The garbage man cometh. Convicted felon Chris Brown took time out of his busy schedule keeping downtown Richmond, Virginia trash-free to drop a piece of trash on us. It’s his new track produced by Toucan Sam, er, Swizz Beatz and featuring Lil Wayne titled “I Can Transform Ya.”

I think this track is a reject from the Transfromers movie soundtrack. The movie producers probably heard this sht and said ‘no thanks.’

Oh, well, Chris Brown can get back to picking up trash on the highway. He’ll find his recording career in the dumpster with the rest of the garbage.