Larry Johnson

Former NBA player Larry Johnson sowed his seeds generously when he was a big star on the court and in the bedroom.

The 46-year-old retired player now has a mountain of debt including back child support that he owes to the 4 baby mamas of his 5 children.

From gossip tabloid TMZ:

Johnson wasn't just a stud on the court ... but the 46-year-old apparently lived up to his last name in the bedroom as well, siring 5 kids with 4 different women over the years.

It gets worse ... Johnson, the #1 overall pick in the 1991 NBA Draft, filed for bankruptcy in California earlier this month, claiming he's racked up more than $300k in debts.

A chunk of those debts, according to the docs, are owed to the 4 baby mamas -- who claim LJ owes more than $120k in unpaid child support payments.

So, where'd all that Grandmama money go? We reached out to LJ for comment -- so far, no word back.

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    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Ya know it's funny ....... sprites been doing this since the beginning a lot .... now this is considered to be newsworthy :tea: chile

    • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

      That's too bad. Good luck protecting your remaining assets bruh.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      lemme call Iyanla and tell her to line-up the doll babies :cell:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Missy Prayers going up :nun:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      I don't belee you can bankrupt out of CS.... Cause if you could negroes would be doing it left and right :tea:

    • Phrozen1der

      I swear, I do NOT understand it... How are you RICH and then spend ll your money? How do you have four bm's?! TF? :no:

    • San ah make ya dance

      Including his baby mamas, Here we go :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWsyh9jwp40 Milanisti

      The 46-year-old retired player now has a mountain of debt including back child support that he owes to the 4 baby mamas of his 5 children.
      ------------------

      :facepalm:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      #missyJSays says:

      I don’t belee you can bankrupt out of CS…. Cause if you could negroes would be doing it left and right
      __________

      Maybe him paying child support cause him to not be able to pay his creditors ?? Hell who knows :shrugs:

    • WhoDat

      Grandma-ma. Do better Yo. See you still as greasy as you were at UNLV (RIP Coach Tark)
      Hornets in the early 90's were ev.ery.thing! :nun:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      He was out layin it low, and spreadin it wide, wasn't he???? :rofl:

      Damn homie :no:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Child support & student loans are not dischargeable by bankruptcy. You gotta pay that :yes:

      It will stop collections during the process tho which aint but a few months.

      (Used to work for a bk atty)

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      @PHRO Yep thank God for discernment.I try really hard not be THAT girl that is all :winky: I chose better than you cause that is not it. Some folks are dealt a bad hand. Happened to my mom. But I also think in a lot of cases there are signs. There were guys I dated that I pumped the breaks on because I knew it wasn't right. Outside looking in they were perfect. To see them now :no:
      On topic @Jenie.. right none of them have baby mamas though. Just ex girlfriends :tea:

    • http://youtu.be/COjlQLe2JV0 puppylove finally made the #dirtythirty :koolaid:

      So lemme get this right. You cab clear uo back cs in bankruptcy but not student loans :ban:

    • MissArtist

      I swear, I do NOT understand it… How are you RICH and then spend ll your money? How do you have four bm’s?! TF? :no:
      ____________
      I don't get it either. Pitiful.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      He doesn't even resemble his old self...I didn't know who he was until you said Grandma-ma. Wow.

      Sadly, you cannot bankrupt Child Support. *cues :violin: *

      Heyyyy y'all. :waves:

    • http://youtu.be/COjlQLe2JV0 puppylove finally made the #dirtythirty :koolaid:

      Oh i should have waited and read User's post

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Wonder if ESPN's 30 for 30 will have a Broke Part II, and if he'll make an appearance :think:

    • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

      Isn't this the guy that Sundy chick of BBWLA's has a child with?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      How do you have four bm’s?!

      ***********

      Good Wang, change, and game. :coffee:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      yea folks make hundreds of millions and not understanding how it works. i think they hear in their minds oh i got 50 mill and the feel it is infinity in the spending level :lol: But it isn't AND they forget taxes, staffing fees, etc.. they have less than half of what they think and will go out and buy a house worth 30 million dollars :no: And cannot afford to furnish it...

    • luVn_liFe…

      Child support get's wiped away?? OH :huh:

      :cheer: One time for #missyJ getting that new JOB!

    • San ah make ya dance

      Child support & student loans are not dischargeable by bankruptcy. You gotta pay that :yes:
      -------------------
      :thankyou: Intercepting for loans now. Aint no getting out of it with the government

    • WhoDat

      He doesn't have his gap no more @Kaycei.

      :hug:

    • Phrozen1der

      @Mistaken RIGHT!

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: ...that's all. :tea: says:

      lemme call Iyanla and tell her to line-up the doll babies :cell:
      ------
      And here she go :facepalm: we gotta start locking the do' :lol:

      I know somebody with the oldest, raggediest tattoo of a hornet & LJ's number. :no:

    • San ah make ya dance

      hey have less than half of what they think and will go out and buy a house worth 30 million dollars :no: And cannot afford to furnish it…
      -------------
      Right! :lol:

    • Phrozen1der

      @KayCeiSoul I mean I KNOW HOW :lol: IJS I don't get why folks aren't smarter..

    • aRoTh

      KayCeiSoul says:

      He doesn’t even resemble his old self…I didn’t know who he was until you said Grandma-ma
      __________________________

      :yahoo: KAYCEIIIIII!

      I thought he was JayZ's boyfren when I first read it.

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      rocking doll babies :crying1:

    • Unshakable

      Hey KC Soul,

      How have you been?

      Auntie,

      Are you going to do a post on the bi-racial Miss Japan Universe or nah? It has drawn the ire of sone peepa in Japan who say she ain't Japanese enough.

      Mother is Japanese
      Father is Black

      :think:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I want a Granny Smith Apple so bad :crying1: with salt

    • luVn_liFe…

      :woohoo: KAECEIIIIIII :happy: hey hun How's chunky Jonez and MaDUKES????

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      I know somebody with the oldest, raggediest tattoo of a hornet & LJ’s number.
      _______________________________

      :sigh: you got that hornet tattoo on your byke dontchu? :facepalm:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      Who Dat! :hug:

      Okay!! That's it!
      Thank yew!! I used to think he was a sexy older guy when he was out (love 'em chocolate and tall), and he could have got it. Yep. I prolly would have been one of them baby mama's if he'd gotta holt'to meh. Praise God for deliverence from heauxshyt. :ashamed:

    • aRoTh

      I don't unnastan how Donald Trump's baffroom rug hair wearin a-ss can make a LIVING out of filing bankrupt but when a nigga wit a gold do it, he's :whip: and vaccumed for dust behind it. Swanny! :wail:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      puppylove finally made the #dirtythirty :koolaid: says:

      So lemme get this right. You cab clear uo back cs in bankruptcy but not student loans
      ____________

      :steer: :steer: :steer: <<< Hoodboogers head to the bankruptcy clerk office

    • WhoDat

      Johnson, the #1 overall pick in the 1991
      ^^^^^
      One of the worse drafts ever. Mutombo shoulda got picked 1st.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      I thought he was JayZ’s boyfren when I first read it.
      _______________________________

      :oops: i did too... i was bout to say, first this paternity suit and now this nig tryna get back alimony :no:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      :hug: @Kaycei Heyyy bew!!!

    • aRoTh

      Mutombo shoulda got picked 1st.
      _____________________

      "Not tah daaaayyyy! HA HA HA" <---- in HIS voice LOL

      Those commercials were everything.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Nan: my skin too pretty for tatts :nun:

      Son asked me why I dont have his name on me. I said cuz yo name already on all my expenses :chase: Everybody know you mine.

      no tatts for me :nono: they dont go with my outfits

    • Str8tUpMenace

      aRoTh says:

      I don’t unnastan how Donald Trump’s baffroom rug hair wearin a-ss can make a LIVING out of filing bankrupt but when a nigga wit a gold do it, he’s :whip: and vaccumed for dust behind it. Swanny! :wail:
      ___________________________

      ^^^^THIS. And fugg Trump and that tabby cat he wears on his head :mad:

    • iWasteTime

      He was out layin it low, and spreadin it wide,
      -------------------
      :rofl: Ev was so passionate when she said this here.
      Still one of the best lines in TV ever!

    • Phrozen1der

      "no tatts for me they dont go with my outfits" <-----Shuddup yo!!! :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      “Not tah daaaayyyy! HA HA HA” <—- in HIS voice LOL
      _______________
      Hate you :wails:

    • aRoTh

      Trump and that tabby cat
      _________________

      A manged tabby cat at that.

    • whitty hutton

      what nan said:
      lemme call Iyanla and tell her to line-up the doll babies :cell:
      ---------------------------
      #ignant :hahaha:

      this is the same story over and over. white men/athletes been doing this since adam but it's only newsworthy when it's a nigga. not that they don't deserve the negative attention and jokes, but just pointing out the double standard. #notsurprised

    • ms_no-no

      You can't file bankruptcy to get out of paying child support or student loans. Grandmama better apply to work the fry station at the neighborhood Hoochie Burger/Checkers/Burger King/McDonalds/Wendy's etc. :chase:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Is this the same Larry Johnson that was "roommates" with Jay? Where is @Dub.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      WhoDat says:

      Johnson, the #1 overall pick in the 1991
      ^^^^^
      One of the worse drafts ever. Mutombo shoulda got picked 1st.
      _______________

      :nun:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      Phro, good wang will dumb a chic DOWN. Don't be in here actin' like you ain't made a village idiot out of some unsuspecting female. :rofl:

      Hey Unshakeable! :happy: How are you!?

      Hey LuVn-Bew! :hug: Mama is in Fl, at the Harry Potter places at Universal, sending me pics as I type. She just done stole all my dreams, just cause her money longer. :sad:

      That lil' Tyke? A MESS. But I love heeeeeee!! :heart: Thank you! I just love you, you always check on them/us!

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Brcause Trump files ch.11

      He himself doesnt file his entities do.

      Ch. 7 is for individuals with no assets
      Ch.13 is for individuals with assets
      Ch.11 is for businesses. Businesses are seperate entities with their own taxes, expenses, & social security numbers (ein's)

      #helpful

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      my skin too pretty for tatts
      ____________________

      okay, okay *dismissive hand* lets end it with that (iont need Taken chiming in bout her smooth delicate skin and big doe eyes :rolleyes: ) :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      ms_no-no says:

      You can’t file bankruptcy to get out of paying child support or student loans. Grandmama better apply to work the fry station at the neighborhood Hoochie Burger/Checkers/Burger King/McDonalds/Wendy’s etc.
      ______________

      :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      Hey aRoth!!! :hug:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Thank you! I just love you, you always check on them/us!~~~
      ~~~~~
      :bounce:

      Madukes GOT that heart right and AINT STOP!! :love: her

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      “no tatts for me they dont go with my outfits”
      _____________________
      I always say you wouldn’t put a bumper sticker on a Bentley :winky: but for real what if I get tired of it being on there. I got the right to not want RIP GRANNY on my arm if I am going out to a black tie event. Don’t mean I hate my granny suddenly :rofl: I admire other folks art but as for me and my skin.. WE SHALL SERVE THE LORDT CLEANLY. DIS MY SKIN :blink: and my knees clean :yahoo:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      that tabby cat he wears on his head
      _________________________

      :crying1:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I just realized April next week :phew: time is flying

    • WhoDat

      Mutombo, dude up top, and Rick Fox were the onliest folks worth a damn in that draft. And Kenny Smith. I vividly remma the 91 draft cause in Nov Magic announced he had HIV and I was like welp basketball is dead. :tea: In my young teen mind it was. But Magic hasn't managed to die, Rick Fox married and impregnated Miss America Vanessa Williams, and dude up top still ain't learned not ish. Even Kenny Smith getting a show. Getcho life together Grandma-ma. :tea:

    • San ah make ya dance

      WE SHALL SERVE THE LORDT CLEANLY. DIS MY SKIN :blink: and my knees clean :yahoo:
      ---------------
      What is wrong with you? :ghost: Love my tatts tho. Both so meaningful and small that I forget I have em

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      okay, okay *dismissive hand* lets end it with that (iont need Taken chiming in bout her smooth delicate skin and big doe eyes :rolleyes: )
      _____________________
      :kona:
      Where BStone at??? Folks be hating don't they??? :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      Hey Str8up!!! :happy:

      I done forgot all the 'moticons...either we huggin' or whippin'. :shrugs: :grin:

    • iWasteTime

      I just realized April next week :phew: time is flying
      -------------------------
      Gurl.
      Easter on the 5th.
      1, One, Won, Juan, Uno week from this Sunday.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Phrozen1der says:

      “no tatts for me they dont go with my outfits” <—–Shuddup yo!!! :rofl:
      March 25, 2015 at 2:19 pm
      ------------
      :shrugs: i aint marking my skin for something that only makes sense with the outfit imma wear when I go see Cardi B :ban:

      I like to dress too girly. them green stains aint gone get it. My kids names are on their bank accounts :tea:

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      Dub did you see the Catfish with Harild and Armani?! :shocked: Kimi was right :facepalm:

    • luVn_liFe…

      I just realized April next week
      ~~~
      the Wedding is coming :bite:

    • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

      Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: ...that's all. :tea: says:

      lemme call Iyanla and tell her to line-up the doll babies
      _____________
      When is the episod with Kickstand coming on :waiting:

      Iyanla: "Beloved why did u allow Chris to belittle u"

      :popcorn:

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      Chatrish with Miricale and Charlemagne is on now. His skin is clear as shat.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Easter on the 5th.
      _________________

      and Lent will be over?! :yahoo:
      Oh! and HE is risen. :oops: :kona:

    • WhoDat

      I aint got to that one yet @Petty. I stopped watching TV and started reading last night

    • luVn_liFe…

      :chase: SUGAFOOTTT! whet U read bout Ekikko cutting up?

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Hubby keeps wanting me to get a tat. Thinks it would be cool :rolleyes: I was like cool story bro. I told him I would get one of his name or something pretty on my :oops: :gossip: lady parts.. and he was like AIN’T NOBODY GONE SEE THAT… I was like exactly duh! Just you… for your eyes ..only L7… *makes loser sign on forehead* he was like forget it. I was like ok…. I don’t my exposed skin tainted :lol: Quit calling me lame for that

    • Phrozen1der

      @Mistaken My tats are big as FAWK, but you don't know I have them unless I disrobe... :lol:

      @KayCei Nah, I attribute to me not playing games with folks because of my mom's... I respect womanhood to the best of my ability... I make sure they know they can't spend the night before they fall asleep... Be like "nah baby, don't fall asleep, I'd hate for you to get comfortable and read to deep into what just happened. Allow me to show you to the door, and your car".. :)

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I love them Mutumbo commercials :rofl: I might pull that move tonight if this teacher come with some mess :rofl:

    • iWasteTime

      Easter on the 5th.
      _________________
      and Lent will be over?! :yahoo:
      Oh! and HE is risen. :oops: :kona:
      --------------
      :lol;
      OTB Neffi ( :hug: I miss you boo ) Put me on to being extra helpful during the 40 days. I've been doing it.
      Feel do good and :nun:

    • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

      I go back and forth on getting a tattoo. I want one but I don't. When they invent a better temporary tattoo I'll go with that.

      Kalamazoo's Iyanla episode is this weekend I believe :yes:

    • Unshakable

      SideBah,

      Have you ever had to remema so mannie, mannie passwords that you find yourself getting locked out yo computah? I be havin to reset passwords almost erry week. Please tell me I 'm mot alone and that i don't have early onset AllTimer's or Dimencher :facepalm:

    • Phrozen1der

      "them green stains aint gone get it." <----REALLY?! :hahaha:

    • WhoDat

      Charlamagne looked...decent on there. Ok. He looked fuggable. *Runs before Vdot see I was looking at her bew in that manner.

      :kona:

    • San ah make ya dance

      I go back and forth on getting a tattoo. I want one but I don’t. When they invent a better temporary tattoo I’ll go with that.
      ---------------
      Then dont do it :yes:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      @unshake I was about to font that this am!! :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Phrozen1der says:

      @Mistaken My tats are big as FAWK, but you don’t know I have them unless I disrobe…
      ______________

      :lick: :winky:

    • Phrozen1der

      I still haave to figure out something to give up for Lent.. :coffee:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      When is the episod with Kickstand coming on
      _____________________________

      iont know :no: ...hopefully round bout never :kona:

    • San ah make ya dance

      I still haave to figure out something to give up for Lent.. :coffee:

      ---------------
      That robe

    • Phrozen1der

      @Jenie :lol: ;)

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      @KayCei Nah, I attribute to me not playing games with folks because of my mom’s… I respect womanhood to the best of my ability… I make sure they know they can’t spend the night before they fall asleep… Be like “nah baby, don’t fall asleep, I’d hate for you to get comfortable and read to deep into what just happened. Allow me to show you to the door, and your car”.. :)
      -----
      Aka get the flick out :ghost:

    • Unshakable

      @Phro,

      Seaux it would be hard fah you to discipline yoself iffin a tenderoni spent tha nite? :think:

    • Phrozen1der

      @Sanah :lol:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      :blink: you mean for NEXT season @Phro? :rofl:

    • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

      Hey LuvBig :hug:

      They said he told her she could only spend a million and she went off. Hell I think a million is enough for a one day event. Hell I would stunt with a $100k :coffee: Folks kill me trying to impress other folks :no: Knowing her azz would've got married at the courthouse if it was someone other than Kevin's @ Man syndrome having azz :chase:

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      Dam Phro thats cold :lol:

    • San ah make ya dance

      I'm ready to go, boy if rent wasnt coming up :phew: :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWsyh9jwp40 Milanisti

      Phrozen1der says:

      I make sure they know they can’t spend the night before they fall asleep… Be like “nah baby, don’t fall asleep, I’d hate for you to get comfortable and read to deep into what just happened. Allow me to show you to the door, and your car”..
      --------------------------------

      Cold-blooded :hahaha:

    • San ah make ya dance

      :lol:

    • WhoDat

      Be like “nah baby, don’t fall asleep, I’d hate for you to get comfortable and read to deep into what just happened. Allow me to show you to the door, and your car”.. :)
      ^^^^^^^
      :wail:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Phrozen1der says:

      @Mistaken My tats are big as FAWK, but you don’t know I have them unless I disrobe… :lol:
      @KayCei Nah, I attribute to me not playing games with folks because of my mom’s… I respect womanhood to the best of my ability… I make sure they know they can’t spend the night before they fall asleep… Be like “nah baby, don’t fall asleep, I’d hate for you to get comfortable and read to deep into what just happened. Allow me to show you to the door, and your car”.. :)
      _________________

      Get to hell, sir :hahaha:

    • Phrozen1der

      @Unshakable see #89 that's my point.. #GetOut no confusion... :lol: #Respectful #HumbleVessel

    • luVn_liFe…

      San ah make ya dance says:

      I still haave to figure out something to give up for Lent.. :coffee:

      —————
      That robe
      :dead:

      lmaooooo

    • San ah make ya dance

      @Phro that was for Jenie Jen :lol:

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      Have ya'll/would ya'll try doing henna tattoos? I think they are pretty

    • iWasteTime

      I still haave to figure out something to give up for Lent.. :coffee:
      --------------------
      I gave up Lent!
      The lord know my heart :tea:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I need to take myself to the nailshop , because these hangnails have gotten out of control :crying: spring time hot weather needs to come

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      My mama is sew petty. She said dark skinned people be wasting they money on tats. Said it makes no sense unless they get them with white ink. Now her daddy is blurple so she can say this stuff cause she love him to death…
      But my husband mess around and said he wanted to get the other kids names and she was like for what ain’t nobody going to be able to see them?? She is an ahole :rofl: I have no idea how I turned out so well.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      I might pull that move tonight if this teacher come with some mess :rofl:
      _________________________________

      Jenie, don't do it! :nono:
      :hahaha:

    • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

      Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: ...that's all. :tea: says:

      When is the episod with Kickstand coming on
      _____________________________

      iont know …hopefully round bout never
      __________
      :rofl: Its supposed to be good they said Captain Kangaroo put Iyanla out for asking her about Chris :popcorn:

    • San ah make ya dance

      . Allow me to show you to the door, and your car”.. :)
      ----------------------
      :fistbump: Be honest

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      iWasteTime says:

      I still haave to figure out something to give up for Lent.. :coffee:
      ——————–
      I gave up Lent!
      ______________

      I just gave up Alcohol :tea: chile .......

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      Wait, did Nev just say that both of these ladies edges are on fleek :ghost: :rofl:

    • WhoDat

      @ Man syndrome having azz :chase:
      ^^^^^^^
      You mispellt dwarfism

    • sassyshe

      Phrozen1der says:

      @Mistaken My tats are big as FAWK, but you don’t know I have them unless I disrobe…

      @KayCei Nah, I attribute to me not playing games with folks because of my mom’s… I respect womanhood to the best of my ability… I make sure they know they can’t spend the night before they fall asleep… Be like “nah baby, don’t fall asleep, I’d hate for you to get comfortable and read to deep into what just happened. Allow me to show you to the door, and your car”..
      ------------------------------------------------------------------------
      nooooo :rofl: I wish a nucca would

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      This doesn't even sound right :nono:
      AND he looks like he drinks too much :tea:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Wait so now Man is a syndrome? :rofl:

    • San ah make ya dance

      My mama is sew petty. She said dark skinned people be wasting they money on tats
      ----------------
      I be thinking the same :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: ...that's all. :tea: says:

      I might pull that move tonight if this teacher come with some mess :rofl:
      _________________________________
      Jenie, don’t do it!
      ___________

      :karate:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      I bet all the chicks be like I bet I can make you give up your no spending the night rule :winky: they be giving all that they got :hump: Phro be like sooooooo paper or plastic for your pannies?? I am packing your stuff up to leave :lol:

    • iWasteTime

      They said he told her she could only spend a million and she went off.
      -----------------------
      :no:
      That should tell him all he needs to know.
      She don't even need a million to do a big ole wedding.

    • luVn_liFe…

      she could only spend a million and she went off
      ~~~~
      :eek: Gabby LIP Quiver :blink: ONLY a MILL. Now she needs to SAT DOWN w/that.
      Trying to spend over a mill :eek: whet? If she were smart she'd opt to put that mill in a high yield acct solely for her ANDDD get married on a boat by a JOP.

      People Play entirely TOOO Much

    • San ah make ya dance

      paper or plastic for your pannies??
      ------------------
      :ghost:

    • Phrozen1der

      @Nancy :lol: I figure if I give up something I've already NOT been doing, then I was down all along... like I give up buying music for Lent.. :coffee:

      @Str8 @Kwall @Milan @User :hahaha: iKid...

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      San ah make ya dance says:

      @Phro that was for Jenie Jen
      _____________

      :stop: what I do .... It wasn't me :karate:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Be like “nah baby, don’t fall asleep, I’d hate for you to get comfortable
      ____________________________________

      :facepalm: lawd what you do, give em a to-go coffee and some no-doze? :no:

    • sassyshe

      iont know …hopefully round bout never
      __________
      Its supposed to be good they said Captain Kangaroo put Iyanla out for asking her about Chris

      March 25, 2015 at 2:38 pm
      ----------------------------------------------------------------------
      Now Iyanla gonna be doing specials with these 'special' hoes cause Oprah done give her a spin off

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      WhoDat says:

      @ Man syndrome having azz :chase:
      ^^^^^^^
      You mispellt dwarfism
      ___________

      Napoleon :hahaha:

    • Unshakable

      @Phro,

      You can give up sess (whether it be with someone or individually) fah lent

    • San ah make ya dance

      Jenie see @87 :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      <- to EkkiKO's a s s :rolleyes:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      WhoDat says:
      @ Man syndrome having azz :chase:
      ^^^^^^^
      You mispellt dwarfism
      ___________
      Napoleon :hahaha:
      ________________________

      Lord Farquaad :rofl:

    • San ah make ya dance

      You can give up sess (whether it be with someone or individually) fah lent
      --------------
      But Jesus said he aint suppose to be doing that no way :crying1:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      sassyshe says:

      iont know …hopefully round bout never
      __________
      Its supposed to be good they said Captain Kangaroo put Iyanla out for asking her about Chris
      March 25, 2015 at 2:38 pm
      ———————————————————————-
      Now Iyanla gonna be doing specials with these ‘special’ hoes cause Oprah done give her a spin off
      ___________

      It's said that she made them change the title of her show :rolleyes: Fawk Kickstand .... not giving that bytch no ratings .... thirstbucket

    • sassyshe

      iWasteTime says:

      They said he told her she could only spend a million and she went off.
      ———————–

      That should tell him all he needs to know.
      She don’t even need a million to do a big ole wedding.

      ------------------------------------------------------------------------
      Im not buying this story...Torrei stop :pc: the blogs

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      iWasteTime says:

      I gave up Lent!
      The lord know my heart :tea:
      ------------
      You bare-lee had a list to give up! :rofl: yo ol boozgie list u had :lol:

      Whatchall wearing? I found my daughter a tweed set like the old school chanel outfits. She finna stunt on the easter bunny :nun:?

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Str8tUpMenace says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      WhoDat says:
      @ Man syndrome having azz :chase:
      ^^^^^^^
      You mispellt dwarfism
      ___________
      Napoleon :hahaha:
      ________________________
      Lord Farquaad :rofl:
      ______________

      :ghost:

    • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

      :rofl:

    • San ah make ya dance

      User you go to church?? :kona:

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      I meant whatchall kids wearing. Dont nobody care bout yall kitten heels :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      San ah make ya dance says:

      I still haave to figure out something to give up for Lent.. :coffee:
      —————
      That robe
      ____________

      :ghost: Chile ... Come through San :phew:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      #HumbleVessel
      ______________

      :hahaha: i despise this about you! :ghost:

    • Phrozen1der

      @Sassy @Mistaken @San Ah :rofl: It's only wrong if you allow folks to think its more than what it is...

    • sassyshe

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      sassyshe says:

      iont know …hopefully round bout never
      __________
      Its supposed to be good they said Captain Kangaroo put Iyanla out for asking her about Chris
      March 25, 2015 at 2:38 pm
      ———————————————————————-
      Now Iyanla gonna be doing specials with these ‘special’ hoes cause Oprah done give her a spin off
      ___________

      It’s said that she made them change the title of her show Fawk Kickstand …. not giving that bytch no ratings …. thirstbucket

      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      Why, why continue to give this hoe attention. Iyanla like your messy aunt cause now shes saying she feels sorry for karate chop and hopes she wakes up and smell the coffee cause no matter what karate chop would not let CB take responsibility. I was like no Iyanla fat fawk Jacob and leech eyebrows was there coachng her like hey rent not paid yet we may have to call Chris so dont lay it on thick

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Chile I so wish I had these emotes for FB and text messages :crying1: Lawd Jeebus make a way :pray:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      San ah make ya dance says:

      User you go to church?? :kona:
      ____________________

      "See Daddy, sinners have souls, too." ---Shug Avery
      :lol:

    • Phrozen1der

      @Jenie @Nancy :hahaha:

      " Dont nobody care bout yall kitten heels" <------ #THIS! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      KC :woot:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      She is an ahole I have no idea how I turned out so well.
      ________________________________

      :crying1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Phro
      Do they ever come back? :thinking:

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      No San but we always go to somebody house for dinner & see the easter bunny.

      If I went Easter wouldnt be the day. Too crowded! I know I want my palms this sunday tho :yes: my gramma be making all type of designs with them like balloon animals :lol:

    • WhoDat

      paper or plastic for your pannies??
      ——————
      I had to do that ish for library card dude. He located an empty drawer, and had started himself a collection! I don't to this DAY know how long that ish had been in there before I discovered it. But I packed it up. His white tees, socks, boxers. And when he was leaving one day was like wait a minute! You forgetting something *hands him a big ass Whole Foods paper bag* He aint call or show up for 2 days. I was crine to @Aroth and nem. He called tho.

    • luVn_liFe…

      User Friendly says: I meant whatchall kids wearing. Dont nobody care bout yall kitten heels :lol:
      ~~~
      I'd rather just do ballerina flats. Kitten heels are SO...
      ugly
      :kona:

    • sassyshe

      @Phro you right :thumbsup:

    • iWasteTime

      You bare-lee had a list to give up! :rofl: yo ol boozgie list u had :lol:
      Whatchall wearing?
      ----------------------
      :rofl: Shut it.

      We gonna matchy match!
      Men in dark suits with blue shirts and darker blue ties
      I have dark skirt and my shirt has different hues of blue including the blue in their ties :love:
      Mr already trying to get out of it; ole punk self!

    • San ah make ya dance

      Chile I so wish I had these emotes for FB and text messages :crying1: Lawd Jeebus make a way :pray:
      ------------------
      You should see me in the phone trying to describe stuff the perfect way with those lil emotes

    • San ah make ya dance

      No San but we always go to somebody house for dinner & see the easter bunny.
      If I went Easter wouldnt be the day. Too crowded! I know I want my palms this sunday tho :yes: my gramma be making all type of designs with them like balloon animals :lol:
      ----------------
      Got ya! :lol:

    • sassyshe

      @Phro thats why I tell anyone I take it there with, this aint high school if I cant marinate in my shyt after the fact then you can get the kitty kat

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      they said Captain Kangaroo put Iyanla out for asking her about Chris
      __________________________________

      whet?! :stop:
      what she thought they was gone talk about? her next film? her album? her book? her talk show? WHET?! :mad:

    • San ah make ya dance

      I tell anyone I take it there with, this aint high school if I cant marinate in my shyt after the fact then you can get the kitty kat
      ------------------
      :dead:

    • sassyshe

      WhoDat says:

      paper or plastic for your pannies??
      ——————
      I had to do that ish for library card dude. He located an empty drawer, and had started himself a collection! I don’t to this DAY know how long that ish had been in there before I discovered it. But I packed it up. His white tees, socks, boxers. And when he was leaving one day was like wait a minute! You forgetting something *hands him a big ass Whole Foods paper bag* He aint call or show up for 2 days. I was crine to @Aroth and nem. He called tho.

      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      See I always demand a drawer and closet space, there will be no giving up of the goods before then. Then I have a photographic memory so I know exactly where my ish was and it better be there the next time I come over

    • Phrozen1der

      @DTTS :yes: But just can't let it be regularly, because that's when feelings start and "pretend headaches" so folks can't carry they're a$$es home afterwward.... Gotta do it quarterly... :lol:

      @Sassy :thumbsup:

    • iWasteTime

      Phro
      I used to leave Mr in the middle of the night
      He'd wake up and I'd be :ghost:
      He was so :mad: I finally had to confess that my momma said you have to come home and no breaking day :lol:

    • Phrozen1der

      This ninja said "marinate" :ghost:

    • Phrozen1der

      @Time :rofl: Right! Even if you get a nap, you'd had better set an alarm for about an hour- hour and a half and get GONE!!

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      Thats why i dont go to ppl house. Nigga aint finna put me out in my afterglow :no:

    • WhoDat

      Right @Nan. KibblesandBits know damn well WHY she being invited on Iyanla. I mean. Bish stop.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :popcorn: (Hershey's kisses)

    • Phrozen1der

      @User EXACTLY! Do your dirt in your OWN crib, if folks want it that bad they'll come to you... :yes:

    • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

      Kevin Hart wants no parts of the wedding planning process, so he’s leaving everything in Eniko Parrish’s hands.

      When the comedian dropped by “Live with Kelly and Michael” to promote “Get Hard” this week, the hosts couldn’t wait to ask him how things were coming along with his upcoming wedding. Kev couldn’t really give an accurate answer because he’s been hands-off about

      “What man steps into that? I don’t want that headache.” Kevin stated. “You answer one question, and now you have to answer them all. That’s how you get trapped. ‘Honey, what kind of mugs do you want?’ If you answer one time, now you have to answer everything.”

      Since he’s giving her full control on what will go into their wedding, Kevin is content to allow the wedding to be the Eniko show.

      He explained, “I told her, ‘Babe, I want you to do whatever you want to do. Let’s make it your day.’”

      Kevin’s willing to give Eniko anything she wants for their big day, but that kind of free-reign comes with one condition. Kevin might not be helping to plan to wedding, but he’s set a limit on how big of a check he’s willing to cut for it!

      “She got a budget. ‘Here’s your number. Don’t you go past this number. When you get to this number, I don’t care where you, STOP!’”

      He’s not playing with that one rule, either! Kev joked that he doesn’t care if an essential component of the big day is missing; if Eniko runs out of money in the wedding budget, too bad.

    • sassyshe

      Phrozen1der says:

      This ninja said “marinate”

      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      Im serious. You know when you have one of those sessions where you can barely move an eyelash afterwards, shoot imaging having to get up and fix myself to go home no siree :nono:

    • San ah make ya dance

      Im serious. You know when you have one of those sessions where you can barely move an eyelash afterwards, shoot imaging having to get up and fix myself to go home no siree :nono:
      -------------------
      :lol: :phew:

    • Phrozen1der

      @Sassy That's why you do it at your crib... :lol: then put them out :bye:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      And when he was leaving one day was like wait a minute
      :dead:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      That should tell him all he needs to know.
      She don’t even need a million to do a big ole wedding.
      -------------
      She better call David. A million is more than enough. Kevin better have a great prenuptial agreement. She gonna mess around and show her true colors.Smh. But riddle me this, if his million not enough, where is her money at?

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      See yall married women better stay where yall at. These dudes out here is cray. Even the nice ones like Phro got ppl driving home in the middle of the night crying & listening to Keyshia Cole on the ride home :no:

      This single life aint where its at :( doing the drive of shame. Calling uber all time of nite

      Chile I be done snuck back in his chimley :tea:

    • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

      This was a office debate yesterday :yes: If your finace just finished several multi million dollar movies, can he put you on a budget for the wedding :popcorn:

    • San ah make ya dance

      Um Johnni Blaze cray as fugg :blink: She need a daddy

    • sassyshe

      Phrozen1der says:

      @Time Right! Even if you get a nap, you’d had better set an alarm for about an hour- hour and a half and get GONE!!

      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      See thats why I cant do the casual sex thing. By the time sex comes around its going on 3 months or more and we have established I am the gf

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      *hands him a big ass Whole Foods paper bag* He aint call or show up for 2 days.
      _____________________________________

      :ghost:

    • Phrozen1der

      :lol: Kevin not playing, and I don't blame him.....

    • MissHarlem

      :rofl:

    • San ah make ya dance

      See yall married women better stay where yall at. These dudes out here is cray. Even the nice ones like Phro got ppl driving home in the middle of the night crying & listening to Keyshia Cole on the ride home :no:
      -----------------
      :yes: But a heaux better know her role. :bye:

    • sassyshe

      SugarFoot says:

      This was a office debate yesterday If your finace just finished several multi million dollar movies, can he put you on a budget for the wedding
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      More than enough, shoot you can get a spectacular celeb wedding for 150

    • iWasteTime

      “What man steps into that? I don’t want that headache.”
      ------------------------
      :lol:
      Mr Time said No Pink and what time do me and my boys gotta be there?

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      If your finace just finished several multi million dollar movies, can he put you on a budget for the wedding
      ---------
      Uhh yes. It's not her money.

    • San ah make ya dance

      Chile I be done snuck back in his chimley :tea:
      ------------------
      I can snot and cry everytime I read that story or see that pic :dead:

    • sassyshe

      @Phro I dont desecrate my house. Only time I had sex in my home was with my bd and thats cause we was living together

    • WhoDat

      I mean he was my man. But we was not trying that living together ish NO more. We had tried that and it didn't go well AT ALL. So don't be trying to literally sneak in. I said no :chase:

    • MissArtist

      See I always demand a drawer and closet space, there will be no giving up of the goods before then. Then I have a photographic memory so I know exactly where my ish was and it better be there the next time I come over
      _____________
      :goodpost: I bet they get kicked out and drive home with tears in their eyes. I would be ready to :box:

    • iWasteTime

      @Sassy
      See #161
      I had to go home.
      My momma said over 18 or not! No breaking day :rofl:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      If a million ain't enough for a wedding, then bish needs to get the fugg on and marry herself. This is where folks fugg up. Willing to put all they own into the wedding, but put a budget on the actual marriage. :no:

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      Sad :newpost:

    • Phrozen1der

      @Sassy If you're the boo that's wayyyyyyy different, I'm talking about when it's no relationship. To avoid confusion, you gotta make sure NOBODY is confused.... :no:

      @USER :lol: If we're together that's different, if we're not don't you get comfortable, nine times out of ten you asked to come over since I don't initiate because I'm a #HumbleVessel

    • Str8tUpMenace

      San ah make ya dance says:

      Chile I be done snuck back in his chimley :tea:
      ——————
      I can snot and cry everytime I read that story or see that pic :dead:
      _______________________

      :hahaha: That chit was classic

    • sassyshe

      iWasteTime says:

      @Sassy
      See #161
      I had to go home.
      My momma said over 18 or not! No breaking day
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      At that age I was away at college, then I can have my overnight in peace

    • MissArtist

      See yall married women better stay where yall at. These dudes out here is cray. Even the nice ones like Phro got ppl driving home in the middle of the night crying & listening to Keyshia Cole on the ride home :no:
      This single life aint where its at :( doing the drive of shame. Calling uber all time of nite
      Chile I be done snuck back in his chimley :tea:
      __________
      I see me and you think alike :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      if Eniko runs out of money in the wedding budget, too bad.
      ~~~~
      :hahaha: I aint even mad at KEV :lol: KEV say he get's up and acts a fewl for these stacks.. HOLE Up :stop:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      She don’t even need a million to do a big ole wedding.
      ______________________________

      she is SEW selfish :crying1: she tryna stunt on Eudummie cause she got roped into a shotgun wedding :lol:

    • iWasteTime

      But riddle me this, if his million not enough, where is her money at?
      ----------------------
      :tea:
      They aren't going to make it to the alter.
      She bucking over 1 Mill for the wedding she gonna lose her mind over the Hollywood Prenup :lol: or she gonna be 6 weeks in her dress :yes:

      :wave: Keya!

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Chile I be done snuck back in his chimley

      ___________________________

      :fistbump: :rofl: :ghost:

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      My feelings already hurt :lol: I always mk ppl feel welcome if I let them come over.

      ......IF!

    • MissHarlem

      I have put dudes out right AFTER he went to glory. BYE. ADIOS if the job has been completed why you here :shrug:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      So don’t be trying to literally sneak in.
      ____________________

      :crying1: i'm bout to be inappropriately tickled :crying1: now wasn't SOMEbody on here when we was laff'n at chimney stalker lady, tellin folk bout leaving somebody baffroom window unlocked for when they wanted to sneak back in???? :ghost:

    • The Black Ninja

      Broke....Busted and can't be trusted.