A thief with a conscience broke down crying while robbing a Papa Johns pizzeria in Montana, the NY Post reports. After speaking with the cashier, the robber left with a pizza and chicken wings to feed his hungry family.
“I’d say the clerk was pretty astute,” Helena Police Chief Troy McGee said. “I mean, he knows how to talk to this person. Kind of commiserated with him a little. Talked to him about it and you know actually changed his mind about robbing the place. That was pretty good.”
Police say the robber wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a bandanna on his face entered the restaurant around midnight and handed the clerk a note demanding money.
As the cashier started to comply with the contents of the note, the robber reportedly broke down crying. The remorseful robber told the sympathetic cashier that he was only trying to feed his family. As they spoke, a large knife fell out of the man’s pocket.
Police say the robber didn’t threaten anyone with the knife. After speaking with the robber, the cashier offered him pizza and chicken wings. The robber took the food and some soft drinks and and left on foot.
“In Helena, I don’t recall recently something like this has happened,” McGee said. “We have had a few in the past where people have changed their minds. But actually sitting down and waiting for the food and that sort of thing, no.”
McGee said he would like to find the robber, although he wasn’t sure what he would charge the man with. “We’d hate to have him do this again,” he said.
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GOD BLESS THE CASHIER, DIVINE INTERVENTION THIS MAN PROBABLY WAS ONLY LOOKING TO FEED HIS FAMILY
Times are hard. Happy he changed his mind. Hopefully things will look up for him and his family
Desperate times. Desperate measures.
But maybe he wont do it again
Let that man be. Brokeness will make you do some thangs. He obviously aint about dat life breakin down crynin (yes crynin) and chit 
That’s nice. Did the dude get arrested?
The good thing is that the robber did not hurt anyone and did not steal anything. God Bless this cashier who gave him the food for his family. And the robber must of really needed it, if he actually sat and waited for the food. It’s hard out here. smh
wow. talk about strange news.
THERE IS A GAWD!
One down, millions more to go!
Its really sad that poor man went against his character to feed his family. But thank god for divine intervention in that cashier
I guess I should have finished reading. God bless the would be robber. I hope things turn around for him.
was this a predominantly area cause if not then it makes sense why they’re not looking to pursue?
McGee said he would like to find the robber, although he wasn’t sure what he would charge the man with.
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I mean DAMN! Muthafukka (and his family) was hongry! Go review the tape if it means THAT much to you…….but I feel you, but damn.
I say let him be too. Most people are uncomfortable with havin under a certain amount in the bank. He broke and kids hungry let him be
SADS.
I mean DAMN! Muthafukka (and his family) was hongry! Go review the tape if it means THAT much to you…….but I feel you, but damn.

@Nakeya
So sad, but God! I would have gave him a few pizzas. Here is a man in need and you have ppl standing on the corners taking advantage of ppl’s kindess by holding up signs asking for money when they arent even in need.
(and his family) <— part that slayed me
I wonder if dat sh1t would work at the bank?!?!?
BRB y’all!!
NaijaGal says:
was this a predominantly area cause if not then it makes sense why they’re not looking to pursue?
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Predominantly as in COLORED? Or WHITE?
BRB y’all!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @GOAT! Wont work at the bank. If you ask them for money, ROBBERY :stop: LMAOOO
I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT THIS STORY MAKES ME WANT TO SHOUT, SERIOUSLY I CAN ONLY IMAGINE GOD HAD TO BE TALKING TO THE WOULD BE ROBBER, LOOK AT HOW I CAN BLESS YOU, YOU DIDN’T HAVE MONEY OR FOOD, YOU TRIED TO ROB THE PLACE, COULDN’T DO IT AND THE CASHIER INSTEAD OF BECOMING AGGRESSIVE OR NOT HAVING ANY SYMPATHY SIMPLY OFFERED HIM FOOD!!!!
THERE IS A GOD, I DON’T KNOW HOW FOLKS DON’T BELIEVE!!!
NO SHOUT EMOTION-LOL!!
I’m not shamed to say if push comes to shove, I will knock a bish bout her head to feed mines. Do something strange for some change too. I’m blessed, and I pray that it will never come to this. But, it’s some good people out there that may have to resort to these things and more to feed their family.
So what could the police possibly charge this man with?? He didnt commit a crime right? No body was hurt right?
Sandra we need a :jail: or :lockedup: emote
@GOAT
You bet not……and if it does….you got my number. Hit a sista up! I have an empty bedroom you can lay low in for a few days. I live right off the highway ad on the same street as the police station (in my hood). They won’t bother you. It’s just a training station anyhow. My brother sits in my driveway and smokes weed everyday and they roll right on past him. You safe.
ok yeah after reading the write up, sound like some small town yt ppl chit
Of all the things I did when I was younger and didn’t get caught up like other people I knew who were doing the same things…. ssshhhhooottt, I know there is a God.
Wow this made me sad buth thankful no one got hurt. When you’re poor you’re really exposed <—-my GMA always used to say this.
leapyr~baby! says:
So what could the police possibly charge this man with?? He didnt commit a crime right? No body was hurt right?
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Probably ATTEMPTED robbery or INTENT to rob. Trust me, there is a charge for it. If not and if he’s black they will make one up.
prynsexxx says:
@GOAT
You bet not……and if it does….you got my number. Hit a sista up! I have an empty bedroom you can lay low in for a few days.
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Real Nigah shat right here….LMAO!!!!
leapyr~baby! says:
So what could the police possibly charge this man with?? He didnt commit a crime right? No body was hurt right?
chiiiile look! THAT same offense in the fine state of FL will getcho ass 10 year minimum sentence. u betta axe somebody
PRYNN – I meant white
I just think if dude was colored, it’d be a different story more like “police searching for suspect who pulled a knife for some pizza and wings”
Of all the things I did when I was younger and didn’t get caught up like other people I knew who were doing the same things…. ssshhhhooottt, I know there is a God.
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ME TOO 
OutsidetheBox says:
BRB y’all!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @GOAT! Wont work at the bank. If you ask them for money, ROBBERY :stop: LMAOOO
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I wonder if he had came in there begging and crying for a job would they have hired him???
Intense get out from that kona. No reason to hide. God is good and blesses us even when we don’t deserve it.
Papa John’s is som Nassy arse pizza too!
They betstobe giving that schit away………
Of all the things I did when I was younger and didn’t get caught up like other people I knew who were doing the same things…. ssshhhhooottt, I know there is a God.
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A. Men. Driving cars that your kind-of friend “dropped” off..in reverse at night for about 3/4 mile…underage?
Breaking into your friends mama friends house…cause its laid, yall know where the key at and she in Mexico…and then invite ppl over…and they steal some chit?
goat76 says:
Real Nigah shat right here…
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Nigga you done drove across state lines to swoop a bish up before. I owe you one. Did I even offer you gas money?
@WIP
NO KONA, MY TEMPORARY SHOUT EMOTION, SINCE WE DON’T HAVE ONE-LOL!!
prynsexxx says:
leapyr~baby! says:
So what could the police possibly charge this man with?? He didnt commit a crime right? No body was hurt right?
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Probably ATTEMPTED robbery or INTENT to rob. Trust me, there is a charge for it. If not and if he’s black they will make one up.
exactly. just the fact that he came there with intent AND with a weapon. matters not that he had a come to Stop The Violence Jesus moment & started
outchea they’d have his mugshot up. i’m tryna tole ja 
Naija says:
“police searching for suspect who pulled a knife for some pizza and wings”
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chiiiile look! THAT same offense in the fine state of FL will getcho ass 10 year minimum sentence. u betta axe somebody
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Of all the things I did when I was younger and didn’t get caught up like other people I knew who were doing the same things…. ssshhhhooottt, I know there is a God
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Why’d I read the last line like Sophia from the Color Purple tho?
“When I seent you in that sto that day Ms. Ceelie….”
Ky!! :2dance: <—salsa
wekkum back kotta!
NO KONA, MY TEMPORARY SHOUT EMOTION, SINCE WE DON’T HAVE ONE-LOL!!
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I was like I think thats shouting..
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Bird says:
I guess I should have finished reading.
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Fay says:
he had a come to Stop The Violence Jesus moment
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I imagine his mugshot would look like @Kabe’s gravi of dude CRYNIN’ for his life! LMAO
leapyr~baby! says:
So what could the police possibly charge this man with?? He didnt commit a crime right? No body was hurt right?
chiiiile look! THAT same offense in the fine state of FL will getcho ass 10 year minimum sentence. u betta axe somebody
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Well damn, just for threatening to rob somebody? FL is on a whole ‘nother level tho. Breathing hard in FL will get you locked up
“When I seent you in that sto that day Ms. Ceelie….”
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Sophia’s tone and voice is oft used here.
NaijaGal says:
was this a predominantly area cause if not then it makes sense why they’re not looking to pursue?
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It happened in Montana. So chances are.. um, yeah.
OTB
YEP
BOOTLEG
MzTisch says:
Papa John’s is som Nassy arse pizza too!
They betstobe giving that schit away………
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I rebuke the, In thou Name of tha Lawd!!!
aight then lemme get my praise on
PAPPA JOHNS, I thought folks boycotted that fool’s stoe., they must didn’t have much for him to come to his senses and give it back…but he goin’ to jail just cause he wanted to feed his family…there has to be a better way…like a food pantry maybe?
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Breathing hard in FL will get you locked up
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Wearing a hoody a’getcho ass kilt
Music too loud? Kilt.
Asking a officer why he wants you to put your hands behind your back? Resisting, no inital offense necessary.
Gunshine State.
INTENSEMOCHA says:
NO SHOUT EMOTION-LOL!!
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Here it is —>
That is really sad… I feel a special kind of way about people that steal from others who work hard for there stuff.. But I’m happy things worked out
but
For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When Their ADT Sign Is NOT Enuff
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Ok!! this right here had me LOL!!
I am choking on my fruit punch Gatorade LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@WIP
OKAY PRAISE EM!!
Koodles to the cashier. Hopefully the manager won’t layoff that person for offering the pizza and wings.
KyCakes :2dance:
you been holding font!
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:
Sandra we need a :jail: or :lockedup: emote
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I’ll see if I can find one.
aight then lemme get my praise on
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I like Sandra’s betta.
I hollered at that kona one. 
Intense, your CAPS are always shouting. You don’t need an emoticon. We know you loud! lol
prynsexxx says:
@GOAT
You bet not……and if it does….you got my number. Hit a sista up! I have an empty bedroom you can lay low in for a few days. I live right off the highway ad on the same street as the police station (in my hood). They won’t bother you. It’s just a training station anyhow. My brother sits in my driveway and smokes weed everyday and they roll right on past him. You safe.
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At first I thought you were Brenden.
NOW SR
YOU KNOW THE CHURCH SHOUT EMOTION MUST SHOW A LIL PAIN ON THE FACE, NOT ALL HAPPY IT DOESN’T READ THE SAME
Cassie

MElO
just for threatening to rob somebody?
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It’s called ATTEMPTED! You try and kill somebody and don’t succeed; ATTEMPTED MURDER.
like a food pantry maybe?
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Sounds good but he might be in a place where its not avail?
Our town;s food pantry was top news story cause its “empty”. My company just donated 5 shelves of food.
@Sandra
Word? Why? LOL
This is so sad! Glad it worked out for him temporary…cause he going to jail and will not pass GO and collect his $200.
Afiya says:
PAPPA JOHNS, I thought folks boycotted that fool’s stoe., they must didn’t have much for him to come to his senses and give it back…but he goin’ to jail just cause he wanted to feed his family…there has to be a better way…like a food pantry maybe?
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Sometimes food pantries have income requirements, and you HAVE to meet them. Also, if you already had been there…that’s it for that week or even month. They run out of food……and often, the food they receive isn’t enough for two people let alone a family.
@RIF
LIKE I JUST TOLD SR, TWO DIFFERENT READS- LOUD AND CHURCH HAPPY OVERCOME WITH PAIN AND JOY SHOUT
CMON NOW I KNOW IT SOME SAINTS ON SR OR AT LEAST SOME “ONLY ON SUNDAY SAINTS” THAT KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
Rubennnnnn *fancy face* How you enjoying your goodies?
RubenT says:
Koodles to the cashier. Hopefully the manager won’t layoff that person for offering the pizza and wings.
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Oh you know they will. They’re just waiting for the media attention to die down.
prynsexxx says:
goat76 says:
Real Nigah shat right here…
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Nigga you done drove across state lines to swoop a bish up before. I owe you one. Did I even offer you gas money?
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LOL… I feel ya, good to know I got somewhere to lay my head if I ever need it.
NO WAY
L I N K
OutsidetheBox says:
Rubennnnnn *fancy face* How you enjoying your goodies?
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I was just about to say, you better have your hat, scarf, and wallet in yo pocket as you font Sir!
They better leave the cashier alone. He got food instead of the cash in the register. It was a win-win
luVn_liFe says:
Cassie

MElO
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Link please.
goat76 says:
MzTisch says:
Papa John’s is som Nassy arse pizza too!
They betstobe giving that schit away………
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I rebuke the, In thou Name of tha Lawd!!!
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Don’t forget the side of anchovies…. I dare ANYBODY to say something…
LOL
HSK
INTENSEMOCHA says:
NOW SR
YOU KNOW THE CHURCH SHOUT EMOTION MUST SHOW A LIL PAIN ON THE FACE, NOT ALL HAPPY IT DOESN’T READ THE SAME
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JUST READ IT. IDK if I believe it.
You reckon thats what the split was about?
@MsTisch, so robbing a store is gonna feeds his family or get him jailed or killed…there has to be a better way. Maybe the family should take up gardening and grow their own food in dollar store pots
?
But I understanding what your saying
I do.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
They better leave the cashier alone. He got food instead of the cash in the register. It was a win-win
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They better give him Employee of the Week and a gold star. He just saved them folks money on their health insurance.
OutsidetheBox says:
Rubennnnnn *fancy face* How you enjoying your goodies?
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Im enjoying my goodies quite well. Thanks
prynsexxx says:
just for threatening to rob somebody?
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It’s called ATTEMPTED! You try and kill somebody and don’t succeed; ATTEMPTED MURDER.
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Ok ok I got it lol! I guess I just feel some kinda way about it because he is actually remorseful and cried about it. Like that was way out of his character or somethin…i dont know…
I was just about to say, you better have your hat, scarf, and wallet in yo pocket as you font Sir!
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He is SR famous
He know we’on forget chit.
prynsexxx says:
goat76 says:
MzTisch says:
Papa John’s is som Nassy arse pizza too!
They betstobe giving that schit away………
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I rebuke the, In thou Name of tha Lawd!!!
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Don’t forget the side of anchovies…. I dare ANYBODY to say something… LOL
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The one time I had it…It was GROSS! Maybe it is the sauce they use. I will eat the schit for the free, but I will neva eva eva eva spend my duckets on it again.
prynsexxx says:
goat76 says:
MzTisch says:
Papa John’s is som Nassy arse pizza too!
They betstobe giving that schit away………
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I rebuke the, In thou Name of tha Lawd!!!
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Don’t forget the side of anchovies…. I dare ANYBODY to say something…
LOL
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You still be eating all that crazy azz food….lol
Nakeya_j says:
The good thing is that the robber did not hurt anyone and did not steal anything. God Bless this cashier who gave him the food for his family. And the robber must of really needed it, if he actually sat and waited for the food. It’s hard out here. smh
Cause I was hell on wheels 
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Of all the things I did when I was younger and didn’t get caught up like other people I knew who were doing the same things…. ssshhhhooottt, I know there is a God.
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Maybe the family should take up gardening and grow their own food in dollar store pots ?
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Its prolly cold as hail. What yall northerners do? In the books they say yall pile the food in the pantry or shed or something
Hibernating, I reckon.
I started a tomato pot vine thingy. Bought it from Big Lots. They looked a mess.
RubenT says:
Koodles to the cashier. Hopefully the manager won’t layoff that person for offering the pizza and wings.
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Oh you know they will. They’re just waiting for the media attention to die down.
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And that person should call up every news station possible to tell it! Damn, nevermind the fact that the cashier was able to talk this person down from doin it. You gave away some pizza and wings??? You’re fired! <—-re-damn-diculous
U
Know
them
Folks are
STRANGE
<–HATES PJ's too! I could eat pizza every single day. I hate that chit tho.
I'll eat a little caesars 5dolla cardboard pizza 'fore PJ's.
prynsexxx says:
goat76 says:
MzTisch says:
Papa John’s is som Nassy arse pizza too!
They betstobe giving that schit away………
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U dont likey the meatball pizza with the garlic dipping sauce
Leap says:
I guess I just feel some kinda way about it because he is actually remorseful and cried about it
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You know what, you see how those folks that be crying in the courtroom AFTER they get caught.
Still didn’t change the fact that they committed the crime. LOL
OTB says:
little caesars 5dolla cardboard pizza
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NOW THAT is some gross ass pizza! LOL ….and it DOES taste (and look) like cardboard.
Had a couple of family members that worked at gas stations at one time or another. Spot gets robbed, they keep you for a while and then let you go. You don’t get credit for protecting their property/merchandise most times.
YEAH LIKE THAT DUDE ON WASHINGTON HEIGHTS (DON’T JUDGE ME) WAS CRYING AND SHIAT BECAUSE HE HAS TO DO 2 OR 4 YEARS,TALKING ABOUT HE HAS NIGHTMARES OR WORRIES THAT THE GUY HE ROBBED IS AFTER HIM
YOU DON’T SAY
@Goat
You call it crazy. I call it creative.
I STOPPED eating Papa John’s when I found out that he gave Mittens money and was taking photo ops at his house. Oh and when he bished about the extra .15 cents he would have to shell out per pie if the ObamaCare passed. Guess what asshole the price still didnt go up the extra .15 cents smh
This is a nice story. Any reason you used the colored delivery man for this story though Sandra?
HSK is made up garbage. Jackie is too old to write some of the stuff he spits. He is on his third mid-life crisis already. Imma need a sex tape to proof.
prynsexxx says:
Leap says:
I guess I just feel some kinda way about it because he is actually remorseful and cried about it
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You know what, you see how those folks that be crying in the courtroom AFTER they get caught. Still didn’t change the fact that they committed the crime. LOL
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Truuuuuu! But this case is different because…..chit ion know -just fugg it
@Apparition
They will fire a mofo from Walmart right after they pick his ass up from under the wheel of a vehicle that “ranned” his ass over in the parking lot……for trying to recover one of THEIR flat screen TV’s….and he will be at home watching the news on a 19″ fatback, surrounded by his 19 cats n’chit.
re: WASHINGTON HEIGHTS
I think imma start watching this.
Kdub says:
Any reason you used the colored delivery man for this story
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He’s the MANAGER that set it up……if you let @Sandra think long enough about it.
….and he will be at home watching the news on a 19? fatback, surrounded by his 19 cats n’chit.
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19′ fatback…..:crying:
5dolla hot and ready cardboard
Kids aint never complained.
They some ducks 
I just asked one of my old bosses if we was doing anything for Colored History Month around here… and one of my homegirls pointed out (@Miss Harlem) that it’s the 150th anniversary of the paperwork that lead to us being free and chit…he told me to get OUT of his office…through tears.
>>>>>> BYE Kdub.
Dayum Travis… why brotha?
But we all know there is not hardly ANY black folk in Montana. Last person I heard is from Montana was Kroy Biermann. Being colored stupid does not count.
KDUB
glad it wasnt my memory that was wrong but indeed them taking an additional 2 mo years to sign the chit
Now I want some wings
Wait im lying! One year we had a PP slide..after Pres Obama was elected but the slide didnt include him…it stopped at Condoleeza.
leapyr~baby! says:
….and he will be at home watching the news on a 19? fatback, surrounded by his 19 cats n’chit.
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19? fatback…..:crying:
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Why my kids call fatbacks dinosaurs
Ok somebody take Dubbs keyboard

why does the ranch sauce that they give you for wings at the wing place taste better than the Ranch dressing I have in my fridge?
Hey Milky :wave: What are you drinking this cold afternoon?
Kdub, is that who I think it is up top?
#ojsdriver
OTB
<—my 'scuses 
Them cardboard pizzas is the snapsizzlecrackboom when you hungry and a 5 in yo pocket
RIF
Ive been searching for the perfect at home Ranch. It aint Newman’s Kraft or Hidden valley.
Homemade is good but that aint it evah.
Kenya, yew STILL up to no good yo?
MissHarlem says:
Them cardboard pizzas is the snapsizzlecrackboom when you hungry and a 5 in yo pocket
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….but, but, the veggie ones cost $4 MORE!
they give you thicker and creamier sauce than the stuff in the store. I wonder if its a powder mix they make in bulk.
DTTS

Cuz they add that special sauce
<—my hips want NO
parts of this Ranch dip, made at home 
^^^^ why does the ranch sauce that they give you for wings at the wing place taste better than the Ranch dressing I have in my fridge?
^^^^ why does the ranch sauce that they give you for wings at the wing place taste better than the Ranch dressing I have in my fridge?
Al Cowlings?

Ty says:
prynsexxx says:
goat76 says:
MzTisch says:

Papa John’s is som Nassy arse pizza too!
They betstobe giving that schit away………
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U dont likey the meatball pizza with the garlic dipping sauce
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Ion like all that fancy schmancy toppings on my pizza. I’m a simple heaux. I’m partial to peppa-roni, but I’ll take ground beef or sausage. May fugg with green peppas and onions from time to time. But, asking me to eat Chicken Alfredo pizza or taco pizza…….I can’t.
What’s my call curfew tonight OTB?
#igotclasstonight
OutsidetheBox says:
Al Cowlings?
SO That ain’t him?
He puts me in the mind of him! 
MissHarlem says:
Them cardboard pizzas is the snapsizzlecrackboom when you hungry and a 5 in yo pocket
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Good fo them kids bday parties too!
Why my kids call fatbacks dinosaurs
Ok somebody take Dubbs keyboard
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My mom just got rid of hers (thanks to my uncle). She had the nerve to have it mounted on the wall like a flat screen and everythang. Used to piss me off just lookin at it
I would fukc UP a taco pizza right now yall!
I can see it now, garlic, sour cream, guacamole, the works!
PRYNN yes they are but in my hood its 2 dollars more
Shole is
No curfew. Imma try to stay woke.
MzTisch says:
MissHarlem says:
Them cardboard pizzas is the snapsizzlecrackboom when you hungry and a 5 in yo pocket
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Good fo them kids bday parties too!
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Cici’s is cheaper. hmpf LOL
@DTTS That’s Chris Carter, one of the all time great NFL wide receivers.
I fuks with Papa Murphy’s heavy.
@OTB
Tell @His I said
I’ve been
‘n for her dad. 
No Joke…We just rid of the last dino in my Grandma’s kitchen!

It had the dvd player attached & she wanted to go get it fixed at a repair shop
We got a nice lil 22″ for the kitchen now, and she doesn’t even watch movies in the kitchen :rollseyes:
Ion like all that fancy schmancy toppings on my pizza. I’m a simple heaux.
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Im a simple heaux and all my heaux are simple
Papa Murphy’s
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Never had that. Chain?
MissHarlem says:
PRYNN yes they are but in my hood its 2 dollars more
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Say WHET???!!! They $9 where I’m from.
prynsexxx says:
MzTisch says:
MissHarlem says:
Them cardboard pizzas is the snapsizzlecrackboom when you hungry and a 5 in yo pocket
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Good fo them kids bday parties too!
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Cici’s is cheaper. hmpf LOL
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CiCi far as heyul from me yo! With all the gas I would burn to get there I might as well get some Papa John’s.
Ohhh the take and bake ppl! Yeah never had it.
We got AT LEAST two dinos still
Apparition says:
@DTTS That’s Chris Carter, one of the all time great NFL wide receivers.
I knew he was an NFL-er, but IONO why OJ’s getaway driver came to mind
Thanks!

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Boygah, I will say a prayer for your dad also!
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Okeydokie OTB!
me no likey that dude from walmart.. He texted me bout 2 hrs ago, what high school I went to, I responded about 2hrs later “Bryant”..
He proceeds to say “IDK who dat iz. You calling me another man name, bruh?” Um no, that is the name of the highschool I went too??
Anger issues?! No thanks.. Just thought I’d share since it’s somber in here
we don’t have the regular pizza places where I live.
we have “Mountain Mikes” and you not paying less that $15 for anything.
it’s okay I guess.
#sosad
I aint NEVER seen NOBODY drive a Bronco like Al…I thought my great aunt was the ishnit in hers in rural Alabama.
NO SIRRRRRRR. Al drove the purity fawk outta his. On an a road to absolutely NOWHERE with a police helicopter hovering
ReadingIsFundamental says:
we don’t have the regular pizza places where I live.
we have “Mountain Mikes” and you not paying less that $15 for anything.
it’s okay I guess.
#sosad
^^^^
Dayum! No Dominoes, Pizza Hut, Lil Cesar?
Is this the gun toter? Is that how he spelled his words in text? Thats whats most upsetting to me..
<— complicated heaux, but always exciting, never dull
What ya’ll talmbout? *yawn*
nope and the closest ones won’t deliver up where I live.
Imma tell my BFF…bish you best COME GET me if I am ever in some shat like Al Cowlings went to scoop OJ. I aint playing with you hoe. If you aint got this Buick Rainier no more heffa you best RENT SOMETHING. FUGGS WIT IT
FIANCE is not answering her phone
I’s worried
RIF we enjoy homemade a lot. Make a bunch of sauce and use it for all your Eyetalian foods..adding chit herbs and chit to suit pizza, ghetti, or ziti or something.
I chuckle a bit about your fast food desert. I was in colllege in a place like that. The only “pizza” was sold out of a glass heater by the Arabs at the 7-11.
Hey Milky What are you drinking this cold afternoon?
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hey hunty cognac and coffee it’s so
Imma tell my BFF…bish you best COME GET me if I am ever in some shat like Al Cowlings went to scoop OJ.
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:fistbump: Rules to friendship and chit!
OTB, the only Eyetalian I’m making is pasta Hamburger Helper.
OutsidetheBox says:
We got AT LEAST two dinos still
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Me too…thats what they will play that damn Xbox on if I ever get it fixed
@Harlem
@ OTB yes he did.. ANNND @ first he said his name is Brandon, then he said his name is Joe, then he said Joe is just a nickname??! WTF? I quit LOL
What really p!$$ed me off was when he texted me at 12:58 talm bout. Iz u sleep LOL.. ugh yea! I daytime job. I had to tell him know I do not accept late nite phone calls/texts…
makes my boys tap out.
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WOW this is what im working on.. My boy has hit that “point”
@MsTisch
Ion’t think we even have a Cici’s anymore.
OTB, the only Eyetalian I’m making is pasta Hamburger Helper.
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Just.gave.you.the.side.eye.of.death.
My aunt told me that Ingles has frozen Home Run Inn Pizza so I went flying up there
and they only hmake Pepperoni
Why the hell would they go all out to make Home Run Inn frozen pizza and only make pepperoni?
@prynsexxx
Caramel Cutie says:
<— complicated heaux, but always exciting, never dull
^^^^^^^^^
Sooooooooo, whatchew saying……cuz I'm simple a simply heaux who don't like fuggin ham on her pizza I'm not exciting and I'm dull.
I still fcks wit Papa Johns, even after the shat he said then retracted.
Pizza Hut is too greasy plus my roommate in college worked there.
Dominoes, probably only had their pizza 5 times maybe.
Little Caesars… I’ll eat it, and great for feeding a bunch of nigahs with the munchies.
@OTB
Sawwy 
@Caramel
Tell him to take his gun, pull ups and aliases and run along somewhere. I bet HE the one who stole your ADT sign, hence the reason he was asking “Iz you sleep?”. He robbed you for some dumb sh!t and if you keep it going he gone rob you of what’s left of your brain cells too. IJS
Who Dat says:
Imma tell my BFF…bish you best COME GET me if I am ever in some shat like Al Cowlings went to scoop OJ. I aint playing with you hoe. If you aint got this Buick Rainier no more heffa you best RENT SOMETHING. FUGGS WIT IT
I know that’s right! Broncos(white) ain’t been looked at the same sine
Steals PRYN’S pizza sans egg and raid her fridge for something to drink
alrightyyyy then!!
Ty says:
My aunt told me that Ingles has frozen Home Run Inn Pizza so I went flying up there and they only hmake Pepperoni Why the hell would they go all out to make Home Run Inn frozen pizza and only make pepperoni?
^^^^^^^
Home Run Inn
Frozen is good, but fresh from the kitchens in the restaurants……pure heaven.
goat76 says:
I still fcks wit Papa Johns, even after the shat he said then retracted.
Pizza Hut is too greasy plus my roommate in college worked there.
Dominoes, probably only had their pizza 5 times maybe.
Little Caesars… I’ll eat it, and great for feeding a bunch of nigahs with the munchies.
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Do you have a Papa Murphy’s?
They’re a take and bake pizza chain…they got some GOOD pizza’s though
CiCi’s is the spot here. I did my youngest daughter (who turned 8 yesterday
)…bday party last year there. Fed 23 kids and a handful of grown folks for $70 US American DOLLAS.
ONLY reason we aint go back there this year is we moved; and that one is a hike to where we used to live.
Tell him to take his gun, pull ups and aliases and run along somewhere. I bet HE the one who stole your ADT sign, hence the reason he was asking “Iz you sleep?”. He robbed you for some dumb sh!t and if you keep it going he gone rob you of what’s left of your brain cells too. IJS
………….
fugging
and 
prynsexxx says:
@Caramel
Tell him to take his gun, pull ups and aliases and run along somewhere. I bet HE the one who stole your ADT sign, hence the reason he was asking “Iz you sleep?”. He robbed you for some dumb sh!t and if you keep it going he gone rob you of what’s left of your brain cells too. IJS
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Log the fugg out Prynn rhet now!
Prynn, you just messed up what was gonna be a ‘good story’ tomorrow
MzTisch says:
Ty says:
My aunt told me that Ingles has frozen Home Run Inn Pizza so I went flying up there and they only hmake Pepperoni Why the hell would they go all out to make Home Run Inn frozen pizza and only make pepperoni?
^^^^^^^
Home Run Inn
Frozen is good, but fresh from the kitchens in the restaurants……pure heaven.
Send me a pizza puff 
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Who u telling…cant wait to go home in April
Tell him to take his gun, pull ups and aliases and run along somewhere. I bet HE the one who stole your ADT sign, hence the reason he was asking “Iz you sleep?”. He robbed you for some dumb sh!t and if you keep it going he gone rob you of what’s left of your brain cells too. IJS
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Fugg @Pryn and all her generations for this
Like Waiting To Exhale when Whit told Lela Rochon…NOW you know who has your wallet Robin
MzTisch says:
Caramel Cutie says:
<— complicated heaux, but always exciting, never dull
^^^^^^^^^
Sooooooooo, whatchew saying……cuz I'm simple a simply heaux who don't like fuggin ham on her pizza I'm not exciting and I'm dull.
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Indubitably
Let the sweet delectable swine juices grace your pizza..Step outside the box. Open you mind to exotic things. Explore unseen horizons.. Let your compass be your guide.
ummm yea that pretty much sums it up!
@ Caramel the fact that he txt you at 12:58 could mean he looking for some punana..prob just dropped of the pampers at his baby mama’s house. If you not looking for a booty call then run fast in the opposite direction.
*sending Ty a Dimenzo’s pizza puff*
Yeah
He aint all the way right @Caramel. Charge it to the game. 
NOW you know who has your wallet Robin
KyCakes says:
goat76 says:
I still fcks wit Papa Johns, even after the shat he said then retracted.
Pizza Hut is too greasy plus my roommate in college worked there.
Dominoes, probably only had their pizza 5 times maybe.
Little Caesars… I’ll eat it, and great for feeding a bunch of nigahs with the munchies.
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Do you have a Papa Murphy’s?
They’re a take and bake pizza chain…they got some GOOD pizza’s though
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We don’t have those down here. You ought to FedEx me some. I got you covered!!
NOW you know who has your wallet Robin
MissHarlem says:
Steals PRYN’S pizza sans egg and raid her fridge for something to drink
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…ain’t chit in the fridge to eat…but I DEFINITELY got something for you to drank. Tropicana Fruit Punch, Minute Maid Peach, some kind of mango peach tropical punch Kool-Aid (my kool-aid is FAMOUS in my fam) I mixed together, some Bolthaus Green Goodness, soy milk and spring water. Have at it.
Ty says:
MzTisch says:
Ty says:
My aunt told me that Ingles has frozen Home Run Inn Pizza so I went flying up there and they only hmake Pepperoni Why the hell would they go all out to make Home Run Inn frozen pizza and only make pepperoni?
^^^^^^^
Home Run Inn
Frozen is good, but fresh from the kitchens in the restaurants……pure heaven.
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Who u telling…cant wait to go home in April Send me a pizza puff
^^^^^^^^^
You from the Chi?
Will do. You want fries with mild sauce too?
goat76 says:
KyCakes says:
goat76 says:
I still fcks wit Papa Johns, even after the shat he said then retracted.
Pizza Hut is too greasy plus my roommate in college worked there.
Dominoes, probably only had their pizza 5 times maybe.
Little Caesars… I’ll eat it, and great for feeding a bunch of nigahs with the munchies.
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Do you have a Papa Murphy’s?
They’re a take and bake pizza chain…they got some GOOD pizza’s though
I got’chu
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We don’t have those down here. You ought to FedEx me some. I got you covered!!
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They have this garlic chicken pizza that is orgasmic!
prynsexxx says:
@Caramel
Tell him to take his gun, pull ups and aliases and run along somewhere. I bet HE the one who stole your ADT sign, hence the reason he was asking “Iz you sleep?”. He robbed you for some dumb sh!t and if you keep it going he gone rob you of what’s left of your brain cells too. IJS
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daFuGG!
whats good people? its 3 so im a clock out mentally and fuhg with yall till 5
Oh I still aint recovered from @Pryn
I also like Connie’s
and Giordano’s 
Let me stop, I’m trying not to think about food…
Caramel Cutie says:
prynsexxx says:
@Caramel
Tell him to take his gun, pull ups and aliases and run along somewhere. I bet HE the one who stole your ADT sign, hence the reason he was asking “Iz you sleep?”. He robbed you for some dumb sh!t and if you keep it going he gone rob you of what’s left of your brain cells too. IJS
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Caramel Cutie says:
MzTisch says:
Caramel Cutie says:
<— complicated heaux, but always exciting, never dull
^^^^^^^^^
Sooooooooo, whatchew saying……cuz I'm simple a simply heaux who don't like fuggin ham on her pizza I'm not exciting and I'm dull.
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Indubitably
ummm yea that pretty much sums it up! Let the sweet delectable swine juices grace your pizza..Step outside the box. Open you mind to exotic things. Explore unseen horizons.. Let your compass be your guide.
^^^^^
Fugg yew! I do try new things. I tried Sushi for the first time last year and liked it. Not the raw one, but I liked it. I just stick to the formula of pizza. Ham and pineapple wasn't supposed to be on no fuggin pizza!
@KY….damn that does sound good. Shat I’m getting hungry now…lol
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*sending Ty a Dimenzo’s pizza puff*
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U just dont know Yall…Im having withdrawals
Caramel says:
IDK if I am offended b/c you basically just called me a dumb bunny? Or if that actually makes sense about my sign????
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*pats you on your head*
Tich where u been LOL
Yes I want mild sauce
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I also like Connie’s and Giordano’s
Let me stop, I’m trying not to think about food…
^^^^^^^^
Yeah, I feel you on that. Giordano's is good too.
goat76 says:
@KY….damn that does sound good. Shat I’m getting hungry now…lol

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MzTisch says:
Fugg yew! I do try new things. I tried Sushi for the first time last year and liked it. Not the raw one, but I liked it. I just stick to the formula of pizza. Ham and pineapple wasn’t supposed to be on no fuggin pizza!
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Pepperoni and pineapples is heaven on a crust.
You need to try it one time.
I hate PRYN
ummm I looovvveeee Boathouse just brought (2) 52 oz for 5 bucks each
CARAMEL your doing the most with the least gives me a headache. Chile why do you entertain these simpletons
DISCLAIMER: I am NOT coming for @Caramel. I’m just joking with her. But @Caramel, if you keep talking to dude, he WILL strip you of a few brain cells. It happens to the best of us. Get out NOW!
Ok, ya’ll know late in the afternoon ya’ll don’t get no damn roll call. Sup heffas?
b/c you basically just called me a dumb bunny
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No she didnt.
But I might have with the Waiting To Exhale quote.
Pepperoni and pineapples is heaven on a crust.
^^^That just turned me on

Hey Goat
Greetings all

Pumpkins
Do not stress “Colored-Black but Caramel in shade even tho it don’t matter” out. She got gangsta sh*t to deal with today.
hands Caramel a
Yes, Im running away from this dude!! Only bootay calls I have is w/my ex and I creeping away from his trifling lil scappy looking arse.. baby steps
<—is crying.. lmaooo
and P.S. ya’ll had me rolling in here. ADT sign really?
JEN-AY
Ty says:
Tich where u been LOL
Yes I want mild sauce
^^^^^^^^
Ion even know! I know there is about 3 of us (not including me) that are here or from here, but I didn’t know you were. You flew under the radar…..
When you come in April they just opened a new one in the Beverly area off of Western. Parking is horrid…but it’s close if you don’t want to drive to 31st.
If I’m not mistaken you can go to the HRI website and get them schitz shipped to you. All kinds. Don’t quote me tho.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Pepperoni and pineapples is heaven on a crust.
^^^That just turned me on


Hey Goat
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How do you do Madam!?!
DTS. KY kY
She ain’t gots gansta ish to deal with today, her bloody yard sign was taken
#controversy *snickers*
“Colored-Black but Caramel in shade even tho it don’t matter”
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Jenny
trifling lil scappy looking arse..
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#discuss?
What made him trifiling?
goat76 says:
MzTisch says:
Fugg yew! I do try new things. I tried Sushi for the first time last year and liked it. Not the raw one, but I liked it. I just stick to the formula of pizza. Ham and pineapple wasn’t supposed to be on no fuggin pizza!
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Pepperoni and pineapples is heaven on a crust.
You need to try it one time.
^^^^^
Nope! And I’m not holding your dyck eitha….
PUMPKIN
I still want to be clear of wasting tax payers dollars for an ADT sign
If I’m not mistaken you can go to the HRI website and get them schitz shipped to you. All kinds. Don’t quote me tho.
I went to the one on Archer/Central just to see if it was good (I know fat girl ish) But it was good !
Caramel Cutie says:
Yes, Im running away from this dude!! Only bootay calls I have is w/my ex and I creeping away from his trifling lil scappy looking arse.. baby steps
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He try to put dem Paws on you?
I’ll be back down there probably for Fat Tuesday, I’ll let you hold muh dyck!!
But but but
OTB keep asking her questions
lawwwddd
just putting this turkey chili on and when it’s ready….SHAWTY!
on the next episode of As the Roses Turn…will Caramel keep talking to the walmart gun toter, will she find her ADT sign, will she dip back to her ex, will her and her roach infested friend stay friends, will Keesh return to claim her crown as the poster with the most when it comes to lifes daily living??? all this and on As The Roses Turn *cues violin*
Whatchall been up to?
ANd “Scrappy looking” by the mouf? Or bod?
________________________
or mentality?
“So you gone look out for me on that child suppowt? Ya fizniyeeee, me?”…
on the next episode of As the Roses Turn…will Caramel keep talking to the walmart gun toter, will she find her ADT sign, will she dip back to her ex, will her and her roach infested friend stay friends, will Keesh return to claim her crown as the poster with the most when it comes to lifes daily living??? all this and on As The Roses Turn *cues violin*

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Say it agane SON! That’s ALL I was saying

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Goat, just chillin
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I’ll be back down there probably for Fat Tuesday, I’ll let you hold muh dyck!!
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AND oh Naija!
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New Girl
<— #helpful #social #a-little-elitist-BUT-not-cliquish

NaijaGal says:
*cues violin*
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NAIJA is another one I cant stand
SON this chit dont make your head hurt? Ninjas come here to decompress but……….
“So you gone look out for me on that child suppowt? Ya fizniyeeee, me?”…
Yeah where is Keesh
NaijaGal says:
on the next episode of As the Roses Turn…will Caramel keep talking to the walmart gun toter, will she find her ADT sign, will she dip back to her ex, will her and her roach infested friend stay friends, will Keesh return to claim her crown as the poster with the most when it comes to lifes daily living??? all this and on As The Roses Turn *cues violin*
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OTB, do yew know what a Claque is?
It’s today ‘elevator word of the day’
Whatchall been up to?
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Living Caramel’s full life..
:wave: New Girl
I got lunch from the soul food spot.
Claque <—fake fans!
MzTisch says:
Ty says:
Tich where u been LOL
Yes I want mild sauce
^^^^^^^^
Ion even know! I know there is about 3 of us (not including me) that are here or from here, but I didn’t know you were. You flew under the radar…..
When you come in April they just opened a new one in the Beverly area off of Western. Parking is horrid…but it’s close if you don’t want to drive to 31st.
If I’m not mistaken you can go to the HRI website and get them schitz shipped to you. All kinds. Don’t quote me tho.
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Hmm 31st street is real close to me…
did this bish just font fizniyyeee me
SON, I just ‘peruse’ certain fonts yo

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Did anybody see if Shay THE THIEF FROM OHIO took the ADT sign?!
@Diva
Who dat baby pappy in yo gravi? 50 cent?
anybody wanna help me bead this necklace?
=/
Bout Y Thee FcuK my internet aint aKiN Right! . . . No fa serious . . is that chille playiN wit a full deck of cards like all the hearts,spades,diamonds,clovers from ace to king
NaijaGal says:
on the next episode of As the Roses Turn…will Caramel keep talking to the walmart gun toter, will she find her ADT sign, will she dip back to her ex, will her and her roach infested friend stay friends, will Keesh return to claim her crown as the poster with the most when it comes to lifes daily living??? all this and on As The Roses Turn *cues violin*
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I was close!
Claque: 1. A group of persons hired to applaud at a performance. 2. A group of fawning admirers.
Fugg yew! I do try new things. I tried Sushi for the first time last year and liked it. Not the raw one, but I liked it. I just stick to the formula of pizza. Ham and pineapple wasn’t supposed to be on no fuggin pizza!
I like sushi. When I ate it I was like, “where have you been all of my life”. You may gravate toward the “raw” sushi and some of its not so bad. My fave is the Cucumber roll, California roll, Salmon roll, shashimi and the Bama Roll..
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***wishing I had somebody to go eat sushi and taki (sp) with**
@Dimpz
Define soul food; meaning a menu of what you had down to the hot sauce brand.
prynsexxx says:
@Diva
Who dat baby pappy in yo gravi? 50 cent?
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50 shole could be that baby monkey pappy
Is Ms. kenya twirling for yall agane?
I got lunch from the soul food spot.
SOunds yummy. I had meatless chili :woot: <–fake
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OTB, ION think it's fake though. It said something like the fans of the clique, or something along those lines.
is that chille playiN wit a full deck of cards like all the hearts,spades,diamonds,clovers from ace to king
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I buspect a rogue trump in therr…the little joker still in the deck maybe?
is that chille playiN wit a full deck of cards like all the hearts,spades,diamonds,clovers from ace to king
………..
Jokers and all
Mmmmmmmmm soul food
Damn this high cholesterol 
286
@DTTS
We don’t think it was @Shay this time. All bets are on that gun tote’n, pull up buyin’, on the lam from the law alias having dude she met at Walmart the other day.
@ Pryn…Deep fried chicken wings, real candied yams and bake mac and cheese. i’m not really a sauce girl.
WorkInProgress says:
is that chille playiN wit a full deck of cards like all the hearts,spades,diamonds,clovers from ace to king
………..
Jokers and all
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With all missing 7’s
Ya fizniyeeee, me?

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fake wooting

I just want to say I’m not shyt today!
prynsexxx says:
@DTTS
We don’t think it was @Shay this time. All bets are on that gun tote’n, pull up buyin’, on the lam from the law alias having dude she met at Walmart the other day.
Well, then, THAT’s what she gets! Sorry Kenya, wal-mart?
And ya’ll is about to find out why! *whistles*
no no don’t everybody get up at once. I got it
lol
No he doesn’t know where I live BUT what if he followed me home??? After I left Walmart, I ran through the $5 car wash then headed home? He could have followed me…
I verbed KEESH a couple of weeks ago. Any word if CARAMEL will get verbed? If so please discuss and use it in a sentence.
Diva..you ain’t shyt!
OutsidetheBox says:
fake wooting
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Anybody care to translate fizniyeee
I just want to say I’m not shyt today!
—–
Ain’t a soul on here shyt today thanks to the missing ADT sign
the little joker still in the deck maybe?


Jokers and all
*steps up to the mike* may I have your attention please. Iffin you see an ADT sign that says “Property of Kenya” please return to her ASAP.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Diva..you ain’t shyt!
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I told ya….
Real candied yams <—-no such thang damnit!
Sweet taters is it! Yams are starchy! And dry!
But I like em too. #jelly #wantsomesobad #mightcooksweetpotatosoufflecauseofYEW!
Verb her
is my vote. 306 took me there.
No he doesn’t know where I live BUT what if he followed me home???
~ ~ ~
then HE WOULD know Where You Live,NO???
No he doesn’t know where I live BUT what if he followed me home??? After I left Walmart, I ran through the $5 car wash then headed home? He could have followed me
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I want you to know I am reading this and HOLLERING!!! Now why in the name of Jesus and the 12, would the gun toting walmart guy steal your sign? Or follow you home?
I haven’t seen Waiting to Exhale in it’s entirety so I do not understand that shade being thrown my way?
PumpkinsMama says:
Yeah where is Keesh
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She is Domonique on the sisterhood cause everytime I watch it I see Keesh’s gravi. I think that is her!
no no don’t everybody get up at once. I got it
lol
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I looked at my nails and did a *Bey stank face*
When its Scrapbooking? Im your girl.
PICK.IT.UP.
whats the adt joke about, someone send a reference post so we can catch up
whats the adt joke about, someone send a reference post so we can catch up
@ Shaun…I just meant they”re not out a can
Souffle you say? I want some!
Diva!
@ Gyp NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Domonique
Diva says:
*steps up to the mike* may I have your attention please. Iffin you see an ADT sign that says “Property of Kenya” please return to her ASAP.
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Ok so I am reading that ADT will give you two replacement signs per year. Maybe you may want to try stickers on the inside of your front door? No one will steal them…well at least I think they won’t.
Can someone tell me what is going on with the ADT sign…thanks!
I haven’t seen Waiting to Exhale in it’s entirety so I do not understand that shade being thrown my way?
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GUUUUURLLLLLLLL Yeen sat up in here touting your credentials and chit, tombout you “lived” more than my aunty and chit …and aint seen the movie imperative to being a Black Americun woman.
but
OTBey I’m tryna make one of those beaded Kenya necklaces… ya know the type that the whole village prolly sat down and made… ALL BY MYSEEEEELLFF
I think that is her!
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Keesh from Tenn.
I just want to say I’m not shyt today!
LAWD I die
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Nakeya says:
why in the name of Jesus and the 12, would the gun toting walmart guy steal your sign?
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B/c he toted a gun into walmart and followed her home. Just go with it, mmkay?
Caramel Cutie says:
I haven’t seen Waiting to Exhale in it’s entirety so I do not understand that shade being thrown my way?
______________________________
No wonder you used the word COLORED
did this bish just font fizniyyeee me
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What do we expect from somebody who e-sangs like Alexander O’Neal wit NO TEEF?
Dunday thru Daturday
Oh Gawd Divaaaaaaa! you get the award for “ain’t shit” poster of the day.
Whyyyyyyyyy
Downstairs.. Basically Caramel called the real live law cause somebody (neighborhood kids!) lifted her ADT yard sign…Ion got ADT but I got one of them signs. Imma give it to her.
Avery went in my bathrooom for what ever reason and she went back to her room to play. She was really quiet so I went in there and she has one of my FEMININE NAPKINS on her baby doll. She calls them pampers. Someone come and get her!
Not Jesus and the 12
NaijaGal says:
on the next episode of As the Roses Turn…will Caramel keep talking to the walmart gun toter, will she find her ADT sign, will she dip back to her ex, will her and her roach infested friend stay friends, will Keesh return to claim her crown as the poster with the most when it comes to lifes daily living??? all this and on As The Roses Turn *cues violin*
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no damn sense
OTB still interviewing Kenya’s twirling azz
@ Dimpz they’ve been showing out all day
RE: ADT CARAMEL called the cops because her ADT sign was missing. I was only mad at the tax payers dollars being wasted for such fckry about a sign that she could get by calling ADT and asking for another
Let me get this straight…so the gun toting guy you met at walmart followed you home and stole your adt sign????
I haven’t seen Waiting to Exhale in it’s entirety so I do not understand that shade being thrown my way?
Ok so Robyn was dating this guy and he was a
And clearly, everyone knew it. Including Robyn. So her and the crackhead Troy broke up and she could not find her wallet. Savannah said to her “Now you know who has your wallet” and slow ass Robyn says “You think he took it”….All that to say your saying the guy from Walmart took it, and we are telling you duh, but just kidding. No shade.
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Nakeya_j says:
Diva says:
*steps up to the mike* may I have your attention please. Iffin you see an ADT sign that says “Property of Kenya” please return to her ASAP.
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Ok so I am reading that ADT will give you two replacement signs per year. Maybe you may want to try stickers on the inside of your front door? No one will steal them…well at least I think they won’t.
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That busta she met at Walmart will
but OTBey I’m tryna make one of those beaded Kenya necklaces… ya know the type that the whole village prolly sat down and made… ALL BY MYSEEEEELLFF
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Listen. This village is…already working on its own idiot. Crafting is next hour.
Lawd, the itis just kicked me in my fat ass!
I wanna go home now. I want my GRAMMMM-MAH! <—Amari voice
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Can someone tell me what is going on with the ADT sign…thanks!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
lost then a mugg be back when its a new post
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So in other words, yall need a RECAP????
DIVA YOU AINT ABOUT SHYT WITH THAT GRAVI!!!!!
Not Jesus and the 12
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Actually… yes. I Hollered.
Trendsetter says:
Let me get this straight…so the gun toting guy you met at walmart followed you home and stole your adt sign????
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Trend log off NOW!
OutsidetheBox says:
I think that is her!
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Keesh from Tenn.
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Yes maam. And the way she fonts is the way Domonique talks and Keesh’s past sounds just like this chicks. Where you at Dom….Keesh?
Dunday thru Daturday
^^^^^ Lawwwdddd KDUB not Dunday Donday Duesday Dednesday Dhrusday Driday Daturday
literally crying
FEMININE NAPKINS on her baby doll
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Nakeya_j says:
I haven’t seen Waiting to Exhale in it’s entirety so I do not understand that shade being thrown my way?
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Ok so Robyn was dating this guy and he was a And clearly, everyone knew it. Including Robyn. So her and the crackhead Troy broke up and she could not find her wallet. Savannah said to her “Now you know who has your wallet” and slow ass Robyn says “You think he took it”….All that to say your saying the guy from Walmart took it, and we are telling you duh, but just kidding. No shade.
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Listen. This village is…already working on its own idiot
Bout to puKe FROM Holding My Lauffs!!
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DIVA
awww Nakeya you so sweet
somebody already told Kenya about the stickers but she was
the sign is MY property and I need it back.
boistop says:
Not Jesus and the 12

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OK DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You don hurt my soul with that ADT SIGN GRAVI
Kdub says:
What do we expect from somebody who e-sangs like Alexander O’Neal wit NO TEEF?
Dunday thru Daturday
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Dever on DUNDAY
DONDAY too soon
DUESDAY and DESDAY
Just
Won’t
Do
Durdsday and Diday
the weekend begin
but our Datterday love
WILL
NEVEEER Eeeeeeennnd
DUGGA!
Diva says:
Trendsetter says:
Let me get this straight…so the gun toting guy you met at walmart followed you home and stole your adt sign????
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Trend log off NOW!
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If I log off everybody got to log off lol..ya’ll killing me today!
Damn it Diva
WTF is wrong with yall
WorkInProgress says:
awww Nakeya you so sweet somebody already told Kenya about the stickers but she was the sign is MY property and I need it back.
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Thanks Work! Did someone already post the number for ADT, so she can call and get her sign back. MAtter of fact did she ask the Walmart guy if he in fact had it?
Who calls the real police for an ADT sign missing? Why didn’t you call ADT…Oh because the 800 number is on the sign
I haven’t seen Waiting to Exhale in it’s entirety so I do not understand that shade being thrown my way?
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GUUUUURLLLLLLLL Yeen sat up in here touting your credentials and chit, tombout you “lived” more than my aunty and chit …and aint seen the movie imperative to being a Black Americun woman.
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*breaks out my quiz*
@Caramel
What happened to Craig as the reason to why he was home on “Friday”…?
Who is the youngest Jackson sibling?
Is red Kool-aid a color? Or a flavor?
Listen. This village is…already working on its own idiot. Crafting is next hour
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okay yall Gots to :stop: my tummy aches from laughing so hard and am about to pass out
GEllY LeMMe help U wit yo Beads
Who calls the real police for an ADT sign missing? Why didn’t you call ADT…Oh because the 800 number is on the sign
summbuDY Come rescue me Nahhh!
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Who calls the real police for an ADT sign missing?

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People Twirl because they are fabulous.
Wait! :stop: Did she tell the police what she was calling for exactly when she called?
What happened to Craig as the reason to why he was home on “Friday”…?
Who is the youngest Jackson sibling?
Is red Kool-aid a color? Or a flavor?
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see… no sense a-tall.
OK DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You don hurt my soul with that ADT SIGN GRAVI
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*wipes hot, salty tears* Doesnt give a damn about smudged liner

so Robyn was dating this guy
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He was also Bubba in Forrest Gump
And the uncle in ATL
Have you seen ATL?
What is the name of Lauren London’s character and WHY?
I can’t tewday and usually I can

Who Dat says:
I haven’t seen Waiting to Exhale in it’s entirety so I do not understand that shade being thrown my way?
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GUUUUURLLLLLLLL Yeen sat up in here touting your credentials and chit, tombout you “lived” more than my aunty and chit …and aint seen the movie imperative to being a Black Americun woman.
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*breaks out my quiz*
@Caramel
What happened to Craig as the reason to why he was home on “Friday”…?
Who is the youngest Jackson sibling?
Is red Kool-aid a color? Or a flavor?
^^^^^
Addendum:
What was the name of the two female characters Kid n Play were going after in the movie House Party?
@ Shaun…Can I have the lemon ones?!
pick whateva color you’d like luvn… I can’t with these silly fools today
Addendum:
What was the name of the two female characters Kid n Play were going after in the movie House Party?
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lmao
DimpZ she sure did and apparently the po po thought she was coo-coo for cocoa puff just like we did.
Gelly
Me Likes PeriWinkle
Real Talk:My friend’s mom had a double Mastectomy yesterday.Found a lump in Nov. Got married in Oct. New husband lost his first wife to breast cancer. My other 2 best friends lost their mom’s to breast cancer in 2011. Please get a mammogram cause this thing is real!
What is the name of Lauren London’s character and WHY?
:Wail:
*Pops gum like New New*
Who calls the real police for an ADT sign missing? Why didn’t you call ADT…Oh because the 800 number is on the sign

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I need to take a walk before yall get me put out
All I got for a recap is this chile @Gargamel’s ADT sign done got stole by a dude she met in Wally World. He was buying some pull ups. He had a gun. He has 5 names. She called po po about her sign. Cause she lives in a colored neighborhood in Baldwin County, Alabama (Mobile).
She said colored so that is the today’s buzzword.
Wait so DIVA has ADT as her gravi
laawwwdd why for come I cant ever see new gravis
PRYN your ass will be white fonted for the remainder of the day. Got my ass in tears at work holding my damn side
Addendum:
^^^^^^^^

I wanna answer these BLACK HISTORY questions sooooo bad!
Please get a mammogram cause this thing is real!
OutsidetheBox says:
What is the name of Lauren London’s character and WHY?
:Wail: *Pops gum like New New*
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“Gimme back my chain!”
Bish you driving a BMW, da fvk you hollin bout a two (dolla) chain, fuh?
Dubb she aint ready
:stop: Why niggas running around Walmart strapped up?
Nakeya_j says:
I haven’t seen Waiting to Exhale in it’s entirety so I do not understand that shade being thrown my way?
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Ok so Robyn was dating this guy and he was a And clearly, everyone knew it. Including Robyn. So her and the crackhead Troy broke up and she could not find her wallet. Savannah said to her “Now you know who has your wallet” and slow ass Robyn says “You think he took it”….All that to say your saying the guy from Walmart took it, and we are telling you duh, but just kidding. No shade.
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@ Nakeya_j -thanks. I’ll put that on my “list of movies I must watch”.
And he resembles lil scrappy. Brown skin, tats, square head, gap but he’s tall not short
Wait so DIVA has ADT as her gravi
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All I got for a recap is this chile @Gargamel’s ADT sign done got stole by a dude she met in Wally World.
That’s IT!!! Yall ppl are gonna get me fired! I keep laughing all loud and hard!!! Did you just call this child flucking Gargamel?! Lawd I can’t. You and Diva are in a tie for first place in the who ain’t shyt today contest!
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If don’t nobody know ghetto ghetto and the two twins and don’t know why Craig was home that are not colored nor sprite cause even they have seen ATL and Friday!
Addendum:
What kind of burger did Caine off of the film “Menace 2 Society” tell dude (that he jacked for his rims and jewelry) to order at the drive thru menu?
What was the name of the two female characters Kid n Play were going after in the movie House Party?
Sydney and Sherrane
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Grew up to be the mama on “Baby Boy”… and the lady who is the beard to Will Smith’s boyfriend. And before THAT she was Gina. And before THAT she was on a show I used to LOVE called “Rags To Riches”…cause see I HAVE LIVED.
YNH pads aint cheap so make sure lil Gyps recycle that damn pamper.
YES WOMAN PLEASE CHECK YOUR BREASTESES
MzDimplez1123 says:
Why niggas running around Walmart strapped up?
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Cuz they wuz prolly at a COLORED Walmart?
Dimpz SOMEBODY told her it was ok cuz he was prolly a registered gun holder *don’t look at me face*
I wanna answer these BLACK HISTORY questions sooooo bad!
YES me too! lol
Cause I rocks all the New New
MzDimplez1123 says:
Why niggas running around Walmart strapped up?
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b/c it’s hard out here….coloreds gettin robbed for pull ups n’chit.
PINEAPPLES!
Ion wanna play this game with yall nomore.
iwillkeepmylogintoday iwillkeepmylogintoday iwillkeepmylogintoday iwillkeepmylogintoday iwillkeepmylogintoday iwillkeepmylogintoday
She’on know who gargamel ill!
Gina along with Pam was also on Little Shop of Horrors singing for their lives *Ru Paul voice*
What happened to Craig as the reason to why he was home on “Friday”…?
*******stealing boxes on his day awwff**********
Who is the youngest Jackson sibling?
*********Janet and Michael********
Is red Kool-aid a color? Or a flavor?
*************flavor***********
who ain’t shyt today contest
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I aint shyt today
I wasnt shyt yesterday
Tomorrow looks BLEAK
Who Dat says:
What was the name of the two female characters Kid n Play were going after in the movie House Party?
Sydney and Sherrane
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Grew up to be the mama on “Baby Boy”… and the lady who is the beard to Will Smith’s boyfriend. And before THAT she was Gina. And before THAT she was on a show I used to LOVE called “Rags To Riches”…cause see I HAVE LIVED.
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MzDimplez1123 says:
Why niggas running around Walmart strapped up?
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B/c when he gets “ranned” up on and they finally figure out his REAL name, he will be able to already have pulled his piece on’em.
WHo Dat, what no Love Jones questions? She may have seen that.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Why niggas running around Walmart strapped up?
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B/c you need one when you going to lift a ADT sign out of somebody’s yard.
Who is the youngest Jackson sibling?
*********Janet and Michael********
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EEHH!! <– said like the sound the Xs make on Family Feud… Michael ain't the youngest even of the boys
What kind of burger did Caine off of the film “Menace 2 Society” tell dude (that he jacked for his rims and jewelry) to order at the drive thru menu?
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What happ’d to the Korean store owner when he talked about O-Dog mama?
OTB ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh she aint chit
Where did the Jeffersons move on up to?
gotta start slow bc she aint seen Waiting to Exhale
She cheated on that Jackson question. Was wrong too.
and how you gonna pick TWO people to be the youngest at the same time?!
Love Jones question:
What was the name of Darius’ book when he was all finished?
cause see I HAVE LIVED.
Who is the youngest Jackson sibling?
*********Janet and Michael********
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There is a kid betwix them named RANDY.
You just made Janet and Mike into twins huh?
How many inches did Craig’s cousin Day Day keep saying was on his car? hahahahahaha.
hello folks
Caramel Cutie says:
What happened to Craig as the reason to why he was home on “Friday”…?
*******stealing boxes on his day awwff**********
Who is the youngest Jackson sibling?
*********Janet and Michael********
Is red Kool-aid a color? Or a flavor?
*************flavor***********
^^^^^^
What was Tupac’ character’s name in Poetic Justice? Don’t google the schit either!
either Janet and Michael was twins or she saying they was one in the same.
I told yall azz two hours ago to take her damn keyboard
Now my chest hurts
He said that was 22″ the 20″ then he fessed up to them being 10″
My kids aint been here 2 decades and even they know The American Dream Jacksons in.the.correct.order.
You know there WAS a rumor they were the same person. Maybe she knows something we don’t #hopespringseternal
Loves
The funk in your left trying to become the blues in your right
… or she saying they was one in the same.
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SIS gonna cut her deep.
Somebody was given a 80s baby gift bag yesterday and she didnt show up for her quiz
What movie is this line from: You want to shoot people in the pinky toe, now I got to cut cha
Barkerrrrr :wave: <—heated blankie
From the movie Belly. Line said by the great DMX *ruff ruff*
Fill in the blank.
“Ion know no fugging __________!”
@Bad
<— real uncomfortable and obnoxious like
Hey Hissy….how is pops
Finish this sentence: Top flight security of……..
Maybe she knows something we don’t
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Bwahahahhahahahhahahha…
You want to shoot people in the pinky toe, now I got to cut cha
…..
we got a poster on here by tha name right
hey Bad. hope today is better than yesterday and tomorrow be better than today.
so Robyn got an orange thrown at her for shutting dude down and Kenya got her sign stolen for the same reason?
Yall cray. Why yall telling stories on her?
What show was Brandy on when she had a hairline?
What was the name of Moesha’s lil brother?
What Broadway play did Moesha’s stepmother Dee star in…IN REAL LIFE?
OutsidetheBox says:
Chit.just.got.sad. The Jacksons? The original Coloreds?
My kids aint been here 2 decades and even they know The American Dream Jacksons in.the.correct.order.
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They should. I wanted to kill myself every Sunday cuz Vh1 or Bet was either playing that or the Temptations.
I ain’t even gone clown Kenya. I can’t answer half the shyt yall asked.
look… or listen. somebody gotta say something nice about the child today. just. once.
TY comment 440 I mean my “name” is in the title surely she jest lol
@ WIP…
Not only do she know you but she said she sucked your little black ding-a-ling last night! So what you got to say now huh?
Tommy: B!tch is lyin!
ROFLLLL
GELLY aint nobody got time for that
These questions are hard
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Real Talk:My friend’s mom had a double Mastectomy yesterday.Found a lump in Nov. Got married in Oct. New husband lost his first wife to breast cancer. My other 2 best friends lost their mom’s to breast cancer in 2011. Please get a mammogram cause this thing is real!
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AND DO SELF-BREAST EXAMS EVERY MONTH SO YOU WILL NOTICE ANY CHANGE IN YOUR BODY! DO IT RIGHT AFTER YOUR PERIOD.
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Boygah! :2dance:
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*bonus question for Kenya
What ended up happening to Eddie Cane Jr?
Of the world Craig! hahahahahah
Name the 3 TV shows Janet Jackson was on.
*BONUS* if you can tell me the name of Ahmad Rashad’s (he was in a post today and yesterday) ex-sister in law who was ALSO on one of the shows.
GO!
NAKEYA
that part still slays me
What ended up happening to Eddie Cane Jr?
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*starts to hum “I feel like going on”* Damn I need to go home and watch that movie!!!! my fav!
:crickets:
She prolly on with ADT. She’ll be right back..
OutsidetheBox says:
Not only do she know you but she said she sucked your little black ding-a-ling last night! So what you got to say now huh?
Tommy: B!tch is lyin!
ROFLLLL
^^^^^^
Lil bish: We were like best friends.He taught me how to french kiss and everythang. Sorry it ain’t working out for you two.
Lol….aw, man. Classic.
*itchin@461*
of the world Craig not the city the world!
What was the name of the movie Richard Pryor played in where he was the colored man purchased for an entitled cracker child?
Nights like this….I wish…that raindrops would faa-aaa-aalllll
These questions are hard
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I know. My hope it to have her Googling until Friday.
My heart cant take much more of her.
MoniquetheGeek says:
These questions are hard
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Good times
Fame
Different Strokes.
Bonus
Debbie Allen
The Toy
We were like best friends.He taught me how to french kiss and everythang. Sorry it ain’t working out for you two.
*windmills her*
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*never saw MenaceIISociety, or Poetic Justice and yall not giving me enough time to google this ish!
ya’ll are in hur fooling!
What is the name of the actor and character played who beat up a room full of air in Menace to Society?
Name the brand of sneaker Bruce Leroy was coerced to kiss by ShoNuff in The Last Dragon.
Lovedid Thelma”
@Harlem, hunty i havent gotten a new phone yet. i gotta keep my lil monies on standby incase i gotta fly out smh..
@Dimpz, Gelly, Jackson & RIF
hi bewski’s
@Ty, no change and some bish had the nerve to call me a half hour ago asking about his last will and testament. I clean went off on her ass…i feel bad bout my actions now but i had a rough night due to tis bronchitis and i was NOT ready for that phone call…
I will win all trivia. I am a bevy of nothingness when it comes to shyt!!!
What was the name of the movie Richard Pryor played in where he was the colored man purchased for an entitled cracker child?
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It was on this weekend
Im bout to pee my pants…
BRB
Speaking of Friday, My Grandmother is going home Friday. Thanks to everyone for all the love and support.
I clean went off on her ass…
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I know you read her, Sis. :chuckle:
What show was Brandy on when she had a hairline? *MOESHA OR THEA*
What was the name of Moesha’s lil brother? *MILES*
What Broadway play did Moesha’s stepmother Dee star in…IN **DREAM GIRLS*
IM IS SMART NAH!
What was the name of the movie Richard Pryor played in where he was the colored man purchased for an entitled cracker child?
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Bonus points if you can name his employer…
misnomer?
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I had to Google that word. I’m an imposter.
So my co-worker asked me what was I laughing at all day, so I told her. She gonna say that Kenya/Caramel should of got a damn ticket for calling the cops for that simple bull shyt. I died.
Last Dragon is one of my fav’s!
me some Bruce LeRoy!
WHO IS THE MASTA!!!
I love you @Hissy-Poo
Be strong.
@Dimpz, yayyyy
im so happy for u bew
What was the material and color of the outfit Eddie Murphy wore in his stand up “Delirious” ?
Name the 3 TV shows Janet Jackson was on.
1)Good Times
2) A Different World
3) Fame
*bonus* Debbie Allen <===
her
It’s ok.
Allz I remember is that it was Jackie Gleason.
Caramel Cutie says:
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Said like Frankie when they asked her who was Keyshia Coles daddy.
*Different Strokes, not World…she played Willis’ gal Charlene
Caramel Cutie says:
What show was Brandy on when she had a hairline? *MOESHA OR THEA*
What was the name of Moesha’s lil brother? *MILES*
What Broadway play did Moesha’s stepmother Dee star in…IN **DREAM GIRLS*
IM IS SMART NAH!
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I guess they better stop calling you a dumb bunny NOW
@My KDubz
i love ya back mama…im tryna be a trooper, ya kno?
@ His…..I’m sorry. I should’ve used better judgement than posting that. I loves you though girl, I DO!
Thank you
I sskededededededed about you earlier.
The 6 yr old came in 2nd place in the spelling be today! :woot:
Caramel Cutie says:
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:fistbump:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
What was the material and color of the outfit Eddie Murphy wore in his stand up “Delirious” ?
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Red Leather trimmed in Black!
I had to Google that word. I’m an imposter.
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*silently removes your nerd club pin and pocket protector*
BAD ‘FLU
*lays my head on your ample bosoms…strictly platonic MISSH* 
so this dude tole me he graduated in 12. OK I thought he meant he graduated COLLEGE, this foo foo just graduated HIGH SCHOOLL.. LAWD Take me now!!!!!!!
What was the name of the guy who kept beating Kid up in the movie Class Act?
What was the name of the neighbor on The Jeffersons that George walked on his back all the time?
@Bad, you ok ma?
So Exhale (Shoop Shoop) just came on my Pandora…isn’t that ironic
Hissy u were well within your rights hun
It wasnt the time for that phuckery 
What do they have u on albuterol and steroids and do you have a nebulizer
Debbie Allen
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Loving her as Cat on Grey’s too.
I wanna fugg Dr. Avery. 
Your azz shoulda just CHEWED the GUM I OFFERED your azz on DAY NUMMA TWO @Caramel. I don’t feel sorry for you. I hope the rest of the folks on this blog eats your simpleton azz ALIVE. SOMEBODY FINISHHHHHHHHHHHH HER.
And this is wrong btw. Your answer to: What show was Brandy on when she had a hairline? *MOESHA OR THEA*
SHE AINT NEVER have a hairline. On Thea she had a mushroom but did we EVER see a hairline? No we did not.
so this dude tole me he graduated in 12. OK I thought he meant he graduated COLLEGE, this foo foo just graduated HIGH SCHOOLL.. LAWD Take me now!!!!!!!
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*hums hymn with eyes closed* So when he said that did you think it took him 12 years to graduate college?
BEE not BE.
answer is Mr.Bentley
In “Coming to America” what was the name of the fast food restaurant Eddie and Arsenio worked in?
Name three characters Eddie played in Coming to America…
What was Arsenio’s punishment from the king when he was caught letting Eddie live in filth?
What was the name of the curl activator hair product in the movie?
@bad
huge hug for u bew! I’ve been were u are a little more than a year ago. Keep being strong and stay prayin. God will comfort you and give strength in abundance!!!!!
so this dude tole me he graduated in 12. OK I thought he meant he graduated COLLEGE, this foo foo just graduated HIGH SCHOOLL.. LAWD Take me now!!!!!!!
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Girllll tell me you didnt know he was young??? HE ASKED YOU WHAT HIGH SCHOOL YOU GRAD’D FROM<—- jitty bug questions!
Caramel Cutie says:
*never saw MenaceIISociety, or Poetic Justice and yall not giving me enough time to google this ish!
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Tell me you lying
HIS I already knew that a new phone is not a priority just know that I hit you and again today. Last nights text was just showing support
@ Shaun…Jordan knows who Debbie is! She was Faizon’s mom in Next Day Air.
Caramel Cutie says:
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*never saw MenaceIISociety, or Poetic Justice and yall not giving me enough time to google this ish!
^^^^^^^
You gots homework babygirl. Those are classics. My bestie the same way, and I goes INNNNNNNNN on her. That bish ain’t seen schit. I be cracking jokes and she don’t even GET it.
Who Dat says:
Your azz shoulda just CHEWED the GUM I OFFERED your azz on DAY NUMMA TWO @Caramel. I don’t feel sorry for you. I hope the rest of the folks on this blog eats your simpleton azz ALIVE. SOMEBODY FINISHHHHHHHHHHHH HER.
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You going to jail nah!
Who Dat says:
Your azz shoulda just CHEWED the GUM I OFFERED your azz on DAY NUMMA TWO @Caramel. I don’t feel sorry for you. I hope the rest of the folks on this blog eats your simpleton azz ALIVE. SOMEBODY FINISHHHHHHHHHHHH HER.
And this is wrong btw. Your answer to: What show was Brandy on when she had a hairline? *MOESHA OR THEA*
SHE AINT NEVER have a hairline. On Thea she had a mushroom but did we EVER see a hairline? No we did not.
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McDowell’s….I love that name
SOMEBODY FINISHHHHHHHHHHHH HER.
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*starts preping the memorial service programs*
The 6 yr old came in 2nd place in the spelling be today!
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You will NEVER believe the word OTB5th grade got out on.. REIGN
He said he didnt recognize it and tried to use the I before E rule
He knows “weird” is an exception..didnt know about “reign” tho. He was too hurt.
I told him… son you’ll be alright.
On a lighter note, I did call ADT and they are mailing me some more signs. Should arrive in 5-7 bus days. Thanks for your support.
No Diva, I kindly ask you to remove your sign, it gives me chills everytime I see you post. AND Im is smart! Thank yous
I’m home with the flu
and y’all have me
. I can’t deal!
Nakeya_j says:
SOMEBODY FINISHHHHHHHHHHHH HER.
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*starts preping the memorial service programs*
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my name is peaches and I’m the best
all the dj’s want to feel my breast
hiccup hiccup hiccup hiccup
Real Black History…
Name five of Sandra Rose’s favorite Celebs
Name five SR allstars that got banned in 2012
Name Sandra’s favorite accessory designer
How many giveaways did Sandra have in 2012
and for my psychics: How many people will Sandra ban in 2013?
Will Sandra, Tiny, Monica and T.I. ever have a falling out?
Will Sandra ever let Beyaki be great?
#somanyquestions
@ Kenya…..chain the new signs to the yard.
Caramel Cutie says:
THanks!
On a lighter note, I did call ADT and they are mailing me some more signs. Should arrive in 5-7 bus days. Thanks for your support.
No Diva, I kindly ask you to remove your sign, it gives me chills everytime I see you post. AND Im is smart! Thank yous
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*grabs mic* Kenya has requested kindly that I remove the ADT sign, should I?
Actually one episode of THEA they showed a pic of the children and a young BRANDY had hair and edges
so she still wrong bc she answered Moesha and even a stan like myself will have gave her a resounding NO.
I asked yall nicely if we shall verb her but NOPE yall taking to long. Her ass just got verbed.
Example: girl dont let people CARAMEL you. In this sentence caramel replaces clown.
Gotta make sure my house is safe I dont want to be Carameled. In this sentence carameled replaces robbed.
Yall get where Im going
<–gonna be doing whatever song Alicia Keys did at Whitney's funeral…who gonna do the deceased's hurr?
Diva says:
Caramel Cutie says:
THanks!
On a lighter note, I did call ADT and they are mailing me some more signs. Should arrive in 5-7 bus days. Thanks for your support.
No Diva, I kindly ask you to remove your sign, it gives me chills everytime I see you post. AND Im is smart! Thank yous
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*grabs mic* Kenya has requested kindly that I remove the ADT sign, should I?
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No, not until her new signs come
*grabs mic* Kenya has requested kindly that I remove the ADT sign, should I?
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Hell naw! lmao. NO! lol lol Why does she have to take it down Kenya?!
In “Coming to America” what was the name of the fast food restaurant Eddie and Arsenio worked in?
Name three characters Eddie played in Coming to America…
What was Arsenio’s punishment from the king when he was caught letting Eddie live in filth?
What was the name of the curl activator hair product in the movie?
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Barber, Soul Glo, ??
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Kenya…..chain the new signs to the yard.
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Just fuggin fell outta my chair…….
@oohlalalun Youre welcome. Feel betta!
*grabs comb* I’ll do it.
OutsidetheBox says:
<–gonna be doing whatever song Alicia Keys did at Whitney's funeral…who gonna do the deceased's hurr?
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*raises hand* I got that braid out perfected…now who gone scrub that dayum big azz pimple off…cause I ain't doing that! I'll do the makeup too!
Sorry D!
DIVA if you remove that gravi (although I cant see it) we sending out the dogs on your ASS
@Dimpz, no mama. u good. Im glad shes home
@Prynn, hey bew! @Diva, im iight suga
@Milky, thank u bewthangggggg
FIANCE, u know i love the air u breathe woman
Diva says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Kenya…..chain the new signs to the yard.

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Just fuggin fell outta my chair…….
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The Walmart guy just may have bolt cutters. I’m sure if he walks around with a gun in Walmart, he has bolt cutters for the boots he gets on his car.
Yo Q! Yo Q! Yo Q!
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Where was this movie line from?
chain the new signs to the yard.
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I went to my friend mama house offa Cascade in ATL once… we was sitting on the porch..tried to scoot the chair forward without getting up and pulled the siding clean off the lady house.:eek: It was chained.
Bonus Round: Who is Mr. Marcus?
grabs mic* Kenya has requested kindly that I remove the ADT sign, should I?
Hell to da No!
girl dont let people CARAMEL you.
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Yasssssssss. New lexicon!
Allz I know is at the fune I will need blue and white roses to make the ADT flower arrangement that we is gonna carry and I will twirl at the end.
No but I went to someone’s mama house and they had a padlock on the fridge.
FIANCE and you just know that I love you and missededededdeddededed you
SOMEBODY FINISHHHHHHHHHHHH HER.
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*starts preping the memorial service programs*
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who doing the Eulogy? Any takers?
Diva says:
*grabs mic* Kenya has requested kindly that I remove the ADT sign, should I?
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Nope
Allz I know is at the fune I will need blue and white roses to make the ADT flower arrangement that we is gonna carry and I will twirl at the end.
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*Makes note of OTB, Diva and YNH for memorial service programs*
Wait min? I just scrolled up? I’m dead? Why yall making memorial flyers and ish?
<—- forges life insurance policy
OutsidetheBox says:
@oohlalalun Youre welcome. Feel betta!
so that didn’t help
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Thanks OTB! It’s the hex.Plus I still had to take my daughter to school and walk the dog. It was in the 40’s this morning in Fl
Yo Q! Yo Q! Yo Q!
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Where was this movie line from?
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JUICE
I am fugging dead

Allz I know is at the fune I will need blue and white roses to make the ADT flower arrangement that we is gonna carry and I will twirl at the end.
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this should be placed ova da casket.
Should we have open or closed casket for all them damn pimples that will be laid to rest? #somanydecisions
WHo is making the fried fish/chicken, mac and cheese, greens, and corn bread for after the services?
It was in the 40?s this morning in Fl
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I do have a list of movies that I plan to watch in its entirety:
Waiting to Exhale, Training Day, John Q, etc..
I watch movies, just not violent ones. I like to laugh so I watch mostly humour stuff and I like a lotta sitcoms.. fyi.
this should be placed ova da casket.
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so closed casket Milky?
who doing the Eulogy? Any takers?
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imma do it in Al Sharpton voice! we can spread her ashes ova the ADT main office grass!
So we having the service at
Hold my MULE, while I shout, missionary, evangelistic, episcopal , BAPTIST church of GOD,AME,CME, CBS, NBC
Eulogy my Bishop Eddie Long -Stroke
sponsored by Bronner Brothers makers of Pump It Up Spritz
Where is my KRYSSI J? :wails:
Whistle: and on Sunday we made love…now what are we gonna dooooooooooooo
That’s what I’m singing…
we can spread her ashes ova the ADT main office grass!
I’m sleep!!!
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I got the vapors I cant
Should we have open or closed casket for all them damn pimples that will be laid to rest? #somanydecisions
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I done told yall those were P.E.R.I.O.D. bumps…………..
*just called ADT and had the replacement sign re-routed to Shay in OH*
YourNameHere.. did you see the YouTube video of ol’girl singing that song at a funeral? I died a thousand and fifteen deaths!
Where’s Nikke? She can make the dranks for the repast!
The consensus is in……Kenya the sign STAYS until you start fonting better
Can you tell them to stop finishing me? I like it here?! Please?!
*just called ADT and had the replacement sign re-routed to Shay in OH*
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What color is we wearing for the fune? Watch sumbody still gone come with them bright azz colors on
Caramel Cutie says:
Can you tell them to stop finishing me? I like it here?! Please?!
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where is REDEEMED?
You shole better work on REDEEMING yo self FAST! Speaking of
Diva says:
What color is we wearing for the fune? Watch sumbody still gone come with them bright azz colors on
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Everyone is wearing a Gone With The Wind dress.
Yes RIF…That is by far my most favorite fune other than my daddy’s cause that shyt was straight comedy. They rolled the casket over to me to view(cause that’s what the do in the country) and I cleard those pews like I was in the Olympics. Before I knew it I was in the back of the church being held down by a skrong azz 98 yr old URSHER!
*just called ADT and had the replacement sign re-routed to Shay in OH*
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dont toy with me
*pulls out good suit and Nikki Minaj laffy taffy colored wig*
OTB I know right :lmao:
Nakeya_j says:
Diva says:
What color is we wearing for the fune? Watch sumbody still gone come with them bright azz colors on
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Everyone is wearing a Gone With The Wind dress.
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Shyt let me practice my twirl……………. *twirling round the room now*
Ty says:
*pulls out good suit and Nikki Minaj laffy taffy colored wig*
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And you gone sit on the visitor side..you can’t sit with the Rose Garden folks with that loud bubblegum colored wig
Diva calling up the voodoo and witch Gods.. leave Redeemed wherever in heaven and hell she is playing with mid-life-crisis Jesus.
Font better? I aint did nothing but share my life experiences with yall? why am I being punished for being myself??????????????????
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Yes RIF…That is by far my most favorite fune other than my daddy’s cause that shyt was straight comedy. They rolled the casket over to me to view(cause that’s what the do in the country) and I cleard those pews like I was in the Olympics. Before I knew it I was in the back of the church being held down by a skrong azz 98 yr old URSHER!
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RIP Daddy Gyp
*Gets on You tube and looks up old MArtin clip when Tommy preached for the plummers fune, when they all thought he was dead*
Just got my petticoat hemmed. My dress is Georgia Peach.
Nakeya_j says:
Diva says:
What color is we wearing for the fune? Watch sumbody still gone come with them bright azz colors on
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Everyone is wearing a Gone With The Wind dress.
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And you gone sit on the visitor side..you can’t sit with the Rose Garden folks with that loud bubblegum colored wig
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Make it stop

Sandra can we get a
We’ve killed this poor horse
600+ comments
What color is we wearing for the fune? Watch sumbody still gone come with them bright azz colors on
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u know da colors gone be blue and white. and no the coloreds do not have to sit in da back!
mid-life-crisis Jesus.
Caramel Cutie says:
Font better? I aint did nothing but share my life experiences with yall? why am I being punished for being myself??????????????????
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Life experiences??? Gurl you ain’t even lived to have any life experiences
Caramel Cutie says:
Font better? I aint did nothing but share my life experiences with yall? why am I being punished for being myself??????????????????
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Well let me re-phrase….font with a little mo sense! Kenya don’t take this shyt personal…guhl we just clowning….you tuff as nails though cause you hanging in there. I like your font for that!!!
Especially if you calling the police over a damn adt sign..chile please!
Caramel… it is because you are entertaining the conversation. You are playing along so, it’s all game. Let it die and ignore the randomness that will come your way from time to time and you shall be set free. And we are all quirky in some way or another and your quirkiness is just very easy to laugh at/with.
You can’t catch e-feelings in a Rose Garden… the thorns will prick you.
I aint dying. NOBODY GONE KILL ME OFF THIS BLOG…….fug that!
Can you tell them to stop finishing me? I like it here?! Please?!
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TOO LATE. Stop BEGGING. You are dead now to us.
You shoulda chewed the gum we so nicely offered you.
WE TRIED. GAWD KNOWS we did.
Sweatergawd I tried
<—-so lost…i have no idea whats going on in here
Nakeya_j says:
*Gets on You tube and looks up old MArtin clip when Tommy preached for the plummers fune, when they all thought he was dead*
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I watched that episode not long ago…that preaching scene was hilarious!
DIVA! One of those apps was “Hide it Pro”. Im looking at it now.
In my apps I see an “audio manager” and when I open it, there are sliders for “volumes” but thats the dummy screen.
When you click the logo on the screen, it takes you to a password screen and then opens into your vault.
Kenya
Well let me re-phrase….font with a little mo sense! Kenya don’t take this shyt personal…guhl we just clowning….you tuff as nails though cause you hanging in there. I like your font for that!!!
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LET ME FIX THIS PER MISSHARLEM:
WE JUST CARAMELING YOU! NOT CLOWING!
Especially if you calling the police over a damn adt sign..chile please!
And then gonna say the man from the Walmart stole it.
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@keesh chewed da gum and we didnt have to plan hur service. where is she anyway?
TOO LATE. Stop BEGGING
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lawd why did i just think of Swipper. “You’re tooooo late”
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Caramel… it is because you are entertaining the conversation. You are playing along so, it’s all game. Let it die and ignore the randomness that will come your way from time to time and you shall be set free. And we are all quirky in some way or another and your quirkiness is just very easy to laugh at/with.
You can’t catch e-feelings in a Rose Garden… the thorns will prick you.
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And she has been pricked all dayum day today!
Caramel… it is because you are entertaining the conversation. You are playing along so, it’s all game. Let it die and ignore the randomness that will come your way from time to time and you shall be set free. And we are all quirky in some way or another and your quirkiness is just very easy to laugh at/with.
You can’t catch e-feelings in a Rose Garden… the thorns will prick you
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Milky says:
@keesh chewed da gum and we didnt have to plan hur service. where is she anyway?
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Either killing roaches with Candy Canes or at H&R Block filing her taxes IJS
You can’t say colored .. then apologize for it… then take the apology back.. then say you are black but caramel shaded (even tho it don’t matter) and then admit that you haven’t watched any black movies.
I mean, that’s all cool if that’s you but, also very funny. HaHa funny.. not, you stup*d funny.
I aint dying. NOBODY GONE KILL ME OFF THIS BLOG…….fug that!
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You aint gotta e-die. Stay. We not the moderator.
We gonna just NIG-NORE the purity SHAT outta whatever you post. As if you are a
OutsidetheBox says:
DIVA! One of those apps was “Hide it Pro”. Im looking at it now.
In my apps I see an “audio manager” and when I open it, there are sliders for “volumes” but thats the dummy screen.
When you click the logo on the screen, it takes you to a password screen and then opens into your vault.
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Lawd, I just died……OTB good looking out though *jots this info down*
Roses we have a
Diva says:
Milky says:
@keesh chewed da gum and we didnt have to plan hur service. where is she anyway?
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Either killing roaches with Candy Canes or at H&R Block filing her taxes IJS
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Then she must be killing roaches because no one is sending the taxes in until the end of the month. (I got that tid bit of info from the man who works at H&R Block)
I felt the love in that post. Thanks Ernestine!
Now hold these for Goat…he’ll be right back mmmkkkaayyy 
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Great
Then she must be killing roaches because no one is sending the taxes in until the end of the month
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say what nah? was planning to file on Saturday.
ewww…
WIP Irs isnt accepting till the 30th. But you can start.
Oh ok thanks OTB.
But H&R is still in the business of loaning cause that is what they do!
Just logged in to tell ya that y’all aint now…have neva been..nor eva WILL be…chit!
That is all.
This is just sad, God Bless the man(thief) and his family and the cashier.
((on the factory bullhorn))
SETTLE DOWN! 