Jay Z and Solange Explain Elevator Fight Video

Hip Hop mogul Jay Z Knowles-Carter and his twisted stepsister Solange Knowles appeared on Saturday Night Live to explain the elevator surveillance video that captivated America last week. The video was leaked to a gossip tabloid by a former employee of the posh Standard Hotel for an undisclosed sum of cash.

Solange's innocent explanation is that she was merely kicking a spider off of Jay Z's rented tuxedo. Jay Z's bodyguard, Julius, stood by nervously, ready to do nothing again if things got out of hand.

In a surprise appearance, Solange's older sister (and main financial supporter) Beyonce Knowles-Carter also stopped by to give her version of the elevator fiasco. “Last week, we was all at the Met Ball having a great time,” she said. “We'd been dranking watermelon. But the next morning we woke up and saw that people had posted a picture of us. We was like, "Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, na na na!"

That explains everything.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    Nigga killed me when he the Jay Z "Yup." :rofl:

  • VDot

    Can we get a post about the "On the Run" trailer? I know you watched it at least 10 times Sandra :yes:

  • Wasting time

    Can we get a post about the “On the Run” trailer? I know you watched it at least 10 times Sandra :yes:

    :cosign:

    Y'all watching Maya show tonight?

  • VDot

    I was :lol: at "Jay" saying Bey was out making a sexually aggressive video about a monogamous relationship.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I thought Maya Rudolph was hilarious :lol:

  • Beta

    Meh the only thing funny was Mya's surfbordt other than that this is stupid

  • MissHarlem

    :coffee: I been over this story before they got home that Monday night. I guess I got a chuckle out of this

  • Bootcampgirl

    I'm ready for this shat to be old news :facepalm:

  • Smokie

    About time for Maya to start playing Tina Knowles, isn't it? I thought the Solange character sounded/acted just like her.

  • Bootcampgirl

    Hey Miss :dance:

  • MUNCHOSGIRL

    I LOVE MAYA, I WONDER IF SHE CAN SING AS GOOD AS HER MOTHER?

  • MissHarlem

    BOOT hey boo :hug:

  • VDot

    Yall seen that video of Shay aka Buckey busting Joseline's friend over the head with a bottle? I don't like that bish :no:

  • Bootcampgirl

    @VDot, what for? :popcorn:

  • Wasting time

    Are any of you going to watch Maya show tonight?

    Munch
    I don't think she can sand like Minnie :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I LOVE MAYA, I WONDER IF SHE CAN SING AS GOOD AS HER MOTHER?
    ===========
    I feel like she sang in one of her movies. She can carry a tune, but she's no Minnie. Then again, I could be tripping.

  • Beta

    MissH :hi: you see the Haves is coming back on May 27th can't wait

    Oh how is the new gig treating you

  • Bootcampgirl

    I guess she trying to follow in Da Brat's footsteps..

  • Wasting time

    Shay better get Brat time for that. That was so crazy :no:

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    I’m ready for this shat to be old news
    ______________

    seriously. :yes: :yawn:

  • Beta

    Nah V dot but if she ain't learned from the Brat what happens when you do ish like that she gone learn today

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Yall seen that video of Shay aka Buckey busting Joseline’s friend over the head with a bottle? I don’t like that bish
    ============
    ¡BASURA! Shay is straight trash... ole making fruit, Francine looking behind.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @BETA

    What the phuck is that in your gravie? :lol:
    :no:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    VDot says:

    Can we get a post about the “On the Run” trailer?
    __________________

    Zeralyn showed it to me last night on her cell phone. It went by so quickly I didn't see nothing. And I'm too lazy to Google it. So the answer is no. :coffee:

  • BullSweetness

    I enjoyed the On The Run trailer. Jay and Bey won't be winning any Oscars anytime soon though. Maybe if they superimpose their face on a real actor like they did the MJ hologram :tea:

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    yo! I just saw a pic of Rob Kardashian looking like big ass DJ Khaled right about now.

    Rob done got good and swole. :shocked:

  • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

    I laughed, but frankly I think the Roses could have made me laugh harder had the written the sketch. But hubby say we can't have no reality show yall. Hater.

  • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Sandra Rose says:

    VDot says:

    Can we get a post about the “On the Run” trailer?
    __________________

    Zeralyn showed it to me last night on her cell phone. It went by so quickly I didn’t see nothing. And I’m too lazy to Google it. So the answer is no.
    ******************

    :hahaha: You're a mess girl.

  • VDot

    @BootCamp - I don't know why, but she cracked her with an Ace of Spades bottle. :shrug: She's just a hot mess all around. #FAIL

    List of her failures:

    *Flavor of Love - Kissing all on Flava :hurl:

    *Se.x Tape - She got smutted out, lint in her bootyhall and ended the scene talmabout "He just nutted all over me :hurl:

    *Scrappy - She was financing the fugg out of him. As a side h0e :huh: Not to mention that awful wig on the reunion

    *Fight - You going to hail today. :box:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    User Friendly says:

    yo! I just saw a pic of Rob Kardashian looking like big ass DJ Khaled right about now.
    Rob done got good and swole.
    ______________

    I bet ya he has an odor :no:

  • Beta

    A pretty young lady Man

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    :shame: That I saw the trailer for On The Run, and have to admit that I would watch it if I could it from Redbox using one of my FREE codes. It looked more interesting than the trailers I've seen for some of the summer BLOCKBUSTERS? :shrug:

    :thinks: How much they paid the actors for this, or if they did it on the strength of it being Bey & Hov?

  • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

    :offtopic:

    Headed to the A for Memorial Day weekend. Can anyone recommend an affordable hotel/motel in a safe neighborhood and activities for children besides that crowded aquarium?

  • missyJ

    Keened needed the pank lip.... it's all in the details :tea:

  • San ah make ya dance

    These mofos crazy :rofl: Julius Tho

  • VDot

    Zeralyn showed it to me last night on her cell phone. It went by so quickly I didn’t see nothing. And I’m too lazy to Google it. So the answer is no. :coffee:

    _________________

    :lol: She showed it to you last night huh? In the bed, during pillow talk? :biggrin:

    Did you see the Instagram clip King Bey posted? Or the actual extended trailer?

  • Bootcampgirl

    Hey Jeeennnaaayyy :yahoo:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Shay must aint learned from the Brat. These people tryna kill people :rofl:

  • missyJ

    Zeralyn showed it to me last night on her cell phone. It went by so quickly I didn’t see nothing. And I’m too lazy to Google it. So the answer is no.
    =============

    WHy does a concert need a trailer? :eyeroll: I'll pass. Thank you Sandra for not feeding into their foolishness :tea:

  • Beta

    I saw a vid yesterday of that boy puzzy rapper and one of his dancers kept getting poked in the asshole by a dude in the crowd till the rapper slapped his hand away I don't know why I kept replaying it :lol:

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    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    I bet ya he has an odor
    ___________

    not with no Kardashian money, he aint. :nono:

    actually he looks kinda cute. just big and cute now. like Gerald Levert. clean and big, cute and big.....just big!

    ....as hell. looking like Chef Boyardee or that Italian cake making man on TLC.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    Sandra Rose says:

    Zeralyn showed it to me last night on her cell phone. It went by so quickly I didn’t see nothing. And I’m too lazy to Google it. So the answer is no.
    ________________________________________________

    Post coital bliss makes you lazy too, huh? :coffee:

  • missyJ

    When is Hit the Floor coming byke? That was my ish

  • FuturedocDonte

    :blink: Saturday night live y'all could have done better :cuss:

    And the MJ hologram creeps me out. When folks is dead they dead.... :no:

  • VDot

    actually he looks kinda cute. just big and cute now. like Gerald Levert. clean and big, cute and big…..just big!

    _______________________

    :stop: I will NOT allow you to tie Gerald Levert to that trashy family :nono: I :love: me some Gerald. Every time I remember that he managed to die (™Dubb) I get sooo sad :( . I wanted to marry Gerald.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Can anyone recommend an affordable hotel/motel in a safe neighborhood and activities for children besides that crowded aquarium?
    ==========
    There are quite a few hotels at perimeter. I've personally stayed at the Hilton Garden Inn. I don't know if Expedia is still running the promotion, but they provided a $25 credit when you booked through the Expedia app.

    The zoo ain't what it used to be :wail: RIP Willie B. I still enjoy the reptile pavilion though. Some may say Centennial Park, but there are too many people in those fountains for my liking. There's always Six Flags.

    You should be able to find a couple of festivals to attend. Truth be told, I go to them just to eat :ashamed: #NoDTTS

  • Who Dat

    Maya can sing.

    But not like her mama. :no: :stop:

  • Beta

    I thought Rob big ass hired a trainer

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    VDot says:

    I will NOT allow you to tie Gerald Levert to that trashy family I me some Gerald. Every time I remember that he managed to die (™Dubb) I get sooo sad . I wanted to marry Gerald.
    ___________________

    :rolleyes: fat is fat. Gerald may have been fine but he still died of a bacon overdose. :shrugs: everybody has a vice and Gerald and Rob got the same one---food!

  • Who Dat

    RIP Willie B
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :sad: He managed to die and I loved his big Gorilla azz.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    Yall can best believe Rob's fat a$$ got some kind of Weight Loss campaign brewing. Kris is too much of a pimp to let that money pass, even if it's exploiting Thickums big self. :coffee:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Rob got too much estrogen in his a$$. When has it ever been a prob for a young man too lose weight when he wasn't big to begin with :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Bird, the Jazz Festival is Friday-Sunday at Piedmont. I've enjoyed attending that one in years past.

  • Beta

    Just saw pics of Majors bday party he's such a cutie :heart:

  • Who Dat

    Gerald may have been fine but he still died of a bacon overdose
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Yall gonna make me go to hell. I am so so SORRY. :crying1:

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    San ah make ya dance says:

    Rob got too much estrogen in his a$$. When has it ever been a prob for a young man too lose weight when he wasn’t big to begin with
    ___________

    maybe he really doesnt want to. aint nun wrong with no big man. be laying on his belly purring like a cat. :rofl: :ashamed:

  • MissHarlem

    BETA I'm here for our show :nun: not a fan of the new job. Applying to others while here. Pray for me

    Shay trashy ass need to get gone somewhere. Yuck ass bitch

  • VDot

    Gerald may have been fine but he still died of a bacon overdose.

    ------------------------------

    :crying: TAKE IT BACK!!!!! He died of an overdose. :thinking: Well, that doesn't sound much better, but it was an accident!

  • Who Dat

    Rob Kardashian looking like big ass DJ Khaled
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    GEAUX!!!

    :kona:

  • San ah make ya dance

    :ghost:

  • San ah make ya dance

    :happy: MissHarlem

  • VDot

    Naw, Rob wants to lose that weight. Yall be hurting his feelings talking about his weight :lol: He was on the reality show crying his eyes out about all the weight he gained. He's sensitive about hit hips. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    :sad: He managed to die and I loved his big Gorilla azz.
    ===========
    I couldn't go to the zoo for years after he died. My first time going back after his death was on Lil Butter's 3rd birthday.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Boot Boot :happy: :kiss:

  • Beta

    Awww shucks MissH I hoped you were happy keep applying something better will come along :)

  • MissHarlem

    SAN :hug: hey suga

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    VDot says:

    Naw, Rob wants to lose that weight. Yall be hurting his feelings talking about his weight He was on the reality show crying his eyes out about all the weight he gained. He’s sensitive about hit hips.
    ____________________

    well he better own that shyt like Ricky Rozay. big dudes get plenty of action. :yes: better get one of them armenian chicks to stand over him in the bed and feed him peeled grapes, babaganoush, and hummus (or whatver they eat)

  • Aprilbaby

    Morning All,

    I think how Maya sadi vidjae was the funniest part. I have really never paid attention to Solange or how she talks or acts.

  • Wasting time

    When is Hit the Floor coming byke? That was my ish
    ==============
    This Monday the 26th!

  • MissHarlem

    BETA girl it's a struggle I'm grinding :whew: I need my monay :wail: tonight when I get home I'm applying to 3 more. It's hard to get my salary but I'm willing to take a pay cut. Not too much though

  • missyJ

    I did not know Maya was Minnie doorter.. Just another reason for me to :love: her

  • San ah make ya dance

    Fool aint been right since that girl left him :wail: :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    So I was watching Mary Well's episode of Unsung on yesterday. Why y'all didn't tell me that she started the trend of being with brusbands?

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    San ah make ya dance says:

    Fool aint been right since that girl left him
    _____________

    which one? Adrienne or Reefa? :think:

    Its a shame too because he could have the pick of the litter but the way his emotions is set up..... :smh: one thing i learned from watching Big Freedia is that confidence is everything. :thumbsup:

  • Beta

    Yes MissH ain't nothing like being happy with your career sometimes money isn't everything

  • San ah make ya dance

    Its a shame too because he could have the pick of the litter but the way his emotions is set up….. :smh: one thing i learned from watching Big Freedia is that confidence is everything. :thumbsup:
    -------------
    OK. They had tats and everything...Adrienne, his as$ didn't even want Malika and she cute

  • San ah make ya dance

    Tell me yall, whats a good website to find cute blazers

  • Hershey

    Buttercup says:

    So I was watching Mary Well’s episode of Unsung on yesterday. Why y’all didn’t tell me that she started the trend of being with brusbands?

    __________________________________________

    What's a brusband? :pc:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Tell me yall, whats a good website to find cute blazers
    ===========
    H&M :warning: only purchase online if you're familiar with the fabric of their blazers.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    What’s a brusband? :pc:
    ========
    She married Bobby Womack then moved on to his brother Curtis. Her kids are siblings/cousins.

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    Buttercup says:

    What’s a brusband?
    ========
    She married Bobby Womack then moved on to his brother Curtis. Her kids are siblings/cousins.
    _________________

    :vomit:

  • missyJ

    OK. They had tats and everything…Adrienne, his as$ didn’t even want Malika and she cute

    ============

    He a fool for that one. Went and mess with Rita azz and got emburrassed :facepalm: ol baby wipe azz

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    #NoDTTS
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    *we ain't THAT cool face* at Buttcup :huh:
    :chase:
    THEN
    *plots to have MsTake mistakenly sit on her. SMOOSHED WELL DONE :yes:

  • Hershey

    :blink: just nasty! wow...yeah she's the originator of keeping it in the family #gross bobby womack was mahfugly so what TF must his cousin had looked like

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    On Topic:
    I thought the spider skit part was hilarious! :rofl: That was only my 2nd time seeing the footage, but it looked funny with them voices :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    *we ain’t THAT cool face* at Buttcup :huh:
    ===========
    Oh really? It's like that? *said like a guy when you turn down his advances*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    SON Best Wishes :2dance:
    =================
    I plan to watch Maya's variety show, she's funny to me :love:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    just nasty! wow…yeah she’s the originator of keeping it in the family #gross bobby womack was mahfugly so what TF must his cousin had looked like
    =========
    Curtis is Bobby's brother. He was on the Unsung episode wearing a turban and missing the entire top row of his teeth :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    OH it's like that :eek:

    :rofl:

  • Bootcampgirl

    :buttshake:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *said like a guy when you turn down his advances*
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    <----thinking of all the different ways I've heard this before :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :shakebutt: :hug:
    :gossip: No good stories from the young men? *snickers*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    <—-thinking of all the different ways I've heard this before
    ============
    "Bytch, you ain't all dat no ways!" is my favorite of all times. :lol:

  • aRoTh

    He was on the Unsung episode wearing a turban and missing the entire top row of his teeth
    ________________________________________

    ....and some fingertips too.

  • MissHarlem

    SON :hug: still struggling but living

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Well, then let me do a SUPER DUPER PRAYER then! :pray:

    YOU gonna be fine :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    ….and some fingertips too.
    =======
    :wail: I didn't see that part. Now I'm going to have to watch it again, and I'm going to look PACIFICALLY for that.

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    Babyface got married to his backup dancer this weekend past.

    Congratulations :champ: or nah :tea:

  • FuturedocDonte

    Buttercup says:

    What’s a brusband?
    ========
    She married Bobby Womack then moved on to his brother Curtis. Her kids are siblings/cousins.
    _________________
    A BAWL of confusion :no:

  • MissHarlem

    :hug: I need it thanks SON

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    you ain't all dat no ways

    <---NEVER has heard that :lol: #truestory *snickers*
    ============
    SON, you also have to reach out for help (sometimes) because many people will help you! :yes: Share your story with folks 'in the know' and maybe they can provide something :shrug: (at least information, or suggestions, or ideas)
    <---Team You Gots to Tell me NO :eek:
    I know I'm all over the board with this one, but ION know your issue :rofl: I am just assuming it's about the little one. Anywho Prayers going up! :pray: #HEiswithyoufriend :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :warning: SR, Man is trying to SELL HIS BANNING PRIVILEGES :warning:

    :gossip: Word around town is all he's asking for is those Bron gymshoes, ah size 2 :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    SON I have. I just want back in a hospital. I have my faith so on that alone I'm good

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :thinking: He'en put no itty bityy shoe joke clause in those rules, right? :huh:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I just want back in a hospital.
    =========
    Well, get byke in the Hospital :chase:
    You desired it & said it, HE heard it, & now you gotta do the (home)work and the rest will be history! :yes:

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    Bron gymshoes, ah size 2
    ________________

    2t :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    SR, he just put the BLOG ON CRAIGSLIST :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    SR, Rumor has it that Man is about to give the BLOG Away JUST to get a whiff of kk's cincher :ghost:

  • missyJ

    Congratulations or nah

    ====================

    Nah...

    I wanted him a Toni to quit ackin like siblings and :kiss: :hump: and :love: while on tour :wails:

  • San ah make ya dance

    :newpost: Move ya a$$ along :tea:

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    :hi: