This photo of disgraced reality TV personality Kim Kardashian was snapped earlier this week when Kim was on her way to Bible study with her new bestie, singer Leann Rimes. (I guess La La Anthony was busy).

Kim has dedicated herself to bagging the very religious Denver broncos quarterback Tim Tebow by pretending she's spiritual, prayerful and virginal. On Sunday, she even tweeted that she was on her way to church -- something she has never tweeted before.

Luckily, Tim is not as dumb as Kris Humphries - Kim's hapless ex-husband of 72 days.

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZLhJ70dK9g Zoe B.

    :rofl: I love Kim , she is just so shameless :rofl:

  • SugarPieHoneybunn

    well damn! maybe KIM is the surrogate. lmao ;)

    but for real, she lookin wide as TEXAS right hurr :blink:

  • imarie aka lalie

    What is up with those pants? And her face looks fuller than usual. Hmm.

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Shame on this hoe to use her puzzy in the name of jesus.. Hoes don't have any respect for the blood of jesus..

  • pyt4lyfe

    Maybe she's trying to get right with God. You know everything the Kardashian's do is for a reason. Kim trying to repair her image. She stay schemin'

    God don't like ugly and he ain't to fond of pretty either.

  • SugarPieHoneybunn

    Kim know damn well she aint checkin for Tebow. that boy aint got no BLACK in him and she only goin to church THIS sunday. after that, she goin back to the locker rooms to bait her men.

    I guess it beats pickin them up from club. i guess

  • SugarPieHoneybunn

    She done stole RERUNS pants. smh

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    And Here I THOUGHT Black made you LQQK Thinner Though :coffee:

  • CHA CHA

    Luckily, Tim is not as dumb as Kris Humphries – Kim’s hapless ex-husband of 72 days :nono: Tim aint a chocolate chip not even partially, so that rules him completely out :coffee:

  • flsun99

    mizzdallas says:

    Shame on this hoe to use her puzzy in the name of jesus.. Hoes don’t have any respect for the blood of jesus..
    -------------------
    :dead: That was so funny sh!t!

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    This bish makes my flesh crawl. Even though I'm not a Christian I would never play with religion for the sake of self-promotion or any selfish thing. I wish someone would slap the botox out her face!

  • Torae

    Looks like her diaper is full of poop.....

  • jazi65

    I'm surprised her trifling ass didn't burst flames when she stepped inside.

    Tebow don't want nothing to do with that hoe.

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Kim want to know how the historic hoes did it in biblical times. She might be trying to lay hands on a king or two.

  • http://twitter.com/numba1deeva DeevaC

    Torae says:

    Looks like her diaper is full of poop…..

    ________________________________

    lol some how i thought this post was going to be about how she stopped with the butt injections, when i read the headline i though it was a dig at how her looking like she has a loaded diaper on.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    ALL Y'all are Str8 KILLING ME with These Comments Though !!! :rofl:

    This TRICK is a Walking-Catalog for JOKES :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    mizzdallas says:

    Shame on this hoe to use her puzzy in the name of jesus.. Hoes don’t have any respect for the blood of jesus..
    _________________________________________________________________

    :hahaha: Girl you done made me choke on my now and later.

    You have to be a Christian to go to church?

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I saw the headline and was like "Changed into what, exactly?" :hahaha:

    I'm not even religious and I'm offended by this blatant publicity stunt. I wouldn't let that broad put one toe in my place of worship. Probably bring the whole damn building down. :nono:

  • buddapecan

    She also tweeted she wanted to start a bible study group at her house. The jokes continue to write themselves. SMH

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Kim want to know how the historic hoes did it in biblical times. She might be trying to lay hands on a king or two.
    ________________________________________

    Well we know Bishop Long ain't buying it. There ain't no pentis in the equation

  • 3halos

    This chick.... I can't. Seriously. She irks me much more than Beyonce and that says a lot. Her backside looks like Natalie Green from the facts of life. Give me a BREAK!

  • I Run New York

    She needs to do some serious soul searching. 30 years old with two ex-husbands. She has a personality disorder and needs to see a psychiatrist.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2zEWXxKsrU datsmdubya2u

    Kim can :pray : all she want. Tebow is a bona fide white boy...he no likey all dat azz.

    :no:

  • Hershey

    I think she chitted on herself... Ain't nuthin worse than a church heaux she will be on her knees more than usual just to get Tebow :nono: there's no reforming a heaux, and that silicone filled heaux up there, is a heaux for life

  • EB

    Leann Rimes is a home wrecker.

    I wonder who is going to dyck down Kim next :think:

  • Nthabi

    Ain't no shame in her game. Ever.

    That, I find commendable. :claps:

    :coffee:

    @TheWanjiru on Twitter

  • lovezoe

    So Halle Berry tries to move across the pond with Nahla and her latest victim, I mean boyfriend. She gone mess around with Gabe and find herself on the side of a milk carton.

  • iheart

    I love Halle but she need to stop :no:
    Morning Zoe :hi:

  • lovezoe

    Morning heart :waves:

  • Dynasty

    And Jesus wept.......

  • Cariblife

    Dis bish right hea is trying exceptionally hard, and Tim Tebow ain't checkin for her.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    :rolleyes: Hey Kim spell testament :waiting:

    Halle should have used a sperm donor. I don't care if they hate each, little Nahla should not have to grow up with just one parent. her mother is a nurturer, but her dad being a constant loving force in her life can be the difference between adding another Montana Fishburne or Raven Simone to the world. It's wrong to keep a child from a loving parent who WANTS to be there. Those photos of that baby and her dad don't lie.
    #Itaintaboutyou
    #TeamChildrenFirst

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3bQrYBIp_0 LaTechGrad02

    Mornng All!

  • iheart

    @Htown, you betta :preach:

  • NaijaGal

    Will Kim wash Tebow's feet with her hair?

  • NaijaGal

    lovezoe, iheart, Htownmom, LaTech, Cariblife :waves:

    Morning Folks :hi:

  • iheart

    NaijaGal says:

    Will Kim wash Tebow’s feet with her hair?

    _______________
    :dead: So you calling her Mary Magadeline :thinking:
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3bQrYBIp_0 LaTechGrad02

    Morning Naija!!

  • Strawberrys and cream

    :coffee: it's to early for this Morning errbody :waves: <<<< Really kim's Bible

  • Starr

    lovezoe says:

    So Halle Berry tries to move across the pond with Nahla and her latest victim, I mean boyfriend. She gone mess around with Gabe and find herself on the side of a milk carton.
    *******************

    Just saw that....but its california....the judge will likely rule in her favor.

  • Dynasty

    Hey, how do you change your picture on here???

  • free

    i heard she was pregnant and i'm starting to believe it....

  • Strawberrys and cream

    I dont like People that play with the LORD :nono: even if you not saved or dont believe forreal, there are some things folks just need to leave alone, it can hurt you in the long run :crying1:

  • lovezoe

    Naja, Htownmom, LaTech :waves:

  • free

    H-Townmama says: Halle should have used a sperm donor. I don’t care if they hate each, little Nahla should not have to grow up with just one parent. her mother is a nurturer, but her dad being a constant loving force in her life can be the difference between adding another Montana Fishburne or Raven Simone to the world. It’s wrong to keep a child from a loving parent who WANTS to be there. Those photos of that baby and her dad don’t lie.

    ***********************************

    halle didn't have a paw so i guess she grew up thinking they don't matter. i think she's an evil beyotch because she seems to deliberately do things to split them up. this leads me to believe the lil girl really enjoys daddy time. gabe is not giving up without a fight and i respect him for that.

  • NaijaGal

    @iheart I'm assuming that's the role she's trying to play...and now that she's been 'burned' by a few negroes I wouldn't be surprised if she went the alabaster (shoutout to Tatted) route

  • Cariblife

    Morning all. Special hello to you naja :hi:

  • Cariblife

    This is a terrible pic of her, it looks like she is wearing one of those ole school hefty garbage bags. #nobueno

  • iheart

    @Naija, I don't think she can give up the black meat. She has been done wrong by more than a few black guys and she still just can't leave it alone :nono:

  • prynsexxx

    iheart says:

    So you calling her Mary Magadeline
    ____________________

    Mary Magadeline
    The church hussy
    The preachers mistress
    the deaconess and Sunday pre-school teacher
    the ushers step stool

    This hoe stops at NOTHING.

    :handclap: :jack: <--------- HER and somebody's husband in the baptismal pool

    :whip: <----- her hanging out to dry

  • The Makeup Maven

    Good morning HTown, ZoeZoe, Tech, Iheart, Strawberrys, Dynasty, Free, Cariblife & Starr :hug:

  • prynsexxx

    Morning EVERYBODY :hi:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Pryn :2dance: <---- bow really Kim K's bible & prayer cloth

  • lovezoe

    @Tatted :heart:

  • prynsexxx

    @Tatted :2dance: <----- the bow is a clean pair of pannies for Kim K.....Let's praise dance it over to her. :party:

  • iheart

    prynsexxx says:

    iheart says:

    So you calling her Mary Magadeline
    ____________________

    Mary Magadeline
    The church hussy
    The preachers mistress
    the deaconess and Sunday pre-school teacher
    the ushers step stool

    This hoe stops at NOTHING.

    :handclap: :jack: <——— HER and somebody's husband in the baptismal pool
    _____________
    :crying: I hate pryn

  • prynsexxx

    LMAOOOOO

  • iheart

    Hey Tatted :hugs:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Naija :hug:

    :whistle:
    Saying goodbye is never an easy thing
    But you never said, that you'd stay forever
    So if you must go
    Well, darlin, I'll set you free
    But I know in time
    That well be together
    Oh, I wont try
    To stop you now from leaving
    Cause in my heart I know

    Love will lead you back
    Someday I just know that
    Love will lead you back to my arms
    Where you belong
    Im sure, sure as stars are shining
    One day you will find me again
    It wont be long
    One of these days
    Our love will lead you back

    *homage to Taylor Dayne*

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn - Did yo azz say praise dance it over to her??? YOU GIVES ME MY LIFE! :rofl:

  • iheart

    @Tatted, Don't you encourage her :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    That but looks like a bag of potatoes back there :no: Morning everyone :waves: :danban:

  • prynsexxx

    @Tatted

    You know them praise dancers be all over the church. Up in the choir stands. On the Rememberance Table. In between each pew. Jumping down from the balcony. Behind the instruments. Across the pulpit. Bust out from behind the drapes.......

    #dontactlikeyouaintseen'em

    :whip: <-------- technical difficulties during the Christmas and Easter plays

  • prynsexxx

    @iheart

    Too late. :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Jenie :hug:

    @ Iheart - Pryn be intentionally fcking w/me...I'M CONVINCED! :hahaha:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn - YOU KNOW I JUS' BUSTED OUT INTO LAUGHTER! :rofl:

    They shole do....them ninja's be everyone. Cartwheeling down the isle, all up in the "Mother of the Church Face", all in the baptsimal pool, all in the Secretary of the Church's office...JUST EERYWHERE :hahaha:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Tatt tatt tatted Up :whistle: :hug:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    :waves: Goodmorning SR!!!! 1 more day until friday and I cant wait..

  • iheart

    prynsexxx says:

    @Tatted

    You know them praise dancers be all over the church. Up in the choir stands. On the Rememberance Table. In between each pew. Jumping down from the balcony. Behind the instruments. Across the pulpit. Bust out from behind the drapes…….

    #dontactlikeyouaintseen’em

    ____________
    :ghost: for the day

  • Redeemed777

    You wanna know why out of all the other races of people (or nations as the bible calls them) are doing waaaaay better than the black and latino people?

    You wanna know why they stick together and help themselves GROW, but we blacks & latinos are told to stick together ONLY for the deterioration of our people ( beyonce, lil wayne, niki manaj, etc ).

    We can’t stick together for the uplifting of our people MORALLY, SPIRITUALLY, FINANCIALLY, OR EDUCATIONALLY.

    Let me tell you something: It doesn’t matter how many million man marches and occupy wall street marches that the unlearned negro & latino participate in, because we will still be cursed TILL we start doing what the Bible says to do.

    The ONLY way we will see less black-on-black crimes, and less immorality, and less idol worship of so-called celebs & bishops, and less robbery, murder, rape IN OUR PEOPLE is when we start to OBEY ALL OF GOD’S COMMANDMENTS.

    The Bible has already prophesied OUR DOWNFALL in [EZEKIEL 5:5-15]
    We ARE JERUSALEM.

    Thus saith the Lord GOD; This is Jerusalem: I have set it in the midst of the nations and countries that are round about her.
    6. And she hath changed my judgments into wickedness more than the nations, and my statutes more than the countries that are round about her: for they have refused my judgments and my statutes, they have not walked in them.
    7. Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because ye multiplied more than the nations that are round about you, and have not walked in my statutes, neither have kept my judgments, neither have done according to the judgments of the nations that are round about you;
    8. Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I, even I, am against thee, and will execute judgments in the midst of thee in the sight of the nations.
    9. And I will do in thee that which I have not done, and whereunto I will not do any more the like, because of all thine abominations.
    10. Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds.
    11. Wherefore, as I live, saith the Lord GOD; Surely, because thou hast defiled my sanctuary with all thy detestable things, and with all thine abominations, therefore will I also diminish thee; neither shall mine eye spare, neither will I have any pity.
    12. A third part of thee shall die with the pestilence, and with famine shall they be consumed in the midst of thee: and a third part shall fall by the sword round about thee; and I will scatter a third part into all the winds, and I will draw out a sword after them.
    13. Thus shall mine anger be accomplished, and I will cause my fury to rest upon them, and I will be comforted: and they shall know that I the LORD have spoken it in my zeal, when I have accomplished my fury in them.

    14. Moreover I will make thee waste, and a reproach among the nations that are round about thee, in the sight of all that pass by.

    15. So it shall be a reproach and a taunt, an instruction and an astonishment unto the nations that are round about thee, when I shall execute judgments in thee in anger and in fury and in furious rebukes. I the LORD have spoken it.

    You negroes & latinos ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE.

    Not the other nations.

  • prynsexxx

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Pryn – YOU KNOW I JUS’ BUSTED OUT INTO LAUGHTER!

    They shole do….them ninja’s be everyone. Cartwheeling down the isle, all up in the “Mother of the Church Face”, all in the baptsimal pool, all in the Secretary of the Church’s office…JUST EERYWHERE
    ________________________________

    GIRRRRRRLLLLLLL "pop, lockin' and droppin'" in folks face. Knocking off First Lady Evangelist Minister Bishop Jenkins goood Easter Sunday hat. Cabbage Patchin' in front of the communion dranks...... :smack:

    #dointhemost

  • Redeemed777

    JUDAH- American Blacks
    BENJAMIN- West Indian Blacks
    LEVI- Haitians
    SIMEON- Dominicans
    ZEBULON- Black Indians Guatemala to Panama(Mayans)
    EPHRAIM- Puerto Ricans
    MANASSEH- Cubans
    GAD- Native-American Indians
    REUBEN- Seminole Indians
    ASHER- Columbia to Uruguay (Incas)
    ISSACHAR- Mexicans (Aztecs)
    NAPTHALI- Argentina/Chile

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Mizzdallas :hug:

  • Mother Jefferson

    :dead: @ pryn and tatted

    :2dance: <<< praise dances on Redeemed

  • Anna

    EB says:

    Leann Rimes is a home wrecker.

    ~~~~~
    Yes she is. Add Tori Spelling to the list.

  • prynsexxx

    Redeemed7779311 says:

    The Bible has already prophesied OUR DOWNFALL in [EZEKIEL 5:5-15]
    _______________________

    So why do you come in here and thump us in our weaves and eyeshadow on the regular? Let us be great for the 8 hours we try to gather our coins together to help feed our families.

    #beingaheathentoday

  • Redeemed777

    Put away your immorality

    Put far away from you fornication & adultery & all perverted acts

    Put away from you false worship of Christ.

    Put away from you lies.

    Put away from you instigating.

    Put away from you murder.

    Put away from you cursing.

  • boistop

    Evangelist Minister Bishop Jenkins goood Easter Sunday hat
    _______________________________________________________
    Wellllllllllll!

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    :hugs: tatted back!!!

  • The Makeup Maven

    prynsexxx says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Pryn – YOU KNOW I JUS’ BUSTED OUT INTO LAUGHTER!

    They shole do….them ninja’s be everyone. Cartwheeling down the isle, all up in the “Mother of the Church Face”, all in the baptsimal pool, all in the Secretary of the Church’s office…JUST EERYWHERE
    ________________________________

    GIRRRRRRLLLLLLL “pop, lockin’ and droppin’” in folks face. Knocking off First Lady Evangelist Minister Bishop Jenkins goood Easter Sunday hat. Cabbage Patchin’ in front of the communion dranks…… :smack:

    #dointhemost
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Cot'dayumit, Pryn....HOW I'MMA TOP THAT ONE???? Let's seeeeeeeee.....

    All in the janitors closet, all behind the gay choir director, running all up the wheelchair ramp @ the side door of the church, doing the centipede all down the center isle, doing the running man all the way to the pulpit taking a swig of the pastors pepsi that Evangelist Gibson bought him..... JUST ALL OVER THE FUGGIN' PLACE! :no:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Please sandra can we get :newpost: asap!!!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Mother Jefferson :hug: "check out my new one!" :lol:

  • prynsexxx

    Tatted says:

    running all up the wheelchair ramp
    _________________

    :rofl:

    :nino: <------ really me in a wheelchair trying to get out the way of the oncoming praise dancer

  • Redeemed777

    The Bible tells how the Lord sent His prophets to warn His people and warn some certain wicked individuals.

  • iheart

    mizzdallas says:

    Please sandra can we get :newpost: asap!!!
    _____________
    :pray: Please Sandra fo Pryn and Tatted get me fired :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    :pc: hunts to see where Redeemed is Copy and Pastin this chit from...

  • The Makeup Maven

    prynsexxx says:

    Tatted says:

    running all up the wheelchair ramp
    _________________
    :rofl:

    :nino: <—— really me in a wheelchair trying to get out the way of the oncoming praise dancer
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: I FINALLY GOT'CHO AZZ TO LAUGH! :rofl:

  • Redeemed777

    Put away ALL EVIL before JUDGEMENT ( in the form of a horrible death ) shows up at your door step.

  • iheart

    Somebody tell Kdub to come drag outta here by her pair RET NOW :cuss:

  • prynsexxx

    :koolaid2: <------ praise dancer Pepsi jackin'..

  • Chocolate Diva

    Herrroooo Errbody :waves:

  • iheart

    *drag Pryn

  • Cariblife

    For a second there reading Redeemed's list I thought it said American Airlines instead of American Indians, I was about to be like you da debil.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Iheart - WHAT I DO! :blink: <--- really my innocent face!

  • prynsexxx

    @Tatted...MY ASS BEEN LAUGHIN!!!!!!! SNOTTIN ACTUALLY!

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    :random: So rickey smiley is now interviewing the guy who was jumped bye those thugs..

  • Redeemed777

    The Lord and His son Jesus ARE ABOUT COMMANDMENTS.

    This is the LOVE He speaks about----> OBEYING HIS COMMANDMENTS!!!!

  • iheart

    Herro ChocD :waves:

  • Mother Jefferson

    prynsexxx says:

    Tatted says:

    running all up the wheelchair ramp
    _________________

    :nino: <—— really me in a wheelchair trying to get out the way of the oncoming praise dancer
    ================
    :rofl: :casket:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn - You alrett know that the Evangelist be buying the Pastor/Bishop 2-12 packs of pepsi EVERY SUNDAY and get mad if First Lady want one!
    :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :offtopic:
    Halle Berry is asking the judge in her custody war for permission to move to France with Nahla -- and baby daddy Gabriel Aubry is saying ... over my dead body.

    TMZ has learned Halle filed papers with the court requesting the move and the hearing is pending. Sources tell us Gabriel is livid because he believes the move is punitive and designed to strip him of any contact with his daughter.

    And Gabriel is particularly upset because Halle's longtime boyfriend Olivier Martinez will be living with Halle and Nahla if the move is approved ... informed sources tell TMZ.

    Halle could have an argument that it's safer for Nahla to be in Europe ... especially because her latest stalker -- who broke onto her property multiple times -- has recently been released from jail.
    **********************
    :coffee:

  • Redeemed777

    It don't matter how many times or how loud you say Lord Lord, if you arent for obeying the commandments, then you are A GOAT, and you WILL BE separated from the sheep.

    The Lord and His son Jesus ARE ABOUT COMMANDMENTS.
    This is the LOVE He speaks about—-> OBEYING HIS COMMANDMENTS!!!!

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    :waves: at CD :nino:

  • The Makeup Maven

    CD :hug:

  • iheart

    <<<=== Not speaking to Tatted or Pryn for the rest of the dayum day :crying: :rofl:

  • prynsexxx

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Pryn – You alrett know that the Evangelist be buying the Pastor/Bishop 2-12 packs of pepsi EVERY SUNDAY and get mad if First Lady want one!
    __________________________

    Ole non-sharin' hussy..

  • Chocolate Diva

    :waves: Iheart

  • Redeemed777

    It doesn't matter how many times or how loud you say Lord Lord, if you arent for obeying the commandments, then you are A GOAT, and you WILL BE separated from the sheep.

    The Apostle Paul even tells us this IN THE NEW TESTAMENT

    The Lord and His son Jesus ARE ABOUT COMMANDMENTS.
    This is the LOVE He speaks about—-> OBEYING HIS COMMANDMENTS!!!!

  • iheart

    Way min :stop: So who's a goat up in chea :thinking:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn - I finally got'cho azz to laugh! It be ME eeryday you brang you azz up in here, bustin' into laughter...co-worker looking over at me like I have tourettes or some chit! :lol:

  • vero

    Morning Fam :waves: & *salto*

  • Yardgirl

    Dynasty says:

    Hey, how do you change your picture on here???
    ****************

    Click on the word "Gravatar" under "Leave a comment" and follow the instructions.

    Good morning erryone!! :waves: Hey Tatted!! :)

  • candibfly

    those pants are not flattering to her from the back :no:

    anywho, morning and whatnot :wave: <--- refund check deposit confirmation

  • iheart

    Not speaking to Vero either cause of that gravi :nono:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    This situation with Halle is becoming redundant and I'm siding with Aubrey on this. Just because Halle had the baby Nahla doesn’t give her the right to take their baby to France, this bish is batshyt crazy..

  • The Makeup Maven

    prynsexxx says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Pryn – You alrett know that the Evangelist be buying the Pastor/Bishop 2-12 packs of pepsi EVERY SUNDAY and get mad if First Lady want one!
    __________________________

    Ole non-sharin’ hussy..
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Thats cuz that bish secretly waiting on First Lady to catch "ill" so she can be the Second Lady! :coffee:

  • prynsexxx

    @Tatted

    I STAY layed out on this here keyboard from yall! Half the time I don't/can't even post b/c my eyes be filled like so ------> :crying1:

  • Cariblife

    Imma need this contracts class to be over so I can go home and take a nap.

  • iheart

    Hey Yard & Candi :waves:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Vero & Candi :hug: X's 2

  • Yardgirl

    Hey Vero x 1,000,000 :yes:

  • prynsexxx

    :dead: @ "catch ill"......BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOO

  • The Makeup Maven

    Yard :hug:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Congrats! Candi, you get to ball out, I'm NOT getting mines until the 21st Im hoping I get it sooner Im moving and I need to drive right on over to IKEA..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    For some reason I want to fight Halle...she is causing Gabriel WAAAYYYY too much grief! And he is too beautiful for all that!

    :mad:

    Morning everyone!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn - COME BAAAAAACK. I'M SOWWWWRY! :crying1:

  • Yardgirl

    Hey iIheart, gravatar Tzar :)

  • The Makeup Maven

    FeFe :hug:

  • prynsexxx

    @Cariblife

    I leave at 12 something'ish today :yahoo: ... but I have to be back in here on Saturday. :mad:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    MORNING... :coffee:

  • iheart

    Hey Fe with yo purty self :waves:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Redeemed777 says:

    It don’t matter how many times or how loud you say Lord Lord, if you arent for obeying the commandments, then you are A GOAT, and you WILL BE separated from the sheep.

    The Lord and His son Jesus ARE ABOUT COMMANDMENTS.
    This is the LOVE He speaks about—-> OBEYING HIS COMMANDMENTS!!!!
    -____________________________________________________________________-

    Auntie we really need a STFU Button :wtf:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :waves: Fe

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @Tatted and @iheart... Thanks hon!

  • iheart

    Hey Lakes :hi: *licks compruter screen*

  • Yardgirl

    FeFe, Lakes, 'sup :hug:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    FeFe says:

    For some reason I want to fight Halle…she is causing Gabriel WAAAYYYY too much grief! And he is too beautiful for all that!

    :mad:

    Morning everyone!
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

    :cosign:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @ChocD

  • candibfly

    *ignores iheart's gravi just this one time* :hug:

    tatted :2dance: <--- uncle luke album

    @mizzdallas i'm not using my refund either but it's nice to see it sitting in my savings account :yahoo: i might use a lil bit of my state refund tho

  • The Makeup Maven

    SIS :hug:

  • Redeemed777

    @Sandra
    mizzdallas
    iheart
    candibfly
    Yardgirl
    vero
    The Makeup Maven
    Chocolate Diva
    prynsexxx
    Mother Jefferson
    Cariblife
    jeniefrumdabloc
    Ace
    boistop
    !*LaKErCHiC@*!
    FeFe

    OBEY THE LORD'S COMMANDMENTS!

  • Chocolate Diva

    :waves: Lakes

  • NaijaGal

    Tatted :kiss: <<<on the cheek cause I'm scared of I mean I respect Change
    :whistle:
    I never knew a love, love-love, a love like this
    Gotta be somethin for me to write this
    Queen, I ain't seen you in a minute
    Wrote this letter, and finally decide to send it
    Signed sealed delivered for us to grow together
    Love has no limit, let's spend it slow forever
    I know your heart is weathered by what studs did to you
    I ain't gon' assault em cause I probably did it too
    Because of you, feelings I handle with care
    Some chicks recognize the light but they can't handle the glare
    You know I ain't the type to walk around with matchin shirts
    If relationship is effort I will match your work
    I wanna be the one to make you happiest, it hurts you the most
    They say the end is near, it's important that we close..
    .. to the most, high
    Regardless of what happen on Him let's rely

    There are times
    When you need someone
    I will be by your side
    There is a light, that shines,
    special for you, and me

  • iheart

    @Redeemed, Roger that :yes:

  • Mother Jefferson

    FeFe says:

    For some reason I want to fight Halle…she is causing Gabriel WAAAYYYY too much grief! And he is too beautiful for all that!

    Morning everyone!
    -------
    :cosign: Fe I dont feel sorry for her at all, she should have just got a donor if all she wanted was :jack:

  • Redeemed777

    @Sandra
    mizzdallas
    iheart
    candibfly
    Yardgirl
    vero
    The Makeup Maven
    Chocolate Diva
    prynsexxx
    Mother Jefferson
    Cariblife
    jeniefrumdabloc
    Ace
    boistop
    !*LaKErCHiC@*!
    FeFe

    PUT AWAY ALL EVIL IN YOUR LIVES THAT ARE CONTRARY TO THE WORD OF THE LORD.

  • Hershey

    Mawning er'body :waves:

    @ Jenie don't start please, it's to early in the morning, for e-beefs.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Good morning!
    I think my son switched our deodorants, I'm not smelling too powder fresh ova here.
    I hate shower fresh deodorant

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    :waves: Morning Naija, Free, Maven, Iheart, Lovezoe, and anyone else who spoke :kiss:

    I managed to sneak a comment in then had to bring my baby to the bus stop.
    sorry so late :oops:

  • iheart

    Hey Hershey, First and only time imma aknowledge you lessen you change that gravi :rofl:

  • Redeemed777

    @Sandra
    mizzdallas
    iheart
    candibfly
    Yardgirl
    vero
    The Makeup Maven
    Chocolate Diva
    prynsexxx
    Mother Jefferson
    Cariblife
    jeniefrumdabloc
    Ace
    boistop
    !*LaKErCHiC@*!
    FeFe
    NaijaGal

    BE YE DOERS OF THE WORD, AND NOT ONLY HEARERS, OR MOCKERS OF THE WORD

  • candibfly

    iheart i saw some chick with pink hair before, now i see a lil cute boy :hug:

  • Cariblife

    Hate chu, I am here for another hour and a half.

  • Chocolate Diva

    :lol:

  • NaijaGal

    FeFe, Choc D :hug: hey beautiful gorgeous ones

  • Hershey

    Awww shyt here we go...

    @ Sandra when someone calls people out isn't that grounds for :ban: ? :waiting:

  • iheart

    Ohoey :hi: Been sitting on any laps lately :coffee:

  • boistop

    @ Redeemed777
    let he who is without sin cast the first stone
    Amen'd

    Carry On!!!

  • prynsexxx

    @Redeemed7779311

    :thumbsup: :yes: Ok. :wink:

  • candibfly

    :hahaha: @OHoney's musty pits

    i have some clinical strength secret in my purse :hug:

  • iheart

    @Candi, That's my baby when he was 2

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    @Redeemed Will do
    @Hershey goodmorning

  • vero

    I'm back. Who DOESN'T LIKE FLEXI (my gravi)?

  • candibfly

    @deem aight then

  • lovezoe

    It's clear Hale want to be spiteful. She not worried about no stalker. That Oscar dude dumb as all get out.

  • Hershey

    @ Jenie hey boo I love your gravi

  • Chocolate Diva

    :hugs: Naija

  • vero

    @Redeemed : I'm trying my best

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :waves: @Yardgirl, Naija, Lakes, Hershey, OHoney, H-Town, Mother Jefferson, candi, pryn, jenie, et al!!!!

    @Redeemed

    Yes maam!!!! :)

    brb...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    iheart says:
    Ohoey :hi: Been sitting on any laps lately :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________________
    :no: I'm a lady

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    @Hershey :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS :2dance:
    @IHEART :hug:
    @CHOCOLATED :hi:
    ARE WE OFF TOPIC YET?... :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    candibfly says:
    :hahaha: @OHoney’s musty pits
    i have some clinical strength secret in my purse
    _______________________________________________________
    :lol: I'm not musty, he has a shower fresh scent ewwwwww

  • iheart

    @Ohoney, I heard you saying that in Shenene voice from Martin :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Hey Fe-Fe :hi:

  • Hershey

    @ Fefe :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    iHeart :lol: that is how I said it :lol:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    We need a :newpost: of course keep it positive ;)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    Redeemed doing Rollcalls...and aint Miss Not a NAn person!!

    Now that's how a proper Roll call is supposed to be...

  • Dynasty

    Tatted :waves:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @hershey that head :cry:

  • iheart

    Still not speaking to Hershey :no: Him scary

  • vero

    :waiting:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Redeemed - I'mma WARN yo azz to keep my name outta your FONT!

    #REAL TALK! AND LET'S START THAT SHYT RIGHT NOW, CAPICHE?!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    @FeFe :bye: Merning !!!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ACE :hug: BUENOS DIAS..

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Redeemed – I’mma WARN yo azz to keep my name outta your FONT!

    #REAL TALK! AND LET’S START THAT SHYT RIGHT NOW, CAPICHE?!
    ____________________________________________________________

    :hahaha:

  • iheart

    Sup Ace :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    :newpost: options
    ------------------

    Bow proposing to Angela Simmons
    Chris Brown spending 5hrs in Rhianna's Dressing room...without GF present
    Halle requesting to move to France to keep nahla away from Racist Ex Hubby
    Morning Glory: MzDimplez1123 or Christina Milian

    :coffee:

  • candibfly

    tatted goin off in this bytch huh

    *leans back in my chinchilla recliner*

  • Yardgirl

    @Redeemed: Ummmm.... :huh: :think:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Hey guys I have some chardonay on chill in the front seat of my car, should I go take a swigg ret quick :thinking:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Candi - You know I don't fck w/nobody....that's "its" best bet!

    Or I will be biddin' good day to ya'll because of being "banned!"

  • Hershey

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Redeemed – I’mma WARN yo azz to keep my name outta your FONT!

    #REAL TALK! AND LET’S START THAT SHYT RIGHT NOW, CAPICHE?!
    ______________________________
    :rofl: She needs to be banned, calling people out to include Sandra, it's too early in the morning for dumb azz font

  • Strawberrys and cream

    Redeemed777 says:

    @Sandra
    mizzdallas
    iheart
    candibfly
    Yardgirl
    vero
    The Makeup Maven
    Chocolate Diva
    prynsexxx
    Mother Jefferson
    Cariblife
    jeniefrumdabloc
    Ace
    boistop
    !*LaKErCHiC@*!
    FeFe

    OBEY THE LORD’S COMMANDMENTS!

    ________________________________________________________

    Redeemed Come out from among them and be ye seperate saith the LORD

  • iheart

    Hershey says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Redeemed – I’mma WARN yo azz to keep my name outta your FONT!

    #REAL TALK! AND LET’S START THAT SHYT RIGHT NOW, CAPICHE?!
    ______________________________
    She needs to be banned, calling people out to include Sandra, it’s too early in the morning for dumb azz font

    ______________
    :cosign:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Hershey says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Redeemed – I’mma WARN yo azz to keep my name outta your FONT!

    #REAL TALK! AND LET’S START THAT SHYT RIGHT NOW, CAPICHE?!
    ______________________________
    :rofl: She needs to be banned, calling people out to include Sandra, it’s too early in the morning for dumb azz font
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Let me quit...I AIN'T EEE'M BOUT' TO BE BAITED AND TRAPPED BY "IT!"

  • prynsexxx

    Strawberry says:

    Redeemed Come out from among them and be ye seperate saith the LORD
    __________________________________
    You notice "it" didn't put "its" name on the list. :huh: Is that separate enough? LOL

  • Mother Jefferson

    Chris Brown spending 5hrs in Rhianna’s Dressing room…without GF present
    ----------------
    :shocked: :pc:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS :hug: THAT REDEM PLAY TOO DANG MUCH!... AUNTIE WERE UR :ban: STAMP!! LETS MAIL THIS BISH OUT!! :rules:

  • prynsexxx

    Ace says:

    Now that’s how a proper Roll call is supposed to be…
    ____________________________

    "It" gets a CHURCH :handclap: for that.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS - I calmed myself down REAL quick. I would hate to be taken away from all y'all! :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS OH OK.. **PLACES BLADE BACK IN MOUFF** NO :shank: TODAY.. WE POSITIVE AND SHYT.. :grin:

  • Hershey

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Hershey says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Redeemed – I’mma WARN yo azz to keep my name outta your FONT!

    #REAL TALK! AND LET’S START THAT SHYT RIGHT NOW, CAPICHE?!
    ______________________________
    She needs to be banned, calling people out to include Sandra, it’s too early in the morning for dumb azz font
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Let me quit…I AIN’T EEE’M BOUT’ TO BE BAITED AND TRAPPED BY “IT!”
    _____________________________________

    1. Ignore the simple minded for when you engage them, you too become simple.
    2. Ignorance is contagious, avoid any and ALL contact with the bearer, ain't no cure for it, just scroll up and read the font

    Author of above quotes: Hershey :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SO RIRI AND CHRIS GOT IT IN :hunch: UH UH SAY IT AINT SOOOOO!! :popcorn: AUNTIE WE :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    @Fe
    Hey pretty lady :hug:

    :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    @Hershey
    :ghost: <----Me fainting from that gravi.

  • Hershey

    @ H-Town :rofl: he's sessay as heyull :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    @Hershey
    Ummmm Ummmm sessi wasn't quite the word I had in mind :hahaha: :no:

  • VDot

    Redeemed doing Rollcalls…and aint Miss Not a NAn person!!

    Now that’s how a proper Roll call is supposed to be… .

    :rofl: :rofl:

    I don't want Redeemed to be :banned:. She's pretty unintentionally hilarious.

    Actually, Redeemed can you answer a few questions?

    1) What's your gender?
    2) Are you neutered .
    3) Are you a virgin?
    4) Who yo parents is?

    I have more, but thought I would start there.

  • Ms.Fashion

    She looks horrid fron the back!!!!!

    Paris Hilton was right. She looks like cottage cheese stuff in a garbage bag!!! Paris killed her with that one!!!! :rofl:

  • Lady_L

    SugarPieHoneybunn says:

    Kim know damn well she aint checkin for Tebow. that boy aint got no BLACK in him and she only goin to church THIS sunday. after that, she goin back to the locker rooms to bait her men.

    I guess it beats pickin them up from club. i guess

  • Ty

    NaijaGal says:

    Will Kim wash Tebow’s feet with her hair?
    ______________
    This shyt has me hollering :cyring: :rofl:

  • Ty

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Redeemed – I’mma WARN yo azz to keep my name outta your FONT!

    #REAL TALK! AND LET’S START THAT SHYT RIGHT NOW, CAPICHE?!
    _______________
    :rofl:

  • AllNYC

    Why are Kimmy's boobies hanging so low? A bra is your friend, Kim.

  • KayCeiSoul

    Strawberry says:

    Redeemed Come out from among them and be ye seperate saith the LORD

    ______________________________________

    :rofl: In tears.