Manti Te’o Tells Katie Couric He ‘Briefly Lied’ About Fake Girlfriend

Manti Teo Katie Couric interview

Former Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o told Katie Couric he “briefly” lied about his dead girlfriend even after he learned she didn’t exist.

“Katie, put yourself in my situation,” he said, “I, my whole world told me that she died on Sept. 12. Everybody knew that. This girl, who I committed myself to, died on Sept. 12.”

But his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, did not exist. It was all a hoax.

Katie Couric’s full interview with Te’o will air on Thursday (check your local listings for the station and time). It should be noted that both Couric and Te’o have the same agent.

When Couric pressed the pathological liar to admit that he was in on the deception with his friend, Ronaiah Tuiasosopo (who created the online profile of Lennay Kekua), Te’o said he received a phone call from his dead girlfriend’s cell phone on December 6. He recognized the voice on the other end as Lennay Kekua, who told him she was alive. He claims Kekua told him she was forced to fake her own death to escape drug dealers. But even after that phone call, Teo’s lies continued.

Te’o now says he had to “tailor” his lies because he didn’t want people to believe he had never met his online girlfriend.

Even on the MTV show ‘Catfish,’ about people “dating” fake online profiles — you don’t see this level of lying and deception. The lovesick people on ‘Catfish’ make it clear that their relationship is online.

But Manti Te’o took it much further than that by embellishing his dead girlfriend story to gain maximum sympathy from the media and from the Heisman trophy voters (he came in second in the voting).

Te’o informed the national media that his grandmother and his girlfriend passed away within hours of each other on Sept. 12. Just 3 days later, on Sept. 15, Te’o went out and played the game of his life, making 12 tackles in Notre Dame’s 20-3 win over Michigan State.

Afterwards, he dedicated the game to his grandmother and his dead online girlfriend. He told ESPN’s Heather Cox that Kekua and his grandmother “were with me.” And he very clearly said, “I miss them. I miss them. But I know that I’ll see them again one day.”

Notre Dame played Michigan on Sept. 22, the day of Kekua’s supposed funeral.

On Oct. 4, Te’o stood before the media and said that Kekua didn’t want him to attend her funeral that day. He said she wanted him to play in the Michigan game, and he sent white roses to her funeral, instead.

Te’o played spectacularly on the day of Kekua’s supposed burial. He made two interceptions in Notre Dame’s 13-6 win over Michigan, and coach Brian Kelly awarded the game ball to Kekua.

Te’o tugged hard on the violin strings, telling the media:

“That has to be the hardest thing that I’ve had to do so far; to be able to operate, and to be able to try to continue with my daily routine, but knowing that I just lost two women that I truly loved… And the other hardest thing was my girlfriend’s service was the day of Michigan’s game. And I remember when I found out I knew when they were going to close the casket and all that stuff”

He even got up in front of his teammates and “spoke in detail of his girlfriend’s death”, according to Pete Thamel of Sports Illustrated.

Te’o continued his lies in interview after interview about Kekua — right up until the hammer came down on January 16, when Deadspin.com exposed him as a fraud.

Sometime before January 7 — when Notre Dame played Alabama in the BCS championship game — Te’o learned that his lies were about to be exposed.

On January 7 he played the worst game of his college career. Te’o missed several tackles in Notre Dame’s crushing 42-14 loss to Alabama.

He would later say that he played so poorly because of a phone call he received from Tuisasosopo, the day before, telling him that Kekua was all a hoax.

Many on the Notre Dame campus believe Te’o and Tuiasosopo are lovers, and that Lennay Kekua was manufactured to cover up his gay lifestyle.

Te’o is a pathological liar, so we may never know the truth until Tuiasosopo comes forward with his version of the story.


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    150 Responses to “Manti Te’o Tells Katie Couric He ‘Briefly Lied’ About Fake Girlfriend”

    1. 1
      FuturedocDonte says:

      So over this fool :coffee:

    2. 2
      Bootcampgirl says:

      :smack:

    3. 3
      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      Dis right here is a mess…. :coffee:

      Are people that desperate that they don’t as some point, a month a couple months ask hey when can we meet? That is a simple question. I would be suspicious after that… or maybe I only think that way. Don’t skype still exist?

    4. 4
      Pickachu Tran says:

      For some reason I believe he really was CATFISHED, found out, felt embarassed, CONTINUED to lie to save face..and here we are… OR EITHER HE’S TRAPPED IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM… dont really care He’s still a beast on the field.

      HOPE THE EAGLES DRAFT HIM…thats all I really care about…

    5. 5
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :yawn: I’m hungry.. *mouth smacks*

    6. 6

      :tea: this man is just a liar :no:

    7. 7
      Mamacita says:

      :no: <— smh

    8. 8
      Who Dat says:

      Yall remma that Morning Glory that I went IN on that had all them made up azz college majors on her school website? Some college in Chicago. And one of the offerings was a certificate in fairy telling composition?

      Well it was called some fancy shat like a Minor in Creative Fiction?

      Somebody had Mantehee-hee an application. Please and muthafwking THANKS.

    9. 9

      Katie, put yourself in my situation,” he said, “I, my whole world told me that she died on Sept. 12. Everybody knew that. This girl, who I committed myself to, died on Sept. 12.”
      __________________

      :violin: and it boggles my brain why they still trying to interview this con artist

    10. 10
      NaijaGal says:

      this man is just a liar
      ===============
      yup…and I’m over it and his story…what he did is not a crime, nobody got hurt per se…let’s keep it moving

    11. 11

      Who Dat says:

      Yall remma that Morning Glory that I went IN on that had all them made up azz college majors on her school website? Some college in Chicago. And one of the offerings was a certificate in fairy telling composition?
      Well it was called some fancy shat like a Minor in Creative Fiction?
      Somebody had Mantehee-hee an application. Please and muthafwking THANKS.
      _______________________

      :rofl: :rofl: :hahaha:

    12. 12
      cheeks8683 says:

      You ain’t got ta lie Craig, you ain’t got ta lie!

    13. 13
      Who Dat says:

      Many on the Notre Dame campus believe Te’o and Tuiasosopo are lovers
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I aint never been to Norte Dame’s campus Sandra.

      :no:

    14. 14
      NaijaGal says:

      Real Househusbands was better this week…Robin Thicke :love: *wonder if he’s thick…where it counts* :lol:

    15. 15
      Smonae80 says:

      :haha: this fool

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      Mamacita says:

      How does a STAR FOOTBALL PLAYER, who I’m sure has women THROWING themselves at him daily, go THREE YEARS with out so much as skyping his “girfriend”? Let alone seeing her in person?

      And didn’t he claim that he met her at the end of a football game?

      :rolleyes:

    17. 17

      Even that photo up top looks like !!!!! You””sssssssssss A Lie :hahaha:

    18. 18
      J Said it! says:

      we knew it.. all this just to win the heisman trophy… enough already

    19. 19
      WorkInProgress says:

      :facepalm: Niggah please

    20. 20
      FuturedocDonte says:

      Jay Leno said it best. “What does a football player, a Norte dame football player at that, need with an online girlfriend?”. :nono: not buying it. He was in on it

    21. 21
      VicKaLiCious says:

      @Pickachu Tran

      I agree. Maybe for a good Mormon boy an online gf was less temptation than one he’s actually seeing on a daily basis. I just think he got caught up and had to lie. I do believe he embellished the hell out of the extent of their relationship tho.

    22. 22
      MsB says:

      :yawn: Are we still on his lying azz???

    23. 23
      Pickachu Tran says:

      FOR THE STANS: Beyonce Starts BeyHive Blog:

      Is she going to lip sync at the Super Bowl too?
      Beyonce Starts BeyHive Blog After she “performed” at the Inauguration Monday. She and hubby Jay-Z jetted down to New Orleans to get ready for her performance at the Super Bowl next Sunday.

    24. 24
      Bootcampgirl says:

      @MsB, my sentiments exactly…

    25. 25
      Diva says:

      So did Bruce Lee get catfished? :rofl:

    26. 26
      @NikkeMinxx says:

      If Im running this PR campaign…

      1. Have Manti admit he’s gay and created the cover story to appease his teammates and parents (religious reasons).

      2. Got to the draft columbine and turn in a performance somewhere between decent and outstanding…

      3. Wait to get drafted in the first round.

      Every team that needs a linebacker and passes on him will have the gays on their arse (pun intended) and whichever team took him would shoot their ticket and merchandise sales through the roof.

    27. 27
      Bootcampgirl says:

      Soo, the Charlie Brown voiceover is a stalker…

    28. 28
      Ty says:

      This is still news :coffee:

    29. 29
      Sandra Rose says:

      @ jeniefrumdabloc: He says he committed himself to her, yet he didn’t bother to attend her funeral or go to see her in the hospital when she was involved in a car accident or diagnosed with leukemia. What kind of “boyfriend” does that? :shrug:

    30. 30
      MissHarlem says:

      Dont give a fck bout this fool. Now wasting people’s tax dollars for an ADT sign is a lil more comical :smack:

    31. 31
      cheeks8683 says:

      NaijaGal says:
      Maybe she heard about. That dl party THEY SAY he attended in Houston with other male sport stars at the home of a very famous olympic athlete….
      =====================
      Carl Bitchass/Queening Lewis
      ^^^ Good Morning NAIJA!! so Carl Lewis had a DL house PARTY?!! Are there any other famous athletes who “allegedly” attended?

      _______________________________________________

      Broughtthis from downstairs, hope yall don’t mind…. I totally believe Carl threw a party, after I saw that 30 for 30 episode…Carl’s picture is next to the word bitchassness in the urban dictonary

    32. 32
      Who Dat says:

      This ish reads like THIS:

      Cookie Monster called me last month. He had a gastric bypass. Then there was a news bulletin on Sesame Street given by Kermit The Frog that said Cookie had died on Jan. 8th…wait Jan 9th…no no no Jan 8th. I was so TORE up at work that day. I sent some Purple tulips to his fune on Sesame Street; he told me not to miss work to even BOTHER coming…those tulips musta really made it to his funeral b/c they were NOT returned.

      Then he called me last night and said he did NOT die from a bad gastric bypass. He just farted real hard and thought he did. Wished he had. But no..he is still a real, live, and living entity.

    33. 33

      * :kiss: my fake man*

      He said whomever did it (cousin) has apologized :shrug:

      This is one of the story’s that ION care nathan about :no:

    34. 34
      twerkthat says:

      Didn’t we already read this chapter what else can be said..boy bye! :kona:

      Morning All :hi:

    35. 35
      Bootcampgirl says:

      @Miss :rofl:

    36. 36
      MoniquetheGeek says:

      She and hubby Jay-Z jetted down to New Orleans to get ready for her performance at the Super Bowl next Sunday.
      ____________________________________________
      :yahoo: Been listening to DC all week memorizing lyrics just to sing along like I will be there in person. :yahoo: Can’t wait!

    37. 37

      You wouldn’t understand SR :no:

      :rofl:

    38. 38
      Sandra Rose says:

      Mamacita says:

      And didn’t he claim that he met her at the end of a football game?
      ________________

      He sure did. Just one of his many lies. I’m not surprised that he played his best games after the 2 women that he loved died, but he played his worst game when he was about to be exposed and his fantasy world was threatened. That’s exactly what sociopaths do. :coffee:

    39. 39
    40. 40

      SON :2dance: to thee tune of Bish Betta Have My Money :banned: *slams gavel*

    41. 41
      Smonae80 says:

      It dont really matter, it’s her voice. The only thing that matters to me is her live performances, which she does sing live at.

      When she fell down those steps in FL, singing stopped and u heard that fall.

    42. 42
      Bootcampgirl says:

      Whatever happended to AMG :thinking:

    43. 43
      FuturedocDonte says:

      :offtopic: I just saw a diet supplement commercial featuring Tami Roman :huh: didn’t she get LIPO. Had her juices all on the floor :crying: cuz she thought she was dying. That’s the same lady right

    44. 44

      *cues Vertical Joyride* for you, Boot!
      :party:

    45. 45
      MissHarlem says:

      BOOT Ijs if I was in that county I would of did a slap drive by wasting my tax dollars for a damn sign :rofl: :facepalm:

      SON :2dance: thats what Im gonna be singing till the next check lol

    46. 46
      Diva says:

      MissHarlem says:

      Dont give a fck bout this fool. Now wasting people’s tax dollars for an ADT sign is a lil more comical

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :rofl: yes yes

    47. 47
      prynsexxx says:

      So all THIS fuss about Mango is for what tho’? :shrug:

    48. 48
      Diva says:

      :wave: MissH
      Twerk

    49. 49
      MoniquetheGeek says:

      Broughtthis from downstairs, hope yall don’t mind
      __________________________________________________
      I don’t. Missed Naija’s reply. I saw Carrington post this and was curious about the olympic athlete. Thanks for the repost. :biggrin:

    50. 50

      She could’ve at least called 311, the non-emergency number :kona:

    51. 51
      Carrington says:

      Why is nobody stating the obvious?

      A sports hero, even the ugliest mf on the planet will have a trail of draws & coochie coupons leading to his bedroom door.

      If he felt the need to make up a girlfriend when he could have his pick, it’s because he didn’t have one to be seen with and can’t afford a beard yet.

      If u make up a broad, nobody questions why you’re the ONLY one on the team not getting regular hits.

      #He a QUEEN

    52. 52
      prynsexxx says:

      Bootcampgirl says:

      Whatever happended to AMG
      _______________________

      The Mercedez Benz? :shrug:

    53. 53
      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      Who Dat says:

      This ish reads like THIS:

      Cookie Monster called me last month. He had a gastric bypass. Then there was a news bulletin on Sesame Street given by Kermit The Frog that said Cookie had died on Jan. 8th…wait Jan 9th…no no no Jan 8th. I was so TORE up at work that day. I sent some Purple tulips to his fune on Sesame Street; he told me not to miss work to even BOTHER coming…those tulips musta really made it to his funeral b/c they were NOT returned.

      Then he called me last night and said he did NOT die from a bad gastric bypass. He just farted real hard and thought he did. Wished he had. But no..he is still a real, live, and living entity.
      ————————
      Get out…. Just GET OUTCHERE RIIIIGHT NAH!!! …. :rofl:

    54. 54
      Bootcampgirl says:

      :party:
      *cues 187 proof*

    55. 55

      prynsexxx says:

      So all THIS fuss about Mango is for what tho’? :shrug:

      *snickers* Prynn, I am getting a kick outta everybody being mad and having a strong opinion on this!!! :rofl: Like I care! :hahaha:

    56. 56
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Purple tulips sound sooo purty.. *dreamy eyed*

      “I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don’t notice it.” :heart :

    57. 57
      Who Dat says:

      I DONT KNOW @Pryn. He got Catfished. So? He aint win shyt! Not a Heisman. Not a championship game…who cares about Manatee?

    58. 58
      Trendsetter says:

      I really don’t care if he got Catfished…and if he did oh well..stop being so damn naive

    59. 59
      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      Carrington says:

      Why is nobody stating the obvious?

      A sports hero, even the ugliest mf on the planet will have a trail of draws & coochie coupons leading to his bedroom door.

      If he felt the need to make up a girlfriend when he could have his pick, it’s because he didn’t have one to be seen with and can’t afford a beard yet.

      If u make up a broad, nobody questions why you’re the ONLY one on the team not getting regular hits.

      #He a QUEEN
      ———————-
      TAAAADAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! :cosign: and thanks

    60. 60
      prynsexxx says:

      What’s all this :gossip: about an ADT sign and tax dollas? :think:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      prynsexxx says:

      Bootcampgirl says:

      Whatever happended to AMG
      _______________________

      The Mercedez Benz?
      _______________
      :hahaha: the wrapper

    62. 62
      Ty says:

      Who Dat says:

      Yall remma that Morning Glory that I went IN on that had all them made up azz college majors on her school website? Some college in Chicago. And one of the offerings was a certificate in fairy telling composition?

      Well it was called some fancy shat like a Minor in Creative Fiction?

      Somebody had Mantehee-hee an application. Please and muthafwking THANKS.
      ______________
      :crying: It was a Major in Playwriting and Minor in Creative Fiction :rofl:

    63. 63
      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      She could’ve at least called 311, the non-emergency number

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      She didn't remember the numba!

    64. 64
      Trendsetter says:

      FuturedocDonte says:

      I just saw a diet supplement commercial featuring Tami Roman didn’t she get LIPO. Had her juices all on the floor cuz she thought she was dying. That’s the same lady right

      ______________________

      yep she got lipo…yep that’s teh same lady

    65. 65
      Milky says:

      who cares this fcuk boy lied to cova his gettin :hump: in da azz. whateva ninja! u were not catfished, but we were hoodwinked! lyin azz. why would we believe anything he says now? u lied and lied and lied ur nose should be 10 miles long!!

    66. 66
      MoniquetheGeek says:

      A sports hero, even the ugliest mf on the planet will have a trail of draws & coochie coupons leading to his bedroom door.
      _________________________________
      :yes:

    67. 67
      MissHarlem says:

      KDUB that write up made just as much sense as this story

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      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      :think: Is there a version of being Catfished when you actually meet someone, date them and its wonderful and then you wake up one morning and look at his ass and is like :blink: whyyy am I fukkin you again you are so not the dude I liked a few months back….

      :coffee: someone make up a name for this shyt so I can use it…

    69. 69
      prynsexxx says:

      Bootcampgirl says:

      prynsexxx says:
      Bootcampgirl says:
      Whatever happended to AMG
      _______________________
      The Mercedez Benz?
      _______________
      the wrapper
      ____________

      Who? :shrug: LOL

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      @NikkeMinxx says:

      Uhm Carrington! I said that when the story broke. Any football player at any school got prome pick of drwers. This whole traveshammockery stank from the outset….

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      @Wut, who the bleep did I marry

    72. 72

      Ok, I was very distraught when it happend b/c that would mean somebody was in my yard. It was very traumatic. Officer was nice and all but just kinda looked at me like this :blink: and he’een even take my statement.

      But I got some fo dey @ss, one nite, Ima dress in all black and take every ADT sign outta everybody yard. If I aint got no sign, NOBODY will have one.. *evil laugh*

    73. 73
      MsB says:

      :offtopic:

      My fiance and I were suppose to get married the 23rd of march we were planning on something small so I have gotten everything reserved and taken care of, this is my second wedding but his first so I wanted his family to atleast be present. My issue is his grandmother whom is in her 80′s but is of good health doesn’t want to travel, and he is all for going on with the wedding b/c he thinks its what I want but I know he wants her to be there. Should I postpone our wedding? or move it closer so she doesn’t have to travel? I don’t want to be selfish about it…

    74. 74

      Pickachu Tran says:

      FOR THE STANS: Beyonce Starts BeyHive Blog:
      Is she going to lip sync at the Super Bowl too?
      Beyonce Starts BeyHive Blog After she “performed” at the Inauguration Monday. She and hubby Jay-Z jetted down to New Orleans to get ready for her performance at the Super Bowl next Sunday.
      _____________

      There’s that name again :facepalm:

    75. 75
      twerkthat says:

      Diva :danban1:

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      Diva says:

      prynsexxx says:

      What’s all this about an ADT sign and tax dollas?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Somebody stole Kenya sign out of her yard and she called the popo cause she said it was her property. I don’t memba if that was before or after she had roaches in her red solo cup from her friends house :rofl:

    77. 77
      Bootcampgirl says:

      @Pryn, one hit wonder rapper

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      NaijaGal says:

      I just saw a diet supplement commercial featuring Tami Roman
      ========================
      that commercial and her body in it is just horrid…but I am interested in the new tv show she’s gonna be on on TV1

    79. 79
      Nakeya_j says:

      But I got some fo dey @ss, one nite, Ima dress in all black and take every ADT sign outta everybody yard. If I aint got no sign, NOBODY will have one.. *evil laugh*
      —–
      :blink: <—-My face while reading this. Just call ADT and get a new sign. Before the other ppl see you stealing and then your gonna want to tell us your over night jail stay story.

    80. 80

      MsB says:

      My fiance and I were suppose to get married the 23rd of march we were planning on something small so I have gotten everything reserved and taken care of, this is my second wedding but his first so I wanted his family to atleast be present. My issue is his grandmother whom is in her 80?s but is of good health doesn’t want to travel, and he is all for going on with the wedding b/c he thinks its what I want but I know he wants her to be there. Should I postpone our wedding? or move it closer so she doesn’t have to travel? I don’t want to be selfish about it…
      ______________________

      :thinking: If you postpone the wedding would she still travel :shrugs: if not move it closer to her so doesn’t have to travel.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :eek:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      Caramel Cutie says:

      Ok, I was very distraught when it happend b/c that would mean somebody was in my yard. It was very traumatic. Officer was nice and all but just kinda looked at me like this and he’een even take my statement.

      But I got some fo dey @ss, one nite, Ima dress in all black and take every ADT sign outta everybody yard. If I aint got no sign, NOBODY will have one.. *evil laugh*
      _____________________
      :blink: see you in 72 hrs, they about to come with the straight jacket for you… :bye: Take care (in my Sandra Rose voice)

    83. 83
      Diva says:

      Caramel Cutie says:

      Ok, I was very distraught when it happend b/c that would mean somebody was in my yard. It was very traumatic. Officer was nice and all but just kinda looked at me like this and he’een even take my statement.

      But I got some fo dey @ss, one nite, Ima dress in all black and take every ADT sign outta everybody yard. If I aint got no sign, NOBODY will have one.. *evil laugh*

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Kenya you better watch it…they gone have you locked away on the funny farm…please take yo meds *hands you a glass of water minus roaches*

    84. 84

      NaijaGal says:

      I just saw a diet supplement commercial featuring Tami Roman
      ========================
      that commercial and her body in it is just horrid…but I am interested in the new tv show she’s gonna be on on TV1
      ________________________________
      Girl them calve muscles of hers :nono: in that commercial

    85. 85
      NaijaGal says:

      @MSB – why don’t the two of you have your quiet ceremony and then have something “bigger” later where she will be able to attend

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      Unshakable says:

      Good morning roll call:

      Naija
      Milky
      OTB
      Simonae80
      Dr.Donte
      DTTS
      Trend
      Ty
      Pryn
      Wut
      Diva
      BCG
      Fellow saints or sinners

      On topic: Why not just be honest from jump? No one is perfect.

      Sorta on topic: @OTB – Man, who you tellin? I’m starvin like Marvin and this gum I’m chewing only heightens it….be like those Dr.Jekyll/Mr. Hyde Snickers commercials…… :rofl:

    87. 87

      @ Wut….That just sounds like dating to me. :rofl:

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      Diva says:

      @Boot we is here :fistbump: they gone lock her azz up and throw the key in the garbage disposal

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      flyygirl says:

      to be honest, i really don’t care whether this guy had a fake girlfriend or not…it just doesnt matter to me.

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      Nakeya_j says:

      My fiance and I were suppose to get married the 23rd of march we were planning on something small so I have gotten everything reserved and taken care of, this is my second wedding but his first so I wanted his family to atleast be present. My issue is his grandmother whom is in her 80?s but is of good health doesn’t want to travel, and he is all for going on with the wedding b/c he thinks its what I want but I know he wants her to be there. Should I postpone our wedding? or move it closer so she doesn’t have to travel? I don’t want to be selfish about it…
      ——
      Talk to the GM. If she really is aganist travling then still do it where you want it. You said she was healthy right? Then she needs to come to where you were going to do it. I could see if she was sick, but she is not. If nothing is wrong with her, and she can travel then she should. Thats not your being selfish. Thats her. JMO But congrats!

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      Milky says:

      Ok, I was very distraught when it happend b/c that would mean somebody was in my yard. It was very traumatic. Officer was nice and all but just kinda looked at me like this and he’een even take my statement.

      But I got some fo dey @ss, one nite, Ima dress in all black and take every ADT sign outta everybody yard. If I aint got no sign, NOBODY will have one.. *evil laugh*
      ___________________________________
      come on! we all must be getting punk’d or catfished. this ninja right hur!! :smack:

    92. 92
      Diva says:

      :wave: Unshake

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      MissHarlem says:

      DIVAAAAA :waves:

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      Pickachu Tran says:

      :offtopic: I just saw this on my facebook timeline, someone is claiming that BEYONCE is the ANTICHRIST… She is a religion that will soon have more followers than Jesus Christ himself. Her evil family will create the Church of Blueology where all their worshipers will be forced to paint themselves blue and pray to BLUE BABY statues.

      :blink: :hahaha:

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      Who Dat says:

      someone make up a name for this shyt so I can use it…
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      REGRET.

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      Diva says:

      Milky says:

      Ok, I was very distraught when it happend b/c that would mean somebody was in my yard. It was very traumatic. Officer was nice and all but just kinda looked at me like this and he’een even take my statement.

      But I got some fo dey @ss, one nite, Ima dress in all black and take every ADT sign outta everybody yard. If I aint got no sign, NOBODY will have one.. *evil laugh*
      ___________________________________
      come on! we all must be getting punk’d or catfished. this ninja right hur!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      PUNK’D like a muthafugga

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Unshakable :hi: Its a food truck outside but I dont know them..but its Bar-Bee-Kew. I might get to know them today..

      *deep sigh* My other choice is soup :huh:

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      Just ate me some Brussel Sprouts from the cafeteria down stairs and them joints had my entire office stankin like a poot !!!! :no:

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      twerkthat says:

      <—-My face while reading this. Just call ADT and get a new sign. Before the other ppl see you stealing and then your gonna want to tell us your over night jail stay story.

      Exactly…this chile :rolleyes:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :tea: Freaks come out..on the blog.

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      MissHarlem says:

      CARAMEL stay doing the most with the least :rofl:

      OTB, MZ, NAIJA :kiss: :hug:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      come on! we all must be getting punk’d or catfished. this ninja right hur!!
      —–
      And see, that shyt rigth there is why she thinks the blog throws shade at her. But she says the craziest stuff. #NoDissKenya

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      Nakeya_j says:

      *right

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      Hey Unshakable :waves:
      @Diva, something ain’t right with that train of thought :blink:

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      NaijaGal says:

      UNSHAKE :waves:

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      Diva says:

      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      Is there a version of being Catfished when you actually meet someone, date them and its wonderful and then you wake up one morning and look at his ass and is like whyyy am I fukkin you again you are so not the dude I liked a few months back….

      someone make up a name for this shyt so I can use it…

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Dyck Gone Sour

      No longer Dyckmatized

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I am cracking up. Whew. :hahaha:

      Miss New Yawk! :kiss:

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      :thinking: I think I’m lost then a mug

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      NaijaGal says:

      MISSH – big sister gorgeous one :hug: looking hot and fresh…bread :kiss:

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      :hug: @ Harlem

      Morning Rose, Thorns and Weeds! :wave:

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      Diva says:

      :welcome: <———really an ADT sign for sale

      I had an extra one in the garage

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      Who Dat says:

      I just saw this on my facebook timeline, someone is claiming that BEYONCE is the ANTICHRIST… She is a religion that will soon have more followers than Jesus Christ himself. Her evil family will create the Church of Blueology where all their worshipers will be forced to paint themselves blue and pray to BLUE BABY statues.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I am fine with this.

      As long as the PATENTED colors (Pantone 278 BISHES :yahoo: )of Carolina Blue AKA Tarheel Blue are not used…. :nono: I aint got a prollem.

      They are already FAWKIN taken Bey. NO MA’AM PAM. :no: Go see if Duke Blue is available for your religion.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Learning. :lol: Taday. :hahaha:

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      MissHarlem says:

      literally :rofl: lawd let me wipe these tears and do the people work. Well only 30 mins of work

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      Diva says:

      Bootcampgirl says:

      Hey Unshakable
      @Diva, something ain’t right with that train of thought

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      just cray

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      Me thinks Caramel is a set up :thinking:

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      MissHarlem says:

      DIVA aint chit either just want to point that out before I fake work for 30 mins

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      Betamax82 says:

      I want a whitening fish sandwich with hot sauce :P

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      Nakeya_j says:

      <———really an ADT sign for sale

      I had an extra one in the garage
      —–
      *borrows factory bull horn* Caramel/Kenya, please come get this sign and put it in your yard, and put the coo coo back in the clock. Thanks!

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      Diva says:

      :wave: MzDimpz

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      Ty says:

      @ Ms. B is he really close to his granny? If so, yes. It might be an inconvience and expensive but if they’re close he wants her there even if he is willing to have the weddding without her. Sometimes people push their wants/needs to the side for the people they love so meet him half way and make sure granny is there :thumbsup:

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      Diva says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      Me thinks Caramel is a set up

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :thinking: you might be on to something here

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      twerkthat says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      <———really an ADT sign for sale

      I had an extra one in the garage
      —–
      *borrows factory bull horn* Caramel/Kenya, please come get this sign and put it in your yard, and put the coo coo back in the clock. Thanks!

      :hahaha:

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      Ty says:

      <—-My face while reading this. Just call ADT and get a new sign
      _________
      She needs a sticker this time they will come for that sign agane :rofl:

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      Diva says:

      MissHarlem says:

      DIVA aint chit either just want to point that out before I fake work for 30 mins

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I know, I know………. :rofl: but this dayum guhl is Re-DAM-diculous

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      Pickachu Tran says:

      Who Dat says:

      I just saw this on my facebook timeline, someone is claiming that BEYONCE is the ANTICHRIST… She is a religion that will soon have more followers than Jesus Christ himself. Her evil family will create the Church of Blueology where all their worshipers will be forced to paint themselves blue and pray to BLUE BABY statues.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I am fine with this.

      As long as the PATENTED colors (Pantone 278 BISHES )of Carolina Blue AKA Tarheel Blue are not used…. I aint got a prollem.

      They are already FAWKIN taken Bey. NO MA’AM PAM. Go see if Duke Blue is available for your religion.

      _____________________________________

      :lol:

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      Miany says:

      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
      Is there a version of being Catfished when you actually meet someone, date them and its wonderful and then you wake up one morning and look at his ass and is like whyyy am I fukkin you again you are so not the dude I liked a few months back….
      someone make up a name for this shyt so I can use it…
      ^^^SANDRA already made up a name for it…DOPAMINE. Your dopamine faded.

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      Milky says:

      *borrows factory bull horn* Caramel/Kenya, please come get this sign and put it in your yard, and put the coo coo back in the clock. Thanks!
      ______________________
      and u talkin about me shading! @Caramel/Kenya where do u reside?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Mmm fish sammich :heart: I need a lil musterp too.

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      @ Harlem…What’s that game you and JMO play again?

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      KABYEYOU says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Mmm fish sammich I need a lil musterp too.

      ___________________________________

      thats disrespectful only thing belong on a fish sammich is hot sauce

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      Ty says:

      Still :crying: over that damn sign :rofl:

      @ Twerk :ghost:

      Grilled fish sandwich on wheat with ketchup :love:

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      Diva says:

      Ya’ll heffa’s making me want some fish and louisianna hotsauce :crying:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :lol: Folks always say that. You betta give me my musterp.. formed into a “D” please. Just enuff. :yes:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      <———really an ADT sign for sale

      I had an extra one in the garage
      —–
      *borrows factory bull horn* Caramel/Kenya, please come get this sign and put it in your yard, and put the coo coo back in the clock. Thanks!
      ____________________________________________________

      Really?! LOL.. I had to laugh but until someone steals your sign, you wont understand.

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      @NikkeMinxx says:

      @MsB Offer some first class travel accomodations (you pay for it) and if that dont work then maybe it doesnt mean that much to her and I wouldn’t sweat it..

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      My mama eats mustard and Hot sauce on her catfish. I tried it once, it was pretty good.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I was with Ty..then she said catsup. On fish. *gulps*

      *eyes water* :no:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      this can’t be fa serious..

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      then maybe it doesnt mean that much to her and I wouldn’t sweat it..
      _____________________________

      :gossip: I aint one to gossip.. I was wondering is it plane travel? Fear..? Or she aint blessing the union..? :kona:

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      LOL @Diva and the faux ADT sign :rofl:

      I am not coo-coo either..

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      Milky says:

      Really?! LOL.. I had to laugh but until someone steals your sign, you wont understand.
      __________________________________________________________
      :smack: this cant be life!!!! :crying:

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      100% usa made! says:

      :offtopic: @Auntie Sandra can we please get a post about all of these rappers cross dressing. Snoop is getting french manicures. Asap Rocky was sporting a dress. Kanye was wearing a skirt.

      This is reminding me of that Boondocks episode when Riley was cross dressing because his favorite rapper sent him clothes from his fashion line.

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      NaijaGal says:

      :newpost: is up

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      WorkInProgress says:

      mustard, mayo and ketchup and hotsauce on mine. MMmmmmmm.
      same thing on my fries too.

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      Ty says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I was with Ty..then she said catsup. On fish. *gulps*
      ____________
      I know :ashamed: I dont like hot sauce :hurl:

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      I Just dont handle stress very well and after I called my mama, daddy and brother, nobody seemed to care so I called the police. What’s wrong with that? Arent they supposed to protect and serve? I did not know who did this to me? I recently moved into this area and MAY BE they were trying to tell me that they didnt want me there or tryna send me a message. I didn’t know. Yes there are other coloreds in my neighborhood.

      ALSO, this wouldn’t have even came up if one of the posters didnt say some about a crackhead in her car gettng high. I merely offered a suggestion of calling the police and used my situation as an example of how I dont hesitate to call the police.

      NOW BACK AWF!! :karate:

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      Diva says:

      Milky says:

      Really?! LOL.. I had to laugh but until someone steals your sign, you wont understand.
      __________________________________________________________
      this cant be life!!!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Not ours……. *twirls outta this post*

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