By Sandra Rose  | 

US Marshal Service

A horny U.S. Marshals Service employee is under investigation for engaging in a sex act with a female on the rooftop of the federal courthouse in Philadelphia.

According to Abc27 News, a resident of a nearby apartment building snapped cell phone photos of the randy pair who were butt naked (except for the female's hooker boots) atop the federal building.

The resident said the pair routinely had sex on the rooftop of the courthouse after hours.

The resident sent the photos to Abc27 News who contacted the authorities fearing a security breach at the courthouse.

Federal investigators determined the male was an employee of the U.S. Marshals Service, who are tasked with keeping the courthouse secure. That employee is now under investigation.

A spokesman for the Marshals Service assured nervous Philadelphians that there was never any security breach and no non-employee, other than the unidentified female, had access to the courthouse roof.

Remember I told you that if your man is going to cheat it will probably be with a friend or co-worker? In fact, so much cheating goes on in the workplace that a TV show was created around all the videos of horny co-workers who were caught in the act at work. The show was sued off the air by some of the angry cheaters who complained that their privacy was violated.

You have reason to be concerned if your man is eager to get to work every morning. Especially if he just hired a sexy new employee. Any change in his grooming habits should be met with suspicion. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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    • BLACK *I*C*E*

      That lady said I'm tired of seeing booty butt cheeks in the air.

    • 100milesperhour

      Bet he's married too. Single men can wait to get to the hotel room b/c they have nothing but time.

    • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

      Ghost Town on a Friday :( :kona:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      *crying* I guarantee both them fools prolly married.

    • Str8tUpMenace

      They had to know that somebody was gon see them. I'm sure he knows that Big Brother is always watching. LMAO.

    • Str8tUpMenace

      And he looks like he prolly pops them blue pills. He needed to get it in asap. Quick, fast and in a hurry

    • 1/8

      I'm all for getting a sneaky, risky quickie, but please use common sense. D@mn!

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      So, is there a blanket down? Are yall fugging directly on gravel...You picking out rectal pebbles miss.....

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      On the Federal courthouse building though? smdh. DUmmies

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      Yes, dry as hell

    • I want to be free

      Damn. She should feel like trash cause he couldn't even take her to a motel 6. They leave the lights on for you and everything.

    • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

      I'm here?? I usta partake in public fornication?? it was exhilarating?? But now, Chile...Cameras everywhere, plus built into all phones...No sir...I remembers all the fun at the nude beach near UCSB??Those were the days...My last time having White friends? Seeing them naked was sooooooo empowering?? I was like a God amongst peasants?? Then the internet started providing me with lots of free pôrn...Pôrn featuring Black men...Back toooo life, back to reallliT-ok????????

    • 1/8

      Some women have no self-esteem.

    • Canary Red™

      "Any change in his grooming habits should be met with suspicion"

      OK!

      I didn't play that - why all of sudden u need to upgrade ur shirts n slacks. Been wearing the same ones for the last year. Why you ironing, brushing teeth extra hard. And my all time favorite - "I'm getting back in the gym"

      My instant response would be "what's her name"

      Ijs

    • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

      ????

    • I want to be free

      My PSA for today - If you're a Tyrese music fan then his album dropped today

    • Canary Red™

      Ok! I didn't let ish fly. He would try to do that reverse psychology ish talking bout u "insecure". Ok negroe - I'll be insecure today but what's the bish name!!!!!!???

    • Di Ana

      Federal workers can be the worst when it comes to doing crazy things on the job. Yall remember when the Secret Service were hiring hookers in Columbia while they were suppose to be protecting the President.

    • Sincerity7

      Hatin' azz neighbor. Knowing good and darn well it wasn't a breach but just wanted to be the latest bootleg cellphone cameraman.

    • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

      ?? Hillarious? Im still stuck on the gym,,,Ok, what's the bîtch name????? I would be like damn??????My face when I'm suspected of cheating cuzz I'm tired of walking around with what appears to be a pregnancy sympathy belly some expecting fathers get?

    • Canary Red™

      That's what he would say too OMG ??? "I'm trying to get rid of this beer belly"
      Yea whatever negroe!!!!

    • DYmondgurl

      They was gettin they sun tan and FREAK on!

    • SunRiseBlossom

      Lawd... is sex really this serious... Losing your job, your family, the respect from your children and community?!!! I mean really!!!

    • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

      Hey honey bunch :hug: Thought you'd be out with Point/Lorenzo lol

    • OvertheMississippi

      It might have been her idea.

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      Just wow .....

    • EasyBreezy

      Sadly, it is that serious! A man I know took the risk of bringing a side-chick to his marital home because he's cheap. H.A.Mess!

    • Scorpio

      Has everyone gone plum mad?

    • 1/8

      You're right. When a man's routine suddenly changes, there is something going on.

      I dated a guy for five years. Up until the 4th year and 6th month, he was constantly by my side... picking me up from work, going to the movies, whatever.

      All of a sudden, I was being stood up and lied to. All of a sudden, I wasn't a priority.

      Her name was Michelle Garcia and the mofo had introduced me to her as his "friend."

      When I put two and two together and got 69, I called Ms. Garcia and explained that her man, was my man first and unless she had a strap-on, she would never be able to satisfy ALL his needs.

      Chile, my phone rang off the hook that night! ?

    • Femme404

      So you let a man take you on top of a roof to have sex? He cared nothing about the compromising of her virtue, dignity..but hey if she doesn't why should he right?

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      A breach? Maybe she thought it was ISIS drilling through the ceiling? She had to watch for them every night to see if they were going to be there? Couldn't stop watching, yet found it utterly disgusting. Change the channel. If she watched that much she had to knew what he looked like. I would've slipped him his own pics. Hey, I can see your boody.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      I mean not even a blanket tho?...They are like 5 dollars?!?!

    • Femme404

      Messy ass. You didn't do that to help her, you did it to hurt her.

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Thrill seekers.

    • VDot

      *scratches head* Let me clarify a few things. You may not know, but I ask questions. They say all the smart people do....

      Are you male? Homosex? Your man was cheating on you with a woman? A top since Ms. Garcia would need a strap on to please your man?

    • nucynu25

      Fukin dead..

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      No amt of thrills... me fugging out in the heat on gravel....I need A/C, cushion, a blanket, SNACKs something...I mean I just CAINT be showing my glory in mediocre conditions.

    • Femme404

      My ass. They weren't thrill seeking. He wanted some ass, whether it be in a broom closet or on a roof he was going to get it. No respect.

    • Femme404

      Yes.

    • 1/8

      I'm a gay man and a top. My ex was apparently bisexual.

    • 1/8

      I never said I was trying to help her. Her feelings were the least of my concerns.

    • Femme404

      Why? Had she done something to you?

    • SunRiseBlossom

      WHAT?!!!!!! He was requesting an early expiration date!!!

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      I hope yall both were tested after he did all that. smdh. Just nasty.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      LOL..I would have done the same thing..That was my man and he cheated on me with you...you going to know...she needs to know what kind a man shes with also.

    • SunRiseBlossom

      Hey... In this day and time... Money "talks" & B.S. "walks" as the older generation says! He keeping her pockets fat. I HOPE!!! b/c if that heffa doing that for free she is STUPID!!! Lol... ( I am not by any means condoning her actions)

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      I see no problems. 5 years?!? Yea Ms. Gracia let me talk to you for a sec.

    • Michelle

      She is a worker. She dont give a fk. She trying to get her coin and get out.

    • Full Monty

      Please it not just men women cheat just as much if not more.

    • 1/8

      She was sleeping with my boyfriend. She had my home phone number and often called my house, under the guise of being his friend.

      Since my boyfriend was a liar and she may have been equally dishonest, I decided to flip the lights on and put all the cards on the table.

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      Wait a minute? Were you the one I was talking to about how even kids born out of wedlock need child support as well, and you were saying if the people were not married then too bad for the kids? ANd your gay? and a man? Ohhh Ok. I understand now. I thought you were a woman, but your not. Got it.

    • Femme404

      You're a woman. You're letting her know for a different reason...a good reason. He was just being mean.

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      Did she know yall were together?

    • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

      Great ! Idiot. -_-

    • Felicia Smith

      you big dummy

    • Femme404

      I see.

    • Felicia Ward

      Listen, I saw this headline and said "please don't let it be Philly. Puh-lease don't let it be Philly". Yet...(le sigh)

    • Femme404

      I have some questions....how old were you the first time you had anal sex with a man?

    • Canary Red™

      Rotten!

      I bet ur phone did baby she needed answers!!!! ??

      See that's were they dumb butts screw up is changing that routine!! When will they learn!!!

    • 1/8

      My ex told me she was his friend. He told me he was in the closet, but she was the only person who knew he was gay.

      The man practically lived with me and she often called my house to speak with him.

      In the end, I have no idea what my boyfriend told her about me, but I gave him every opportunity to come clean. When he refused to man up, I picked up the phone and called her.

      I was very polite with her, until she called me a f@99ot... then my claws came out!

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      I understand everyone isn't a freak or even freaky. So everyone is having plain ole missionary in the bedroom? There's no adventure at all? Just the same stuff everyweek the same way in the same location? I don't buy that. Where's @Wut?

    • That’s Interesting

      How embarrassing.

    • Datsmdubya2u2

      Our tax dollars in action....smh

    • 1/8

      Thank you!

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      Well, she did not have to call you out of your name. If anything she should of been mad at him not you. He was the one telling all the lies. SMH. And really, I would have wanted to know.

    • Chellie141508

      My thoughts exactly

    • 1/8

      My sex and sexual orientation have nothing to do with my views on child support. My opinions are based on logic.

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      Just my answers: (in the order they were asked) NO. YES. NO. Thank you. lol Let's be real, no one wants to keep having the same place, same position sex. Thats gets stale real quick. Would I have been on top of a goverment building? No.

    • AQUEEN

      Sandra you make me so nervous about dating anyone...you got to check their work place and different habits it's just exhausting....to maintain a relationship ?

    • I want to be free

      No not the same way same place all the time but come on now. On the roof of a gravel laced FEDERAL building?

    • 1/8

      I have always practiced safe-sex and monogamy, even if my partner did not.

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      You have chick nor child. You have never been a parent who had to go to court to make someone pay for a life they helped to create. MArried or not. No shade, but your logic on that sucks. You want to spite the child because the parents were never married.

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      I'm pretty sure she wanted some too LOL

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      But what if she did not? Thats why I am saying it. Not because of you. He put you in a bad position.

    • Canary Red™

      ????

    • Chellie141508

      Well in the case of a dl brother I would have thanked you..if the call came from another woman maybe not..but I have never and will never get into an altercation or shout match with a woman over a man idc how much I love him or even if he is my husband..ijs..my issue will always be with him and only him..

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Well, I agree, however, it had to be a thrill for them. Wasn't it? I wouldn't put on a glider suit with a camera on my head and jump off a cliff, but many do it.

    • I want to be free

      Off topic - RIP Ken Stabler. One of the best to wear the silver and black.

    • Letmecommentbeforeicant

      They're getting it in on a hot and dirty roof. They must not be in one of these hell like states…the roof would give us burn marks EVERYWHERE.

    • 1/8

      He kept calling to apologize. He kept leaving love songs on my answering machine.

      She kept calling saying she wanted to talk, because she did not know we were dating.

      The next day, I changed the locks on my apartment and had my number changed.

      I loved him with all my heart, but I can't stay with someone I can't trust.

      A few weeks after we broke up, he started sleeping outside my apartment in his SUV!

    • Chellie141508

      Now that is the ultimate in disrespect I could see myself catching a case behind that ish..that is why they have that crime of passion defense..I once worked with a girl that went to her side piece marital bed every chance she got ..when she told me that I lost all respect for her..the headbanger was she had a good man, good provider didn't want for anything at home..and he even married her..

    • Femme404

      You still don't allow yourself to be degraded. It is completely undignified for a woman to allow herself to be screwed on top of a building, not to mention the hot gravel.

      Lol, Unita I know you're building a case for my self-righteousness and I'll take the L on this one. Yes women are high-functioning, high capacity human beings who have the right to decide when and where they have sex. But my concern lies with the inevitable incomprehensible demoralization. Because no matter what she says, when she's alone and when she goes to sleep at night..its there. Dignity has to be maintained at all cost. This goes for men also.

    • 1/8

      You're right. He potentially put me in a bad situation, but I always practice safe sex - even with him.

    • Chellie141508

      You just answered yourself..why should he..lol

    • Femme404

      This.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Calling the HOUSE?!?! Nope. Ms. Gracia, let's meet down this ally....

    • Felicia Ward

      No it's been hot and humid in Philly-when it hasn't been raining smh

    • 1/8

      So, because I'm gay, my feelings don't count?

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      @disqus_AAKd87fAcm:disqus I'm finally back!! What ya'll been talking about?

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      A f@GG0t??!? HEHL NAW...UH Ms. Garcia come catch all of there Ls...

    • Femme404

      I didn't know when I wrote that, she knew about you guys.

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      So where is everyone having risky, sneaky sex since they are having it on a rooftop? I have been here long enough to know sone of you have LIVED HUNNI. LIVED.

    • Femme404

      Sex.

    • ShelbyMoore

      Well, at least she won't end up with bed bugs, lice, mites, fleas and all that shat that the heaux (ladies of the night) are leaving behind at Motel 6. I think she made out pretty good...just a couple rocks/gravel to the back.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      BAY-BE?!?! Ninja who aint ish always wanna come back when caught...Naw keep your community DECK with Ben&Jerry.

    • Chellie141508

      Lol soap box much..( no disrespect) if she cared about her self respect as much a you do he wouldn't had gotten some azz that day..at he end of th day we are only responsible for our own personal behavior and anyone that is left in your charge to nurture and guide into adult hood..and even then personal accountability come into play..don't get bent out of shape about others decisions..it's too exhausting..

    • 1/8

      I had no clue He was bisexual. If I had known, I would have NEVER f@$ked with him.

      I don't mess with married men, bisexuals or already attached men.

    • ShelbyMoore

      Men are complete idiots. They don't know that women see everything?

    • Femme404

      Who said I was bent out of shape? Just quick with the qwerty. That is all.

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      Girl for a little bit it was a little dry...but it picked back up. In this post, we are talking about roof of a goverment building sex. you with it or naw? And down yonder in this post, 100 said his dude was a cheater and he called the chick he was cheating with.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Well I'm glad I'm back then. LOL

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      I love you too Femme. But why is she undignified because it's on the roof? Outside is taboo? What about in the bathroom for a quickie? The bedroom is the only place that is risky?

    • Femme404

      Naw...naw...it's going down hill quickly...

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      If we on some exhibitionist ish then maybe once, but if you just the side piece and this is where he takes you for a free lay HELL NAW. I mean they couldn't even go into the men's bathroom?

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      lol Right

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Call me boring and bougie but I caint fugging on a graveled rooftop...I CAN NOT stress enough...its like screwing on a movie theater flo....Now a rooftop cabana and garden YES.

    • 1/8

      LMAO! Speak! ?????

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Main giveaway new drawers. Dudes will wear the same crusty tore up waist band barely hanging on drawers once they get used to you but will buy some new ones for some new new.

    • Hmmm~?

      .... that's a really personal and messy thing to ask. I know you probably didn't mean nothin by it, but please. Don't ask people questions like that unless you hella fresh with them.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      YES...You wore the SAME Scooby-doo holey draws..NOW you need a NEW pack..Im cutting holes where the balls are in all of those new jumpoffs.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Cause baby!!! When you find some ish out like that THE very LAST thing you care about is her feelings.. Specially since he had the nerve to bring her azz around you..

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      I agree with dignity, however, I believe you have to be comfortable in your own sexuality. If I decide to have sex on the hood of my vette out of plain sight, on the beach at midnight, in the hot tub, or where ever, I don't feel I've demoralized myself.

    • Femme404

      Lol. I love you too. Here's the deal, in full disclosure I may not be the right person to have this particular conversation with. I've been celibate 5 years, and even then I preferred a BBD missionary style. I like to be made love to...so what's taboo for me maybe norm for others(no judgment).

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      FACTS PHUCK YO FEELINGS HO..yes HO..both of ya'll.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      :kona:..... quick with the qwerty....I'm stealing that!!

    • DYmondgurl

      Imma b honest, bisexual ppl scur meh
      how u like boff?
      pick a team...
      u cant do dookie then cootie :no: :barf:

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Maybe they found a pool of rainwater.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Femme, what in the world...lol

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      But I mean...it is not making love when...I mean I AM looking back....?....

    • DYmondgurl

      *giggles* then makes :popcorn:

    • Femme404

      When my ex wore Scooby Doo boxers...I would sing Scooby Doo..."Scooby Dooby Doo....where are you...we've got some WORK to do now....

      LOL...don't judge me. I was twenty one.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      lol

    • MisTaken

      So I guess then I am not supposed to wait around for the answer then.. *blows bangs in frustration*

    • 1/8

      1. In the park, after dark.
      2. On the backseat of a car with tinted windows.
      3. In a quiet, public restroom (I've done it, but I don't recommend it).
      4. Before they put cameras everywhere... in the subway or on the train in the wee hours of the morning.

      True story. I was coming home one night and a CTA bus driver pulled over, turned the lights off, and tried to get me to have sex with him!

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      **slowly scroll down***

    • Femme404

      Missionary is when the woman is underneath the man...

    • Femme404

      Haha!

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      I remember I was dating this dude in HS. first lil boyfriend. My mom was strict so we couldn't go out much had to be home earlier. We had been kicking about 7 mths and I got a call at my house abt leave my man alone.. See I was all of 16 but not raised by fools. He worked right up the street from my house, I pulled up in that damn parking lot they were like bro your girl mad. I said who in de fuq is Monica and why she calling me. he was talking about that was his sister and friend just playin...(disclaimer I was the only girl 3 boys in house..I wasn't a fool.) Took me over to sis house she hee hawin saying yeah that was me. I said oh yeah lol whats my numb.. stumbling and fumbling. I waited cause I'm patient with my ish. This other chick called my phone to this day she my bff and she said you don't know me but I date mike, shaun cousin we need to talk. she said shaun got a girl name monica.. apparently these fools think they can have hs chicks and grown women.. said they take us to the movies and take us home and go chill with the others.. they would swap cars with each other when the chicks was looking for them. I politely called up to that mtg company and said Hello Barbara this is Shirley!!!

    • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

      New Post yall

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      I was waiting too.

    • Femme404

      Lol.

    • 1/8

      Femme404, oftentimes, he would be sleeping next to me when she called. She had to hear me telling him to wake up.

      Why would a man be sleeping at another man's house, if nothing is going on?

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Missionary is traditionally women/man on their back...you including stomach too? Ok will we hurr then ?

    • Femme404

      @Hmmm. He's answered every question I've ever asked him about his sexuality. More importantly, he's a GROWN man who can decide whether or not he wants to answer.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      well if he still WANT to answer....

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      On a movie theatre flo. Hmm. And you know this tad bit of info from, ahem, a friend?

    • Femme404

      I'm confused. I like the man on TOP.

    • 1/8

      I was very calm when I called her, because I assumed he was lying to her, too. But her attitude was very nasty and disrespectful.

      When she called me a f@99ot, I thought she should know I wasn't the one getting served in bed - he was. That shut her @$$ up, real quick!

    • Femme404

      Friends since grade school??

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      That's missionary boo.. These nuts trying that new age sex ish...

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      LOL....Ninjas dumb at an EARLY age.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Nope on all fours is straight fuqn

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Femme...I am referring to hitting it from the back...on MY stomach...smh..lol

    • Femme404

      Right. I thought so! Lol...HELL I looked it up.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      OH...damn..I have been misinformed...and I see no problems.

    • Femme404

      That **** never works for me it always falls out.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Sad part is he was 20-21.. thought he was dealing with someone green behind the ears.. Called me talking about why you call her job.. I said according to my memory her voice is the same one that called my mama house 6mths ago talking about leave her man alone. We even.

    • Femme404

      That chit never works for me, it always falls out.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Girl...This Me-sa-can couple climbed on the flo behind me and got it in for 2.5 sec...I was disgusted.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Uhh you poor baby.

    • Femme404

      Urban myths for 200 hundred Alex!

    • Femme404

      LMAO!

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      LOL...no

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Lol.....No

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Listen I be on my Mr. Like Angela from Why did I get married. I be like it 8 miles from your job you hit traffic it takes 12 mins, if you stop at liquor store I'm factoring in 6 extra... I told that ninja right before we got married.. Don't be so naïve to think I'm to busy to know your habits and routine... Make sure this is what you want cause if crazy come out it's gone be trouble.

    • Femme404

      On your stomach is different than doggy style. I think you can call that love making...

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      my favorite... and smack my azz while you at it..

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Grab my hair...I aint tenda headed

    • Femme404

      I need pallbearers!

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      What's a myth?....bc I ride a mythical creature...for a living

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      You'll be alright. When you do get some, I want you to be free, get you a Beyonce wind machine, climb up there and whip it like a helicopter. Live hunni. Live.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Oh ok...we have here then....

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      I especially like when I aint all the way up tooted and booted. when your torso is laid flat and you just got the booty up and he damn near turning your kidneys around with peen cause he so close to you. cross your ankles to help balance and throw it back at em.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      And nice harness....

    • Femme404

      Not the creature! The position! Doggy style yes...stomach ehhh...

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Put you to sleep like a newborn baby..just leave me there...im good

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Since you asking ppl when they lost their azz virginity...do you ummm touch or you all the way nothing.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      NAH baby...you got that monster..nothing falling out

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Ion even move.... nope just pull the cover up.. I don't need a towel hell lets go to sleep.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      MESSSSSSSS-EEEEYYYY

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Child, wake up the next wondering what happen...

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Oh.

    • Femme404

      I try not to masturbate it makes me feel dirty...but I slip every now and again.

      Now that's some internet honesty fo yo' ass! Whoot! Whoot!

    • Femme404

      Lol...ain't nuh?

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Girl you the real MVP.. My drive so high I blast at least once a day and that's with getting quality peen often.

    • Femme404

      LMAO!

      Ass...you and Whitty.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      DIRTY?!?! OH Femme..The more I know, the more I love...

    • Femme404

      I'm not a virgin. I'm celibate.

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Yaaassss. Come on Whitty. Tell it. Surely you have lived.

    • Femme404

      It's true...

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      I heard you. Like 5 years. Well alright.

    • Femme404

      You coming?

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Dirty? No Miss Femme. No. Say it ain't so. That's yours. You and Miss Kitty should be very well acquainted and in love. No dirt.

    • Canary Red™

      ????

    • Canary Red™

      SPEAK THAT TRUTH!!!!!!

      OMG the new boxers is the DEAD giveaway.

    • Canary Red™

      EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      LMAO

    • 1/8

      That's the reason I stay away from them and if I had known he was playing for both teams, he never would have stood a chance with me.

      Now, I have to admit, on this issue I'm a bit of an anomaly, because a LOT of gay men find the idea of being with a married man, very attractive.

    • Femme404

      Masturbation creates a false sense of intimacy for me. I hate it.

    • Canary Red™

      Damn! That negroe was sprung!

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Got it.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Well **** play in the shower then wash the dirt away

    • Canary Red™

      That NEW NEW ain't no joke. They say a man crave sum strange!

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Yes child...femme needs a little dirty when she finds someone to break the seal.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      But the risk is messing up your home for some garbage.. Bish walls be loose like hoes on back page.

    • 1/8

      I met her on several occasions. One time, we even took her car to get fixed! On the way home from the shop, my boyfriend tried to convince me to have sex in her car. That was my first red flag!

    • Michelle Peele

      A sad day when a man can't very excited about going to work!! Lol

    • https://sandrarose.com SandraRose

      I feel bad for you heterosexual women. Every time you spread your legs it might be a death sentence. I'll pray for you.

    • BLOODBLOOD

      He just wanted to be spontaneous

    • https://sandrarose.com SandraRose

      LOL. At first glance I thought you wrote "These nuts frying."

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      LMAO!!!!!

    • nucynu25

      How could she call u a fag when she was sexing a homo???

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      ummm sir....see nope

    • 1/8

      I have no idea how he explained our relationship to her.

      He is a white Arab and even though I'm black, I look a little racially ambiguous. So, maybe he told her we are relatives.

    • 1/8

      But not sprung enough to remain faithful.

    • 1/8

      I have no idea how long he knew her. He told me he met her through another friend.

    • 1/8

      16. He was 17.

    • DYmondgurl

      Yes my gay fren luh-oves married men! His stories freak me the phuck out ... like men that have wives or gf but still want that strong jaw action AND swear they aint gay! Bruh plz...

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Lol 0-100 real quick

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Cross your ankles you say....note taking

    • 1/8

      I must be a different brand of gay, because there is nothing sexy about a man who lying to his wife and putting her at risk for STDs.

    • DYmondgurl

      U R the best brand of gay IMO

    • 1/8

      I don't know how I missed that question!

      To delve a little deeper, he was my first boyfriend. We dated for three months, before I could even get a kiss.

      When we finally went all the way, it was fantastic, but I wasn't sure I wanted to do it again.

      My religious upbringing was still doing its thing on me. ?

    • 1/8

      Great story! Too funny! ????

    • Femme404

      So since you're a top do like feminine guys?

    • 1/8

      No. I want a man who looks and acts like a man. I am attracted to masculinity.

    • Canary Red™

      Speak!!!!!

    • 1/8

      For a moment, I thought she dropped the phone! LOL

    • Femme404

      So how does that work? What if he asked to do you?

    • Femme404

      Your friend not hers

    • 1/8

      There are a lot of gay men who have mommy issues; so, they think it's cute to sleep with married men, because they are getting one over on the wives.

      But what does it say about your character if you knowingly participate in an act that could potentially hurt someone else?

      If the man ain't free, he ain't for me!

    • Nik

      LMBOOOOO!!!!

    • PiggyBanks2000

      LMAO! Auntie always trying put us on game...hahaha. But see, this what I be telling my husband...I'm not trying to get caught while you trying to live out your fantasies and what not!! Its all fun and games until our behinds wind up on Channel 2... #sipswine

    • 1/8

      No. We met on a talk line! It took us two months to meet face to face.

      We spent our first night together looking through our family photos and talking about our lives.

    • 1/8

      Communication. When gay men are getting to know each other, one of the first things you discuss, is who likes what.

    • Femme404

      So what if you reeeeeeaally liked a guy...he was perfect and that's what he wanted...

    • 1/8

      It's happened before and it's a deal-breaker.

      When I was 16, I tried to bottom, because I wanted to see what it was like. The experience killed my curiosity for good - not my thing.

    • Femme404

      Naaaaw, you gotta get USE to it ahahaha!

    • 1/8

      LMAO! No... no thanks!

    • Femme404

      Make a nigga wanna...

    • Femme404

      Whatever made him think she'd say yes is what's most important...

    • Femme404

      ..."Now I don't whether you gon be cool or come out of the bag on me..but itreallydoesntmakeanydifference...!"

      Anywhoo...

    • smartchickfl

      Dead! She should have thanked you for letting her know what was really up lol

    • smartchickfl

      Tell it!!

    • 1/8

      To this day, I have no idea how my ex explained our relationship to her, because he was always with me.

      You have to consider that this was before everyone had cellphones; so, there were plenty of times when she called my house to speak to him and I had to wake him up to give him the phone... she had to know something was going on.

    • Well.well$well

      ????

    • Enoughsaid2020

      In my Gina voice.What is wrong with him!

    • hottlanta

      Why is it that she lacks self esteem and he doesn't. It is always about the woman and never the man. It takes 2 to tangle.

    • hottlanta

      Your man first, Why are you calling another woman jockeying for position talking about you number 1 when he treated you like you are No. 100. Like that was gonna stop him. I would never let a man that isn't good to me or good for me make him feel like he is king. That action right there made him feel like a king. Last woman that called me looking for her man I told her we just finished having sex, he just wiped and he should be home in 30 minutes and when he kiss her lips she would be kissing mine's. She hung up the telephone and never called me back.

    • stanhope

      Shhhh don't tell anyone....find a 5 star vintage hotel and use the stairwell. All of the old hotels have stairwells that the service crew had to use.

    • stanhope

      and the risk of some toxic stuff in her cooch

    • stanhope

      That wasn't no REAL man just a future RuPaul drag race contestant.

    • stanhope

      as well they should be

    • stanhope

      PREACH!

    • stanhope

      There was an old tune..."Woman to Woman" I think by Shirley Murdock...and the response by Barbara Mason "From his woman to you" that is worth a listen here.

    • stanhope

      She called you that because she KNEW and was pissed that what she was serving was sardines not caviar like you. :-) Sardines goes with beer, caviar with champagne. She'll always be a beer bitch.

    • Meme81

      You did a 'woman to woman' call? But as a man?? That's crazy.

    • Meme81

      It looks like the Cabrini Green projects in the background from Good Times.

    • 1/8

      Yes: "Hello, Barbara. This is Shirley. You don't know me, but I was going through my old man's pockets..."

    • 1/8

      Woman to Woman, one of my favorite songs, is by Shirley Brown. I am also familiar with the response to that song, From His Woman to You.

      However, let me clarify something... I wasn't taking care of him financially. He owned a chain of grocery stores and often came to my house with a sack of money.

      He often tried to buy me expensive gifts... a pair of $600 sunglasses... Gucci watches... and each and every time, I made him take it back.

      I made it abundantly clear that all I ever wanted from him was love and respect.

    • 1/8

      For 4 years and six months, our relationship was perfect. He treated me like a king.

      After his father died, things changed. I thought he was grieving and needed time alone. When the clues started to add up, I confronted him and he lied to me. So, following up on a hunch, I called his "friend" and asked her if she was sleeping with my boyfriend.

      Her response told me everything I needed to know. The next day I changed the locks to my apartment and changed my phone number. You see, I wasn't jockeying for a position, I was hunting for the truth, because I wanted to make an informed decision. Once I knew the score... I bowed out gracefully.

      I loved him to death, but I love myself even more.

      By the way, after I broke it off, he started sleeping outside my apartment in his SUV. Once, he slipped pass my doorman and stood outside my door crying and begging me to let him in. That was the first I had ever heard him cry.

      I almost took him back. Almost.

    • 1/8

      You're right. They share an equal responsibility, but everyone knows most men are pigs. Nothing a man does (sexually) surprises me. However, I expect more from women, because they are usually more rational.

    • Meme81

      LMAO...that's exactly what I thought of...and the 'Clean-Up Woman".

    • 1/8

      Those old school songs ain't no joke! I miss real music.

    • Alisa

      On the roof?? Maybe being out in the open watched was their thing. People should know anytime anyplace your pic can and may be taken. I don't know the exact number but it was shocking when I read in any given day your pic is taken over 100 times?? There really is no privacy anymore. Its scarey

    • misunderstood

      Barebacking on a building hmm. Bet this fool go home to his wife acting normal as hell. Yeah honey skinned my knees chasing bad guys.