Beyonce’s dad, Mathew Knowles, says elevator brawl was a ploy to sell concert tickets

Mathew Knowles

In a recent radio interview, Beyonce‘s dad and ex-manager Mathew Knowles claims the infamous elevator brawl between his troubled daughter, Solange Knowles, and his son-in-law, Jay Z, was staged.

Knowles told The Roula and Ryan Show on 104.1 KRBE in Houston that the brawl was a “Jedi mind trick” to boost ticket sales for Beyonce’s tour.

“I know, because we’ve done this. From experience, there’s a tour going on. So you sometimes have to ignite that tour,” he said. “It’s called a Jedi mind trick. The Jedi mind trick fools you a lot.”

Knowles added: “All I know is the Jedi mind trick. Everyone’s talking about it. Ticket sales went up. Solange’s album sales went up 200%!”

Mr. Knowles is getting up in age, so maybe his memory is failing him. Maybe he forgot that none of the people in the elevator knew they were being filmed.

But if what Mr. Knowles says is true; Solange should win an Oscar for that butt kicking she gave Jay Z. Her pent up rage looked so genuine and off-script.

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  • Remember When Solange Knowles Canceled Her European Tour Over Mental Health Issues?


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    869 Responses to “Beyonce’s dad, Mathew Knowles, says elevator brawl was a ploy to sell concert tickets”

    1. 1

      Ummm hmmm :tea: Matty Matty

    2. 2
      luVn_liFe... says:

      This broke ol sperm donor needs to shut his mouth, and he wonders why he eating out the community pantries
      :tea:

    3. 3

      “I know, because we’ve done this. From experience, there’s a tour going on. So you sometimes have to ignite that tour,” he said. “It’s called a Jedi mind trick. The Jedi mind trick fools you a lot.”
      _____________

      You pretty much confirmed ya’ll fake as hell :tea:

    4. 4
      Wasting time says:

      :facepalm:
      Come on dude!
      Sat down someplace.

    5. 5

      But if what Mr. Knowles says is true; Solange should win an Oscar for that butt kicking she gave Jay Z. Her pent up rage looked so genuine and off-script.
      ________________

      :rofl: I hear ya …. especially when she was spitting on that fool :hahaha: Sighhhhhh whatever man

    6. 6
      VDot says:

      Bey just wrote that nicca completely out of her will. What little bit he was gonna get? NATHAN!!

      He over there trying to get a book deal or something, for some coins. Child support racking up :tea:

      Nicca talmabout I am still the manager of DC :rofl: Keep hope alive playa. Bey ain’t about to do no DC tour :nono:

    7. 7

      I do Jedi Mind Tricks all thee time. TUH :shrug:
      :lol:

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      Buttercup says:

      I don’t think that the elevator incident was staged.

    9. 9
      aRoTh says:

      Buttercup says:

      Whatcha’ll got going on this weekend?
      _________________________

      I’m bbq’n SOMETHIN’!

    10. 10
      69 says:

      Jenie
      LuvN

      :kiss:

      That fight was real. Solonge has them :sissyclaws: out in full force. :duel:

      OAN, I’m so over The Carters. But THIS blog nor any other news outlet I frequent will NAHT let them die. :coffee:

    11. 11

      luVn_liFe… says:

      and he wonders why he eating out the community pantries
      _________________
      :rofl: :rofl: Joe Jackson #2 made that star you love :yes:

    12. 12
      VDot says:

      Jedi mind trick

      ___________

      Like those women Jedi mind tricked yo azz to go in raw? :rofl:

    13. 13

      He like (Dave Chappell as Prince on the couch) FOK YO COUCH :rofl:

    14. 14

      :cosign: 69 Chile Chile Chile talk about overkill :shank: shat !

    15. 15
      lovezoe says:

      We’ll we see why his oldest kids want nothing to do with him. He bitter he spent all his money chasing hoes, now you can’t even get a job managing Babs

    16. 16

      Solange’s album sales went up 200%!
      _________________

      :think: so she sold 201 copies instead of 1? :shrugs:

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      Hair Lova says:

      :smack: :sideeye:
      Umm ok Mat, and your trying to jedi mind trick us right now. But we’re too smart for that.

    18. 18

      Friend I mean this in the most “I am just being my observant self” way Your hubcap is fione. <–reluctantly (cause lurkers) yet emphatically. He pretty much everything. That skin? IDK how you dint see that.
      ———-
      *fights your air like Erica P* TRY ME!!! TRY ME!!
      CRINE REAL TEARS :crying1: Fren I don't know. He was so arrogant he just got on my LAST NERVE. Everybody was like he fine!!! I was like he ok… He kinda short and he talk too much… Plus I was being fass dating two football players :grin: I was living
      But yes…. Now you see why they call me NUTBYKE :kona:

    19. 19

      VDot says:

      Jedi mind trick
      ___________
      Like those women Jedi mind tricked yo azz to go in raw?
      _____________

      Skeet Skeet :jack:

    20. 20
      luVn_liFe... says:

      SCREW! :happy: What up bruh? U going to meet SandraRose at Luda’s bowling charity game tonight??

      V in giving them 30 days, they’re going to need to find someone or two to take my workload :shrug: ION wanna leave them hanging.

    21. 21
      VDot says:

      :waves: 69wasaverygoodyear

    22. 22

      Oh V. :rofl:
      —–
      So whatchall wearing to “SR’s Bowling Event”? :popcorn:
      :lol:

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      aRoTh says:

      Vdot says:

      Nicca talmabout I am still the manager of DC
      ________________________

      He standing outside like “nights like dis I wish that raindrops would FAH AH HA AH AWWLLLl” :shade:

    24. 24

      :claps:
      He right too. Yo chit ain’t sellin at $500 a wop (or whatever it cost). Yall have this fake azz beef that sparks rumors, now you sold out and doin songs talkin bout it. :rofl:

      People fall for anything.

      I guarantee Beyonce nem won’t say chit back either. Cause then he goin put out there how he arranged that fake azz marriage! :yes:

    25. 25

      User Friendly says:

      Solange’s album sales went up 200%!
      _________________
      :think: so she sold 201 copies instead of 1?
      ____________

      I like her album :yes: played around with my heart :whistle:

    26. 26
      SummerBaby says:

      So whatchall wearing to “SR’s Bowling Event”?
      —————–
      Who’s taking pics & where will they be posted?

    27. 27
      luVn_liFe... says:

      I guarantee Beyonce nem won’t say chit back either.
      ~~~~
      Nothing needs to be said. *cha CHING* :grill:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Matty Knowles also said he didn’t cheat on his wife. :shrug:

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      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      why he still talkin..his lip look hot..Matt, you see that chair over there…. :rollseyes:

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      Buttercup says:

      I’m bbq’n SOMETHIN’!
      ==========
      I ain’t had BBQ since 4th of July. That sounds goodT :pizza:

    31. 31

      Mr. Knowles is getting up in age, so maybe his memory is failing him. Maybe he forgot that none of the people in the elevator knew they were being filmed.
      _____________________

      :blink:
      In 2014 the only people that AIN’T filmed is the crooked azz police! Everyone else is on tape 24/7!

    32. 32
      Hair Lova says:

      Solange’s album sales went up 200%!
      ______

      Umm she had a new album? When? where was I?

    33. 33
      San ah make ya dance says:

      This clown :nono:

    34. 34
      Gigi26 says:

      Matty’s Jedi mind trick was fukkin them hoes n thinking they was gonna get wifed…..

      While he was married to Tina :tea:

      Negro shut yo mouf. This makes you look bad.

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      Zoe B. says:

      This is sad. Why doesn’t he talk about the Jedi mind trick of knocking up his daughter’s club friend?

    36. 36

      :hahaha: LuvLife said it takes TWO folks to do ‘her work’ :lol:

      I act like that too :fistbump:

    37. 37

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Matty Knowles also said he didn’t cheat on his wife.
      ______________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    38. 38

      So whatchall wearing to “SR’s Bowling Event”?
      ————-
      A Chanel housecoat with the I’m sorry for 2014 Future gave CiCi. Then when the play Lifestyle I am going to open my coat up and nasty dance on a bowling ball :buttshake:
      @Vdot: you ain’t ish for saying Matt gone go to the BASTID kid and be like :evil: LUKE I AM YOUR FAHDAH

    39. 39
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Too bad Alexandria and the other B.M. didn’t know he was at a station running his trap, they could have been put there waiting for his ass
      :chase:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      NUTBYKE
      __________

      Jesus CrisT SupaStar if you don’t :chase: :dead: :rofl: :rofl: I hate you for this on everything. Poor Taken9! She TOOOOOO sweet for you and your hubcap shentigans!

    41. 41

      He standing outside like “nights like dis I wish that raindrops would FAH AH HA AH AWWLLLl”
      :cloud:

      :dead:

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      VDot says:

      :think: so she sold 201 copies instead of 1?

      ______________

      :lol: She has a few songs that I :heart:

      :listen: :danban:

      Tell me the truth boy, am I losing you for good?
      We used to :kiss: all night but now there’s just no use
      I don’t know why I fight :karate: it, clearly we are through
      Tell me the truth boy, am I losing you for good

    43. 43

      Hair Lova says:

      Solange’s album sales went up 200%!
      ______
      Umm she had a new album? When? where was I?
      )_____________

      The one when she was dancing around on the washing machines :danban: it has 7 songs on the album…. :yes: I like the album

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Heyyyy sixty niner :danban: :wave:

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      Wasting time says:

      I just saw a pic of Kim K holding Blue at the VMA’s !
      Blue gave her the over the shoulder “who this bytch: hug :rofl:
      Kim holding blue closer than she hold North :lol:

    46. 46
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says: :hahaha: LuvLife said it takes TWO folks to do ‘her work’ :lol:

      I act like that too :fistbump:
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :wink:
      It can take One but they have to be very organized and versed in bldg.code’s and compliance
      It’s a lot *sigh*

    47. 47

      Matty Knowles also said he didn’t cheat on his wife.
      ______________
      :shrugs: So she knew? Her box wasn’t pank no mo or getting aquafina so she let him cheat?
      They used to call her Aquafina Tina byke in the day!!!!

    48. 48
      VDot says:

      He standing outside like “nights like dis I wish that raindrops would FAH AH HA AH AWWLLLl”

      ________________

      :yes: :rofl: :rofl:

    49. 49
      San ah make ya dance says:

      :buttshake: Hey yall

    50. 50
      Bird says:

      What I read is that he basically said that he wouldn’t put it past them because he himself has pulled such stunts on B’s behalf. He doesn’t actually know and I don’t think it’s true. The daily blog posts about a potential divorce I think might have been a stunt, but not the fight. Did he ask him about his neglegted kids?

    51. 51

      Every dog have their day :phew:

    52. 52
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Wasting time says: I just saw a pic of Kim K holding Blue at the VMA’s !
      YEW liE! Serious?

    53. 53
      VDot says:

      I just saw a pic of Kim K holding Blue at the VMA’s !

      ____________

      Jay must have took pity and allowed that. Bey wouldn’t have let that go down :nono:

    54. 54
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Did he ask him about his neglegted kids?<-THIS!!

      :wave: BIRD\SAN

    55. 55
      San ah make ya dance says:

      What I read is that he basically said that he wouldn’t put it past them because he himself has pulled such stunts on B’s behalf
      ————-
      And look at him now :)

    56. 56
      VDot says:

      Aquafina Tina

      ______________

      I bid you Good Day Taken :bye: You and your nut byke can go now :yes:

    57. 57
      San ah make ya dance says:

      I just saw a pic of Kim K holding Blue at the VMA’s !
      ————
      Give a dog a bone :shrugs:

    58. 58
      Buttercup says:

      He standing outside like “nights like dis I wish that raindrops would FAH AH HA AH AWWLLLl” :shade:
      =============
      Check, check it out :nun: Naaaaaaaaang :hahaha:

    59. 59
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Solange makes and writes good music. :yes: Why Don’t You Love Me is one of my all time fave Beyoncé songs and she penned it. :heart:

    60. 60

      :pc: *petition for Blu to stay outta hoes arms*

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      lovezoe says:

      How he get this interview in the first place?!

    62. 62

      So whatchall wearing to “SR’s Bowling Event”?
      ___________

      I got my net cap on right now. bout to get these pinapple waves poppin :grill:

    63. 63
      Hair Lova says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      The one when she was dancing around on the washing machines :danban: it has 7 songs on the album…. :yes: I like the album
      _______
      Say what? Dancing on washing machines? I must of been sleep. Bout to google this, cause I actually like Solange. Better than Bey, much more creative. Too bad she will never get the recognition that her sister gets. Must suck

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      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      DTTS…you said he the 6th heartbeat? :rofl:

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      lovezoe says:

      I saw the clip for Drumline 2 :facepalm:

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      A.J. says:

      He standing outside like “nights like dis I wish that raindrops would FAH AH HA AH AWWLLLl”

      ________________

      :yes: :rofl: :rofl:
      ___________
      jus’ aint chit :lol:

    68. 68
      Matchsticks says:

      The only thing I believe was a stunt was the “divorce” rumors….I didn’t believe those, and given that neither one has spoken on it tells me that was done to fuel ticket sales…

      But that elevator fight was the real deal… :yes:

    69. 69
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says: :pc: *petition for Blu to stay outta hoes arms*
      Hurry UP and finish so I can sign, BLU probably caught PSORAISIS!

    70. 70
      aRoTh says:

      Buttercup says:

      I’m bbq’n SOMETHIN’!
      ==========
      I ain’t had BBQ since 4th of July.
      ____________

      ME EITHER and it won’t good like I had hoped it would be. I want to bbq MY own food. I can’t WAIT! :yahoo: :egg:

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      San ah make ya dance says:

      :dance: DTTS

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      MrsTime :dead: The first article I read on it..the first comment was: “So I was spotted holding my d!ck watching the anaconda video.. ” :dead: :ghost:

    73. 73

      I’ll fly down to a SR bowling event so I can spread my brand of ain’t shyt in rare, live form.

    74. 74

      :no:
      Somebody else said he was Eddie Cane Junior :rofl:

    75. 75
      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      oh gawd i hope she bleached lil blu afta :facepalm:
      then the ppl gon say blu tryna lighten herself…nah just gettin kim guarded up

    76. 76

      Keke Palmer writes essay on Beyoncé

      I’d be lying to you if I said I had every Beyonce album since “Dangerously in Love”, or that I’ve never missed a concert, or that my world has stopped every year on Sept. 4 .. I’m not going to say I’m the biggest fan of all time because there are so many other fans that would attack me for not being completely aware on alllll the Beyonce knowledge! Haha! But, this past year, I have truly become enthralled in the Beyonce world. It has gone from me being fond of her to truly being INSPIRED BY HER. Her growth as an artist & her fearlessness in her desire to be great, has made me try harder in all that I do! Beyonce is a Virgo, like me ????! Lol, sometimes our obsession with perfection has a way of making us seem too “reserved”. But if you look closely, you will recognize not only our vulnerability, but our persistence in trying to do all that we can! Not only for ourselves, but everyone else! Of course, that’s not only Virgo’s, but only Virgo’s know why we relate everything back to being a Virgo. ????????????!! I just had to take a moment & thank Beyonce, not in trend but sincerity, because she has truly touched me. Just for having her eye on the goal & honestly getting there & BEYOND. What she has done for me & so many others, can not be appreciated enough. She’s being a beacon of light, & continues to give others the permission to do the same. You don’t have to love every one of her songs to recognize, in my opinion, that she is the best female entertainer of our time. Why I’m up thinking about Beyonce at 2am, only lord knows. Haha! But I had to take a moment to congratulate her excellence. She has made it a habit & I’m so inspired, I’m truly delighted by her & all that she does. I mean .. That VMA performance? AWE inspiring, I cried when I watched it in full, & I haven’t stopped thinking about it since! Thanks Bey! For just being you. For being you to the point of making others unafraid of their greatness, God bless you!

      _____________

      Keke please get somewhere and tape your damn lips shut :tape: sick of that azz :rolleyes:

    77. 77
      luVn_liFe... says:

      ChanStillAintShyt says: I’ll fly down to a SR bowling event so I can spread my brand of ain’t shyt in rare, live form.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~
      YES and take ur CAMERA Chan, we need to get the latest on appliances :wink:

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      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      lovezoe says:

      I saw the clip for Drumline 2
      **********************
      welp, that’s all i need to know :rofl:

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      VDot says:

      Why Don’t You Love Me is one of my all time fave Beyoncé songs and she penned it. :heart:

      __________________

      She performed the sh*t out of it at the concert :yes: One of my concert favs :heart:

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      Wasting time says:

      rsTime :dead: The first article I read on it..the first comment was: “So I was spotted holding my d!ck watching the anaconda video.. ” :dead: :ghost:
      August 28, 2014 at 10:54 am
      ————————
      I saw that too!
      :rofl:

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      Wasting time says:

      :pc: *petition for Blu to stay outta hoes arms*
      ——————
      Yasssssssssssss
      Check my gravi!

    83. 83

      OTB she really is a doll. One day she told me some girl was being mean to her and I was like :who her people is? What she look like? How she dress? She contained? I NEEDED TO KNOW :blink:
      Once she explained I was like she a hater cause you are nice pretty and smart. She can drink bleach and die. She not like you! She can’t sit with us! We are the Takens! My daughter was like :shrugs: BUT BUT BUT…. :bite: Then she laughed and hugged me and said I love you mommy :heart:
      I guess that was very Torrei Hart of me.

    84. 84
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :shrugs: So she knew? Her box wasn’t pank no mo or getting aquafina so she let him cheat?
      They used to call her Aquafina Tina byke in the day!!!!
      _____________

      :shrug: I think she heard talk. They Black. :shrug: She was a hairdresser. You know she heard talk. :eek: I think she was just like Bey in that way..long as I don’t see it..don’t disrespect me (IDK if Bey like that..I don’t think she is…Tina is of a certain generation tho..)

      Tina don’t strike me as a lost it type. :rofl: :nono: I bet she stay thirsty, my fren. :yes:

    85. 85
      Buttercup says:

      that my world has stopped every year on Sept. 4
      ============
      Mine doesn’t, but everyone else’s does. I’ll be 28 this year…Lord willing

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      lovezoe says:

      Keke Keke. I’m proud of what’s she accomplished, but she’s a mess. Just hush sometimesz

    87. 87

      lovezoe says:

      Keke Keke. I’m proud of what’s she accomplished, but she’s a mess. Just hush sometimesz
      __________________

      WTF is she trying to prove writing these damn fake azz essays…. the shyt is pathetic :shrugs:

    88. 88

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Solange makes and writes good music. Why Don’t You Love Me is one of my all time fave Beyoncé songs and she penned it
      _________________

      thats my favorite :nono: you gotta pick another collah :waiting:

      I have a corset similar to the one in her video too (black and floral). purely coincidence and totally not stalkerish :eek:

    89. 89

      *gives out a Virgo pass* :tea:
      *mumbles* shushhhh and act like you bean somewheres before KeKe :eek:

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      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      i thought keke was done with the shenanigans afta she “interviewed” kamikaze?

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      Zoe B. says:

      Still the same generous person? :huh: so she’s giving you money and you’re smearing? :chase:

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      Wasting time says:

      Keke please get somewhere and tape your damn lips shut :tape: sick of that azz :rolleyes:
      ———————
      KeKe said please don’t hate me cause I’m on this network! Please!
      Please!!! !

    93. 93

      Hurry UP and finish so I can sign, BLU probably caught PSORAISIS!
      ____________

      :crying: she needs to go to the clinic and wait in line with No Joke.

    94. 94
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Of course, that’s not only Virgo’s, but only Virgo’s know why we relate everything back to being a Virgo.
      ___________

      Listen. :eyeroll: I love Virgos in theory but their perfectionism is :eyeroll: inducing. Nothing exists until they validate it. :eyeroll: They are sharp. Smart. Intelligent. But cot damnnit they can be insufferable. I always think I can only like Bey from afar. I would prolly wrang that bitch neck. :eek: so critical..on everybody else. :eek:

    95. 95
      Hair Lova says:

      Really Keke :sideeye:
      Welp my baby boo is a virgo, so I should expect great things from her according to Keke. Right know all I know is that she is a crazy 4yr old, with an obsession for clean hands :shrug:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      YES and take ur CAMERA Chan, we need to get the latest on appliances :wink:
      _____________

      :ghost:

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      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      @User… :nono: she can stand next to me, but i can’t hol her afta that…i got another story too :(

    98. 98

      KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say. :yes:

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      Wasting time says:

      Keke please get somewhere and tape your damn lips shut :tape: sick of that azz :rolleyes:
      ———————
      KeKe said please don’t hate me cause I’m on this network! Please!
      Please!!! !
      ____________

      It’s like Got damn :smack:

    100. 100

      :rollseyes:
      Take it byke :eek:
      :karate: <—-Purrrrfect! :hahaha:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :duel: WASTING I SEE Blu trying to get the hell on, I hope BEY is STILL giving JAY hell for this fraganacklebullshyte here!

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      lovezoe says:

      keke try too hard. I watched about 10 mins of her show. I’m thinking it’s what the kids like. Real goofy.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      thats my favorite :nono: you gotta pick another collah :waiting:

      I have a corset similar to the one in her video too (black and floral). purely coincidence and totally not stalkerish :eek:
      _______________

      :rofl: I said one of… dang! Stingy! :heart:

      I LOVE LOVE LOVE that whole video! :love: Everythang about BBHomemaker!

      Who you be wearing that corset for? :eek: That’s sassy.

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      Hair Lova says:

      I love Virgos in theory but their perfectionism is :eyeroll: inducing. Nothing exists until they validate it. :eyeroll: They are sharp. Smart. Intelligent.
      ___
      Yes Outside cause my baby is crazy. Like she has to make sure the covers in the bed is straight. She drives my libra baby insane. Supposed to be laying down sleeping, and she making the bed up all night long.

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      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
      ___________

      Oh I can tell :yes:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say. :yes:
      ~~~
      I think so too MAN

    107. 107

      Please don’t let this be a Long story yo :facepalm:
      *snickers*
      —-
      Oh, that up there was for OTB :oldman:

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      Wasting time says:

      Upgrade You is my favorite Solange written song!
      I love the song, the beat, both the lyrics!

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      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      Mr No Joke is a damm Virgo :rollseyes:
      he always has the need to fix EVERTHING to perfection and if he can’t fix it he gets down like the world ended…he overly emotional too

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Supposed to be laying down sleeping, and she making the bed up all night long
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~
      LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :hahaha:

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      libra80sbaby says:

      Tina calling Matt :cell: Is your mad or nah?!
      Matthew need to sat his ass down somewhere and stop tryin to get byke in the news. Nigga gone somewhere, grab an Ensure and live the rest of your life being a Daddy and Grandeddy. FOH *Blue Ivy dismissive hand* Swerve :tea:

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      Buttercup says:

      But cot damnnit they can be insufferable.
      ============
      :cry:

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      Virgos, not all but some have stalker ways and are very paranoid… :yes:

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      lovezoe says:

      Man- you may be right. Remember she was going with that grown man?

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      Hair Lova says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say. :yes:
      ______

      Why cause she’s a virgo? Cause yes they are :-D

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      Tina don’t strike me as a lost it type. I bet she stay thirsty, my fren.
      ——-
      :crying1: stay thirsty my friend. Love those commercials!!!! :rofl:
      Is the picture of Kim holding Blue real or nah? Blue might need to go to the clinic like everybody said. I bet she probably was doing the Flawless hand in Kim face till she made her sick

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      OTB she really is a doll. One day she told me some girl was being mean to her and I was like :who her people is? What she look like? How she dress? She contained? I NEEDED TO KNOW :blink:
      Once she explained I was like she a hater cause you are nice pretty and smart. She can drink bleach and die. She not like you! She can’t sit with us! We are the Takens! My daughter was like :shrugs: BUT BUT BUT…. :bite: Then she laughed and hugged me and said I love you mommy :heart:
      I guess that was very Torrei Hart of me.
      _________________

      :rofl: :rofl: Whats her sign Tee? Im just curious. :heart: She reminds me of 17. Just sweet. Kinda in spite of who we are. :lol: :hahaha: :ashamed:

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      HairLova
      She just wants everything to be right! And folks who just happen to be around her will Know and likely Conform :rofl: :rofl: :

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say. :yes:
      __________

      :eek: Parents to Virgo chirren in here. They don’t need to hear about their future daughters sir. :nono: STFU. STFD. :hahaha:

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      @HAIR LOVA

      I can see it all in her face. She got a “mischievous” smile. I know that look.

      She very familiar with dycks and twats.
      :coffee:

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      Wasting time says:

      WASTING I SEE Blu trying to get the hell on, I hope BEY is STILL giving JAY hell for this
      ————————
      Now that be the reason for a divorce.
      On the court papers it’ll say
      HAD A HOE HOLDING MY BABY :rofl:

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      Who you be wearing that corset for? That’s sassy.
      _______________________

      :rolleyes: no dam body. I took a selfie in it and that was as far as I got with it. :ashamed: pathetic, I know.

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      VDot says:

      *gives out a Virgo pass* :tea:
      *mumbles* shushhhh and act like you bean somewheres before KeKe :eek:

      ____________________

      :rofl:

      One of my besties is a Virgo. :love: her.

      :thinking: The perfection perception of Virgos? Hmm. I think often vtimes they believe in it more than it’s actually practiced in reality. It’s rather humorous. :yes:

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      Keke was like :bite: oh spit they saw me huh Kaoepectate on my show let me do a preemptive strike :typing:

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      VDot says:

      I took a selfie in it

      ________

      Send it to me. vdotitis@ gmail :tea:

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      @OTB
      “KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
      __________

      Parents to Virgo chirren in here. They don’t need to hear about their future daughters sir. STFU. STFD.
      _________________________

      :eek:

      OTB “The-cool-azz-grandma”- what you will be called soon

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      V ~ U R a MESS!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Really Keke :sideeye:
      Welp my baby boo is a virgo, so I should expect great things from her according to Keke. Right know all I know is that she is a crazy 4yr old, with an obsession for clean hands :shrug:
      _________

      Its true. Virgo women can and will be great especially with a push. Virgos are neat nicks as well. Just work with her. :yes:

      Honestly when I look at the Knowles…I am not surprised at all with how their daughters “turned out”. Solange is a cancer..Beyoncé is the virgo..just looking at sun signs, well they fit them to a tee. Both will be doting, loving moms. One will go hard for personal and house with house winning out “if it comes to that”..and one will go hard for personal with house suffering a slight bit for the greater good. :tea:

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      Hair Lova says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      HairLova
      She just wants everything to be right! And folks who just happen to be around her will Know and likely Conform :rofl:
      ________
      DTTS your right, lol. and she is so controlling. Mr Lova said he watched how her little 4yr old self controlled a conversation of 10yr olds. Had them talking about my little Ponies. Lol boys and all, I know her sister tight. She's smart as hell tho.

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      Buttercup says:

      Virgos, not all but some have stalker ways and are very paranoid… :yes:
      ===========
      :thinking: Maybe the Virgo men. The Virgo women I know- myself included- couldn’t care less when we’re done. Then again, maybe birth order plays a bigger part in this behavior. I’m the baby of the family, so I’m too focus on myself to worry about what others have going on.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Take it byke :eek:
      :karate: <—-Purrrrfect! :hahaha:
      ____________

      ^^^^ What I tell yall. VIRGO style. :hahaha: :rofl:

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      @NikkeMinxx says:

      Hey yall! Matthew might end up going to see about Cathy White.

      Somebody go to the Luda day thing and get a pic. Methinks Exzema is with child.

      Oh and :offtopic: Kev and Torrei playing games…. Y’all think Torrei tries to bed Kev to get back at NickAtNite? And whatever happened to her spoof of the BB Wives shows? Saw no more of those (funny actually) and ended up with House Husbands.

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      Friend she is a Capricorn….
      The middle one :eek: is a Leo …
      The boy a Scorpio like his diddy :facepalm:

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      Hair Lova says:

      Oh Outside she already told me that she wanted to be a star.

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      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      at this same so called “clinic”…there was also twin baby boys…found out they were 1 and they were walking and all, but they were really big for they age…they grandma was in the room next to me and i heard her saying stop cryin witchall fat a$$es, weighing 50 pounds at 1 years old…yall big cheek a$$es got yall big sister walking around here lookin baby anorexic cuz yall wanna store all the snacks in yall cheeks..hell cryin cuz yall want some double stack hamburgers instead of this orange, YALL BETTA EAT THESE ORANGE PIECES fo i make yall run…nurse comes in and gives them a kit kat (the 2 piece small one) grandma got nice like ooooh thank you miss nurse, say thank you my cute lil grandbabies..soon as nurse lady left she went in again…got this white nurse in here giving yall overly stuffed a$$es sum candy..it should be diet candy..yall walk around here tired like you been working all outta bref and shyt..DO SUM PUSH UPS…(sorry so long)
      i was soooooo sad afta that…..

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      Aprilbaby says:

      VDot says:

      Jedi mind trick
      ___________
      Like those women Jedi mind tricked yo azz to go in raw? :rofl:
      _____________________
      Lawd :dead:

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      Wasting time says:

      Keke was like :bite: oh spit they saw me huh Kaoepectate on my show let me do a preemptive strike :typing:
      ————————-
      :yes:
      She was like Bey I :love: You!
      BET Made me interview her etc etc etc
      We Virgos we HERE :fistbump:

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      Hair Lova says:

      <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek: says:

      Friend she is a Capricorn
      ______

      I is a Cap and I swear we get a bad rap :-D us is wonderful people I if I do say so myself!!

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      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
      ________________

      is there anyone who doesnt look like a freak tho? :think: in my imagination, everybody nasty :shrugs:

      at least that is my prayer for them. to be salacious!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      that my world has stopped every year on Sept. 4
      ============
      Mine doesn’t, but everyone else’s does. I’ll be 28 this year…Lord willing
      ___________

      I saw your eyes and I challenge you to show me where I have ever said I don’t love your pudding panties :love: I love yall in theory..and doses. You are evolved imo.. Like that DTTS girl and Beyoncé. And Barker. Barker a virgo to the TEE! :lol: :heart:

      I don’t have much experience with Virgo men..dating wise, but my son is one. I love his fun nature. He is a perfectionist as well tho. And that can turn whiny imo. They are so critical that they think everybody else is as critical towards them. :eek: We are not. Relax virgos. We don’t gaf. :lol:

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      these hairfinity pills got my growing from every damn where… I think I am going to stop taking these shyt :no:

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      VDot says:

      The middle one :eek: is a Leo …

      __________

      Explains so much!!! She is ROYALTY! Look at her shining bright like a diamond! :hug: Cutie pie :)

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      @Hair: I know nothing about Caps. Do tell :lol:
      @User do EYE look like a freak? *drapes house over shoulders to reduce their inpact* :winky:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Y’all think Torrei tries to bed Kev to get back at NickAtNite?
      ~~~~
      NICKKI NICKY! :hi: No I don’t think So

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :crying1: stay thirsty my friend. Love those commercials!!!! :rofl:
      Is the picture of Kim holding Blue real or nah? Blue might need to go to the clinic like everybody said. I bet she probably was doing the Flawless hand in Kim face till she made her sick
      ______________

      They say Kim was SO EXCITED she ran over to Blue and Jay! :eyeroll: Blue was giving her a stiff as hug IF that is truly her holding her. But yes. I see Kim’s dress in the frame. I think its real. :yes:

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      lovezoe says:

      :rofl: :facepalm: :why:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :thinking: The perfection perception of Virgos? Hmm. I think often vtimes they believe in it more than it’s actually practiced in reality. It’s rather humorous. :yes:
      ______________

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: They set the bar so high and then :shrug: That’s what I love about Beyoncé she reach the bar!!!! That her neurotic ass sets. Its funny cause they can be procrastinators but its a s a result of “thinking” that they have to do so much. They create their own hell. :lol: :yes:

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      Which one of yall said that the pics from the SR a bowling event is gonna look like a Sears appliance sale ad? I know I ain’t shyt, but damn.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I took a selfie in it

      ________

      Send it to me. vdotitis@ gmail :tea:
      ____________

      LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO :heart:

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      Wasting time says:

      They say Kim was SO EXCITED she ran over to Blue and Jay! :eyeroll: Blue was giving her a stiff as hug IF that is truly her holding her. But yes. I see Kim’s dress in the frame. I think its real.
      ————————–
      Its her; the dress and her sister was to the right.
      Only person who can be mad is North. She was holding Blue closer than I’ve ever seen her hug North!

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      The middle one is a Leo …
      The boy a Scorpio like his diddy
      ______________

      yikes. :bite:

      I dont know anything about capricorns tho. they must avoid me. must be winter people :think:

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      Explains so much!!! She is ROYALTY! Look at her shining bright like a diamond! Cutie pie
      ———
      :heart: Oh she famous. Everybody know her hear her tell it. She so smart too. The other day I caught her putting Minnie Mouse at the table to eat but she said she didn’t need any real food because her mouth was closed. She said EYE WILL EAT MINNIE MOS FOOD FOR HER :winky:

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      Buttercup says:

      I saw your eyes and I challenge you to show me where I have ever said I don’t love your pudding panties :love: I love yall in theory..and doses. You are evolved imo.. Like that DTTS girl and Beyoncé. And Barker. Barker a virgo to the TEE! :lol: :heart:
      ============
      :hahaha: I almost cursed some chick out at Champs when I was buying Lil Butter some shoes. I was signing up for the VIP thing, so when I told her my birthday, she was all, “Awwwwww, you were born on Beyonce’s birthday :biggrin: ” I was like, ” :huh: Nawl, she just foreshadowed my introduction to the world :rolleyes: ” Obviously, she hasn’t had much interaction with Virgos.

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      lovezoe says:

      I think Kim spoke, but I can’t see Jay letting her hold Bkue. After the low key elevator pic shade?!

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      Send it to me. vdotitis@ gmail
      ____________

      Imma post it on real gravi day :wink: :kiss:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      _________________________

      :eek:

      OTB “The-cool-azz-grandma”- what you will be called soon
      ______________

      :rofl: Fluck you bruh. I almost took them eyes for concern. My boy is a nerd and my only virgo. Aint nobody giving him no ass till I fix him. :hahaha: :tea:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      ChanStillAintShyt says: Which one of yall said that the pics from the SR a bowling event is gonna look like a Sears appliance sale ad? I know I ain’t shyt, but damn.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :eek: WHO SAID THAT!?? WHO?

      I just heard Brad/Angelina got married

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      KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
      ________________

      is there anyone who doesnt look like a freak tho? in my imagination, everybody nasty

      at least that is my prayer for them. to be salacious!
      ___________________________

      Yes, some people definitely don’t look like a freak.

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      Buttercup says:

      these hairfinity pills got my growing from every damn where… I think I am going to stop taking these shyt :no:
      ============
      You have chest hair? Is hair growing out of your ears? :popcorn:

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      For some odd reason, I smell gravy in this joint.

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      @OTB
      “OTB “The-cool-azz-grandma”- what you will be called soon
      ______________

      Fluck you bruh. I almost took them eyes for concern. My boy is a nerd and my only virgo. Aint nobody giving him no ass till I fix him
      ________________________

      :rofl:

      :think:
      Ain’t u a virgo too OTB?

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Dang so Chris and Shannon Brown are cousins! Never knew that, but I def always thought they looked so much alike.

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      no Ms. Take, you look like a wife. :eek: I dont know what that means and its not shade but when I saw you I said, yeah she wife material. not wifey, WIFE. :yes:

      you the real deal holyfield :fistbump:

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      Ni ni says:

      If people really went out and bought tickets because of an elevator fight, we’re in is sad state. I don’t care what Matt say now that beating was not planned. I see where Beyoncé got the lying from.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Oh and :offtopic: Kev and Torrei playing games…. Y’all think Torrei tries to bed Kev to get back at NickAtNite? And whatever happened to her spoof of the BB Wives shows? Saw no more of those (funny actually) and ended up with House Husbands.
      ________________

      :kiss: Hey Nikk! :popcorn I don’t think Torrei wanna fukk him?!?! You do?? IDC what nobody say, she was helping Kev in that comedy dept. He chit is..different now. :tea:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Friend she is a Capricorn….
      The middle one :eek: is a Leo …
      The boy a Scorpio like his diddy :facepalm:
      __________________

      :dead: Oh yall gonna have fun. That Leo though. Thru and fukking thru. :dead:

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      Shannon “Vagabond” Brown is on a mission to play for every professional basketball team on the planet! :rofl:

      Just a walking disappointment whereever he goes. That nigga got more “game” off the court than on it cause he steady convince these teams to give him ANOTHER SHOT!

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says: Shannon “Vagabond” Brown is on a mission to play for every professional basketball team on the planet!
      LOL, He is talented. :eek:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Oh Outside she already told me that she wanted to be a star.
      ___________

      She believe it too. :heart:

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      I don’t have much experience with Virgo men..dating wise, but my son is one. I love his fun nature. He is a perfectionist as well tho. And that can turn whiny imo. They are so critical that they think everybody else is as critical towards them. We are not. Relax virgos. We don’t gaf
      ____________

      my son’s father sends him home with a message every time—tell ya mutha I dont know what I did but Im sorry.

      :rolleyes:

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      VDot says:

      That’s what I love about Beyoncé she reach the bar!!!!

      ________________

      I actually had (except Beyonce) in my comment initially, but figured it went without saying. :rofl:

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      C’mon @Man. Shannon can still play a lil bit. He was just behind some real ballers on those other squads.

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      User Friendly says: my son’s father sends him home with a message every time—tell ya mutha I dont know what I did but Im sorry.
      ~~~~~~~~~~
      :facepalm: how old is ur son User?

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      luVn_liFe… says:

      Dang so Chris and Shannon Brown are cousins!
      ____________

      They look a lot alike :yes:

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      ****FOR OTB******

      The combination of Virgo and Scorpio is a blend of practicality and emotions — all in one. Both of them work hard at making the relationship work, especially Virgo and that is truly cherished and appreciated by Scorpio. Neither of them is frivolous about being committed, and if once they commit to each other, this pairing is hard to break.

      A Scorpio man is an invincible person. He is an extremist with calm and steady surface and smoldering passion within him. He is very intense; he can reach levels of intensity that other men don’t even know exists. Beneath the soft voice of Scorpio man lays his subtle strategies to enhance his career and personal life. He is one person who loves luxury and comforts immensely. He goes to any length to keep the ones he loves safe and sound. He is very loyal and faithful to the woman he loves. When he loves a woman he completely gives his entire heart to her.

      A Virgo woman’s most outstanding characteristics are efficiency and her critical nature. A Virgo lady believes that she is extremely competent and organized and that is usually right also in most of the cases. She is also highly loyal and works unselfishly for the good of the ones she loves. She doesn’t think the world or the man of her life owes her anything and that makes her self-sufficient. One of the Virgo female’s most shining virtue is her gentle and unselfish devotion to the man she loves. She is a born homemaker with a great imagination and splendid creativity.

      A Virgo woman and a Scorpio man make a beautiful connection. She has much respect for him. He understands imperfection and knows that no one can be perfect. Seeing how the Virgo woman listens to her Scorpio male, he is able to convince her that striving for perfection is a waste of time. He helps her to understand that everyone has imperfections and one needs to love one another with those imperfections, and not for what other wants someone to become. They are like a poetry in motion. They deeply respect, love and cherish one another. He is known for his integrity, and makes sure that he lives up to what others expect of him. Virgo woman and Scorpio man have great communication, but without her knowing, the Scorpio holds things back and keep to him in his ever lying depth.

      In a romantic relationship, a Scorpio man is typically very loyal. Even if he wanders for a moment he quickly returns to where he belongs.
      ___________________

      :coffee:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :hahaha: I almost cursed some chick out at Champs when I was buying Lil Butter some shoes. I was signing up for the VIP thing, so when I told her my birthday, she was all, “Awwwwww, you were born on Beyonce’s birthday :biggrin: ” I was like, ” :huh: Nawl, she just foreshadowed my introduction to the world :rolleyes: ” Obviously, she hasn’t had much interaction with Virgos.
      _____________________

      :dead: :ghost: She gone learn today! :rofl: :rofl: See why we ride for HoneyDip. We know what the fukk he dealing with. :rofl:

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      these hairfinity pills got my growing from every damn where… I think I am going to stop taking these shyt
      __________________

      I warned you but you wanna be hard headed. took a good month to get it out my system. had my legs looking like Mo’Nique. I had to keep buying Nair. :rules:

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      PEARL WE KEEP MISSING EACHOTHER :warning:
      Olive juice :heart: NOW PUT SOME PICS UP :rules:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :dead: Fool. Where Craig at. :dead: :dead: :dead:

      I am not a Virgo. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Bout to curse you out in email so we can retain our united front on the blog tho. That’s Virgo style. Cancer would just curse your fukk ass out right chere. :rofl: Ole troll as nigga I swear LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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      VDot says:

      Man – She’s a CANCER! :eyeroll: You don’t even know who you lust after :huh:

      Cancers and Scorpios allegedly go together. Allegedly

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      @CHAN
      “C’mon @Man. Shannon can still play a lil bit. He was just behind some real ballers on those other squads.”
      _______________________

      :eek:
      ON ALL 28 TEAMS he played for tho? :shrugs: Last year alone that nigga played for what, 4 or 5 different teams!

      I wouldn’t sign that nigga on that alone. Got a nigga in my local gym that wouldn’t get cut from 4 teams in one year mayne!

      He should start working on his dancing skills and be a back up dancer for his cousin and for :chickenhead: or something.

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      User Friendly says:

      these hairfinity pills got my growing from every damn where… I think I am going to stop taking these shyt
      __________________
      I warned you but you wanna be hard headed. took a good month to get it out my system. had my legs looking like Mo’Nique. I had to keep buying Nair.
      _______________

      This is crazy :cyring: it’s too much hair going on ….

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      @OTB
      “Fool. Where Craig at.

      I am not a Virgo. Bout to curse you out in email so we can retain our united front on the blog tho. That’s Virgo style. Cancer would just curse your fukk ass out right chere. Ole troll as nigga I swear LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
      ___________

      Well, chit, all these hoes in here that want me, one of em bound to be a Virgo. :shrugs: I figured I couldn’t lose either way.

      But hold on…

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Yes, some people definitely don’t look like a freak.
      ______________

      :biggrin: Ppl always saying how sweet and innocent I look. I be like yes yes :biggrin: but the convo in my head :no: :hahaha: :tea:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :eek: WHO SAID THAT!?? WHO?
      ___________

      :dead: Ole pro mom tip. Which ever of your kids speaks up asking who me..is the one. :dead:

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      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      ****FOR OTB******
      The combination of Virgo and Scorpio is a blend of practicality and emotions — all in one. Both of them work hard at making the relationship work, especially Virgo and that is truly cherished and appreciated by Scorpio. Neither of them is frivolous about being committed, and if once they commit to each other, this pairing is hard to break.
      A Scorpio man is an invincible person. He is an extremist with calm and steady surface and smoldering passion within him. He is very intense; he can reach levels of intensity that other men don’t even know exists. Beneath the soft voice of Scorpio man lays his subtle strategies to enhance his career and personal life. He is one person who loves luxury and comforts immensely. He goes to any length to keep the ones he loves safe and sound. He is very loyal and faithful to the woman he loves. When he loves a woman he completely gives his entire heart to her.
      A Virgo woman’s most outstanding characteristics are efficiency and her critical nature. A Virgo lady believes that she is extremely competent and organized and that is usually right also in most of the cases. She is also highly loyal and works unselfishly for the good of the ones she loves. She doesn’t think the world or the man of her life owes her anything and that makes her self-sufficient. One of the Virgo female’s most shining virtue is her gentle and unselfish devotion to the man she loves. She is a born homemaker with a great imagination and splendid creativity.
      A Virgo woman and a Scorpio man make a beautiful connection. She has much respect for him. He understands imperfection and knows that no one can be perfect. Seeing how the Virgo woman listens to her Scorpio male, he is able to convince her that striving for perfection is a waste of time. He helps her to understand that everyone has imperfections and one needs to love one another with those imperfections, and not for what other wants someone to become. They are like a poetry in motion. They deeply respect, love and cherish one another. He is known for his integrity, and makes sure that he lives up to what others expect of him. Virgo woman and Scorpio man have great communication, but without her knowing, the Scorpio holds things back and keep to him in his ever lying depth.
      In a romantic relationship, a Scorpio man is typically very loyal. Even if he wanders for a moment he quickly returns to where he belongs.
      ___________________
      If you just basing this on the sun sun… it;s noid and void :tea: Look at the venus sign and moon…. most important

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      how old is ur son User?
      _____________

      12. his voice always cracks when he gets ready to tell me cuz he already knows Imma spazz.

      be like Ma just listen……

      I aint gonnna never forgive that ninja. no, not ever! and him saying “i dont know what I did” is really just a slick way to patronize me.

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      sassyshe says:

      scorpios make the best :hump:

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      Buttercup says:

      See why we ride for HoneyDip. We know what the fukk he dealing with. :rofl:
      ===========
      :hahaha: :rofl: I never told him that it would be easy. In fact, I told him when we were friends that it could be a little taxing. I have always said that it would be worth it :heart:

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      no Ms. Take, you look like a wife. :eek: I dont know what that means and its not shade but when I saw you I said, yeah she wife material. not wifey, WIFE. :yes:

      you the real deal holyfie
      ______________________
      I like how you saved it at the end and tied it up real nice like :rofl:
      I was like she said I look like Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paulette Washington and everybody famous first wife before they make it :ghost:
      :hugs: But watching you still on the low :rofl:

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      Lady_Elle says:

      So…
      Daddy Knowles says the elevator brawl was to sell more concert tickets.

      What does Daddy Knowles say about his out-of-wedlock baby?

      What does Daddy Knowles say about the ongoing paternity suit against him?

      BOOM…. drops the mic to listen!

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      Wasting time says:

      Ppl always saying how sweet and innocent I look. I be like yes yes :biggrin: but the convo in my head :no: :hahaha: :tea:
      ————————–
      Gotta be a Cancer thing.
      M. Time just knew I was a innocent.
      No; I didn’t have much experience but innocent I was not :lol:
      He learned though!

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      VDot says:

      it;s noid and void :tea: Look at the venus sign and moon…. most important

      ______________________

      :fistbump: School ‘em Jenie. Sun is just the surface.

      I’m a Cancer, but in my mind, not the typical Cancer (moody and all that chit *dismissive hand* ) When I did the research? :eek: Spot on :yes:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      my son’s father sends him home with a message every time—tell ya mutha I dont know what I did but Im sorry.

      :rolleyes:
      __________________

      :rofl: :rofl: One day your son should just say mom aint thinking about you dad. :no:

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      ****FOR OTB****
      The attraction between Cancer and Scorpio is magnetic, deeply felt, and has the potential to withstand the test of time. The warmth and caring nature of Cancer feel regenerating to Scorpio, and Scorpio sense of an all-encompassing love appeals to you Cancer deeply. Both have the similar ways of expressing their love and make each other feel “at home”.

      A Scorpio man is an invincible person. He is an extremist with calm and steady surface and smoldering passion within him. Beneath the soft voice of Scorpio male lays his subtle strategies to enhance his career and personal life. He is one person who loves luxury and comforts immensely. He can sink into depression, or rise to intoxicating heights of ecstasy. In love with a Cancer woman, he is a passionate lover who knows all the synonyms of romance and eroticism. Though he is a great lover, but together with it he is very jealous and suspicious in nature too. He can be passionate just about anything, including sex, love and family. If you look at the surface, he will look totally calm and composed. Just look beneath that outer layer of his and you will find his smoldering passion.

      A Cancer woman is enigmatically feminine. She is a gentle and kind lady with a good sense of humor and capturing aura of delicate personality. Her feelings are sensitive and tender and her loyalty is spotless. Though, she may not look very strong, but she is a tower of strength for her dear ones and perfectly able to manage herself, if alone. Patience is her dearest virtue and flexibility is her biggest weapon to win in all circumstances. Being in love with a Scorpio man, stirs the deepest emotions of the Cancer female making her a perfect match for a passionate male like him.

      Cancer woman is always an interesting lady for a Scorpio man. She is full of such feminine mysteries which a curious Scorpio man always wants to unfold completely but gently. She has a reserved outlook in the beginning which attracts him but soon she shows him her great sense of humor which makes even a serious person like him to smile. She brings colors and joys to his life and provides him with a companion who is always by his side to love, care and understands his feelings. She is actually one person who understands him well deep to his soul and knows what goes on under his cool and composed surface. Loyalty is the biggest trait that makes him feel comfortable with a Cancer woman. Though to his dislike, he can find her to be possessive and bossy at times and also has to tolerate her mood swings but with such love and loyalty in return, he understands her value and keeps a cool temper while dealing with her mood swings.

      The Scorpio man is one male who can easily win a Cancer woman’s heart. He appreciates and understands her very well and soon converts their understanding into a romantic endeavor. He deals with the wounded feelings of her with great compassion, understanding her dreadful heartaches and soothes them out with his passionate love and thick blankets of care and devotion. He gives her the protection and care which she craves for deeply with such intensity that it makes her feel complete in all dimensions of her existence. He is one person who cuddles her like a baby and respects her like a lady.

      The Cancer woman and the Scorpio man makes one of the best possible pair with great compatibility and warmth that is both emotionally and physically very intense and rich. As their love grows and they soar high with each other and experience an undoubted confidence in their relationship, she gives her complete trust to her Scorpio man and he grants her with the gift of forgiveness, which he never gave to anyone.
      __________________________

      Here u go, to make u feel better.
      :coffee:

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      Fluck you bruh. I almost took them eyes for concern. My boy is a nerd and my only virgo. Aint nobody giving him no ass till I fix him.
      ———
      Still mad about the need emote you did you claim you didn’t that day when I was lurking :rolleyes:
      I BEAN Said CB and Shannon looked alike .yes: and then given the names

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      Buttercup says:

      I am not a Virgo. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Bout to curse you out in email so we can retain our united front on the blog tho. That’s Virgo style. Cancer would just curse your fukk ass out right chere. :rofl: Ole troll as nigga I swear LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      ===========
      :crying1: He laid out his entire business plan for y’all to live happily ever after. There was just one problem…. :dead:

    202. 202

      That pro mom tip tho….good shyt @OTB

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      CHA CHA LAVONNE MONET HENNIQUA says:

      lovezoe says:
      now you can’t even get a job managing Babs

      :chase: get from a roun hea…GET GET

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      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Don’t y’all be in here talking all that shyt about Virgos!!!! We are perfection!!!! Lol.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      If you just basing this on the sun sun… it;s noid and void :tea: Look at the venus sign and moon…. most important
      ____________

      He a newbie. :lol: He just gone throw some chit on the wall for ass. He’on care. Long as it aint fat in public. :lolol:

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      I like how you saved it at the end and tied it up real nice like
      I was like she said I look like Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paulette Washington and everybody famous first wife before they make it
      But watching you still on the low
      __________________

      :lol: I knew no matter how I typed it you was gonna take it wrong. but for real tho, you look like somebody’s wife. like you carry a briefcase all smart and stuff. :yes:

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      VDot says:

      him saying “i dont know what I did” is really just a slick way to patronize me.

      ______________

      What he do? :popcorn:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I got real tears yall..

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Allegedly
      __________

      :tea:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      “i dont know what I did” is really just a slick way to patronize me.
      ___________

      Ohhh that’s nassy. :no: :yes: Virgo.

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      Wasting time says:

      my son’s father sends him home with a message every time—tell ya mutha I dont know what I did but Im sorry.
      ——————————–
      Your son daddy 75?!?! :lol:
      This was my whole entire child hood!
      And when he was drunk and mad the message was more heartfelt!
      My mom used to be :stop: save it; or tell him to tell his wife that :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I like how you saved it at the end and tied it up real nice like :rofl:
      I was like she said I look like Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paulette Washington and everybody famous first wife before they make it :ghost:
      :hugs: But watching you still on the low :rofl:
      ________________

      LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I have always said that it would be worth it :heart:
      ______________

      :love: Aww. I need a personal Virgo. Imma find me one in Florida. :heart:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      User Friendly says:

      how old is ur son User?
      _____________

      12. his voice always cracks when he gets ready to tell me cuz he already knows Imma spazz.

      be like Ma just listen……
      ~~~~
      :(
      Poor Baby. My son’s father is like this. and used to be as well. Last week he said “I talked to Dad, he said he’s been trying to contact you”
      My head swiveled so hard,my son started laughing.
      He said EYE know he just still ALWAYS asks me about you.

      When he was younger when I did have a little bit of contact with my sons Father, I went bat shyte Conchetta Maria crazy on his ass about sending msgs.
      Fixed that right quick.

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      VDot says:

      Allegedly
      __________
      :tea:

      ______________

      Last one I dated/fugged left a bad taste in my mouth. Nucca did some old sneaky **** I wont get over :nono: . I turned his old azz out too :tea: Ain’t messed with him in years, he still :steer: rides by blowing the horn, and then tessing like “I saw your light on, and beeped. You hear me?” Me looking at it *stankface* :delete: Be sending Old azz pics of moi, captioned just thinking about those legs. :eyeroll: Fugg you :delete:

      Sex was great but :no: Nevermore

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      What he do?
      ____________

      I told yall what he did. when I was in labor he said he was going home to change his clothes. knowing how meticulous he is about appearance, I said ok. Side eyed it but again, I know how he is :eek: that nigga aint come back for two days!

      and Im still mad. and imma stay mad! :rules:

      he’s just an all around dyckhead anyway. the type to tell my son he is on his way and then never show up. one of those kind of “fathers” but he dont know why Im mad :rolleyes:

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      I am a Cancer married to a Scorpio and that ish dead on *mind blown hands* about to email this to him right now. No lie :lol:
      @User I didn’t take it wrong. I am just joking with you :heart:

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      essenze says:

      Libras are the best :-) . We kind, sweet, and can see both sides of an argument. However they have issues with making a decision and finishing things they start

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      VDot says:

      Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paulette Washington and everybody famous first wife before they make it

      _________

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :fistbump: School ‘em Jenie. Sun is just the surface.

      I’m a Cancer, but in my mind, not the typical Cancer (moody and all that chit *dismissive hand* ) When I did the research? :eek: Spot on :yes:

      _____________

      I can be moody. :yes: Ebbs and tides. With the moon. :nun: I actively work on it tho. :shrug: But I can go dayssss without a word..and then chat your ear off. :shrug: Im still “alright” I have a hard time with men cause of it tho. They take it personal. Especially caps, but I love them. The loyalty thing is kinda off for me.. :lol: I mean, I got chu. :tea: Till I don’t. :tea:

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      VDot says:

      when I was in labor he said he was going home to change his clothes.
      that nigga aint come back for two days!
      _______________

      :thinking: You sho did. I wanna laugh, but it don’t seem right to :no:

      But, fugg it :rofl: :rofl: Fugg him!! :hahaha:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      USer I understand that anger TOTALLY!
      Jeff was the same way about my son too, ” the type to tell my son he is on his way and then never show up”

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      Wasting time says:

      Im still “alright” I have a hard time with men cause of it tho. They take it personal.
      ————————-
      Get you a Sag boo :yes:
      They can be the same so they understand.
      My man and my momma a Sag and I gets a long with them great.
      And they are caring and care givers!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Still mad about the need emote you did you claim you didn’t that day when I was lurking :rolleyes:
      ___________

      #teamCancer #teamneverforget #teamPetty :rofl: :rofl: YOU ARE DELUSIONAL LIKE I AM ABOUT LEBRON

      I have no eye dee-er what emote that was. :shrug: Im telling you I think it was the :cool: BEFORE Aunt Tea changed him. He used to have big stunners glasses. I don’t remem anyother with glasses. :no:

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      I would like to thank theee Academy(OTB) etc :nun:

      My name in the same Sentence as Beys :love:

      Who runs the world :kona:

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      you can laugh VDot cuz I do all the time. Its a running joke among fam & friends. :rofl:

      until he comes around, then we play like we are mad. :rolleyes: nig done apologized to everybody I know. we still aint never gonna like his ass :tea: no, not ever.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Don’t y’all be in here talking all that shyt about Virgos!!!! We are perfection!!!! Lol
      _____________

      :phew: :rofl: :dead: Hey Keya.

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      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      I always wondered how me and mine lasted this long. Lol. We are both Virgos.

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      I is a Cap and I swear we get a bad rap us is wonderful people I if I do say so myself!!

      ___________________________________

      @Hair Lova :fistbump: :hug:

      @errbody else :Blue Ivy dismissive hand: :lol:

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      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      :hug: hey OTB

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Conchetta Maria
      ____________

      :wail: :wail :I imagined your head swiveled around like that gravi you got with that meth face white woman :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I wont get over
      _____________

      :blink: You aint gonna tell us what happ’d to your “fren” What he did to your fren that she wont ever get over??? :eek:

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      User
      I’da had him bopped in the head when he Thought he was coming back :twisted:
      FOH
      I ain’t read all comments but I think the would apply and if not :kona:

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      VDot says:

      I can be moody. :yes: Ebbs and tides. With the moon.

      _______________

      Me too. But I just don’t think I’m any moodier than anyone else or any other sign :shrug: All the other chit? Dead on. Clings to past, remembers past hurts/hard to get over, Hard on the outside/soft on the inside (if you can get in :huh: ), sexy aura in/out bedroom, loyal, about homelife – Spot on :yes:

      Speaking of Moon tho. One of my FAVORITE lines from a song is Corrine Bailey’s Diving for :heart:

      :listen:

      Till then I wasn’t alive,
      I longed for you like the lovesick moon pulls the tide.

      Sends shivers down my spine :yes:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      OutsidetheBox says: Conchetta Maria
      ____________

      :wail: :wail: :I imagined your head swiveled around like that gravi you got with that meth face white woman :rofl:
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :lol:
      You GOT IT RIGHT! :rofl:

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      SummerBaby says:

      I’m a Leo & we are the best :biggrin:

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      OTB I am like that too! Life of the porty (no dance tho) or don’t want to be bothered :rofl:
      Husband be like :huh: He on 10 ALL THE TIME LIKE :danban:

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      User
      I’da had him bopped in the head when he Thought he was coming back
      FOH
      I ain’t read all comments but I think the would apply and if not
      __________________

      :lol: Ive had to stop a lot of ppl from going upside his head. my grandmother included. she was ready to ride out too :steer:

      she like just tell me where his mother stays. I just wanna ask her something :eek:

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      Well for thee record EYE believe that everyone can be Great and All That!
      But “we” just know it already, so that makes it easier to deal with :winky:

      Y’all need to think more highly if y’all selves :kona: *goat/dolphin hollering*

      :hug: Hey Nakeya!

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      Had my last meeting for the day. I ain’t finna do shizniyee until I leave for my apt at 2 ish :yawn:

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      but my friend did put roots on him. that didnt have anything to do with me tho :tea:

      I told her ass not to do it but she did anyway.

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      Granny User :yes: She was just trying to get down to the bottom of thangs!

      What’s her sign? :popcorn:
      :lol:

    243. 243

      I just saw a picture of Obama on yahoo :eek: My Gawd he has aged :phew: lawd have mercy

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      VDot says:

      You aint gonna tell us what happ’d to your “fren”

      ____________

      Pulled the rubber off mid-act. Didn’t even put it to the side, just gon fugg it up in me :huh: I was soooo :mad: I felt violated. Like forreal. I pulled the chit out in the shower like :wtf: When confronted, “I just couldn’t help myself. I had to really feel.” Nucca FUGG YO SNEAKY AZZ!

    245. 245
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Hey @ DTTS :hug: doctors appointment tomorrow. I’m ready for September to fly by….would be nice if the kid was a Virgo though lmao

    246. 246

      I JUST know Thing don’t expect no kinda hello back with that ole wack greeting up yonder :mad:

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      The Pearl! says:

      @Taken!! I feel like I’ve been chasing yo ass through these posts….um, I don’t know HOW to put pics up on IG….but you and your babies are PRECIOUS, you hear me???

      Your Sister in Christ,
      Catfish

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      User Friendly says: but my friend did put roots on him. that didnt have anything to do with me tho :tea:

      I told her ass not to do it but she did anyway
      ~~~~
      :popcorn: did it work?? what she do for his raggely ASS?

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      User Friendly says:

      but my friend did put roots on him. that didnt have anything to do with me tho :tea:
      I told her ass not to do it but she did anyway.
      ________________

      she going to hell :tea:

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      Wasting time says:

      So Joan Rivers rushed to hospital because she stopped breathing during a operation…

      On Your Mark
      Get Set
      :shotsfired1: GO!

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      Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paulette Washington and everybody famous first wife before they make it
      ______________

      :lol: did I ever tell yall that I met Bryant Gumbel’s first wife? his “Gary, Indiana/Nutbush, Tennessee” wife. it told me a lot about the person that Bryant used to be and its real different from who he is now.

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      A Scorpio man is an invincible person. He is an extremist with calm and steady surface and smoldering passion within him. He is very intense; he can reach levels of intensity that other men don’t even know exists. Beneath the soft voice of Scorpio man lays his subtle strategies to enhance his career and personal life. He is one person who loves luxury and comforts immensely. He goes to any length to keep the ones he loves safe and sound. He is very loyal and faithful to the woman he loves. When he loves a woman he completely gives his entire heart to her.

      _________________________________

      dis Mister all day :yes: :love: (but i know he got some crazy mixed in there somewhere too. that calm friendly demeanor belies a killer instinct :nono: )

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      Hair Lova says:

      MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:
      ______________

      I can’t get with the men, they have the tendency to be kinda cheap. But overall we’re driven,bossy, want things our way ALL THE TIME! And somehow we manage to succeed. We thrive on success but can be lazy without the right motivation. we seem to care what others think about us :shrug: and we love family.

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      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Pulled the rubber off mid-act. Didn’t even put it to the side, just gon fugg it up in me  I was soooo  I felt violated. Like forreal. I pulled the chit out in the shower like When confronted, “I just couldn’t help myself. I had to really feel.” Nucca FUGG YO SNEAKY AZZ!
      ————-
      That’s a flucking violation. Flag on the play. Insufficient protection on the ride.

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      CHA CHA LAVONNE MONET HENNIQUA says:

      I wanna see Taken…Whats your IG name :think:

      Aint the Wade and Union Union going down this weekend?

      BRAD AND ANGELINA TIED THE KNOT :love:

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      If she isn’t Nakeya just BE SURE to tell her that’s what she was ‘meant’ to be’ :lol:

      She’ll be here in a jiffy! :woot:
      :heart:

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      VDot says:

      um, I don’t know HOW to put pics up on IG

      _________________

      Are you going to IG via phone app or using laptop/desktopr?

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      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Granny User She was just trying to get down to the bottom of thangs!

      What’s her sign
      ____________

      I dont know. whatever comes at thanksgiving time. her sign is Grandma. Grandmothers dont have no signs :shrugs:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Libras are the best :-) . We kind, sweet, and can see both sides of an argument. However they have issues with making a decision and finishing things they start
      _____

      my beloved BFF is a Libra. I hate and absolutely love her at the same damn time. uppity bitch. :yes: :love:

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      CHA CHA LAVONNE MONET HENNIQUA says:

      Wasting time says:

      So Joan Rivers rushed to hospital because she stopped breathing during a operation…

      On Your Mark
      Get Set
      :shotsfired1: GO!

      I HOPE JR DONT MANAGE TO DIE…I FUX WITH HER!

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      I’m a double Leo :yes: Leo sun, Leo Rising…. my moon is in Pisces and venus in cancer….. Scorpio is in mars…. I have a lot of water in my chart it mellows me out….

      I’m not your average leo :tea:

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      Pulled the rubber off mid-act. Didn’t even put it to the side, just gon fugg it up in me I was soooo I felt violated. Like forreal. I pulled the chit out in the shower like When confronted, “I just couldn’t help myself. I had to really feel.” Nucca FUGG YO SNEAKY AZZ!
      ————-

      CONDOMS SUCK!

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      V.
      That got me mad now! :box:
      Fugga!!!
      Bastid!!!
      :cuss:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I always wondered how me and mine lasted this long. Lol. We are both Virgos.
      ____________

      Its weird but Barker and her Virgo are born on the same day but it works as well!

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      but my friend did put roots on him. that didnt have anything to do with me tho
      _______________________________

      :bite: you talmbout “Aunt Sybrina” again? :scared:

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      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @dtts she will be here soon :heart: if I was not pregnant I would swear my cycle was about to start. I’m having all kinds of cramps. Ugh

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      I can fawk ya to sleep :tea: literally … hypnotizing indeed…

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Till then I wasn’t alive,
      I longed for you like the lovesick moon pulls the tide.
      _________________

      :sway: :love: :heart: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      User :shrug:
      IONO either but I know that’s Mickey Mouses sign too! He’s a Thanksging mouse :yes:

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      I would swear my cycle was about to start.
      ___________

      Don’t start talkin bout that in here! :nono:

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      Jenny
      Who what you doing over there right now yo?!?! :popcorn:

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      :dead: #270 he said :stop: the presses!!!

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      Wasting time says:

      CONDOMS SUCK!
      ————-
      :yes:

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      That’s good Nakeya! :yes:
      Just stay calm :hug:

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      DTS :happy: chile I just finished talking to a friend of mines…. we was talking about hitting this cigar bar :yes:

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      I told her ass not to do it but she did anyway.

      ____________________________

      :lol: this made laugh because it reminded me of a story i once read. do you read j. california cooper? :think:

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      she going to hell
      ________

      no she aint! she is jamaican and so is he. roots is normal for them. Jesus will just have to understand.

      St. Peter has different lists for different ppl. :grill:

      yes luvvie, it worked. I didnt think she was gonna do it for real but once stuff started happening I knew she did.

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      when I was in labor he said he was going home to change his clothes.
      that nigga aint come back for two days!
      _______________
      I remember this story and I am only laughing now cause you said that I can :ghost: Was he on drugs? No for real. Was he at the free clinic? I heard the lines be long… My step diddy was on that narcotic. Stole my mama car TWICE…. Sap sucka said he was going to get some bread. I was in the winda like this :eek: till 2 am waiting on the beige CHEVY to come byke round into the driveway but it never came. We went to my mama like :confused: YOU AIN’T LEARN THE LAST TIME HE TOOK THE TAURUS :chase: She was a perfect mom tho *hand to God* He had been home for 6 months. She made him walk everywhere. He got past his probationary period. She was like dang I need some bread for XYZ ..he said I will get it. She was like :huh: Then said ok. MAYNNEEEEEE that nucca must have BURNT rubber :steer: straight to Bankhead to get him some narcotic.
      We still joke about it to this DAY!!! We found out after that he had the drug problem. We told him (we he showed up a year later) oh ok :rolleyes: EVERYBODY KNOWS FOH… Shortly after that he disappeared and my mama changed the locks. I was in middle school. I have only seen him like twice since then. :crying1: <– tears from laughter and pain. BITTERSWEET FANTASIA FACE SELF

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      DTS #267 was a disclaimer :lol: IJS

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      bama_n_jersey says:

      I’m a Taurus….I’m a little crazy (so what), stubburn, and get defensive real fast…oh well I am also loyal and dependent. Does the last two make up for the first three?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Get you a Sag boo :yes:
      ___________

      MrsTime. :thinking: I tried it with a Sag and he fukked me up. :think: I was wayyyyyyy more into him then he was into me. I could not understand what happ’d either! He is like me (old me! Im betta! mama I made it!) in that way that he will leave your ass without explanation :ashamed: You know me..tending towards thinking it was “me”; it was him, I mean another persons choices aren’t about me..I get that but Im still mad. :lol:

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      VDot says:

      her sign is Grandma. Grandmothers dont have no signs :shrugs:

      ________________

      :rofl: :rofl: I feel you tho. My mama is an Aries. I don’t even think zodiac with her. She’s just Mommy :shrug: Now my Daddy is a Cap and he’s one thru and thru :yes:

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      User Friendly says:

      she going to hell
      ________
      no she aint! she is jamaican and so is he. roots is normal for them. Jesus will just have to understand.
      St. Peter has different lists for different ppl.
      ______________

      :lol: :winky:

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      bama_n_jersey says:

      yes luvvie, it worked. I didnt think she was gonna do it for real but once stuff started happening I knew she did.

      ****************
      @User…this is probably why he is still apologizing. Y’all got the man all messed up

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      OTB I am like that too! Life of the porty (no dance tho) or don’t want to be bothered :rofl:
      ___________

      :rofl: Hear my cry. Hear right here. :rofl: #nodancezone

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      *does the blog like a bed sheet*
      All that damn writing #Fiswrongwithyew :blink:

    289. 289

      CONDOMS SUCK!

      ___________________

      so does child support, according to some… :tea:

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      bama_n_jersey says:

      I’m a Taurus….I’m a little crazy (so what), stubburn, and get defensive real fast…oh well I am also loyal and dependent. Does the last two make up for the first three?
      _________________

      Taurus female? :thinking:

      Chile I can write a book on Taurus Men :facepalm: lawd!

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      Wasting time says:

      St. Peter has different lists for different ppl. :grill:
      ——————-
      I can’t wait to use this :rofl:

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      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      *does the blog like a bed sheet*
      All that damn writing #Fiswrongwithyew
      ___________

      :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Pulled the rubber off mid-act. Didn’t even put it to the side, just gon fugg it up in me :huh: I was soooo :mad: I felt violated. Like forreal. I pulled the chit out in the shower like :wtf: When confronted, “I just couldn’t help myself. I had to really feel.” Nucca FUGG YO SNEAKY AZZ!
      _______________

      :eek: WTF. :eek: OH HAIL NAW! Hell yeah Mayne would so some ole grimy chit like that :cuss: :angry: :chase: :stab: :shank:

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      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      So does CS
      _____________________

      :goodpost:

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      VDot says:

      CONDOMS SUCK!

      _________________

      :shrug: That was the entrance fee. We were just fugging, you don’t get long term benefits my nig :no:

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      Why I just got a notification on my phone that said go like Pearl’s first photo on IG??
      I got real tears. Pearl you checked a box that said “LET THE PEOPLE KNOW I AM HERE!!??????!” Then you shook your butt like porky pus s y EJ? :ghost:

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      bama_n_jersey says:

      @jenie… :yes:

      The hubby is a Scorpio though :facepalm: and he was born on Friday the thirteenth…

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      :dead: down to the grave :casket: Taken you’s a fool

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      Wasting time says:

      St. Peter has different lists for different ppl.
      ——————-
      I can’t wait to use this
      _______________________________

      he do. some ppl never even heard of Jesus. you cant just be turning ppl away at the gate because they didnt RSVP when they never even got an invite. they aint even got no mailbox, Jesus! :rules:

      and black ppl are not giving up superstition for nobody so St. Peter is going to have to make an arrangement for all the other stuff we believe in too. I may need a lawyer to get in, but if there’s a heaven Im going.

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      VDot says:

      OTB I am like that too! Life of the porty (no dance tho) or don’t want to be bothered :rofl:
      ___________
      :rofl: Hear my cry. Hear right here. :rofl: #nodancezone

      ______________________

      :wtf: I :heart: a dance floor. My BIL gon try to shame me one day like Yall the only ones :danban: :shrug: Ion care, I AM the dance floor :eek:

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      bama_n_jersey says:

      @jenie… :yes:
      The hubby is a Scorpio though :facepalm: and he was born on Friday the thirteenth…
      ______________

      Me likes scorpio men they like to :hump: and so do you :winky: freakalic !! How you like it daddy :danban1: :buttshake:

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      Blanche Devereaux says:

      bama_n_jersey says:
      I’m a Taurus….I’m a little crazy (so what), stubburn, and get defensive real fast…oh well I am also loyal and dependent. Does the last two make up for the first three?

      …………………………….

      Im a Taurus too :danban: and this is definitely our MO…

      We are good with Pisces though…I love my Pisces :love:

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      User Friendly says:

      Wasting time says:
      St. Peter has different lists for different ppl.
      ——————-
      I can’t wait to use this
      _______________________________
      he do. some ppl never even heard of Jesus. you cant just be turning ppl away at the gate because they didnt RSVP when they never even got an invite. they aint even got no mailbox, Jesus!
      ______________

      :stop: If you want to enter the pearly gates you must know Jesus :nun:
      These is the :rules: :hahahah:

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      @User…this is probably why he is still apologizing. Y’all got the man all messed up
      _______________

      welp :tea:

      no, Taken he wasnt on drugs. he said he was scared and that my family was giving him the side eye so he left and his mother told him not to go back.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I can’t get with the men, they have the tendency to be kinda cheap. But overall we’re driven,bossy, want things our way ALL THE TIME! And somehow we manage to succeed. We thrive on success but can be lazy without the right motivation. we seem to care what others think about us :shrug: and we love family.
      _______________

      !!! ITA! I think that cheap can be worked with tho. :yes: Everyone I have ran into may be cheap with themselves but will “give” to you. Lebron is wealthy yet when I look at him I see :shrug: ..and cap men can be boring lawd they can be but something about them (ALL THAT OTHER GREATNESS) I love! Def care what others think. :yes: All about family. :heart:

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      Hair Lova says:

      Chile I can write a book on Taurus Men :facepalm: lawd!
      ____
      So can I. My kids father was taurus. Nuts as chit!
      all we did was :argue:

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      BigSisterGorgeousOne says:

      Afternoon Roses :hi:

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      Wasting time says:

      I may need a lawyer to get in, but if there’s a heaven Im going.
      ——————————–
      True story.
      I got my own book!
      I’m ready to barter.
      Peter gonna bring some chit up and I got a deed to counter act it :lol:
      You ready PETER !!

    309. 309

      If you want to enter the pearly gates you must know Jesus
      __________________

      well then that aint the heaven Im going to! :nana:

      Im going to the one where they let you smoke cigars down to the bar :wink:

    310. 310

      The more I lurk, more I miss yall

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      Hair Lova says:

      Chile I can write a book on Taurus Men :facepalm: lawd!
      ____
      So can I. My kids father was taurus. Nuts as chit!
      all we did was
      ______________

      Mines too :facepalm: and damn near all my exes :sad: with their cheap azzes …

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      Hey Chan :waves: how ya been

    313. 313

      Cha I thought we was frens on IG already :ghost: no for real… I think I thought I knew you through OTB or you put it on here… You don’t see me? My name start with a P (not my real name)

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      So does CS :wink:
      __________

      LMAOOOO!!! :yes:

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      User Friendly says:

      If you want to enter the pearly gates you must know Jesus
      __________________
      well then that aint the heaven Im going to!
      _____________

      The one where I’m going ….. has that natural high buzz where I want have to smoke :winky:

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      since when did Daddy Knowles start looking like Isaac from Love Boat?

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      SummerBaby says:

      The Aquarius men are the ones I’ve had issues with :facepalm:

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      Wasting time says:

      Im going to the one where they let you smoke cigars down to the bar :wink:
      —————————
      :rofl:
      Word!
      In my heaven Biggie, My BFF who passed and I are going to be jamming and blowing trees!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I’m a Taurus….I’m a little crazy (so what), stubburn, and get defensive real fast…oh well I am also loyal and dependent. Does the last two make up for the first three?
      _____________

      :phew: Chile. The men tho. :hide: They is the chit in that bed! I lightweight loved the dog chit outta one but I hatelove his ass right now! :cuss: But will pay every cot damn bill I present. :| Lawd I miss him.

    320. 320

      I want to use Sandra’s emotes on text messages :lol: I would actually have fun texting if we could

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      Hair Lova says:

      with their cheap azzes …
      _____
      Yes lawd. I only know one that wasn’t and that’s my brother. His freaking wife is a Taurus and idk how he does it. she get’s on my last nerves. Their anger is out of this world too.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :hug: For MRsTee. :heart: :rofl:

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      The one where I’m going ….. has that natural high buzz where I want have to smoke
      ______________

      :think: :huh:

      oh you mean weed? well then Im definitely going now!

      *checks yes on RSVP* beam me up Scotty!

    324. 324

      @VDot I didn’ grow up dancing. I mainly stayed in the house and read :cool: < — the old gravie according to OTB
      TakenMom often worked 2 jobs and so we had to be in the house, clean, cook do good in school. I wanted a better life so… :shrugs: By the time I got to college and everyone was dancing I was already one child left behind :oops: The worst was when I pledged. They was like all the donk and you can’t dance :wtf: My husband .. he the champ :champ: He can shut a dance floor down. I will dance a little now if they play Atl music. That’s all tho :tea: You don’t bee lee me? TUH. Ask the last porty people I went to. Sat through all the Luke and Cupid Shuffle. They put on Tip and that fay Lifestyle boy by my request and I was AYE! :danban: AYE! :danban1: AYE! :dance: Husband was like :grin: THERE SHE GO!! And started thrusting on me

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      Hair Lova says:

      Lol Jenie I catch myself looking for certain emotes on my phone. I have to catch myself

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      VDot says:

      The Aquarius men are the ones I’ve had issues with
      ____________

      I don’t know a damn thing about Aquarius men. We must not get along, because I don’t think I’ve ever talked/dated/friended/nathan an Aquarius man :no:

    327. 327

      Taurus men head game is the best I ever had :phew: no like for real….. chile will have ya head gone…. this is why accepted my request the other day….. but I gotta keep it together :pray: so I keep ignoring that fool when he inbox me ….. I can’t even do it :nono: I refuse to be gone in the brains at 32 :rules: I have goals!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      and black ppl are not giving up superstition for nobody so St. Peter is going to have to make an arrangement for all the other stuff we believe in too. I may need a lawyer to get in, but if there’s a heaven Im going.
      ____________

      :thankyou:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :wtf: I :heart: a dance floor. My BIL gon try to shame me one day like Yall the only ones :danban: :shrug: Ion care, I AM the dance floor :eek:
      __________

      Its prolly legit cause I CAINT :hahaha: In my head tho :blink: girllll :nun:

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      The Pearl! says:

      VDot says:

      um, I don’t know HOW to put pics up on IG
      _________________
      Are you going to IG via phone app or using laptop/desktopr?

      __________

      @Dot! I figgered it out — well, sort of…I think one pic I posted is all cropped off and shyt. (sigh)

    334. 334

      Ion care, I AM the dance floor
      :fistbump:
      :rofl:

    335. 335

      you can download apps for diff emojis. they have one with black ppl too. :yes:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      The more I lurk, more I miss yall
      _____________

      :snort: Indulge. We can do rehab later. :love:

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      *does the blog like a bed sheet*
      All that damn writing #Fiswrongwithyew
      _____________________
      :sissy claws your air:
      Everybody can’t grow up with a silver plate (she need more than a spoon) FAT GUHL :chase:
      Some of us got pain :crying1:

    338. 338
      VDot says:

      They put on Tip and that fay Lifestyle boy by my request and I was AYE! :danban: AYE! :danban1: AYE! :dance: Husband was like :grin: THERE SHE GO!! And started thrusting on me

      _______________

      :rofl: :rofl:

      I swear I wanna see yall in action in person. :lol:

      :thinking: My daddy used to take me to the bar with him from ages 2-8. :lol: I get it honestly. :facepalm:

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      The Pearl! says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Libras are the best :-) . We kind, sweet, and can see both sides of an argument. However they have issues with making a decision and finishing things they start
      _____
      my beloved BFF is a Libra. I hate and absolutely love her at the same damn time. uppity bitch. :yes: :love:
      ____________
      My younger bruh is Libra…I think you just hit his head on the nail! Uppity bastid! :curse:

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      VDot says:

      I refuse to be gone in the brains at 32 :rules:

      ____________

      Awww Jenie. Live a little :lol: Ain’t nothing wrong with a lil head :tea:

    341. 341
      SummerBaby says:

      The Aquarius men I’ve dated have been huge liars. I’m talking about lying about stuff you don’t even have to lie about.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      The Aquarius men
      ___________

      *stomach turns just reading it* :nono: Love to buy you. So you can ignore all that other bullchit they do. One of the most narcissistic men in the zodiac! :cuss: bastids. The whole lot of em! /rant

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      The Pearl! says:

      :cuss: :mad: one of these bishes oughtta work!

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      Husband was like THERE SHE GO!! And started thrusting on me
      _______________

      :lol:

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      Hair Lova says:

      damnnnn…. Jenie I was toally screwed. My Taurus man couldn’t do chit. I stayed cuz I wubbed him, but inside a girl was dying..
      Now my pisces dude….. Babyyyyyyy was on point. Such a piece of chit tho.

    346. 346

      We the People of thee SR Tesses use these cats ( :eek: :love: :ak47: :nun: ) ALL thee time :tea:

    347. 347

      Hair Lova says:

      with their cheap azzes …
      _____
      Yes lawd. I only know one that wasn’t and that’s my brother. His freaking wife is a Taurus and idk how he does it. she get’s on my last nerves. Their anger is out of this world too.
      _______________

      I have close friend that’s a taurus…. chile you should see her pulling out her coupon books and shyt….. now don’t get me wrong … there is nothing wrong with using coupons…. but when we go out to eat … here the heffa go …. wait girl I got a coupon for that …. :lol: shyt is embarrassing… I be like :mad: put that shyt away…. why would you come out to eat with me with that shyt….. you shouldn’t be eating out if ya can’t afford the regular price…. :tea: tis what I say

    348. 348
      FuturedocDonte says:

      :scared: Solange’s album sales went up 200%!” :huh: ok :coffee: me either

    349. 349
      Unshakable says:

      @Man,

      Yes, we are. *In my lady from friday voice*

      Do you know Jesus? Have you accepted Him? Cause if you haven’t……. :rofl:

    350. 350

      Her name is BIGGURL spelt backwards on IG :grill:

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      SummerBaby says:

      you can download apps for diff emojis. they have one with black ppl too.
      —————-
      What app is this?

    352. 352

      VDot says:

      I refuse to be gone in the brains at 32 :rules:
      ____________
      Awww Jenie. Live a little :lol: Ain’t nothing wrong with a lil head
      ______________

      His head is dangerous ….. that shyt will have ya talking crazy and shyt…. been done fawked around and end of pregnant again …. :nono: Nope!!!

    353. 353

      I swear I wanna see yall in action in person. :lol:
      _____________________
      V :no: No you don’t! We super ignant :hahaha: People be like AYEEEEEE! The Takens here!!! (I had to erase my gubment cause I almost put it on here) :oops: And if there is some liquor and music *BOOM EXPLOSION HANDS* He finally be like this :danban1: All night long ..And I;mma be like this in the cut :typing: with somebody that can sit with me talking about something petty like :hahaha: :phew:
      #getonmylevelhoe

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      FuturedocDonte says:

      What in the heyull happened to the whole first half of my comment :cuss: :lol:

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      Hair Lova says:

      :rofl: :rofl: Jenie I would be so tight! lol

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :grin: THERE SHE GO!! And started thrusting on me
      ______________

      :dead: I swear I imagine you as the cute as little girl from Bowen homes who was a nerd and a goody two shoes at the same time :dead: :heart:

    357. 357

      Holy Spirt about to come on the blog :bounce:

      Unshake, fix Man! Get him right! :lol:

    358. 358
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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I can’t even do it :nono: I refuse to be gone in the brains at 32 :rules: I have goals!
      ____________

      :rofl: :rofl: :heart:

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      The Pearl! says:

      <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek: says:

      Why I just got a notification on my phone that said go like Pearl’s first photo on IG??
      I got real tears. Pearl you checked a box that said “LET THE PEOPLE KNOW I AM HERE!!??????!” Then you shook your butt like porky pus s y EJ? :ghost:
      ______________
      :rofl: And I'm worn the hell OUT from posting that picture, too! :whew:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I don’t know a damn thing about Aquarius men. We must not get along, because I don’t think I’ve ever talked/dated/friended/nathan an Aquarius man :no:
      ___________

      They not for you. <–MrsMilly from Color Purple voice. :tea:

    362. 362
      bama_n_jersey says:

      @Hair…..hey hey hey… We ain’t mean. We just passionate. :rofl: at my own self.

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      Unshakable says:

      @MisTake,

      Girl, i feel your pain. I don’t dance either. But I will be a real snazzy wall flower. I just post up and watch ‘em hang.

      And I dare you to say i ain’t negra…….Im just as Black as Whoopi’s lips.

    364. 364

      I think its called Black Emoji

    365. 365

      OTB I’m so serious….. have you ever had one so good you be like :phew: :blink: …….. stay away homie :karate: that shyt there is dangerous….

    366. 366

      #getonmylevelhoe

      *Errbody ain’t able face*
      :rofl:

    367. 367
      Hair Lova says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I don’t know a damn thing about Aquarius men. We must not get along, because I don’t think I’ve ever talked/dated/friended/nathan an Aquarius man :no:
      ___________

      They not for you. <–MrsMilly from Color Purple voice. :tea:
      _______

      :no: My daddy is one. Great father….. But boyyyy he sure is a liarrrrr. And they can surely feel sory for themselves

    368. 368

      I just sent him an email saying I miss him :crying: see what ya’ll made me do :crying1:

    369. 369
      FuturedocDonte says:

      Jenie :waves:

      And y’all ain’t started talm bout virgos yet? :huh: bump y’all too then :lol:

    370. 370

      I swear I imagine you as the cute as little girl from Bowen homes who was a nerd and a goody two shoes at the same time
      _____________________
      TWAS ME :ghost:
      Wit the y got black emoji???? :rofl:
      DTTS don’t text emotes. This be every text she send me: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM…. i be like whet????? She call me and say “how the kids?”
      :facepalm:

    371. 371
      OutsidetheBox says:

      The Aquarius men I’ve dated have been huge liars. I’m talking about lying about stuff you don’t even have to lie about.
      ___________

      *Left hand up, Open palm to God like SEE*

      :eek: The worse bf I ever had. I don’t even count ppl in worsts. He was the absolute worst. :eek: I don’t even think of ppl as wastes of time. :eek: He was a mutherfukking waste of cotdamn time. *flares nostrils* Two years of bullchit. And Im really really really mad cause I was good to him. I haven’t been “goodT” to many. *sneaky face* :ashamed: But I was good to that bastard and he played me like a brand new fiddle. :cry:

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      :think:

      Whoever Sandra messin with now got her :lick: on THURSDAYS too!

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      Hair Lova says:

      bama_n_jersey says:

      @Hair…..hey hey hey… We ain’t mean. We just passionate. :rofl: at my own self.
      ______________

      You don’t even believe yourself

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Do you know Jesus? Have you accepted Him? Cause if you haven’t……. :rofl:
      _____________

      BOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :heart: :rofl:

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      Jenny
      I won’t allow a tasting due to thee fact that EYE already know that ish is Fiyahhhhhh! :eek:

      Will have me daydreaming and ish :nono:
      Nah son, you keep them lips/mouth over thataway >>>>>>

    376. 376

      FuturedocDonte says:

      What in the heyull happened to the whole first half of my comment
      ______________

      Don’t that make ya mad….. you be all into it too >>> :typing: :pc: then you hit submit and :huh: :blink:

    377. 377

      Pearl said she broke a sweat posting her picture :ghost: GOOD JOB :hugs:

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      CHA CHA LAVONNE MONET HENNIQUA says:

      SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT :coffee:

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      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      Hey y’all :waves: What the topic ill? :popcorn: Ion feel like reading through all these comments. Somebody gimme a recap right fass. :waiting:

    380. 380

      I was just told Sandra gettin ready for the Luda event tonight. Say she goin turn her one out. :lol:

    381. 381

      >>>>>
      _______________

      You be gone :eek:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      OTB I’m so serious….. have you ever had one so good you be like :phew: :blink: …….. stay away homie :karate: that shyt there is dangerous….
      __________

      :pookie scratch: :yes: My BFF is dating my ex Taurus brother. When he ask about me, I be like :eek: but in my mind I KNOW BETTER. I let him do some unsavory things to me. :ashamed: <–not really.

      When I was with him he was in CONTROL. :nono: I cant do that no more. I learned that aint for me. I was like putty in that nigga hands.

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      Hair Lova says:

      :hug: Outthebox.. Ummm hmmmmm I learned from my daddy. They some liars

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      San ah make ya dance says:

      Who tryna get someone by posting sign compatibilities :rofl:

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      what happened to my copy and paste :huh: …. :crying: DTS #381 was a response to your #385 :blink:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I just sent him an email saying I miss him :crying: see what ya’ll made me do :crying1:
      ___________

      Ohhhhh misscelie! :popcorn: You know he finna come back LIKE WHY YOU PLAY SO MUCH THEN :rofl: :rofl: :heart:

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      VDot says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      I just sent him an email saying I miss him :crying: see what ya’ll made me do :crying1:

      ___________________

      :ghost: :rofl: :rofl: :cheer:

      Keep us updated :biggrin:

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      Cha :waiting: I said I thought you and me was friends already :blink: on the G….. Don’t know how or why it happened but I was like that must be Cha from SR :bite: WHO IS I’M FRIENDS WITH????

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      VDot says:

      Who tryna get someone by posting sign compatibilities :rofl:

      ___________

      San you know that’s Man’s azz :lol:

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      Hair Lova says:

      Jenie cause Taurus men do that damn jedi mind trick ish! Master of manipulation.. I tell yah

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      SummerBaby says:

      User Friendly says:

      I think its called Black Emoji
      ———————
      Thank you!

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      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do

      ___________________

      That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
      You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend. :lol:

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      San ah make ya dance says:

      An email Jenie? :hahaha:

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      Who tryna get someone by posting sign compatibilities
      ______________________
      BOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      I don’t know why this tickled me so but BAYBEE :hahaha:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT :coffee:
      _______________

      :dead: :ghost:

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      CHA CHA LAVONNE MONET HENNIQUA says:

      SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT
      _______________

      chile :trophy: post of the day :ghost:

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      Hair Lova says:

      Sorry I meant Outside. I really need to make my screen bigger. They know I ain’t doing chit

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      CHA CHA LAVONNE MONET HENNIQUA says:

      SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT
      __________________

      I think your gravi might have me pregnant :eek:

      “Im so full right now” :phew:

    399. 399
      San ah make ya dance says:

      San you know that’s Man’s azz :lol:
      ———————-
      :koolaid3: :hahaha:

    400. 400
      OutsidetheBox says:

      I was just told Sandra gettin ready for the Luda event tonight. Say she goin turn her one out. :lol:
      _____________

      Werd. :rofl: :rofl: :heart: Alright then!

    401. 401
      The Pearl! says:

      SummerBaby says:

      The Aquarius men I’ve dated have been huge liars. I’m talking about lying about stuff you don’t even have to lie about.
      ____________
      My people say: that boy will tell a lie when the TRUTH WOULD SOUND BETTER! damned fool! :yes:

    402. 402

      Hair Lova says:

      Jenie cause Taurus men do that damn jedi mind trick ish! Master of manipulation.. I tell yah
      ________________

      :thankyou: Lawd :applause: but why I just sent him an email…. I was doing good…. lawd !

    403. 403

      The first is Black Emoji LLC who developed an app, titled Black Emoji, that provides over 250 emojis with deep-brown skin in both male and female representations.

      These black ideograms reflect common emotions and expressions, along with a few cool additions.

      Oju Africa is another mobile company, based in Mauritius – an island off the southeast coast of Africa, that has also executed their mission of diversifying the current emoji keyboard.

      there is money to be made in this :think:

    404. 404
      Hair Lova says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do

      ___________________

      That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
      You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend. :lol:
      ______________

      :nono: Step AWAY!

    405. 405

      So when I just went to IG the first picture that popped up was a lady in a bra and it said “PEARL BRA AND NECKLACE… THE SHIMMER LIFE” and I was like dang Pearl :shock: coming in with a band. It was Bambi from LHHATL :kona:

    406. 406
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Who tryna get someone by posting sign compatibilities :rofl:

      ___________

      San you know that’s Man’s azz :lol:
      _____________

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    407. 407

      San ah make ya dance says:

      An email Jenie?
      _____________

      I refuse to give him my number :hahaha: I have his though :bite:

    408. 408
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      :shotsfired: So my fukkin font clear cause I been absent for a while? :cuss: :shotsfired2: I see how yall do a bish! :kona: :cuss:

    409. 409
      San ah make ya dance says:

      Taurus women too :tea:

    410. 410
      VDot says:

      SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT :coffee:
      _______________

      :dead: :ghost:

    411. 411
      OutsidetheBox says:

      They know I ain’t doing chit
      ______________

      You working. :eek: :rofl: :rofl: Slam a drawer…

      *pause* Suck your teef..THEN hit the keys hardT :rofl: That’s how we werk.

    412. 412

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
      ___________________
      That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
      You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
      ______________

      :nono: No suh!!!!

    413. 413
      VDot says:

      “PEARL BRA AND NECKLACE… THE SHIMMER LIFE” and I was like dang Pearl :shock: coming in with a band.
      _______________

      :rofl: Is she still in here? Did she ever get with Birthday Dack man?

    414. 414

      Who tryna get someone by posting sign compatibilities

      ___________

      San you know that’s Man’s azz
      _____________
      :coffee:

    415. 415
      Hair Lova says:

      See what he did, without even trying. :rofl: :rofl: don’t do it. I tell you I did and got baby virgo, lol

    416. 416

      :danban: my boss just “Jedi mind tricked” me into taking tomorrow off! he called to tell me he not coming byke to the office, and then ask me “and you’re not coming in tomorrow, right?” i paused :eek: um…nah… eye… don’t… think…so

      and he was all ‘well okay i’ll see you when i see you!’ that lil dude is aight wit me. :crying1: *frantically starts going through files on desk and checking emails* :typing: :phew:

    417. 417

      Hearts no it’s not :happy: :kiss:
      Hey San :hug: :kiss:

    418. 418
      San ah make ya dance says:

      :waves: Hearts
      :thumbsup: Jenie

    419. 419
      San ah make ya dance says:

      Hey San :hug: :kiss:
      ————-
      :kiss:

    420. 420
      OutsidetheBox says:

      And y’all ain’t started talm bout virgos yet? :huh: bump y’all too then :lol:
      __________

      How did I miss this shining example of the Virgo mindset :lol: :biggrin: Lawd they so everything :heart:

    421. 421

      @JENIE
      “I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
      ___________________
      That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
      You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
      ______________

      No suh!!!!
      _______________________

      Your weekend:

      :pc:
      :think:
      :love:
      :cell:
      :blow:
      :hump:
      :hunch:

      Monday morning:
      :smack:
      :facepalm:
      :coffee:

    422. 422

      Hair Lova says:

      See what he did, without even trying. :rofl: :rofl: don’t do it. I tell you I did and got baby virgo, lol
      ___________

      Hair when he responds cause he is going to wait for awhile…. I will ignore from now on :yes: chile ….. :eek:

    423. 423
      SummerBaby says:

      *Left hand up, Open palm to God like SEE*
      The worse bf I ever had. I don’t even count ppl in worsts. He was the absolute worst. I don’t even think of ppl as wastes of time. He was a mutherfukking waste of cotdamn time. *flares nostrils* Two years of bullchit. And Im really really really mad cause I was good to him. I haven’t been “goodT” to many. *sneaky face* But I was good to that bastard and he played me like a brand new fiddle.
      ———————
      This!! I got played by one & he was super crazy. I was happy when she took him off my hands. I had a real live lunatic on my hands. I’m glad I got away.

    424. 424

      :bite: WHO IS I’M FRIENDS WITH????
      ____________________________

      :no: :rofl:

    425. 425
      Wasting time says:

      SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT :coffee:
      August 28, 2014 at 12:39 pm
      ———————-
      BOL!!
      SHUT UP :ghost:
      :rofl:

    426. 426

      Go to hell MAN :rofl: :crying1: :rofl: Lawd :hahaha:

    427. 427
      Hair Lova says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      They know I ain’t doing chit
      ______________

      You working. :eek: :rofl: :rofl: Slam a drawer…

      *pause* Suck your teef..THEN hit the keys hardT :rofl: That’s how we werk.
      _________________

      :rofl: :rofl: Funny as hell
      I been on lunch since I got here at 8! lol

    428. 428
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :rofl: :rofl:

    429. 429
      San ah make ya dance says:

      :rofl:

    430. 430
      VDot says:

      Monday morning:
      _________________

      :no: Tuesday morning. Long weekend and all :tea:

    431. 431
      Wasting time says:

      Your weekend:

      :pc:
      :think:
      :love:
      :cell:
      :blow:
      :hump:
      :hunch:

      Monday morning:
      :smack:
      :facepalm:
      :coffee:

      ———————
      :dead:
      :rofl;
      :crying:

    432. 432

      Now that we got the comment of the day we just need a stupidest comment of the day.
      We got an early contender but it is too early to call it :kona:

    433. 433
      OutsidetheBox says:

      *frantically starts going through files on desk and checking emails*
      ______________

      And now…. we work! :rofl: :rofl:

      I be feeling like the man when I walk thru..the door knowing I aint did chit all week but I wanna take Friday off too :rofl: :rofl:

    434. 434
    435. 435
      San ah make ya dance says:

      We got an early contender but it is too early to call it :kona:
      —————-
      :popcorn:

    436. 436
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Monday morning:
      :smack:
      :facepalm:
      :coffee:
      __________

      CRINE :wail: :wail:

    437. 437

      This!! I got played by one & he was super crazy. I was happy when she took him off my hands. I had a real live lunatic on my hands. I’m glad I got away.
      _________________
      Why yall do that? Be tryin to push a nigga off on some other female and chit?

      I holla at Beyonce and she get to tellin me how “cool” and “nice” (code for ugly) her friend Kelly is! WTF? :shrugs:

    438. 438
      Hair Lova says:

      Hair when he responds cause he is going to wait for awhile…. I will ignore from now on :yes: chile ….. :eek:
      __________
      It’s gonna take a while cause he wants you to sweat. “I always knew she wanted the dyke. Been fronting all this time.” :pc:
      You better cuz once you start back up it’s over. They hard as chit to get rid of.

    439. 439

      I am too through with this post :crying: Sandra where are you ….. come up for air please :crying:

    440. 440
      VDot says:

      But I was good to that bastard and he played me like a brand new fiddle. :cry:

      ________________

      *come sit on my lap Bay Bay* Caresses your hair down there , tell Spot about it. Let me help you :lick: smooth the pain away :yes:

    441. 441

      Hair Lova says:

      Hair when he responds cause he is going to wait for awhile…. I will ignore from now on :yes: chile ….. :eek:
      __________
      It’s gonna take a while cause he wants you to sweat. “I always knew she wanted the dyke. Been fronting all this time.” :pc:
      You better cuz once you start back up it’s over. They hard as chit to get rid of.
      _____________

      You telling me :phew: chile :eek: you called it :yes:

    442. 442

      But I was good to that bastard and he played me like a brand new fiddle.

      ________________

      *come sit on my lap Bay Bay* Caresses your hair down there , tell Spot about it. Let me help you smooth the pain away
      __________________________

      Walks OTB to V-Dot’s waiting lap.
      :eek:
      :popcorn:

    443. 443
      VDot says:

      We got an early contender but it is too early to call it :kona:

      ____________

      Who? :popcorn: Is it me? :huh: ION CARE!!

    444. 444
      The Pearl! says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
      ___________________
      That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
      You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend. :lol:
      ______
      Oh, Jenie! I fear Man is correct! Welp! Enjoy! Don’t go missing like Auntie though, kay?

    445. 445
      Hair Lova says:

      I know, I’m telling you I know!!!

    446. 446
      OutsidetheBox says:

      This!! I got played by one & he was super crazy. I was happy when she took him off my hands. I had a real live lunatic on my hands. I’m glad I got away.
      ___________

      So the lunatic.. :eek: :think: I was tryna to explain to the police the feeling I had when I was with that aquarius. Like he didn’t try to hit me or anything but I would have this eerie feeling that “harm would come to me” when I was with him. :eek: I just used to feel “unsafe”! I am a woeman who needs to feel “protected by a king” and I used to be like :bite: :eek: :hide: in my spirit. I couldn’t put my hands on it tho..like I couldn’t articulate what exactly made me feel like that. :shrug: I was SO GLAD when he fell into another pu55y tho. :yes: :ohew:

    447. 447
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :no: Tuesday morning. Long weekend and all :tea:
      _____________

      :wail: :phew: :rofl:

    448. 448

      The Pearl! says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:
      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
      ___________________
      That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
      You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend. :lol:
      ______
      Oh, Jenie! I fear Man is correct! Welp! Enjoy! Don’t go missing like Auntie though, kay?
      _____________

      I rebuke that lustful spirit :nono:

    449. 449

      and here come VDot with her horny self. :rofl:

      Pink Box, where you at?

    450. 450
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Why yall do that? Be tryin to push a nigga off on some other female and chit?

      I holla at Beyonce and she get to tellin me how “cool” and “nice” (code for ugly) her friend Kelly is! WTF? :shrugs:
      _______________

      LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :rofl: :wail:

    451. 451
      Hair Lova says:

      Why yall do that? Be tryin to push a nigga off on some other female and chit?
      ____
      So his attention could be elsewhere and you can make a clean break. Like a break away suit.

    452. 452
      Hair Lova says:

      I rebuke that lustful spirit :nono:
      ______
      BOL smh

    453. 453
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      Why yall do that? Be tryin to push a nigga off on some other female and chit?

      I holla at Beyonce and she get to tellin me how “cool” and “nice” (code for ugly) her friend Kelly is! WTF?

      August 28, 2014 at 12:53 pm
      _____________

      You just wont Eva let Kelly be great huh? :rofl:

    454. 454

      Hair Lova says:

      I know, I’m telling you I know!!!
      _____________

      I know too :crying: but why I sent that email though :crying: …… Its ok though ….. I might have to block him again :thinking:

    455. 455
      The Pearl! says:

      <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek: says:

      So when I just went to IG the first picture that popped up was a lady in a bra and it said “PEARL BRA AND NECKLACE… THE SHIMMER LIFE” and I was like dang Pearl :shock: coming in with a band. It was Bambi from LHHATL :kona:
      ________
      DAMMIT, Taken! You just made me dolphin laugh all up here on my GOOT JOB!!! BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL <<< there I go agane! Behave!!! NUT BYKE!

    456. 456

      User Friendly says:

      and here come VDot with her horny self. :rofl:
      Pink Box, where you at?
      __________________
      :hahaha:

    457. 457
      Who Dat says:

      What the fugg happened in this post? :blink: 451 comments?

    458. 458
      OutsidetheBox says:

      *come sit on my lap Bay Bay* Caresses your hair down there , tell Spot about it. Let me help you :lick: smooth the pain away :yes:
      ____________

      :rofl: :rofl: I cant.. he was just a liar! Lied about any and every thang especially his cheating! :cuss: He had a “homeboy” who was sweet on the ole girl :tea: I used that muhfukka to get every piece of dirt I needed. :tea: also, I taped him. :tea: Im not proud.

    459. 459
      OutsidetheBox says:

      I wanna call it but :rofl: :rofl: they will think this font is about them too. :rofl:

    460. 460
      VDot says:

      User Friendly says:
      and here come VDot with her horny self. :rofl:
      Pink Box, where you at?

      _____________________

      :ashamed: :rofl: :rofl:

    461. 461
      aRoTh says:

      *come sit on my lap Bay Bay* Caresses your hair down there , tell Spot about it. Let me help you smooth the pain away
      __________________________

      Walks OTB to V-Dot’s waiting lap.
      __________________

      :rofl: :ghost: :hi: <— bye salad

    462. 462
      Wasting time says:

      What the fugg happened in this post? :blink: 451 comments?
      ———————-
      That’s what this post was missing!
      Dub!! I know you have a story or 8 :lol:

    463. 463
      OutsidetheBox says:

      I rebuke that lustful spirit :nono:
      _______________

      :rofl: :rofl: I claim that Blessing for you :rofl:

    464. 464
    465. 465
      Hair Lova says:

      I know too :crying: but why I sent that email though :crying: …… Its ok though ….. I might have to block him again :thinking:
      _______

      Wait…. So that was the stalker??? Ahhhhh hell naw! You should’a led with that! Those negro’s are crazy!! Now if your into crazy love, then proceed. I don’t want to hear about you in somebodies bushes and chit.

      :smack: “Run Forst run!!!!”

    466. 466

      Solange’s album sales went up 200%!”

      ——–
      I never knew she had an album out.

      Is blue ivy hair another said Jedi Mind trick?

      Are they using blue Ivy struggle hair as a ploy as well?

    467. 467
      OutsidetheBox says:

      and here come VDot with her horny self. :rofl:

      Pink Box, where you at?
      _______________

      :wail: :rofl: This is so funny on mannie mannie levels yall just don’t know!

      @baybay… im pink :rofl: :rofl:

    468. 468
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      @Kdub, I done asked them for a recap already but they nignored me. :rollseyes:

    469. 469
      Hair Lova says:

      What the fugg happened in this post? :blink: 451 comments?
      ________

      She left us in here way too long. Left us with Matty and such

    470. 470
      The Pearl! says:

      VDot says:

      “PEARL BRA AND NECKLACE… THE SHIMMER LIFE” and I was like dang Pearl :shock: coming in with a band.
      _______________
      :rofl: Is she still in here? Did she ever get with Birthday Dack man?
      _________
      Dot, I’m still in here…I saw B-day-dack man, but didn’t give him any. He’s a not-shyt Pisces…well, I don’t have anything against Pisces in general, but THIS Pisces? He’s emotionally unavailable, but has feelings for me so he’s all f’d up…comes any time I call (or text, for that matter)…he’s got it bad for me but hates the fact. He’s one who’ll turn that ass out as well, so I keep a safe distance so as not to end up how did Jenie say? F’d in the head at my age (significantly older than 32). He’s trying to see me this long weekend…I’m gonna pray for strengf!

    471. 471
      Wasting time says:

      :facepalm:

    472. 472
      Who Dat says:

      I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
      ___________________
      That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
      You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
      ______
      Oh, Jenie! I fear Man is correct!
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      +1. He somewhere reading that email like this bish miss me MAYNE :yahoo: He on his way to the CVS for some rubbas RIGHT NAH.

    473. 473
    474. 474
      SummerBaby says:

      @Man
      Why yall do that? Be tryin to push a nigga off on some other female and chit?
      I holla at Beyonce and she get to tellin me how “cool” and “nice” (code for ugly) her friend Kelly is! WTF?
      —————————–
      He was really crazy! I would never push him on another woman. If anything his pic needs to be on don’t date him girl. He needs to come w/a warning label.

    475. 475
      OutsidetheBox says:

      What the fugg happened in this post? :blink: 451 comments?
      ______________

      :rofl: rofl: Dubb. Something got me to talking bout them dangnabbit Virgos :heart: and lawd them son of a guns came in here in droves to rebuke me with all the evidence that confirmed what I was saying. And it was on from there. :rofl: :heart:

    476. 476
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      Hey @Nancy :waves: How you been, gurl?! :boxing:

    477. 477
      Wasting time says:

      We got a contender now Taken!

    478. 478

      Hair Lova says:

      What the fugg happened in this post? :blink: 451 comments?
      ________
      She left us in here way too long. Left us with Matty and such
      ______________
      And Cha Cha think she pregnant by Matthew now :yes:

    479. 479

      We got an early contender but it is too early to call it
      __________________________________

      :eek: i know she not talmbout me! :rolleyes:
      #noVirgo

    480. 480

      Who Dat says:

      I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
      ___________________
      That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
      You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
      ______
      Oh, Jenie! I fear Man is correct!
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      +1. He somewhere reading that email like this bish miss me MAYNE :yahoo: He on his way to the CVS for some rubbas RIGHT NAH.
      ___________________

      I rebuke it !!! Prayer cloth in the wind >>>>> :waves:

    481. 481
      OutsidetheBox says:

      She left us in here way too long. Left us with Matty and such
      ____________

      You say folks came up pregnant and all. :crying1:

      Say we done got married and created fake divorces :rofl:

    482. 482
      Hair Lova says:

      He somewhere reading that email like this bish miss me MAYNE :yahoo: He on his way to the CVS for some rubbas RIGHT NAH.
      ______

      :yes: Hiding in the bushes when she get home. Soon as he see’s her, he gonna spring up like “You rang??” :peace:

    483. 483
      OutsidetheBox says:

      OhMRSTIMEIDIE :dead: :ghost:

    484. 484
      VDot says:

      @baybay… im pink :rofl: :rofl:

      ___________________

      :ghost: :ghost: :cheer: Cant wait to see :eek:

      Yall tickle me :rofl: :rofl:

    485. 485
      JerseyGirl68 says:

      Ray Charles could see that the entire “trouble marriage” saga by Camel and Sasha Fierce was to increase ticket sells for that wack ass tour. And Ray Charles is both blind and dead.

      The Solange vs. Camel was real. However, Camel and Sasha got some mileage out of it too. ZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

    486. 486
      Wasting time says:

      I rebuke it !!! Prayer cloth in the wind >>>>> :waves:
      ———————–
      Bish REbuke ya draws.
      You :humping: All the long weekend :rofl:

    487. 487

      Hair Lova says:

      I know too :crying: but why I sent that email though :crying: …… Its ok though ….. I might have to block him again :thinking:
      _______
      Wait…. So that was the stalker??? Ahhhhh hell naw! You should’a led with that! Those negro’s are crazy!! Now if your into crazy love, then proceed. I don’t want to hear about you in somebodies bushes and chit.
      _______________

      yes :crying1: chile chile chile !!!

    488. 488
      Buttercup says:

      I now know why I said no for so long when I was asked if I want “uppahlip too?” My ish is still stinging and I left the place 30 minutes ago :wail: And I could be a distant cousin of a Whoo from Whooville.

    489. 489
      OutsidetheBox says:

      He’s trying to see me this long weekend…
      ____________

      Score another rose for the home team :ghost: :rofl:

    490. 490

      Waisting BOL let me walk out this office and phone post…. cause ya’ll got me over rolling for real :lolsign:

    491. 491
      The Pearl! says:

      VDot says:

      We got an early contender but it is too early to call it :kona:
      ____________
      Who? :popcorn: Is it me? :huh: ION CARE!!
      ____________
      Who? is it ME? cuz ION CARE neeva! hmph!

    492. 492
      VDot says:

      +1. He somewhere reading that email like this bish miss me MAYNE :yahoo: He on his way to the CVS for some rubbas RIGHT NAH.

      ________________

      Nucca got the economy pack. :rofl; :rofl:

    493. 493
      San ah make ya dance says:

      for that wack ass tour.
      —————
      :nono: Quit telling those lies tho, that concert was far from wack. Sorry bout it

    494. 494

      OutsidetheBox says:

      He’s trying to see me this long weekend…
      ____________
      Score another rose for the home team
      __________________

      :ghost: :hahaha:

    495. 495

      He on his way to the CVS for some rubbas RIGHT NAH.
      :dead: AF
      Rubbers :lol:

    496. 496
      VDot says:

      lawd them son of a guns came in here in droves to rebuke me with all the evidence that confirmed what I was saying.

      __________________

      A whole perfect line of ‘em :eek: :rofl:

    497. 497
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Rubbers even! :hahaha: :rofl: :stomps:

    498. 498

      My ish is still stinging and I left the place 30 minutes ago
      _________________________________

      :think: then i’d advise against the bbq :nono: and stick with wallamella

    499. 499
      VDot says:

      :nono: Quit telling those lies tho, that concert was far from wack. Sorry bout it

      ___________________

      :no: Don’t feed ‘em :no:

    500. 500
      Hair Lova says:

      Nucca got the economy pack
      ________

      It’s gonna be a longggg weekend for Jenie.

    501. 501

      Fren :crying1: Tip voice: you know what it ihhhhhhh :eek:

      They winning hands down right now :bow:
      Pearl and V not you :nono:
      :bluivyhands: ya’ll flawless

    502. 502
      Who Dat says:

      Upstream I see yall had the convo about Taureans. I am a Taurus. And yes Taurus men are the absolute SHIZNIT in the sack. Me and Taurus dude I used to date years ago we almost :hump: each other to death once. I aint lying. :no: I ran away while he was in the shower. Was like I’m going to the store :wave: and got in my car and went to DA CRIB.

    503. 503
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Sorry bout it :) *
      ___________________________

      :rofl: #helpful

      I swear after every comment San make I be like “no shade :):rofl: :rofl: :heart:

    504. 504
      The Pearl! says:

      I rebuke that lustful spirit :nono:
      ____________
      LOL…okay, girl! Good luck! Keep us posted.

    505. 505

      i know she not talmbout me!
      #noVirgo
      ________________________

      naw I think she talking about No Joke who was at rehab by mistake

    506. 506
    507. 507
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      So @Jenie getting that daddy long stroke :hump: all weekend? :fistbump: :rofl:

    508. 508
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Y’all still in here with Matty!? Lol. Listen (for Lol who gave birth) period like cramps and pooping means what? Nothing or something? I done googled it, some say braxton hicks some say Pre term labor….doctor has not called me back yet. Worried for a reason or just too damn hype?

    509. 509
      OutsidetheBox says:

      And I could be a distant cousin of a Whoo from Whooville.
      ____________

      Bwahahaha but we are big fans of Cindy Lou Whoo :heart: :rofl:

    510. 510

      naw I think she talking about No Joke who was at rehab by mistake
      ———
      *shoot em up Cowboy fingers* BOOM!! BINGO :rotfl:
      Don’t come in here banging NoJoke. Take your prize like a champ :trophy:

    511. 511
      VDot says:

      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      So @Jenie getting that daddy long stroke :hump: all weekend? :fistbump: :rofl:

      ____________________

      :yes: I’m so excited for her :cheer: I want her to get all the way piped down :dance:

    512. 512
      San ah make ya dance says:

      Man :cool: Let me just sit back :hahaha:

    513. 513
      OutsidetheBox says:

      How your lower back feel Keya? You feel pain/pressure anything there? That is my “tell tale, its almost time” sign. Those cramps sound suspicious. You been eating okay? :think: If that back is paining tho I would say be on the lookout.

    514. 514
      VDot says:

      naw I think she talking about No Joke who was at rehab by mistake

      _______________

      :dead: :ghost:

    515. 515
    516. 516
      The Pearl! says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I wanna call it but :rofl: :rofl: they will think this font is about them too. :rofl:
      ________________
      Oh! Thanks OTB :winky: (Lord, help me continue being shyt on this Thursday before Labor Day, 2014)

    517. 517

      Nucca got the economy pack
      ________

      It’s gonna be a longggg weekend for Jenie.
      ___________________

      :rofl:

      :phew: <<Jenie's puzzy on Monday

    518. 518
      San ah make ya dance says:

      I swear after every comment San make I be like “no shade :):rofl:
      —————-
      :rofl:

    519. 519
    520. 520
      San ah make ya dance says:

      Yall be NICE :chase:

    521. 521
      San ah make ya dance says:

      :phew: <<Jenie's puzzy on Monday
      —————
      Aint nothing wrong with that, HA :lol:

    522. 522
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Was like I’m going to the store :wave: and got in my car and went to DA CRIB.
      ______________

      LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :wail: I did this once but not cause I was fukked out :rofl: :rofl: he was acting shady when I pulled out my tokes. :blink: I was like ok let me go outside and :smoke: in my car. I lit that bitch up and :steer: ‘d off home. :rofl: Lawdddd lmaoooo Them Taurus men will MAKE you tap out. I used ot lovehate to see his ass coming! :hump:

    523. 523

      how you gone just go head and call it out though @User
      ——
      She didn’t let the joke breathe at all folk :hahaha:
      It was NO JOKE left to get.

    524. 524
    525. 525
      OutsidetheBox says:

      UFO somebody need to beam your ass back to your planet :crine: :rofl: :rofl:

    526. 526
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      I’m so excited for her :cheer: I want her to get all the way piped down

      _____________

      :danban: for @Jenie! :dance: You betta tell us how it was too! :yes:

    527. 527
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      I’m so excited for her :cheer: I want her to get all the way piped down

      _____________

      :danban: for @Jenie! :dance: You betta tell us how it was too! :yes:

    528. 528
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @OTB no back pain. Just in the front. @Nancy thanks. I think I’m freaking myself ou.

    529. 529
      Hair Lova says:

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Y’all still in here with Matty!? Lol. Listen (for Lol who gave birth) period like cramps and pooping means what? Nothing or something? I done googled it, some say braxton hicks some say Pre term labor….doctor has not called me back yet. Worried for a reason or just too damn hype?
      _______

      How far are you?

    530. 530

      Keya sounds like labor to me. :yes:

      have you been staying hydrated? if the baby gets dry in there it will cause cramping too. drink drink drink.

      8/28 is a good bday :yes: not too hot, not too cold and still makign the school cutoff :thumbsup:

    531. 531

      :phew: <<Jenie's puzzy on Monday

      __________________________

      HOLLERS! :hahaha: …sorry Jenie :no::hahaha:

    532. 532
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :wail: :wail: Who got five on it not going well? :rofl: Someone get an interpreter.. :facepalm: :rofl:

    533. 533

      @San if by be nice you mean I can’t joke with folks whether they here or like it or not then :no: (snotty Martin voice) SAWRY not gone be able to dooooo it
      Torrei Hart voice: LAY IN COFFIN. KILL YO SELF

    534. 534
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :yes: I’m so excited for her :cheer: I want her to get all the way piped down :dance:
      ____________

      :cosign: :rofl: :rofl:

    535. 535
      The Pearl! says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      Hair Lova says:
      I know too :crying: but why I sent that email though :crying: …… Its ok though ….. I might have to block him again :thinking:
      _______
      Wait…. So that was the stalker??? Ahhhhh hell naw! You should’a led with that! Those negro’s are crazy!! Now if your into crazy love, then proceed. I don’t want to hear about you in somebodies bushes and chit.
      _______________
      yes :crying1: chile chile chile !!!
      _____________
      SCREECH-HALT!!!! Um, no stalkers. No-No stalkers. (In my Nikki Minaj voice)

    536. 536
      Hair Lova says:

      :buttshake: :hump: <——— jenie all weekend long… Enjoy, I'm excited for you, lol.

    537. 537

      Yall be NICE :chase:
      _____________________

      WHO is SHE tawkin tew?! :blink: :ghost:

    538. 538

      Let me stop joking for somebody think I am serious. NO JOKE I AM PLAYING WITH YOU :hugs:

    539. 539
      Who Dat says:

      Yall and this post done sent Nakeya into dayum labor. :facepalm:

      I HATE CHEW!!! All of ya! :mad:

    540. 540
      OutsidetheBox says:

      drink drink drink.
      __________

      Yes get them walls wet. Sex sex sex too. Make her come on down. :yes:

    541. 541
      San ah make ya dance says:

      @San if by be nice you mean I can’t joke with folks whether they here or like it or not then :no: (snotty Martin voice) SAWRY not gone be able to dooooo it
      Torrei Hart voice: LAY IN COFFIN. KILL YO SELF
      ————–
      That girl don’ had it HARD :lol:
      Why did I die when Torrei told her that. She tried to get back with her, but after she said looking like death walking and grim reaper :ghost:

    542. 542
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @hair 33 weeks yesterday @user I hope not!!! I’d like to make it to my shower. Lol. Its next week so any time after that is cool with me. But this shyt hurts. Oh and yes I’ve been drinking, I’ve been drinking. Lol

    543. 543
    544. 544

      :think:

      I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck….
      :pc:

    545. 545
      San ah make ya dance says:

      WHO is SHE tawkin tew?! :blink: :ghost:
      —————
      Nancy why I gotta :chase: you down everyday!? Aint you tired? :lol:

    546. 546
      The Pearl! says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      OutsidetheBox says:
      He’s trying to see me this long weekend…
      ____________
      Score another rose for the home team
      __________________
      :ghost: :hahaha:
      _____________
      :rofl: @Jenie, THOSE tables turned on me quicker than a muther, didn’t they?

    547. 547
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @Dubb :hahaha: Omg! I’m a font live from the hospital. Lol.

      @OTB sex? Man listen….*rethinks* well OK. Lmao

    548. 548

      :ghost: defeated voice and face :confused: Jenie how you throwing the puss at a nucca you just blocked????? He trying to streak it by any means necessary and you told him MISS YOU MUCH #janetjackson
      I am finna go home :crying1:

    549. 549
      OutsidetheBox says:

      no back pain. Just in the front
      _________

      No spotting. :think: You need to hydrate for sure and calm down. The nerves work against you. Everything is natural.. you have built in receptors and it sounds like your body is getting retty! Second babies tend to come a little faster than planned/ahead of time but quicker. Just stay calm. :yes: I bet you its prolly anxiety mixed with last trimester “feels”. :heart:

    550. 550
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :think:

      I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck….
      :pc:
      ________________

      OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :rofl: :wail:

    551. 551

      She didn’t let the joke breathe at all folk :hahaha:
      It was NO JOKE left to get.
      ______________________________________

      she got no chill :no: she was prob the one at the door telling the ‘surance mayne “my mama tole me to tell YEW she not home :eek: ” *slams door in his face and skips byke to her tea porty* her mama peepin out: :facepalm:

    552. 552
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      Who Dat says:

      Yall and this post done sent Nakeya into dayum labor.

      I HATE CHEW!!! All of ya!
      _____________
      Not me! :no: I just got here. I had no parts in this here fukkery. :no:

    553. 553
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @man bruh you fishing for coo coo on the blog? Did you ever go on that date from last week or naw?

    554. 554

      OutsidetheBox says:

      drink drink drink.
      __________

      Yes get them walls wet. Sex sex sex too. Make her come on down.
      _____________________

      :yes: this works. we promise not to call your baby nutbyke or nuthead either :eek: *fingerscrossed*

      if your water broke then dont do it. could get an infection like that but if not then :hunching: dont stop get it get it.

    555. 555
      OutsidetheBox says:

      snotty Martin voice
      __________

      Roscoe? Young Roscoe, fren? CRYING LOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :rofl:

    556. 556
      Who Dat says:

      @Dubb and her “great escape”
      Them Taurus men will MAKE you tap out.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      That dude said he was going to take a shower. And I am in there slowwwwlllly gathering my ish. Like tip toein round his room and shat. :kona: That nigga BUSTED me and poked his head out and was like “oh you DRESSED?” :blink: Errrrrrum…yeah. Imma just run to the store. LYING. Pure asking this cat do he want anything. KNOWING full WELL I AINT coming back that day. :rofl: NO HELL. I liked him alot too. He just aint have no kids and THAT always ends PRETTY quickly.

    557. 557

      Chile :phew: ya’ll is a mess :crying:

    558. 558
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Yall and this post done sent Nakeya into dayum labor. :facepalm:

      I HATE CHEW!!! All of ya! :mad:
      __________

      Keya a Virgo tryna have a Virgo baby. She aint slick. :hahaha: :heart:

    559. 559

      The Pearl! says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      OutsidetheBox says:
      He’s trying to see me this long weekend…
      ____________
      Score another rose for the home team
      __________________
      :ghost: :hahaha:
      _____________
      :rofl: @Jenie, THOSE tables turned on me quicker than a muther, didn’t they?
      _____________

      :hahaha:

    560. 560
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      No spotting.  You need to hydrate for sure and calm down. The nerves work against you. Everything is natural.. you have built in receptors and it sounds like your body is getting retty! Second babies tend to come a little faster than planned/ahead of time but quicker. Just stay calm.  I bet you its prolly anxiety mixed with last trimester “feels”. 
      ————
      Let’s hope so. I’m a nervous wreck. I was NOT like this with my son. Smh. I feel silly. Thanks though. :hug:

    561. 561
      OutsidetheBox says:

      I’m a font live from the hospital.
      _____________

      :cheer: :thankyou:

    562. 562

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      :think:
      I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck….
      _______________
      :dead: :rofl:

    563. 563
      Who Dat says:

      I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck….
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      That big bish is prolly in your email box like Nikki Parker.

      Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :wave:

    564. 564

      @MISTAKEN
      “Jenie how you throwing the puss at a nucca you just blocked????? He trying to streak it by any means necessary and you told him MISS YOU MUCH #janetjackson
      I am finna go home ”
      ______________

      :yes: Then be callin the police and chit when a nigga be “protecting your home” while you sleep and “investigating the bushes” round your place.

      Yall something.

    565. 565

      :blink: wait Keya in Labor :cheerleader: Go Keya Go Keya

    566. 566

      I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck
      _________________________________

      “extra long” :huh: :think: Oh! he referring to the weekend… :thumbsup:
      :rofl: :kona:

    567. 567
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Keya a Virgo tryna have a Virgo baby. She aint slick.  
      ———-
      This baby needs not to be a Virgo! I would love it, but the way my ain’t shyt is set up…..she would end up like her momma. Lord help me.

    568. 568
      VDot says:

      she was prob the one at the door telling the ‘surance mayne “my mama tole me to tell YEW she not home :eek:
      _______________

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    569. 569

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      @MISTAKEN
      “Jenie how you throwing the puss at a nucca you just blocked????? He trying to streak it by any means necessary and you told him MISS YOU MUCH #janetjackson
      I am finna go home ”
      ______________
      :yes: Then be callin the police and chit when a nigga be “protecting your home” while you sleep and “investigating the bushes” round your place.
      Yall something.
      _______________

      :rofl: Chile :facepalm: that head make you do some strange thangs :phew:

    570. 570

      @IS :hahaha: :rofl: :lol: Yes USER was the one smart aleck dummy at the window peeking out moving the blinds when mama would be like that’s Mr (……) coming cause the rent home everybody BE QUIET!!! User walk her short tail up to the winda like *opens the blinds all hard* :eek:

    571. 571
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :rofl: @Jenie, THOSE tables turned on me quicker than a muther, didn’t they?
      __________

      Im waiting on Mayne to check his email. If he fukk up the nummas cause she fat imma kill em! :shank:

      We bout to be four for four :dance: B over there with the clean lips(please take in that s…lipssssssss). Jenie getting her mind right. :wink: Pearl bout to drape a nigga with a pearl necklace :woot: and Mayne :waiting: Maybe bout to score one for the big team.

    572. 572
    573. 573
      bama_n_jersey says:

      :sideeye: Is you a stalker @Man?? That sound like some stlaker talk right there….

    574. 574
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @jenie no not yet. My mind and body playing tricks on me. Ugh

    575. 575
      Hair Lova says:

      WHO is SHE tawkin tew?! :blink: :ghost:
      __
      :blink:

    576. 576
      VDot says:

      Keya – When are you due? What week you at?

    577. 577

      I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck
      _________________________________

      “extra long” Oh! he referring to the weekend…
      ____________________________________________

      :sneer: Look, I ain’t eva had no complaint bout my size ma’am.

      Anyway, I did have a “hello” from someone I don’t recognize. She wasn’t pretty but she might have “heard” bout a nigga tho… :think:

    578. 578
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Let’s hope so. I’m a nervous wreck. I was NOT like this with my son. Smh. I feel silly. Thanks though. :hug:
      ___________

      :hug: IDK why chit work like that. :lol: We get older and start to “worry” . :lol: If we old, we old. When I had my babies I was like :biggrin: you can do it. Now tho: :blink: :huh: Ion know. :no: :bite: LOL

    579. 579
    580. 580
    581. 581
      Hair Lova says:

      keya

      My mind and body playing tricks on me.
      ____
      You want that baby out, that’s all.

    582. 582

      Errrrrrum…yeah. Imma just run to the store. LYING. Pure asking this cat do he want anything. KNOWING full WELL I AINT coming back that day.
      ___________________________

      :crying1:

    583. 583

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @jenie no not yet. My mind and body playing tricks on me. Ugh
      ___________

      Braxton :thinking: oh she coming home<<<< I just sung that :whistle: Have you started nesting yet ?

    584. 584
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :yes: Then be callin the police and chit when a nigga be “protecting your home” while you sleep and “investigating the bushes” round your place.

      Yall something.

      ____________

      BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: My fren was just talking about her baby daddy talking bout “one of your screens out”…fren was like but how he know..way back at my bedroom winder..in my backyard..around the house :blink:

      :rofl: :rofl:

    585. 585
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @vdot I’m 33 weeks. I was due Oct 15th but I’m having the c-section on the 9th

    586. 586
      KyCakes says:

      Jenie Love :hug:

    587. 587

      :wink: Pearl bout to drape a nigga with a pearl necklace
      ________________

      :ghost: lawd have mercy :rofl:

    588. 588
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Pure asking this cat do he want anything.
      __________________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    589. 589

      Then be callin the police and chit when a nigga be “protecting your home” while you sleep and “investigating the bushes” round your place.

      Yall something.

      __________________________________

      :rofl:
      *throws Caramel’s ADT sign at Man’s head* :hahaha:

    590. 590

      @OTB
      “Then be callin the police and chit when a nigga be “protecting your home” while you sleep and “investigating the bushes” round your place.

      Yall something.

      ____________

      BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My fren was just talking about her baby daddy talking bout “one of your screens out”…fren was like but how he know..way back at my bedroom winder..in my backyard..around the house
      ___________________________

      See, that fren of yours is unappreciative than a muthaphucka! Instead of her saying “thanks, i will replace that screen.” She talkin bout how its in the back and chit!

      Lemme guess, she then called the police too? :facepalm:

    591. 591
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @jenie if you mean nesting like putting everything together and cleaning like its going out of style then yes. Sleeping more too. Tired as shyt these days.

    592. 592
      Hair Lova says:

      BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: My fren was just talking about her baby daddy talking bout “one of your screens out”…fren was like but how he know..way back at my bedroom winder..in my backyard..around the house :blink:

      :rofl:
      ____________

      Stalkers man,he was stalking that bedroom too. Not other room, but that one :rofl:

    593. 593
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :sideeye: Is you a stalker @Man?? That sound like some stlaker talk right there….
      ______

      he like to call it “scorpio” :rofl:

    594. 594

      :dead: where the hell is Caramel :lol:

    595. 595
      KyCakes says:

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @vdot I’m 33 weeks. I was due Oct 15th but I’m having the c-section on the 9th
      ——————————————————————–
      Hey Preggo :yahoo:
      Your 33 weeks but not due till Oct 15th? Am I missing sumthin? :think:

    596. 596
      San ah make ya dance says:

      BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: My fren was just talking about her baby daddy talking bout “one of your screens out”…fren was like but how he know..way back at my bedroom winder..in my backyard..around the house :blink:
      ————-
      :eek:
      :wtf:

    597. 597

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      wait Keya in Labor Go Keya Go Keya

      ____________________________________

      :huh: uh, Jenie…. :think: you think you might wanna sit this one out? you memba what happened the last time you “helped” your neighbor who was in labor…. :tea: :hahaha: :ghost:

    598. 598
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Anyway, I did have a “hello” from someone I don’t recognize. She wasn’t pretty but she might have “heard” bout a nigga tho… :think:
      __________

      I cant even breeve. :crying1: :rofl:

    599. 599

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @jenie if you mean nesting like putting everything together and cleaning like its going out of style then yes. Sleeping more too. Tired as shyt these days.
      ______________

      Oh she ready :yes: want be long now…..

    600. 600
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      *throws Caramel’s ADT sign at Man’s head* 
      ———–
      *died 14 times* yo she said old boy from freaking Walmart with the pampers and gun stole her sign!!! :hahaha: Omg I’m dying

    601. 601
      OutsidetheBox says:

      PhatCakes :kiss: You graced us!

    602. 602

      oscoe? Young Roscoe, fren?
      ___________________
      :hahaha: YES!!! I couldn’t not think of his name :fast head shake: SAWRY NOT GONE BE ABLE TODOOO IT
      @Man you know what bruh… long weekend dack? I am THROUGH WITH YOU :crying1:
      yo inbox still empty?

    603. 603
      VDot says:

      *throws Caramel’s ADT sign at Man’s head* :hahaha:
      _____________

      :goodpost:

      That sh@t was classic! :rofl: :rofl:

    604. 604
      Hair Lova says:

      if you mean nesting like putting everything together and cleaning like its going out of style then yes. Sleeping more too. Tired as shyt these days.
      __________

      Yeah it’s almost time. Def sooner than later!

    605. 605

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @vdot I’m 33 weeks. I was due Oct 15th but I’m having the c-section on the 9th
      _________________________________

      *looks at the calendar* ummm, yeah October nothing. JuJuBe said she’ll be here before then. babygirl wants a login. :happy:

      did they tell you how much she weighs already? :bounce: she may be ripe by now.

    606. 606
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :rofl:
      *throws Caramel’s ADT sign at Man’s head* :hahaha:
      ___________________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    607. 607

      Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      wait Keya in Labor Go Keya Go Keya
      ____________________________________
      :huh: uh, Jenie…. :think: you think you might wanna sit this one out? you memba what happened the last time you “helped” your neighbor who was in labor…. :tea: :hahaha: :ghost:
      ________________

      Chile the caster oil :ghost: that was a mess chile …. had the baby in the ambulance in the parking lot…. the ambulance couldn’t even pull off :rofl: that was mess…. my face>>> :bite: oh shyt >>>> :eek:

    608. 608
      Who Dat says:

      Well @Man? Is she in your email? The big ghul?

      She want you to come give her 4 minutes of pleasure twice for a total of 8 minutes…on Sat AND Sunday?

      We want deets sir.

    609. 609
      OutsidetheBox says:

      @jenie if you mean nesting like putting everything together and cleaning like its going out of style then yes. Sleeping more too. Tired as shyt these days.
      ___________

      :eek: :woohoo:

    610. 610
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @ky my c section is the 9th of October. But 33 weeks is right.

    611. 611

      OTB Caramel said hey :heart: She is doing well. In school and everything. She said her new job is :whip: so she can’t lurk nor post :wails:

    612. 612
      VDot says:

      way back at my bedroom winder..in my backyard..around the house :blink:

      ______________

      WHO’S THAT PEEKING IN MY WINDOW?!?! :ak47: No one now :tea:

    613. 613
      KyCakes says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      PhatCakes :kiss: You graced us!
      ——————————————————————
      Hey mami :kiss:

    614. 614
      OutsidetheBox says:

      See, that fren of yours is unappreciative than a muthaphucka! Instead of her saying “thanks, i will replace that screen.” She talkin bout how its in the back and chit!

      Lemme guess, she then called the police too? :facepalm:
      ____________

      :rofl: She a libra real women don’t call the police™!

      She was like :huh: Hrm. She thought about it long enough..realized he was right and then started worrying :bite: that he might’ve been back there when she was in there..with her FUKKING BF :rofl: :rofl:

    615. 615
      BigSisterGorgeousOne says:

      :blink: So I guess Sandra just said “to hell with us”

    616. 616
      Who Dat says:

      Anyway, I did have a “hello” from someone I don’t recognize. She wasn’t pretty but she might have “heard” bout a nigga tho…
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I missed this.

      What could she have POSSIBLY heard? That she MIGHT get half of a 2 for dayum TWENNY? Or that she might get 5 minutes of funk?

      What the fawk she hear’ed << how they say it in country… boutchu?

      :no:

    617. 617

      :sneer: Look, I ain’t eva had no complaint bout my size ma’am.

      Anyway, I did have a “hello” from someone I don’t recognize. She wasn’t pretty but she might have “heard” bout a nigga tho…
      _________________________________

      @Man got a potential blog stalker yall! :ghost:

    618. 618
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @user NO! This jinky ass doctor did not. Talking bout they don’t know. The fugg? Well where is the ultra sound machine!? Let’s look. I don’t care for this doctor….I mean, thank god I have insurance but ugh.

    619. 619

      yo inbox still empty?
      _________________

      her inbox gone still be empty too if she waiting on some long dyck from Man. :tea:

    620. 620
      Hair Lova says:

      did they tell you how much she weighs already? :bounce: she may be ripe by now.
      ____

      I don’t believe what they say. I was in the hospital and the girl gonna tell me 6 something. That baby was 8Llbs 10 ounces

    621. 621
      VDot says:

      OTB Caramel said hey :heart: She is doing well. In school and everything. She said her new job is :whip:

      ________________

      :blink: Yall talk?? :huh:

    622. 622
      OutsidetheBox says:

      yo inbox still empty?
      _____________

      You said his rubbers empty :crying1:

    623. 623
      OutsidetheBox says:

      my face>>> :bite: oh shyt >>>> :eek:
      _____________

      I am fukking cryinggggggg

    624. 624
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @taken so she not gonna speak to the rest of us!? Rude ass

    625. 625
      Who Dat says:

      So I guess Sandra just said “to hell with us”
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      She over at the hair salon getting her freeze curls all the way together for the bowling party. She is planning on ALL DE WAY stuntin on niggas if she invited folks, including readers out ya dig? :nun:

      OR she could have a date too this weekend and might be at the spa getting her pink box together (waxed).

    626. 626

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @user NO! This jinky ass doctor did not. Talking bout they don’t know. The fugg? Well where is the ultra sound machine!? Let’s look. I don’t care for this doctor….I mean, thank god I have insurance but ugh.
      _____________________

      what kinda doctor…. :shocked: lawd you down there at the pain clinic bodega on accident too? :facepalm:

      lawd

    627. 627
    628. 628

      Hey Preggo
      Your 33 weeks but not due till Oct 15th? Am I missing sumthin?
      _____________________________

      :nono: don’t do Keya like that… she aint got Phaedra’s doctor nih! :hahaha:

    629. 629
      VDot says:

      OR she could have a date too this weekend and might be at the spa getting her pink box together (waxed).

      ______________________

      :lol: Sandra old school. I bet she rocks a 70′s porn busch :yes:

    630. 630
      Who Dat says:

      KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CAKES :yahoo:

    631. 631
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @user girl no! Lol Lol.

    632. 632
      KyCakes says:

      Well hello there, Ms. Drew! :heart:

    633. 633
      Who Dat says:

      I bet she rocks a 70?s porn busch
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      She got a ‘Nessa Del Rio going on?

      :ghost:

    634. 634
      OutsidetheBox says:

      OTB Caramel said hey :heart: She is doing well. In school and everything. She said her new job is :whip: so she can’t lurk nor post :wails:
      __________

      I bet Cara a Libra. :blink: That’s what she get tryna be upper middle class Black! Shouldve got a trill job! Instead of a REAL job! :brokenheart:

      how you cant even lurk on your phone folk :no: This some Hunger Games reality type chit. :eek: :nono: I MISS YOU KENYA! :cry:

    635. 635
      BigSisterGorgeousOne says:

      OR she could have a date too this weekend and might be at the spa getting her pink box together (waxed).

      _______

      :rofl:
      Awwwwww thats right Luda Day weekend…..:think:

    636. 636
      Hair Lova says:

      Hey Preggo
      Your 33 weeks but not due till Oct 15th? Am I missing sumthin?
      _____________________________

      :nono: don’t do Keya like that… she aint got Phaedra’s doctor nih!
      ________

      :dead:

    637. 637
      VDot says:

      She got a ‘Nessa Del Rio going on?

      _______________

      :yes:

      That bish could suck some dack :blow: :yes:

    638. 638
      Afiya says:

      DAMN!! :wtf: Sandra done left y’all in here for :dead: or what :smack:

      She must be ‘pampering’ herself :yes:

    639. 639
      SummerBaby says:

      Y’all roses & your inbox messages just had me logging into FB :typing: to see if I had any I overlooked :rofl:

    640. 640
      San ah make ya dance says:

      Shouldve got a trill job! Instead of a REAL job! :brokenheart:

      how you cant even lurk on your phone folk :no: This some Hunger Games reality type chit. :eek: :nono: I MISS YOU KENYA! :cry:

      —————–
      :rofl:

    641. 641
      OutsidetheBox says:

      What the fawk she hear’ed
      _______________

      WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :wail:

    642. 642

      I’m watching a video on PCP in DC and OMG …. THE first minute of the video got me like :hide: what the entire fawks :blink:

    643. 643
      KyCakes says:

      Hair Lova says:

      Hey Preggo
      Your 33 weeks but not due till Oct 15th? Am I missing sumthin?
      _____________________________
      :nono: don’t do Keya like that… she aint got Phaedra’s doctor nih!
      ________
      :dead:
      ——————————————————————-
      :lol:
      Forgot all about that ish…I ain’t trying to do Keya any kind of way, just curious…

      You know I wub you, KeKe :yes:

    644. 644

      Chile the caster oil :ghost:

      ________________________________

      Jenie! :hahaha: i got tears…. :crying1: :ghost:

    645. 645
      Who Dat says:

      @Taken…

      You talk to the Miss Above the medium income for Baldwin County Alabama?

      :wtf:

      Is she…….normal? (why I say that like Forrest Gump did when he asked Jennie about his his son)

    646. 646
      VDot says:

      Y’all roses & your inbox messages just had me logging into FB :typing: to see if I had any I overlooked :rofl:

      ____________

      I been mean muggin my phone :lol:

    647. 647
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Rude ass
      _________

      :dead: She was mean on the low warnt she :heart: Keya used to be getting her right together and then demand she do betta :rofl:

    648. 648

      Hey…. Where is Kenyamel?

    649. 649

      OTB Caramel said hey
      _______________________

      hey Caramel! :waves: (we talmbout signs, what’s yours?) :hahaha:

    650. 650
      VDot says:

      That’s what she get tryna be upper middle class Black! Shouldve got a trill job! Instead of a REAL job! :brokenheart:
      how you cant even lurk on your phone folk :no: This some Hunger Games reality type chit. :eek: :nono: I MISS YOU KENYA! :cry:

      ______________

      :dead: :ghost:

    651. 651
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Key about to get a damn black eye. :mad: Lol just kidding. But the count is right. Shyt why lie to y’all? Might as well tell the truth cuz y’all don’t forget shyt

    652. 652
      OutsidetheBox says:

      pain clinic bodega
      _____________

      :wail: :wail: I cant stop laffing at that.

    653. 653
      San ah make ya dance says:

      Baldwin County Alabama?
      ————-
      :wail:

    654. 654

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      I’m watching a video on PCP in DC and OMG …. THE first minute of the video got me like what the entire fawks
      ____________

      Drugs, Inc.? girl that show crazy! the man with his intestines hanging out :nono:

      I dont EVAH want to be that high.

    655. 655

      User Friendly says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      I’m watching a video on PCP in DC and OMG …. THE first minute of the video got me like what the entire fawks
      ____________
      Drugs, Inc.? girl that show crazy! the man with his intestines hanging out :nono:
      I dont EVAH want to be that high.
      ______________

      Chile lawd :phew: and was walking around but booty :eek:

    656. 656
      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @Dubb she has lived OK? She is above average. :tea:

      @OTB I did like her though. Lmao but some days….

    657. 657

      Ya’ll finna get off Care *punches the air like Cuba Gooding off Boyz in the Hood* :hahaha:
      No via text and phone. Hadn’t in a few months so I reached out. She was perfectly imperfect when we communicated. :grin:

    658. 658

      all the way together for the bowling party

      _______________________

      :crying1: please stop typin :pray: :ghost:

    659. 659

      Shyt why lie to y’all? Might as well tell the truth cuz y’all don’t forget shyt
      ______________________

      especially Nancy with her Inch High Private Eye self. :lol:

    660. 660
      OutsidetheBox says:

      —————–
      :rofl:
      __________

      I was gonna do that hand of solidarity they do in the Games but I didn’t want yall to know I love them movies/books :rofl:

      *raises hand slightly with three pressed fingers* :rofl:

    661. 661

      She must be ‘pampering’ herself :yes:
      _____________________________

      not sure why this made me holler! :hahaha: :rofl: :phew: but it did!

    662. 662
      OutsidetheBox says:

      You talk to the Miss Above the medium income for Baldwin County Alabama?

      :wtf:

      Is she…….normal? (why I say that like Forrest Gump did when he asked Jennie about his his son)
      ___________________

      :wail: My Taurus twin :wail: :rofl: :heart:

    663. 663
      VDot says:

      but I didn’t want yall to know I love them movies/books :rofl:

      __________

      Own the DVDs. Cant wait for next installment :tea:

    664. 664
      OutsidetheBox says:

      I been mean muggin my phone :lol:
      ________________

      BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :cell:

      :huh: <– like :shrug: :rofl:

    665. 665
      GellySammich says:

      :rolleyes:

    666. 666
    667. 667
      OutsidetheBox says:

      *punches the air like Cuba Gooding off Boyz in the Hood*
      _____________

      Whewwww :rofl: :rofl: best air fight scene in HISTORY!

    668. 668
      FuturedocDonte says:

      Chile the caster oil that was a mess chile …. had the baby in the ambulance in the parking lot…. the ambulance couldn’t even pull off that was mess…. my face>>> oh shyt >>>>
      —–
      Aight Jenie :stop: rewind and tell the whole story, from the baganan :popcorn:

    669. 669

      especially Nancy with her Inch High Private Eye self.
      ___________________________

      bish we the same height! (aint forgot :tea: ) :hahaha:

    670. 670

      (matterfact voice)
      SR just called and said :cell: she is working on her fit, mani/pedi ETC! :eek:

      SHe say she finna be sharB :nun:

      :kona:

    671. 671
      VDot says:

      Rewind and tell the whole story, from the baganan

      __________

      :cosign: I missed that story

    672. 672
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Own the DVDs. Cant wait for next installment :tea:
      ___________

      Us always sit with us. :tea:

    673. 673
      GellySammich says:

      Random thought: Tameka looks just like Mama Dee. Watch the show again and tell me I’m lying. The end.

    674. 674

      pain clinic bodega
      _____________
      And this is why much as I try… try as I might… i will always be petty :ghost:

    675. 675

      OutsidetheBox says:

      *punches the air like Cuba Gooding off Boyz in the Hood*
      _____________

      Whewwww :rofl: :rofl: best air fight scene in HISTORY!

      YES!!!! :cheer:
      I fell for him, then RICKY OF COURSE :rollseyes:
      :rofl:

    676. 676

      Sandra must have went home to change her clothes like my baby daddy did. she be right back :eek: :bite:

    677. 677

      Yall wanna see my new ADT sign?

    678. 678
      KyCakes says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      *punches the air like Cuba Gooding off Boyz in the Hood*
      _____________
      Whewwww :rofl: :rofl: best air fight scene in HISTORY!
      —————————————————————————
      Emotional ninjas got that good fawking….

    679. 679
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :rolleyes:
      __________

      *face my stepdaddy used to make when my mama made it home*

      :eek: :kiss: <–pensive

    680. 680

      Oh NO you deserve :facepalm:

      And V. what kinda handle in thee pocketbook gravi you got going?! :shocked:

    681. 681
      VDot says:

      SR just called and said :cell: she is working on her fit, mani/pedi ETC! :eek:

      ________________

      ASK HER ABOUT HER BUSCH GARDENS!!!! I got $5 say she rocking the ‘Nessa :tea:

    682. 682

      User Friendly says:

      Sandra must have went home to change her clothes like my baby daddy did. she be right back :eek: :bite:

      :dead:

    683. 683

      Donte my homegirl was tired of being pregnant …. I told her to take some caster oil….. A couple hours later… I look out the window…. fire trucks ambulance and everything out there :shock: I go outside to see what’s going on and saw her brother…. I said Gram what’s going on… he said she in labor…. all I know is she was on the toilet shyting and next thing you know she was screaming…. by this time they was willing her out on the stretcher … chile my face >>>> :eek: they put her up in the ambulance and she gave right there….. right there….. I was like oh shyt :eek:

    684. 684
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Jennay gravi :dead: :ghost:

    685. 685

      Hell she said she wanted to have the baby :shrugs: :rofl: but gawd it came quick chile :eek:

    686. 686

      VDot says:

      SR just called and said :cell: she is working on her fit, mani/pedi ETC! :eek:

      ________________

      ASK HER ABOUT HER BUSCH GARDENS!!!! I got $5 say she rocking the ‘Nessa :tea:

      :eek: :thinking: Maybe it Really painted PANK, like someBODY on here :eek: be doing her BettyBlue or something IONO I can’t recall ummmmmmerrrrahhhhh :kona:

    687. 687
      VDot says:

      And V. what kinda handle in thee pocketbook gravi you got going?! :shocked:

      ______________

      That’s my other bish. Rihanna. With her rude gal sexy azz :heart:

    688. 688
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Oh NO you deserve :facepalm:
      __________

      Helllo :rofl: :rofl:

    689. 689
      GellySammich says:

      *grabs the back of your head and pulls you closer* :kiss: that wasn’t for you. It was what I had to “say” about the topic at hand. *giggle* and fix your hair

    690. 690

      <<<<—- me on the phone with my homegirl ….. girl get the caster oil ..

    691. 691
    692. 692
      SummerBaby says:

      Sandra must have went home to change her clothes like my baby daddy did. she be right back
      ———————–
      :ghost:

    693. 693

      saw her brother…. I said Gram what’s going on
      ———-
      WHAT he do for a living? :eek:
      :rofl:

    694. 694
      OutsidetheBox says:

      ASK HER ABOUT HER BUSCH GARDENS!!!! I got $5 say she rocking the ‘Nessa :tea:
      _________

      This why she wont font with us :ghost: :rofl: TEamTHIS

    695. 695

      He responded :blink: that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that :bite:

    696. 696
      VDot says:

      ChanStillAintShyt says:

      Yall wanna see my new ADT sign?

      ________________

      :yes:

    697. 697
    698. 698

      CHEDDUP and bring back some Snick Snacks! :bounce:
      :wink:

    699. 699
      FuturedocDonte says:

      Jenie :hahaha: I bet your azz was like :kona: “ion know what she did but ain tell her to do it :no:

    700. 700
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Hell she said she wanted to have the baby :shrugs: :rofl: but gawd it came quick chile :eek:
      ________________

      Roses been #helpful. We woke up like this :rofl: :rofl:

    701. 701

      GellySammich says:

      :rolleyes:
      __________________________________

      :bite: Gelly! is you finna swallur yo’ tung?! :wail:

    702. 702
      VDot says:

      WHO IS THAT MAN IN JENI’S GRAVI? He been on all the memes. Funny as chit :rofl: :rofl:

    703. 703
      OutsidetheBox says:

      ok that’s the end of that :bite:
      ______________

      For you. Not him. :tea:

    704. 704

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      saw her brother…. I said Gram what’s going on
      ———-
      WHAT he do for a living? :eek:
      ____________

      He was my weed man :facepalm: God rest his soul :nun: but his name was Teddy and we use to call him teddy gram … or gram :yes:

    705. 705
      SummerBaby says:

      He responded that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
      ——————
      :popcorn:

    706. 706
      aRoTh says:

      best air fight scene in HISTORY!
      ________________________

      Better than Erika P’s in VIP?

    707. 707
      VDot says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      He responded :blink: that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that

      ________________

      Now tell him you want some :lick: and D!ck! :yes:

    708. 708

      YEW replied
      HEE replied byke

      NEXT UP! :hump:

      Monday morn :tea: (wasn’t me face)

      :hahaha:

    709. 709

      Sandra must have went home to change her clothes like my baby daddy did. she be right back
      ____________________________

      :ghost:

    710. 710
      aRoTh says:

      VDot says:

      WHO IS THAT MAN IN JENI’S GRAVI? He been on all the memes. Funny as chit
      ______________________

      I’ve only seen TWO with him in it.

      The one about the foodstamps. The other about the substitute teacher.

      I die EVERYTIME. LOL

    711. 711

      VDot says:

      WHO IS THAT MAN IN JENI’S GRAVI? He been on all the memes. Funny as chit
      ____________

      Did you see the one with the photo shopped braids…. talking bout how females look when they take their sew in out and can’t get in touch with the hairstylist :rofl: I think he is the only black supporter for the cop in Ferguson

    712. 712

      *face my stepdaddy used to make when my mama made it home*

      _____________________________

      :no: what nih? :huh:

    713. 713

      *Someone stole it* welldamn.

    714. 714
      VDot says:

      they put her up in the ambulance and she gave right there….. right there….. I was like oh shyt :eek:

      ____________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    715. 715
      GellySammich says:

      :lol: sheddit Nancy :hug: I’m just not as forgiving as the rest of the garden. Them eyes were my reaction to the conversation is all.

    716. 716

      RIP Gram
      ============
      Text him
      You KNOW you miss it AND you KNOW you Wan it :whistle:
      :rofl:

    717. 717
      Hair Lova says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      Donte my homegirl was tired of being pregnant …. I told her to take some caster oil….. A couple hours later… I look out the window…. fire trucks ambulance and everything out there :shock: I go outside to see what’s going on and saw her brother…. I said Gram what’s going on… he said she in labor…. all I know is she was on the toilet shyting and next thing you know she was screaming…. by this time they was willing her out on the stretcher … chile my face >>>> :eek: they put her up in the ambulance and she gave right there….. right there….. I was like oh shyt :eek:
      _______

      I cannot breathhhhhhhhhh :ghost: :casket: :dead:

    718. 718

      VDot says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      He responded :blink: that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
      ________________
      Now tell him you want some :lick: and D!ck!
      _______________

      :nono: Get thee behind me lust!!! I rebuke it :kona:

    719. 719

      :shocked:

      Ok, we almost at 700 comments! Now I’m worried bout Sandra. Exactly what she wearing tonight that she leave us this long to get ready? :think:

    720. 720
      KyCakes says:

      VDot says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      He responded :blink: that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
      ________________
      Now tell him you want some :lick: and D!ck! :yes:
      ———————————————————————-
      :nono:

      Jenie got more cobwebs in her Narnia than I do…. :tea:

    721. 721
      Wasting time says:

      I went to lunch for 1 hr and 8 minutes and we still in here :bounce:

    722. 722
      OutsidetheBox says:

      she be right back :eek: :bite:
      _______________
      Crineeeee. I said it in a baby voice too. :crying1: A toddler voice..My mama called the popo on my daddy one time..my daddy used to be a mean man (VIRGO)..but when the popo came to take him away my brother, 3yrs my senior, stood in the blinds looking hardT and said, “Pop gone now. :| He no be right back :no::rofl: :rofl: :heart: Thank you father for deliverance. My daddy still be asking behind my mama telling me don’t tell nobody else. :eyeroll: Fool I wont. Not even my mama. :tea:

    723. 723
      Who Dat says:

      just called and said she is working on her fit, mani/pedi ETC!
      ^^^^^^^^^^
      She dress like Mannie Fresh though…

      :kona:

      Where @Chan come from :eek:

      HEY CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN :love:

    724. 724

      OutsidetheBox says:

      ok that’s the end of that :bite:
      ______________
      For you. Not him.
      ______________

      I know I know Lord :crying:

    725. 725
      VDot says:

      I think he is the only black supporter for the cop in Ferguson

      _________

      Is he really? If so, that makes it even funnier!

      Man I saw the photoshopped braids last night and threw my phone. I hate people :hahaha:

    726. 726
      Wasting time says:

      WHO IS THAT MAN IN JENI’S GRAVI? He been on all the memes.
      ——————–
      Steven Hill :rofl:
      Before and after Bey was on the VMA’s

    727. 727

      @JENNIE
      He responded that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
      ________________

      :eek:
      How wet is yo’ puzzy?

      Be honest! :waiting:

    728. 728

      Roses been #helpful. We woke up like this :rofl: :rofl:

      :yes: I concur…

      It’s like this Blog is Purrfect! Like the BlogVirgos of all Blawgs *hands around world gesture* :hahaha:

    729. 729
      Hair Lova says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      He responded :blink: that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
      ______

      He was waitin, patiently

    730. 730

      Hey Dub! How you boo?

    731. 731

      <<<<—- me on the phone with my homegirl ….. girl get the caster oil ..

      _____________________________

      :crying1: i gotta tinkle… :hahaha: :kona:

    732. 732
      VDot says:

      She dress like Mannie Fresh though…

      _______________

      KAJefhn;koqewjrn08-[5;j / :rofl: :rofl:

      TAKE HER KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    733. 733

      yCakes says:

      VDot says:
      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      He responded :blink: that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
      ________________
      Now tell him you want some :lick: and D!ck! :yes:
      ———————————————————————-
      :nono:
      Jenie got more cobwebs in her Narnia than I do….
      ________________

      :crying1: chile :rofl: BOL :rofl: Ky yeen lying !!!

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      KyCakes says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      @JENNIE
      He responded that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
      ________________
      :eek:
      How wet is yo’ puzzy?
      Be honest! :waiting:
      ———————————————————————-
      :rofl:
      I forgot how direct and to the point your ass was….

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      GellySammich says:

      what nih?
      ———-
      :hahaha: she wouldn’t hafta be nervous if her ass wasn’t always doing something to get in trouble

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      Hair Lova says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      He responded :blink: that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
      ______
      He was waitin, patiently
      ____________

      He waiting for me to say something else… :nono:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :no: what nih? :huh:
      _________

      She is of the Resting Bitch Face order of Real Queens. :yes: He just used to be afeared of her ass. :lol: We be in there keekeeing playing lIfe, Nintendo, whatnot..he prolly posed to be working on the car or fixinf the washing’sheen or something but he in there fukking round with us and here come mama been teaching other folks hard headed chirren all day :cuss: and you in here playing with them oh hail nah :angry:

      :shrug:

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      VDot says:

      ChanStillAintShyt says:

      *Someone stole it* welldamn.

      __________________

      :dead:

      Remember Chan and Caramel were lovers and chit. :thinking: Something happened and they broke up :( Was it because of WalMart Guy?

    739. 739

      bbl…. appointment 8-|

      tried to make the nerd symbol like on on IM
      ________________________________

      oh, cause i was like :blink: the fugg?! she found a “big shoulder” emoji? :think: :huh:

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    741. 741
      Wasting time says:

      My daddy still be asking behind my mama telling me don’t tell nobody else. :eyeroll: Fool I wont. Not even my mama.
      ———————-
      :rofl:
      You better deliver your daddy messages.
      Mine did it to Mr. Time. Tell your MIL blah blah blah. This fool told her :hahaha: My momma love her SIL but she :cuss: Him and my daddy out that day.
      Mr. Time still don’t fvck with my dad off that and that alone :rofl:

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      Hair Lova says:

      She dress like Mannie Fresh though…
      _______

      :rofl:

    743. 743

      @JENIE

      U SERIOUSLY ain’t goin give that nigga no puzzy tho? :huh:

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    745. 745
      GellySammich says:

      :rofl: I hate Man

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      VDot says:

      :nono:
      Jenie got more cobwebs in her Narnia than I do…. :tea:

      _________________

      :lol: That’s why I think she should get pipped down one good time. Do it for the Labor Day! :tea:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Did you see the one with the photo shopped braids…. talking bout how females look when they take their sew in out and can’t get in touch with the hairstylist :rofl: I think he is the only black supporter for the cop in Ferguson
      ____________

      THE THREE BRAIDS ONE. I LAUGHED FOR HOURS. Sent it to mannie mannie people :rofl: :rol:

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      FuturedocDonte says:

      Logs in from work computer to see 735 posts… :huh:

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      Who Dat says:

      Exactly what she wearing tonight that she leave us this long to get ready?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Jeans with alot of starch (that comment got @Pryn her first banning EVER), a forest green Polo shirt, and some beef and broccoli Tims. Maybe some Wallabees

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      San ah make ya dance says:

      She dress like Mannie Fresh though
      ————
      :crying1:

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      KyCakes says:

      VDot says:

      :nono:
      Jenie got more cobwebs in her Narnia than I do…. :tea:
      _________________
      :lol: That’s why I think she should get pipped down one good time. Do it for the Labor Day! :tea:
      ———————————————————————
      :nono:
      She ain’t gon’ do it :tea:

    752. 752

      My gravie is cracking me the fawk up for real :rofl:

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      Who Dat says:

      I is goodt @Chan

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      Tellem Ky :tea: want happen ….

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      He waiting for me to say something else… :nono:

      Chiddddd, that cat :bounce: getting his good sheets Ready! putting his purrfect fit in the cleaners :rofl: ETC!

      He gone let you know he’en Nathan but ONE phone call Away :yes:
      Watch, by COB he’ll tess byke :wink:

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      GellySammich says:

      :huh: couldn’t possibly be because she was crazy as hell

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      KyCakes says:

      Who Dat says:
      some beef and broccoli Tims
      ———————————————————————
      :crying1:

      Lordt, it’s been sooooo long since Dubb needed to go to the :kona:

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      Hair Lova says:

      He waiting for me to say something else… :nono:
      _______

      Like this :-D :pc: :waiting:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :hahaha: she wouldn’t hafta be nervous if her ass wasn’t always doing something to get in trouble
      __________

      True chit. :lol: