Texas

A Texas drug dealer is in legal trouble for concealing a loaded handgun without a license. Unlike men, women have a secret hiding place that isn't likely to be searched by law enforcement -- at least not without a search warrant.

31-year-old Ashley Castaneda was arrested after police found 29.5 grams of meth and a scale in her purse during a routine traffic stop.

During the ride to police headquarters, Castaneda informed officers that she was carrying a loaded weapon inside her vaginal cavity.

Police stopped the transport vehicle and, after Castaneda gave them permission to search and seize the gun, a female officer recovered a fully loaded .22-caliber Smith and Wesson handgun from Castaneda's vaginal cavity.

According to USA Today, the handgun had a round in the chamber and a full magazine clip.

The moist handgun was placed in an evidence bag and transported with the prisoner.

The police had a story to tell when they got back to headquarters, but not everyone is laughing.

“People have asked us, ‘Why are you even telling us this?’” a police spokesperson told the Waco Tribune-Herald. “The reason is because we want people to know this truly does happen. That was an extremely dangerous situation for everyone involved.”

  • aRoth

    #discharge

  • aRoth

    Unlike men, women have a secret hiding
    ___________
    Will somebody PLEASE tell this to "Caitlyn!" Fool didn't even TRY and make a "pocketbook" to tuck his "piece" in while out swimming in that pool.
    Did yall know he was against gay marriage?

  • Buttercup

    Da fugg!!!!

  • Milani

    The moist handgun was placed in an evidence bag and transported with the prisoner.
    ---------------------------------
    #barf

  • aRoth

    Bishes sticking everything up they cootie cat but a warsh rag and some Summer's Eve.

  • the guest

    Ok, honestly, how on earth did a gun fit in her private? How is that possible?

  • Guest

    the handgun had a round in the chamber and a full magazine clip
    ^^^^^^
    "Imma...sex shooter....shewtin love in your directionnnnnnn"

  • Queen Negus

    Alright then. I hope she was smart enough to have saftey lock on. .
    Her puscue that big for a gun.

  • A.P. Millz-CT

    What?? Wow.. That thing fit in there?? OMG!

  • Jennifer Hudson’s Knees

    Ummm.....

  • the guest

    Bruce Jenner is a white man making money.

  • MissHarlem

    She should of blew her pusc straight off

  • aRoth

    She took "conceal and carry" literally.

  • Buttercup

    A loaded one at that. I would have been afraid of shooting myself.

  • Jusstlookn2

    Who does that?

  • JerseyMom

    Blank stare.

  • I want to be free

    WTF is wrong with her??????

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    During the ride to police headquarters, Castaneda informed officers that she was carrying a loaded weapon inside her vaginal cavity.
    _______________
    Im going into lurk mode *rocks and cries* Somebody is going to come in talking about their pelvic floor falling again *hollering:

  • Jusstlookn2

    The moist handgun was placed in an evidence bag

    ===============================
    I HOLLERED

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Come again...

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    First gross..secondly that didn't hurt? you use to odd shapes packed in yo puss sis?

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    falling pelvic floor :coffee:

  • ATL White Guy

    Brings a new meaning to "I got one in the chamber"

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    *hollering*

  • harley_quinn2.0

    She's probably had other foreign objects up there too ?

  • Guest

    This gif funny AF

  • Jusstlookn2

    “People have asked us, ‘Why are you even telling us this?’”

    =============================
    The public Safety
    Thanks Texas...Gonna put in my "purse" so I can reember it.

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    I guess ....only couple things enter mine and they all cylinder shaped...some with batteries.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Ole cave puzzay

  • Guest

    Yes. I expected him to be actually. He has stated he is a staunch Republican. Yeah sounds crazy frfr

  • Buttercup

    Wait, is that what happened? Jorge told her to put it in her pocketbook. It makes sense now.

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    ...

  • Jusstlookn2

    I have to log off, I've had several outburst

  • Guest

    Wide open spacessssssss (Dixie Chicks/Natalie Maines voice)

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    The moist handgun was placed in an evidence bag

    ^^^ Lawd

  • Just Keya

    (In my Destiny's Child voice) QUESTION:
    *How deep is your va-jay-jay, that you can fit a gun in it?
    *A 22? Is that the ones Peanut Live 215 carries on the show?
    *What exactly are you smoking why you knew that was a good idea? It's can't only be meth
    *So, you did not have a big enough purse or naw?
    *Where did you get this gun?
    *Do you have a pimp?
    #PlacesToHideYour22 Not your cooty cat

  • Just Keya

    Fuggin Dead. Ewww.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    LAWD .......... you know that thang stretched

  • Just Keya

    Who removed the gun? Did they have to dig around?

  • Guest

    This bish better be doing some Kegels right now

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    bawhahahahaha chile !!!!

  • Di Ana

    lol... holla....

  • Just Keya

    Girl bye! That boat been sailed. Her shyt is DONE

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Bawhahahahaha your name .... that gravie

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Kegels ain't working for that kind of Elastic ....

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Word ?????

  • aRoth

    I just watched a video the other day where a man pulled a LINKED CHAIN out a "virginia". Not no little link chain. You know they kind they put around a pitbull's neck? THAT kind.

  • Queen Negus

    ??????

  • Ms. YaYa

    "The moist handgun" *vomits*

  • aRoth

    She prolly had to do the "squat and cough" search.

  • Just Keya

    WHAT!? Why? Who put it up there to begin with? People just stupid. PH balance off like a mutha flucker.

  • Michelle Peele

    maybe somebody told her to put the gun in her purse but she was confused about which purse??? trying desperately to find some logic #CrossesLegs in vicarious pain

  • aRoth

    IDK. I'm STILL baffled.

  • Just Keya

    SHe had to drop that shyt and roll with it you say? Damn. I hope they gave her a bath and some yeast infection stuff as soon as processing was over. You know her Ph balance is all off now.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Grand Canyon puss ?

  • Just Keya

    Just dirty

  • Queen Negus

    Tears

  • Guest

    A gun powder residue remover wipes? Idk

  • Just Keya

    *adds that to the list. Her cooty cat management is all off. smdh.

  • Guest

    That bish hollow and has an echo.

    Helllllllllo hello hello

  • Just Keya

    The acoustics in there must be fantastic.

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    yeah because the elders did call it a pocketbook back in the day lol

  • aRoth

    maybe somebody told her to put the gun in her purse but she was confused about which purse
    ______________________
    Judging by her name, that language barrier didn't translate over well.

  • EasyBreezy

    Exactly! I keep telling folks this is part of the Kartrashian money plot.... All day, every day!

  • Guest

    It shouldn't need a manager. Just keep it clean and don't insert nothing but sex toys, and clean dack. Maybe an occasional finger or two if needed or preferred. Tampons if you that kinda girl.

    It aint hard. Puss Mgmt 101

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    a female officer conducted recovered
    -----

    Prime example of why I am NOT being a cop I aint searching no one puss but my own.

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    a female officer conducted recovered
    -----

    Prime example of why I am NOT being a cop I aint searching no one puss but my own.

  • EasyBreezy

    Hmmm. I believe I know the answer, but I'm not putting it in writing.

  • EasyBreezy

    Hmmm. I believe I know the answer, but I'm not putting it in writing.

  • Buttercup

    It was probably a handheld, but the odd shape of it still has me trying to figure it out. Tetris didn't teach me how to solve this puzzle.

  • Buttercup

    It was probably a handheld, but the odd shape of it still has me trying to figure it out. Tetris didn't teach me how to solve this puzzle.

  • Just Keya

    *says in sing song voice* You know it's hard out here when on Meth. And you trying to get the money for the rent. When the Straw-Ba-Rita money spent. Got a whole cooty full of gun clips.

  • Just Keya

    *says in sing song voice* You know it's hard out here when on Meth. And you trying to get the money for the rent. When the Straw-Ba-Rita money spent. Got a whole cooty full of gun clips.

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    Reminds me of the lady being stashed in a dashboard to cross the border :(

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    Reminds me of the lady being stashed in a dashboard to cross the border :(

  • Just Keya

    Can you just imagine the smell? Bet money that was not the first time she did that either.

  • Just Keya

    Can you just imagine the smell? Bet money that was not the first time she did that either.

  • Just Keya

    Damn?! From where?

  • Just Keya

    Damn?! From where?

  • Guest

    I'm going to do work now. I hate you. Straw ba rita money done got spent.

  • Guest

    I'm going to do work now. I hate you. Straw ba rita money done got spent.

  • Just Keya

    *real damn tears* Don't go Dubb. hahahaha

  • Just Keya

    *real damn tears* Don't go Dubb. hahahaha

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Oh my

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Oh my

  • TaylorFinallyMadeIt

    We saw this in the news the other night. Hell it should have hurt that thang,lol. Plus it was loaded!!

  • TaylorFinallyMadeIt

    We saw this in the news the other night. Hell it should have hurt that thang,lol. Plus it was loaded!!

  • Michelle Peele

    This is all I got...

  • Michelle Peele

    This is all I got...

  • Chitsngiggles

    She got that fire pucci!
    Good Morning

  • Chitsngiggles

    She got that fire pucci!
    Good Morning

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    Mexico

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    Mexico

  • Just Keya

    Morting

  • Just Keya

    Morting

  • Just Keya

    Is it THAT bad in Mexico?! Good Lord.

  • Just Keya

    Is it THAT bad in Mexico?! Good Lord.

  • Chitsngiggles

    Kegal game on FLEEK!

  • Chitsngiggles

    Kegal game on FLEEK!

  • Chitsngiggles

    Jesus. . .

  • Chitsngiggles

    Jesus. . .

  • Just Keya

    Please see below. Her cooch is stretched to the max. Kegals my ass. She has a damn shelf up in that thing. 22 just sits right on it.

  • Just Keya

    Please see below. Her cooch is stretched to the max. Kegals my ass. She has a damn shelf up in that thing. 22 just sits right on it.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ...... In the damn dashboard Lawd

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ...... In the damn dashboard Lawd

  • harley_quinn2.0

    The jokes write themselves ?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    The jokes write themselves ?

  • Zizzle

    The moist handgun was placed in an evidence bag and transported with the prisoner.

    Sounds like someone was having a moment. Lol!

  • Zizzle

    The moist handgun was placed in an evidence bag and transported with the prisoner.

    Sounds like someone was having a moment. Lol!

  • Chitsngiggles

    Its has to be some what tight to keep the gun up there. If it was loosely goosey, the gun would have fell right out. The fact that they had to dig it out means she been doing them legal exercises....

  • Chitsngiggles

    Its has to be some what tight to keep the gun up there. If it was loosely goosey, the gun would have fell right out. The fact that they had to dig it out means she been doing them legal exercises....

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    Yes :( Some of the parents will send their kids first and they'll come months later. Remember when all of those kids popped up and the states didn't want to take care of them? The feds stepped in and said they had to and let them enroll in school.

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    Yes :( Some of the parents will send their kids first and they'll come months later. Remember when all of those kids popped up and the states didn't want to take care of them? The feds stepped in and said they had to and let them enroll in school.

  • aRoth

    I bet they were listening to her like she was the radio. Bish was blowing out heat with her breath. What kind of car is that, a 87 box Chevy?

  • aRoth

    I bet they were listening to her like she was the radio. Bish was blowing out heat with her breath. What kind of car is that, a 87 box Chevy?

  • Letmecommentbeforeicant

    What if it would have went off... Cooch would have been flying everywhere

  • Letmecommentbeforeicant

    What if it would have went off... Cooch would have been flying everywhere

  • Letmecommentbeforeicant

    ??

  • Letmecommentbeforeicant

    ??

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    Since October 2013, 50,303 “unaccompanied children” from El Salvador, Mexico, Guatemala and Honduras have crossed America’s porous Southern border to claim green cards via the immigration courts.

    The Obama administration has sent none of these children home. Instead, federal officials have chosen to set aside normal immigration practices and to allow this wave of young illegal immigrants to apply for green cards via asylum applications and to disperse across the country.

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    Since October 2013, 50,303 “unaccompanied children” from El Salvador, Mexico, Guatemala and Honduras have crossed America’s porous Southern border to claim green cards via the immigration courts.

    The Obama administration has sent none of these children home. Instead, federal officials have chosen to set aside normal immigration practices and to allow this wave of young illegal immigrants to apply for green cards via asylum applications and to disperse across the country.

  • SameoleJ

    I had a friend who at 35 kept calling it her pocketbook......um no ma'am, you no longer have a pocketbook, that ship sailed many moons ago. You have a bonafide purse, like the elders in the church carry with a linty peppermint and old pennies in the bottom. LOL

  • SameoleJ

    I had a friend who at 35 kept calling it her pocketbook......um no ma'am, you no longer have a pocketbook, that ship sailed many moons ago. You have a bonafide purse, like the elders in the church carry with a linty peppermint and old pennies in the bottom. LOL

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    More importantly, why was her purse searched during a routine traffic stop? Every time I hear that it pisses me off. I don't care what they find. Poor people problems.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    More importantly, why was her purse searched during a routine traffic stop? Every time I hear that it pisses me off. I don't care what they find. Poor people problems.

  • Letmecommentbeforeicant

    How did they...you know what. Nvm. I've seen 10 pile up in a bug before.

  • Letmecommentbeforeicant

    How did they...you know what. Nvm. I've seen 10 pile up in a bug before.

  • Chitsngiggles

    Well she told the police she was hiding the gun in her coochie. So she basically asked to be searched.

  • Chitsngiggles

    Well she told the police she was hiding the gun in her coochie. So she basically asked to be searched.

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    lmao had to be

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    lmao had to be

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Was trying to figure out the movie where I saw a chick pull a gun out of her snatch .... that damn Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake) which was good ... but lawd ......

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Was trying to figure out the movie where I saw a chick pull a gun out of her snatch .... that damn Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake) which was good ... but lawd ......

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    She had already been arrested for what was in her purse by that time.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    She had already been arrested for what was in her purse by that time.

  • SameoleJ

    Their PH Balance said to heck with this and just left....there is no amount of vinegar, Replenish, Summer's Eve,etc that can fix that.

  • SameoleJ

    Their PH Balance said to heck with this and just left....there is no amount of vinegar, Replenish, Summer's Eve,etc that can fix that.

  • Milani

    New Post

  • Milani

    New Post

  • Xsjado

    She was seriously packing... Dayum..

  • Xsjado

    She was seriously packing... Dayum..

  • Noirluv45

    There's just too much I could say about this, so I'll refrain. L'hammercy!

  • Noirluv45

    There's just too much I could say about this, so I'll refrain. L'hammercy!

  • OpinionHated

    if she fit the entire gun in her twat that chit already dead beat and broken...

  • OpinionHated

    if she fit the entire gun in her twat that chit already dead beat and broken...

  • new_supreme

    "The moist handgun was placed in an evidence bag and transported with the prisoner" ????????????

  • new_supreme

    "The moist handgun was placed in an evidence bag and transported with the prisoner" ????????????

  • OpinionHated

    She must have used a Merena IUD to hold it in place... or her kegel muscles on point

  • OpinionHated

    She must have used a Merena IUD to hold it in place... or her kegel muscles on point

  • 1/8

    "Unlike men, women have a secret hiding place that isn’t likely to be searched by law enforcement — at least not without a search warrant."
    ______________________

    I don't know, Sandra... some men have a pretty expandable hiding place, too. ?

  • 1/8

    "Unlike men, women have a secret hiding place that isn’t likely to be searched by law enforcement — at least not without a search warrant."
    ______________________

    I don't know, Sandra... some men have a pretty expandable hiding place, too. ?

  • Sexy CJ

    ................

  • wonderwoman

    She would have been better off putting the drugs in her vagina.

  • Glenda Nichole

    This is what got me. Did Sandra really have to write "moist handgun" ?????

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Oh my goodness

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Mmmnaw. Not really. One word...fisting.

    I won't even say what I think about Mother Duggar.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    A video huh?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Oh my gosh! Crine.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Cry. Ing!

  • aRoth

    All the time. :tea:

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You truly may be on to something.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You know what...?

  • Renee Bee

    OMG! To the corner you shall go!

  • Renee Bee

    Oh! Bwahahahahahaha!

  • Sincerity7

    Yass! From the gun and on the gun.

  • aRoth

    Both.

  • Felicia Smith

    its nasty but that bish is a soldier

  • Mo’nie

    bill cosbyyyy would have found it sooner...

  • TheWildChild

    Now that's what you call ???whipped!

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Now this is a bitch with things to do and places to be. Scale in her purse, gun stuffed in her pucci. And you talk about 'u can't' do something? The hell you can't.

  • T3

    The moist handgun ????

  • Use_Coasters_aka_Sol_88

    "The MOIST handgun..."

  • the guest

    Wonder if it was barrel facing up or down? Had it gone off probably better if it was facing down. That way the bullet would exit out and not up in. But then again if exiting out she could have been shot in the leg or through a chair if she would be sitting. This is perplexing.

  • the guest

    Evil! Lol

  • suganspice68

    LOL!!!!!

  • suganspice68

    I wonder if GLAAD will go after him,he is a fraud.

  • My Thoughts

    ????

  • Kilroy

    POW! Oh dang! I shot myself in the vjay.

  • ?Sooo…Pretty?

    She 'bout to BUST on all you ni99as! LMAO!!

  • the guest

    Only is he was black would they hold him accountable.

  • the guest

    Oh no. Please make sense of this for me.

  • the guest

    Think we can search handheld gun in the vjay on you tube?

  • the guest

    I'm scared to click on view.

  • the guest

    You have the best wit.