Nicki Minaj’s Boyfriend Exposed

Nicki Minaj and Scaff Beezy

Why doesn’t Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend/weed carrier, Safaree Samuel, just come clean? According to a report on Radar Online, Safaree, who calls himself Scaff Beezy, was acting like a dog in heat at a recent party. They say he approached a variety of women propositioning them for sexual favors. One woman, Beauty Dior, accepted Samuel’s offer of cash to service him, and the two of them disappeared into a closet.

A witness who knows Dior said she saw her exit the closet after a few minutes and announce, “I got my money, I can go home now!” The witness said Samuel emerged from the closet seconds later pulling up his pants. Of course, Samuel denies the allegations. But Nicki had better be careful; she doesn’t know what type of diseases Samuel is brining home to her.

Spotted on Rhymeswithsnitch.com

Photo: Splash News Online



 



  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    This “couple” is so confusing.

  • Trendsetter

    I heard about this…he looks lame to me

  • Mojo

    Very confusing smdh LOL!!!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

    :|

  • CWhatsHerFace

    Aren’t they both gay? :lipssealed:

  • Deeeeliteful1

    When is this broad gonna drop this “dependent”?
    Morning, All! :waves:

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Lame and lamer

  • Gigi26

    That nig is a super LAME. :rollseyes:

  • MoniquetheGeek

    Lame and lamer
    ____________________
    Took the words out of my mouth.

  • MsB2u

    THAT’S HIS BUSINESS WHO CARES
    :rolleyes:

  • http://www.vibedeck.com/brandoncharles BCinKS

    Wait. So now we’re dating Nicki Minaj but have to PAY for sexual favors? :blink:

    Furthermore, why are we paying for favors when there were at LEAST 17 chicks probably willing to do anything for free so they could tweet about it? :shrug:

  • Ididntreallymeanit

    Are they really a couple

  • LadieLeo

    A Closest??????? :huh:

  • LSLH

    Y’all beat me to it. I’ll go ahead and say it too, he is so Super Lame!

  • goat76

    I fcuks wit Beauty Dior, phata$$

  • LSLH

    He’s a mouth breather.

  • Ms.Jackson

    Nicki is not wearing her hips & butt for this photo.

  • Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire

    Maybe he needed a change :shrugs: Who knows what they used to inflate Nikis rump. Could be solid and hard. Probably hurts his groin urrea when hittin it. Like humping concrete…Memeber how we usta hunch the ground when we were lil? Anyone? Just me? :shrugs: Maybe Nikis not clean back there. Long nails, lots of ass meat…It can be difficult to wash properly…I would know…Plus I have short arms…Im trynna figure out how Ceelo manages…Anyway…Happy Black History Month @Sandra

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    @ Brenden Maybe Nikis not clean back there. Long nails, lots of ass meat…It can be difficult to wash properly…I would know…

    ____________________________________

    gonna have me drinking early this friday

    where is angry pants?

  • Ty

    More like slow and slower :coffee:

  • NaijaGal

    the story sounds stupid as hell

  • Nakeya_j

    Is this not the same bf they said beat her up? Man what is he job title? smdh.

  • Nakeya_j

    his*

  • OutsidetheBox

    He’s Nicki’s lipstick. :yes:

  • Nakeya_j

    the story sounds stupid as hell
    —-
    It does, but don’t jigs always do something stupid and when they come tell it to you, your face is like –> :blink:

  • prynsexxx

    <——— just fugged UP some baked fish, fresh spinach and some sliced tomatoes with olive oil and Nature's Seasoning

    #ucurr

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :tea:

  • luVn_liFe…

    MMMKay

  • prynsexxx

    <——- finishes it off with pineapple chunks (in heavy syrup) and a lil Debbie cosmo brownie….o'an some green tea and water

  • Miany

    @OTB…so ‘lipstick’ is the mail version of a ‘beard’

  • Miany

    *male…stop acting like yall aint know that was a typo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    Hello erryonessssssssssss1

    It was my :happybirthday: Tuesday..but the REAL celebration is gonna be this weekend!!

    :party:

    :ontopic: LOL @ sex inna closet…Nikke u’d betta stop trynna clown MiMi and getcho man boo!

  • luVn_liFe…

    All BS aside I hope he had on some type of protection,Not just for IcKis sake but his!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Whang happy belated Birthday :happy: hope you enjoyed yourself

  • NaijaGal

    MzWHANG :happybirthday: belated :partyhat: …what you doing to celebrate

  • PumpkinsMama

    Anywho… Prynn since you said Miany way of “getting what you want in bed was Borrrrrrrrrring lol mam what do you suggest :waiting:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :lol: :yes: @Miany

  • OutsidetheBox

    Whang I wished you a Burfday Blessing. Your butt was MIA! :happybirthday:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I really don’t give a fugg bout those two up top :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    JenEEE :happy: tyyyyyyy! I enjoyed it as much as I could on a Tuesday ..lol…but we’re gonna go to a casino 2morrow!!
    :woot:

    I caught Nikki’s “accent” in an AI clip…is that REALLY how she speaks?

  • luVn_liFe…

    IckYi Never looks Happy :cry:

  • luVn_liFe…

    mzWhang she has 10 diffrent personalities and 20 voices Soooo. .. .

  • OutsidetheBox

    @LuVie I dont think he used protection if he was dumb enough to get head in a closet in full view of Nicki’s kind of crowd. :no:

  • prynsexxx

    @Pumpkin

    Just DOIN whatchu wanna do. Did you read when I talked about slappin a nigga? That **** won’t planned. It just happened and guess what……HE liked it! Try THAT!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    @Naija & OTB thank youuuuuuuuu!!
    I’mma gamble …then :koolaid: then :hump:

    In THAT order :hahaha:

  • Diva

    :whang: :happybirthday: belated yo azz could have logged in so we could have said it on yo birfday though :koolaid3:

  • imsojazzy

    The Porn star said she doesn’t even know who SB is. lol people believe everything on the internet. Sandra smh….

  • luVn_liFe…

    OutsidetheBox says:
    I dont think he used protection if he was dumb enough to get head in a closet in full view of Nicki’s kind of crowd
    #ForShame

    @mzWhang Why yo bissh in the HospiTal?

  • prynsexxx

    @Pumpkin

    Since you asked……also MAKE A MOVIE! Yep. When yall start, whisper “let’s film it”. Watch his damn eyes light up. Get that phn (mid fugg) adn remind him “don’t get my face” and go to damn work!

  • NaijaGal

    :lol: @WHANG’s bitch giving the come hither look…bitch ain’t chit innocent about you

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    I hate to comment on the quality of black mens out there. Of course there are some good ones. I know several personally. But dammit if most of the ones I know ain’t shat and poor black ladies gone have to settle sometime or go it alone. God bless poor Nicki and the all black womens that are putting up with this type of madness and can’t even get a ring out the mofo for her trouble.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    Beauty Dior<~~~ Sounds like a drag queen or tranny name tho
    :eek:

  • luVn_liFe…

    @imsojazzy . . .
    Thats what she’s suppose to say

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

    hey everyone…

    __________________! :yahoo:

    Goat, please direct me to a video that will make me appreciate her (Dior). Because so far.. :nono: Oh but have you met Persuajon? (I aint make the spelling up) but uhm she has a NICE flick with Rico Strong…

    I saw a video with The Body and Gizelle in a threesome.. you’d have appreciated it once you got past the fact that there was a stripper pole in the hotel bathroom. Scene was the truth though. (And not just because they were dancing to a Gucci Mane cut)

  • SAUCEY82

    Have to do a :steer: by

    Hey y’all :yahoo:

  • PumpkinsMama

    @ Prynn :blink: will NOT be makin any movies with the booty call. But I see your point abount spontaneity (sp?)

  • prynsexxx

    @Pumpkin

    You got an outside area where yall can get it in? Do some shyt like between the hours of 4 and 5 AM, before the sun comes up and yall gettin that “early morning” (best sex ever) one in……get up and carry yo ass outside….BUTT nekkid. Find a spot and get it ON! Come in, take a shower and lay back down. Simple.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    ty Divurrr :kiss:

    @Naij & LuvN…ummmm *whispers* pregnancy test!

  • prynsexxx

    @Pumpkin

    Didn’t know it was a booty call. My apologies.

  • OutsidetheBox

    The Porn star said she doesn’t even know who SB is. lol people believe everything on the internet. Sandra smh….

    ___________________

    And you believed “everything on the internet” as well..

    Unless youre her? Or you spoke to her? :popcorn:

  • luVn_liFe…

    LuvN…ummmm *whispers* pregnancy test!
    ~ ~ ~
    BO? :eek:

  • prynsexxx

    Persuajon?
    ________________________

    :wail: Some lurker gone see this and think it’s a CUTE baby name. :wail:

    *sobs helplessly*

  • OutsidetheBox

    Thats what she’s suppose to say

    __________

    She know the script.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    prynsexxx says:

    @Pumpkin

    You got an outside area where yall can get it in? Do some shyt like between the hours of 4 and 5 AM, before the sun comes up and yall gettin that “early morning” (best sex ever) one in……get up and carry yo ass outside….BUTT nekkid. Find a spot and get it ON! Come in, take a shower and lay back down. Simple.

    _________________________
    Prynn…u freak u… *writes this down tho*

  • luVn_liFe…

    Im READY TOOO mudddaFawking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  • prynsexxx

    @Whang

    What da hell done happened to yo bitch? Da fugg she done ended up in the hospilah fo’?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

    @mzwhang

    :happybirthday: girl…

    but real talk, FUGG YEW for that pic of that pooch showing a sly ASS shot while looking back every so virginal like! :dead:

  • Dymond

    find it hard to believe they’re f**kin anyway whoever she is f**kin she does not want us to know

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

    Whose boyfriensd is that in the background?

  • PumpkinsMama

    :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Whang does you pooch have on a hospital gown :thinking:

  • luVn_liFe…

    FEEEE :kiss: hey Lady!

  • prynsexxx

    Disclaimer…

    All advice given TODAY (only) has been tested and approved. :wink: :grill: :thumbsup:

    :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    @LuvN :yes:

    Ohhhh…Dior issa porn star…Sandra Rose is the place to get edjumucated

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    mzwhang90210 says:

    It was my Tuesday..but the REAL celebration is gonna be this weekend!!
    *********************

    Enjoy Sugafoot!! Have a drink on me and tell the bartender to send the bill to 123 Main St., Charlotte, NC 28202

  • MissHarlem

    Is the world really going to the extreme of stupidity that lil whispers become loud talk and make news?!! Where they do that at? Furthermore who cares. I do have Beauty Dior on porn though watched her last night :coffee:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

    @____________! :yahoo:

  • Miany

    @PRYNSEXXXXX :goodpost:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Whose boyfriensd is that in the background?

    ______

    Bye! :hahaha:

  • prynsexxx

    luVn_liFe… says:

    mzWhang she has 10 diffrent personalities and 20 voices Soooo.
    ____________________

    …along with 50-11 different wigs and 100-11 different lengths of teef, sooooo…

  • Dymond

    :danban1: PSP…..owwwww

    sup Donna :hi:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    Thanks Bird :happy: lol..will do

    :waves: MissHarlem

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

    @LuVn :kiss: :love:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Whose boyfriensd is that in the background?<—WHO ASKED THIS!!??!?
    I scrolled back up :ghost:

    lol

  • NaijaGal

    :rofl: #Maury

  • luVn_liFe…

    Whey you been DONNA? massa Got out da Whip?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

    :waves: @Dymond

    Long time no font chica!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    ty Donnaaaaaaaaaaaa :kiss:

    @errybody….My pooch is taking a pregnancy test…that’s her waitin on the results…she tweeted me that pic.

    :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    NIKKE I believe Persujon went on a lil vacay bc she aint make a new movie in min. Oh and Beauty is aight she dont have beef curtains meh

  • luVn_liFe…

    mzwhang90210 says
    @errybody….My pooch is taking a pregnancy test…that’s her waitin on the results…she tweeted me that pic.
    ~ ~ ~
    WHANG SHE LO_Oks Scared to death!

  • Nakeya_j

    Whose boyfriensd is that in the background?<—WHO ASKED THIS!!??!?
    I scrolled back up

    lol
    ——
    :dead: After I had to go back and look. hahahah. Juan is Nikki's man's man.

  • MissHarlem

    MZWHANG happy belated boo

    DYMOND I take it that you saw my comment bc you are here :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    mzwhang90210 says:

    ty Donnaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @errybody….My pooch is taking a pregnancy test…that’s her waitin on the results…she tweeted me that pic.
    __________________

    :dead:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

    @luVn

    Naw girl, I been at the doc all morning…I usually designate Friday as my doc visit day because afterward I usually feel shytty and I go home early! :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Beauty is aight she dont have beef curtains *BeyStankFace*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    :rofl: @ Naij….cheddup!!

    LOL @ whose b/f that his… :dead:

  • Nakeya_j

    @errybody….My pooch is taking a pregnancy test…that’s her waitin on the results…she tweeted me that pic.

    Who is the dad?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Our own Nikke the Minxx :lol:

  • MissHarlem

    :whistle: I sip my 40 to your memory and I take a sip and I start to think :sad: a lil shout out for YSO

  • luVn_liFe…

    I usually designate Friday as my doc visit day
    ~ ~ ~
    YES YES :hug:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

    @mzwhang

    well I’m sure that bitch was being a little whore and doesn’t know who the daddy is… :coffee: :rofl:

  • Dymond

    it’s hard to “ask” when you’re being ignored :coffee:

  • MissHarlem

    LUVN :rofl: why the stank face NO woman should want or have beef curtains :no:

  • http://myspace.com/afiya00 Afiya

    :haha:

  • Oldskool71

    :waves: Happy Friday lovely peoples!!!

    mzwhang90210 says: @errybody….My pooch is taking a pregnancy test…that’s her waitin on the results…she tweeted me that pic.

    :ghost: :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    WHANG-DANG!!! :yahoo: :happybirthday: suga! :party:

    so uhm..is the bitch in labor, get ass implants, what?? :shrug:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I think ima GO Get me a slice of CheeseCake . . Ive been SOOO Good.
    I lost a total of 7lbs since i tightened up on my Eating

  • OutsidetheBox

    a lil shout out for YSO
    _____________
    :koolaid:

  • Miany

    @MZWHANG Tell her don’t try to pin it on Bo! The inaguration was only a week ago. Too soon for her to know.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Happy Belated Whang! :hug:

    Nikke! :love:

  • luVn_liFe…

    MissHarlem says:
    why the stank face NO woman should want or have beef curtains
    ~ ~ ~
    At the Thought Anywho . . Thanks MzHarlem i feel like PuKing I No longer want the Damn CheeseCake!

  • MissHarlem

    Speaking of losing weight I GAINED back my 6 pounds :yahoo: :danban: dont know how bc I eat pretty healthy :shrug: oh and you care

  • prynsexxx

    mzwhang90210 says
    @errybody….My pooch is taking a pregnancy test…that’s her waitin on the results…she tweeted me that pic.
    __________________

    That bitch KNOW she ain’t preggars!

    O’an HBD n’chit. LOL

  • NaijaGal

    so who’s watching TV1’s new scripted shows…caught Family Time last week and it was decent…this Belle’s show seems like it might be good too

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    wait, where is YSO?

  • luVn_liFe…

    MzHarlem
    How much U weigh?U Stay tryna gain weight :blink:

  • MissHarlem

    LUVN :lol: good then my job is done. Step away from the cheesecake

  • Dymond

    :mad: oh hell no not YSo!!! I bet whatever happened to get her banished was classic…ugh sometimes Sandra I can’t stand you :mad:

    Free YSo
    Free Boosie

  • luVn_liFe…

    @NaiJa is that the Show i READ Tammi is ON??

  • prynsexxx

    so uhm..is the bitch in labor, get ass implants, what??
    _____________________________

    Prolly getting inseminated with some :sperm: she kept inside her mouf. She’s a nasty bitch. LOL

    #thirstybitch

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    @MissHarlem…thanks! :kiss:

    @FayFay tyyyyyyyy :happy:

    @Nakey & Donna…if it’s positive then of course BO OBAMA is the daddy!!! Stop hatin!!
    :hahaha:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Dymond Yso got the axe :banned:

    :dead: @thebitch tweetin the pic to WhangDang

  • Miany

    Did HoneyCoated (sp) get banned? She was always so positive.

  • luVn_liFe…

    Boxer Omar Henry craved the spotlight and hoped one day to become the undisputed super welterweight champion.
    Sadly, though, Henry only became a star in death, when he died at 25 Friday in a Chicago hospital following a short fight with gall bladder cancer.
    Henry, who was 12-0-1, was supposed to fight on Showtime on Nov. 16. But he didn’t feel well a few days before the fight, went to see his doctor and was diagnosed with Stage 4 gall bladder cancer.

    ~ ~ ~ ~
    How SAD Peace Be with his soul

  • MissHarlem

    NAIJA I will check it out. You know I lubs scripted tv

    LUVN :lol: Im not gonna say I have enough people hating me :lol: Nah but Im under 139

  • Nakeya_j

    Prolly getting inseminated with some she kept inside her mouf. She’s a nasty bitch. LOL

    #thirstybitch
    —-
    :dead: x2

  • MissHarlem

    DYMOND being that I summoned your presence watch your font. Sandra been on one since the end of last week

  • Diva

    prynsexxx says:

    Persuajon?
    ________________________

    Some lurker gone see this and think it’s a CUTE baby name.

    *sobs helplessly*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :ghost:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

    @mzwhang

    Oh so she’s a gold digging bitch too! Got knocked up with some PRESIDENTIAL puppies! I respect a bitch with a plan tho! :ghost:

  • Nakeya_j

    @Nakey & Donna…if it’s positive then of course BO OBAMA is the daddy!!! Stop hatin!!
    —-
    I see your bish on her way to Maury….cuz Bo is NOT the father (in my Maury voice)

  • OutsidetheBox

    Free Boosie

    :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    @Miany #109…hush up fo u come up missin…nobody ask u nuffin! You too Prynn :hahaha:

    @MzDimpz tyyyyyyyy :kiss:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    prynsexxx says:

    so uhm..is the bitch in labor, get ass implants, what??
    _____________________________

    Prolly getting inseminated with some she kept inside her mouf. She’s a nasty bitch. LOL

    #thirstybitch

    :rofl: :rofl:

    so i take it the bitch went the turkey baster route ala ole girl on “The Game” when she was tryna trap Derwin?? I just cant see BO being that irresponsible :popcorn:

    done get them paws put on the bitch bew :no:

  • Diva

    Bird says:

    mzwhang90210 says:

    It was my Tuesday..but the REAL celebration is gonna be this weekend!!
    *********************

    Enjoy Sugafoot!! Have a drink on me and tell the bartender to send the bill to 123 Main St., Charlotte, NC 28202

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *jots down this address for my birthday in 26 days* :rofl:

  • Nakeya_j

    prynsexxx says:

    Persuajon?
    ________________________

    Some lurker gone see this and think it’s a CUTE baby name.

    *sobs helplessly*
    —–
    Knocked up woman: Quinisha I think ima name the baby Persuajon. It’s different and sound sexy.
    Quinisha: Yeah gurl. Dont nobody have that name. Thats hot.
    smdh.

  • luVn_liFe…

    K mzHarlem . .
    Yeah u get Yo weight up :lol:

  • Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire

    mzwhang90210 says:

    ^Happy birthday. Groupon has a special for a nice soothing full body massage at the Pink Kitty. Ask for Ming Lee. Mention Whipfinity or LandofPure and the Happy Ending is free :yes: Enjoy :-)

  • Dymond

    :rolleyes: Sandra know I can’t stand her when she bans my homies…but it’s the life of a blogger :coffee: we’ll both get over it

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    Donna del Gatto says:

    @mzwhang

    Oh so she’s a gold digging bitch too! Got knocked up with some PRESIDENTIAL puppies! I respect a bitch with a plan tho!
    __________________________
    And u know this mannnnnnnnn….
    I didn’t pay for her to take all those online jumpoff courses for nuthin!!

    @Nakey… :hahaha:

  • NaijaGal

    @LUV N – yup that’s the show…everybody is an ‘actor’ so I’m def giving it a chance…the Family Time show is with Omar Gooding (with his everlasting baby face)

  • Diva

    Nakeya_j says:

    prynsexxx says:

    Persuajon?
    ________________________

    Some lurker gone see this and think it’s a CUTE baby name.

    *sobs helplessly*
    —–
    Knocked up woman: Quinisha I think ima name the baby Persuajon. It’s different and sound sexy.
    Quinisha: Yeah gurl. Dont nobody have that name. Thats hot.
    smdh.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I bet a lurker is writing the name down right now! :hahaha:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    oh damn she’s banned..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    :dead: @ FayFay….guhl I HOLLERED!!!

    :rofl: @ Bren…tyyyyyyyyyy :hugs:

  • Dymond

    happy birthday whang :partyhat:

    sup Brenda glad to see you back out after you know what happened to your you know where :wink:

  • Ty

    Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire says:

    mzwhang90210 says:

    ^Happy birthday. Groupon has a special for a nice soothing full body massage at the Pink Kitty. Ask for Ming Lee. Mention Whipfinity or LandofPure and the Happy Ending is free Enjoy
    ____________
    :crying: Crazy azz :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    LUVN dont let the weight fool you. My body stacked but bc Im so short with thick thighs I have to watch the weight or else I would look like a medicine ball. Me and Kevin Hart is most likely the same height

  • luVn_liFe…

    @naiJa
    Does it come on after 9ish?Cause if so i cant deal.I be sleep by NO Later than 9:30 :yawn:

  • Diva

    NaijaGal says:

    @LUV N – yup that’s the show…everybody is an ‘actor’ so I’m def giving it a chance…the Family Time show is with Omar Gooding (with his everlasting baby face)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    He 36 and still look like a baby :rofl:

  • Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire

    Oh hey OTB :coffee: Word on twitter was you got ran off of here. Chile,,,I was like :blink: I knew youd be the bigger MAN and come back :ashamed: I wouldnt let no haters run me off…When minez come for me I just be laffin,,,Dont be mad at me hater. Be mad at your dad. His weak genes is the reason her tiddys are asymmetric *giggles*

  • Diva

    :hug: MissHarlem po me sumthing ma!

  • luVn_liFe…

    Beyonce, who will perform during the Super Bowl halftime, shared her favorite formula and all the ingredients are easy to find:

    Ingredients:

    2 ripe avocados (make sure they are a bit soft to the touch)
    1 small onion
    1 clove garlic (you can use a small amount of crushed garlic)
    1 small tomato
    1 1/2 Tablespoons lime juice
    Salt and pepper to taste
    Corn chip scoops
    Instructions:
    Peel avocados and remove the pit
    Smash with a spoon in a large bowl
    Add onion, garlic and tomato, lime juice, salt and pepper
    Mix it well
    Cover with plastic wrap and place in the refrigerator for about 20 minutes.
    Fill corn chips scoops with guacamole and enjoy.
    ~ KING BEYS RECEIPE! :tea:

  • MissHarlem

    Ok boo just warning you dont say I was never nice to you :grin:

  • luVn_liFe…

    MissHarlem says:
    Me and Kevin Hart is most likely the same height

    ~ ~ ~
    MmmmKay *Pinkay Fanga in da AIR!

  • Dymond

    haven’t been that nice lately :coffee:

  • tintin1979

    she may want to leave him, but she can’t. He looks like he will expose her a$$ and even put in lies here and there.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Luvyn :shank:

  • MissHarlem

    DIVA hmmmm I think I am in a bulldog mood today so thats what Im gonna get FCKD up on later. Lets have a sip now to make sure its good

  • luVn_liFe…

    :wink:
    GOTCHA!

  • MissHarlem

    actually you havent been that nice lately :coffee: but Imma let you have that one

  • luVn_liFe…

    @Jenie????

    WUTTTTTTTTT the receipe . . . I KNOW I SPELLED RECIPE WRONG :shrug:

  • Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire

    sup Brenda glad to see you back out after you know what happened to your you know where

    ^Shut up! :hahaha: I was using the wrong lube. Ive switched to a water based lubricant,,,Slides right on in now :ashamed:

  • Oldskool71

    Brenden says:
    “Maybe Nikis not clean back there. Long nails, lots of ass meat…It can be difficult to wash properly”

    I wonder about stuff like that…the booty “models” with a LOT going on back there always have me staring at their arms to see how long they are and if they would be long enough to reach back there to whip properly :think:

  • MissHarlem

    Im about to FCK up my lunch. I am starved and I want a nice salad. NOM NOM NOM time

  • Miany

    tintin1979 says:
    she may want to leave him, but she can’t. He looks like he will expose her a$$ and even put in lies here and there.
    ^^ I think it’s probably that amongst other things.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    Ty Diamondddddd :hugs:

    @Diva says: Persuajon…bet a lurker is writing the name down right now!

    :hahaha: Divurrr…no, a much prettier name that they could use would be Eu’thanasia….it’s french I think!

  • NaijaGal

    LUV N – nah it comes on before that although I may have to record it to watch 4 Weedings :)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    *correction Dymonddddddd

  • OutsidetheBox

    Oh hey OTB Word on twitter was you got ran off of here. Chile,,,I was like I knew youd be the bigger MAN and come back I wouldnt let no haters run me off…When minez come for me I just be laffin,,,Dont be mad at me hater. Be mad at your dad. His weak genes is the reason her tiddys are asymmetric *giggles*
    _______________________________

    Fukk twitter and its twats. :fistbump: That hater still holding my balls. I’m goodT

  • Dymond

    it’s hard to be nice when you constantly picking shanks out of your neck :coffee: enjoy your lunch boo

  • Oldskool71

    I meant wipe :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    :hahaha: @ Oldsk…I wonder that same thing about extremely obese people. Like how do you “wranch” around enuff to get errythang clean?
    :thinking”

  • MissHarlem

    :kiss:

  • Nakeya_j

    I wonder about stuff like that…the booty “models” with a LOT going on back there always have me staring at their arms to see how long they are and if they would be long enough to reach back there to whip properly
    ——
    Ewww. I used to have a gf in college that had a big old ass. When she took off her jeans, or used the bathroom it would smell so damn bad. Ughhhhhh.

  • luVn_liFe…

    OlSkOOl :wave:

    wuddup MaaM

  • Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire

    I wonder about stuff like that…the booty “models” with a LOT going on back there always have me staring at their arms to see how long they are and if they would be long enough to reach back there to whip properly

    ^Makes me wonder as well. I envision them laying on the bathroom floor in the fetal position is the only way they can properly get all up in there to wipe thoroughly :shrugs: There is a thing as too much #ijs

  • OutsidetheBox

    I added Apple Nachos to the Game Day menu @LuVn. Bey betta gone with that basic recipe. Bish know she eating escargot. :lol: :heart:

  • luVn_liFe…

    That hater still holding my balls.
    ~ ~ ~
    So UR Warm on This Chilly day in FL?

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    :dead:
    BRENDEN Ming Lee ill GNAT giving no whip discount! furthermore :tea: word on the skreet is that acidic jizz u skeeted out on yo last visit ate thru her skin & YEW is banned down there anyweighs! Burl BYE! :bye: LMAO!!!

  • Dymond

    :kiss:

    I can leave now :bye: happy black history month!

  • luVn_liFe…

    Makes me wonder as well. I envision them laying on the bathroom floor in the fetal position is the only way they can properly get all up in there to wipe thoroughly There is a thing as too much
    :blink:

    ehhh

    @otB whats Apple NacHos :popcorn:

  • OutsidetheBox

    My mama got a donky booty and she dont seem to have trouble keeping clean. :shrug: She one of them who quit to call out some rankness.

    A big ass dont mean big asshole? Bren? You’d know? :hahaha:

  • Dymond

    :rofl: Fay

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Shaun….do you think that BB creme you use on your face would “work” for me. My skintone is pretty even but, I wanna hide these freckles and moles. :yes:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    175 Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire says:

    I wonder about stuff like that…the booty “models” with a LOT going on back there always have me staring at their arms to see how long they are and if they would be long enough to reach back there to whip properly

    ^Makes me wonder as well. I envision them laying on the bathroom floor in the fetal position is the only way they can properly get all up in there to wipe thoroughly There is a thing as too much #ijs

    :hahaha: :ghost: i hatechu so fuggin much for the VISUAL!!!! :crying:

  • Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire

    That hater still holding my balls

    ^ *giggles* Your androginititty turns me on :ashamed: In other news….I just got told Im posting too frequently and to slow down by wordpress…Which may mean Sandra has me on a thin rope,,,,Or that I need to get up get out and get a life…So dueces….TTYL

  • prynsexxx

    Harlem says:

    bc Im so short with thick thighs I have to watch the weight
    ____________________________________

    So that ain’t YOU in that pic?

  • Oldskool71

    @Whang HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!

    The big lower body thing makes me wonder if they are wiping from the front instead of the back…okay never mind since some folks may still be eating lunch :-P

  • luVn_liFe…

    @pryn
    Thats ALiYah in mzHarlems Gravie . . . right?

  • prynsexxx

    Apple Nachos
    ______________________

    Recipe, por for vor. :waiting:

  • OutsidetheBox

    So UR Warm on This Chilly day in FL?
    _________________________________

    Snug as a bug in a rug. It was 30° this morn but the sun came out and its beautiful and bearable now.

    Its suppossed to be great weekend weather, gonna reward good grades with a trip to the Medieval Faire :duel:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Shaun…Can me and Jay come along for his BDAY?! We don’t wanna be in this fuggin cold. :wail:

    I miss YSO, she always felt my pain. :yes:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Wiping from Back to Front?????
    I SURE AS HAYLE HOPE NOT!! MOFOS WILL HAVE A DAMN bacterial infection!

    EeeH

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    :buttshake: <—my donk

    please balee it stay clean. ju DO gotta position that thang over to get on down there :yes:

    there is more that one position required for proper cleansing :yes:

    #helpful
    #each1teach1

  • luVn_liFe…

    OTB
    is it Report card day? Do all of em have GooD grades?

  • Miany

    Dirty booty come in all shapes, shades and sizes. Bad hygeine is bad hygeine! Don’t matter if you got a donkey, stallion or lil pony. If you too nasty to care, you ain’t gonna take time to wash properly.

  • luVn_liFe…

    there is more that one position required for proper cleansing
    ~ ~ ~
    Yes MaaM! and keep wipes handy ALWAYS

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    :wail: @ Lil Pony

  • Ty

    Hey Whang :dead: At that dog in the hospital gown

    So that damn dog finally got Bo huh and she preggo :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Apple Nachos: Something sweet to work with all the savory.

    Apples (something tart crispy), lemon juice to keep them from turning.

    Drizzle melted peanut butter over thin slices of apple, and top with pecans, walnuts, coconut, chocolate chips…whatever you pair with apples.

    Yum-O!

  • Oldskool71

    Nakeya_j says:
    Ewww. I used to have a gf in college that had a big old ass. When she took off her jeans, or used the bathroom it would smell so damn bad. Ughhhhhh.

    Gawd me too! We were roomates for a hot minute and dudes used to be PRESSED for this chick but I used to think, if they only smelled what I’d smell when she’d undress or come from out the bathroom. :crying:

  • LadieLeo

    :waves: prynsexxx we still on the outs?

  • Nakeya_j

    or lil pony
    —-
    *giggles out loud*

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

    about the clean butt discussion….long story short…some chicks (and even dudes) need a bidet…it would likely solve a lot of prollems! :lol:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    m&m’s? :yes:
    cookies? :yes:
    m&m’s + cookies? :no:

    #random
    #watchinthechew

  • luVn_liFe…

    Apple Nachos: Something sweet to work with all the savory.

    Apples (something tart crispy), lemon juice to keep them from turning.

    Drizzle melted peanut butter over thin slices of apple, and top with pecans, walnuts, coconut, chocolate chips…whatever you pair with apples.
    :shock: WoWzErs! delicious!! I May try this tonight!

  • OutsidetheBox

    My skintone is pretty even but, I wanna hide these freckles and moles.
    _______________________________

    Why fore you wanna hide the stuff thats beauty marks? :( And the BBs made in America prolly wont..not without a cover of concealor too prolly.

    You could get away with a tinted moisturizer..which is essentially what the Cover Girl BB sounds like. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    @Oldsk thankssss :happy:

    :offtopic: This new file clerk…has on a multi-colored gypsy skirt..(the kind with uneven diamond shaped pieces of cloth in layers)..and some square toed platform shoes…and some slightly above the ankles black SOCKS! (Plus she’s short with a pot belly and REAL skinny legs)
    I swear I’m not lyin!!

    I got up and walked away from the computer just now..cuz y’all had me laffin too hard…and ran smack dab into her in tha hall way.
    I tried to hold the laff in but it escaped!
    :dead:

  • Nakeya_j

    Gawd me too! We were roomates for a hot minute and dudes used to be PRESSED for this chick but I used to think, if they only smelled what I’d smell when she’d undress or come from out the bathroom
    —-
    Chile me and two other of our gfs hid under her bed while she had company, and it smelled like hot trash. yuck!

  • luVn_liFe…

    long story short…some chicks (and even dudes) need a bidet,YUP

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Miany says:

    Dirty booty come in all shapes, shades and sizes. Bad hygeine is bad hygeine! Don’t matter if you got a donkey, stallion or lil pony. If you too nasty to care, you ain’t gonna take time to wash properly.

    :hahaha: LMAO!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    :waves: Tyyy…yup…we’ll know if the test is positive very soon!

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Shaun…I hate these danged freckles. :wail:

    CoverGirl BB you say? Maybe. I don’t wear concealor and stuff so, i’ll try it.

    It’s light right?

  • Oldskool71

    Miany says:
    Dirty booty come in all shapes, shades and sizes. Bad hygeine is bad hygeine! Don’t matter if you got a donkey, stallion or lil pony. If you too nasty to care, you ain’t gonna take time to wash properly.

    This is true!!!

    Hey Luvn :kiss: I was in lurk mode the other day and I had your back with the MG…Maybe I need an eye exam but I saw two different people too! Both were pretty but ummm…

  • OutsidetheBox

    :yes: @KITA Anytime! Jay would love it. Nerd chit. :lol:

    @LuVn..earlier in the week. Yep, everybody had great grades. OTB15 is soooo happy to be done with PE. It was a constant C. :lol: #HerMama’sdaughter

    But done with PE means Driver’s Ed. :no:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Chile me and two other of our gfs hid under her bed while she had company, and it smelled like hot trash. yuck!
    ~ ~ ~
    Oh My GAWWWWD!!! eeeh

  • OutsidetheBox

    m&m’s + cookies? :no:
    ________________

    You sure? Some of the best cookies from this little bakery here: butter cookie with mini m&ms. :heart:

  • Diva

    MissHarlem says:

    DIVA hmmmm I think I am in a bulldog mood today so thats what Im gonna get FCKD up on later. Lets have a sip now to make sure its good

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Thanks ma :cheers:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    Ewwww @ Nakey…
    Like can’t folk smell that when they go to the bathroom? They can’t be THAT immune can they? I mean booty rust is a pretty skrong smell. Yuck

  • luVn_liFe…

    OlsKool
    I was in lurk mode the other day and I had your back with the MG…Maybe I need an eye exam but I saw two different people too! Both were pretty but ummm…
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    dont Remind me :lol: Thats all i said :hahaha: I also thought and said Both GALS wer purrty,Just didnt thank it was one in the same :shrug:

    @oTb
    good Grief,Drivers ED :rolleyes: BUT IT will save you tons of money soo

  • OutsidetheBox

    It’s light right?
    __________________

    LuVn said it didnt cover nuffin. :lol: You aint got chit to cover. Win! :lol:

  • Oldskool71

    @Dimpz
    Hey sweets! I have the Garnier BB cream and it’s VERY sheer. I wouldn’t advise a BB cream if your are looking for any type of coverage.

  • Diva

    Oldskool71 says:

    Nakeya_j says:
    Ewww. I used to have a gf in college that had a big old ass. When she took off her jeans, or used the bathroom it would smell so damn bad. Ughhhhhh.

    Gawd me too! We were roomates for a hot minute and dudes used to be PRESSED for this chick but I used to think, if they only smelled what I’d smell when she’d undress or come from out the bathroom
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    A rotten funky dirty azz is no bueno! :nono:

  • luVn_liFe…

    booty rust is a pretty skrong smell. Yuck
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    :ghost:
    mZwhang ima Kick Yo bissh In the a.s.s. Gurrl you made me Holler out loud!!!!! go wait by the phone for ur call and LOG OG NAAAH!

  • Nakeya_j

    Ewwww @ Nakey…
    Like can’t folk smell that when they go to the bathroom? They can’t be THAT immune can they? I mean booty rust is a pretty skrong smell. Yuck
    —-
    It went on like that the whole year. Just nasty. It smelled like the puss was rotten.

  • LadieLeo

    I just watched All Rolls Everything on youtube, the parody of TD :rofl: He says pizza, pizza, pizza

  • Miany

    Nakeya_j says:

    Gawd me too! We were roomates for a hot minute and dudes used to be PRESSED for this chick but I used to think, if they only smelled what I’d smell when she’d undress or come from out the bathroom
    —-
    Chile me and two other of our gfs hid under her bed while she had company, and it smelled like hot trash. yuck!
    ^^ :gossip: <~~~~ you and the girls down there like "wtf died in her"… I woulda rolled my arse from under the bed (don't care if they see me either)… :kona: <~~~me rolling alldaway to the door!

  • flyygirl

    hey roses. thank God its friday!

    did yall hear about the 31 year old man who killed a mother and daughter while driving 100 mph in a 25 mph zone? Do any of you every drive at such speeds because you are in a rush or because the person in front of you is driving too slow for your liking?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    @LuvN :rofl:

  • Diva

    MamaDiva says azz will always smell like hot rotten garbage if you don’t take a wash cloth with soap and wash it out. :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    LuVn said it didnt cover nuffin. You aint got chit to cover. :rolleyes:
    chille it wasnt worth the effort to even put on my face,I FELT Like a jacka.s.s like errybody was :haha: at me

  • LadieLeo

    100 in a 25????? cray cray

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Hey Oldskool. :hug: Ok, do yall mind if I put up a CLOSEUP so yall can better judge?

  • Blackswan

    hey yall :waves:

    anybody ever been in a ghetto fashion show before????

  • LadieLeo

    Is that little boy still being held hostage?

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Black…Just the hairshow the school I went to had. :shrug:

  • Oldskool71

    mzwhang90210 says:
    Ewwww @ Nakey…
    Like can’t folk smell that when they go to the bathroom? They can’t be THAT immune can they? I mean booty rust is a pretty skrong smell. Yuck

    I think when people stink like that, their sense of smell becomes desensitized (sp?) to it so they don’t smell themselves. Sort of like when you go into someones house and it stinks but they walk right on in like they don’t smell anything. :(

  • OutsidetheBox

    did yall hear about the 31 year old man who killed a mother and daughter while driving 100 mph in a 25 mph zone? Do any of you every drive at such speeds because you are in a rush or because the person in front of you is driving too slow for your liking?
    ________________________

    I drive at high speeds pretty much all the time. Never 100 unless I’m on the highway. I think ppl being stubborn/feeling like they own the road contribute to a lot of accidents and road rage.

    God Bless that ass. RIP to the mom and daughter.

  • luVn_liFe…

    Do any of you every drive at such speeds because you are in a rush or because the person in front of you is driving too slow for your liking?
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    :ido: but not to that extent 100 in 25mph lane :nono:
    AS a Matter of fact the was My Resolution for the NY to sloow da FcuK down!

  • LadieLeo

    I just read that the lil boy is safe but they don’t see the standoff ending soon.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Kita has great skin. Grinds my gears *thinks of face full of SLOWLY fading acne scars* :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    I woulda rolled my arse from under the bed (don’t care if they see me either)… <~~~me rolling alldaway to the door!
    _____________________________________________________
    :wail: Miany whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

    :waves: Fly
    That's terrible! 2 lives taken b'cuz of that loon. To answer your? nope…I NEVER get that impatient.

  • Blackswan

    @mzdimplez

    my friend is having a “fashion show” asked me to do it….I am scared.

  • OutsidetheBox

    AS a Matter of fact the was My Resolution for the NY to sloow da FcuK down!
    _________________

    :ashamed: Somebody made me fukking PROMISE to slow down. Grrr.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Shaun…Would you believe I never had acne, besides that monthly bump. Nikki on the other hand.. :no:

  • Milky

    :yawn:

  • luVn_liFe…

    OutsidetheBox says:
    Somebody made me fukking PROMISE to slow down. Grrr.
    ~ ~ ~
    :thumbsup:

  • Oldskool71

    @Blackswan
    What makes it “ghetto”; is it the fashion, the people, location or all of the above?

  • prynsexxx

    @LadieLeo

    ONLY if you ain’t tambout “skrimpin” n’chit. THAT grossed ME out and I don’t turn easily.

    we good :fistbump: …..for now. LOL

  • Betamax82

    Dimpz I don’t see anything to cover

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Yall agree that CG is better than Maybelline, Garnier or Loreal? :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    :waves: Leooooooo…thank God the lil boy is safe. I hadn’t heard any updates.

    But then again..I swear I’ve starting avoiding watching the news. My hubby was trying to talk to me about Turkey this morn…I said please don’t.
    This world is steadily becoming more…*sigh*

  • prynsexxx

    Drizzle melted peanut butter over thin slices of apple, and top with pecans, walnuts, coconut, chocolate chips…whatever you pair with apples.
    __________________________________________

    Oh….I eat p-nut butter and apples ALL THE TIME….. you can keep those other toppings though….but thanks. :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

    @BlackSwan… #233 :ido:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Beta…I have a face full of freckles. :yes:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Lemmee see if I can find a better example

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    I think the pic I just switched to shows it better.

  • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

    Nakeya_j says:

    I wonder about stuff like that…the booty “models” with a LOT going on back there always have me staring at their arms to see how long they are and if they would be long enough to reach back there to whip properly
    ——
    Ewww. I used to have a gf in college that had a big old ass. When she took off her jeans, or used the bathroom it would smell so damn bad. Ughhhhhh.
    **********

    I have friend the same way, except she always smells like turnip greens and musk..

  • Blackswan

    @Oldskool

    location kinda…I went to a hairshow she had an ppl were so drunk they got on stage and started modeling themselves lol smh

  • prynsexxx

    LadieLeo says:

    I just read that the lil boy is safe but they don’t see the standoff ending soon.
    _____________________

    I pray he hasn’t “touched” that lil boy. THAT’S ALL I’ve been thinking about. Was the bus driver “blk” b/c they said the shooting was a hate crime.

  • luVn_liFe…

    @dimpz
    Yeah find a BETTER Example :rolleyes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    No Kita I think The CG is a NO go. Freckles are gonna need something heavier.

  • Miany

    So sad…speeding is one of my bad habits. I gotta heavy foot but, not that heavy. Never 100 on a local road…Got pulled over omw to work on Thanksgiving. I flew right passed the state trooper. State trooper was SOOOOO mad, he wanted to ticket me but, he said “It’s a damn shame you saw me and still flew past me, I’d really hate to write you a ticket on Thanksgiving, just SLOW DOWN & go….NOW!!”

  • Blackswan

    @Nikke

    were you nervous? how did it turn out?

  • luVn_liFe…

    I went to a hairshow she had an ppl were so drunk they got on stage and started modeling themselves lol smh
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    :lol: I see why ur ScuRRed BLACKSWAN!

    @prynsexx a HATE CRIME wow

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hug: @Prynn

  • LadieLeo

    I pray he hasn’t “touched” that lil boy. THAT’S ALL I’ve been thinking about. Was the bus driver “blk” b/c they said the shooting was a hate crime.
    ******************************
    I saw a pic of the bus driver he didn’t look black. I hadn’t heard anything about a hate crime. My thought anytime you just kill someone you dang sure didn’t love em so it’s a hate crime.

  • Miany

    @DImpz…Your skin looks really clear. Not even a blemish on the pic you got up face-on.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    Milkayyy… :hugs:

    My pooch told me …to tell you..to tell YOUR pooch…that SHE’S the HBIC on this hurr blog & your b*tch is just “company”.

    Iono what that means… :shrug: I’m just the messenger.

  • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

    Drizzle melted peanut butter over thin slices of apple, and top with pecans, walnuts, coconut, chocolate chips…whatever you pair with apples.
    __________________________________________

    Oh….I eat p-nut butter and apples ALL THE TIME….. you can keep those other toppings though….but thanks
    **************

    I am eating peanut butter now :) I have a whole wheat tortilla that I put in the toaster oven w/butter and cinnamon and cool whip

  • luVn_liFe…

    CG aint bout Shyte!!

  • Oldskool71

    @Dimpz
    Girl I’m squinting and crossing my eyes trying to see what you see on your face and I don’t see NUFFIN! Not even no dimples!!! :mad: So, I think a BB cream may be what you are looking for; something with light coverage.

    @Diva
    Hey Ma! Happy Burfday month! :koolaid3: Dranks on me!

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    :shocked: @ Luv

    Yall ain’t got to be like that! :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :blink: It seems that after being refused a divorce by her husband, the woman decided to kill him by putting a poisonous substance on her genitals right before oral sex. The man noticed a strange smell coming from his wife’s vagina and he rushed her to the hospital, where doctors detected the poison on her genitalia, proving she was trying to kill him in an over-the-top plotline straight out of a South American soap opera or, y’know, everyday life in Brazil.
    :blink:

  • Blackswan

    @luvn

    they had to stop the show several times….free top shelf liquor does not go well with a hairshow

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    Blackswan says: location kinda…I went to a hairshow she had an ppl were so drunk they got on stage and started modeling themselves lol smh
    _______________________________
    :dead:

  • LadieLeo

    But then again..I swear I’ve starting avoiding watching the news. My hubby was trying to talk to me about Turkey this morn…I said please don’t.
    This world is steadily becoming more…*sigh*
    *******************************
    I swear its nothing but sad stuff on there…..I watch it in the am for weather and traffic and end up leaving the house with a heavy heart.

  • Who Dat

    Hey yall. Bye yall. Happy fawkin Friday and chit. Happy hour starts for me…right now.

    :party:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Now that pic is darker than it looks on Gravatar.com. I wish we could post pics directly to posts.

  • LadieLeo

    Blackswan says: location kinda…I went to a hairshow she had an ppl were so drunk they got on stage and started modeling themselves lol smh
    ******************************
    I don’t recall if I’ve went to any hairshows but that sounds like my type of party :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Damn Dubb! :( :bye: Happy Friday.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :sad: we still in here :kona:

  • LadieLeo

    @prynsexxx, I didn’t mean to gross you out I was just putting in my two cents that I heard from my personal gay…….ion have no good stories of my own. I drink a lot, don’t remember much anymore. :shrugs:

  • Blackswan

    @LadieLeo

    ppl were beyond drunk..you can’t offer free liquor to everybody.

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    @ LadieLeo

    I watched First 48 “Missing” last night. This dude had this 15 year old boy run away from home and kept him under the influence of something and was abusing him for a week and took him over state lines to keep him in hiding. I was so happy they found that child but, he was so out of it that he didn’t respond to him momma calling his name walking in to the hospital. Broke my heart. I hope that boy with the idiot in the bus driver killing is okay.

  • luVn_liFe…

    DID They close theU.S. embassy in turkey?

  • flyygirl

    mzwhang90210 I dont drive that fast either. Its just not that serious to me. Plus, it’s very hard to slow down when you are driving that fast. He is in a comma now, and the person that was with him is in critical condition. I would like someone to ask him “was it worth it?” when he wakes up.

    I always tell myself, getting somewhere in a certain amount of time is not more important than my life or someone elses

  • LadieLeo

    @LadieLeo

    ppl were beyond drunk..you can’t offer free liquor to everybody.
    *********************************
    I wonder if that’s why I’m never offered free liquor :shrugs: I kid I kid. I like to drink but I never want to act a fool in public. That’s when it’s time to take my behind home.

  • flyygirl

    did we talk about scandal yet today?

  • LadieLeo

    @RIF, that is sad….It should be a special place in Hades for pedophiles and child abusers. I can’t stand it :crying:

  • LadieLeo

    luVn_liFe… says:

    DID They close theU.S. embassy in turkey?
    ****************
    not sure, the last I heard it was 2 security guards dead and others hurt

  • prynsexxx

    @Dimpz about to get huh face sliced up, tambout some freckles and moles and bullshyt! :karate:

  • Blackswan

    @LadieL

    lol

  • Blackswan

    @LadieL

    lol

  • Oldskool71

    Blackswan says:
    @Oldskool
    location kinda…I went to a hairshow she had an ppl were so drunk they got on stage and started modeling themselves lol smh

    Oh wow!!! :hahaha:

    @Dimpz
    Imma git you girl! :chase: Did you say you have freckles too!? I LOVE to see black folks with freckles! They are sooo cute to me. I have co-worker that has little freckles on her nose and she hates talking to me cause I just sit and smile staring at her nose not paying attention to whatever the heck she’s talking bout which is ususally a bunch of nothing anyway. So here you are sitting up here with dimples that I wanna put my fingers in and face full of freckles and you trying to figure out how to cover them up???!!! :spank:

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Luvin

    They have an update on CNN. I don’t want to post the long article on here. It is a good read though.

  • LadieLeo

    I just made the mistake of telling my honey about the choking convo from downstairs…I get a text you wanna be choked? :smack:

  • Miany

    @LadieLeo….Don’t worry girl…It’s a special place in prison, the morgue and hell for those basstards!

  • prynsexxx

    @RIF

    I missed it last night. I missed a lot of stuff last night. I was doing my weekend cleaning.

    <—– cleans on Dursday so she can have Diday, Datterday and Dunday free.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    @Fly… I could not agree more.
    Folks here in Cali like to drive both fast.. AND too closely behind you..(especially on the freeways!)
    They both irritate and scare me at the same time. I mean where the fluck are you flying to get to???? And usually when they wreck..they end up the least damaged as their victims end up dead. Makes no sense. I just move over and let those fools by.

  • prynsexxx

    :facepalm:

    Sends @Ladieleo back to white font again…… :chase: you NEVER tell the S/O about this shyt HERE! :smack:

    JUST when we were becoming cool again. :no: LOL

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    I have to start watching more comedies. The sh*t I watch is not healthy. I do like those house flipping shows though. Imma have find me a marathon of Love It or List It.

  • Oldskool71

    @LadieLeo
    What was the choking convo downstairs all about??? :popcorn:

  • prynsexxx

    Whang says:

    I just move over and let those fools by.
    ________________________________

    Then wave :hi: to them at the NEXT red light. :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prynnn me/U<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    cleaning
    laundry
    Groceries
    I does all that B$ friday.I needs to do NOTHING on the weekends or get off FRIDAY!

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Whang… and they don’t know how to drive in rain here.. not even when it is just sprinkling. They drive like rain is acid .. maybe because it barely rains here?

  • luVn_liFe…

    ThanXs RIF,is the Embassy closed,I really cant Read it right now

  • luVn_liFe…

    UMMH Y DiD Mariah have on a half a shirt?? That
    WAS
    NOT
    a
    GOOD
    LOOK!
    da FuGG

  • Miany

    @LADIELEO….I’d tell you what to text back but…I dont wanna get banned so just say ‘yes’

  • OutsidetheBox

    I cant stand a fool who cant drive, especially cause its drizzling. And they dont do like Whang and move over, nope they take it personal and play lane games with you.

    I buy special tires so I can burn fukking rubber. B!tch dont kill my vibe. Thats why I :smoke: in my car. Keeps us all safe. :no:

    Mad at me cause I wanna do 65 in the 55 on a back road with no rain? WOw. :no:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    :ashamed:

    yall don’t see those damned freckles? I said I don’t have a lot to cover, just a few small ones. :(

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    I don’t think it is officially closed. It is still under investigation. No Americans were killed.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Damned pic won’t change. :mad:

  • Crickett

    Chickens coming home to roost. A lot of these girls mothers were crack heads, so these girls saw all types of phuckery growing up, it’s made them hard in the heart. Now as adults, their relationships with men are not your average lovey dovey relationship, they have to control a man but be able to get rid of him when they bore. I see you Nikki, your boy is sex addict so let some other chick get him off sometimes. I can hear now “call Becky for that bs”

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Freckles are beauty marks. Bishes use liners to fake moles and freckles to look prettier. If you have barely there freckles naturally, I bet they look beautiful.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    @Prynn…yup… :wave: like…”you sure were inna hurry to get to this redlight huh? :hahaha:

    @RIF…where are u? Here in So Cali..these fewls drive just as fast..if not faster..in rain. I swurr..THOSE are tha folks I just wanna pimp slap!

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Reading…I guess they can be considered as that. I got a bunch of moles too. Lemmee see if I can find that tired ass looking pic I sent
    Shaun a few weeks ago.

  • flyygirl

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I cant stand a fool who cant drive, especially cause its drizzling. And they dont do like Whang and move over, nope they take it personal and play lane games with you.

    ——————————-

    I move over too if i’m not going the appropriate speed in the fast lane. but what i can’t stand is when you are clearly in the slow lane going 70 mph and some fool wants to ride your tail! three other lanes and you wanna ride MY tail?! when they do that, i start hitting the break. my way of telling the to BACK OFF!

  • Oldskool71

    ReadingIsFundamental says:
    Freckles are beauty marks. Bishes use liners to fake moles and freckles to look prettier. If you have barely there freckles naturally, I bet they look beautiful.

    I knoooooowwww, my thoughts exactly!!! I said it before and I’ll say it again, I love the things about people that make them stand out…it makes them who they are as an individual. To me Keisha Cole aint Keisha Cole without the gap in her teeth :(

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Northern Cali. Over the bridge from San Fran and under the tunnel from Oakland and up a Mountain. (near St. Mary’s college)

  • Blackswan

    I cant stand a fool who cant drive, especially cause its drizzling. And they dont do like Whang and move over, nope they take it personal and play lane games with you.

    Several times I had to ask God to forgive me for blasting my horn and passing…..only to find out it’s somebody’s great gma smh

  • LadieLeo

    Oldskool71 says:

    @LadieLeo
    What was the choking convo downstairs all about???
    *****************************
    I can’t say cause prynn said I can’t talk about :hunching: and such.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Gravatar is making me look crazy. :(

  • LadieLeo

    @Miany, I responded with a, You wanna choke me? :ashamed:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Love Keyshia WITH her gap. She just kisha <–plain spelling :lol: now

  • flyygirl

    Freckles are beauty marks. Bishes use liners to fake moles and freckles to look prettier. If you have barely there freckles naturally, I bet they look beautiful.

    ——————

    I’ve had “classic” beauty marks all my life. I have one on my cheek like marilyn monroe, one on my chin like moriah (but not raised) and one at the tip of my eye brow like beyonce. I hated them growing up, but other people think they are cute. they are not huge, but small and dainty.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    @RIF..ok.

    @Fly…gurlll I used to do that. But then all this road rage and folks shootin. I just move ova…
    I agree w/u tho..all them OTHA lanes open…but you want to punk ME into movin…
    Ok dude…ur “king of the road” go head on. dummy.

    What I LOVE tho.. (and its only happened to me like twice) is after I let these speed demons pass me…I get further up the road and they’ve been pulled ova! :yahoo:

  • LadieLeo

    @prynsexxx – ok I didn’t know I couldn’t tell the outsiders. I won’t do it again. I didn’t know that rule, I know now :-D

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    I hope Sandra’s dr. appt went well and she will feel up to posting when she returns.

  • Oldskool71

    @Prynn
    Pryyyynnnnn *in my whiney voice* LadieLeo say she can’t tell me bout the getting choked out convo from downstairs cause you say she can’t talk about it…TELLLLL MEEEEEE! :crying:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    :lol: @ Kisha

    Fugg it. I’mma just blush. :rolleyes:

    Thanks yall. :hug:

  • Miany

    LadieLeo says:
    @Miany, I responded with a, You wanna choke me?
    ^^ I’m waiting on his response….Is he down for the choke or is he a scary cat?

  • Nakeya_j

    *peeks in* Oh we still in here…ok :kona:

  • NaijaGal

    lil wayne still has his locs…yall can breathe easy now :)

  • LadieLeo

    @Miany, he said if you wanna be choked……

  • prynsexxx

    LadieLeo says:

    Oldskool71 says:
    @LadieLeo
    What was the choking convo downstairs all about???
    *****************************
    I can’t say cause prynn said I can’t talk about and such.
    _______________________________

    LOL YOU can talk about it. Just don’t be telling the boyfriend about YOUR lil secrets. Just whip the shat on him and let him be amazed by it. If you gone choke him, don’t tell him….just choke his ass.

  • Nakeya_j

    lil wayne still has his locs

    Is he still dirty?

  • prynsexxx

    @Oldskool

    Girl go down there and read for yourself. I couldn’t tell you WHICH post# to start at b/c I came in on the tail end (pun may or may not be intended) of it.

    Yall silly! :rofl:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    **use blush

  • Miany

    @Naija from downstairs, I can’t do lil ****les…(hopefully I dont fall in love with a lil ****le man). If I can’t choke on it I’m sure there’s not much damage it can do down below.

  • LadieLeo

    LOL YOU can talk about it. Just don’t be telling the boyfriend about YOUR lil secrets. Just whip the shat on him and let him be amazed by it. If you gone choke him, don’t tell him….just choke his ass
    ***************************
    I don’t whip nothing out on him cause he too nassy and be down for everything I’m trying not to be completely sprung :no: :ashamed:

  • Nakeya_j

    I don’t whip nothing out on him cause he too nassy and be down for everything I’m trying not to be completely sprung
    —-
    :dead: :hahaha:

  • Miany

    @Oldskool We were talking about being choked during s e x…do you like it? Some don’t like it, some are indifferent, some haven’t had it done yet.

  • Nakeya_j

    Miany says:

    @Naija from downstairs, I can’t do lil ****les…(hopefully I dont fall in love with a lil ****le man). If I can’t choke on it I’m sure there’s not much damage it can do down below.
    —-
    :ghost:

  • LadieLeo

    Miany says:

    @Naija from downstairs, I can’t do lil ****les…(hopefully I dont fall in love with a lil ****le man). If I can’t choke on it I’m sure there’s not much damage it can do down below.
    *******************************
    its the damage below that’s the problem……it is such thing as too much of a good thing

  • Oldskool71

    prynsexxx says:
    @Oldskool
    Girl go down there and read for yourself. I couldn’t tell you WHICH post# to start at b/c I came in on the tail end (pun may or may not be intended) of it.
    Yall silly!
    ————————–
    :steer: let me go downtown and see what’s going onnnnnn with this choking thang

  • NaijaGal

    If I can’t choke on it I’m sure there’s not much damage it can do down below.
    ========================
    :rofl: where’s BUNION…I think you two are a match made in freak heaven :lol:

  • Nakeya_j

    Random Mommy/Son story

    Son (while in bathroom): Mommy come here quick please
    Me: What’s wrong
    (He now comes out of the bathroom)
    Son: Mommy, everytime I touch my dinky it gets bigger. See look
    Me: NO! Listen pull up your clothes, and wash your hands. Are you done in the bathroom?
    Son: But mommy look
    Me: NO! And don’t ask anyone else that. Matter of fact when you see your dad tomorrow ask him.

    ….I was so shocked and had no idea of what to say…I can’t deal.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    If you gone choke him, don’t tell him….just choke his ass
    _______________________
    I swurrr I lubb me some Prynn :rofl:

  • NaijaGal

    Is he still dirty?
    ==================
    he probably smells awesome but he does look like he smells of dusty puss :lol:

  • Miany

    @Ladieleo….It’s possible to get too much of a good thing but, I love the feeling of waking up sore after a great night. I like to be reminded of my expolits when I’m walking and I feel a lil wobble in my legs… The pum gets regular maintenance so there’s no lasting damage.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Nakeya…Been there. He was bathing at the time though. :lol:

  • Nakeya_j

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Nakeya…Been there. He was bathing at the time though
    —-
    What did you say to him? I had no idea of what to say to my 5 year old. I was so stuck

  • Miany

    @Nakeya… a male poster the other day said to explain to your boys “if there are any accidents, get a rag and clean up” male poster said no further explanation needed.

  • Miany

    Oh….he’s 5??? I think that poster meant that advice for like 9/10 and up.

    Time to go clock out….Have a good weekend yall!

  • Oldskool71

    Okay I’ve never been choked but I’ve been bitten and I aint talking about no lil love bite! Mofo left me bruised on my shoulder. I don’t play that having remnants of roughness left over the next day cause when I finally saw it I was like “damn, have i been abrused” :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE_mjPDAfAk cougar lover

    thats how it usually works, you pay for a service, and it is performed. he aint married and nicki minaj doesn’t seem like she is into dudes so… :shrug:

  • LadieLeo

    @Miany – normally that’s my stance but I’m starting to rethink it. I had been a good girl before we started then got fass in the hind and done literally bit off more than I can chew. I have to be like dude my child adopted I ain’t built for all that down in them parts. But I keep going back for more so clearly I ain’t learned yet.

  • LadieLeo

    Have a good weekend Miany

  • goat76

    So I’m just tryin to take it day-to-day if they would let a G
    breathe; cop cars by the threes
    Bishes call me Papa John cause I keep that extra cheese
    Overseas in the sun, livin for the fun
    in Milan with some bad bishes probably wanna y’own
    When will it dawn on them I’m a don?
    Ridin foreign, curtains drawn, gettin blown by a blonde
    I’m the bomb, terrorist, hella rich, wreckin ****
    Nigga ask about me homie I suggest you tell ‘em this!!

    I’m sucka duckin, I’m sucka free
    You ain’t a G, don’t **** with me

  • LadieLeo

    Oldskool71 says:

    Okay I’ve never been choked but I’ve been bitten and I aint talking about no lil love bite! Mofo left me bruised on my shoulder. I don’t play that having remnants of roughness left over the next day cause when I finally saw it I was like “damn, have i been abrused”
    ******************
    I remember once in high school I had a bite like that….I was like wow when all that happened. Good times good times

  • luVn_liFe…

    :smack:
    Bawsip
    has a pic of Kaepernicks Real mother :rolleyes: He’s a spitting image of her

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Luvin; I’m still not ready to claim him. It’s rumored that his daddy is black. I wish him all the best though and it must suck to go through life not knowing what you are or who your parents are or even worse.. know the bish that didn’t want you.

  • Oldskool71

    @LuVn
    I swear I think that some of the people that post on that site are psychotic…I can’t believe some of the stuff the people on there say to each other :no:

  • Nakeya_j

    ReadingIsFundamental says:

    Luvin; I’m still not ready to claim him. It’s rumored that his daddy is black. I wish him all the best though and it must suck to go through life not knowing what you are or who your parents are or even worse.. know the bish that didn’t want you.

    Or that the bish had another kid and she kept him. I wonder if she is not saying who the dad is because he is black. I wonder if the dad even knows he a dad?

  • luVn_liFe…

    @rif
    YOu Know he’s okay with being adopted.the Problen is his bio mammie who’s been talkin bout wanting to meet him and blaH blah blah,She needs to leave that man be.
    And she has an 8yr old who is 100% Caucasian.
    He doesnt know his Bio father or mother and DOESNT WANT TO KNOW em

  • luVn_liFe…

    Oldskool71 says:
    I swear I think that some of the people that post on that site are psychotic…I can’t believe some of the stuff the people on there say to each other
    ~ ~ ~
    :hahaha: yes they are and ther editors,writers,etc.Are Some ignanant FEWLS

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Oldskool: I don’t read comments on other blogs. I would loose my e-zin. At least on here, it’s a controlled number of people and you can just scroll past some comments or posters and catch a few topics that you might want to engage in. Other sites give free annon reign to act e-fools.

  • NaijaGal

    :newpost: is up

  • Ty

    Just read the write up about Colin *smdh*

    Now she wants to have a relationship chile please :stop:

  • prynsexxx

    I love the feeling of waking up sore after a great night
    ____________________________

    YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :cosign:

  • Check Mate

    Hmmmm