Transgender actor Laverne Cox bares it all for Allure magazine’s Nude issue.
Cox, who suffers from Body Dysmorphic Disorder, believes he is a female “trapped” inside a man’s body. The disorder causes misery, anxiety and depression in most sufferers who go to extremes to mutilate their body parts in their desperate attempts to achieve stereotypical feminine features.
From Allure magazine:
“Going through life, you try to cover and hide, but it doesn’t really work,” says the Orange Is the New Black star, 30, who at first turned down Allure’s request to pose nude. “I said no initially, thought about it, and said no again,” she says. “But I’m a black transgender woman. I felt this could be really powerful for the communities that I represent. Black women are not often told that we’re beautiful unless we align with certain standards. Trans women certainly are not told we’re beautiful. Seeing a black transgender woman embracing and loving everything about herself might be inspiring to some other folks. There’s beauty in the things we think are imperfect. That sounds very cliché, but it’s true.” Cox wanted these pictures for herself, too: “I honestly just want to make myself happy most, and if other people like it, then that’s great. If they don’t, then I’m still happy.”
Thanks to loyal reader Ernest O. for the tip.
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yeah harly_quinn im in agreement with you
Can I see the camera view from the other angle where her balls are hanging off the bed….
Uh oh
why is that big rusty nigga layin up there with a blonde wig on??
Can I see the camera view from the other angle where her balls are hanging off the bed….
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She ain’t really bared all. Where her wee wee ill?
(comes out of lurking just to
) goes back to lurking
@WH Don’t do it!!!
You can lop off and add on all you want still can’t change them hands and feet
Black women are not often told that we’re beautiful unless we align with certain standards. Trans women certainly are not told we’re beautiful. Seeing a black transgender woman embracing and loving everything about herself might be inspiring to some other folks.
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If this “…And Aint I A Woman” spouting shim dont get the entire hell on someplace.
Cause NO…you are NOT.
SIR.
He still has balls?
I wanna see the dack.
I bet she has a small one.
I was trying to tell my girl about how trannies push their balls up into inside pockets when tucking. She could not understand the process.
so we watched a tucking instructional video. We learn together and chit 
Black women are not often told that we’re beautiful unless we align with certain standards.
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Yeah like being BORN with certain equipment. Now a hot box is a damn “standard”? Nigga bye.
(sneaks back in to unplug @WHITTY’S keyboard) because I know she getting ready to clown
I can’t keep rollin on this floor foolwing with chu, (getting up dusting off white jeans)
@BIRDIZDAWURD
@HARLEY
Thanks to loyal reader Ernest O. for the tip.
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What team you play for Ernest? TUH
I don’t know who told y’all black women don’t get told they’re beautiful cause I hear that chit daily….. I think mainstream media feeds that propaganda but my everyday interactions tell me that lots of folks admire the beauty of black women in all our glorious shades…..
Lavern is not a role model for any black woman cause she a blasted man…..
That’s like saying Nee Nee Leaks is a role model for donkeys just cause she’s an azz….
@VDOT
(chanel lip glass)
I was hoping this bought u out I be missing u 
@WHODAT
causes misery, anxiety and depression
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I feel this way after paying gas, electric and mortgage
Ioono what I wanna eat for lunch :crying1:
(sit next to @UF) pass that
why is Allure pushing this? I caint
zeta4lif says:
(sneaks back in to unplug @WHITTY’S keyboard) because I know she getting ready to clown
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I’m trine z…I’m really trine!!! :crying1: :crying1:
@MISSYJ, @OH
VDot says:
I wanna see the dack.
I bet she has a small one.
so we watched a tucking instructional video. We learn together and chit 
You are one up on me sista. 
Who can I ask to watch that, come on girl watch this tuck vid. THinks? Oh I can call Les, she’ll do it. YEAP
I was trying to tell my girl about how trannies push their balls up into inside pockets when tucking. She could not understand the process.
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But I’m crazy?
VDot says:
so we watched a tucking instructional video.
…………
I like Laverne
VDot says:
I was trying to tell my girl about how trannies push their balls up into inside pockets when tucking. She could not understand the process. so we watched a tucking instructional video. We learn together and chit
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I know its, killing u, cuz it’s killing me BUT I will not let “da debil” use me.
Not afta I been standing at the “doe” all night w….NVM
@VDOT
(chanel lip glass)
*****
Oh you’re fancy with the gloss
If any things, folks will wonder, is this Black “Woman” truly a man.
for the WORLD
I saw a teen boy with the tightest jeans on and fitted top. Mind you he talking about getting girls
I’m so over the feminization of our men. *this is not related to post*
MissL says:
I like Laverne
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Me too. I’ve liked her every since Puffy’s show.
Tell moms I said HEY
@VDOT
and its “glass” not “gloss” 
MRZ gets so mad when I do that to him
@OPH
@HARLEMSHAKE :wave: (Le Perla thong)
youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=5upkuwTBwFQ Tucking
@JL “plz put your pannies down dear” mines r already up TIA
MissHarlem says:
I saw a teen boy with the tightest jeans on and fitted top. Mind you he talking about getting girls I’m so over the feminization of our men.
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It’s just the latest fashion trend. They been doing it in Europe years before we adopted the fad. I don’t love it either. We had a town hall meeting yesterday and the CEO had on a European-cut suit. Made quite the splash. This is a VERY conservative work environment so he was really pushing the envelope with that one.
If he/she was bearing it all we would see his peen. #GTFOH
Ok…after doing some research I found that Laverne doesn’t like to reveal whether or not he still has his male equipment. He said people are too preoccupied with that and to ask or care objectifies “trans women” and takes away from what we should focus on, their experiences and struggles.
So…he feels like a woman, he IS a woman in his mind, but he probably still has a dyck… 
Black women are not often told that we’re beautiful unless we align with certain standards.
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Apologies on behalf..
But no frfr. I have seen beautiful transgender women. Lavern you just ugly, dear!
zeta4lif says:
@JL “plz put your pannies down dear” mines r already up TIA
It’ a lace prayer cloth 
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Bruh! :stop: get up and get dressed!
JUST
I will she went for her 10 yr lab yesterday and letting the rookies have it 
ZETA oh you fancy
<—- black lace thong from VS *I's po*
**starts doing mouf exercises**
**hands still cramping from the last night’s foot rub so iunno how i’ma get a good grip on the BBD tonight**
well yall, looks like i’ll have to leave work early…gotta get more oil. mr whitty says I wasn’t shined up enuff lass night when I opened the door for him and he prefers the wine glass on my RIGHT tittay nipple, not the left.
Lavern you just ugly, dear!
*****
GUFFAWS!!
@MOD he still got it, because if he didn’t shim would be
telling everybody FOH
don’t care abt anyones sexuality but this is too much and I like Laverne, but they be the main one sometimes that really hate women (IMB)
I’m not sure that’s the definition of Body Dsyphoric Disrder (BDD). It has nothing to do with one feeling trapped in the wrong gender body. It’s more of not being happy with your body and finding every flaw or perceived flaw which leads to anxiety and depression as you are never happy with what u see.
As TMZ first reported, Thomas was arrested in October for attacking co-star Melyssa Ford … cracking her in the head with a vodka bottle.
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Why I ain’t know that Geneva bust Melissa over the head wit a bolla?
I wanna see the dack. I bet she has a small one.
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No dack..
And hello!
I love the look, if you can pull it off. European cut, you gotta be SLIM and FIT
@WH
go ova there and sit on my “chaise lounge” and grab u a water out the fridge DON’T DO IT!!! for all of us CANCER SURVIVORS OF THE WORL CRAIG, DO NO DO IT!!!! 
(goes back to lurk and eating my
Bruh! :stop: get up and get dressed!
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this tickled me
MOD – I think the equipment is still there
Janet Mock is a pretty Transgender with a handsome partner
did yall see the story about the retired postal worker that landed the gyrocopter on the capitol lawn?
if that hadda been a nigga, he’da been shot dead!
said he did it to prove a point about the lack of national security. damn shame! Obama better get his wife and kids outta DC before something bad happens.
BIRD I know Europe been on this ie speedos etc BUT it has been saturated since you’re a jerk came out. I blame the parents that let their boys wear nut squeezers bc they past nut huggers.When you competing with me in the fitted dept that’s an issue
@OTBBBBB!!!!!
Can I see the camera view from the other angle where her balls are hanging off the bed….
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NOOOOOOO!!
GUFFAWS!!
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Somebody need to say it. You seen her brother? They twins. She ugly. He ugly.
We learn together and chit
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you a good fren :crying1:
Somebody need to say it. You seen her brother? They twins. She ugly. He ugly.
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well damn…tell us how you really feel!!
@FIYAH U say Bruce/Belinda finna get a full spread next
MissHarlem says:
JUST
I will she went for her 10 yr lab yesterday and letting the rookies have it 
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LOVE IT! She is a starrah, would love to go to appointment with her. I try to make the best of mine, I am just in the middle of writing my first THANK you to staff. I would love to keep going there, but it’s 1.5 hours away. I’m back at Neph office now. She so clinical….
why she lashing out at Ernest though :crying1: …Ernest must been found doing misconduct
hey San.. (from downstairs)
I aint knocking Tia at all for shamin Keke…bissh thinks its cute to fawn ova that chicks man in public so I have no issue with her being checked in public/
<~~~ really me and my twin windmilling Keek's azz
Keeks lucky I aint Tia cuz my twin & I would be all ova ha azzz
@FANCYNANCY
I don’t know who told y’all black women don’t get told they’re beautiful
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^^^^THIS!
)
(but what you not gone do is dis Nene like that
I wanna see the dack. I bet she has a small one.
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No dack..
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You don’t think it’s still there? I do and that’s why Lavern won’t confirm/deny.
I wanna know if post op, they still maintain the ability to orgasm.
MissL says:
I like Laverne
April 16, 2015 at 1:18 pm
that you Mr. Cox? 
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Bird says:
She ain’t really bared all. Where her wee wee ill?
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Duck taped
Somebody need to say it. You seen her brother?
*****
Seeing a black transgender woman embracing and loving everything about SHIMSELF might be inspiring to some other folks.
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Fixed that for u hun
well damn…tell us how you really feel!!
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I had anaas. I thought She wanted them.
whitty hutton says: why is that big rusty nigga layin up there with a blonde wig on??
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that’s how i see him too…..
Just Looking says:
I love the look, if you can pull it off. European cut, you gotta be SLIM and FIT
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I can’t say that I hate it in suit form. My baby daddy be looking particularly good in em with his big ole feet sticking out from those skinny pants. But everyday clothes? Jeans? Not so much. I saw a dude with camel toe. That’s going too far. Although the trend was also popular in the 70s in the USofA.
zeta4lif says:
@FANCYNANCY
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ma’am, I own the rights to that alias. Fancy Nancy. Get you own and
Hi Fancy
It’s getting warmer, it time for jumps again…but it been that fun of late… Le Sigh
I saw a teen boy with the tightest jeans on and fitted top. Mind you he talking about getting girls I’m so over the feminization of our men. *this is not related to post
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and have the nerve to sag in those tight azz jeans and halter tops
Lavern is not a role model for any black woman cause she a blasted man…..
That’s like saying Nee Nee Leaks is a role model for donkeys just cause she’s an azz….
^^^
So the trans women that keep their male equipment because they don’t want to risk not being able to fully enjoy sex, they don’t feel even more wrong? I mean because half of their body looks female but then they still…forget it
@JL I need
(copyright paperwork) 
Zeta!
<— Jockey bikini from JCP 
@NANCY
u a fewl I loves me a comfee pair of jockeys
JUST she is a hoot at all her appointments. The staff ether love her or hate her bc she act like she run chit (exactly where I get that from). She’s a former nurse so nothing gets pass her.
I love the suits with that cut.
MIANY I totally agree. I’m a pitbull with mine be it fam friends or Sig other
people know not to fck with me in that area. I would of been called all kinds of insecure etc if that was me 
fck from round here sniffing my man. Keep that with your 10 yr old self. FOH
We already had a REAL ROSE do the education
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Found some videos discussion post op orgasms. About to watch
Anyone ever watch Nip/Tuck. Christian on their banged a post op and knew right away 
@Just Looking
We don’t see this much with the elementary students. You start to see it more with 7th and 8th graders. I would say it’s not to the level of BDD but more self esteem issues. Most contributing factor is diet and lack of exercise with the young ladies.
SN: I’m not a school counselor I manage the counseling program as a Director
VDot says:
Found some videos discussion post op orgasms. About to watch
Anyone ever watch Nip/Tuck. Christian on their banged a post op and knew right away 
ed that series….. Yes, he was a freak of all Freaks
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Guhl, I
That’s like saying Nee Nee Leaks is a role model for donkeys just cause she’s an azz….
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WELL DAMN
I’m not sure that’s the definition of Body Dsyphoric Disrder (BDD).
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You don’t think it’s still there? I do and that’s why Lavern won’t confirm/deny.
I wanna know if post op, they still maintain the ability to orgasm.
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No I dont think so. I read an article on Jezebel a while ago.. She been living as a woman since college. I think she had it right after, if I rem correctly.
LMBO..
Yes.. they say it feels “different” tho. Im guessing they mean the way it feels? They still have hormones and pipes!
SUGAR exactly :eyeroll: they have to sag bc they toooooo damn tight to be pulled up
Why are clothes from Justice so high?? and my daughter loves their stuff…Now I’m on Zulily and I am about to be broke fooling with these chirrens.
oh…y’all dont care 
cause y’all talking about something else? so *flips hair and walks off* 
OTB
@THERAPIST COTDAM!!! I know we don’t e-know each other but
#COUGARLIFE
*BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY CONVO*
@ Director Therapist – My apologies, in my incorrect greeting.
A friend says; it’s on the rise in middle school and another friend works in DC schools, said so many of the young men/youth are bisexual.
What’s pushing the trend?
Unfortunately, I think my step daughter is confused, her dad is scared to face it.
At a quick glance he could be a double for Wendy Williams in that picture. Hell aint they the same body size.
@BAMA back when I was just a lurker, ya’ll Rosays got me hooked on Zulily!!!
:computer: seeing where my orders is now
@nancy
I provided the paraphrased definition up above. In short, it’s when people continue to believe their body is imperfect. Not matter how much they work out, diet, etc they will always find flaws.
Transgender individuals suffer (if you will) from Gender Identity
I need to do more research tho
**pushes zeta’s lil 5lb. ass down**
get away from the rapist!! you can’t have ALL the menses!!!
Who told that big rusty ham bone nucca up there with a Trina Braxton wig on he had the right to speak on anything that had to do with being a woman.
Boy if you don’t get yo…
And if you clipped them you dead wrong. God blessed you with those. You should been head of the household. Having a real non bitter nagging wife serving you. INSTEAD YOU A WANNA BE UGLY BLACK WOMAN WHO CAN’T KEEP A MAN 
#maryjane
Round here trying to talk to me about woman stuff and you got a dack and balls
soo yall order from zulily with no problems. I was gonna order but then the reviews were mostly about not receiving orders and/or having problems returning stuff.
what say the garden about zulily?
@WH I’m telling you this “mid-life” crisis that’s all it iz
I saw a dude with camel toe.
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:crying1: bye Bird
Just,
No apologies needed.
Well we are speaking of two different issues I believe. One is BDD and the other is sexual orientation (or expression).
I agree it’s become more evident and blurred in recent years, specifically in DC. I believe it’s always been there but more people have become comfortable with expressing themselves. Kind of like, out of wedlock pregnancy. It was once shunned but have become socially acceptable.
Transgender man vying for chance on Men’s Health cover
Lol Zeta,
Thanks. Believe it or not I don’t see the progress u see with my chest. Lol I guess I suffer from BDD as I’m never satisfied with my progress
Bama I care…I don’t mind prices too much USUALLY though. Dragon13 is at the point where she wants Prada and Valentino sandals etc…
Her spring/summer list was way over budget. For some reason my husband looked at the shipping receipts on some stuff she got on Tuesday and was all 
I saw a dude with camel toe.
^^^^
You misspelled dack @Bird
Hi Fancy
It’s getting warmer, it time for jumps again…
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I can’t wait!
@WH I have never ever had any problems from them, it actually comes early that I just have it sent regular instead of adding those charges for 3-4 day chit, I always get mine within hat time anyway.
Now that damn NOMORERACKS
cheap quality, and u may as well go to dollar general and get something, cause when u wash hat mess one time it don’t even look like what the hell u ordered.
This nucca up top looking like he auditioning to be the tan mom version of White Girl the Sequel
Cory Hardwict gone play him in the movie.. …he up there looking like he in the music video for birdman/Lil Wayne leather so soft…. His skin look like leather but he claim it’s soft. Ain’t nothing feminine about that up there. There are some dainty shims and honey you are not it. 
Whitty I was a zulily head for a good while. They can be a little slow sometimes but they don’t have a warehouse this stuff is coming from. Comes from the vendors. Only didn’t get sum thing once. Called and got a refund AND a credit on my account without even having to fuss.
VDot says:
Anyone ever watch Nip/Tuck.
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I seen one episode where the patient wanted a penis reduction because he enjoyed sucking his own dack. After that
saw a dude with camel toe.
^^^^
You misspelled dack @Bird
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:crying1: Whet??? It bust open and split down the middle like a hot link?????????? FOR WHY?????????????? :wails:
I believe it’s always been there but more people have become comfortable with expressing themselves. Kind of like, out of wedlock pregnancy. It was once shunned but have become socially acceptable.
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Why is this so hard for ppl to understand/accept. Rhetorical.
@THERAPIST others suppose to see it first, MRZ the same way, he is built like Terry Crews
and he don’t see it either but I have been seeing it for over 21yrs, and plus he is almost 50 
:wave:
I wanted to see the sack too. Im gonna find that video one day. I wanna see how men tuck and how a man made cooter looks.
@Whitty
that’s why I logged off earlier..I ain’t want to say nathin. @Z4L told us to stop lasst night…so I stopped, but I don’t like it either Humph..
Oh yea in referenec to the helicopter incident…I think all of these are tests before something major. A week or so ago, they had a power outage..it was a test IMO…they all happening to frequent and testing every area to see what happens.
Hello. I dont know whas wong with my box..
I said hey to tons.. Samimichhhh 
You beaut goddess.
Newyawka
Whodatwhodatwho
How ya been OTBabyface? I know I saw you yesterday but we havent TALKED in forever! *hands under my chin* tell me something good
You should been head of the household. Having a real non bitter nagging wife serving you.
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WHAM!!! you really know how to bring something back around and mollywhop somebody cross the head with it!!
The curious side of me wants to watch the tuck video
but the dis tew murch side of me is like 
Can you imagine what that must smell like once you let them balls fall loose from being mashed up in there?????? This way beyond pre/interim/post musty…. That ish right there.. That has got to be apocalyptic must….. I mean you take your grown nucca balls and wanker and fold it up indian style inside of yourself where your body temperature is like 
and you walk around like that all day???? Whet bish???? 
It must smell like Kanye West thighs after wearing leather pants in the desert trapped in Akon bubble with no deodorant on while doing P90x an you ain’t ate no pineapples.
Still a man tho.
Zeta
Lol to me a minute to figure out what MRZ meant. Hey man he is inspiration. I’m hoping to be the same way when I hit 50
These ack women are not often told that we’re beautiful unless we align with certain standards
^^ but…um Isn’t that long blonde wig and them fake azz boobs conforming to those same “beauty standards”??
GTFOHWTBS…
@WHITTY F wit me djay I do a little something something
Because I’m happppyyy!
It’s a competition?
@FREN
@Therapist you and Phro can’t show up at the same time with your chest meat out?
Y’all 128 in and on topic ..
Nef
Did I miss anything?
Tia put a statement out?
tell me something good
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I’m here!
And well. 
No news ILL “good” news thisaway. How are you? 
Your babies?
I got a teeny tiny promo..and I do mean tiny.
Still a man tho.
you said that
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if you ain’t never said nothing else
I mean Gelly
I spoke to you @OTB even when dug out my old cheerleading uniform and chit and u didn’t speak back.
@BAMA ya’ll know I’m the blog momma at night, and u just know when your chirren cutting up, I wanted that lady to “simply” get a good night sleep cause ya’ll had almost drug all the skin off her
Oh yea in referenec to the helicopter incident…I think all of these are tests before something major. A week or so ago, they had a power outage..it was a test IMO…they all happening to frequent and testing every area to see what happens.
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same thing I said to my moms. that’s why I said he needs to get his wife and kids outta DC altogether.
You tellem Miany.
show us what real bobs sposedta look like
this non-cis here
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*slaps knee* hot damn!
…how you and the lil angels 
doin? 
Prada and Valentino sandals etc
wait…I just bought me some new Asics to workout…but that’s it 
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You know what @MOD…I am going to send my two over to you. They high maintenance and I cannot afford them. I haven’t gotten something for myself in so long
Nip/Tuck & OZ two shoes I loveded
they took them off :crying1:
I need to do more research tho
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thank you…. i’ll be here…
@TAKE and don’t forget @LTL giving us the “sassy selfie” they know what they doing to us goodt, obedient, save, sanctified, and filled with the Holy Ghost, murried ladies
but…um Isn’t that long blonde wig and them fake azz boobs conforming to those same “beauty standards”??
GTFOHWTBS…
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Give it to her MIA. I dont like Laverne. Very Bama backwards even in her new bawdee. But I be tryna stay quiet cause she get enough rap. But this thought process is him/her all day. I cant.
Boobs…. Bot bobs
b.o.o.b.ies
I can’t…somebody get her… **slips and falls runnin out the blog**
Can you imagine what that must smell like once you let them balls fall loose from being mashed up in there?????? This way beyond pre/interim/post musty…. That ish right there.. That has got to be apocalyptic must….. I mean you take your grown nucca balls and wanker and fold it up indian style inside of yourself …..
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spoke to you @OTB even when dug out my old cheerleading uniform and chit and u didn’t speak back.
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NOT ON PURPOSE!!!!
<—Ripper from my brotha!
Also, LMAO for the foodstamp clique..my brotha had FIVE cards in the store yeaterday.
@Fancy Nancy – Trademarked and sent to Library of Congress years ago and Patent and Trademark office. Plus I’ve gave her recipes.
@THERAPIST
just keep doing what you doing, 
because I still “drools” over that man mind/bawdy
I guess I suffer from BDD as I’m never satisfied with my progress
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i’s happily murried – subservient too – butterum I do preeshate a lil eye candy er’ now and again. you’s “progressed” quite nicely imo.
@Babe and Nancy We’re good over here. They’re both getting on my nerves equally so
Nancy
Babe- I guess it’s good that they at least make an effort to keep you there right? I think thats about as much as they know how to give us ainta. Lemme know if you need help spending the extra money though.
non-cis
fools I tell you
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I mean you take your grown nucca balls and wanker and fold it up indian style inside of yourself where your body temperature is like ? and you walk around like that all day???? Whet bish???? ? It must smell like Kanye West thighs after wearing leather pants in the desert trapped in Akon bubble with no deodorant on while doing P90x an you ain’t ate no pineapples.
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I’m confused….
Cox wanted these pictures for herself and then says….honestly just want to make myself happy most, and if other people like it, then that’s great. If they don’t, then I’m still happy.”
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Because a boudoir photo shoot is out of the question?
Bama I buy for the kids and myself all the time. I have a problem, shopping is my
Online, in store, for everything, not just clothes…I have serious issues. If DF and I had the same taste I’d shop for him too…alas we don’t so I stick to watches and stuff he tells me he likes for him.
ok ya’ll gotta do some work, everybody back from where ever they were and I will be here until 5pm today (hope MRZ don’t leave me because hwe will be arriving home round the same time and I want have time to post up at the doe>
@MOD if I get a chance to come out and play later on tonight, ig MRZ don’t have me teabagging him on demand, we will discuss shoes and bags
my “fetish”
And @WH & @BAMA behave
I done called this doctor office on 3 separate occasion trying to get in to talk about this control of the birth process and every time either this phone rings and I have to hang up or they ain’t got the answers and I am posed to get a call back. Now listen up here Lucifer
these here ovaries… DEEZ MINE 
They done. We ain’t doing it no mo
@zeta
ain’t nothing like rollin over to a good lookin man every morning!! 
u betta say it!! women at work be talmbout their husbands need to work out, lose weight, etc. I just sit there all quiet n smug…cuz bay bay…mr whitty prolly been a panty dropper since birf
This way beyond pre/interim/post musty
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hated it!
runs back in and snatch the
from @OTB and runs in my office and close and lock the door 
“on demand teabagging”
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lawd…niggas gon’ be able to add this to the Comcast bill?
me, and JL ova OTB)
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Taken I need to make the same call. I REALLY don’t want to get on bc but this negro is being super “forgetful” with his pullout game lately. I suspect on purpose and now is not the time for a “surprise”
Plus I’ve gave her recipes.
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yes gawd, she did
after we ate. it’s the Simple things 
)
I fed my Mister goodt that day (aint eem have to play patty ball or nuffin cause he was
@WH when I get a chance I will tell u how we met/ re-met that’s why can’t nobody tell me God didn’t send me my king, but I love when people tell us “we look good together” that’s why a bish gonna stay fly!!! (for myself also) but just laying on his chest “swoons”
TTLY Babe
They picked up
Now they trying to rush me in :stop: WAIT… Nah we got time. We safe this month 
Stops laughing cause that ain’t how any of this works. Be pregnant off not understanding your body. *looks at my 3 kids sheepishly*
@WHIT/ZETA yea Mr. Take is pretty ripped up. It is actually maddening because he says dumb stuff like he want to get all of his 6 pack pack… But his stomach flat. Said he want to look like Leonidas and them off 300.
Take- You just tryna ask questions the innanet can’t answer or you need an appointment?
I guess it’s good that they at least make an effort to keep you there right? I think thats about as much as they know how to give us ainta. Lemme know if you need help spending the extra money though.
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Ainta.
Extra? :kneeslap: I bought a car.. *deep sigh* ensuring i stay on this 
plantationlovely job even longer.@MOD,
Seaux we already know with TakeTake it’s a done deal, but are you game for more MOD Jr’s?
*looks at my 3 kids sheepishly*
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@WH when I get a chance I will tell u how we met/ re-met that’s why can’t nobody tell me God didn’t send me my king, but I love when people tell us “we look good together” that’s why a bish gonna stay fly!!! (for myself also) but just laying on his chest “swoons”
TTLY Babe
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touché!
A car?! You doing it big! I just want like a new ear cuff…. hand/wrist jewelry…
I gotta up my wish list
Mr ain’t as fit as his H U days, but hunti…..He looks GOOD and FELLS REALLY GOODT. There has been times, I’ve wanted to drop by his office, and cuss a bish out, but he comes every night and he prefers not to sleep with one eye open.
Edgy headnod
in connection to someone saying that they were clothes shopping and how expensive it is, I LOVE sewing by hand and I make all my 40s-50s style swing dresses that way which is MUCH cheaper than buying them already made, but the 40s style wiggle dresses I do actually purchase them because the style is a bit more complicated than be wanting to deal with.
sewing, cooking (especially from scratch like I do) and even cleaning in a lot of households as fallen to the wayside. I have material for 3 matching jackets with culottes but haven’t felt like sewing anything since I did the last swing dress. I think ill go make some donut shaped brownies later.
@afiya I love the OZ show. I wish it still came on.
And hey y’all!
@Gellz :hugs: hey beauty! I am trying to make an appointment. Decided to go with an IUD. Shots no pills work well with me. BUSCEPT they wanted me to do an ultrasound first… at the same D time as the IUD
Make sure I am ain’t got no fibroids. They run in my family. And I been having a lil bit a pain last few months. Nothing bad. I had cysts before but they went awaY. 
THANK YA!
So everyday around 2:30/2:45 you gonna troll us?
I have to submit, not speak my mind, cook, clean, suck and duck, and spin the silk, from the worm to sew his draws from scratch?
Simple person says:
in connection to someone saying that they were clothes shopping and how expensive it is, I LOVE sewing by hand and I make all my 40s-50s style swing dresses
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is this Bren???!!!
you had us going for a minute! 
ubishu!
Here go the Amish mafia
GellySammich says:
Boobs…. Bot bobs
b.o.o.b.ies
April 16, 2015 at 2:14 pm
^^^ lol I gotcha!!!
I hate you!!!!!
We still in this she man post :eyeroll: a woman you will never be
LMMFAOOO You cant make this chit up.
Oh this is your shtick … your routine… how you joke! BOL
You had me going for a minute.
sewing, cooking (especially from scratch like I do) and even cleaning in a lot of households as fallen to the wayside.
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this I definitely agree with. sometimes when I hear wives talmbout they don’t cook, barely clean up, etc. I feel so old-fashioned. maybe it’s a generational thing? I enjoy cooking from scratch, although I do mix in a few pre-made things here and there, but most times I cook from scratch…chopping veggies, soaking my beans/peas, etc.
and I’ve always loved sewing since I took Home Ec. although I prefer sewing things for the home as opposed to clothing. most wives would be offended but hubby bought me a new ice cream maker a few years back. I was
like it was a 10-carat diamond! 
sewing, cooking (especially from scratch like I do) and even cleaning in a lot of households as fallen to the wayside. I have material for 3 matching jackets with culottes but haven’t felt like sewing anything since I did the last swing dress. I think ill go make some donut shaped brownies later.
^^ look yall I just found a new emote
I think ill go make some donut shaped brownies later.
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How bout now.
with that old Olan Mills year book glamour shot!
:crying1: you got us GOODT! 
I hate you!!!!!
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but if that is your real picture.. (KMIchele voice) I like your swoop bang
Sorry about the fibroids. Non hormonal IUD is what I went with after babygirl. Seems to be working so far
only thing I don’t like is the heavier flow but I can live with it for now.
If you don’t get your school pic ass outta here with that chit. You know what I’m being trolled. White font
this:
…spin the silk, from the worm to sew his draws from scratch?
and this:
with that old Olan Mills year book glamour shot!
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u had enough yet simple?? this can only get worse!!!
Shake, yes and no. In theory yes because we both want another boy…but he doesn’t want to go through all the extra stuff to guarantee it will be a boy. He said that’s too extra, we’ll just
and if it’s a boy great, we’re done. If it’s a girl we give it one more try. I’m like 
THAT’S extra because I do not want two more children and I sure as hell don’t want to be pregnant twice. I’m like DUDE I’m 35, you’re 36. We’re too old for all that, I don’t want to be the geriatric parent at the high school and college graduations. We shall see how I feel, and if I can change his mind about “family balancing.”
@Gellz .. I thought they said the Mirena is supposed to eventually make them go away/get lighter not get heavier
but if that is your real picture..
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nice pic
…that mofo (the pic) old as hail though! Bren stole that off somebody granny facebook! 
dat nigga! 
I’m so happy to see you!!!! :crying1:
Do it for the Blog…I ain’t gone do it.. Do it for the blog…I ain’t gone do it
*rocking back and fo*
most wives would be offended but hubby bought me a new ice cream maker a few years back.
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WHy would they be offended? If you want an ice cream maker and he gets it.. Its not like its a new toilet.
Although that would make plenty of us happy. But that commode for everybody? 
A lot of women dont mind domestic centered gifts BUT I think the mixup happens when you get that type of gift on a personal occasion.
You dont give a mom a vacuum for her bday unless specifically asked.
My dumb ass so nasty and so rood BF gave her old man a vacuum for valentines. He complained to me. I felt soooo bad.
c’mon yall… **snorting**…dial it back…jus a lil bit…
IF it is Sandra, play along…
yall are stoopid!!!
If you don’t get your school pic ass outta here with that chit. You know what I’m being trolled. White font
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Bruh :crying1: She a nontraditional student? Majoring in butter churning at ICDC? Class of 1947 scheduled to graduate in 2019? Got a certificate of completion in clothes well washing that Karlie Redd taught?
Yall muthaphuckas is a TRIP!
Kim K. or Grace Gealy post go up and yall muthaphuckas will let me sit there like a Barack Obama nomination to Congress.
But Sandra post this blasphemy and THREE of yall emailin me talkin bout Sandra got my boo up, and Sandra got something I would like and Sandra got a morning glory (which she basically don’t do anymore).
PHUCK YALL!
whitty hutton says:
Sandra! why is that big rusty nigga layin up there with a blonde wig on?
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I bet Bruce Jenner pulled out this shims pic from the magazine, tacked it to the wall & gazes at it like
Do it for the Blog…I ain’t gone do it.. Do it for the blog…I ain’t gone do it
*rocking back and fo*
**chimes in with bama** 
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Non hormonal IUD
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I think this is next for me. My body did not like Mirena.. it worked funny enough, BUT all the side effects were terrible. Im just feeling back *right*.
most wives would be offended but hubby bought me a new ice cream maker a few years back.
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I got my Crock Pot for Christmas one year; cause EYE wanted it.
He got a griddle one year, cause EYE like his pancakes. No offence Grandma Moses.
He tap you on your shoulder and you roll over?
You brush his hair and ti his doo rag too
that mofo (the pic) old as hail though! Bren stole that off somebody granny facebook!
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But Nann. That pic been here before?!!? I rem seeing it maybe two years ago?!?!
…Majoring in butter churning at ICDC? Class of 1947 scheduled to graduate in 2019? Got a certificate of completion in clothes well washing…
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…can’t…breathe…HELP!!
yall muthaphuckas will let me sit there like a Barack Obama nomination to Congress.
this nigga!
I’m dying!
But Sandra post this blasphemy and THREE of yall emailin me talkin bout Sandra got my boo up
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I
:crying1: the first few comments :crying1:
why y’all do lavern like that?
Wait
I need to ask about a non-hormonal? Insurance pay for that??? They paying for my Mirena 
And is the non-hormonal why it doesn’t lighten ‘em up?
And what were the side effects?? I got till May ….. help me
I am
ass @Nancy
I thought Sandra couldn’t do the edu-macation on the earlier post because she had to keep up with her posts today? She change her mind?
Grandma Moses.
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Play too much.
GellySammich says:
me, and JL ova OTB)
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Tell ’em PB&J :fistbump: no need to argue/fight. I already won
TAKE nah she majored in photography via smoke coming out when the flash is used. POOF
You brush his hair and tie his doo rag too
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But Nann. That pic been here before?!!? I rem seeing it maybe two years ago?!?!
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forgive me lady…
:wails: to all of you
PHUCK YALL!
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Dem ur peeps. You be txtn with em and erythang.
@MOD,
I’m sure DF will consider your point of view when it’s all said and done. Does your body have that post-natal snapback or nah?
yall muthaphuckas will let me sit there like a Barack Obama nomination to Congress.
But Sandra post this blasphemy and THREE of yall emailin me talkin bout Sandra got my boo up
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Simple person says:
in connection to someone saying that they were clothes shopping and how expensive it is, I LOVE sewing by hand and I make all my 40s-50s style swing dresses that way which is MUCH cheaper than buying them already made, but the 40s style wiggle dresses I do actually purchase them because the style is a bit more complicated than be wanting to deal with.
sewing, cooking (especially from scratch like I do) and even cleaning in a lot of households as fallen to the wayside. I have material for 3 matching jackets with culottes but haven’t felt like sewing anything since I did the last swing dress. I think ill go make some donut shaped brownies later.
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Simple is perched up in that gravi..lookin like Squeak from the Color Purple.
“I’z fixin ta go sang wit Miss Shug”
Now that was funny MAN. BO nomination at Congress
US short people is funny tuhday 
all love
Its not like its a new toilet.
Although that would make plenty of us happy. But that commode for everybody? 
A lot of women dont mind domestic centered gifts BUT I think the mixup happens when you get that type of gift on a personal occasion.
You dont give a mom a vacuum for her bday unless specifically asked.
My dumb ass so nasty and so rood BF gave her old man a vacuum for valentines. He complained to me. I felt soooo bad.
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uhm, if I was him I woulda been HIGHLY offended. for VALENTINES DAY!!! I bet his dack shriveled up and didn’t “work” for a good week or so after that.
I got my Crock Pot for Christmas one year; cause EYE wanted it.
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chile Mister ordered me that turkey fryer offa hsn after i BAKED him a bearded turkey our first thanksgiving together
I couldve sworn @Nann.. I have laughed I mean noticed it a long while ago. Im doing the e.d.u. nii!
Simple in class like
I don’t know the answer teacher boss
beat when Mr. Simple find out you gone????? 
Teacher: Gal I said if Susie Mae hitches her horse and goes into town to buy feed, milk and yarn at 6 am and the general store is located four ticks up the road and 8 ticks yonder of the Johnson farm how long will it take fo you to get yo
WHANG
That pic been here before?!!? I rem seeing it maybe two years ago?!?!
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yep! seen it before too. that’s why I think it’s Sandra Rose havin a little fun with us.
I bet Bruce Jenner pulled out this shims pic from the magazine, tacked it to the wall & gazes at it like
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you said Bruce love him some BBD too?
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is this Bren???!!! ?
ubishu! ? ? ?
+
Amish Mafia
*******
Squeak from the Color Purple.
“I’z fixin ta go sang wit Miss Shug”
………………….
My name not Squeak, it’s Mary Agnes. Mary What? Mary Agnes. Mary who gives a damn
PHUCK YALL!
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Dem ur peeps. You be txtn with em and erythang.
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Just ridiculous!
…but then you be wondering why you single and lonely and chit. GOD DON’T LIKE UGLY!
Simple is perched up in that gravi..lookin like Squeak from the Color Purple.
“I’z fixin ta go sang wit Miss Shug”
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**wheezing**
Well shucks @Nann.
Maybe it ill. 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Yall muthaphuckas is a TRIP!
Kim K. or Grace Gealy post go up and yall muthaphuckas will let me sit there like a Barack Obama nomination to Congress.
But Sandra post this blasphemy and THREE of yall emailin me talkin bout Sandra got my boo up, and Sandra got something I would like and Sandra got a morning glory (which she basically don’t do anymore).
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EYE cackled! Might’ve laid an egg or two
chile Mister ordered me that turkey fryer offa hsn after i BAKED him a bearded turkey our first thanksgiving together
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I kept saying I wish I had one of those slow cookers so I can XYZ
Had to say that chit from Halloween on! I got it though
and THREE of yall emailin me talkin bout Sandra got my boo up
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dem YO’ e-frens
sewing, cooking (especially from scratch like I do) and even cleaning in a lot of households as fallen to the wayside. I have material for 3 matching jackets with culottes but haven’t felt like sewing anything since I did the last swing dress. I think ill go make some donut shaped brownies later.
^^^^
What in the Home Economics HAIL?
Majoring in butter churning at ICDC? Class of 1947 scheduled to graduate in 2019? Got a certificate of completion in clothes well washing that Karlie Redd taught?
******
Real tears
@WHITTY
“My dumb ass so nasty and so rood BF gave her old man a vacuum for valentines. He complained to me. I felt soooo bad.
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uhm, if I was him I woulda been HIGHLY offended. for VALENTINES DAY!!! I bet his dack shriveled up and didn’t “work” for a good week or so after that. ”
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Used his mouf as a vacuum cleaner on her azz and came back home like nothing happened.
:crying1: I think that picture been up mannie times before come to think of it. So
you have a really calm smile. Soothing. Bygones….
Unshakable says:
@MOD,
I’m sure DF will consider your point of view when it’s all said and done. Does your body have that post-natal snapback or nah?
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In general nah..but it will IF I get pregnant again. You know how damn hard I worked for this body? I refuse to not be fabulous and back in action in 4 months max IF I have another baby…I need to stop being in denial. One way or another if I can get pregnant I’m going to end up pregnant sometime in the next 12 months
Who remembers The Secret World of Alex Mack???
uhm, if I was him I woulda been HIGHLY offended. for VALENTINES DAY!!! I bet his dack shriveled up and didn’t “work” for a good week or so after that.
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Me and him work together..he spent an hour at my desk like “I know your friend didnt
” Whole time in my head I was like yes I bet she did 
. My friend is a bonafied bitch. Always have been. 
I dont know how he do it. I love her to death but I aint gotta live with her nahmean 
Take IDK about the insurance part but I don’t see why not. I didn’t have to pay because my family is the whole damn doc office and they had one I could have. Only side effect I know is the increased flow and that’s with like 20% of users. I’m just one of the lucky few.
That pic been here before?!!? I rem seeing it maybe two years ago?!?!
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yep! seen it before too. that’s why I think it’s Sandra Rose havin a little fun with us.
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I was kinda with you until the errors that dont seem forced.. prolly another poster.. just changed that name.
If Laverne really wanna be a girl, why don’t he cut his peen off? He must like to plow..
Hola peeps!
I straight up fell asleep for a good 7 minutes
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but think about it Nef
WHO would pick that name and then proceed to font with such heartfelt and backwards arse conviction and earnestness? I’m with Harlem on this one… we being trolled. *crosses arms and plants feet* 
harley_quinn says:
My name not Squeak, it’s Mary Agnes. Mary What? Mary Agnes. Mary who gives a damn
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Karlie Redd (born April 15, 1927 in New York, NY) is an octogenarian Trinidadian sandwich artist, dancer, model and silent film actress. She started her career at the age of 12, working as a cigarette girl in Harlem’s famed Cotton Club. She was rumored to have been romantically involved with Cab Calloway and later, Duke Ellington, supposedly in an effort to get her singing career started. By the age of 16, she had made dozens of appearances as a model, in radio commercials and films.
Used his mouf as a vacuum cleaner on her azz and came back home like nothing happened.
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ur absolutely right. yall can be ready to strangle a bytch and will still fukk. it might be a little “rougher” than usual but yall NEVER turn down sex.
I thought Sandra couldn’t do the edu-macation on the earlier post because she had to keep up with her posts today? She change her mind?
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Sandra doing like some of do for our b-days. she celebrating april fool all month long. she got us!
I had the non hormonal IUD for 10 years. Had it removed earlier this year & one arm was embedded. Had to have surgery
but I was unpregnant for them 10 years 
And what were the side effects??
The mood tho. Thats what did it for me. Took me years to figure it out.
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All the terrible ones like Depo.. weight, acne, hair growth changes
I’ve seen Simp’s pic before too. Just don’t remember the name associated with it.
I remember it for it’s 1987 K-Mart-ish essence.
Listen y’all. I just got the Samsung Gear Fit watch (had a fitbit before) Fell asleep last night with it on for the first time…this watch scared the hell out of me this morning when my phone alarm went off and this shiat started vibrating on my arm. I almost beat my damn hand off
so glad the hubby was already downstairs…I was so shame
Harlem :crying1:
Teacher: If Zebadiah marry Bessie and she give him 14 chirren, 6 boys 8 girls and how mannie combinations of them can marry without being gay? Cause that’s wrong.. the gay part..dat part…
@neffe
I agree with @man…he prolly knockin off another of her friends on the side as “revenge”.
EYE
finity yeen know? 
says:
If Laverne really wanna be a girl, why don’t he cut his peen off? He must like to plow..
hey Fay!!!! shole do like to plow…he aint nuffin but a nig in a dress…. He like to 
& catch a nutt like all the other men outchea 
Hola peeps!
^^
Yes. @Simplicity’s gravi is very 1979 Olan Mills’ish. ALMOST…Polaroid in nature
*correction
The arm broke off during removal. Glad that’s over
I felt this could be really powerful for the communities that I represent. Black women are not often told that we’re beautiful unless we align with certain standards.
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:stop:
WE????
if the rooster holla what time it
******
*unplugs your keyboard*
Whitty, Being angry has 0 effect on the function of the dyck. He prolly went out and put it to use on some other broad tho!
Used his mouf as a vacuum cleaner on her azz and came back home like nothing happened.
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LMFAO.
He hen pecked then a bitch, Bruh! I love my girl and I told her I TOLD him, “she tried you! Aint you gonna do something?!?!”
She was like: TUH! What he gone do. :eyeroll:
Simple Person would HATE her.
He cant do nothing but leave; she been gone.
so basically all the reason I did want depo or pills i still get them with IUD. I blame Eve
TAKE nah she majored in photography via smoke coming out when the flash is used. POOF
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you said she was the clerk at Ritz camera when they printed up the sepia wanted posters for Jessie James and Billie the Kid?
Polaroid in nature
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I was kinda with you until the errors that dont seem forced.. prolly another poster.. just changed that name.
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I’m sticking with Sandra Maeleen Rose. think about it…she can’t “play” with us the same way if she comes out all pank box n shyt. simpleton is the perfect alias cuz she knows yall are gonna ctfu.
Fay! *tackle*
Teacher: If Zebadiah marry Bessie and she give him 14 chirren, 6 boys 8 girls and how mannie combinations of them can marry without being gay?
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:crying1: real tears!!
I have laughed I mean noticed it a long while ago. Im doing the e.d.u. nii!
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you said she was the clerk at Ritz camera when they printed up the sepia wanted posters for Jessie James and Billie the Kid?
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She used to be mad cause all the picture smoke kept messing up her smocks?
Many
exactly! Bc otherwise he’d have cut that thang off with the quickness. 
ain’t nobody crazy hell 
Lmao at KDubb! Olan millish?!
Nancy Drew Wears Prada
…that’s all. 
says:
TAKE nah she majored in photography via smoke coming out when the flash is used. POOF
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you said she was the clerk at Ritz camera when they printed up the sepia wanted posters for Jessie James and Billie the Kid?
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Karlie Redd (born April 15, 1927 in New York, NY) is an octogenarian Trinidadian sandwich artist, dancer, model and silent film actress. She started her career at the age of 12, working as a cigarette girl in Harlem’s famed Cotton Club. She was rumored to have been romantically involved with Cab Calloway and later, Duke Ellington, supposedly in an effort to get her singing career started. By the age of 16, she had made dozens of appearances as a model, in radio commercials and films.
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That’s why you go non hormonal Taken!
Nancy Drew Wears Prada
…that’s all. 
says:
you said she was the clerk at Ritz camera when they printed up the sepia wanted posters for Jessie James and Billie the Kid?
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SCREAMIN
Taken would your husband consider a vasectomy? Makes it way easier for you.
Gelly!!
what’s hannin luv? 
I Google imaged that Olan Mills pic and it’s only been around and commenting since Feb. But this was one for the first comments –
although I was born and live in the usa, I actually own a small cottage in a rural area behind ocho rios. not many people have running water in their “homes” and they wash their clothes and sometimes bathe in the local creek. not me however, as my small concrete cottage is fully Americanized and not only do I have running water, I also have HOT water as well. I had to bust out laughing when another poster stated her relatives stole her used VS undies lol. there have been numerous times when I would put my trash out on the road doe the trash man to pick it up but not before all the neighbors had rummaged through it and took what they wanted. apparently the stuff I considered to be trash had a very high value to them; especially shoes. a lot of people came into contact there had worn their shoes for so long that they soles of the shoes had holes in them; did they throw them away? of course not! they put cardboard in the bottom of those shoes and keep walking!
but think about it Nef WHO would pick that name and then proceed to font with such heartfelt and backwards arse conviction and earnestness? I’m with Harlem on this one… we being trolled. *crosses arms and plants feet*
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Oh we def being trolled.
Simply prolly had to PEEL that pic out of an old arse photo album. THEN take a SEPERATE pic of it..cuz it was to fragile to scan. It prolly disintegrated when fresh air hit it.
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* Dolphins laughs* The edges a lil yellow and brown?? Steamed it to make it ease up off a lil bit first :crying1: DIS MY PICTURE
@Simpleton said the 40’s style tho.
@Simply Fashion….your prom got canceled cause all the guys was gone to fight the war? WHAT MY Gram said happened to them tho.
and it’s only been around and commenting since Feb.
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So basically she really is Little House on the Praire.
Yall remember the book Little Women? Classic character from there
Bygones….
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:crying1:
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
* Dolphins laughs* The edges a lil yellow and brown?? Steamed it to make it ease up off a lil bit first :crying1: DIS MY PICTURE
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UBISHUUUUUUUUU
how mannie combinations of them can marry without being gay? Cause that’s wrong.. the gay part..dat part
my backward ass state. If you cousins you can marry…but if you gay :stop: that’s wrong what the heck??
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I straight up fell asleep for a good 7 minutes
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(yeen got nothing on Keya though
Taken would your husband consider a vasectomy? Makes it way easier for you.
he afraid of needles 
Then i told you out the blue he asked for another son last week. FOH what I look like a puppy factory 
Nah for real i think he just got a little nostalgic like i get all the time knowing everything the boy does these are the last firsts…. before we always knew it would happen again. Now he sees him and wants another one 
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I been working on it
Who sed Simple went to her prom with Fredrick Douglas?
Y’all aint chit.
#team vasectomy
All I said was I have held it down for 10 years. If u wanna keep getting this gushy u need to make that appt. He is now vasected
eff that
your prom got canceled cause all the guys was gone to fight the war?
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And then here come Dubb
so basically all the reason I did want depo or pills i still get them with IUD. I blame Eve
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who the fugg asked her to drag out Karli Redd’s wiki facts?
So basically she really is Little House on the Praire.
Yall remember the book Little Women? Classic character from there
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Little Women?
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Karlie Redd (born April 15, 1927 in New York, NY)
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:crying1: :crying1: :crying1:
fugg you Dub!!!!! CRINE. 
so she just had a birthday?
HE’LL BE BACK! NFL announces Adrian Peterson will be reinstated Friday
Adrian Peterson had to convince the NFL to reinstate him and now the Vikings have to convince Peterson to continue his career in Minnesota.
Sepia wanted papers read like “turn your laptop off and gone on home, Bee..” :crying1:
Sandra, if and when you reveal that simpleton is really you; can I get a LV or similar high end gift for being smaht and solving the Scooby Doo mystery of the day?
**brownnosing**
Dis bish a TLC show
Whale how she on the internet then 
Ain’t that against the AMISH LAW!! I am reporting you to your superiors. Who want to fly to Ochos Rios with me, then drive to the wild, ride a donkey to the compound, take a boat to the huts.. and then wait to speak to the shaman cause women ain’t allowed to speak to men?? 
I cant wait to see what Simple gone say bout yall petty asses later..
Do I have to ask the night crew if I can post after seben??
Oh. 
:eyeroll:
Teacher: If Zebadiah marry Bessie…
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LV or similar high end gift
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This right here..
FOH. 
a TLC show
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Ermahgawd..
YA”LL ON DAMN ONE,!!!!!
@MILIAN :wave: (LIL MILLY’S FUTURE RUCK SACK)
but these comments
She used to be mad cause all the picture smoke kept messing up her smocks?
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(and burning her ford… see?
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On Topic: WHALE I’ll be ah Monkey’s Uncle
Laverne does have pretty big hands. I wish her the best with her plight.
if someone will tell me how to change my picture, I will show you all the last swing dress that I made earlier this year.
I made a navy blue one, a printed pink one and a printed green one, and wear a petticoat underneath them when I wear them as well as a nice hat, matching shoes and purse.
I don’t wear pants or shorts in public because I feel that a female should look like a LADY! you would be surprised how often its impossible to tell which is the male and which is the female when you walk behind a couple because they both are dressed exactly the same! oh wait! yes you can, because the male is the one trying to sneak admiring glances, and the chick is trying to act like she don’t know hes doing it, but didn’t nobody tell her to leave the house dressed like a man!
the picture is of me that I took myself using my computer back in September of 2012 when I was 49, but I still look the very same because I cook from scratch and when I cook its mostly veggies and healthy stuff and I drink a LOT of water, but I still have to have a foot of my colon removed last week; the doctors say it hereditary factors were involved.
I am NOT ms rose, and as someone pointed out, I just became a poster on this site this past February so if you seen my pic before that it had to have been somewhere else
oh and I did make those donut shaped brownies as well as steam mopped both my bathrooms and the kitchen floor. tomorrow I think ill make a batch of salmon croquettes using wild Alaskan salmon because the farm raised has been shown to not be good for people