Halle’s Nanny Loses Restraining Order Request Against Aubry

Apparently Halle Berry’s nanny doesn’t have good karma because a judge today tossed out her restraining order petition against Gabriel Aubry.

As you know, Alliance Kamdem, 29, took out a police report last week accusing Aubry, 35, of “ongoing” verbal and physical abuse towards her. Kamdem claims Aubry hurled racial epithets at her and shoved her into a door while she was holding Nahla last Wednesday.

In her petition, Kamdem cited another alleged incident in June in which she claims Gabriel violently pushed her out a door.

According to celebrity gossip website, TMZ.com, Kamdem “also said Gabriel didn’t like her from the moment she began her duties as a nanny last June. She claims Gabriel said, “You are a spy,” and “Nahla doesn’t like you, she doesn’t want you here.”

She said that while she was performing her nanny duties on the set of Halle’s movie in Spain, Aubry “would walk over and violently grab/take Nahla away from me.”

But the judge wasn’t convinced. He called Kamdem’s accusations “insufficient and speculative” — and he advised her to take the matter up in family court. The judge rejected her claims probably because what Kamdem was saying didn’t make sense without Aubry’s side of the story.

Kamdem has since quit her position as Halle’s nanny.



 


467 Responses to “Halle’s Nanny Loses Restraining Order Request Against Aubry”

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    JMO says:

    I agree with the judge :shrug:

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    This shyt is gonna be a mess! :no:

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    EB says:

    Nahla is going to grow up and write a script for a movie called Mommie Dearest 2

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    I would’ve been quit the first time that nigga snatched something up out my arms/hand! I would go upside somebody’s head in a heartbeat, and I ain’t built/made for the penn, so me excusing myself from their presence prolly would’ve worked best for me! :coffee:

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    Secret says:

    :offtopic:

    Do you think Connor is really Tom Cruise son and not adopted as they say? He looks just like a spitting image of him. Or am I seeing things?

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    Cocoabana says:

    Wait, that b*tch name Alliance? :blink: I hate black people.

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    Hershey says:

    This is bad parenting at it’s worst. If his dumb azz has a problem with the nanny, do what Halle does, go to court, and shat your ignorant n-word spewing lips before the wrong person hits you in them

    #endsrant

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    mizzdallas says:

    @secret

    Is there a recent pic of connor?

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    Keilyme says:

    I’m on my phone and I thought Alliance was Star Jones… :coffee:

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    Hershey says:

    Broad as the nanny’s shoulders are, she could sure :whip: his azz, now that’s how you quit a job, beat azz, go to court, do the talk show rounds, stack your $$$

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    2cents says:

    @Secret,

    I have been saying that for years. He probably knocked up a sista and paid her off real good.

    @ The Maven

    Looking fly as ever bew!!

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    mizzdallas says:

    :rofl: @hershey gravi … #ICant

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    screwball69 says:

    Is anyone here surprised by this decision? :waiting:

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    FeFe says:

    :clap: may justice be served…

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    rjk8 says:

    Why in the home does she think she can tell a father what to do with his child. Halle needs to sit her arse down and that nanny needs to get the hell on. :shotsfired1:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    2 Cents – :hug: – Thank you so much!

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    rjk8 says:

    Correction
    Why does she think she can tell a father what to do with his child. Halle needs to sit her arse down and that nanny needs to get the hell on. :shotsfired1:

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    Halle should really focus on other things she is letting her personal dislike for Aubry intefere with good respectful civil co-parenting :coffee: #WONT EVER TURN OUT GOOD LIKE THAT

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Samyell :hug:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ Fe’s gravi! I tried wit’cho azz today! :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Samyell – My blood presha – but I’m working on that! :wink:

    Whaddup w/you?

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    candibfly says:

    isn’t alliance a car rental place? :shrugs:

    awesome! :wave: <—- fat free valentine's candy

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    rjk8 says:

    All of that money, gave up on black men and Halle still is living proof of the angry black woman stereotype. What’s really going on Halle?

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Hershey – Why was I thankin’ the same thing?! :lol:

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    Keilyme says:

    Tatted :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    @Tatted … check your email :coffee:

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    Ty says:

    EB says:

    Nahla is going to grow up and write a script for a movie called Mommie Dearest 2
    __________
    That shyt was classic. That heffa made me take all the wire hangers outta of my damn closet :rofl:

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    @Secret
    I’ve had the same thoughts about Connor :coffee:

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    Strawberrys and cream says:

    Cocoabana says:

    Wait, that b*tch name Alliance? I hate black people.

    _____________________________________________________

    that’s why i changed my race :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    Candi always got snacks!! … Get it? … Candi … :rofl:

    @CD would always laugh at my jokes :wail:

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    Are yall as mad at Aliiance as I am? She looks like Sweetie’s cousin. Why must black female assistants look like pure STRUGGLE???

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    Hershey says:

    <<< @ MzD, she's cute ain't she? :rofl:

    Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't be surprised if Halle didn't put Appliance up to this… :thinking:

    #shytBitterBabyMamasDo

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    2cents says:

    @ Choco

    being the relationship therapist you are maybe you can help out a “friend” of mine in a sicky situation…Care to endulge?

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    Dimpz Creamy Ty Awesome 2 cents Fe erryone :waves:

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    2cents says:

    *sticky

    last s/p correction

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    FeFe says:

    @Tatted

    I couldn’t HELP it…I saw that William Levy dude and almost lost my mind!

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    Appliance? haaaaaa i think we should do her like we did Keylolo just to prove we’re not racist

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO – Nothing came up! It was a blank box w/a red X.

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    Strawberrys and cream says:

    Choco :hug: what it do ma, tatted, dimpz,ty Fe hershey, jmo, pyrti :waves:

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    Starr says:

    If she quit, why does she need a restraining order. I mean if she quit, she likely won’t have to deal with him again :shrugs:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Keily :coffee: WIT’CHO SICK AZZ!

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    Cocoabana says:

    Okay Pryti, I’ll call her Application

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    caligirl says:

    Do you think it’s possible that Halle put this “nanny” up to this. We all know that Halle is two fried short of a happy meal.

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    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO – Nothing came up! It was a blank box w/a red X.
    __________________________________________________________

    Grrr I sent it again

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    FeFe says:

    :huh: @Creamy, is that you???? :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    As long as I live, JMO’s azz bet not EVA contact me again! :rolleyes:
    :lol:

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    @2cents
    All ears babes :hugs:

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    Keilyme says:

    @Tatted

    You don’t eat at the Chipotle on 161, do you?

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    @Tatted Nothing much. Been chillin at the crib. My vacation time doesn’t roll over here and I got 2 1/2 weeks left to jag off. Probably finna go visit my brother in Missouri.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Fe – Oh he fine ‘doe….I CAN’T EEEM’ HATE! :nono:

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    Ty says:

    :wave: @ Choco and Strawberry

    :dead: at yall calling her Appointment :rofl:

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    Strawberrys and cream says:

    @feFe y yes it is :lol:

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    Do you think it’s possible that Halle put this “nanny” up to this. We all know that Halle is two fried short of a happy meal.
    _________________
    Ha! I was just about to say someone paid the nanny off :coffee:

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    2cents says:

    @Choco,

    Dammit I, I mean my friend needs some advice (Maven insert red little angry icon here, please and thx)

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Samyell – I :heart: Missour! :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Keily – I do, but I haven’t been in a loooooooooong time!

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    candibfly says:

    lawd i want some chipotle right now :crying:

    but i’m not supposed to be buying fast food or eating out :rolleyes:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Bish :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    caligirl says:

    Do you think it’s possible that Halle put this “nanny” up to this. We all know that Halle is two fried short of a happy meal.
    _______________________________________________________

    I dont think she did that but once she found out Im sure she was the FIRST one to push the issue. :lol:
    That lady there boy I swear. All that beauty and fking NUTS.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ 2cents – My pleasure :mad:

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    @2cents
    Okay Okay details pls :coffee: :lol:

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    Keilyme says:

    @Tatted

    Don’t go back flies and shyt in the food…

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    FeFe says:

    Let’s see, Alliance has been called Application, Appointment….I shall call her Attachment…

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Keily – Thank you bew! Where you heart that from?

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—– REALLY WANTS A BREAKFAST SOUFFLE' FROM PANERA BREAD! :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—– REALLY WANTS A BREAKFAST SOUFFLE' FROM PANERA BREAD
    ________________________________________

    Thats where I sit out and eat on the weekend sometimes.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    2cents says:

    @ Choco

    being the relationship therapist you are maybe you can help out a “friend” of mine in a sicky situation…Care to endulge?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :popcorn: _____/

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    Keilyme says:

    @Tatted

    I was there and seen it after my husband bit into his burrito…

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Keily – UGH! Oh man, I’m glad you guys know now! GROSS

    Thank you

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—– REALLY WANTS A BREAKFAST SOUFFLE' FROM PANERA BREAD
    ________________________________________

    Thats where I sit out and eat on the weekend sometimes.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Try the breakfast souffle's if you go sometime in the morning. LAWD, YOU'LL SLAP (WELL, MAYBE NOT YOUR MOMMA) but if you have a stepmomma…
    YOU'LL SLAP HER AZZ! :coffee:

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    Keilyme says:

    No problem gotta make sure Linden is good! :)

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO – Oh, you knew who that was for? :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    *SCREAMS* while :wail: I’ON LIVE IN NO LINDEN! :wail:

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    JMO says:

    I sure did :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Keily – Yo azz couldn’t be nice…JUST THIS ONE TIME, HUH?! I knew it was a fuggin’ set up! :lol:

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    2cents says:

    O.K. friend recently called it off with her live in lover….Within weeks of the seperation she has smashed lover’s bff on a regular, not for revenge, but just something to do and he is cool peeps. Friend is now missing live in and they have been in communication, although friend has hoe tendecies, she is a honest, sincere person.. Friend would never want to put that anamosity s/p between friends, howver feels like there would be no chance of a true reconcilition s/p without it being exposed… (insert your opinion here)

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- HATES JMO *but secretly loves you punk azz*

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    Alligator, Allies, Alibi,

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    2cents says:

    O.K. friend recently called it off with her live in lover….Within weeks of the seperation she has smashed lover’s bff on a regular, not for revenge, but just something to do and he is cool peeps. Friend is now missing live in and they have been in communication, although friend has hoe tendecies, she is a honest, sincere person.. Friend would never want to put that anamosity s/p between friends, howver feels like there would be no chance of a true reconcilition s/p without it being exposed… (insert your opinion here)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :lol: OH SHIAT! :lol:

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    Keilyme says:

    And I don’t live in the bottoms or hilltop..

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    I thought Hilltop was the bottoms? :thinking:

    *welp, maybe you live off Livingston – and not heading East either*

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    Cocoabana says:

    2cents says:

    O.K. friend recently called it off with her live in lover….Within weeks of the seperation she has smashed lover’s bff on a regular, not for revenge, but just something to do and he is cool peeps. Friend is now missing live in and they have been in communication, although friend has hoe tendecies, she is a honest, sincere person.. Friend would never want to put that anamosity s/p between friends, howver feels like there would be no chance of a true reconcilition s/p without it being exposed… (insert your opinion here)

    ——————-
    Your friend should just let that ship SAIL. They done flucked up already and I don’t think there’s a chance of fixing that sitcheeation.

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    FeFe says:

    :dead: @2cents

    Applied…

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @CoCo i sahll call her……. Accomplice

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    @2cents
    Thats sad cuz either way she may not end up with a result she likes- If she doesn’t tell the lover/bff might and if she does tell what will her truest most regretful reason be to her live in about screwing his bff. I’ve been in a situation like this before but mine was on revenge chit so it didn’t matter the outcome but she wants him back and then she needs to think about the reasons he left in the first place maybe all this is happening for a reason

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    Cocoabana says:

    2cents says:

    O.K. friend recently called it off with her live in lover….Within weeks of the seperation she has smashed lover’s bff on a regular, not for revenge, but just something to do and he is cool peeps. Friend is now missing live in and they have been in communication, although friend has hoe tendecies, she is a honest, sincere person.. Friend would never want to put that anamosity s/p between friends, howver feels like there would be no chance of a true reconcilition s/p without it being exposed… (insert your opinion here)

    ——————-
    Your friend should just let that ship SAIL. They done flucked up already and I don’t think there’s a chance of fixing that sitcheeation.

    ————
    Agreed. Walk away. And If you ever get exposed…say you did it for revenge. Cuz hun-KNEEE that ush was messsssss-SEA

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    Keilyme says:

    Hahaha I don’t live off or nowhere near Livingston I like my life..

    Nope hilltop is on the hill right around the BWV on West Broad further down is the bottoms. Bottoms is where the trailer trash stay and hilltop is where the oh I think I got $$ trailer trash stay

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    Alegebra
    Allen
    Alice

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Cocoabana says:

    2cents says:

    O.K. friend recently called it off with her live in lover….Within weeks of the seperation she has smashed lover’s bff on a regular, not for revenge, but just something to do and he is cool peeps. Friend is now missing live in and they have been in communication, although friend has hoe tendecies, she is a honest, sincere person.. Friend would never want to put that anamosity s/p between friends, howver feels like there would be no chance of a true reconcilition s/p without it being exposed… (insert your opinion here)

    ——————-
    Your friend should just let that ship SAIL. They done flucked up already and I don’t think there’s a chance of fixing that sitcheeation.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :cosign: I think she should just let it go too! If you wanna be a loose booty, by all means, especially if you’re sangle, but you don’t cross over into “friend” or “acquaintances” territory!

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    Matata* damn this sneaking to type

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    FeFe says:

    Allegory…

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Livingston it is….. :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Someone sounds well versed in Hilltop/Bottoms like its a whole language within itself! :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    Damn :kona:

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    Keilyme says:

    Lol I’ll take it

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    Cocoabana says:

    messsssss-SEA

    :hahaha:

    Ima call that bish Accrual.

    @2cents, as Tatted said, she want BFF ****, cool, but feelings cannot be involved. Let it remain ****.

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    Alameda
    Alabaster
    Alaska
    Alamode

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    2cents says:

    To all the lovely therapist on SR, please accept this $150 check for 2cents hr on the couch (Maven please insert any icon similiar to making it rain)

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    Umm the situation is a lot more complicated than bff **** or not Im certain of it!

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    Cocoabana says:

    @ Choco, definitely, I agree. But its at the point where the ex-live in can no longer be the live-in. Get me?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @FEFE RAAAAWWWR!! I LIKES THAT GRAVI!! :hunch: MAKES ME WANT TO GET SOME LEVY IN MY DAM GRAVI :kiss:

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    Any bff’s of your boy’s/girl’s should be off limits..IMO. I’ve been through the whole exchanging stories bs and I was for certain they didn’t even roll in the same circles, boy was I wrong..

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    JMO says:

    :lol: … @2cents … I may be the only one but I would tell him however be prepared not to get back with him. I wouldn’t do it in the first place because friends are always off limits in my book, I don’t care what the circumstances.

    Hell, telling him may end the communication forever but that could also help her ex realize how scandalous of a friend his bff is/was :shrug:

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    n1kk1a says:

    @secret I think the same thing that has to be his biological son, they look exactly alike! But since he is black, and was born while he and Kidman were together, o guess they were just saving face.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ 2cents – :danban1: <—- THE BEST I CAN DO!

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    Cocoabana says:

    :offtopic:

    Why do people who receive and return gifts expect cash back?!??? BISH YOU DIDN’T PAY FOR IT TO BEGIN WITH. This job makes me sick.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @2cents so she done :hunch: BOTH AMIGOS?? :nono:

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    JMO says:

    Bootcampgirl says:

    Any bff’s of your boy’s/girl’s should be off limits..IMO. I’ve been through the whole exchanging stories bs and I was for certain they didn’t even roll in the same circles, boy was I wrong..
    ____________________________________________________________

    :fistbump: … You may think you getting revenge but the guys could be looking at you like you the ho :haha:

    Ain’t nothing like that permanent silent treatment :coffee:

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    But its at the point where the ex-live in can no longer be the live-in. Get me?
    __________________
    Yep thats why I suggested her friend revisit the reason he left in the first place and that should ease her doubts – she is lonely now and needs to readjust to living with self if she know like me – keep it moving!

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    I Go There says:

    Hell, telling him may end the communication forever but that could also help her ex realize how scandalous of a friend his bff is/was
    ________________________________________________________

    Yeah that was pretty bad… Like REAL bad

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    FeFe says:

    @Lakes

    :lol: I almost lost my mind when I saw that Single Ladies post…I was in a meeting so I didn’t really get to post, but DAYUM!!!!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Umm the situation is a lot more complicated than bff **** or not Im certain of it!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Me too! I mean why the bff?

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    candibfly says:

    fefe u in love huh :hahaha:

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    prynsexxx says:

    Appalachian :coffee:

    Is this considered a game of “words with friends”?

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ Cocoa! :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @FEFE HE IS SOOO YUUUUMY!! :yes:

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    Hershey says:

    Allie-oop

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :haha: @ 2cents Loose-Booty azz friend

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    caligirl says:

    Ebestie – Trying to think of something to snack on too….My new snack lately is applesauce. Yummy…. Boring huh :shrug:

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    candibfly says:

    i like pretzel thins and one of those laughing cow wedges

    lawd why couldn’t i be born with a super fast metabolism?

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    prynsexxx says:

    @2cents

    Does your “friend” have any hoe friends? :thinks:

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    @Tatted
    the BFF is becuz she knows him and feels comfortable around him it’s not like she couldn’t get any other man but she knows the bff so that makes him more appealing not right but more appealing especially if one is just testing waters and doesn’t want to do a complete stranger Im not saying any of this is right but it happens and if her man was neglecting her needs all the time and the bff had dirt on her man trust and believe the bff had his ill intentions as well

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    Wait so her friend is a hoe becuz she fuked the bff :shrugs:

    Ho is a losely interpreted word nowadays :think:

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    FeFe says:

    @candi

    :lol: yes maam….got me with hearts in my eyes and chit… :love:

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    I Go There says:

    :kona:

    *Goes to get more ice

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ E-bestie Im finna snack on Orville Redenbacher’s Smart Pop popcorn

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    2cents says:

    @The Maven, uhm can you please take it easy on my “friend”? She doesn’t like people laughing in her face… (insert shame face icon here)

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    Alli-olli-oxen-free

    :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Tatted
    the BFF is becuz she knows him and feels comfortable around him it’s not like she couldn’t get any other man but she knows the bff so that makes him more appealing not right but more appealing especially if one is just testing waters and doesn’t want to do a complete stranger Im not saying any of this is right but it happens and if her man was neglecting her needs all the time and the bff had dirt on her man trust and believe the bff had his ill intentions as well
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    While I get what you’re saying, let me say this…I’m not one to go after the bish if my mate get caught cheating, BUT LET IT BE MY BEST FRIEND…I’MMA PUT MY STILETTO BOOT SO FAR UP IN THAT AZZ, THE BISH GON’ BE CHITTING & PUKING LEATHER THE REST OF HER FUGGIN LIFE! Capiche? Capiche! :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Tatted
    the BFF is becuz she knows him and feels comfortable around him it’s not like she couldn’t get any other man but she knows the bff so that makes him more appealing not right but more appealing especially if one is just testing waters and doesn’t want to do a complete stranger Im not saying any of this is right but it happens and if her man was neglecting her needs all the time and the bff had dirt on her man trust and believe the bff had his ill intentions as well
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Even so I kinda get what youre saying but at some point shouldn’t it click like “Wait a minute, this is my dude’s bff… This chit ain’t cool, at all” … needs met or not

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    Alli-olli-oxen-free
    _________________
    :champ:

    Grumbles even tho she word plays

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    FeFe says:

    Alphabet bish…

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    Something tells me there’s something fishy about @2cents “friend”

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ 2Cents – I’m taking it easy. She just got a loose-booty! If it jiggle, I may be intrigued just to take a look!

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    Hershey says:

    @ 2cents your gravi sckrongly resembles Max from Soul Food :yes:

    #compliment

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Bootcampgirl says:

    Something tells me there’s something fishy about @2cents “friend”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :yes:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    BUT LET IT BE MY BEST FRIEND…I’MMA PUT MY STILETTO BOOT SO FAR UP IN THAT AZZ, THE BISH GON’ BE CHITTING & PUKING LEATHER THE REST OF HER FUGGIN LIFE! Capiche? Capiche!
    :cosign: A RANDOM BISH DONT OWE ME A MO’FUKN THING BUT A FRIEND… NOW U FINNA GET UR AZZ HANDED TO YOU WHILE HE GETTING HIS SH!T FUKD UP TOO!!

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    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Tatted
    the BFF is becuz she knows him and feels comfortable around him it’s not like she couldn’t get any other man but she knows the bff so that makes him more appealing not right but more appealing especially if one is just testing waters and doesn’t want to do a complete stranger Im not saying any of this is right but it happens and if her man was neglecting her needs all the time and the bff had dirt on her man trust and believe the bff had his ill intentions as well
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    While I get what you’re saying, let me say this…I’m not one to go after the bish if my mate get caught cheating, BUT LET IT BE MY BEST FRIEND…I’MMA PUT MY STILETTO BOOT SO FAR UP IN THAT AZZ, THE BISH GON’ BE CHITTING & PUKING LEATHER THE REST OF HER FUGGIN LIFE! Capiche? Capiche! :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :cosign: … All my bff boyfriends are more like brothers to me. I don’t even look at them like that

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    change says:

    @ 2cents
    Do you regret it at all :coffee:

  153. 153
    JMO says:

    Bootcampgirl says:

    Something tells me there’s something fishy about @2cents “friend”
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :think:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – RIIIGHT! I’m not petty enough to be upset @ a random azz bish. My mate brought her into the situation, so THEY gon’ have’ta deal w/me, but a friend, acquaintance or the like….BISH, BE PREPARED THAT EVERYTIME YOU SEE ME, WE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH! :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :popcorn:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :ghost: @ My boo! :lol:

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    JMO says:

    change says:

    @ 2cents
    Do you regret it at all :coffee:
    __________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: … I would add more but I’ve reached my smiley limit :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    _____/

    :coffee:

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    FeFe says:

    @2cents

    Just take the ‘L’…you did it, you enjoyed it, move on… :yes:

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    Ty says:

    So we done talking Halle’s nanny…Applesauce :rofl:

    thx Cali

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    I guess this is a black and white situation anyhoo thanks 2cents interesting thought provoking story!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ooooh, yall DON’T WANNA SEE A BISH LIKE ME UPSET! It won’t be good for your health! :nono:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SIS I AGREE TO THE FULLEST.. HOW I SEE IT IF MY MAN CHEAT IM FINNA GET MY SHYT AND SPLIT AINT NO CALLING LOOKING FIGHTING THE BISH HE FUKD.. SHE DONT OWE ME NADA BUT A FRIEND BISH U GOT MY TRUST AND FOR THAT IM FINNA STOMP UR AZZ… :karate:

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    :rofl: :rofl: SMFH

    Like WHOA!

    Mofos in here all in their feelings and chit!

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    2cents says:

    @Change lmao

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO U GOT SOME ROOM FOR ME IN THAT SEAT??
    @SISNLAW :lol:

  167. 167
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Choco – You betta fuggin’ beleeeve it! I don’t let just ANYBODY have my time, and I sure as hell don’t use the term “friend” loosely, sooooo…the bish can test me if she won’t too! :lol:

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    Ty says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    SMFH

    Like WHOA!

    Mofos in here all in their feelings and chit!
    _____________________
    *scrolls back to see what I missed*

  169. 169
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – :hug: I :heart: YOU GIRL!

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    Even so I kinda get what youre saying but at some point shouldn’t it click like “Wait a minute, this is my dude’s bff… This chit ain’t cool, at all” … needs met or not
    _________________
    Yes and apparently it has becuz now she is dealing with her previous actions

  171. 171
    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ooooh, yall DON’T WANNA SEE A BISH LIKE ME UPSET! It won’t be good for your health! :nono:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    I think the main people I dont wanna see upset in here are you, sassy, dimpz, and YSO … Them quiet ones are the worse … Or so I’ve been told :lol:

    Well, sassy ain’t quiet but … she’s been banned to damned much for me for something she TYPED :lol:

  172. 172
    prynsexxx says:

    Apparently

  173. 173
    Ty says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ooooh, yall DON’T WANNA SEE A BISH LIKE ME UPSET! It won’t be good for your health!
    _____________
    Dont be over there turning green and shyt :nono:

    #hulk

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SIS :hug:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ 2Cents – We :heart: you though! Take the “L” though, cuz mofo’s will have you believing you good!

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    @Tatted
    Okay be eazy my neezy this didn’t happen to you :rofl: Kool ION bout all that fighting back in the day no doubt but now NAHHHH :cya: is how I get down!

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    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO U GOT SOME ROOM FOR ME IN THAT SEAT??
    ________________________________

    sure do… come on over

  178. 178
    JMO says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Even so I kinda get what youre saying but at some point shouldn’t it click like “Wait a minute, this is my dude’s bff… This chit ain’t cool, at all” … needs met or not
    _________________
    Yes and apparently it has becuz now she is dealing with her previous actions
    ___________________________________________________________________

    I mean it probably should’ve clicked before 2cents did it #JMO

  179. 179
    PrytiBrownIs says:

    LIKE I SAID YALL….MESSSSSSSSSSSS-SEA

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    prynsexxx says:

    Apprehension (what her mammy should have practiced before she named her)

    or better yet

    Abstinence

    or even better

    Absinthe (s/p….Ah hell, what does it matter at this point) :shrug: LOL

  181. 181
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO – :rofl: – It’s hard to get me to a point where i’mma slaughter that azz, but loyalty….THAT CAN BE RATT UP THERE THAT’LL BLOW THE LID OFF! :lol:

  182. 182
    I Go There says:

    Any of yall like sushi?

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    @ JMO….I’m incapable of being mean! It ain’t in me. :no:

  184. 184
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Choco – I’m good! :lol: You don’t see that side of me too often….
    :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Choco – Did you say my neezy??? :ghost: :lol:

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    I mean it probably should’ve clicked before 2cents did it #JMO
    ___________________
    That chit clicked plenty of times in her head when it was a mere curiosity believe it I think her live in was not attending to her needs and the bff was conveniently there to pick up the pieces again Im not saying its right Im just know it does happen and there are reasons behind whether folks like it or not

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    @ IGo….I’ve never had it, was considering it but, didn’t know which ones would be good for a starter. :shrug:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ty says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ooooh, yall DON’T WANNA SEE A BISH LIKE ME UPSET! It won’t be good for your health!
    _____________
    Dont be over there turning green and shyt :nono:

    #hulk
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Did you know that green is my FAV color?! :lol:

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    FeFe says:

    And a la Tatted…. ALABASTER!

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    @Tatted
    I was like this bish head about to spin off :rofl: YOu were so heated I could tell you were typing fast as chit the hispanic side came out with the quickness :rofl: :hugs:

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    Cocoabana says:

    IGO,

    I like it raw…and I ain’t talking no damn sushi :nono:

  192. 192
    FeFe says:

    @I Go

    Sushi is one of my all time favorite foods! :yes:

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    change says:

    If you got to tell somebody…..

  194. 194
    I Go There says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ IGo….I’ve never had it, was considering it but, didn’t know which ones would be good for a starter
    ________________________________________

    Well there are alot you can have… try the ones that have fried crab. (spider roll or spicy crab roll) those are good… I kinda like the dragon roll with eel

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    My daughter said if I had a baby by my live in it would probably be green. That negro like the Hulk 18/7 she say i’m like Bruce Banner/Hulk mid morph when I get mad.

    Out of the mouths of Babes. :no:

  196. 196
    The Makeup Maven says:

    You keep saying that……

    :lol:

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    Any of yall like sushi?
    ____________________________________________________________________

    My cousin is having her bday gathering at a sushi restaurant this saturday and I’m excited!!! They’re teaching us how to make it and everything :dance:

    I know you’re trying to change the subject though :lol:

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    2cents says:

    @ IGO

    may I suggest spicy crab.

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    My daughter said if I had a baby by my live in it would probably be green. That negro like the Hulk 18/7 she say i’m like Bruce Banner/Hulk mid morph when I get mad.
    ________________
    :lol:

  200. 200
    Ty says:

    Where is everybody….do we need to kick off a Bey post?

  201. 201

    I sushi was raw :shrug: I ain’t eating no water snake Maine! :nono:

  202. 202
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Choco – Hell yeah that hispanic side came out! :lol: I WAS TYPING FAST AS CHIT and I ate my popcorn up – fast as hell! :rofl:

    #IHATECHUFORCALLINGMEOUT! :rofl:

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    Ty says:

    2cents says:

    @ IGO

    may I suggest spicy crab
    _____________
    :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I mean it probably should’ve clicked before 2cents did it #JMO
    ___________________
    That chit clicked plenty of times in her head when it was a mere curiosity believe it I think her live in was not attending to her needs and the bff was conveniently there to pick up the pieces again Im not saying its right Im just know it does happen and there are reasons behind whether folks like it or not
    ________________________________________________________________

    gotcha

    @Dimpz … I know youre not but when you get mad, I just wouldnt want to be around :lol:

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    change says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I mean it probably should’ve clicked before 2cents did it #JMO
    ___________________
    That chit clicked plenty of times in her head when it was a mere curiosity believe it I think her live in was not attending to her needs and the bff was conveniently there to pick up the pieces again Im not saying its right Im just know it does happen and there are reasons behind whether folks like it or not
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :no:
    Never believe a woman if she on that “I didn’t know” crap. Just say you got in your feelings. I agree with you it was thought about several times before it happened, considering the fact it was a bff, don’t leave out the possibility of excitement, some people like the rush of doing something that considered “wrong”….

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    Lawd this coon at my job came to work wearing tuxedo pants (i know because of the satin stripe down the side), a polo shirt (complete with giant horse), a clip on school uniform tie (that obnoxious plaid that goes with NOTHING) and topped it off with hoodie (and got the NERVE to have it zipped half way up so that the tie peers out the top as if it wass a suit jacket)…JESUS BE AN H&M ASSOCIATE FOR THIS YOUNG CORPORATE THUG

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    JMO says:

    Cocoabana says:

    IGO,

    I like it raw…and I ain’t talking no damn sushi :nono:
    ______________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    Who keeps saying what? :shrug:

    @ Choco…He needs couch time. I on the other hand am as cool as a cucumber. :yes:

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    Hershey says:

    @ Tatted, you were upset? Where what comment? How? Who? What happened?

    #IswearIMissEverything

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    Keilyme says:

    Sooo this girl named her baby shanatta after her mother said she should not had her.

  211. 211
    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— OFFICIALLY DON'T FUGG W/PRYTI FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:

    1) She reppin' 'ol Supreme's azz to the fullest, knowing that nigga dangerous
    2) Her previous gravi before Griff Supreme
    3) The fact she noticed the strip down the side of 'ol dudes tuxedo pants

    :coffee:

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    caligirl says:

    Never believe a woman if she on that “I didn’t know” crap. Just say you got in your feelings. I agree with you it was thought about several times before it happened, considering the fact it was a bff, don’t leave out the possibility of excitement, some people like the rush of doing something that considered “wrong”….

    You aint’ never lied…Is that how it usually goes down Choc?

  213. 213
    PrytiBrownIs says:

    Hershey says:

    @ Tatted, you were upset? Where what comment? How? Who? What happened?

    #IswearIMissEverything
    ——————
    me too…where? what happened?

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    I Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    @I Go

    Sushi is one of my all time favorite foods
    _______________________________________

    Yeah its good… I had saki like a month ago
    Got really fked up

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    @ Pryti….At least he doesn’t wear leather everyday passing it off as corporate.

    @ JMO…I’m is a nice girl. IONO why my aunt calls me Reagan/Linda Blair. :no: *Google it, I know you don’t be up on certain stuff* :hug:

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    caligirl says:

    Choco – :hug: you know I love messing with you. :yes:

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    <—*dies inside @ Shanatta* :wail:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Hersh – Please see the following posts:

    142, 154, 162, 167 (now I think about it, maybe I was a lil’ hot!)
    :lol:

    SOWWY FOLKS

  219. 219
    caligirl says:

    PrytiBrownIs – Do you work with Kayne?

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    Cocoabana says:

    Supreme was sexy as hell though :shrug:

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    @ Choco – Hell yeah that hispanic side came out! I WAS TYPING FAST AS CHIT and I ate my popcorn up – fast as hell!

    #IHATECHUFORCALLINGMEOUT!
    _____________________
    :rofl:

    @DIMPZ
    Bahumbug Im not buying your innocent act :wink:

    Never believe a woman if she on that “I didn’t know” crap. Just say you got in your feelings. I agree with you it was thought about several times before it happened, considering the fact it was a bff, don’t leave out the possibility of excitement, some people like the rush of doing something that considered “wrong”….
    __________________
    Especially if she is a “good girl” by relative terms

  222. 222
    lovezoe says:

    People selling tickets to JoePa funeral. Don’t know if I should be disgusted or give props. Times are hard. We all know it’s “black Christmas” season

  223. 223
    Hershey says:

    MzD don’t you start about that funky azz brown and leather suit that heffa walking around sauteeing in… :hurl:

  224. 224
    The Makeup Maven says:

    change says:

    Never believe a woman if she on that “I didn’t know” crap. Just say you got in your feelings. I agree with you it was thought about several times before it happened, considering the fact it was a bff, don’t leave out the possibility of excitement, some people like the rush of doing something that considered “wrong”….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :cosign: AND I THINK WE CAN FILE THAT UP UNDER THE LACK OF COMMON SENSE FOLDER

  225. 225
    JMO says:

    Only on the SR blog can you get entertainment, relationship advice, recipes, exercising tips, news updates, and yo muthafuggin horoscope read!! CNN who?? Loves it!!

    … carry on :coffee:

  226. 226
    change says:

    Cali :gossip:
    :think:

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    I Go There says:

    Cocoabana says:

    IGO,

    I like it raw…and I ain’t talking no damn sushi
    _____________________________________________

    *Writes Cocoa name on interesting list

    :lol:

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    You aint’ never lied…Is that how it usually goes down Choc?
    __________________________
    :rofl: Now see see Choc just don’t gaf don’t ask her no questions she tells no lies a bish like me be like guess what I have a secret :rofl:

  229. 229
    JMO says:

    :pc: *goes to google so I can respond to dimpz*

  230. 230
    Ty says:

    Keilyme says:

    Sooo this girl named her baby shanatta after her mother said she should not had her.
    ____________________
    Poor baby Shoebox :rofl:

  231. 231

    @ Choco…I is nice, most times, long as ppl don’t mess with me, fukk wit them chilren though and neither the FBI, DEA, local or your Big Mama will be able to find your ass. :no:

  232. 232
    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    Cocoabana says:

    IGO,

    I like it raw…and I ain’t talking no damn sushi
    _____________________________________________

    *Writes Cocoa name on interesting list

    :lol:
    ______________________________________________

    :welcome: Cocoa

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    caligirl says:

    You aint’ never lied…Is that how it usually goes down Choc?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :ghost:

    IMMEDIATELY CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION AS MY E-BESTIE…IMMEDIATELY!!!

  234. 234
    change says:

    @choco/hippie
    YES!!!
    they be bussin it wide open talkin about I don’t be bussin it open like this..you the first….I’m a good girl :hahaha:

  235. 235
    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- JUST BELIEVES IN NOT PASSING OUT MY COTTON CANDY TO JUST EER'BODY! THAT TAKES AWAY FROM THE TEXTURE, TASTE AND SMELL…IMO! :lol:

  236. 236

    @ Hershey…OH she rocking the black one today. I guess you missed earlier where I said she’s currently leaving an Ah-Roh-Mah behind each time she passes. :wail:

  237. 237
    Hershey says:

    :whistle:

    Note to self :writing: never make Tatted upset, the Mesican side of her is very dominant in angry times and she will build a shoe shine shop up your azz :write:

    #ILoveTheOtherTatted

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    I Go There says:

    2cents says:

    @ IGO

    may I suggest spicy crab.
    ____________________________________

    Yeah those are some of the ones i eat.

  239. 239
    Yall still crazy says:

    Welll hmmmp I think that Annotation needs some Whipfinity for her knees :coffee:

    Whachall talmbout?

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    caligirl says:

    @Change – Someone will say something and I often will say Choco’s name.

    And she will laugh…

    Choco :kiss:

  241. 241
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ Hershey! I’m not THAT bad! :lol:

  242. 242
    Hershey says:

    MzD, I can smell her through your words. That dayum leather is probably slick as heyull on the inside and gummy in places…disgusting :vomit:

  243. 243
    JMO says:

    @Hershey … :lol:

    @Igo … What exactly is Sake?? This I’ve never had for some reason because I don’t know what it is. Is it spicy?

  244. 244
    PrytiBrownIs says:

    <~~~~~ new gravi just for my hunny Chatted lol

  245. 245
    Cocoabana says:

    I never REALLY got a welcome package but I’m about two years late soooooooo :whistle:

    Is that Karrine in your gravi? That chick getting the backshots look just like her :thinks:

  246. 246
    I Go There says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I sushi was raw I ain’t eating no water snake Maine!
    ______________________________________

    nah Dimplez… sushi actually means Rolled… they make sushi with cooked food as well.

  247. 247
    change says:

    I see
    I see
    I see
    :coffee:

  248. 248

    <—Forgot her vitamins and can definitely feel the difference! *falls in Choco's sink, moves the statues peen outta my face in the process*

  249. 249
    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    @Hershey …

    @Igo … What exactly is Sake?? This I’ve never had for some reason because I don’t know what it is. Is it spicy?
    ____________________________________________________________

    nah its a rice wine… very stong.
    you can drink it warm or room temp…. Warm is better.

  250. 250
    The Makeup Maven says:

    What’chu see? :coffee:

  251. 251
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Pryti – You been saying that since yesta-dae! :coffee:

  252. 252

    e-YUUUUUUUUUUCK! @ gummy leather. She just walked past me again. :wail:

  253. 253
    Hershey says:

    @ Tatted nuhshiat! You’re the type that once your angry switch is flipped, nothing but God or a mass of people holding you down will turn it off

    #IknowYourkind

    #AngerManagementSuccessStoryGotTheCertficateToProveIt

    :yes:

  254. 254
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ MZD

  255. 255
    Femme Fatale says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    @Hershey …

    @Igo … What exactly is Sake?? This I’ve never had for some reason because I don’t know what it is. Is it spicy?
    ____________________________________________________________

    nah its a rice wine… very stong.
    you can drink it warm or room temp…. Warm is better.

    ___________________

    It’s good cold too. It should be a law that Sake should always be consumed while eating sushi. The two just go hand in hand.

    Sup SR!

  256. 256
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Hershey – I can agree w/you on that! I once had to have someone “snap” me outta choking a bish to def!

    #notproud
    #merelyfacts

  257. 257

    @ Hershey….She a big woman too. My GMA used to be big but, she was a sweet smelling big one. ION think the one behind me washes all her crevices though. You know how when you wash a baby and you gotta get the rolls under their necks and stuff? She keeps missing those spots apparently. :no:

  258. 258
    Keilyme says:

    My favorite hoarding show is 19 kids and counting. :coffee:

  259. 259

    @ Namesake….What I do though? :shrug:

  260. 260
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ Keily

  261. 261
    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, try sake’ or port :yes:

    Sake’ gets you all warm inside. Port is best at 30 yrs or higher :yes:

  262. 262

    @ Tatted…I swear you sound like the female version of he who lives in my apartment. :rofl:

  263. 263
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Namesack – You just got me bent over this leathery azz bish you tom’bout! I’m hollering so much, you owe me another Nestle Pure Life Water! :lol:

  264. 264
    JMO says:

    Thanks Femme and Igo … I’m going to try that this weekend :thumbsup:

  265. 265

    @ YallC…What should I try? Keep in mind last time I drank Malibu I woke up with a hangover. :champ:

  266. 266
    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, try sake’ or port :yes:

    Sake’ gets you all warm inside. Port is best at 30 yrs or higher :yes:
    _________________________________________________________

    *writes down Port* :thumbsup:

  267. 267
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Namesake – What’chu mean! Your live-in is an awesomely sweet individual? :thinking:

  268. 268
    YSoSrs says:

    What y’all talking bout? :waiting:

  269. 269
    I Go There says:

    Femme Fatale says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    @Hershey …

    @Igo … What exactly is Sake?? This I’ve never had for some reason because I don’t know what it is. Is it spicy?
    ____________________________________________________________

    nah its a rice wine… very stong.
    you can drink it warm or room temp…. Warm is better.

    ___________________

    It’s good cold too. It should be a law that Sake should always be consumed while eating sushi. The two just go hand in hand.

    Sup SR!
    ___________________________________________

    Yep… That shait knock me on my azz.

  270. 270
    PrytiBrownIs says:

    the new one come up yet?

  271. 271
    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- HATES PRYTI AND HER PLETHERA OF GRIFF SUPREME GRAVIS! I JUST HOLLERED SO LOUD, MY CO-WORKER SAID "OH COME ON!" :rofl:

  272. 272

    @ Tatt…I sorry but, I swear i’ve been looking at the same two leather suits everyday for atleast a month now. How the hell she cleaning them? It’s not like you can throw that in the washer! :mad:

  273. 273
    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    Thanks Femme and Igo … I’m going to try that this weekend
    _____________________________________

    Denise dont get caust play the Alphabet game and then blame it on me…

    Atlanta, Baltimore…. :lol:

  274. 274
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ MZD – Tell that bish to “wipe ‘em down” and make sure she get that crunchy crack too! :lol:

  275. 275
    Hershey says:

    @ Tatted I can see that in your innocent looking gravi :yes: you and I are here >< once I'm crunk I'm heyull on 5inch heels

    @ MzD, can't you talk to her in a kind way, or send an anomyous, anonmyous, anonomous, chit secret email from another email account (hint) in a kind fashion? I'd be called on the carpet about her stankin big azz…funk angers me

    #IOnlyWantToSmellGoodScents

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  277. 277
    Keilyme says:

    @MzD

    She frebeeze her leather!

  278. 278
    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    What y’all talking bout?
    ________________________________

    sushi
    letting your ex dudes BFF hit the side smile
    and now SAKE… :coffee:

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    Cocoabana says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Hershey….She a big woman too. My GMA used to be big but, she was a sweet smelling big one. ION think the one behind me washes all her crevices though. You know how when you wash a baby and you gotta get the rolls under their necks and stuff? She keeps missing those spots apparently.
    ———

    Sounds like her ass smells like old ass sabrett hot dogs left in the water.

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    Femme Fatale says:

    Yep… That shait knock me on my azz.

    ___________________________

    Good times! And I love all of the rolls you mentioned, but I’ve gots to start with the spicey tuna roll….talking actual fish here.

  281. 281
    Keilyme says:

    Febreze^

  282. 282
    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- BEEN MISREPRESENTED W/MY ANGER! :wail: :lol:

    #Sike

  283. 283
    YSoSrs says:

    Shanatta’s my first name. I don’t see the humor. :coffee:

  284. 284

    @ Tatted…. He is at times but he’s either —– or _____ AIN’T NO MIDDLE GROUND! I tried to stop him from fighting my cousin’s boyfriend once, two angry blk negros in the middle of the street in the middle of the night. I got dragged the space of two houses trying to pull his ass back. He apologized when he calmed down but, I swear he went from Baby Simba to pissed off Mufasa in 2.5 nano seconds.

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    fukk wit them chilren though and neither the FBI, DEA, local or your Big Mama will be able to find your ass.
    ________________________
    :rofl: Big Mama

    @Change
    In Cali’s mind Im the harlot of SR :rofl:

    :kiss: @ Cali

  286. 286
    I Go There says:

    Femme Fatale says:

    Yep… That shait knock me on my azz.

    ___________________________

    Good times! And I love all of the rolls you mentioned, but I’ve gots to start with the spicey tuna roll….talking actual fish here.
    ________________________________

    Ive had the spicy tuna once… it was pretty good.

  287. 287
    Keilyme says:

    It is not @Yso

  288. 288
    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    In that order? :lol:

  289. 289
    caligirl says:

    @Choco :rofl :rofl:

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    I got dragged the space of two houses trying to pull his ass back. He apologized when he calmed down but,
    __________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

    A womans place is not between men LITERALLY :rofl: @ 2cents

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :popcorn: OK WHAT I MISS??

  292. 292
    The Makeup Maven says:

    *MUST KNOW THE OBVIOUS OBSESSION W/GRIFF SUPREME*

  293. 293

    I’m gonna burn candles around my damned desk and periodically spray my area.

  294. 294
    I Go There says:

    Wait a minute….where’s Laker?

  295. 295
    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, get port at a steak house. I forgot that you were going for sushi this weekend. Which place?

  296. 296
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ MZD – I’mma Taurus and SOMEONE recently told me they read that it takes alot for the horns of a Taurus to come out, but when they do bayyyyy-beeee listen! :coffee:

    #IDON’TAGREETHOUGH

  297. 297
    caligirl says:

    :waves: Femme Fatale – Long time….Sushi sounds good, maybe I’ll have that tonight.

  298. 298

    @ Choco…I was grabbing his belt from behind him. I wasn’t getting in the middle of that shyt! :nono:

  299. 299
    I Go There says:

    @YSO

    Not in that order… but sushi just came up

  300. 300
    JMO says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I got dragged the space of two houses trying to pull his ass back. He apologized when he calmed down but,
    __________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

    A womans place is not between men LITERALLY :rofl: @ 2cents
    ______________________________

    :rofl:

  301. 301
    YSoSrs says:

    KEILY!! :hugs: and a :kiss: for JoJo

    It is too. Shanatta Ann. Rolls off the tongue, don’t it?

  302. 302

    Oh well Ladies and IGo….I’m out this popsicle stand. I will see you lovely ppl tomorrow. :hug: :kiss:

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    Femme Fatale says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, get port at a steak house. I forgot that you were going for sushi this weekend. Which place?

    _________________

    If you get a Port off the shelf, I recommend Sandeman. Inexpensive and delish! A two-fer!

  304. 304

    I was grabbing his belt from behind him. I wasn’t getting in the middle of that shyt!
    _____________________
    :rofl: :rofl: pls stop with the visuals I can see your feet now sliding agaisnt concrete :rofl:

  305. 305

    @ Ann…The name wasn’t as bad as the reason why SHE named her baby that. I think Shanatta is better than my first name.

    Ok, I’m gone.

  306. 306
    caligirl says:

    @dimpz – reed diffusers are my fav :yes:

  307. 307
    Yall still crazy says:

    Dimpz, plug it in plug it in :whistle:

    Get one of those stick’ em deodorizers and go to town :rofl:

  308. 308
    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, get port at a steak house. I forgot that you were going for sushi this weekend. Which place?
    ___________________________________________________________________

    RA Sushi … I believe its in Lombard

    @William … shut up :lol: … You will be blamed

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO I HERE
    @DIMPZ :hug: HAVE A GOOD ONE :)

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    Femme Fatale says:

    caligirl says:

    Femme Fatale – Long time….Sushi sounds good, maybe I’ll have that tonight.

    _____________

    :hug: Sup Cali! Yes, hun….just came off my busiest season.

  311. 311
    The Makeup Maven says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    A womans place is not between men LITERALLY @ 2cents :rofl:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    WHY MUST I :heart: YOU TODAY? :rofl:

  312. 312
    JMO says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ann…The name wasn’t as bad as the reason why SHE named her baby that. I think Shanatta is better than my first name.

    Ok, I’m gone.
    _______________________________

    :bye: K :lol:

  313. 313
    caligirl says:

    Submits :ban: friend application back to E-bestie :smile:

  314. 314
    Hershey says:

    @Dimpz go by Kirkland’s or Michaels, buy some of that oil that you can put in a ring around your lamps, fugg the lamp and pour it in her seat

    #helpful

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  316. 316
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I JUST GOT A PAPER CUT ON MY DAM LIP :wail: :cuss:

  317. 317
    Keilyme says:

    I have a love/hate relationship with my name.

  318. 318
    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @tatted hes actually my godfather…like stood up at the church and all and i out it up cuz of some a-hole comment the other day. but now its just to annoy you lmaoooo

  319. 319
    Yall still crazy says:

    FF, IONO the names of the ports yo! I just ask the waiter what years there from, and then I pick the oldest :shrug: djm :grill:

    *writes Sandeman down*

  320. 320
    Keilyme says:

    @Yso

    it does roll off the tongue!

  321. 321
    Hershey says:

    Dimpz what’s your first name?

  322. 322
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Pryti – Oh okay…tell that nigga I said “all due respect!” :lol:

  323. 323
    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I JUST GOT A PAPER CUT ON MY DAM LIP
    ______________________________________

    So many comments so little time… :lol:

  324. 324
    Hershey says:

    Keily what’s your name?

  325. 325
    Yall still crazy says:

    Let me know how it is Jmo.

    Good thing yall aren’t going to the one everybody goes to downtown, nice atmosphere, but just ok food…

    —————————-
    *calls Yso by her whole first and middle name pronounced together* Hey :waves:

    :rofl:

  326. 326
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – Awww come here! I’ve done that before!

  327. 327
    Femme Fatale says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    FF, IONO the names of the ports yo! I just ask the waiter what years there from, and then I pick the oldest djm

    *writes Sandeman down*

    ___________________

    lol I understand….you prefer to be served. I can dig it.

  328. 328
    Yall still crazy says:

    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I JUST GOT A PAPER CUT ON MY DAM LIP
    ______________________________________

    So many comments so little time…

    ——————————
    How?

  329. 329
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO :lol: IT BURNS!! :wail:

  330. 330
    Yall still crazy says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – Awww come here! I’ve done that before!

    ———————-
    But HOW?

  331. 331
    Ty says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Dimpz, plug it in plug it in

    Get one of those stick’ em deodorizers and go to town
    ______________
    Or throw a smoke bomb under her desk :coffee:

  332. 332
    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, get port at a steak house. I forgot that you were going for sushi this weekend. Which place?
    ___________________________________________________________________

    RA Sushi … I believe its in Lombard

    @William … shut up … You will be blamed
    ________________________________________

    i can see it now… you comming all in the house all drunk and shait and dudes gonna ask you WTF you doing… “I had Sake and William told me to do it” Telling off an shait.

  333. 333

    How?
    ____________
    Ahh come on it’s not that hard to see where he is going with that :rofl:

  334. 334
    caligirl says:

    @Laker – Yeah, I just just thought……then just said to myself never mind.

  335. 335
    Keilyme says:

    @Hershey

    Amber Rose :)

  336. 336
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SIS :cry: I JUST FEEL LIKE BIG OL BABY TODAY!! :wail: IT HURTS THO!!

  337. 337
    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO IT BURNS!!
    ___________________________

    :lol:

    :coffee:

  338. 338
    Yall still crazy says:

    I once was sucking on one of those cheap suckers (Dr’s office kind) and I sucked it down to where it was real thin and translucent, messed around and cut my damn tongue on the top :hahaha:

  339. 339

    But HOW?
    _______________
    :rofl: :rofl: I have 1.5 hours to go and you can’t leave :rofl:

  340. 340
    Hershey says:

    @ Keily like the heaux?

  341. 341
    Femme Fatale says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    I once was sucking on one of those cheap suckers (Dr’s office kind) and I sucked it down to where it was real thin and translucent, messed around and cut my damn tongue on the top

    ______________________

    :rofl: I notice yo azz said “once”.

  342. 342
    Yall still crazy says:

    You laughing! and I’m serious :rofl: #aintnopapercomingnearmymouth :shrug:

  343. 343
    Ty says:

    Keilyme says:

    @Hershey

    Amber Rose
    _______________
    Please see Fayla…we got the hookup for Whiz’s feet :yes:

  344. 344
    YSoSrs says:

    :waves: @YALL

    That’s EXACTLY how you’re supposed to say it. Especially when I’m being messy, gotta drag out the Ann. :yes:

  345. 345
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – You ARE a big ‘ol baby today and you need your big sister! :hug:

  346. 346
    caligirl says:

    If some smells HR will address it. I worked some where and we had a All hands meeting about hygiene. A memo was passed out.

    1. Wear clean clothing.
    2. Bathe before coming to work.
    3. Wear appropriate clothing (no dressing like you going to the club)
    4. No open toe shoes
    5. No dirty fingernails.

    Craziet memo I’ve ever seen….

  347. 347
    Yall still crazy says:

    FF, I do not mess around anymore with those :rofl: It could have been so much worse yo :rofl:

    The day that happened I was creeping and really made more of a big deal than it was. It even bled (very minimal)! Imagine me telling someone to kiss my bloody tongue :lol: He did it though :coffee:

  348. 348

    You laughing! and I’m serious #aintnopapercomingnearmymouth
    ____________________________
    :lol: Okay if not paper then what :blow: :rofl:

  349. 349
    Keilyme says:

    @Hershey

    My name is actually Keidra

  350. 350
    Yall still crazy says:

    ALRIGHT NOW SANDRA ROSE, FIRST THE SCHIKK NOW WE GOT THE “WHO’S FACE IS THIS OR THAT” SHATT TAKING OVER THE SCREEN.

    They are trying to play you yo! They probably only paid for a regular ad and done slipped in some take over your screen type ads :shrug:

  351. 351
    PrytiBrownIs says:

    <~~~~~~~ heres a new one for Tatted

  352. 352

    How about I did my taxes today and couldn’t e file until friday :rofl: GHetto

  353. 353
    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    FF, I do not mess around anymore with those It could have been so much worse yo

    The day that happened I was creeping and really made more of a big deal than it was. It even bled (very minimal)! Imagine me telling someone to kiss my bloody tongue He did it though
    ___________________________________________

    Mouth all bleeding and shait.

  354. 354
    Femme Fatale says:

    Imagine me telling someone to kiss my bloody tongue He did it though

    _______________________

    :rofl: He’d done worse…I’m sure.

  355. 355
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :rofl: FUK YALL :rofl: HAVE A GRREEEAT DAY BISHES!! :waves:

  356. 356
    Hershey says:

    @ Cali, seriously? I have a coworker who is a Union using fool, she would have skull drug management for that meeting :lol:

    @Ty I have some whipfinity, but I don’t think there’s a cream potent enuff for those things of Whiz’s, Shaq’s, Tracy Morgan’s hands, elbows and feet, Dave Chappelle entire body, Kevin Hart’s ashy azz hands, let me stop…

    #despisesAsh

  357. 357
    West Coast Chick says:

    Somebody PLEASE tell mt Whitney Houston aint broke :wail: I just refused to believe that!!!!

  358. 358
    The Makeup Maven says:

    Awww Pryti – :hug:

  359. 359
    Cocoabana says:

    @cali, i’ve seen that memo here at work too…it’s disgusting. why would you want to smell like straight ass on purpose?

  360. 360
    Cocoabana says:

    @WCC, she smoked all her damn money away…her and Bobbi Kristina.

  361. 361
    Yall still crazy says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    You laughing! and I’m serious #aintnopapercomingnearmymouth
    ____________________________
    Okay if not paper then what
    ————————-
    Wait :stop:
    The lip cut came from the peen? :shocked:
    #alwayslost :wail:

  362. 362
    Hershey says:

    @Keily Keidra is purtee :yes:

  363. 363
    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— NEEDS A RAUNCH-AZZ SONG RATT ABOUT NOW!

  364. 364
    Hershey says:

    @ West Coast I read that shyt earlier, she shole ain’t living like she’s broke, I think it’s a lie, I refuse to believe that Whitney is living crackishly again

  365. 365
    Keilyme says:

    @Hershey

    Thanks

  366. 366

    @WCC
    I didn’t want to believe but I think it’s true I heard they used to spend huge cake monthly on that :snort: she wasn’t working any of that time and he had all these child support cases

  367. 367

    @Yall
    I don’t know how Lakes cut her lip but you said you aint putting no paper near your mouth soooo I was guessing it was PEEN

  368. 368
    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— NEEDS A RAUNCH-AZZ SONG RATT ABOUT NOW!
    __________________________________________

    There some hos in this house

    :lol:

  369. 369
    Yall still crazy says:

    WCC, she never wrote any music. Clive played her since she was young IMO :coffee:

    —————————–
    Igo, it wasn’t like that, it was like a papercut on my tongue, with a minute drop of blood :lol:

  370. 370
    I Go There says:

    Have a good one Laker… Tell Pedro I said whats up.

  371. 371
    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— NEEDS A RAUNCH-AZZ SONG RATT ABOUT NOW!
    __________________________________________

    There some hos in this house
    :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Ain't it though! :coffee: :lol:

  372. 372
    Yall still crazy says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— NEEDS A RAUNCH-AZZ SONG RATT ABOUT NOW!
    __________________________________________

    There some hos in this house

    :lol:
    ———————————————–
    :whistle:
    If you see em' point em' out
    If you see em' point em' out

    Hummyangyangyang :dead:

  373. 373
    caligirl says:

    Hershey/Cocabann – My thoughts are that they don’t know that they smell, or just DGAF :shrug: There is nothing going on in my life that I can’t have a spot free shrit and pants at 9:00a…

  374. 374
    Yall still crazy says:

    Choco, I’ll put that near and inside :lol: but still won’t kiss :grill:

  375. 375
    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— NEEDS A RAUNCH-AZZ SONG RATT ABOUT NOW!
    __________________________________________

    There some hos in this house

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Ain't it though!
    _________________________

    :lol:

    I dont even like that word when it comes to women.

  376. 376
    Keilyme says:

    :cya:

    Have a good evening all

    *walks out throwing Godiva Chocolates*

  377. 377
    Yall still crazy says:

    I Go There says:

    Have a good one Laker… Tell Pedro I said whats up.

    :lol:
    Wheww, ok, so it was Pedro and not a period :rofl:

  378. 378
    The Makeup Maven says:

    *I feel Ya’ll & IGO tryna bait me* I’m not gonna get into it w/NOBODY!
    :nono:

  379. 379
    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @tatted that aint me…thats Teyanna Taylor without her weave lmao

  380. 380
    Yall still crazy says:

    :waves: Kei *opens mouth to catch a godiva* :rofl:

  381. 381
    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    *I feel Ya’ll & IGO tryna bait me* I’m not gonna get into it w/NOBODY!
    _______________________________

    I wasnt trying to do that… I swear.

  382. 382
    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    I Go There says:

    Have a good one Laker… Tell Pedro I said whats up.

    Wheww, ok, so it was Pedro and not a period
    _______________________________________________

    Nah its Pedro

  383. 383
    Yall still crazy says:

    :shocked: What?!!?

    :lol: I am singing yo :lol:

    :whistle: If you see em’ point em’ out, if you see em’ point em’ out

  384. 384

    I’ll put that near and inside but still won’t kiss

    Wheww, ok, so it was Pedro and not a period
    ________________________
    Yo chick fuk is off with you today :rofl: :rofl:

  385. 385
    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo scared of Tatted :lol: got him “swearing” and ish :lol:

  386. 386
    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    I once was sucking on one of those cheap suckers (Dr’s office kind) and I sucked it down to where it was real thin and translucent, messed around and cut my damn tongue on the top :hahaha:
    _______________________________________-

    :rofl: … How was the event this past Saturday?

  387. 387
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Prtyi – Oh yeah…NOW THAT YOU SAY IT, IT DON’T LOOK LIKE YOUR LAST PIC!

    @ E-Bro – Hmmmmph

    @ Smurfette – Hmmmmph

  388. 388
    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    *I feel Ya’ll & IGO tryna bait me* I’m not gonna get into it w/NOBODY!
    _______________________________

    I wasnt trying to do that… I swear.
    ________________________________

    :coffee:

  389. 389
    West Coast Chick says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @WCC
    I didn’t want to believe but I think it’s true I heard they used to spend huge cake monthly on that she wasn’t working any of that time and he had all these child support cases

    _______________________________

    :wail: I heard that too. the drug dealer supposely had something to say :lol: damn damn damn!!!!!

    ___________________________________

    Hershey says:

    @ West Coast I read that shyt earlier, she shole ain’t living like she’s broke, I think it’s a lie, I refuse to believe that Whitney is living crackishly again
    _______________________________

    mannnnnnnn, they said the record company (her people) are keeping her from being homeless.

    Im sad now :cry:

  390. 390
    Yall still crazy says:

    IONO yo :rofl: Somebody said period then somebody else said pedro :lol: & I didn’t go back to see :rofl:

  391. 391
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Smurfette – that’s cuz IGO is my brother and he knows i’ll go tell mama like Dee us’ta do on What’s Happening! :coffee:

  392. 392
    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo scared of Tatted got him “swearing” and ish
    ___________________________________________

    I aint scared of shait…. :lol:

  393. 393

    2 Live Crew is back does anyone remember them LAWD

  394. 394
    Femme Fatale says:

    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @tatted that aint me…thats Teyanna Taylor without her weave lmao

    _______________

    Wow. See, this is partly why I love being a women. We get to play dress up and be a dif chick whenever we’re hiding or just feel like it.

  395. 395
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO – THANK YOU!!!!!!! :lol:

  396. 396
    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo scared of Tatted got him “swearing” and ish
    ___________________________________________

    I aint scared of shait…. :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Keep it up! :coffee:

  397. 397
    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    *I feel Ya’ll & IGO tryna bait me* I’m not gonna get into it w/NOBODY!
    _______________________________

    I wasnt trying to do that… I swear.
    ________________________________

    :coffee:
    ___________________________________

    Ole hatin ass… copy cat
    :lol:

  398. 398
    Yall still crazy says:

    *starts the “fight”* :rollsneck: Hmmmp What? *ties Change up so she can’t get me* :lol:

    ———————————
    Jmo, it was nice and classy! My bff would have been so proud of her baby! She is still innocent and I hope that last for a while :yes:

  399. 399
    The Makeup Maven says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    2 Live Crew is back does anyone remember them LAWD
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :yes: I UST’A COULD DANCE JUST LIKE THEM GIRLS! :coffee:

  400. 400
    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo scared of Tatted got him “swearing” and ish
    ___________________________________________

    I aint scared of shait….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Keep it up!
    _______________________

    Im not scared… :lol:

  401. 401
    YSoSrs says:

    (catches a Godiva Chocolate in my mouth)

    :cya: @KEILY

  402. 402
    West Coast Chick says:

    WCC, she never wrote any music. Clive played her since she was young IMO ___________________

    damn, thats true, she didnt write those songs, but shouldnt she have some type of royalities??no??? ?? a stock in the company?? a discount jcpenny card??? something??? :shrugs:

  403. 403
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Smurfette – Why you gotta tie Change up?! She ain’t gon’jump in it!
    :lol:

  404. 404
    Ty says:

    caligirl says:

    If some smells HR will address it. I worked some where and we had a All hands meeting about hygiene. A memo was passed out.

    1. Wear clean clothing.
    2. Bathe before coming to work.
    3. Wear appropriate clothing (no dressing like you going to the club)
    4. No open toe shoes
    5. No dirty fingernails.

    Craziet memo I’ve ever seen….
    _________________
    Its crazy but companies have to do this. One of my coworkers was similar to Dimpz coworker and she had one black suit that she wore for 2mths straight. When I finally asked her what was going on because we were getting complaints, she told me that she was running from her husband. She got her kids and left in the middle of the night and ended up in Georgia. Most of her money was going to the hotel and she couldnt afford to buy any clothes or do laundry. Shyt like that weighs heavy on me so I had all kind of shyt when I came back the next day. I rounded up some of me and my kids shyt, a few friends and neighbors.

  405. 405
    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    2 Live Crew is back does anyone remember them LAWD
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I UST’A COULD DANCE JUST LIKE THEM GIRLS!
    _______________________________________

    Saw them at this club… change my entire way I looked at life
    :lol:

  406. 406
    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo scared of Tatted got him “swearing” and ish
    ___________________________________________

    I aint scared of shait….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Keep it up!
    _______________________

    Im not scared… :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *me yelling* MOMMA, ROG IS DOWN HERE MESSIN’ W/ME?! Give me my $5.00 and I won’t tell!

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    2 Live Crew is back does anyone remember them LAWD

    ______________________

    :rofl: they are waaaay too old now, they gone be lookin like fat perverts on stage :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :cya: everyone!

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    Hershey says:

    @ Tatted :whistle: rather whispers

    Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
    Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
    You got a sexy *ss body and your *ss look soft
    Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
    Naw I’m jus playin’ unless you say I can
    And im known to be a real nasty man
    And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
    So I don’t mind asking for head
    You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
    And you can start usin’ yo head
    You like to f*ck, have your legs open all in da b_tt
    Do it up slappin *ss cause the sex gets rough
    Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
    So you can see what you’ve been missin’
    You might had some but you never had none like this
    Just wait til you see my d*ck (Oooooooo!!!)

    Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
    Wait til you see my d*ck
    Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
    Imma beat dat p*ssy up
    Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
    Wait you see my d*ck
    Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
    Imma beat dat p*ssy up
    Like be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
    Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
    Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
    Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
    Beat the p*ssy up, beat the p*ssy up
    Beat the p*ssy up, beat the p*ssy up
    Beat the p*ssy up, beat the p*ssy up
    Beat the p*ssy up, beat the p*ssy up
    (Oooooooo!!!)

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    JMO says:

    @Yall …. Awww!! Thats great!!

    @Tatted … I peeped him :fistbump:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    2 Live Crew is back does anyone remember them LAWD
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I UST’A COULD DANCE JUST LIKE THEM GIRLS!
    _______________________________________

    Saw them at this club… change my entire way I looked at life
    :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :whistle: I wanna rock, I wanna rock, I-I-I wanna rock

    *yeah – had not bid-ness listening to them back them* :coffee:

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    Shyt like that weighs heavy on me so I had all kind of shyt when I came back the next day. I rounded up some of me and my kids shyt, a few friends and neighbors.
    ______________
    :clap: God is GOOD that was sooo kind of you!

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    *I feel Ya’ll & IGO tryna bait me* I’m not gonna get into it w/NOBODY!
    _______________________________

    I wasnt trying to do that… I swear.
    ________________________________

    :coffee:
    ___________________________________

    Ole hatin ass… copy cat
    :lol:
    ____________________________________

    :coffee:

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    YSoSrs says:

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait? :think:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Hersh – THANK YOU BOO! :hug:

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    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo scared of Tatted got him “swearing” and ish
    ___________________________________________

    I aint scared of shait….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Keep it up!
    _______________________

    Im not scared…
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *me yelling* MOMMA, ROG IS DOWN HERE MESSIN’ W/ME?! Give me my $5.00 and I won’t tell!
    _______________________________

    Rog though?….. :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Pryti – Why you laffin’ at me?! :blink: :thinking: :lol:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Ty says:

    Its crazy but companies have to do this. One of my coworkers was similar to Dimpz coworker and she had one black suit that she wore for 2mths straight. When I finally asked her what was going on because we were getting complaints, she told me that she was running from her husband. She got her kids and left in the middle of the night and ended up in Georgia. Most of her money was going to the hotel and she couldnt afford to buy any clothes or do laundry. Shyt like that weighs heavy on me so I had all kind of shyt when I came back the next day. I rounded up some of me and my kids shyt, a few friends and neighbors.

    ___________________________

    :cheers: thats whassup Ma!!! :wink:

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    Femme Fatale says:

    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @tatted that aint me…thats Teyanna Taylor without her weave lmao

    _______________

    Wow. See, this is partly why I love being a women. We get to play dress up and be a dif chick whenever we’re hiding or just feel like it.

    —————
    Gotta give he credit. Her weaves are good cuz if this pic wouldnt have came out a few years ago I wouldve thought alot (not all) of that hair was hers

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    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait
    ___________________________________

    Thats cause yall heffas always talking shait to me like Im scared.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ E-Bro – Yeah, Rog was Dee’s brother. I told you I was gonna tell just like that! The only way Rog ain’t get that azz beat by they momma, is if he gave Dee that $5 beans! *holds hand out*

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @tatted cuz you thought that was me

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    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ E-Bro – Yeah, Rog was Dee’s brother. I told you I was gonna tell just like that! The only way Rog ain’t get that azz beat by they momma, is if he gave Dee that $5 beans! *holds hand out
    ______________________________________

    Oh I know who you talking bout… Im still not giving you 5 dollars. :lol:

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    Ty says:

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait
    ___________________________________

    Thats cause yall heffas always talking shait to me like Im scared.
    _________________
    E-jumps Igo and throws a handful of skittles :rofl: I told u we are nosey heffas :cuss:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    Suuuuuuuuure. That’s the reason. :coffee:

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    Femme Fatale says:

    Gotta give he credit. Her weaves are good cuz if this pic wouldnt have came out a few years ago I wouldve thought alot (not all) of that hair was hers

    ____________

    The chick’s weaves stay on point. :yes: Haven’t seen her in a minute, tho.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Pryti :ashamed:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ E-Bro yes, Rog…thick azz glasses and all…. :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    Ty says:

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait
    ___________________________________

    Thats cause yall heffas always talking shait to me like Im scared.
    _________________
    E-jumps Igo and throws a handful of skittles I told u we are nosey heffas
    _________________________

    All yall fighting Heffas always starting trouble… :lol:

    Excuse me NOSEY heffas.

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    I Go There says:

    @YSO

    you too huh?… :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ E-Bro yes, Rog…thick azz glasses and all….
    ________________________________________

    Have you seen me in glasses…. NOPE

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    Ty says:

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait
    ___________________________________

    Thats cause yall heffas always talking shait to me like Im scared.
    _________________
    E-jumps Igo and throws a handful of skittles I told u we are nosey heffas
    _________________________

    All yall fighting Heffas always starting trouble… :lol:

    Excuse me NOSEY heffas.
    __________________________________________________

    :violin:

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    I Go There says:

    @JMO

    Cant stand you…

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :lol: @ JMO! I forgot all about :violin: emoticon! :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    Let me get outta here…

    Aright yall Im out… yall take it easy.

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    Yall still crazy says:

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait
    ___________________________________

    Thats cause yall heffas always talking shait to me like Im scared.

    ———————–
    Ole scary azz :lol:

    ———————————————————-
    Uncle Luke is a pimp now though :coffee: #hegothoesandeverythang :yes:

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    JMO says:

    :rofl:

    @Igo … :hug: *then pushes you away real quick cuz I don’t want no problems!! :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    @Igo … *then pushes you away real quick cuz I don’t want no problems!!
    _______________________________________________

    :coffee:

    Scary for no damn reason….

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, fyi–there will be a private superbowl party there $15 all-you-can-eat :D

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Ty, that was really very sweet of you yo! :hug: <–tight shaking granny style hug

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    JMO says:

    :lol: I get it, I get it and I quit :wink::bye:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Did April get Creamy yall?!?!

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    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, fyi–there will be a private superbowl party there $15 all-you-can-eat :D
    ____________________________________________________________

    WHEN? ugg I guess on the 5th right … I promised my friend I would attend her event … I can catch the flu though :think:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    *writes fake Dr’s note* :lol:

    Your decision… I just wanted you to be “in the know”. :coffee:

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    MsOnederful says:

    Auntie can you do a post on Sarah Chapman, Diddy and their 5 year old daughter. She just had a party in Georgia and she is just too cute for words! The pics are on Funk Master Flex’s blog.

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    JMO says:

    @Yall, its at the RA downtown?

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    Yall still crazy says:

    :welcome: 3halos, how ya doin’? How ya mama doin’? :grill:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    What’s RA?

    It’s at the address I sent you.

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    WOW JMO if you are implying you would recieve trouble from me cuz you hug’d EGO so not the case!

    IF NOT Disregard my comments unless you can’t!

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    Yall still crazy says:

    :waiting: @3halos

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    Yall still crazy says:

    IF NOT Disregard my comments unless you can’t!

    Now what the hail does that mean? DOuble/triple negative.

    I’m joshing you Choco :hahaha:

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    @Yall
    It means nothing I don’t know if they are implying old azz chit that occurred on SR or not so Im just saying HUG ALL YOU WANT! Here’s one for you :hugs: :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    WOW JMO if you are implying you would recieve trouble from me cuz you hug’d EGO so not the case!

    IF NOT Disregard my comments unless you can’t!
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :blink: … Ummm, at what point did I type “@Choco” in that comment?? *scrolls up to see if my ish is in white font* :think:

    #relax

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    #relax
    _________
    Relaxed! A lot of subliminal chit isn’t directly addressed surely you would agree but tis all good!

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Yall+Choco+Jmo (group) :hug:

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    JMO says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    #relax
    _________
    Relaxed! A lot of subliminal chit isn’t directly addressed surely you would agree but tis all good!
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :lol: It really wasnt about you at all but I have noticed that you tend to think most subliminal things directed toward IGO is about you for some reason and you come out of nowhere :haha: #chibymuch

    Have a goodnight Choco :bye:

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    :hugs: Girl Im good I just noticed a lot of underlying chit and for real aint ever that serious this chit is SR land I leave work I leave SR :lol: :hugs: :hugs: :hugs: to ALL!

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    It really wasnt about you at all but I have noticed that you tend to think most subliminal things directed toward IGO is about you for some reason and you come out of nowhere #chibymuch
    ________________________
    Yeah I know Im all over EGO #liesmuch

    Have FUN lil one :wink:

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    3halos says:

    Hi Yall still crazy, Thanks for the welcome! Doing great and so is my momma :)

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    caligirl says:

    So Sandra got rid of the razor and but now it’s replaced……

    @Ty – Didnt think about that…In that case her mind was messed up but, really she could have threw that rancid suit in the tub and it would have been dry the next day.

    My grandmother taught me alot…One of the THE most important

    NO matter…What you do in life. Always have on clean draws (underwear) keep yo cloths clean and crack dat ass every day (wash)

    Glad you helped her out. :yes:

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    Secret says:

    @ mizzdallas

    Dang, I am late with this response, but yeah there is recent birthday pics of him. Look at the pics side by side. They have the same eyes, lips, mouth and everything

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    RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 - 01/12) says:

    This does belong in family court. So, the judge is correct. Stand by for further developments. Wow. Halle has really been holding back on Gabriel’s temperment and pushy ways. I remember when she said that he used the n-word towards her, but she never made statements about this kind of abuse.

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    Yardgirl says:

    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @tatted that aint me…thats Teyanna Taylor without her weave lmao

    _______________

    Wow. See, this is partly why I love being a women. We get to play dress up and be a dif chick whenever we’re hiding or just feel like it.

    —————
    Gotta give he credit. Her weaves are good cuz if this pic wouldnt have came out a few years ago I wouldve thought alot (not all) of that hair was hers
    **************************************

    Last summer I was in a store on 125th St (Harlem) and she walked in with a few friends. I was staring real hard because she had about 1/8 of her usual hair and no makeup (looking just like your pix) and I was not sure if it was really her. Her weaves are on point because I always thought it was her real hair :yes:

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