Willow Smith, whose annoying tune “Whip My Hair” sent pre-teens and gays into spasms this Summer, turned 11 on Halloween. So her family and friends tweeted these birthday greetings to her on Twitter.com.
Her brother Jaden Smith (who’s a little long in the tooth) and friend
Justin Bieber
Pharrell Williams
Queen Latifah
Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake
Mindless Behavior
Her brother Trey Smith
Music producer The Dream
Source: Twitter.com
Her brother Jaden Smith (who’s a little long in the tooth) and friend
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Why does Jaden always have that simpleton look
I thought Ryan Seacrest was Jimmy Fallon.
LMBO at Dysfunctional Behavior! Name Change maybe?
Did the Dream lose weight? He doesn’t look as “Spongebob” like.
Why are Jaden and Willow hurt about the face when both of their parents are relatively attractive.
Ohhhhhh chit Justin Timberlake
Um I hate King’s shades
That is NOT Ryan Seacrest! LOL
“Willoween”…cute.
EB!
@ Pryn…Thank you for validating my sanity.
wow, great publicity stunt.
I like Queen’s glasses.
kinda like being seen in the airport with the louis bags….
Did the Dream think that Willow was nearsighted or something?
She’ll Get Out of Jail In Minutes via zmt
So Auntie you may want to
update your lindsay post lol. This is crazy. If you wanna commit a crime. Cali is the place to do it.
dysfunctional behavior, Sandra Mae Jenkins!
Aww too cute
Queen Latifah’s shades scare me…
Baby Violet looks just like her Daddy, but she’s a whole lot cuter.
Umm you know that’s Jimmy Fallon Auntie not Ryan
*should I say, she’s a cute version of him, cuz T. Ruxpin ain’t cute whatsoever
The dude in the pic with Jaden, is that the kid from Everybody Hates Chris?
@Choco
#notreally
MZD
hay chica
*looks around post* Fayla meant the rest of yall, not ME!
I swear I thought kids were off limits. Back to my
@ Luscious…..Why you on crutches?
*scrolls up to c Dimpz spongebob comment*
uhm imma hafta :stop: ya rat there tho
@Brown what happen to ya? And yeen see me speak earlier
@ Fay….See. What.Had. Happened. Was……..I was only making an observation.
@Fe
I didn’t want to but Im so serious that entire family is like gay and I have nothing agaisnt it but from Will to Jada to Trey to Jaden to Willow they all got that look
MZD
I had a bad lupus flare up and my knee swelled up real bad
@ Choco….I know someone else that says that about them.
Sorry Free I didnt see you speak!
can I interest you in a British Backdoor????
A heffa getting old. ME not Willow lol. When they said Happy B’day to her on the radio Monday I DID remma that baby was born on Halloween. I remember when she was born..
@Luscious
:hugs: your way, I didn’t KNOW chica! I hope u feel better soon!
@Choco
I just get a “strange” vibe from them, like they operate in their own little “Smith” world…
JMO says:
I swear I thought kids were off limits. Back to my
Thats what I was thinking…. 
OAN..:cheer: (in no particular order)
MIRSKY
MZDIMPLEZ
FAYLA
CFRESH N EZ
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
who’s the cutest chic u eva seen to rock a crutch?
LUSC! u damn right
Why hello there Crestina (LL)
I did NOT divulge where you were hun or aboutcho crutches…other folks gonna have to cultivate their own personal relationship with you BonJovi.
now this chick wanna come in all late n shyt
Cha 2x!
Just call me Cressy
the adams family
they all creepy somekinda way.. 
Fay
you wouldnt say that if you saw me strugglin with these damn crutches!
I need a damn hoveround!
Luscious lolite…girl, girl, girl dem lips look right lickable
@Choco
I just get a “strange” vibe from them, like they operate in their own little “Smith” world…
ION but Im finding them a weird azz black family
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I just get a “strange” vibe from them, like they operate in their own little “Smith” world…
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thought it was just me
only certain kids are off limits
B’J! <—Fancy
Whew!
As I scrolled down….said to myself, Thank Gawd, R. Kelly wasn’t holding one of those signs.
@ Choco….I know someone else that says that about them.
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Good cuz I wasn’t trying to be malicious but chit my third eye is wide open
HERSHEY
they are rather lickable and who might you be???
are you more fresh meat that has come during my absence?
have you filled out the welcome packet
oops Lolita…and I forgot we’re discussing the Smith’s, i was distracted by someone’s lips
CANDI u aint right
I already know what you freaking out about
@ Lolita, yes I’m freah meat and no I haven’t completed my welcome packet, can I interview with you?
*side-eyes Dimpz & her “observing”*
CHA!!!
hey my beauty!
CHOC I dont know what ur talking about
wait a minute HERSHEY are those your eyes
ION but Im finding them a weird azz black family
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You find another black Scientologist family and holla at ME…cause I am convinced that is it. They still denying it but whateva.
*waits for somebody to let me in the circle*
Girl
NO!!! That’s just my Gravi…
Fuk everyone that came in here without me and left me in KIM HO post and chit. (middle finger with KIM HO 2 million dolla ring on it )
Anyways The Smiths looks weird to me and not even dorky cute weird they all looked touched even their “friends” that wishth happy Willoween.
@KDub
I think they are Scientologists too…they pretty much don’t address those rumors, but I think they are true…
Isaac Hayes was a Scientologist, besides him, I don’t know of any other black Scientologists…
There’s a Scientologist church not far from my house and it just looks eerie driving by it…
You find another black Scientologist family and holla at ME…cause I am convinced that is it. They still denying it but whateva.
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If they will be anything like the WEIRD SMITH’s Im good they can keep their distance- Crazy azz looking Jada always looking like she got the best kept secret #STRONG FACE
Queen Latifah scares the hell outta me.
There’s a Scientologist church not far from my house and it just looks eerie driving by it…
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Ewwwww
Teddy “Bear” Huxtable aka The Dream is either wearing larger sizes or he lost weight
I hear Chaka Khan is/was one too.
@ Fay….You know you love me regardless!
candibfly says:
only certain kids are off limits
Tell me about it *brushes your hair 7586 times
Pharrell looks smunky
Ppls are so stupid!
What exactly do Scientologist believe in?
Hony! :2dance:
Not saying anything about the Dream or his daughter that resembles him
@ Hershey….I think Aliens and shyt.
The “religion” was founded by a Sci-Fi writer I believe.
@Lolita
Hershey is talking to you guhl!
So yall nukka’s wanna keep me out the circle huh!!!!!
at all yall!
#roidrage
#bitterazzbroad
CHOCO!
You be nice to the Care Bears.
@Choco
The church always looks DARK even when it’s bright and sunny outside…
@Dimpz
I can believe that about Chaka…
Isaac Hayes was a Scientologist, besides him, I don’t know of any other black Scientologists…
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I just googled “Blacks Scientology”
…and it said my lifelong BEW Lana is one (MC Lyte)…somebody HOLE ME……..
(splishes some holy wata over the pic I got of her here at my desk)
#lostinthesauce
Damn Dubbs.
My butterfly
I know I am slow as all heck and I know I don’t walk fast and I know I am behind time but why for the love of all things green (Kim Ho words) why y’all be leaving me behind? Is there some kinda SR alert I don’t have and chit?
@dimpz
that is jimmy fallon up there, not ryan seacrest. they don’t even look anywhere near alike
African-American entertainers that have been associated with it: Chaka Khan, Al Jarreau, MC Lyte, Haywood Nelson (who played Dwayne “Hey HEY Hey” Nelson on the 1970s television show, “What ‘s Happening!”) and Isaac Hayes.
@Dimpz
Just explain to me what was Mili thinking her baby look like she smells something stinky all the time
awww sandra I like Mindless Behavior. My daughter is going to their show this weekend and she can’t wait
@Hershey
From what I understand they believe that aliens began this world…that we are descendants of an alien race that left the planet and the higher up you go in the faith the closer you get to Xenu, the head alien (no bullshyt).
And, I also understand that you can be a Scientologist and still have your main faith whether it be Baptist, Methodist, Catholic, etc.
cha cha
*jumps on the belly in ur gravi like a tramoline*
@ Dimplez…I see why Tom Cruise is such a weirdo, I completely understand now
Not saying anything about the Dream or his daughter that resembles him
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Thats sooo fked up… I feel kinda bad for that lil girl
@Choco
@Fe
I have a open mind and all but I’d rather put my faith IN GOD than XENU
XENU will probably gather all the scientologist and sting them with a scorpion like tail and eat them all!
*runs in room fast as chit*
I whip my hair back & forth
I whip my hair back & forth
I whip my hair back & forth
I whip my hair back & forth
*exits room skippin’*
HERSHEY
you wouldnt have happened to have stolen/borrowed that gravi did you
I feel kinda bad for that lil girl
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From her facial expression she looks like she feels bad for herself also that baby has mean grimace in most pics
Is my typing clear again *gives the KIM HO face whilst having sex with Ray J*
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Fe
I have a open mind and all but I’d rather put my faith IN GOD than XENU
XENU will probably gather all the scientologist and sting them with a scorpion like tail and eat them all!
Granny baby and Im done
Cha Cha
that gravi!
XENU will probably gather all the scientologist and sting them with a scorpion like tail and eat them all!
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XENU betta leave Lana (Lyte) OUT of the stanging and the…eating..
@Hony
I usually keep two browsers open in one internet session so that I can refresh the main page, that’s how I usually stay up on the NEW posts…
ok …i just got out of a meeting…
and i must address something….
MzDimplez1123 says:
Did the Dream lose weight? He doesn’t look as “Spongebob” like.
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That name is not to be spoken in this household… *stops looks down to make sure he’s wearing the pants*…
I just glazed my faced and now you complimenting dis nicca… 
Did this heffa say “SPLISH” some wota in huh face?
BYE!
@ Lolita I kindly right clicked and saved it…I didn’t steal anything
Cha I had to scroll up and check out that gravi lol
@ Hony…….I was in that post tho.
Sorry only got to msg 5 before i spazzed…
*goes back to finish reading*
@ Ace…..What? It ain’t like I complimented his square bodied ass! *cuts Ace’s belt loop*
Look, no pants!
@ Candi………..I didn’t think I was THAT crazy. I’m about to Man Down Ace though if he yells at me again.
oh well dueces
Every.Single.Person that posted a birthday sign looks high as hell!
If this heffa sniffle onemogain! I’mma feed HER ass to Xenu, NaNu or whoever else will have her ass.
@ Later…..
When DID Trey Smith start LQQKING Like JAY LENO ?!!?
I MEAN He use to LQQK Soooooo DAMN Normal (Ohhh WELL…)
ELove says:
When DID Trey Smith start LQQKING Like JAY LENO ?!!?
I MEAN He use to LQQK Soooooo DAMN Normal (Ohhh WELL…)
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This the same nicca from “Just the Two of Us”?
They say Al Jareau, Brad Pitt and Charles Manson don’t practice anymore.
Who the hell would share a religion with Charles Manson. Makes me think of old Halloween *Michael Meyers* movies.
@ELove
He does have kind of a Natalie Nunn thing going on …
Did I tell yall I hit Turquiose star status on EBAY for being 100% approved by the sellers?
they say Brandy Norwood is one too!
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I believe that. She was prolly recruited since she LOOK like an alien any fuggin way. Her eyes so close togeva that shyt look EXTRA extra terrestrial dan a mub. We not even gonna TALK about her and ET got the same feets…
@K-Dub
Forrest Whitaker is a Scientologist Too
Congrats @ Dimpz
Lolita what is wrong with chick!
@KDub
Her eyes are hella far apart to me! Kinda like that thing that threw up on Will Smith in ‘Men in Black’…
@ ELove…Aww Nawl, not Forrest!
@ Choco…. My sister told me that’s a clear indicator that I need to stay my ass off EBAY.
they say Brandy Norwood is one too!
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Xenu came for her hairline already… back in 1993. On the set of “Thea”…maybe while her rhythmLESS azz was dancing on the opening of “Moesha”…at whatevea rate this FINALLY solves where the fugg it went to.
Yeah, happy birthday with ya grown self.
(goes scrolling to read the foolishness)
@K-Dub
Forrest Whitaker is a Scientologist Too
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This explains the pack of hot dogs on the back of his neck?
@Dimpz
Congrats, I STAY on Ebay and Amazon orderin’ chit!
(goes scrolling to read the foolishness)
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If you need a recap holla at a bish!
@KDub, i need a recap for the whole day bew
I just googled “Blacks Scientology”
…and it said my lifelong BEW Lana is one (MC Lyte)…somebody HOLE ME……..
(splishes some holy wata over the pic I got of her here at my desk)
SAY IT AINT SO!!! 
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@yso….Something about “grown” kids irritates me. Not precocious kids but “grown” kids. Like my coworker has a granddaughter (5)that disrespects her mom on a regular basis. The mom initially wasn’t the best parent but, I guess she’s trying to do better now. This nitwit behind me, instead of encouraging this child to be more respectful, mindful of her mom, things the shyt is cute so, in essence is making the disrespect worse.
<—smh
*turns my heat up to HELL*
HIS! IS YOU HOME YET?!
:2dance: <——-To R.Kelly and K. Murray Home Alone
@His I just showed up ’round 3:45…in this post. So this post is all I got. BRB.
Bye Fe! :wave:
Who the hell would share a religion with Charles Manson. Makes me think of old Halloween *Michael Meyers* movies.
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Ol’ girl from The Exorcist is/was one…that’s all I needed to know
I believe that. She was prolly recruited since she LOOK like an alien any fuggin way. Her eyes so close togeva that shyt look EXTRA extra terrestrial dan a mub. We not even gonna TALK about her and ET got the same feets…
Her eyes manage to be distant and close together at the same time.
o o
@Dimpz! i’m iz!! and i got the crib all cleaned up too
gimme some tit! 
MzDimpz
They SAY that Dougie Fresh is one ALSO but HOW Exactly would that benefit Them (The Scientologist) But If MC-Lyte is One Then Who Knows
RECAP
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This post is about Willow Camille Reign Smiff. Happy birthday Willow! Or as folks called it “Willow-een”
Folks started tambout how skrange the Smith clan ill. I said it might be the Scientology. Folks started googling…comes to find out a WHOLE LOTTA black folks in Hollywood practice Scientology. Which has a basis on alien life form. You look at the list and it starts to explain a whole lot about folks. Haywood Nelson from “What’s Happening”??? He always was gay as fugg to me. AL JARREAU? Gay! MC Lyte…gay. Brandy? Skrange. Looking and acting. The list goes on.
*Dimpz stay on eBay a lil bit MURCH…
@ OhPretty…I saw that too!
Linda Blair! That’s my aunt’s nick name for me. She says I wilded out on some broads when I was in labor.
OhPurdii!!
@ Dimplez you ain’t
yet?
Her eyes manage to be distant and close together at the same time.
o o
^^^^^^^^^^
THAT ish? WAS UNCALLED FOR
I just snorted I laughed so hard…
@ Hershey….
I’m sicka this bish sneezing, sniffling, gagging, choking, sucking, blowing, heavy breeving and gasping though.
His_Mommy623 says:
it feels so good to be home!!
*turns my heat up to HELL*
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@ His………………..HOLD ME!
I needs an innavention and chit. Them 1 cent watches from Singapore and Shanghi and shyt be callin me yo. 
why come i dunno how 2 purchase from Ebay?…Dimpz gimme a gawd damn tutorial bew! *sigh*
@ His….All you need, is Paypal!
@Creamy, i just got my damn electricity put back on today after that btch ass snowstorm on SATURDAY! oh its been quite the experience these last few days
I’m sicka this bish sneezing, sniffling, gagging, choking, sucking, blowing, heavy breeving and gasping though.
).
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Back in March one of our directors could be heard COUGHING from her OFFICE…waaaay on down the hall from the rest of us. Heffa hacked for the entire month of MARCH. I mean hard like one of them old skool smokers coughs. One person started calling her TM which stood for? Typhoid Mary. SOMEBODY else…and I have a feeling on WHO did it…printed out the wiki page for TB and put it in that lady mailbox. I hate these folks ’round here (I fit right on in tho
I hate all y’all. And I mean that.
(asks Xenu to…Wait…Aliens don’t answer prayers do they?…To um…SHT!)
Y’all lucky.
:stop: way min Dimpz whatchu tambout .01 watches & chit?
Fay, why come u not Sammy Sosas sisath bew?
@Dimpz, k…then what do I do? lmao cus i went to the site and my head started hurting
Choc!
thx suga!
Ysooooooo!!! hey bewski *pulls ur dread*
@Creamy, i just got my damn electricity put back on today after that btch ass snowstorm on SATURDAY! oh its been quite the experience these last few days
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I keep forgetting you is a Joisy gal…Our offices in Delaware just got internet back….
Dipmz Can i sell all my high end hair on ebay I got a lot of it
@His my bad bew i didnt know,
glad yall got it together tho
HIS @Man asked me iffin i was bleaching my skin ala Sammy Sosa
:off topic:
Herman “Big Daddy” Cain has been called out by a third victim.
@Creamy and Kdub, mhm i was cold ya’ll
@Fay, oh my!! @Man has no class bew
DoNotDeleteMe says:
:off topic:
Herman “Big Daddy” Cain has been called out by a third victim.
oh he still in the race?
HIS iono y he picked on me bew
ion mess wit nobody..much 
her bday is halloween? how appropriate
@ Fayla,
Uncle Ruckus should call it a wrap for real!
@ His…I’ll call you and walk you through it. #helpful
@ Fay…I’ll email you a pic of one
@ Creamy..I think you can but, i’ve never sold anything on there. I don’t know if anyone wants used hair though.
@Fayla I walked into a meeting RIGHT before SHE did back in March, and all I heard was “here she come here she COME” I thought they was TAMBOUT MOI…so I had an attitude the wholllle meeting.
After the meeting, I asked somebody and he was like
NO KDUB..notchu…TM…I was like “whodafugg is TM…??”
When he said it stood for Typhoid MARY I was
Then finished by explaining they were saying “here she come” so folks could hurry up and get a bagel BEFORE she came in 
@ Fay….You got mail
Ms. YaYa says:
Cha Cha that gravi!
DIMPZ …What do you buy sugahlumps
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@ Dubbs….Well this chick has Bronchitis that flares up annually that she wont go meds for until my manager coaxes her into doing it.
@ Cha…..All kinds of mess!
Makeup
cheap clothes to workout in
jewelry
perfume
video games
just everything!
TM was overheard saying SHE HAD gone to the urgent care spot after work AND got some meds…the next day she was STILL coughing. Hail she was coughing harder than before. Somebody said she need to go back to urgent care then and get her $50 the hail BACK. Cause co-pay on our insurance for urgent care IS $50!
@ Dimpz
I LOVE IT….My friend ordered a bunch of stuff off of Ebay once and she didnt like none of it…but I thought her stuff was cool!
@ KDub……This one here sounds like an old big body Chevy rattling and choking and shyt.
@ Cha….Thats why I refine my searches as much as possible AND email the sellers if i’m unsure AND I check seller reviews.
@62
and that’s when r. kelly will come up missing.
laterthannever says:
Every.Single.Person that posted a birthday sign looks high as hell!
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Yep. Her brother Jaden always looks high though.
Thanks MzDimplez1123 and prynsexxx!
mrsloveleigh says:
awww sandra I like Mindless Behavior. My daughter is going to their show this weekend and she can’t wait
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Is that their name? Thanks!
Awww, I think it’s cute. Jayden has that “I want to be hard but my parents are rich as sh*t” look. It’s a L.A. thing.
Cute little Willow. I see she’s got the blonde threads going through her braids. Please Jada, not another Beyaki, please!