pair/pear!

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      Diva says:

      GellySammich says:

      ain’t nobody drag her Ty… people just pointed out she had on a onesie, a hamster fur vest and her weave was made of hog whiskers

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      this guhl say hog whiskers! :chase: gone now log off rhet now!

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      iWhip says:

      DIVAAAA!! :waves: hey guhl, that color looks great on ya!

      HIS :2dance: <—me dancin yo azz the fck AWN for post #98

      KayKay!!! :crying: y must u ignore me bew?? the baby dont like meh??

      TY & Choco :hug: sup chicas?

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      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Ummm MsDiva, why am I seeing you and not the Grand?

      Hmmmp You know what time it is!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      You ain't see him yestaday and earlier gal? Oh so you ain't wanna see me huh? :smack:

      :yes: I saw him yesterday :D But I wanna see him today too :eek:
      I see you though :lol:

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      hell_on_heels says:

      KayCeiSoul says:

      Look at Scottie “Leather Totem Pole Face” Pippin. Wow.

      ______________________________________________________________________

      I’m at work and I just spit out my drink onto my desk….DYING LAUGHING!!! :rofl:

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      Bad Influence says:

      Renegadeeeeeeeeeeee u purdii thang yew :hug:

      Gigi :crying: that girl has ruined me 2day :rofl:

      @Diva, why is the skin on her face so rough?!!! :blink:

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      Diva says:

      Buttercup says:

      Iheart says:

      Am i the only one who at first glance that that was Michael Jackson on the ebony cover with MJ?

      ======================

      <— with my pink slippers on and feet crossed like Bud Solucumb's in Kingdom Come.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^this right here made me pee in my panties a little! get

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      Bad Influence says:

      GellySammich says:

      ain’t nobody drag her Ty… people just pointed out she had on a onesie, a hamster fur vest and her weave was made of hog

      :crying: :crying: :crying:

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      Oh & MsDiva, I said he was a cutie patootie last night :wink:

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      Diva says:

      Bad Influence says:

      Renegadeeeeeeeeeeee u purdii thang yew

      Gigi that girl has ruined me 2day

      @Diva, why is the skin on her face so rough?!!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      cause she allergic to the hog whisker weave! It rubbing against her face and all :rofl:

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      Miany says:

      Maybe I’m skimming through the comments and missed a comment but…NO ONE HERE noticed the gaudy Jordan bag he carries his golf clubs in??? WTF!!!! BOUGHETTO at it’s finest.

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      Yall all spitting and peeing on here and ish :rofl:

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      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Oh & MsDiva, I said he was a cutie patootie last night
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Thanks love!!!!!!! :hug:

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      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Ummm MsDiva, why am I seeing you and not the Grand?

      Hmmmp You know what time it is!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      You ain't see him yestaday and earlier gal? Oh so you ain't wanna see me huh?

      I saw him yesterday But I wanna see him today too
      I see you though

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I'll see what I can do just for YOU!!!!!

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      GellySammich says:

      Miany says:

      Maybe I’m skimming through the comments and missed a comment but…NO ONE HERE noticed the gaudy Jordan bag he carries his golf clubs in??? WTF!!!! BOUGHETTO at it’s finest.
      ____________
      No Miany I did not even notice he had fuggin self portraits all over his golf bag :lol:

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      Ok, but do it soon or after 5pm cst :huh: #aintlyingcantseeshattduringworktime

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      :hugs: @ Diva I cant see new gravi’s but I heard you are harboring an adorable fatty cheeks!

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      Boygah :2dance: Getcho tail in here and shake something :rofl:

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      SOTHERNGRL says:

      @HIS I came in late also on the morning mess downbottom and I just cant get over her whole look. I mean every picture just screams to me HOOKER
      AZZ HO. I’m sorry…..but not really.

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      Bad Influence says:

      Loyal reader Deandra writes:

      Hello Ms.Rose,
      My name is Deandra Jackson. I am from the very small town of Americus, Ga! Im a aspiring model, & I would love to be considered for your Morning Glory post! My photographer/stylist/hair/makeup artist is Julisa Hughes, also from Americus, Ga! Lets put Americus on the map!

      NO BTCH! YOU look like Kevin Garnett with a rough weave hoe! and that vest made out of ALL of Donald trumps old hair pieces and the forever 21 pumps…u know what Deandra?? BTCH U COULDNT DO ONE (OR 409) CRUNCHES??? :ghost:

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      I like the MW’s smile, but DAMN :smack:

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      coco creamy says:

      I just notice that the MG got them jean shorts all up her back like she hiding half her vertebrae… :kona:

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      Ty says:

      ain’t nobody drag her Ty… people just pointed out she had on a onesie, a hamster fur vest and her weave was made of hog whiskers
      ____________
      :crying: hog whiskers ran over 12 times by a John Deere *goes back down to see who fonted that shyt*

      Yall are crazy az hell :rofl:

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      Bad Influence says:

      @Sothern, that tragedy has fugged my focus up 4 today. imma need sandra to move the heffa over 2 the next page because as long i see her on the 1st page, im gna font bout her….

      i know she drinks mad dog with breakfast…i know she does..

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      I just saw all the other pics, soooo :whistle:

      SR is sitting back :pc: looking at us! That’s probably an enemy of hers and she thought “Hmmm, I’ll fix that bish. Roses Mount Up” :lol:

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      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Ok, but do it soon or after 5pm cst #aintlyingcantseeshattduringworktime

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Ok ma I gotchu!!!!!
      :wave: Hey MsChoco, yeah that gb of mine is getting chubby and has chubby cheeks for day!

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      mzwhang90210 says:

      :karate: :hug:

      :wave:
      Chocoooooooo
      Badda Boommmm

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      Diva says:

      Bad Influence says:

      @Sothern, that tragedy has fugged my focus up 4 today. imma need sandra to move the heffa over 2 the next page because as long i see her on the 1st page, im gna font bout her….

      i know she drinks mad dog with breakfast…i know she does..

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^if you don’t get yo azz in the :kona: @mad dog with breakfast :dead:

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      Ty says:

      :wave: to all that I missed

      *trying to catch up*

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      GellySammich says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      I like the MW’s smile, but DAMN :smack:
      _____________
      You called her ass morning wood though :rofl:

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      mzwhang90210 says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says: I just saw all the other pics, soooo

      SR is sitting back looking at us! That’s probably an enemy of hers and she thought “Hmmm, I’ll fix that bish. Roses Mount Up”
      ______________________________________

      :ghost:

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      Gigi26 says:

      NO BTCH! YOU look like Kevin Garnett with a rough weave hoe! and that vest made out of ALL of Donald trumps old hair pieces and the forever 21 pumps…u
      ———————–
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :dead:

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      Bad Influence says:

      OMG Brooke dun kissed her sisters husband…that slut!! Stephanie aint been dead but 15 mins :crying:

      oh im the only one who watches Bold and Beautiful? :kona:

      so what??
      hmph

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      Gigi26 says:

      i know she drinks mad dog with breakfast…i know she does

      I CANT LEAVE! :ghost:

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      Diva says:

      What up Ty?

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      Chocoooooooo
      Badda Boommmm
      ________________
      :waves: :wink: :thumbsup:

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      Diva says:

      Bad Influence says:

      OMG Brooke dun kissed her sisters husband…that slut!! Stephanie aint been dead but 15 mins

      oh im the only one who watches Bold and Beautiful?

      so what??
      hmph

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I think so :rofl: but shyt ain’t that the only soap on now?

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      It aint Mad DOG for those at my beer wine store it’s either 20/20 or Blue – Damn :grin:

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      Bad Influence says:

      i imagine Deandra has a reallyyyyy deep voice and that her breath reeks of menthol, pork hot dogs and precum…

      :kona:

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      Ty says:

      coco creamy says:

      I just notice that the MG got them jean shorts all up her back like she hiding half her vertebrae
      __________
      She cut off the jeans Jessica Simpson was wearing up to her chin a few years ago :rofl:

      Phuckin :dead: @ his and the vest made from Trumps hair pieces :crying:

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      KayCeiSoul says:

      KayKay!!! y must u ignore me bew?? the baby dont like meh??

      ****************************

      Hey my Fay-Boo! :kiss:

      I am so captivated by the LANDS page on FB that I forget to acknowledge you here. :hug:
      Charge it to my head and not my heart. :heart:

      *whispers* Did you see the MG? SHE needs some Whip for that cornsilk/hogwhisker/monkeypaw piano blend. I don’t think that hair is supposed to have shrinkage – John Deere himself signed off on it. :yes:

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      hell_on_heels says:

      Now we both know aint nair sister want Scottie Pippen’s ugly azz. His wife aint a Becky either.

      And Jordan was robbed blind by a sister!! Thats why they look so happy in that pic! Finally got some women that love them for THEM!
      ________________________________________________________________________

      I classify ANY women that isn’t a sister a “Becky” and Jordan wasn’t robbed blind by anyone. He had to pay to play. Juanita is one of the “Hollywood” divorces’ who deserved what she got!!! Jordan is just like Jackson (Michael that is), they felt like if it wasn’t or isn’t white, than it ain’t right. So fu*k em both!!!

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      :waves: Hey Ty, :karate: , Choco, and Gelly! #ididntmeantocallherwoodthough

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      Ty says:

      Diva says:

      What up Ty?
      ___________
      Diva :happy: Been laughing at these fools for hours…my damn side hurts

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      Bad Influence says:

      @Diva, i have been watching Y&R and B&B since i was 11, with my mommy so im a loyal fan :lol:

      that Brooke Logan is such a whore :mad:

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      :waves: Diva I wish I could see her cuz yeah I would munch on the fat cubba cheeks! I mean why else are they there! :grin:

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      mzwhang90210 says:

      :offtopic:
      On that show Catfish..the epi with the heavyset girl who’d been talkin online w/ a dude for 10 years…and the guy was always putting her off when she asked to meet face to face?
      Did she really she reject the dude when she finally met him because he was extremely overweight? I mean..seriously???

      Maybe I mis-interpreted it…but that’s what I got.

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      Strawberry Banana was my shatt! :lol:

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      Buttercup says:

      Welp, I have my mega millions numbers picked out. Now all I have to do is figure out how I’m going to spend $500M :coffee:

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      Bad Influence says:

      @Kaycei, that btch dont need no damn WHIP….she needs her ass whooped for believing in herself!

      shes the only person that i’d ever tell “do not believe in urself ugly girl…just dont”

      her mid-section tho :dead:

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      Diva says:

      Who ever sold Deandra, AKA the flannel glory that hog whisker weave ought to be served with a serious uppercut Cleveland Ohio style.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      UNFORTUNATELY MG, YOU LOOK LIKE YO ASS FROM AMERICUS. :eek: :eek:

      *bey face*

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      :karate: Your slut-pooch is gonna walk into to somebody :rofl:

      *runs off: :D

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      @Sunni
      :daban: bandz to make her dance :oops: NOT REALLY THO how bout I came to work irritated and ummm yeah perhaps a lil uhhhh #Inebriated (spelled wrong)

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      Buttercup says:

      Welp, I have my mega millions numbers picked out. Now all I have to do is figure out how I’m going to spend $500M :coffee:

      (pimp voice) I’ll help you make more money :tea:

      :rofl:

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      Bad Influence says:

      WHANG I havent seen that epi yet! but i saw the previews and that btch was shaped like a maytag, i know she aint judging :rofl:

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      Soooo, how’d you get inebriated? #nosey

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      Diva says:

      Bad Influence says:

      @Diva, i have been watching Y&R and B&B since i was 11, with my mommy so im a loyal fan

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Guhl I watched Y&R with my grandmother when I was a little girl. Snapper and Greg were the shyt! I haven’t watched that in yeas!

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      Buttercup says:

      hell_on_heels says:

      Now we both know aint nair sister want Scottie Pippen’s ugly azz. His wife aint a Becky either.

      And Jordan was robbed blind by a sister!! Thats why they look so happy in that pic! Finally got some women that love them for THEM!
      ________________________________________________________________________

      I classify ANY women that isn’t a sister a “Becky” and Jordan wasn’t robbed blind by anyone. He had to pay to play. Juanita is one of the “Hollywood” divorces’ who deserved what she got!!! Jordan is just like Jackson (Michael that is), they felt like if it wasn’t or isn’t white, than it ain’t right. So fu*k em both!!

      ======================
      :cry: Not my beloved Moon-Walker Jackson though. He ain’t never hurt nobody. He wanted to heal the world and ish.

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      GellySammich says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      :waves: Hey Ty, :karate: , Choco, and Gelly! #ididntmeantocallherwoodthough
      _____________
      I know… the fraudulent (RHOA) slip is what made it funny

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      prynsexxx says:

      DTTS says:

      That’s probably an enemy of hers and she thought “Hmmm, I’ll fix that bish. Roses Mount Up”
      __________________________

      :dead:

      Sandra ain’t chit for that just like that Julissa Hughes chick that Deadra trying to pass off as the hair/makeup/undertaker/oversee’r/electrician/key grip/lesbun friend/photographer.

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      OTB, does that gravi mean something? :shrug:

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      Bad Influence says:

      i still stand by the assumption that Deandra has a reallyyyyy deep voice and that her breath reeks of menthol, pork hot dogs and precum…

      JACKSON!! :hug:

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      Ty says:

      I think so but shyt ain’t that the only soap on now?.
      _________
      Uh its all about Y&R heffas :karate:

      Victor and Nikki are getting married for the 82nd time :rofl:

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      Diva says:

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      Diva I wish I could see her cuz yeah I would munch on the fat cubba cheeks! I mean why else are they there!
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ummm Choco, he a boy! :rofl: but girl I was muncing on em all last week. I know he got irritated at me.

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      Lets put Americus on the map!
      _____________________
      Im a go ahead and put her dumb azz on blast even tho I know that Americus is a city – but if I were from there I would say AMERICA!

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      Fated4Greatness says:

      Jordan and those big ass jeans :hahaha:

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      mzwhang90210 says:

      Your slut-pooch is gonna walk into to somebody *runs off:
      _______________________

      :hahaha:
      That’s all right heffa…Bo Obama likes it!!
      (Or at least he will when they finally hook up!)

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      KayCeiSoul says:

      Diva says:

      Who ever sold Deandra, AKA the flannel glory that hog whisker weave ought to be served with a serious uppercut Cleveland Ohio style.

      **********************************************

      I done tole y’all where she got it! :smack:
      Miss Row-Bertuh, 3 fields down!!!!

      Chile cain’t you tell Miss Row-Bertuh put it in with sap from her peach tree, and then pressed it hard with lard, and then curled it with the pressing comb with Dixie Peach!?

      I cain’t teach y’all heffas NOTHING ‘causin ya don’t listen!!

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      Bad Influence says:

      BOYGAHHHH :2dance:

      hey Prynn :hi: sorry we’ve been so hard on ur Morning Glory pics…just dnt try 2 model no more k? :hug:

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      Dear Miss Americus,

      It has been determined that YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE.

      Signed,
      X (like Stevie) :kona:

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      ummm Choco, he a boy! but girl I was muncing on em all last week. I know he got irritated at me.
      _______________________
      See what I’m saying can’t even see the cuteness! GET OFF MY CHEEKS :wink:

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      Diva says:

      Ty says:

      I think so but shyt ain’t that the only soap on now?.
      _________
      Uh its all about Y&R heffas

      Victor and Nikki are getting married for the 82nd time
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Nikki ain’t nuttin but a HOE!!!! She married every damn body…two brothers they daddy…they momma, they momma’s mama…etc…you get the point.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      oversee’r

      :ghost:

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      Diva says:

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      ummm Choco, he a boy! but girl I was muncing on em all last week. I know he got irritated at me.
      _______________________
      See what I’m saying can’t even see the cuteness! GET OFF MY CHEEKS

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :rofl:

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      Bad Influence says:

      @Ty, :rofl: im so tired of Victor and Nikki…i see she got the Kardashian facesnatch special recently tho…i saw that chin dragging a few months ago, now its back where a chin is s’posed 2 be..

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      Buttercup says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      (pimp voice) I’ll help you make more money :tea:

      :rofl:

      ======================

      So you trying to be Ice T in my CoCo huh? Well, I guess that's alright. I'm not wearing yeast infection britches though :mad: If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Bark-A :hug:

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      prynsexxx says:

      monkeypaw piano blend
      ___________________

      :wtf: IS a MONKEYPAW PIANO BLEND????!!! :rofl:

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      Diva says:

      KayCeiSoul says:

      Diva says:

      Who ever sold Deandra, AKA the flannel glory that hog whisker weave ought to be served with a serious uppercut Cleveland Ohio style.

      **********************************************

      I done tole y’all where she got it!
      Miss Row-Bertuh, 3 fields down!!!!

      Chile cain’t you tell Miss Row-Bertuh put it in with sap from her peach tree, and then pressed it hard with lard, and then curled it with the pressing comb with Dixie Peach!?

      I cain’t teach y’all heffas NOTHING ‘causin ya don’t listen!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Well Miss Row-Bertuh need her azz whipped with one of those whiskers she passing off as weave! Take her azz out in the cotton field and strip her down to her draws and beat that azz!

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      Bad Influence says:

      <—–so sayuddd :(

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      SOTHERNGRL says:

      @HIS DON’T TELL ME BROOKE STILL DON’T HAVE A MAN OF HER OWN AFTER 20 SOMETHING ODD YEARS.

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      mzwhang90210 says:

      Bad Influence says:

      WHANG I havent seen that epi yet! but i saw the previews and that btch was shaped like a maytag, i know she aint judging
      ____________________________________
      :hahaha:
      IKR!! Yes she was…when she saw how huge he was she gave all kind of Beyonce stank faces.
      With her semi-sloppy lookin self.

      Girllll….after they met..the host (Nev) asked her…”Now that you’ve finally met him…what’s in your gut?”

      My husband said…”cupcakes…look at her!!”

      I fell off the couch laffin!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :shrug: My gravi? :no: That other gravi? :hailnaw:

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      Choco
      Well *talks behind MsDiva’s back* if she had a pic up, I could share it with you, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :huh:

      :waves: Hey DIVA (fake voice) :rofl:

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      bubblicious says:

      Michael has never had any taste. Why start now? When you old, black, and rich, you will do what the fck you want.

      As an aside, the MG has a gut and a mole on her right titty. I’m sure you all have covered this so I will leave it at that.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      monkeypaw piano blend
      ___________________

      IS a MONKEYPAW PIANO BLEND????!!!

      ____________________________________________

      Gots to be a colorway no? Black and white?? :rofl: :rofl:

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      GellySammich says:

      Hey there Choco!

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      Who Dat says:

      Hello Ms.Rose,
      My name is Deandra Jackson. I am from the very small town of Americus, Ga! Im a aspiring model, & I would love to be considered for your Morning Glory post! My photographer/stylist/hair/makeup artist is Julisa Hughes, also from Americus, Ga! Lets put Americus on the map!

      ^^ Americus is already on the map and obviously it DONT have no beauty supply store judging from that weave of yourn.

      YOU need to log into Hairsisters dot com stat and order you some better hair than that shat made out of Nutria hair…hair of a rodent strait OUT of the nearest river to Americus. :no:

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      KayCeiSoul says:

      prynsexxx says:

      Sandra ain’t chit for that just like that Julissa Hughes chick that Deadra trying to pass off as the hair/makeup/undertaker/oversee’r/electrician/key grip/lesbun friend/photographer.

      *************************************

      Don’t forget accupuncturist/horticulturist/slopfeeder/leathertanner/dentist/GYN

      Ouch! Shyt! I just got kicked.
      Let me stop…the transformation from baby to cabbage patch might be taking place. :ashamed:

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      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Choco
      Well *talks behind MsDiva’s back* if she had a pic up, I could share it with you, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

      Hey DIVA (fake voice)

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      *given you the sideeye*

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      <–will let you wear whichever britches you want yo! :hahaha:
      ==========
      OTB, you have B and Michelle in your gravi. I thought something happenened :shrug: IONO shoot #lost
      =========
      Boygah, if somebody dies on there, they'll be back yo! :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      But really has the MG been “commented” on in every post since SR posted her? :ghost:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      semi-sloppy looking self
      _______________

      BYE :rofl: :rofl:

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      Ty says:

      Diva says:

      Ty says:

      I think so but shyt ain’t that the only soap on now?.
      _________
      Uh its all about Y&R heffas

      Victor and Nikki are getting married for the 82nd time
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Nikki ain’t nuttin but a HOE!!!! She married every damn body…two brothers they daddy…they momma, they momma’s mama…etc…you get the point.

      November 28, 2012 at 2:16 pm
      ___________
      U aint lying cause she just divorced Jack (again) last month :crying:

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      Who Dat says:

      It is rare that I ever say much on the daily Morning Horror since that time the ghul was going to a school with misspelt words on its journalism website…but to the newest Morning Gory…honey you look a hot kuntree project azz MESS

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      pointhimout says:

      :lmao: he refuse to get a stylist. I hear he’s not a friendly person, not sure if it’s true or not.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Why you said Bark-Ah? :2dance:

      Lets go to Americus and ride horses :2dance:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Why you said Bark-Ah? :2dance:

      Lets go to Americus and ride horses :2dance:

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      Bad Influence says:

      oh Deandra, i :pray: u get a job at burger king or cold stone…well no. i saw ur belly, dont do that. :think: perhaps u could…no that wont work…

      oh fugg, do u wanna be my bat rug? i could just wipe my feets on u when i get out the shower. u gotta wear the vest tho k? :yes:

      *slides over application* i will pay u in bud ice. i know u like that Mr. Garnett

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      Gigi26 says:

      I done tole y’all where she got it!
      Miss Row-Bertuh, 3 fields down!!!!

      Chile cain’t you tell Miss Row-Bertuh put it in with sap from her peach tree, and then pressed it hard with lard, and then curled it with the pressing comb with Dixie Peach!?
      ———————
      The ****ed up part is that sheer onesie with the stolen black panty underneath. Bytch didn’t even wear a bra with that shyt. Hurts my heart :no:

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      prynsexxx says:

      @His

      Sweetie told me to tell you that she wants her Season 3 Episode 5 hair back.

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      Diva says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      But really has the MG been “commented” on in every post since SR posted her?
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :yes:

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      Ty says:

      Bad Influence says:

      @Ty, im so tired of Victor and Nikki…i see she got the Kardashian facesnatch special recently tho…i saw that chin dragging a few months ago, now its back where a chin is s’posed 2 be..
      ___________
      She got the girls :boobs: reloaded too :rofl:

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      pointhimout says:

      **refuses

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      Choco
      Well *talks behind MsDiva’s back* if she had a pic up, I could share it with you, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
      ___________________________
      Im with you cuz umm yeah DIVA thinking she cute and chit cuz she got a new baby she don’t even have to raise! HMPH!

      Why would anyone mention BROOKE’s HUGE FACE _ I be staring at her like bish for real who said you looked good?????????????? But her face will be all in your face not cuz she trill but becuz that chit is BIG!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      <—oh no…Bey wanted a pic with her at a bball game. Love them both. :heart:

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      Bad Influence says:

      Bath rug* :D #230

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      *slides over application* i will pay u in bud ice. i know u like that Mr. Garnett

      ___________________________

      *heaving chest*

      :ghost: I KNEW not to come in here. Fugg this chit. :rofl: I got work to do.

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      Diva says:

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      Choco
      Well *talks behind MsDiva’s back* if she had a pic up, I could share it with you, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
      ___________________________
      Im with you cuz umm yeah DIVA thinking she cute and chit cuz she got a new baby she don’t even have to raise! HMPH!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^loves it :woohoo:

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      Sandra Rose says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      @SANDRA
      That old azz Ebony cover aint fair! People wore that chit back thenz
      ___________________

      Your comment is meaningless without a pic of you wearing said shirt.

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      Bad Influence says:

      NO! @Jackson, ion wanna come back shaped like ET :crying: we gots ta stay far far away from there k?

      that girl bought them heels at her local piggly wiggly :huh:

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      …honey you look a hot kuntree project azz MESS
      _______________________
      See to me that is Fannie above – this flannel mishap don’t have chit on Fanny and we know she don’t like to spell, read, add or subtract

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      Sandra Rose says:

      Bella Master says:

      Wow…he needs someone to show him how to buy fitted jeans
      ________________

      I heard a rumor that he needs that extra room in his pants to accommodate his length and girth. :coffee:

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      Sandra Rose says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      @SANDRA
      That old azz Ebony cover aint fair! People wore that chit back thenz
      ___________________

      Your comment is meaningless without a pic of you wearing said shirt.
      & Man, please make certain your heels match :wink: SR might put you up as the MW :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      <—still laughing..

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      Bad Influence says:

      oh chit! *sits up str8*

      hey Sandraaaaaaaaaa :hi:

      how was ur turkey day? :D

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      Who Dat says:

      i will pay u in bud ice
      ——————————–
      That heffa needs to NOT drank NO more beer.

      She look like one of them project kuntree heffas who LOVE herself some fuggin beer.

      She prolly KEEP a six pack of Icehouse.

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      Buttercup says:

      Choco aka Hippie says:Why would anyone mention BROOKE’s HUGE FACE _ I be staring at her like bish for real who said you looked good?????????????? But her face will be all in your face not cuz she trill but becuz that chit is BIG!

      ===============

      She resembles a gecko, not to be confused with Geico, to me :-P

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      SR you bean with him? :thinking: #youbeantrickingus?

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      Your comment is meaningless without a pic of you wearing said shirt.
      ________________________
      Damn! Must be colder than a witches tit out there! :coffee:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :newpost: The Beautiful Jilly from Philly.

      :wave: <–yall grains of salt cause its a medical minute post

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      Diva says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      Bella Master says:

      Wow…he needs someone to show him how to buy fitted jeans
      ________________

      I heard a rumor that he needs that extra room in his pants to accommodate his length and girth.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      *wondering if there are any pics floating on the intanet to back this up*

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      @Butter
      You mean a SHREK sized Ghecko right???? Her face takes up my whole tv screen :nono:

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      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      SR you bean with him? #youbeantrickingus?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Now you know Sandra don't like the DUCK!

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      Who Dat says:

      Find a food stamp card to pay her with @His. Pay her in food stamps. That is how she most likely paid for that fuggin photo shoot downstairs.

      Julissa Hughes got paid in food stamps.

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      Bad Influence says:

      @Kdub, im more than certain that she has NEVER tasted juice or water b4. Its boones farm, wild turkey and mad dog with every meal..

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      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      @SANDRA
      That old azz Ebony cover aint fair! People wore that chit back thenz
      ___________________

      Your comment is meaningless without a pic of you wearing said shirt.
      & Man, please make certain your heels match SR might put you up as the MW

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Don't forget the shoe lifters to make you 5"1

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      Ty says:

      Bad Influence says:

      oh Deandra, i u get a job at burger king or cold stone…well no. i saw ur belly, dont do that. perhaps u could…no that wont work…

      oh fugg, do u wanna be my bat rug? i could just wipe my feets on u when i get out the shower. u gotta wear the vest tho k?

      *slides over application* i will pay u in bud ice. i know u like that Mr. Garnett
      __________
      :rofl: :rofl:

      @ Sandra…we don’t want to see Man in no Baby Gap shirt stop trying to take away our sunshine. Let us be great with the MG from way down yonder :coffee:

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      Diva says:

      Bad Influence says:

      @Kdub, im more than certain that she has NEVER tasted juice or water b4. Its boones farm, wild turkey and mad dog with every meal..

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :bye: :ghost:

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      Diva says:

      Ty says:

      Bad Influence says:

      oh Deandra, i u get a job at burger king or cold stone…well no. i saw ur belly, dont do that. perhaps u could…no that wont work…

      oh fugg, do u wanna be my bat rug? i could just wipe my feets on u when i get out the shower. u gotta wear the vest tho k?

      *slides over application* i will pay u in bud ice. i know u like that Mr. Garnett
      __________

      @ Sandra…we don’t want to see Man in no Baby Gap shirt stop trying to take away our sunshine. Let us be great with the MG from way down yonder

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :dead: at Baby Gap shirt! whew lawd

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Boones farm? :blink: :ghost:

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      Buttercup says:

      Choco aka HippieYou mean a SHREK sized Ghecko right???? Her face takes up my whole tv screen :nono:

      ===========

      :yes: Mutated like a ninja turtle

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      MissHarlem says:

      MZWHANG she had a dude on the side that she was talking to while talking to the guy online and she never got over the death of her exboyfriend and blamed herself for him dying. Fat dude online never really had a shot.

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      rozb says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      Bella Master says:

      Wow…he needs someone to show him how to buy fitted jeans
      ________________

      I heard a rumor that he needs that extra room in his pants to accommodate his length and girth.
      ___________________________________________________________________________

      But does he have to belt his pants up under his nipples? And tuck his turtlenecks in as well?

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