Li’l Wayne in 5 Years
This is what rapper Li’l Wayne will look like in 5 years after he runs out of real estate on his scarecrow thin frame for any more tattoos, er, excuse me, body art.
I heard that actress Lauren London was the latest to push out a baby for the rapper last week. They say the baby boy was born with a tattoo that read “Why me, Lord?”
Lil Wayne will dread making all these babies in 5 years when he’s washed up and broke.
FanMAIL: Morning Wood – Devin Coleman
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Congratulations T.I.
For winning your first ever Moon Man at the 2009 MTV Music Video Awards!
Celebs Out & About: LisaRaye
Actress (and former Turks & Caicos First lady) LisaRaye’s 15 minutes are fading fast. But she’s still hawt enough to draw a crowd while celebrating her birthday at one of Atlanta’s nightspots this past weekend.
R&B singer and reality TV personality Tiny came out to party with her friend LisaRaye. I could have sworn I heard that Tiny no longer parties while T.I. is away? Anyway, Tiny looks hawt! LOVE the CL shoes!
Photos by Prince Williams/ATLPics.net
The Obligatory Beyonce Pics Post
I’m posting these crazy looking pics of Beyonce struggling to stay relevant during last night’s MTV VMA Awards show. If I don’t post these, you’ll keep on emailing them to me.
Photos: Wireimage/Getty
The Obligatory Kanye and Amber Hoes Pic Post
I’m posting these pics of attention whores Kanye West and his hard faced beard Amber Hoes from last night’s MTV VMAs. I know if I don’t post them, you’ll just keep emailing them to me. So here you go. That is one ugly outfit she’s wearing.
Jay Z Laughs Off Presidential Hopes
Old school rapper Jay Z laughs off his fans’ hopes that he will run for president one day. Jay thinks his criminal past (drug dealing) and rap career would make him an easy target for the media (LOL). But don’t we already have a narcissistic president with a shadowy past in the White House now?
We don’t know a thing about Barack Obama’s early adult years. He has no past great political accomplishments that we know of other than community organizing. Yet Barack’s pot smoking and cocaine snorting days didn’t keep him from being elected president, did it?
Shawn shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss his pipe dreams of one day becoming the first 100% black, narcissistic president of the United States. Who would have thought that a half black man who voted “present” 130 times in his 2 short years as an Illinois state senator would one day be president?
And who would have imagined that Barack Obama, in only 8 months in office, would have an approval rating of just 42% — only 2 points higher than Richard Nixon’s approval rating when he was impeached from office.
I say give Jay Z a running shot at the presidency in 2012. By then, this country will still be mired in a deep recession and unemployment will hover at around 25-30%. Schools will be nothing more than a training ground for Obama’s Youth Corps. There will only be one bank in the entire U.S. and it will be government run.
America will be renamed the United States Republic of China — now that Obama has gone and pissed China off by imposing a tariff on imported tires. And all television and radio stations will merge into one state run channel broadcasting anti-American music and Van Jones’ Greatest Hits all day.
By 2012, Obama will have succeeded in destroying America as we now know it. Jay Z cant possibly do any worse.
Photo: Wireimage/Getty
