Halle’s Nanny Loses Restraining Order Request Against Aubry

Apparently Halle Berry’s nanny doesn’t have good karma because a judge today tossed out her restraining order petition against Gabriel Aubry.

As you know, Alliance Kamdem, 29, took out a police report last week accusing Aubry, 35, of “ongoing” verbal and physical abuse towards her. Kamdem claims Aubry hurled racial epithets at her and shoved her into a door while she was holding Nahla last Wednesday.

In her petition, Kamdem cited another alleged incident in June in which she claims Gabriel violently pushed her out a door.

According to celebrity gossip website, TMZ.com, Kamdem “also said Gabriel didn’t like her from the moment she began her duties as a nanny last June. She claims Gabriel said, “You are a spy,” and “Nahla doesn’t like you, she doesn’t want you here.”

She said that while she was performing her nanny duties on the set of Halle’s movie in Spain, Aubry “would walk over and violently grab/take Nahla away from me.”

But the judge wasn’t convinced. He called Kamdem’s accusations “insufficient and speculative” — and he advised her to take the matter up in family court. The judge rejected her claims probably because what Kamdem was saying didn’t make sense without Aubry’s side of the story.

Kamdem has since quit her position as Halle’s nanny.



 


  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I agree with the judge :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    This shyt is gonna be a mess! :no:

  • EB

    Nahla is going to grow up and write a script for a movie called Mommie Dearest 2

  • The Makeup Maven

    I would’ve been quit the first time that nigga snatched something up out my arms/hand! I would go upside somebody’s head in a heartbeat, and I ain’t built/made for the penn, so me excusing myself from their presence prolly would’ve worked best for me! :coffee:

  • Secret

    :offtopic:

    Do you think Connor is really Tom Cruise son and not adopted as they say? He looks just like a spitting image of him. Or am I seeing things?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBBgw_xRA2I SamYell JacksEm

    :hahaha:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Wait, that b*tch name Alliance? :blink: I hate black people.

  • Hershey

    This is bad parenting at it’s worst. If his dumb azz has a problem with the nanny, do what Halle does, go to court, and shat your ignorant n-word spewing lips before the wrong person hits you in them

    #endsrant

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    @secret

    Is there a recent pic of connor?

  • Keilyme

    I’m on my phone and I thought Alliance was Star Jones… :coffee:

  • Hershey

    Broad as the nanny’s shoulders are, she could sure :whip: his azz, now that’s how you quit a job, beat azz, go to court, do the talk show rounds, stack your $$$

  • 2cents

    @Secret,

    I have been saying that for years. He probably knocked up a sista and paid her off real good.

    @ The Maven

    Looking fly as ever bew!!

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    :rofl: @hershey gravi … #ICant

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6yW-Chp7Pw screwball69

    Is anyone here surprised by this decision? :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :clap: may justice be served…

  • rjk8

    Why in the home does she think she can tell a father what to do with his child. Halle needs to sit her arse down and that nanny needs to get the hell on. :shotsfired1:

  • The Makeup Maven

    2 Cents – :hug: – Thank you so much!

  • rjk8

    Correction
    Why does she think she can tell a father what to do with his child. Halle needs to sit her arse down and that nanny needs to get the hell on. :shotsfired1:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Halle should really focus on other things she is letting her personal dislike for Aubry intefere with good respectful civil co-parenting :coffee: #WONT EVER TURN OUT GOOD LIKE THAT

  • The Makeup Maven

    Samyell :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBBgw_xRA2I SamYell JacksEm

    Whaddup Tatted!! :hug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Fe’s gravi! I tried wit’cho azz today! :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Samyell – My blood presha – but I’m working on that! :wink:

    Whaddup w/you?

  • candibfly

    isn’t alliance a car rental place? :shrugs:

    awesome! :wave: <—- fat free valentine's candy

  • rjk8

    All of that money, gave up on black men and Halle still is living proof of the angry black woman stereotype. What’s really going on Halle?

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Hershey – Why was I thankin’ the same thing?! :lol:

  • Keilyme

    Tatted :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Tatted … check your email :coffee:

  • Ty

    EB says:

    Nahla is going to grow up and write a script for a movie called Mommie Dearest 2
    __________
    That shyt was classic. That heffa made me take all the wire hangers outta of my damn closet :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Secret
    I’ve had the same thoughts about Connor :coffee:

  • Strawberrys and cream

    Cocoabana says:

    Wait, that b*tch name Alliance? I hate black people.

    _____________________________________________________

    that’s why i changed my race :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Candi always got snacks!! … Get it? … Candi … :rofl:

    @CD would always laugh at my jokes :wail:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Are yall as mad at Aliiance as I am? She looks like Sweetie’s cousin. Why must black female assistants look like pure STRUGGLE???

  • Hershey

    <<< @ MzD, she's cute ain't she? :rofl:

    Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't be surprised if Halle didn't put Appliance up to this… :thinking:

    #shytBitterBabyMamasDo

  • 2cents

    @ Choco

    being the relationship therapist you are maybe you can help out a “friend” of mine in a sicky situation…Care to endulge?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Dimpz Creamy Ty Awesome 2 cents Fe erryone :waves:

  • 2cents

    *sticky

    last s/p correction

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Tatted

    I couldn’t HELP it…I saw that William Levy dude and almost lost my mind!

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Appliance? haaaaaa i think we should do her like we did Keylolo just to prove we’re not racist

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ JMO – Nothing came up! It was a blank box w/a red X.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    :2dance:

  • Strawberrys and cream

    Choco :hug: what it do ma, tatted, dimpz,ty Fe hershey, jmo, pyrti :waves:

  • Starr

    If she quit, why does she need a restraining order. I mean if she quit, she likely won’t have to deal with him again :shrugs:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Keily :coffee: WIT’CHO SICK AZZ!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBBgw_xRA2I SamYell JacksEm

    Candi!!!! :kiss:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Okay Pryti, I’ll call her Application

  • caligirl

    Do you think it’s possible that Halle put this “nanny” up to this. We all know that Halle is two fried short of a happy meal.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO – Nothing came up! It was a blank box w/a red X.
    __________________________________________________________

    Grrr I sent it again

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :huh: @Creamy, is that you???? :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    As long as I live, JMO’s azz bet not EVA contact me again! :rolleyes:
    :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @2cents
    All ears babes :hugs:

  • Keilyme

    @Tatted

    You don’t eat at the Chipotle on 161, do you?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBBgw_xRA2I SamYell JacksEm

    @Tatted Nothing much. Been chillin at the crib. My vacation time doesn’t roll over here and I got 2 1/2 weeks left to jag off. Probably finna go visit my brother in Missouri.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fe – Oh he fine ‘doe….I CAN’T EEEM’ HATE! :nono:

  • Ty

    :wave: @ Choco and Strawberry

    :dead: at yall calling her Appointment :rofl:

  • Strawberrys and cream

    @feFe y yes it is :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Do you think it’s possible that Halle put this “nanny” up to this. We all know that Halle is two fried short of a happy meal.
    _________________
    Ha! I was just about to say someone paid the nanny off :coffee:

  • 2cents

    @Choco,

    Dammit I, I mean my friend needs some advice (Maven insert red little angry icon here, please and thx)

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Samyell – I :heart: Missour! :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Keily – I do, but I haven’t been in a loooooooooong time!

  • candibfly

    lawd i want some chipotle right now :crying:

    but i’m not supposed to be buying fast food or eating out :rolleyes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Bish :lol:

  • I Go There

    caligirl says:

    Do you think it’s possible that Halle put this “nanny” up to this. We all know that Halle is two fried short of a happy meal.
    _______________________________________________________

    I dont think she did that but once she found out Im sure she was the FIRST one to push the issue. :lol:
    That lady there boy I swear. All that beauty and fking NUTS.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ 2cents – My pleasure :mad:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @2cents
    Okay Okay details pls :coffee: :lol:

  • Keilyme

    @Tatted

    Don’t go back flies and shyt in the food…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Let’s see, Alliance has been called Application, Appointment….I shall call her Attachment…

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Keily – Thank you bew! Where you heart that from?

  • The Makeup Maven

    <—– REALLY WANTS A BREAKFAST SOUFFLE' FROM PANERA BREAD! :coffee:

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—– REALLY WANTS A BREAKFAST SOUFFLE' FROM PANERA BREAD
    ________________________________________

    Thats where I sit out and eat on the weekend sometimes.

  • The Makeup Maven

    2cents says:

    @ Choco

    being the relationship therapist you are maybe you can help out a “friend” of mine in a sicky situation…Care to endulge?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :popcorn: _____/

  • Keilyme

    @Tatted

    I was there and seen it after my husband bit into his burrito…

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Keily – UGH! Oh man, I’m glad you guys know now! GROSS

    Thank you

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—– REALLY WANTS A BREAKFAST SOUFFLE' FROM PANERA BREAD
    ________________________________________

    Thats where I sit out and eat on the weekend sometimes.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Try the breakfast souffle's if you go sometime in the morning. LAWD, YOU'LL SLAP (WELL, MAYBE NOT YOUR MOMMA) but if you have a stepmomma…
    YOU'LL SLAP HER AZZ! :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :lol:

  • Keilyme

    No problem gotta make sure Linden is good! :)

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Allegiant.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ JMO – Oh, you knew who that was for? :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    *SCREAMS* while :wail: I’ON LIVE IN NO LINDEN! :wail:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I sure did :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Keily – Yo azz couldn’t be nice…JUST THIS ONE TIME, HUH?! I knew it was a fuggin’ set up! :lol:

  • 2cents

    O.K. friend recently called it off with her live in lover….Within weeks of the seperation she has smashed lover’s bff on a regular, not for revenge, but just something to do and he is cool peeps. Friend is now missing live in and they have been in communication, although friend has hoe tendecies, she is a honest, sincere person.. Friend would never want to put that anamosity s/p between friends, howver feels like there would be no chance of a true reconcilition s/p without it being exposed… (insert your opinion here)

  • The Makeup Maven

    <—- HATES JMO *but secretly loves you punk azz*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Alligator, Allies, Alibi,

  • The Makeup Maven

    2cents says:

    O.K. friend recently called it off with her live in lover….Within weeks of the seperation she has smashed lover’s bff on a regular, not for revenge, but just something to do and he is cool peeps. Friend is now missing live in and they have been in communication, although friend has hoe tendecies, she is a honest, sincere person.. Friend would never want to put that anamosity s/p between friends, howver feels like there would be no chance of a true reconcilition s/p without it being exposed… (insert your opinion here)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :lol: OH SHIAT! :lol:

  • Keilyme

    And I don’t live in the bottoms or hilltop..

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    hey strawberry :waves:

  • The Makeup Maven

    I thought Hilltop was the bottoms? :thinking:

    *welp, maybe you live off Livingston – and not heading East either*

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    2cents says:

    O.K. friend recently called it off with her live in lover….Within weeks of the seperation she has smashed lover’s bff on a regular, not for revenge, but just something to do and he is cool peeps. Friend is now missing live in and they have been in communication, although friend has hoe tendecies, she is a honest, sincere person.. Friend would never want to put that anamosity s/p between friends, howver feels like there would be no chance of a true reconcilition s/p without it being exposed… (insert your opinion here)

    ——————-
    Your friend should just let that ship SAIL. They done flucked up already and I don’t think there’s a chance of fixing that sitcheeation.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @2cents

    Applied…

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    @CoCo i sahll call her……. Accomplice

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @2cents
    Thats sad cuz either way she may not end up with a result she likes- If she doesn’t tell the lover/bff might and if she does tell what will her truest most regretful reason be to her live in about screwing his bff. I’ve been in a situation like this before but mine was on revenge chit so it didn’t matter the outcome but she wants him back and then she needs to think about the reasons he left in the first place maybe all this is happening for a reason

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    shall*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Allegra…

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Cocoabana says:

    2cents says:

    O.K. friend recently called it off with her live in lover….Within weeks of the seperation she has smashed lover’s bff on a regular, not for revenge, but just something to do and he is cool peeps. Friend is now missing live in and they have been in communication, although friend has hoe tendecies, she is a honest, sincere person.. Friend would never want to put that anamosity s/p between friends, howver feels like there would be no chance of a true reconcilition s/p without it being exposed… (insert your opinion here)

    ——————-
    Your friend should just let that ship SAIL. They done flucked up already and I don’t think there’s a chance of fixing that sitcheeation.

    ————
    Agreed. Walk away. And If you ever get exposed…say you did it for revenge. Cuz hun-KNEEE that ush was messsssss-SEA

  • Keilyme

    Hahaha I don’t live off or nowhere near Livingston I like my life..

    Nope hilltop is on the hill right around the BWV on West Broad further down is the bottoms. Bottoms is where the trailer trash stay and hilltop is where the oh I think I got $$ trailer trash stay

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Alegebra
    Allen
    Alice

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    AkunaMata

  • The Makeup Maven

    Cocoabana says:

    2cents says:

    O.K. friend recently called it off with her live in lover….Within weeks of the seperation she has smashed lover’s bff on a regular, not for revenge, but just something to do and he is cool peeps. Friend is now missing live in and they have been in communication, although friend has hoe tendecies, she is a honest, sincere person.. Friend would never want to put that anamosity s/p between friends, howver feels like there would be no chance of a true reconcilition s/p without it being exposed… (insert your opinion here)

    ——————-
    Your friend should just let that ship SAIL. They done flucked up already and I don’t think there’s a chance of fixing that sitcheeation.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :cosign: I think she should just let it go too! If you wanna be a loose booty, by all means, especially if you’re sangle, but you don’t cross over into “friend” or “acquaintances” territory!

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Matata* damn this sneaking to type

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Allegory…

  • The Makeup Maven

    Livingston it is….. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Allegheny

  • The Makeup Maven

    Someone sounds well versed in Hilltop/Bottoms like its a whole language within itself! :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Damn :kona:

  • Keilyme

    Lol I’ll take it

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    messsssss-SEA

    :hahaha:

    Ima call that bish Accrual.

    @2cents, as Tatted said, she want BFF ****, cool, but feelings cannot be involved. Let it remain ****.

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Alameda
    Alabaster
    Alaska
    Alamode

  • 2cents

    To all the lovely therapist on SR, please accept this $150 check for 2cents hr on the couch (Maven please insert any icon similiar to making it rain)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Umm the situation is a lot more complicated than bff **** or not Im certain of it!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBBgw_xRA2I SamYell JacksEm

    :think: Allegory?

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    @ Choco, definitely, I agree. But its at the point where the ex-live in can no longer be the live-in. Get me?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @FEFE RAAAAWWWR!! I LIKES THAT GRAVI!! :hunch: MAKES ME WANT TO GET SOME LEVY IN MY DAM GRAVI :kiss:

  • Bootcampgirl

    Any bff’s of your boy’s/girl’s should be off limits..IMO. I’ve been through the whole exchanging stories bs and I was for certain they didn’t even roll in the same circles, boy was I wrong..

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :lol: … @2cents … I may be the only one but I would tell him however be prepared not to get back with him. I wouldn’t do it in the first place because friends are always off limits in my book, I don’t care what the circumstances.

    Hell, telling him may end the communication forever but that could also help her ex realize how scandalous of a friend his bff is/was :shrug:

  • http://n/a n1kk1a

    @secret I think the same thing that has to be his biological son, they look exactly alike! But since he is black, and was born while he and Kidman were together, o guess they were just saving face.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ 2cents – :danban1: <—- THE BEST I CAN DO!

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    :offtopic:

    Why do people who receive and return gifts expect cash back?!??? BISH YOU DIDN’T PAY FOR IT TO BEGIN WITH. This job makes me sick.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @2cents so she done :hunch: BOTH AMIGOS?? :nono:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Bootcampgirl says:

    Any bff’s of your boy’s/girl’s should be off limits..IMO. I’ve been through the whole exchanging stories bs and I was for certain they didn’t even roll in the same circles, boy was I wrong..
    ____________________________________________________________

    :fistbump: … You may think you getting revenge but the guys could be looking at you like you the ho :haha:

    Ain’t nothing like that permanent silent treatment :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    But its at the point where the ex-live in can no longer be the live-in. Get me?
    __________________
    Yep thats why I suggested her friend revisit the reason he left in the first place and that should ease her doubts – she is lonely now and needs to readjust to living with self if she know like me – keep it moving!

  • I Go There

    Hell, telling him may end the communication forever but that could also help her ex realize how scandalous of a friend his bff is/was
    ________________________________________________________

    Yeah that was pretty bad… Like REAL bad

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Lakes

    :lol: I almost lost my mind when I saw that Single Ladies post…I was in a meeting so I didn’t really get to post, but DAYUM!!!!

  • The Makeup Maven

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Umm the situation is a lot more complicated than bff **** or not Im certain of it!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Me too! I mean why the bff?

  • candibfly

    fefe u in love huh :hahaha:

  • prynsexxx

    Appalachian :coffee:

    Is this considered a game of “words with friends”?

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Cocoa! :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @FEFE HE IS SOOO YUUUUMY!! :yes:

  • Hershey

    Allie-oop

  • The Makeup Maven

    :haha: @ 2cents Loose-Booty azz friend

  • caligirl

    Ebestie – Trying to think of something to snack on too….My new snack lately is applesauce. Yummy…. Boring huh :shrug:

  • candibfly

    i like pretzel thins and one of those laughing cow wedges

    lawd why couldn’t i be born with a super fast metabolism?

  • prynsexxx

    @2cents

    Does your “friend” have any hoe friends? :thinks:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Tatted
    the BFF is becuz she knows him and feels comfortable around him it’s not like she couldn’t get any other man but she knows the bff so that makes him more appealing not right but more appealing especially if one is just testing waters and doesn’t want to do a complete stranger Im not saying any of this is right but it happens and if her man was neglecting her needs all the time and the bff had dirt on her man trust and believe the bff had his ill intentions as well

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Wait so her friend is a hoe becuz she fuked the bff :shrugs:

    Ho is a losely interpreted word nowadays :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @candi

    :lol: yes maam….got me with hearts in my eyes and chit… :love:

  • I Go There

    :kona:

    *Goes to get more ice

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ E-bestie Im finna snack on Orville Redenbacher’s Smart Pop popcorn

  • 2cents

    @The Maven, uhm can you please take it easy on my “friend”? She doesn’t like people laughing in her face… (insert shame face icon here)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Alli-olli-oxen-free

    :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Tatted
    the BFF is becuz she knows him and feels comfortable around him it’s not like she couldn’t get any other man but she knows the bff so that makes him more appealing not right but more appealing especially if one is just testing waters and doesn’t want to do a complete stranger Im not saying any of this is right but it happens and if her man was neglecting her needs all the time and the bff had dirt on her man trust and believe the bff had his ill intentions as well
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    While I get what you’re saying, let me say this…I’m not one to go after the bish if my mate get caught cheating, BUT LET IT BE MY BEST FRIEND…I’MMA PUT MY STILETTO BOOT SO FAR UP IN THAT AZZ, THE BISH GON’ BE CHITTING & PUKING LEATHER THE REST OF HER FUGGIN LIFE! Capiche? Capiche! :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Tatted
    the BFF is becuz she knows him and feels comfortable around him it’s not like she couldn’t get any other man but she knows the bff so that makes him more appealing not right but more appealing especially if one is just testing waters and doesn’t want to do a complete stranger Im not saying any of this is right but it happens and if her man was neglecting her needs all the time and the bff had dirt on her man trust and believe the bff had his ill intentions as well
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Even so I kinda get what youre saying but at some point shouldn’t it click like “Wait a minute, this is my dude’s bff… This chit ain’t cool, at all” … needs met or not

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Alli-olli-oxen-free
    _________________
    :champ:

    Grumbles even tho she word plays

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Alphabet bish…

  • Bootcampgirl

    Something tells me there’s something fishy about @2cents “friend”

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ 2Cents – I’m taking it easy. She just got a loose-booty! If it jiggle, I may be intrigued just to take a look!

  • Hershey

    @ 2cents your gravi sckrongly resembles Max from Soul Food :yes:

    #compliment

  • The Makeup Maven

    Bootcampgirl says:

    Something tells me there’s something fishy about @2cents “friend”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    BUT LET IT BE MY BEST FRIEND…I’MMA PUT MY STILETTO BOOT SO FAR UP IN THAT AZZ, THE BISH GON’ BE CHITTING & PUKING LEATHER THE REST OF HER FUGGIN LIFE! Capiche? Capiche!
    :cosign: A RANDOM BISH DONT OWE ME A MO’FUKN THING BUT A FRIEND… NOW U FINNA GET UR AZZ HANDED TO YOU WHILE HE GETTING HIS SH!T FUKD UP TOO!!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Tatted
    the BFF is becuz she knows him and feels comfortable around him it’s not like she couldn’t get any other man but she knows the bff so that makes him more appealing not right but more appealing especially if one is just testing waters and doesn’t want to do a complete stranger Im not saying any of this is right but it happens and if her man was neglecting her needs all the time and the bff had dirt on her man trust and believe the bff had his ill intentions as well
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    While I get what you’re saying, let me say this…I’m not one to go after the bish if my mate get caught cheating, BUT LET IT BE MY BEST FRIEND…I’MMA PUT MY STILETTO BOOT SO FAR UP IN THAT AZZ, THE BISH GON’ BE CHITTING & PUKING LEATHER THE REST OF HER FUGGIN LIFE! Capiche? Capiche! :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :cosign: … All my bff boyfriends are more like brothers to me. I don’t even look at them like that

  • change

    @ 2cents
    Do you regret it at all :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Bootcampgirl says:

    Something tells me there’s something fishy about @2cents “friend”
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :think:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – RIIIGHT! I’m not petty enough to be upset @ a random azz bish. My mate brought her into the situation, so THEY gon’ have’ta deal w/me, but a friend, acquaintance or the like….BISH, BE PREPARED THAT EVERYTIME YOU SEE ME, WE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH! :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :popcorn:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :ghost: @ My boo! :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    change says:

    @ 2cents
    Do you regret it at all :coffee:
    __________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: … I would add more but I’ve reached my smiley limit :coffee:

  • I Go There

    _____/

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @2cents

    Just take the ‘L’…you did it, you enjoyed it, move on… :yes:

  • Ty

    So we done talking Halle’s nanny…Applesauce :rofl:

    thx Cali

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I guess this is a black and white situation anyhoo thanks 2cents interesting thought provoking story!

  • The Makeup Maven

    Ooooh, yall DON’T WANNA SEE A BISH LIKE ME UPSET! It won’t be good for your health! :nono:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS I AGREE TO THE FULLEST.. HOW I SEE IT IF MY MAN CHEAT IM FINNA GET MY SHYT AND SPLIT AINT NO CALLING LOOKING FIGHTING THE BISH HE FUKD.. SHE DONT OWE ME NADA BUT A FRIEND BISH U GOT MY TRUST AND FOR THAT IM FINNA STOMP UR AZZ… :karate:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: :rofl: SMFH

    Like WHOA!

    Mofos in here all in their feelings and chit!

  • 2cents

    @Change lmao

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @IGO U GOT SOME ROOM FOR ME IN THAT SEAT??
    @SISNLAW :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Choco – You betta fuggin’ beleeeve it! I don’t let just ANYBODY have my time, and I sure as hell don’t use the term “friend” loosely, sooooo…the bish can test me if she won’t too! :lol:

  • Ty

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    SMFH

    Like WHOA!

    Mofos in here all in their feelings and chit!
    _____________________
    *scrolls back to see what I missed*

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – :hug: I :heart: YOU GIRL!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Even so I kinda get what youre saying but at some point shouldn’t it click like “Wait a minute, this is my dude’s bff… This chit ain’t cool, at all” … needs met or not
    _________________
    Yes and apparently it has becuz now she is dealing with her previous actions

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ooooh, yall DON’T WANNA SEE A BISH LIKE ME UPSET! It won’t be good for your health! :nono:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    I think the main people I dont wanna see upset in here are you, sassy, dimpz, and YSO … Them quiet ones are the worse … Or so I’ve been told :lol:

    Well, sassy ain’t quiet but … she’s been banned to damned much for me for something she TYPED :lol:

  • prynsexxx

    Apparently

  • Ty

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ooooh, yall DON’T WANNA SEE A BISH LIKE ME UPSET! It won’t be good for your health!
    _____________
    Dont be over there turning green and shyt :nono:

    #hulk

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS :hug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ 2Cents – We :heart: you though! Take the “L” though, cuz mofo’s will have you believing you good!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Tatted
    Okay be eazy my neezy this didn’t happen to you :rofl: Kool ION bout all that fighting back in the day no doubt but now NAHHHH :cya: is how I get down!

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO U GOT SOME ROOM FOR ME IN THAT SEAT??
    ________________________________

    sure do… come on over

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Even so I kinda get what youre saying but at some point shouldn’t it click like “Wait a minute, this is my dude’s bff… This chit ain’t cool, at all” … needs met or not
    _________________
    Yes and apparently it has becuz now she is dealing with her previous actions
    ___________________________________________________________________

    I mean it probably should’ve clicked before 2cents did it #JMO

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    LIKE I SAID YALL….MESSSSSSSSSSSS-SEA

  • prynsexxx

    Apprehension (what her mammy should have practiced before she named her)

    or better yet

    Abstinence

    or even better

    Absinthe (s/p….Ah hell, what does it matter at this point) :shrug: LOL

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ JMO – :rofl: – It’s hard to get me to a point where i’mma slaughter that azz, but loyalty….THAT CAN BE RATT UP THERE THAT’LL BLOW THE LID OFF! :lol:

  • I Go There

    Any of yall like sushi?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ JMO….I’m incapable of being mean! It ain’t in me. :no:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Choco – I’m good! :lol: You don’t see that side of me too often….
    :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Choco – Did you say my neezy??? :ghost: :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I mean it probably should’ve clicked before 2cents did it #JMO
    ___________________
    That chit clicked plenty of times in her head when it was a mere curiosity believe it I think her live in was not attending to her needs and the bff was conveniently there to pick up the pieces again Im not saying its right Im just know it does happen and there are reasons behind whether folks like it or not

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ IGo….I’ve never had it, was considering it but, didn’t know which ones would be good for a starter. :shrug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Ty says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ooooh, yall DON’T WANNA SEE A BISH LIKE ME UPSET! It won’t be good for your health!
    _____________
    Dont be over there turning green and shyt :nono:

    #hulk
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Did you know that green is my FAV color?! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    And a la Tatted…. ALABASTER!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Tatted
    I was like this bish head about to spin off :rofl: YOu were so heated I could tell you were typing fast as chit the hispanic side came out with the quickness :rofl: :hugs:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    IGO,

    I like it raw…and I ain’t talking no damn sushi :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @I Go

    Sushi is one of my all time favorite foods! :yes:

  • change

    If you got to tell somebody…..

  • I Go There

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ IGo….I’ve never had it, was considering it but, didn’t know which ones would be good for a starter
    ________________________________________

    Well there are alot you can have… try the ones that have fried crab. (spider roll or spicy crab roll) those are good… I kinda like the dragon roll with eel

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    My daughter said if I had a baby by my live in it would probably be green. That negro like the Hulk 18/7 she say i’m like Bruce Banner/Hulk mid morph when I get mad.

    Out of the mouths of Babes. :no:

  • The Makeup Maven

    You keep saying that……

    :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    Any of yall like sushi?
    ____________________________________________________________________

    My cousin is having her bday gathering at a sushi restaurant this saturday and I’m excited!!! They’re teaching us how to make it and everything :dance:

    I know you’re trying to change the subject though :lol:

  • 2cents

    @ IGO

    may I suggest spicy crab.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    My daughter said if I had a baby by my live in it would probably be green. That negro like the Hulk 18/7 she say i’m like Bruce Banner/Hulk mid morph when I get mad.
    ________________
    :lol:

  • Ty

    Where is everybody….do we need to kick off a Bey post?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    I sushi was raw :shrug: I ain’t eating no water snake Maine! :nono:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Choco – Hell yeah that hispanic side came out! :lol: I WAS TYPING FAST AS CHIT and I ate my popcorn up – fast as hell! :rofl:

    #IHATECHUFORCALLINGMEOUT! :rofl:

  • Ty

    2cents says:

    @ IGO

    may I suggest spicy crab
    _____________
    :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I mean it probably should’ve clicked before 2cents did it #JMO
    ___________________
    That chit clicked plenty of times in her head when it was a mere curiosity believe it I think her live in was not attending to her needs and the bff was conveniently there to pick up the pieces again Im not saying its right Im just know it does happen and there are reasons behind whether folks like it or not
    ________________________________________________________________

    gotcha

    @Dimpz … I know youre not but when you get mad, I just wouldnt want to be around :lol:

  • change

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I mean it probably should’ve clicked before 2cents did it #JMO
    ___________________
    That chit clicked plenty of times in her head when it was a mere curiosity believe it I think her live in was not attending to her needs and the bff was conveniently there to pick up the pieces again Im not saying its right Im just know it does happen and there are reasons behind whether folks like it or not
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :no:
    Never believe a woman if she on that “I didn’t know” crap. Just say you got in your feelings. I agree with you it was thought about several times before it happened, considering the fact it was a bff, don’t leave out the possibility of excitement, some people like the rush of doing something that considered “wrong”….

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Lawd this coon at my job came to work wearing tuxedo pants (i know because of the satin stripe down the side), a polo shirt (complete with giant horse), a clip on school uniform tie (that obnoxious plaid that goes with NOTHING) and topped it off with hoodie (and got the NERVE to have it zipped half way up so that the tie peers out the top as if it wass a suit jacket)…JESUS BE AN H&M ASSOCIATE FOR THIS YOUNG CORPORATE THUG

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Cocoabana says:

    IGO,

    I like it raw…and I ain’t talking no damn sushi :nono:
    ______________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Who keeps saying what? :shrug:

    @ Choco…He needs couch time. I on the other hand am as cool as a cucumber. :yes:

  • Hershey

    @ Tatted, you were upset? Where what comment? How? Who? What happened?

    #IswearIMissEverything

  • Keilyme

    Sooo this girl named her baby shanatta after her mother said she should not had her.

  • The Makeup Maven

    <— OFFICIALLY DON'T FUGG W/PRYTI FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:

    1) She reppin' 'ol Supreme's azz to the fullest, knowing that nigga dangerous
    2) Her previous gravi before Griff Supreme
    3) The fact she noticed the strip down the side of 'ol dudes tuxedo pants

    :coffee:

  • caligirl

    Never believe a woman if she on that “I didn’t know” crap. Just say you got in your feelings. I agree with you it was thought about several times before it happened, considering the fact it was a bff, don’t leave out the possibility of excitement, some people like the rush of doing something that considered “wrong”….

    You aint’ never lied…Is that how it usually goes down Choc?

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Hershey says:

    @ Tatted, you were upset? Where what comment? How? Who? What happened?

    #IswearIMissEverything
    ——————
    me too…where? what happened?

  • I Go There

    FeFe says:

    @I Go

    Sushi is one of my all time favorite foods
    _______________________________________

    Yeah its good… I had saki like a month ago
    Got really fked up

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Pryti….At least he doesn’t wear leather everyday passing it off as corporate.

    @ JMO…I’m is a nice girl. IONO why my aunt calls me Reagan/Linda Blair. :no: *Google it, I know you don’t be up on certain stuff* :hug:

  • caligirl

    Choco – :hug: you know I love messing with you. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <—*dies inside @ Shanatta* :wail:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Hersh – Please see the following posts:

    142, 154, 162, 167 (now I think about it, maybe I was a lil’ hot!)
    :lol:

    SOWWY FOLKS

  • caligirl

    PrytiBrownIs – Do you work with Kayne?

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Supreme was sexy as hell though :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @ Choco – Hell yeah that hispanic side came out! I WAS TYPING FAST AS CHIT and I ate my popcorn up – fast as hell!

    #IHATECHUFORCALLINGMEOUT!
    _____________________
    :rofl:

    @DIMPZ
    Bahumbug Im not buying your innocent act :wink:

    Never believe a woman if she on that “I didn’t know” crap. Just say you got in your feelings. I agree with you it was thought about several times before it happened, considering the fact it was a bff, don’t leave out the possibility of excitement, some people like the rush of doing something that considered “wrong”….
    __________________
    Especially if she is a “good girl” by relative terms

  • lovezoe

    People selling tickets to JoePa funeral. Don’t know if I should be disgusted or give props. Times are hard. We all know it’s “black Christmas” season

  • Hershey

    MzD don’t you start about that funky azz brown and leather suit that heffa walking around sauteeing in… :hurl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    change says:

    Never believe a woman if she on that “I didn’t know” crap. Just say you got in your feelings. I agree with you it was thought about several times before it happened, considering the fact it was a bff, don’t leave out the possibility of excitement, some people like the rush of doing something that considered “wrong”….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :cosign: AND I THINK WE CAN FILE THAT UP UNDER THE LACK OF COMMON SENSE FOLDER

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Only on the SR blog can you get entertainment, relationship advice, recipes, exercising tips, news updates, and yo muthafuggin horoscope read!! CNN who?? Loves it!!

    … carry on :coffee:

  • change

    Cali :gossip:
    :think:

  • I Go There

    Cocoabana says:

    IGO,

    I like it raw…and I ain’t talking no damn sushi
    _____________________________________________

    *Writes Cocoa name on interesting list

    :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    You aint’ never lied…Is that how it usually goes down Choc?
    __________________________
    :rofl: Now see see Choc just don’t gaf don’t ask her no questions she tells no lies a bish like me be like guess what I have a secret :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :pc: *goes to google so I can respond to dimpz*

  • Ty

    Keilyme says:

    Sooo this girl named her baby shanatta after her mother said she should not had her.
    ____________________
    Poor baby Shoebox :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Choco…I is nice, most times, long as ppl don’t mess with me, fukk wit them chilren though and neither the FBI, DEA, local or your Big Mama will be able to find your ass. :no:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    Cocoabana says:

    IGO,

    I like it raw…and I ain’t talking no damn sushi
    _____________________________________________

    *Writes Cocoa name on interesting list

    :lol:
    ______________________________________________

    :welcome: Cocoa

  • The Makeup Maven

    caligirl says:

    You aint’ never lied…Is that how it usually goes down Choc?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :ghost:

    IMMEDIATELY CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION AS MY E-BESTIE…IMMEDIATELY!!!

  • change

    @choco/hippie
    YES!!!
    they be bussin it wide open talkin about I don’t be bussin it open like this..you the first….I’m a good girl :hahaha:

  • The Makeup Maven

    <—- JUST BELIEVES IN NOT PASSING OUT MY COTTON CANDY TO JUST EER'BODY! THAT TAKES AWAY FROM THE TEXTURE, TASTE AND SMELL…IMO! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Hershey…OH she rocking the black one today. I guess you missed earlier where I said she’s currently leaving an Ah-Roh-Mah behind each time she passes. :wail:

  • Hershey

    :whistle:

    Note to self :writing: never make Tatted upset, the Mesican side of her is very dominant in angry times and she will build a shoe shine shop up your azz :write:

    #ILoveTheOtherTatted

  • I Go There

    2cents says:

    @ IGO

    may I suggest spicy crab.
    ____________________________________

    Yeah those are some of the ones i eat.

  • Yall still crazy

    Welll hmmmp I think that Annotation needs some Whipfinity for her knees :coffee:

    Whachall talmbout?

  • caligirl

    @Change – Someone will say something and I often will say Choco’s name.

    And she will laugh…

    Choco :kiss:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Hershey! I’m not THAT bad! :lol:

  • Hershey

    MzD, I can smell her through your words. That dayum leather is probably slick as heyull on the inside and gummy in places…disgusting :vomit:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Hershey … :lol:

    @Igo … What exactly is Sake?? This I’ve never had for some reason because I don’t know what it is. Is it spicy?

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    <~~~~~ new gravi just for my hunny Chatted lol

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    I never REALLY got a welcome package but I’m about two years late soooooooo :whistle:

    Is that Karrine in your gravi? That chick getting the backshots look just like her :thinks:

  • I Go There

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I sushi was raw I ain’t eating no water snake Maine!
    ______________________________________

    nah Dimplez… sushi actually means Rolled… they make sushi with cooked food as well.

  • change

    I see
    I see
    I see
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <—Forgot her vitamins and can definitely feel the difference! *falls in Choco's sink, moves the statues peen outta my face in the process*

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    @Hershey …

    @Igo … What exactly is Sake?? This I’ve never had for some reason because I don’t know what it is. Is it spicy?
    ____________________________________________________________

    nah its a rice wine… very stong.
    you can drink it warm or room temp…. Warm is better.

  • The Makeup Maven

    What’chu see? :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryti – You been saying that since yesta-dae! :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    e-YUUUUUUUUUUCK! @ gummy leather. She just walked past me again. :wail:

  • Hershey

    @ Tatted nuhshiat! You’re the type that once your angry switch is flipped, nothing but God or a mass of people holding you down will turn it off

    #IknowYourkind

    #AngerManagementSuccessStoryGotTheCertficateToProveIt

    :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ MZD

  • Femme Fatale

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    @Hershey …

    @Igo … What exactly is Sake?? This I’ve never had for some reason because I don’t know what it is. Is it spicy?
    ____________________________________________________________

    nah its a rice wine… very stong.
    you can drink it warm or room temp…. Warm is better.

    ___________________

    It’s good cold too. It should be a law that Sake should always be consumed while eating sushi. The two just go hand in hand.

    Sup SR!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Hershey – I can agree w/you on that! I once had to have someone “snap” me outta choking a bish to def!

    #notproud
    #merelyfacts

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Hershey….She a big woman too. My GMA used to be big but, she was a sweet smelling big one. ION think the one behind me washes all her crevices though. You know how when you wash a baby and you gotta get the rolls under their necks and stuff? She keeps missing those spots apparently. :no:

  • Keilyme

    My favorite hoarding show is 19 kids and counting. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Namesake….What I do though? :shrug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Keily

  • Yall still crazy

    Jmo, try sake’ or port :yes:

    Sake’ gets you all warm inside. Port is best at 30 yrs or higher :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Tatted…I swear you sound like the female version of he who lives in my apartment. :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Namesack – You just got me bent over this leathery azz bish you tom’bout! I’m hollering so much, you owe me another Nestle Pure Life Water! :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Thanks Femme and Igo … I’m going to try that this weekend :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ YallC…What should I try? Keep in mind last time I drank Malibu I woke up with a hangover. :champ:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, try sake’ or port :yes:

    Sake’ gets you all warm inside. Port is best at 30 yrs or higher :yes:
    _________________________________________________________

    *writes down Port* :thumbsup:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Namesake – What’chu mean! Your live-in is an awesomely sweet individual? :thinking:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    What y’all talking bout? :waiting:

  • I Go There

    Femme Fatale says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    @Hershey …

    @Igo … What exactly is Sake?? This I’ve never had for some reason because I don’t know what it is. Is it spicy?
    ____________________________________________________________

    nah its a rice wine… very stong.
    you can drink it warm or room temp…. Warm is better.

    ___________________

    It’s good cold too. It should be a law that Sake should always be consumed while eating sushi. The two just go hand in hand.

    Sup SR!
    ___________________________________________

    Yep… That shait knock me on my azz.

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    the new one come up yet?

  • The Makeup Maven

    <—- HATES PRYTI AND HER PLETHERA OF GRIFF SUPREME GRAVIS! I JUST HOLLERED SO LOUD, MY CO-WORKER SAID "OH COME ON!" :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Tatt…I sorry but, I swear i’ve been looking at the same two leather suits everyday for atleast a month now. How the hell she cleaning them? It’s not like you can throw that in the washer! :mad:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    Thanks Femme and Igo … I’m going to try that this weekend
    _____________________________________

    Denise dont get caust play the Alphabet game and then blame it on me…

    Atlanta, Baltimore…. :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ MZD – Tell that bish to “wipe ‘em down” and make sure she get that crunchy crack too! :lol:

  • Hershey

    @ Tatted I can see that in your innocent looking gravi :yes: you and I are here >< once I'm crunk I'm heyull on 5inch heels

    @ MzD, can't you talk to her in a kind way, or send an anomyous, anonmyous, anonomous, chit secret email from another email account (hint) in a kind fashion? I'd be called on the carpet about her stankin big azz…funk angers me

    #IOnlyWantToSmellGoodScents

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    @tatted :yes: :peace:

  • Keilyme

    @MzD

    She frebeeze her leather!

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    What y’all talking bout?
    ________________________________

    sushi
    letting your ex dudes BFF hit the side smile
    and now SAKE… :coffee:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Hershey….She a big woman too. My GMA used to be big but, she was a sweet smelling big one. ION think the one behind me washes all her crevices though. You know how when you wash a baby and you gotta get the rolls under their necks and stuff? She keeps missing those spots apparently.
    ———

    Sounds like her ass smells like old ass sabrett hot dogs left in the water.

  • Femme Fatale

    Yep… That shait knock me on my azz.

    ___________________________

    Good times! And I love all of the rolls you mentioned, but I’ve gots to start with the spicey tuna roll….talking actual fish here.

  • Keilyme

    Febreze^

  • The Makeup Maven

    <—- BEEN MISREPRESENTED W/MY ANGER! :wail: :lol:

    #Sike

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Shanatta’s my first name. I don’t see the humor. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Tatted…. He is at times but he’s either —– or _____ AIN’T NO MIDDLE GROUND! I tried to stop him from fighting my cousin’s boyfriend once, two angry blk negros in the middle of the street in the middle of the night. I got dragged the space of two houses trying to pull his ass back. He apologized when he calmed down but, I swear he went from Baby Simba to pissed off Mufasa in 2.5 nano seconds.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    fukk wit them chilren though and neither the FBI, DEA, local or your Big Mama will be able to find your ass.
    ________________________
    :rofl: Big Mama

    @Change
    In Cali’s mind Im the harlot of SR :rofl:

    :kiss: @ Cali

  • I Go There

    Femme Fatale says:

    Yep… That shait knock me on my azz.

    ___________________________

    Good times! And I love all of the rolls you mentioned, but I’ve gots to start with the spicey tuna roll….talking actual fish here.
    ________________________________

    Ive had the spicy tuna once… it was pretty good.

  • Keilyme

    It is not @Yso

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @IGO

    In that order? :lol:

  • caligirl

    @Choco :rofl :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I got dragged the space of two houses trying to pull his ass back. He apologized when he calmed down but,
    __________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

    A womans place is not between men LITERALLY :rofl: @ 2cents

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :popcorn: OK WHAT I MISS??

  • The Makeup Maven

    *MUST KNOW THE OBVIOUS OBSESSION W/GRIFF SUPREME*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    I’m gonna burn candles around my damned desk and periodically spray my area.

  • I Go There

    Wait a minute….where’s Laker?

  • Yall still crazy

    Jmo, get port at a steak house. I forgot that you were going for sushi this weekend. Which place?

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ MZD – I’mma Taurus and SOMEONE recently told me they read that it takes alot for the horns of a Taurus to come out, but when they do bayyyyy-beeee listen! :coffee:

    #IDON’TAGREETHOUGH

  • caligirl

    :waves: Femme Fatale – Long time….Sushi sounds good, maybe I’ll have that tonight.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Choco…I was grabbing his belt from behind him. I wasn’t getting in the middle of that shyt! :nono:

  • I Go There

    @YSO

    Not in that order… but sushi just came up

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I got dragged the space of two houses trying to pull his ass back. He apologized when he calmed down but,
    __________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

    A womans place is not between men LITERALLY :rofl: @ 2cents
    ______________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    KEILY!! :hugs: and a :kiss: for JoJo

    It is too. Shanatta Ann. Rolls off the tongue, don’t it?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Oh well Ladies and IGo….I’m out this popsicle stand. I will see you lovely ppl tomorrow. :hug: :kiss:

  • Femme Fatale

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, get port at a steak house. I forgot that you were going for sushi this weekend. Which place?

    _________________

    If you get a Port off the shelf, I recommend Sandeman. Inexpensive and delish! A two-fer!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I was grabbing his belt from behind him. I wasn’t getting in the middle of that shyt!
    _____________________
    :rofl: :rofl: pls stop with the visuals I can see your feet now sliding agaisnt concrete :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Ann…The name wasn’t as bad as the reason why SHE named her baby that. I think Shanatta is better than my first name.

    Ok, I’m gone.

  • caligirl

    @dimpz – reed diffusers are my fav :yes:

  • Yall still crazy

    Dimpz, plug it in plug it in :whistle:

    Get one of those stick’ em deodorizers and go to town :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, get port at a steak house. I forgot that you were going for sushi this weekend. Which place?
    ___________________________________________________________________

    RA Sushi … I believe its in Lombard

    @William … shut up :lol: … You will be blamed

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @IGO I HERE
    @DIMPZ :hug: HAVE A GOOD ONE :)

  • Femme Fatale

    caligirl says:

    Femme Fatale – Long time….Sushi sounds good, maybe I’ll have that tonight.

    _____________

    :hug: Sup Cali! Yes, hun….just came off my busiest season.

  • The Makeup Maven

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    A womans place is not between men LITERALLY @ 2cents :rofl:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    WHY MUST I :heart: YOU TODAY? :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ann…The name wasn’t as bad as the reason why SHE named her baby that. I think Shanatta is better than my first name.

    Ok, I’m gone.
    _______________________________

    :bye: K :lol:

  • caligirl

    Submits :ban: friend application back to E-bestie :smile:

  • Hershey

    @Dimpz go by Kirkland’s or Michaels, buy some of that oil that you can put in a ring around your lamps, fugg the lamp and pour it in her seat

    #helpful

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    DIMPZ!! :hi: & :bye:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I JUST GOT A PAPER CUT ON MY DAM LIP :wail: :cuss:

  • Keilyme

    I have a love/hate relationship with my name.

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    @tatted hes actually my godfather…like stood up at the church and all and i out it up cuz of some a-hole comment the other day. but now its just to annoy you lmaoooo

  • Yall still crazy

    FF, IONO the names of the ports yo! I just ask the waiter what years there from, and then I pick the oldest :shrug: djm :grill:

    *writes Sandeman down*

  • Keilyme

    @Yso

    it does roll off the tongue!

  • Hershey

    Dimpz what’s your first name?

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryti – Oh okay…tell that nigga I said “all due respect!” :lol:

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I JUST GOT A PAPER CUT ON MY DAM LIP
    ______________________________________

    So many comments so little time… :lol:

  • Hershey

    Keily what’s your name?

  • Yall still crazy

    Let me know how it is Jmo.

    Good thing yall aren’t going to the one everybody goes to downtown, nice atmosphere, but just ok food…

    —————————-
    *calls Yso by her whole first and middle name pronounced together* Hey :waves:

    :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – Awww come here! I’ve done that before!

  • Femme Fatale

    Yall still crazy says:

    FF, IONO the names of the ports yo! I just ask the waiter what years there from, and then I pick the oldest djm

    *writes Sandeman down*

    ___________________

    lol I understand….you prefer to be served. I can dig it.

  • Yall still crazy

    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I JUST GOT A PAPER CUT ON MY DAM LIP
    ______________________________________

    So many comments so little time…

    ——————————
    How?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @IGO :lol: IT BURNS!! :wail:

  • Yall still crazy

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – Awww come here! I’ve done that before!

    ———————-
    But HOW?

  • Ty

    Yall still crazy says:

    Dimpz, plug it in plug it in

    Get one of those stick’ em deodorizers and go to town
    ______________
    Or throw a smoke bomb under her desk :coffee:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, get port at a steak house. I forgot that you were going for sushi this weekend. Which place?
    ___________________________________________________________________

    RA Sushi … I believe its in Lombard

    @William … shut up … You will be blamed
    ________________________________________

    i can see it now… you comming all in the house all drunk and shait and dudes gonna ask you WTF you doing… “I had Sake and William told me to do it” Telling off an shait.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    How?
    ____________
    Ahh come on it’s not that hard to see where he is going with that :rofl:

  • caligirl

    @Laker – Yeah, I just just thought……then just said to myself never mind.

  • Keilyme

    @Hershey

    Amber Rose :)

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS :cry: I JUST FEEL LIKE BIG OL BABY TODAY!! :wail: IT HURTS THO!!

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO IT BURNS!!
    ___________________________

    :lol:

    :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    I once was sucking on one of those cheap suckers (Dr’s office kind) and I sucked it down to where it was real thin and translucent, messed around and cut my damn tongue on the top :hahaha:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    But HOW?
    _______________
    :rofl: :rofl: I have 1.5 hours to go and you can’t leave :rofl:

  • Hershey

    @ Keily like the heaux?

  • Femme Fatale

    Yall still crazy says:

    I once was sucking on one of those cheap suckers (Dr’s office kind) and I sucked it down to where it was real thin and translucent, messed around and cut my damn tongue on the top

    ______________________

    :rofl: I notice yo azz said “once”.

  • Yall still crazy

    You laughing! and I’m serious :rofl: #aintnopapercomingnearmymouth :shrug:

  • Ty

    Keilyme says:

    @Hershey

    Amber Rose
    _______________
    Please see Fayla…we got the hookup for Whiz’s feet :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :waves: @YALL

    That’s EXACTLY how you’re supposed to say it. Especially when I’m being messy, gotta drag out the Ann. :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – You ARE a big ‘ol baby today and you need your big sister! :hug:

  • caligirl

    If some smells HR will address it. I worked some where and we had a All hands meeting about hygiene. A memo was passed out.

    1. Wear clean clothing.
    2. Bathe before coming to work.
    3. Wear appropriate clothing (no dressing like you going to the club)
    4. No open toe shoes
    5. No dirty fingernails.

    Craziet memo I’ve ever seen….

  • Yall still crazy

    FF, I do not mess around anymore with those :rofl: It could have been so much worse yo :rofl:

    The day that happened I was creeping and really made more of a big deal than it was. It even bled (very minimal)! Imagine me telling someone to kiss my bloody tongue :lol: He did it though :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    You laughing! and I’m serious #aintnopapercomingnearmymouth
    ____________________________
    :lol: Okay if not paper then what :blow: :rofl:

  • Keilyme

    @Hershey

    My name is actually Keidra

  • Yall still crazy

    ALRIGHT NOW SANDRA ROSE, FIRST THE SCHIKK NOW WE GOT THE “WHO’S FACE IS THIS OR THAT” SHATT TAKING OVER THE SCREEN.

    They are trying to play you yo! They probably only paid for a regular ad and done slipped in some take over your screen type ads :shrug:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    <~~~~~~~ heres a new one for Tatted

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    How about I did my taxes today and couldn’t e file until friday :rofl: GHetto

  • I Go There

    Yall still crazy says:

    FF, I do not mess around anymore with those It could have been so much worse yo

    The day that happened I was creeping and really made more of a big deal than it was. It even bled (very minimal)! Imagine me telling someone to kiss my bloody tongue He did it though
    ___________________________________________

    Mouth all bleeding and shait.

  • Femme Fatale

    Imagine me telling someone to kiss my bloody tongue He did it though

    _______________________

    :rofl: He’d done worse…I’m sure.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: FUK YALL :rofl: HAVE A GRREEEAT DAY BISHES!! :waves:

  • Hershey

    @ Cali, seriously? I have a coworker who is a Union using fool, she would have skull drug management for that meeting :lol:

    @Ty I have some whipfinity, but I don’t think there’s a cream potent enuff for those things of Whiz’s, Shaq’s, Tracy Morgan’s hands, elbows and feet, Dave Chappelle entire body, Kevin Hart’s ashy azz hands, let me stop…

    #despisesAsh

  • West Coast Chick

    Somebody PLEASE tell mt Whitney Houston aint broke :wail: I just refused to believe that!!!!

  • The Makeup Maven

    Awww Pryti – :hug:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    @cali, i’ve seen that memo here at work too…it’s disgusting. why would you want to smell like straight ass on purpose?

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    @WCC, she smoked all her damn money away…her and Bobbi Kristina.

  • Yall still crazy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    You laughing! and I’m serious #aintnopapercomingnearmymouth
    ____________________________
    Okay if not paper then what
    ————————-
    Wait :stop:
    The lip cut came from the peen? :shocked:
    #alwayslost :wail:

  • Hershey

    @Keily Keidra is purtee :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    <— NEEDS A RAUNCH-AZZ SONG RATT ABOUT NOW!

  • Hershey

    @ West Coast I read that shyt earlier, she shole ain’t living like she’s broke, I think it’s a lie, I refuse to believe that Whitney is living crackishly again

  • Keilyme

    @Hershey

    Thanks

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @WCC
    I didn’t want to believe but I think it’s true I heard they used to spend huge cake monthly on that :snort: she wasn’t working any of that time and he had all these child support cases

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    I don’t know how Lakes cut her lip but you said you aint putting no paper near your mouth soooo I was guessing it was PEEN

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— NEEDS A RAUNCH-AZZ SONG RATT ABOUT NOW!
    __________________________________________

    There some hos in this house

    :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    WCC, she never wrote any music. Clive played her since she was young IMO :coffee:

    —————————–
    Igo, it wasn’t like that, it was like a papercut on my tongue, with a minute drop of blood :lol:

  • I Go There

    Have a good one Laker… Tell Pedro I said whats up.

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— NEEDS A RAUNCH-AZZ SONG RATT ABOUT NOW!
    __________________________________________

    There some hos in this house
    :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Ain't it though! :coffee: :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— NEEDS A RAUNCH-AZZ SONG RATT ABOUT NOW!
    __________________________________________

    There some hos in this house

    :lol:
    ———————————————–
    :whistle:
    If you see em' point em' out
    If you see em' point em' out

    Hummyangyangyang :dead:

  • caligirl

    Hershey/Cocabann – My thoughts are that they don’t know that they smell, or just DGAF :shrug: There is nothing going on in my life that I can’t have a spot free shrit and pants at 9:00a…

  • Yall still crazy

    Choco, I’ll put that near and inside :lol: but still won’t kiss :grill:

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— NEEDS A RAUNCH-AZZ SONG RATT ABOUT NOW!
    __________________________________________

    There some hos in this house

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Ain't it though!
    _________________________

    :lol:

    I dont even like that word when it comes to women.

  • Keilyme

    :cya:

    Have a good evening all

    *walks out throwing Godiva Chocolates*

  • Yall still crazy

    I Go There says:

    Have a good one Laker… Tell Pedro I said whats up.

    :lol:
    Wheww, ok, so it was Pedro and not a period :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    *I feel Ya’ll & IGO tryna bait me* I’m not gonna get into it w/NOBODY!
    :nono:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    @tatted that aint me…thats Teyanna Taylor without her weave lmao

  • Yall still crazy

    :waves: Kei *opens mouth to catch a godiva* :rofl:

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    *I feel Ya’ll & IGO tryna bait me* I’m not gonna get into it w/NOBODY!
    _______________________________

    I wasnt trying to do that… I swear.

  • I Go There

    Yall still crazy says:

    I Go There says:

    Have a good one Laker… Tell Pedro I said whats up.

    Wheww, ok, so it was Pedro and not a period
    _______________________________________________

    Nah its Pedro

  • Yall still crazy

    :shocked: What?!!?

    :lol: I am singing yo :lol:

    :whistle: If you see em’ point em’ out, if you see em’ point em’ out

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I’ll put that near and inside but still won’t kiss

    Wheww, ok, so it was Pedro and not a period
    ________________________
    Yo chick fuk is off with you today :rofl: :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    Igo scared of Tatted :lol: got him “swearing” and ish :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Yall still crazy says:

    I once was sucking on one of those cheap suckers (Dr’s office kind) and I sucked it down to where it was real thin and translucent, messed around and cut my damn tongue on the top :hahaha:
    _______________________________________-

    :rofl: … How was the event this past Saturday?

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Prtyi – Oh yeah…NOW THAT YOU SAY IT, IT DON’T LOOK LIKE YOUR LAST PIC!

    @ E-Bro – Hmmmmph

    @ Smurfette – Hmmmmph

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    *I feel Ya’ll & IGO tryna bait me* I’m not gonna get into it w/NOBODY!
    _______________________________

    I wasnt trying to do that… I swear.
    ________________________________

    :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @WCC
    I didn’t want to believe but I think it’s true I heard they used to spend huge cake monthly on that she wasn’t working any of that time and he had all these child support cases

    _______________________________

    :wail: I heard that too. the drug dealer supposely had something to say :lol: damn damn damn!!!!!

    ___________________________________

    Hershey says:

    @ West Coast I read that shyt earlier, she shole ain’t living like she’s broke, I think it’s a lie, I refuse to believe that Whitney is living crackishly again
    _______________________________

    mannnnnnnn, they said the record company (her people) are keeping her from being homeless.

    Im sad now :cry:

  • Yall still crazy

    IONO yo :rofl: Somebody said period then somebody else said pedro :lol: & I didn’t go back to see :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Smurfette – that’s cuz IGO is my brother and he knows i’ll go tell mama like Dee us’ta do on What’s Happening! :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo scared of Tatted got him “swearing” and ish
    ___________________________________________

    I aint scared of shait…. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    2 Live Crew is back does anyone remember them LAWD

  • Femme Fatale

    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @tatted that aint me…thats Teyanna Taylor without her weave lmao

    _______________

    Wow. See, this is partly why I love being a women. We get to play dress up and be a dif chick whenever we’re hiding or just feel like it.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ JMO – THANK YOU!!!!!!! :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo scared of Tatted got him “swearing” and ish
    ___________________________________________

    I aint scared of shait…. :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Keep it up! :coffee:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    *I feel Ya’ll & IGO tryna bait me* I’m not gonna get into it w/NOBODY!
    _______________________________

    I wasnt trying to do that… I swear.
    ________________________________

    :coffee:
    ___________________________________

    Ole hatin ass… copy cat
    :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    *starts the “fight”* :rollsneck: Hmmmp What? *ties Change up so she can’t get me* :lol:

    ———————————
    Jmo, it was nice and classy! My bff would have been so proud of her baby! She is still innocent and I hope that last for a while :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    2 Live Crew is back does anyone remember them LAWD
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :yes: I UST’A COULD DANCE JUST LIKE THEM GIRLS! :coffee:

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo scared of Tatted got him “swearing” and ish
    ___________________________________________

    I aint scared of shait….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Keep it up!
    _______________________

    Im not scared… :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    (catches a Godiva Chocolate in my mouth)

    :cya: @KEILY

  • West Coast Chick

    WCC, she never wrote any music. Clive played her since she was young IMO ___________________

    damn, thats true, she didnt write those songs, but shouldnt she have some type of royalities??no??? ?? a stock in the company?? a discount jcpenny card??? something??? :shrugs:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Smurfette – Why you gotta tie Change up?! She ain’t gon’jump in it!
    :lol:

  • Ty

    caligirl says:

    If some smells HR will address it. I worked some where and we had a All hands meeting about hygiene. A memo was passed out.

    1. Wear clean clothing.
    2. Bathe before coming to work.
    3. Wear appropriate clothing (no dressing like you going to the club)
    4. No open toe shoes
    5. No dirty fingernails.

    Craziet memo I’ve ever seen….
    _________________
    Its crazy but companies have to do this. One of my coworkers was similar to Dimpz coworker and she had one black suit that she wore for 2mths straight. When I finally asked her what was going on because we were getting complaints, she told me that she was running from her husband. She got her kids and left in the middle of the night and ended up in Georgia. Most of her money was going to the hotel and she couldnt afford to buy any clothes or do laundry. Shyt like that weighs heavy on me so I had all kind of shyt when I came back the next day. I rounded up some of me and my kids shyt, a few friends and neighbors.

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    2 Live Crew is back does anyone remember them LAWD
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I UST’A COULD DANCE JUST LIKE THEM GIRLS!
    _______________________________________

    Saw them at this club… change my entire way I looked at life
    :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo scared of Tatted got him “swearing” and ish
    ___________________________________________

    I aint scared of shait….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Keep it up!
    _______________________

    Im not scared… :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *me yelling* MOMMA, ROG IS DOWN HERE MESSIN’ W/ME?! Give me my $5.00 and I won’t tell!

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    @tatted :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    2 Live Crew is back does anyone remember them LAWD

    ______________________

    :rofl: they are waaaay too old now, they gone be lookin like fat perverts on stage :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :cya: everyone!

  • Hershey

    @ Tatted :whistle: rather whispers

    Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
    Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
    You got a sexy *ss body and your *ss look soft
    Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
    Naw I’m jus playin’ unless you say I can
    And im known to be a real nasty man
    And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
    So I don’t mind asking for head
    You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
    And you can start usin’ yo head
    You like to f*ck, have your legs open all in da b_tt
    Do it up slappin *ss cause the sex gets rough
    Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
    So you can see what you’ve been missin’
    You might had some but you never had none like this
    Just wait til you see my d*ck (Oooooooo!!!)

    Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
    Wait til you see my d*ck
    Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
    Imma beat dat p*ssy up
    Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
    Wait you see my d*ck
    Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
    Imma beat dat p*ssy up
    Like be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
    Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
    Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
    Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
    Beat the p*ssy up, beat the p*ssy up
    Beat the p*ssy up, beat the p*ssy up
    Beat the p*ssy up, beat the p*ssy up
    Beat the p*ssy up, beat the p*ssy up
    (Oooooooo!!!)

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Yall …. Awww!! Thats great!!

    @Tatted … I peeped him :fistbump:

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    2 Live Crew is back does anyone remember them LAWD
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I UST’A COULD DANCE JUST LIKE THEM GIRLS!
    _______________________________________

    Saw them at this club… change my entire way I looked at life
    :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :whistle: I wanna rock, I wanna rock, I-I-I wanna rock

    *yeah – had not bid-ness listening to them back them* :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Shyt like that weighs heavy on me so I had all kind of shyt when I came back the next day. I rounded up some of me and my kids shyt, a few friends and neighbors.
    ______________
    :clap: God is GOOD that was sooo kind of you!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    *I feel Ya’ll & IGO tryna bait me* I’m not gonna get into it w/NOBODY!
    _______________________________

    I wasnt trying to do that… I swear.
    ________________________________

    :coffee:
    ___________________________________

    Ole hatin ass… copy cat
    :lol:
    ____________________________________

    :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait? :think:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :bye: OTB

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Hersh – THANK YOU BOO! :hug:

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo scared of Tatted got him “swearing” and ish
    ___________________________________________

    I aint scared of shait….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Keep it up!
    _______________________

    Im not scared…
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *me yelling* MOMMA, ROG IS DOWN HERE MESSIN’ W/ME?! Give me my $5.00 and I won’t tell!
    _______________________________

    Rog though?….. :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryti – Why you laffin’ at me?! :blink: :thinking: :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    Ty says:

    Its crazy but companies have to do this. One of my coworkers was similar to Dimpz coworker and she had one black suit that she wore for 2mths straight. When I finally asked her what was going on because we were getting complaints, she told me that she was running from her husband. She got her kids and left in the middle of the night and ended up in Georgia. Most of her money was going to the hotel and she couldnt afford to buy any clothes or do laundry. Shyt like that weighs heavy on me so I had all kind of shyt when I came back the next day. I rounded up some of me and my kids shyt, a few friends and neighbors.

    ___________________________

    :cheers: thats whassup Ma!!! :wink:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Femme Fatale says:

    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @tatted that aint me…thats Teyanna Taylor without her weave lmao

    _______________

    Wow. See, this is partly why I love being a women. We get to play dress up and be a dif chick whenever we’re hiding or just feel like it.

    —————
    Gotta give he credit. Her weaves are good cuz if this pic wouldnt have came out a few years ago I wouldve thought alot (not all) of that hair was hers

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait
    ___________________________________

    Thats cause yall heffas always talking shait to me like Im scared.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ E-Bro – Yeah, Rog was Dee’s brother. I told you I was gonna tell just like that! The only way Rog ain’t get that azz beat by they momma, is if he gave Dee that $5 beans! *holds hand out*

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    @tatted cuz you thought that was me

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ E-Bro – Yeah, Rog was Dee’s brother. I told you I was gonna tell just like that! The only way Rog ain’t get that azz beat by they momma, is if he gave Dee that $5 beans! *holds hand out
    ______________________________________

    Oh I know who you talking bout… Im still not giving you 5 dollars. :lol:

  • Ty

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait
    ___________________________________

    Thats cause yall heffas always talking shait to me like Im scared.
    _________________
    E-jumps Igo and throws a handful of skittles :rofl: I told u we are nosey heffas :cuss:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @IGO

    Suuuuuuuuure. That’s the reason. :coffee:

  • Femme Fatale

    Gotta give he credit. Her weaves are good cuz if this pic wouldnt have came out a few years ago I wouldve thought alot (not all) of that hair was hers

    ____________

    The chick’s weaves stay on point. :yes: Haven’t seen her in a minute, tho.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryti :ashamed:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ E-Bro yes, Rog…thick azz glasses and all…. :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Ty says:

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait
    ___________________________________

    Thats cause yall heffas always talking shait to me like Im scared.
    _________________
    E-jumps Igo and throws a handful of skittles I told u we are nosey heffas
    _________________________

    All yall fighting Heffas always starting trouble… :lol:

    Excuse me NOSEY heffas.

  • I Go There

    @YSO

    you too huh?… :coffee:

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ E-Bro yes, Rog…thick azz glasses and all….
    ________________________________________

    Have you seen me in glasses…. NOPE

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    Ty says:

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait
    ___________________________________

    Thats cause yall heffas always talking shait to me like Im scared.
    _________________
    E-jumps Igo and throws a handful of skittles I told u we are nosey heffas
    _________________________

    All yall fighting Heffas always starting trouble… :lol:

    Excuse me NOSEY heffas.
    __________________________________________________

    :violin:

  • I Go There

    @JMO

    Cant stand you…

  • The Makeup Maven

    :lol: @ JMO! I forgot all about :violin: emoticon! :lol:

  • I Go There

    Let me get outta here…

    Aright yall Im out… yall take it easy.

  • Yall still crazy

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    Why does it seem that everyday ends with IGo telling somebody he ain’t scared of shait
    ___________________________________

    Thats cause yall heffas always talking shait to me like Im scared.

    ———————–
    Ole scary azz :lol:

    ———————————————————-
    Uncle Luke is a pimp now though :coffee: #hegothoesandeverythang :yes:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :rofl:

    @Igo … :hug: *then pushes you away real quick cuz I don’t want no problems!! :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :bye:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    @Igo … *then pushes you away real quick cuz I don’t want no problems!!
    _______________________________________________

    :coffee:

    Scary for no damn reason….

  • Yall still crazy

    Jmo, fyi–there will be a private superbowl party there $15 all-you-can-eat :D

  • Yall still crazy

    Ty, that was really very sweet of you yo! :hug: <–tight shaking granny style hug

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :lol: I get it, I get it and I quit :wink::bye:

  • Yall still crazy

    Did April get Creamy yall?!?!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, fyi–there will be a private superbowl party there $15 all-you-can-eat :D
    ____________________________________________________________

    WHEN? ugg I guess on the 5th right … I promised my friend I would attend her event … I can catch the flu though :think:

  • Yall still crazy

    *writes fake Dr’s note* :lol:

    Your decision… I just wanted you to be “in the know”. :coffee:

  • 3halos

    :coffee: :waiting: :bye:

  • MsOnederful

    Auntie can you do a post on Sarah Chapman, Diddy and their 5 year old daughter. She just had a party in Georgia and she is just too cute for words! The pics are on Funk Master Flex’s blog.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Yall, its at the RA downtown?

  • Yall still crazy

    :welcome: 3halos, how ya doin’? How ya mama doin’? :grill:

  • Yall still crazy

    What’s RA?

    It’s at the address I sent you.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    WOW JMO if you are implying you would recieve trouble from me cuz you hug’d EGO so not the case!

    IF NOT Disregard my comments unless you can’t!

  • Yall still crazy

    :waiting: @3halos

  • Yall still crazy

    IF NOT Disregard my comments unless you can’t!

    Now what the hail does that mean? DOuble/triple negative.

    I’m joshing you Choco :hahaha:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    It means nothing I don’t know if they are implying old azz chit that occurred on SR or not so Im just saying HUG ALL YOU WANT! Here’s one for you :hugs: :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    WOW JMO if you are implying you would recieve trouble from me cuz you hug’d EGO so not the case!

    IF NOT Disregard my comments unless you can’t!
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :blink: … Ummm, at what point did I type “@Choco” in that comment?? *scrolls up to see if my ish is in white font* :think:

    #relax

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    #relax
    _________
    Relaxed! A lot of subliminal chit isn’t directly addressed surely you would agree but tis all good!

  • Yall still crazy

    Yall+Choco+Jmo (group) :hug:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    #relax
    _________
    Relaxed! A lot of subliminal chit isn’t directly addressed surely you would agree but tis all good!
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :lol: It really wasnt about you at all but I have noticed that you tend to think most subliminal things directed toward IGO is about you for some reason and you come out of nowhere :haha: #chibymuch

    Have a goodnight Choco :bye:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :hugs: Girl Im good I just noticed a lot of underlying chit and for real aint ever that serious this chit is SR land I leave work I leave SR :lol: :hugs: :hugs: :hugs: to ALL!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    It really wasnt about you at all but I have noticed that you tend to think most subliminal things directed toward IGO is about you for some reason and you come out of nowhere #chibymuch
    ________________________
    Yeah I know Im all over EGO #liesmuch

    Have FUN lil one :wink:

  • 3halos

    Hi Yall still crazy, Thanks for the welcome! Doing great and so is my momma :)

  • caligirl

    So Sandra got rid of the razor and but now it’s replaced……

    @Ty – Didnt think about that…In that case her mind was messed up but, really she could have threw that rancid suit in the tub and it would have been dry the next day.

    My grandmother taught me alot…One of the THE most important

    NO matter…What you do in life. Always have on clean draws (underwear) keep yo cloths clean and crack dat ass every day (wash)

    Glad you helped her out. :yes:

  • Secret

    @ mizzdallas

    Dang, I am late with this response, but yeah there is recent birthday pics of him. Look at the pics side by side. They have the same eyes, lips, mouth and everything

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    This does belong in family court. So, the judge is correct. Stand by for further developments. Wow. Halle has really been holding back on Gabriel’s temperment and pushy ways. I remember when she said that he used the n-word towards her, but she never made statements about this kind of abuse.

  • Yardgirl

    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @tatted that aint me…thats Teyanna Taylor without her weave lmao

    _______________

    Wow. See, this is partly why I love being a women. We get to play dress up and be a dif chick whenever we’re hiding or just feel like it.

    —————
    Gotta give he credit. Her weaves are good cuz if this pic wouldnt have came out a few years ago I wouldve thought alot (not all) of that hair was hers
    **************************************

    Last summer I was in a store on 125th St (Harlem) and she walked in with a few friends. I was staring real hard because she had about 1/8 of her usual hair and no makeup (looking just like your pix) and I was not sure if it was really her. Her weaves are on point because I always thought it was her real hair :yes: