The woman who accused NBA legend Michael Jordan of fathering her son had her day in court today.
Pamela Smith was due to go before Judge Bensonetta Tipton Lane at 2 p.m. today. Smith’s attorney, Randy Kessler, is confident that Judge Tipton Lane won’t dismiss the case, per Jordan’s request.
Smith contends that Jordan fathered Grant Pierce Jordan Reynolds during a romantic fling 17 years ago, while Jordan was still married to his first wife, Juanita. But Jordan countered that Smith named her ex-husband as the boy’s father in divorce papers in 2005.
According to Rollingout Magazine (via NoMercyforYourFaves.com):
“Kessler said in a statement to press, “We are honored to have been asked to represent Ms. Smith who has been unable to resolve this matter herself. The vicious statements made in Mr. Jordan’s legal documents will be responded to in her own forthcoming pleadings, but at this time Ms. Smith wants to be clear. Her former husband Mr. Reynolds has not been involved in her child’s life since the divorce in 2005, has never paid support for the child and has shown no interest in the child. The claims by Respondent’s counsel that ‘It is troubling that Smith now inflicts measurable harm upon her son while seeking to deprive her son’s father Reynolds, of the rights and privileges of joint legal custody’ are completely unfounded and meant only to disparage her. Our client feels that Mr. Jordan had numerous opportunities to resolve this matter by having a simple conversation with her. If he claims he is not the father, a simple $300 saliva test could likely resolve the issue instead of further court or public involvement.”
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Effing whores. Not only was she a side bytch she used her ex hubby as a pawn
Trash box.
She’s pretty though
I’m watching this one closely
Say What
Something ain’t right in the bathwater. This Judge Tipton stay in the spotlight. 
Hell i’m surprised MJ was smashing black women while with Juanita’s ass
Gigi
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SO why don’t they just take the test and get it over with!
@But Jordan countered that Smith named her ex-husband as the boy’s father in divorce papers in 2005.
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She is trying to win both ways I see. You can’t take back your groupie whore days just because ex-hubby ain’t knockin no more and Jordan stopped writing them hush money checks.
Everybody moved on and now she mad… 16 YEARS later.
On topic: Hoes will be hoes.
Off Topic:
OTB, dontchew EVEN try it :stop: EYE am the one that said Ice will get a Divorce from that huzzy! 
Now, Pay UP
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but what do DNA say??
depending on what state, it dont eem matta tho. if she was still married when the child was born in VA the hubby whether he’s the daddy or not!
END THE BS TAKE A DAMN TEST, ALL THIS THROWING MUD IS A STALL TACTIC
WHO GIVES A FUG ABOUT THE WHEN, WHAT, WHO & WHERE, MOST OF THE TIME THE FACT REMAINS THEY WAS FUGGIN AND THERE IS A POSSIBILITY-NOW IF HE HIT IT RAW, MAN UP TAKE THE TEST AND SHUT UP!!
IF SHE WAS A LOW DOWN HOE, THAT’S ALL THE MOE REASON YOU ARSE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOUBLE WRAPPED
YOU CANT FEIGN IGNORANT AND PLAY VICTIM, THEN TURN AROUND AND ACT LIKE YOU BRIGHT AND GOT A CLUE ABOUT WHOSE THE DADDY ALL IN THE SAME BREATH
*the hubby is the daddy*
DTTS!
sup ma?
yaw!
Gigi
Just
RIF
Jen-nay!
ERRYBODY
I’ve been following this. Her son is the one that pushed her up to this. Jordans own family has confirmed he been visiting the boy for years. The boy looks like Mike too. That nose.
he look real happy to know that MJ might be his pops. hell i’d be poppin’ my colla too
Fay Fay
Girl I am so so sleepy 
in TX once you write your spouse or another person on the birth certificate, the only way you can get paternity determined is if the other person agrees to it…wonder what NC laws are…was this filed in NC???
Damn! @dtts
he is not leaVing her!
Juanita is somewhere sipping on a strong martini laughing.
Yo OTB I was thinking the same thing, the nose says a lot
But that can be a Gulf Region biological trait
OutsidetheBox says:
I’ve been following this. Her son is the one that pushed her up to this. Jordans own family has confirmed he been visiting the boy for years. The boy looks like Mike too. That nose.
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Werd?
Well…well….well….
He tired of hiding in the shadows. Baby boy said I’m a muddaphuggin JORDAN!
He 16 or something @jenie. Prolly feeling hisself. Teens.
That boy look like Mike’s MAMA.
2013 IS THE PEAK OF THE DECLINE IN MORALS-ANY AND EVERYTHING GOES
Why the son got on that Members Only jacket and got an S-curl though?
that boy looks like Isaiah Thomas
She looks like Jordans type. Jordan getting married soon too so maybe.. lololol
She looks like Jordans type. Jordan getting married soon too so maybe.. lololol
@Fay – Hey Sweetie
I agreeded to share my new jar of Whip with my sweetie, cause he was gonna run out and get some shea.
His other comments will have to be stated offline, but I was in tears. HE A FOOL.
Well, gossip is…….
Juan (Don Juan, IceT’s close friend) added that as part of their prenuptial agreement, Ice-T is entitled to collect on some interesting assets that he gave to Coco prior to their marriage.
“But Ice-T is a real serious player and believe me, he’s been getting his worth out of that female,” Juan added. “I heard something about it, that in the pre-nuptial agreement, he wanted his t*tties and that booty back. He owns that. She’s got to give it back.”
Shocking and bizarre news indeed. Let’s wait and see how this plays out.
He got MJ’s eyes too
this ain’t looking good at all 
That sprite bish ain’t leavin though so…yeah
Yup! @dubb!
Fayla
Yup, the hubby is the daddy
Dumb hoe hustled two steps up and five steps back
#itsherfault
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Well, gossip is…….
Juan (Don Juan, IceT’s close friend) added that as part of their prenuptial agreement, Ice-T is entitled to collect on some interesting assets that he gave to Coco prior to their marriage.
“But Ice-T is a real serious player and believe me, he’s been getting his worth out of that female,” Juan added. “I heard something about it, that in the pre-nuptial agreement, he wanted his t*tties and that booty back. He owns that. She’s got to give it back.”
Shocking and bizarre news indeed. Let’s wait and see how this plays out.
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Wasn’t that ninja a pimp or something on the low
yeah she gone be giving all that back 
wonder what NC laws are…was this filed in NC???
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Here in NC if you are married to a woman and she gives birth to a kid DURING the marriage…you better feed his/her lil azz til they look like you. Yall can be apart for 4 years. But if yall was still LEGALLY wed when that kids was born…
I am still technically married. To be a real bish I oughta go get knocked and send my estranged azzhole a birth certificate and some child support papers
Nope Gigs! They filed for a marriage license just last week!
What does the fact that the ex hubby doesn’t see the boy have to do with the law suit??? She’s the one who named him in the divorce decree and all…..this broads are too much, too much of nothing.
and no doc gonna take it out, her lawyer will just have her pay the cost of the ASSests.
Ahhhhh OTB
and then GA’s face 
Bet’s still on
@Just
lawd he DEAD azz wrong! ROFLL!
Yep my daughter got my last name cause I wasn’t married in Georgia. Said I couldn’t just be giving her no names
why fo come they still MAKE Them??
But if yall was still LEGALLY wed when that kids was born…
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That’s the shizz that Kayne and Dust Puz is going through with Kris Creme.
Gimma ya azz back
<–Ice 
Imma be toomad! Let me start gathering these urban-ges. Lololol
Humphries is the daddy too
Kim is such a dumb broad for getting pregnant by dude while she is still legally married. dummy
@Fay – I was gonna ring you but I couldn’t stop laughing, he was like call Stephen now and let me hear “her” voice.
OutsidetheBox says:
Yep my daughter got my last name cause I wasn’t married in Georgia. Said I couldn’t just be giving her no names
hey love!
RIF, I think it ‘fits her’ perfectly
Hoes, do hoe-type ish
Ahh was that coon discussed this am? Consequence and that “line” he attempting to drop? Man I want some 5 percenta cats to grab him up and beat his teef in his mouth
You’d think folk don’t know how not to get knocked up…..this mess is just too much
Humphries is the daddy too
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He sure the fugg ill. Legally. If Kris Humphries wanted to be an azz and we SEE he is…he can sue them for custody. Just cause he can.
Also in NC too…And this was some real bullshat…married or NOT…if a man signs a birth cert for a kid…and DNA later proves the kid is NOT his…guess what? Your azz STILL gonna pay til that kid is 18.
Thinks Kris agreeded to sign some kind of paper work. Just Crazy…He pressed for anulment. Pleaze next he be saying he was a virgin, first I was on hiz side, now it’s just old.
So I was in East Point and stumbled upon this black owned boutique…it was so nice in there. It was black art, skirts, head wraps, oils, soaps and the cutest graphic tees. I can’t for the life of me go into a black owned small business and browse. I feel so bad afterwards. I saw a t-shirt I wanted and my boy surprised me and got me 2. I did buy 3 oils and a cuff with elephants on it. I will be frequenting that shop regularly. And she was really nice.
Just Looking says:
@Fay – I was gonna ring you but I couldn’t stop laughing, he was like call Stephen now and let me hear “her” voice.
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Just Looking says:
But if yall was still LEGALLY wed when that kids was born…
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That’s the shizz that Kayne and Dust Puz is going through with Kris Creme.
maybe that’s how Ye plan on gettin outta CS
@Kenya, who peeing on rabbits? What I miss?
I want some 5 percenta cats to grab him up and beat his teef in his mouth
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I want ANYBODY to grab him and beat his teef in his mouth.
Them bishes is distracting. Ole Bugs Bunny looking bastid.
And Rasheeda I pay a G a bundle of garbage ass hair behind…lawd Raqi ain’t hip to the dutty bytch game cuz I woulda lit that hair on fire
Bish got money for a bundle n a Chanel but no money for a closure
She look like she smells of sour cream and piss..mixed with Love Spell.
Ms. Blu Rain says:
wth i miss?? rabbits & pee-pee??
also if some states if a woman put your name on the birth certificate and it comes out you ain’t the daddy you may still be responsible for child support. The Chisup program is all fucked up for those doing the right thing.
Bensonetfa got to be one paid biotch… How she keep landing these high profile cases
mike I hope for your bank accounts sake that the baby ain’t yours
LadieLeo says:
@Kenya, who peeing on rabbits? What I miss?
we are >here< ms pretty legs
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
So I was in East Point and stumbled upon this black owned boutique…it was so nice in there. It was black art, skirts, head wraps, oils, soaps and the cutest graphic tees. I can’t for the life of me go into a black owned small business and browse. I feel so bad afterwards. I saw a t-shirt I wanted and my boy surprised me and got me 2. I did buy 3 oils and a cuff with elephants on it. I will be frequenting that shop regularly. And she was really nice.
a nice black folk shop. Don’t let me find some children’s books, raw shea butter that ain’t a million dollars, and some black soap *slams gavel* SOLD!
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I want ANYBODY to grab him and beat his teef in his mouth.
Them bishes is distracting. Ole Bugs Bunny looking bastid.
This NIGGA TEEF ARRIVE BEFORE THE REST OF HIM!
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When he walked in my face was like
Phadrea was talking about peeing on or giving rabbits piss. To verify if one is preggers. Can’t wait to see next week, when Cordell tells his BEARD in so many words he don’t want to be no daddy. He no that little girl don’t know nothing about birthing and keeping no babies.
That boy don’t look like a Jordan to me. He looks like a member of Pretty Ricky
Only $300. that is LESS than a day of golf for MJ.
He is afraid to take the test.
That young man deserves to know if he is/ is not his father!
MJ is messy! He could have taken care of this a long time ago… quietly!
:moonstruckslap: to Fay & Leo, Snap Outta It #mybad *snickers*
Yes @Gelly. I got some oil that smells like I have been rolling in Mangoes butt naked all day. Everywhere I went ppl were saying I smelled good.
She look like she smells of sour cream and piss..mixed with Love Spell.
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Gigi :expelliamus: you don’t need a keyboard any more
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
Ms. Blu Rain says:
do you go to the pet store and get one of those rabbits to pee on
wth i miss?? rabbits & pee-pee??
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Jesus be a toilet!
Just Looking says:
Phadrea was talking about peeing on or giving rabbits piss. To verify if one is preggers. Can’t wait to see next week, when Cordell tells his BEARD in so many words he don’t want to be no daddy. He no that little girl don’t know nothing about birthing and keeping no babies.
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I was a little confused about the rabbit and pee and such cause I don’t watch that show…..Thanks Fay, I try to keep them smooth and moisturized
That young man deserves to know if he is/ is not his father!
Does he?
His mom cheated him outta that though IMB
ION think they can ‘make him’ take the test but IONO
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Yes @Gelly. I got some oil that smells like I have been rolling in Mangoes butt naked all day. Everywhere I went ppl were saying I smelled good.
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Chile put the Plum wine down
Why did I tell these girls I will polish and decorate their fingernails? WHY?????????????? :wails:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
That boy don’t look like a Jordan to me. He looks like a member of Pretty Ricky
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Jesus be a toilet!
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*stank face* I refuse to pee on Jesus
GellySammich says:
She look like she smells of sour cream and piss..mixed with Love Spell.
Gigi’s font.
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Gigi :expelliamus: you don’t need a keyboard any more
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Everytime I read Gigi’s font I feel my life is extended that much more…I
Only in America!
Only on SR!
Jesus be a toilet!
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Uhh my Jesus can not be a toilet.
Also in NC too…And this was some real bullshat…married or NOT…if a man signs a birth cert for a kid…and DNA later proves the kid is NOT his…guess what? Your azz STILL gonna pay til that kid is 18.
MN, too….
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Im sure the momma was ready to let sleeping dogs lie that boy smelled a come up… he a golddigger like his momma and aint missing out on that Jordan inheritance/status. You see how Jeffery and Marcus out here wilding out. You and I know it aint gon be the same but tell that to a a sixteen year old kid. The momma is the dayum dummy though. She missed her meal ticket.
GellySammich says:
Jesus be a toilet!
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*stank face* I refuse to pee on Jesus
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GellySammich says:
Jesus be a toilet!
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*stank face* I refuse to pee on Jesus
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ION think they can ‘make him’ take the test but IONO
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legally they can’t
Jesus make a toilet…how bout that geesh
I’m just checking in to see if y’all are being shait
((on the factory bullhorn))
Yall better :stop: playing around
MsDiva didn’t even know she was gonna font that
Made me forget to
NikkeMinxx
It sounds like some of you really believe this NBA groupie had Jordan’s child? Please… :eyeroll: Give Jordan a little credit for knowing a groupie when he sees one.
NaijaGal says:
ION think they can ‘make him’ take the test but IONO
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legally they can’t
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and I’m thinking since she declared someone else the daddy on a legal document they can’t enter a default judgement against him either. But ion know for sure that ain’t been covered on Judge Judy.
@Blu – Back in the 20’s they use to INJECT a womens urnine in a rabbit if the rabbit died the woman was preggers, however any urine injected the po bunny would die. Blah blah, but that how the saying started.
GellySammich says:
Jesus be a toilet!
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*stank face* I refuse to pee on Jesus
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Sandra Rose says:
It sounds like some of you really believe this NBA groupie had Jordan’s child? Please… Give Jordan a little credit for knowing a groupie when he sees one.
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David and Sampson fell for a lil groupie love and they were better men then Jordan…but who knows
NaijaGal says:
ION think they can ‘make him’ take the test but IONO
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legally they can’t
She can write a book on her hoein
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
LadieLeo says:
@Kenya, who peeing on rabbits? What I miss?
we are >here< ms pretty legs
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The old folk used to do something like making rabbits drink your pee to see if you were pregnant. If the rabbit died you were knocked up. Phaedra said something about it to Porsha on Sunday's episode of RHOA and no one knew what she was talking about.
I personally have heard the phrase "the rabbit died" so I knew but….
Guess I'm old. lol
So was she married to the other fella at time or no?
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My father was already locked up when I arrived so I had my mom’s last name. Fast forward, 25 years and a vacated conviction… that man hadn’t been home 24 hours before he dragged my momma to the registrar to change my last name… I was in MN and am still confused as to which one of them acted a pure arse that day in that office because it is beyond me how they could change my name at 26 and I wasnt NO WHERE around.
Just Looking says:
@Blu – Back in the 20?s they use to INJECT a womens urnine in a rabbit if the rabbit died the woman was preggers, however any urine injected the po bunny would die. Blah blah, but that how the saying started.
What she said!
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Remember Glenn Close put that rabbit boiling on the stove yall
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Remember Glenn Close put that rabbit boiling on the stove yall
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You went all the way left wit it…but yes. Yes I do. I was kinda young when that movie came out. Scared the shat outta me. That and Hand That Rocks The Cradle.
@LadyLeo – YOu been watching The Bible? I like the new verison.
Now yall done messed up the petstore story we were gonna
at next week :rollseyes:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
((on the factory bullhorn))
Yall better playing around
MsDiva didn’t even know she was gonna font that
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It sounds like some of you really believe this NBA groupie had Jordan’s child? Please… Give Jordan a little credit for knowing a groupie when he sees one.
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He gets no credit from me.
He seen one walk into that rest. in Chicago named Juanita. She had “dated” at least 2 OVA Chi athletes BEFORE MJ. Including his teammate Reggie Theus.
@auntSan Ion know if he did or didnt knock this lady up but if he had aimed betwixt the boobies or the back of the throat we wouldn’t be having this conversation…
Remember Glenn Close put that rabbit boiling on the stove yall
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I’m not sure why this made me chuckle. Like full body shake chuckle.
Who peeing on Jesus?
r yall doing in here?
Nakeya_j says:
SO why don’t they just take the test and get it over with!
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Because he’s scared the boy might be his. Just like LeBron won’t submit a DNA test in court for his daddy. He on’t wanna know.
Good Night All
Oh ok. I guess that makes sense. Of course the rabbit would die if you injected urine it.. oh well there goes that theory then…
Jesus be a negative EBT test…
Remember Glenn Close put that rabbit boiling on the stove yall
and nigguhs never learn 
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<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Remember Glenn Close put that rabbit boiling on the stove yall
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How else do you cook rabbit? You gots to boil it so it'll be tenda
*correction* Ept test
@Bird.. I have theory but am interested in someone else’s…. Why dont you think Lebron will take the test for that man? I know you say he dont wnna know but WHY dont he wanna know?
Night Ladiebug
aimed betwixt the boobies or the back of the throat we wouldn’t be having this conversation
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That may have been safe back then, now hoes running to the bathroom and scooping that up and inserting in woohoo.
Just Looking says:
@LadyLeo – YOu been watching The Bible? I like the new verison
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I have it on DVR so I’ll check it out eventually. I think my mom and nem will come over and we’ll watch it together.
Milky says:
Who peeing on Jesus? r yall doing in here?
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*calls up Iyanla for a session* 
can she fix my e-life?
Night ThickyThickVa….
home to make you dinner.
I wanna see The Bible
DTTS… what color are the characters of the Bible series? Is it white Jesus?
#seriousquestion
Nite Leo – Now that’see good family time. I’mma make the kids watch it, after they all come on. Over a two day period.
Mama’s baby, daddy’s maybe…What a role model for her son…Nobody’s perfect, but Ms. Thang should have taken these steps 16 years ago…
Milky that’s YOUR folks making Jesus a toilet
you supposed to CALL on him… not..
nevermind… too far huh
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I wanna see The Bible
Has pumpkins mama checked in today
They on facebook talm bout she was arrested at Kroger using counterfeit wic vouchers? Im worried bout my friend 
GellySammich says:
Milky that’s YOUR folks making Jesus a toilet you supposed to CALL on him… not..
nevermind… too far huh
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you ain’t right
I hatechu Gellysammich!!!!
@DTTS – Missed the first night, it’s on You Tube. The first couple of nights the entire first couple of episodes.
Didn’t realize that Roma Downey was one of the producers. memba Touched by Angel.
Pilar went on the stand and said Deion uses steroids and he screamed ” Oh God” and stormed out the courtroom. Auntie where was this post
I just delived my son two weeks ago today
Anyway, in Virigina a man has two years from the date a legal separation is filed to contest the paternity of his children born in marriage. After that, he is considered the legal father.
When I was filing out my sons’ birth certificate paperwork, I had to fill out the application for married couples. I didn’t see what the section for single mothers stated but I think you had to have consent to place a man on the birth certificate.
Why dont you think Lebron will take the test for that man? I know you say he dont wnna know but WHY dont he wanna know?
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I am going out on a limb here. I think Gloria has told ‘Bron for years somebody else was his dad…and then this dude comes along…and who wants to think that their mother was a hoe at 15?
you supposed to CALL on him… not..
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not chit on him #helpful
Just Looking says:
Hey baby
Hows tricks? Word on facebook is your doctor got busted trynna bill your gastric bypass as kidney surgery? Is this true 
@NikkeMinxx says:
@Bird.. I have theory but am interested in someone else’s…. Why dont you think Lebron will take the test for that man? I know you say he dont wnna know but WHY dont he wanna know?
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Because he don’t want to acknowledge that nigra that done came out the woodwork after he done got rich and famous. Of course daddy claiming he didn’t know LeBron was his sone until he became a starra and him and moms hit the limelight. He knew he smashed the appropriate number of years ago and some part of his name is part of LeBron’s name. I can’t remember which name, first, middle or last. And LeBron does look like him. Mama know that’s his baby that’s why she named him after the man that she had a one night stand with.
FuturedocDonte says:
Pilar went on the stand and said Deion uses steroids and he screamed ” Oh God” and stormed out the courtroom. Auntie where was this post
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And he and Tracy Edmonds are a couple and have been for some time now!
on facebook talm bout she was arrested at Kroger using counterfeit wic vouchers? Im worried bout my friend
Is this my E-Bestest Friend?
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NaijaGal says:
you supposed to CALL on him… not..
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not chit on him #helpful
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Oh my Jesus…help me please
LUVSAILOR
congrats momma
*I thought Lebron and dude tested and he wasn’t the father*
@NikkeMinxx says:
@Bird.. I have theory but am interested in someone else’s…. Why dont you think Lebron will take the test for that man? I know you say he dont wnna know but WHY dont he wanna know?
Rumor has it ole boy was a grown man lawyer and she was what 14
OR something along those lines….
#aintmyfault
congrats @Luvmysailor
Is this my E-Bestest Friend?
You know it is shuga
Glad to see you doing just fine 
Pilar went on the stand and said Deion uses steroids and he screamed ” Oh God” and stormed out the courtroom. Auntie where was this post
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Deion cried on the stand last week…I don’t know why Pilar keeps dragging this on, you lost…take your baby girl, child support and what was offered in the pre-nup and keep it moving
aaaand here enters Naija
Oh Brendbew
*tickles your fancy* #theotherone
FuturedocDonte says:
Pilar went on the stand and said Deion uses steroids and he screamed ” Oh God” and stormed out the courtroom. Auntie where was this post
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Girl they actin a plum fool up in the courthouse. Miss Tracy Edmonds acting just as foul. Crazy. This ought to be on TV with cameras in the parking lot and errthang.
Hey 5 Alive
It’s true, he was also posing as OB/GYN and was using a camera pen and taking pictures of folks coochie cat and killed himself. My bad, that was your doc.
Tell you what that sucka did do, say I well enough to start working from HOME. SUCKA
Hey 5 Alive
It’s true, he was also posing as OB/GYN and was using a camera pen and taking pictures of folks coochie cat and killed himself. My bad, that was your doc.
Tell you what that sucka did do, say I well enough to start working from HOME. SUCKA
Gelly, IONO maybe tanned folks
Congrats SailorLuv! YYAAAAAY for new babies!!
Rumor has it ole boy was a grown man lawyer and she was what 14 OR something along those lines….
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Yes. That aint a rumor. I think his birthdate, that man law license and his birthdate, and Gloria James bdate can back this up.
@GELLY – why Denise Huxtable get all the fine men though
Just Looking says:
Hey 5 Alive It’s true, he was also posing as OB/GYN and was using a camera pen and taking pictures of folks coochie cat and killed himself. My bad, that was your doc.
^^Naw girl,,,Memba that was me who got arrested with the camera pen photograffin menzes in the gym shower. them white menzes wasnt mad i had them on film, they was mad you could barely see them peckas on film-okay….haters…i got 2 mo yrs of probation fo that ish
Tell you what that sucka did do, say I well enough to start working from HOME. SUCKA
NaijaGal says:
*I thought Lebron and dude tested and he wasn’t the father*
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The daddy say, LeBron claims to have done one of those home DNA tests and said it was negative. The daddy wanted a court supervised test not something that LeBron controlled and he couldn’t even see.
Bye Alive 5 and 7 On your side. I gotta go. I got 1 hour to do 4 hours dominican housework to do, for my beau come home. Plus he said he might climb on me tonight and do his business.
He says I’m so much sexier since bunion removal, and gastiric bypass.
Sailor
Congrats yo!
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Kdub, I think his name is Bryce, and that’s supposedly Bron’s son’s name, or middle name
You can’t help who your mom is Bron or Smith up there
#aintchofault
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Is you on facebook? You know how i can cheat on this bejewled game? My ex is gettin in my ass,,,,and not in a good way-ok…I wanna beat this bish
Plus he said he might climb on me tonight and do his business. He says I’m so much sexier since bunion removal, and gastiric bypass.
oh gotcha, thanks Bird…well I ain’t mad at LeBron, nigguh show up after he’s made it like Shaq’s daddy…nah, move around nigguh
Looking, I heard that Brenden suggested saving and putting them bunions underneath your pillow Tooth Fairy-style
NaijaGal says:
@GELLY – why Denise Huxtable get all the fine men though
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I think that’s your answer punkinbunkin. She’s Denise Huxtable. Now if you asked why Vanessa get the fine ones we have a real question on our hands. #sheannoysme
Gelly, Vanessa seemed like the typical annoying middle child
GELLY – you ain’ thave to do ‘Nessa like that…the only one that annoyed me was Olivia…can’t stand grown ass kids
Yew already know the answer to that :rollseyes:
I like how the Huxables had 2 mulattos and 3 black kids
Awww Naija I liked little Olivia
I like how the Huxables had 2 mulattos and 3 black kids
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*wall slides*
Dr. Huxtable needed a fuggin DNA test since we on topic
DTTS – I always wanted to mush her face…remember the epi where she wanted to sing for the old Aunt “I’m a Woman” if’in you don’t sit your fast tail ass down
ugh she irked me
<—Seent someone get Stomped for calling someone that…
Dr. Huxtable needed a fuggin DNA test since we on topic
Claire and those late night hours at the law firm 
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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY AINT NOBAWDEE TOLD ME THAT IS @CALI JESUS?
we thought you knew
as you can see she’s back to her random ways
Wasn’t it weird that he was in the basement (his office) all the time with women’s legs open all day?
Cool if you are a doctor but, go be with those prego women in an office somewhere. … not here with your wife and kids in the house.
NaijaGal says:
DTTS – I always wanted to mush her face…remember the epi where she wanted to sing for the old Aunt “I’m a Woman” if’in you don’t sit your fast tail ass down ugh she irked me
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I ain’t curr for Vanessa eitha. I liked when Claire was finna get in her arse for seeing that band. What were they called? The Rockers? The Wretched?
I didn’t like that oldest daughter and her slow *ss husband. He was such a punk.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
I didn’t like that oldest daughter and her slow *ss husband. He was such a punk.
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Sondra and Elvin.
That bot looks like Lupe
OH yes them dummies. Sondra and Elvin irked me to no end.
I stopped watching when they brought Olivia on and it became her show. Okay, she’s cute. I get it. I was around Rudy’s age at that time, and at that time she was becoming a beauty and was about to date. I would have like to see more of her and Bud and Stanley (Merlin Santana) cute self! I was done with Olivia and her jumpsuits….ugh!
But, I do love Raven now. She’s a beauty.
I think it was the wretched. She makes me face scrunch though. Old fightin yo sister, drinking game, stupid hair cut, old man loving
I watched me some “Different World” though.
GellySammich says:
I think it was the wretched. She makes me face scrunch though. Old fightin yo sister, drinking game, stupid hair cut, old man loving
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Yes! I hated that high top fade thing she had……..ugh! And when she was with Dabness……..
GellySammich says:
Now if you asked why Vanessa get the fine ones we have a real question on our hands. #sheannoysme
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Don’t hate on Nessa. Her and Ron Johnson been together for years. She made the Hillman visit do what it do.
the dynamic between Bud and Stanley was fantastic
=/ is Ron Johnson considered the fine ones?
GellySammich says:
the dynamic between Bud and Stanley was fantastic
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Yes, they were real good friends in real life. I loved it when they were on.
yall gone let Nessa be great :crying1: it ain’t her fault they had her go from Robert to Jeremy to Dabis…you’d be fcuked up too
ReadingIsFundamental says:
I didn’t like that oldest daughter and her slow *ss husband. He was such a punk.
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Anybody seen Mandeecees heading to court on Friday? I told hubby they playin my boy out. Got him lookin like Elvin with that big curly afro and full beard.
Different World was my show after the first season and before Lena nem. That dang Whitley
drinking game
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chug a lug, chug a lug
NaijaGal says:
yall gone let Nessa be great it ain’t her fault they had her go from Robert to Jeremy to Dabis…you’d be fcuked up too
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Saw the episode when she lied about being with Jeremy over the weekend. Claire was finnna get in dat arse. Why was she always about to be toe up by Claire? Nessa stayed in some ish though? I give her character that much. Her and Theo.
don’t get mad but I also ain’t like the old people
GellySammich says:
the dynamic between Bud and Stanley was fantastic
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I loved them. Kenny was fightin for his woman. I love Kenny as an actor. Sorry he couldn’t make a career of it.
NaijaGal says:
yall gone let Nessa be great it ain’t her fault they had her go from Robert to Jeremy to Dabis…you’d be fcuked up too
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Robert. Omg! Looking like one of the Debarge’s.
GellySammich says:
don’t get mad but I also ain’t like the old people
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I loved the grandparents. They were cool as heyul.
Random..
Bump n Grind video came on. In the beginning, it was just a bunch of little girls in the crowd screaming his name.
wtf.
Bird says:
GellySammich says:
the dynamic between Bud and Stanley was fantastic
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I loved them. Kenny was fightin for his woman. I love Kenny as an actor. Sorry he couldn’t make a career of it.
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Kenny would have some of the best lines! Smart arse mouth…….
Claire was finnna get in dat arse.
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oh em gee I looooove when Claire sets them straight. When she got on Denise for being a jerk about getting her first car (it was funny when Cliff was describing the car too), or got on Vanessa about that make up, or any of them. =/ not sure why I liked seeing her kids get in trouble
… bunch of tore up sideburns from perms and side ponytail little girls at that.
MzTisch says:
NaijaGal says:
yall gone let Nessa be great it ain’t her fault they had her go from Robert to Jeremy to Dabis…you’d be fcuked up too
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Robert. Omg! Looking like one of the Debarge’s.
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Waiting for the Day when sharon REED comes for LBJ like this after 17.8 yrs
Robert was so weird
poor thing couldn’t keep a girlfriend to save his life
don’t get mad but I also ain’t like the old people
get thee behind me
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luvn!!
<— really my protest sign saying "Bring Back the Boop"
GellySammich says:
Claire was finnna get in dat arse.
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oh em gee I looooove when Claire sets them straight. When she got on Denise for being a jerk about getting her first car (it was funny when Cliff was describing the car too), or got on Vanessa about that make up, or any of them. =/ not sure why I liked seeing her kids get in trouble
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Cuz, you could relate. They were the first black family I could relate to. I didn’t grow up like the Jeffersons and not like the Evan’s, and I was barely a nut when those shows were out. I only started watching in syndication when I got older and could “get it”. I wanted to BE the Cosby’s.
GELLY!!!!!
oKaY
oh em gee I looooove when Claire sets them straight. When she got on Denise for being a jerk about getting her first car (it was funny when Cliff was describing the car too), or got on Vanessa about that make up, or any of them. =/ not sure why I liked seeing her kids get in trouble
I ain’t really care for Elvin or Sandra so their scenes always annoyed me, especially the birth of the twins
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yes all great epis…when she told Denise she could take whatever was in that bank account of hers and go discover America, I died then lived again
how Nelson and Winne go from chocolate drops to messicans though
Im so ICDC…college Im so ICDC collllllege
NaijaGal says:
don’t get mad but I also ain’t like the old people
get thee behind me
I was scared of old people when I was little and just never quiiiite grew to love em
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(OMG that sounds so awful)
Yes GEllY it IS Awful
I hope u have a fouNtain of Youth
Cuz, you could relate.
even though they were a lawyer and doctor they were basic in their living and chit
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Gelly scurred of the elderly?!?!?!?!
Naija you’re so nostalgic
do you visit Retro Junk
lol they sure did Naija!! One show they were 4 months and brown as hersheys waiting on erbody to get back from the Michael Jackson concert. Next show they were 4 years old
and mixed 
Gelly
Now, what did you think they would do to you back then?
BETA –
I am…what is Retro Junk?
I THINK it probably stemmed from my great grandmother having alzheimers when I was little. She scared me
and that was the only old person around me. She hit me for no reason when. The only memory I have of her right now is her throwing up (like that’s the ONLY thing I can actually SEE her doing). I assume that’s where it started.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
OH yes them dummies. Sondra and Elvin irked me to no end.
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They didn’t bother me so much. Had to find the humor in how one was in Med School, other in Law, and they chose to run a Wilderness Shop, and live in a (less)than studio apt.
Lets talk about this fear of olds, elder-phobia perhaps..
***please remove the “when” from that post
Poor Gelly. That must have been scary.
Bird says:
NaijaGal says:
*I thought Lebron and dude tested and he wasn’t the father*
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The daddy say, LeBron claims to have done one of those home DNA tests and said it was negative. The daddy wanted a court supervised test not something that LeBron controlled and he couldn’t even see.
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Screw that Loser!he didnt LooK for lBJ\Glo when they wer in the projects shivering ~FoH
Naija an awesome website about your childhood memories tv shows, toys, video games just too much to name you should check it out I swear you’ll see something and say I forgot all about that
Poor Gelly.
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lol you don’t have to feel sorry for me. I barely remember her. I’m just assuming that’s where I developed my fear of old. But I promise I’m not scared now
=/ don’t look at me type like this OTB. I said I didn’t like Meagan and you ain’t love me right for weeks. Imagine how you gonna feel if I ain’t like old people
don’t leave me #workinprogress
Gelly, I take back my laff. That makes sense.
Ya’ll heffas still in here?
BETA – I’m gonna check it out…thanks
I think I have narcolepsy cause a bish can’t keep her eyes open.
G’night
Diva, we are in here trying to make Gelly Sammiches but, it’s not going well.
You ever took out food to cook and don’t know what to do with it? Well that’s me. There are some egg noodles, peas, onions and chicken breasts.
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
You ever took out food to cook and don’t know what to do with it? Well that’s me. There are some egg noodles, peas, onions and chicken breasts.
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Girl add some velvetta cheese and you got a casserole! #helpful
YNH
Jesus be a skillet. you betta work that.
You ever took out food to cook and don’t know what to do with it? Well that’s me. There are some egg noodles, peas, onions and chicken breasts.
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yes…so you’re basically about to have stir fry noodles with chicken
ReadingIsFundamental says:
YNH
Jesus be a skillet. you betta work that.
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see ya’ll got issues 
but he can’t be a toilet
Diva says:
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
You ever took out food to cook and don’t know what to do with it? Well that’s me. There are some egg noodles, peas, onions and chicken breasts.
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Girl add some velvetta cheese and you got a casserole! #helpful
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Or cream of mushroom or cream of chicken soup? #helpful
Cheese is not an option as I have given up cheese and all I have are veggie slices(cheese substitute) but I will saute veggies, boil noodles and chop the chicken. I will out the veggies and chicken over the noodles. Ploop. thanks guys.
WTF is wrong with you Diva. No Jesus can’t be a toilet. He can be a skillet and make that woman some food.
Girl, get you another drink cause you trippin.
Here
Bob Marley Live in Dortmund
can’t nobody tell me nothin right now! Im jammin!
Bob Marley
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*puts lighter up*
no woman no cry
we dont need no drama… what we need is love..
he makes me wanna smoke and i don’t smoke.
RIF – have you seen the documentary about his wife including his mistress former Ms Jamaica??? it was a very good documentary…dude was trife as hell though
yeah he was Naija but, most humans are. I still think God had his hand on him though. As women, we let n*ggas act trife with us. His music calms my soul. I wouldn’t of let him f*ck though. lol
and I didn’t see the full documentary but, I’ve read three books about him. As a man he was flawed but, his talent saved some souls.
oh and the video of his coffin draped in black and yellow.
These rappers these days wouldn’t even get it.