Michael Jordan Covers AARP

Michael Jordan Covers AARP

NBA legend Michael Jordan has earned another magazine cover — along with his very own AARP card. Somehow, I don’t think he will be pleased with his latest achievement.

Jordan, who turned 50 on Feb. 17, probably doesn’t want to be reminded that he’s getting old. The Charlotte Bobcats owner has been engaged to his longtime Cuban girlfriend, Yvette Prieto, 35, since 2011.

Michael Jordan Covers AARP

You know you’re getting old when you start receiving letters from AARP and you didn’t even give them your address. For those of you who aren’t familiar with AARP, don’t worry: if you make it to age 50, they will find you.

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    78 Responses to “Michael Jordan Covers AARP”

    1. 1
      free says:

      LOL!! did he have his baggy jeans on though?

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      coco creamy says:

      umm….congrats I guess :coffee:

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      ohpretty1 says:

      For those of you who aren’t familiar with AARP, don’t worry: if you make it to age 50, they will find you.

      ————–

      I read that in the Allstate man’s voice. :lol:
      50 is a blessing.

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      sassyshe says:

      Im sure AARP gave him a couple mill as an endorsement, adding to his already 82 mil he gets annually from endorsement. Mike never had a prob endorsing anything as long as a check came with it

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      buddapecan says:

      @free: his baggy, stonewashed jeans!! Bwahahahaa!

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      LSLH says:

      They will find you
      _________________

      :dead:

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      Ty says:

      Can stand Mike’s azz :karate:

      Still proud of Juanita :trophy:

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      pointhimout says:

      1. none of us stayed or will be 20 forever 2. u better thank your God for every year you get older 3. My older mentors all have said the same thing; 50 is when you really start living because most of them, they finally got it right and not making the same silly mistakes from 20-30′s.

      I had to remind one of my uncles of this over the weekend when he made the comment that Kima from the Wire (the fine black chinky eye lesbian chick) looks old. Um, bruh, we’re all getting old. This here is that MTO bs that got folk thinking 30 is the new 70. SMH

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      Who Dat says:

      Errybody know I hate this cat. Gimme a minute on MIKE. UGGGH…But the ish from downstairs done pist me. 2 diff. folks…

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      Michael Jordan is so unattractive I don’t why I don’t like him :cry:

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      Dancerbabe says:

      Not a flattering pic. Gosh is it 4 pm yet?

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Let’s see..

      1. Cant’ believe that Bey post ran all the way through till this morning. WOW! Took me thirty minutes to get up to date in that one.
      2. I would be in jail if somebody put their hands on my baby.. that old man is lucky to have just lost his job
      3. I have no words for Tyler Perry and tink tink. I just gave Tyler props over the weekend because I finally watched Alex Cross and it was good so, I’mma try to let him keep his props for a min.
      4. What’s with Jordan wearing a choker and that hoop earring with the pink polo shirt? He is 50 now; the mid-life crisis should be over.

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      Smonae80 says:

      @ Free them damn pants :facepalm:

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      @ Pointhimout :love:

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      LadieLeo says:

      @Smonae80 :waves:

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      hell_on_heels says:

      And he looks every bit of 70 PLUS…must be from running after all those Becky’s. Hello Roses…

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      datsmdubya2u says:

      don’t care nuffin bout his azz

      :waves: @ everyone

      Forgot to speak in the last post

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      hell_on_heels says:

      Auntie no stories about all the awful performances from the All Star game last night?!

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      Smonae80 says:

      :cosign: comment #8

      @Reading That damn Bey post had people in they feelings I tell ya :ha:

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      datsmdubya2u says:

      Auntie no stories about all the awful performances from the All Star game last night?!

      ___________________

      :popcorn: do tell!

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      Still proud of Juanita
      ____________________________________________

      Me too :yes:

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      Milky says:

      @rif :kiss: :koolaid3:

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      :rofl:

      errybody get old iffin yew keep livin :yes:

      MJ still irks my soul tho :tea:

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      Who Dat says:

      For those of you who aren’t familiar with AARP, don’t worry: if you make it to age 50, they will find you.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Wonders if Gamblers Anonymous has found his address yet.

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      Smonae80 says:

      :waves: Dats, Ladie, Ty & Opretty

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      For those of you who aren’t familiar with AARP, don’t worry: if you make it to age 50, they will find you.

      :rofl: i’m mad u makin them sound like the mafioso!

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      mzwhang90210 says:

      Jordan..helluva athelete but I never much cared for him.

      :waves:
      FayFayyyyyyyyyy
      GaGirl
      Hell
      RIF

      @Point :cosign:

    31. 31

      :offtopic:

      what would you do with your life if you became wealthy overnight? :waiting:

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      Why is this dude still relevant him and his damn shoes?

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      Who Dat says:

      Waits on David Stern to retire so the truth about MJ betting against his sport… that was swept under the rug all these years can HOPEFULLY come out.
      2/1/14.
      Yeah he will still be rich but I for one will be fill’t with glee.

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      Smonae80 says:

      hell_on_heels says:

      Auntie no stories about all the awful performances from the All Star game last night?!

      Man I couldn’t believe that phucked up performance, I expect better from AKeys then the song choice was down right disrespectful

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      this chicken lasagne right now tho?? :egg: :love:

    36. 36

      @KDub-Calm down maam cause Prynn gonna do what she do and so is baby girl. People have stuff to say at all costs but Prynn knows her daughter better than anyone on this blog. Love your login cause I will get the bronchitis right after you.

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      DTTS :ashamed: I told you gul that’s my stank face :lol:

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      Ty says:

      FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

      what would you do with your life if you became wealthy overnight?
      __________________
      Still want my island and submarine Fay :steer:

    39. 39
      iAmChan says:

      @ ALL

      New SR Chronicles Interview just posted. Click my name to take you there. If you can’t get there, let me know!

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      free says:

      hell_on_heels says: Auntie no stories about all the awful performances from the All Star game last night?!

      ************************

      she’s lucky she didn’t get booed the hell outta there. i guess they were in shock. and when she got up from the piano, i just had to cut it off. ‘licia is doing TOO MUCH these days.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Hello all you beautiful Roses. Milky.. kisses back at you cutie.

      @Fay, if I became rich or wealthy overnight, I would simply not tell anyone and would begin interviewing financial advisors who specialize in sensitive tax investments. I would go with the one I work for but, it would be weird to quit on her one day and become her client the next.

      I would pay all of my debts and my mom and dad’s debts. I would then give them each 500K and tell them not to ask me for another dime ever ever ever. I would take my daughter on a nice vacay and then come home and go to church and pray to God that I stay humble in my blessings. It would be hard but, I would try my best not to f*ck up.

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      Who Dat says:

      Girllllllllll @Gyp… :no: I mean really. Who does @Pryn bother?

      And I felt it coming on (a bronchial episode) but who cares. I am over it.

      Share the rec’p @Fay. My mama makes a chicken chili for Superbowl but aint make us none this year. Tambout we have been given the tools to make it ourself and make her some too…my sister was like but it dont TASTE right :wail:

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      iAmChan says:

      From downstairs.

      Just to let yall know, I was sitting about 4 rows up from the woman some women worship….I couldn’t get a good pic because a bodyguard by the name of Julius and his cohorts were in beast mode, and some young man had a cell phone snatched.

      @ Fay Hey Boo!! I ain’t see ya waving earlier.

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      I think about that every day Fay :yes: #faserious

      #1. Youth Organization (city-to-city) here first of course.
      #2. Take underprivileged around the world to show them how real poor folks live.

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      LadieLeo says:

      FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

      what would you do with your life if you became wealthy overnight?
      *************
      stop shopping at Walmart….I’m simple :tea:

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      what would you do with your life if you became wealthy overnight?

      _____________________________________________________________________

      @ Fayla

      *clears throak*

      I would hire me a laywer, put half in a savings account and some in an ira, um buy me a house, & finally TRAVEL the world of course make sure my baby is well taken care of :love:

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      datsmdubya2u says:

      FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

      :offtopic:

      what would you do with your life if you became wealthy overnight? :waiting:

      _________________________’

      I want to start a school in my old neighborhood..one that goes from 8a to 6pm with an emphasis on math and science and extra curricular activities like music, art, sports that kids dont usually get instruction on in regular school, dance etc….

      just sitting on my azz sounds good to..

    48. 48
      LadieLeo says:

      iAmChan says:

      @ ALL

      New SR Chronicles Interview just posted. Click my name to take you there. If you can’t get there, let me know!

      ***********************
      :kona:

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      then come home and go to church and pray to God that I stay humble in my blessings.
      ____________________________________________________________________

      Amen!

    50. 50
      Who Dat says:

      A blog about a blog.

      I LOVE it @Chan :rofl:

      I love you too @Gyp :love:

    51. 51

      Jordan used performance enhancing drugs that he learned whilst playing baseball.

      :coffee:

    52. 52

      Lady why you going to the :kona: it wasn’t that bad was it?

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      iAmChan says:

      FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:
      what would you do with your life if you became wealthy overnight?

      —————

      I’d pay for Alicia Keys to have a better choreographer. She was dancing like her routine was made by the dude that taught the 5 Heartbeats. Then, I’d pay Chris Bosh to come outta the closet.

      Then I’d put all my money in diff bank accounts, stay in the same spot and act like I’m broke when folks ask me for money. #HoodRich

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      Lotta these hoes in here talkin a whole lotta bullchit today.

      Knowing they would bend over faster than Frank Ocean at a prostate check up for MJ.

      #quiityourlyingheffa
      :coffee:

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      prynsexxx says:

      @Educator mom

      If you’re in here, I left something downstairs for you. I didn’t want to keep dragging the same stuff into each post.

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      iAmChan says:

      @ GAGIRL87

      Your scowl in your avi is epic.

    57. 57

      @CHAN
      I am insulted by Bosh’s imitation of a straight man.

      We should see if we can come up with a class action suit.

    58. 58

      KDub :ashamed: mista’s ass made it. he out cookin the shat outta me lately. but ion CURR bc that’s less cooking for me :lol:

      i’m finna :smoke: & get the recipe fa ya. lawd Jesus it was GOOT!

      he uses philly cream cheese instead of ricotta i know that.

      simmered the chicken in chicken stock until done. it’s got brocolli (he flash steamed it for a minute) mix the chicen & broc & cream cheese together. he used the water from the noodles (salt, & evoo) about 1/3 cup & mix in with the chick & broc mix. after 1st layer of noodles, lay down sauce (he used ragu) & then layer till done. lawd my lawd guhl! :crying: he started giving it to so i started typing!

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      San says:

      Knowing they would bend over faster than Frank Ocean
      _____________
      :ghost:

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      Dat, that sounds like the KIPP school all across our country :yahoo:

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      LadieLeo says:

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      Lady why you going to the it wasn’t that bad was it?

      *****************
      No ma’am I was going off to read it. Good read :thumbsup:

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      Who Dat says:

      Jordan used performance enhancing drugs that he learned whilst playing baseball.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Jordan azz was playing baseball in the FIRST PLACE b/c his azz aint RETIRE from no basketball…David Stern made his azz sit out when he learned MJ was betting against basketball.

      Pete Rose aint get an option to “sit out” a few seasons. No…he was banned FO’ Life

      :coffee:

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      iAmChan says:

      @ Man, you are not lying. You see the pic of when Blake Griffin dunked on him?

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      Can someone post today’s chronicle?

      :smoke: <–Chronic :lol:

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      56

      iAmChan says:

      @ GAGIRL87

      Your scowl in your avi is epic.

      ____________________________________________________________________

      :ashamed: :/

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      *closes my ears to all yall’s talk about the guy that built that big ole house on Madison St.*
      :mad:

      :rofl:

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      iAmChan says:

      @ GAGIRL87

      Not in a bad way, lol. It looks like you are saying, “You like looking at this light skinned azz, don’t you”

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      datsmdubya2u says:

      Why was Alicia Keys singing about NY to a TX audience?

      What was up with those pants?

      Why was her belly out? aint she preggers?

      Who choreographed that mess…

      so many questions…

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :facepalm:

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      datsmdubya2u says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Dat, that sounds like the KIPP school all across our country

      ________________

      Do they have any in TX cause i aint never heard of KIPP

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      iAmChan says:

      datsmdubya2u says:

      Why was Alicia Keys singing about NY to a TX audience? Her new songs suck. Lesbian Alicia Keys is better.

      What was up with those pants? Citi Trends or Rainbow clearance aisle.

      Why was her belly out? aint she preggers? Ratchet, she thought it was cute.

      Who choreographed that mess? Chris Bosh.

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      @CHAN
      I just posted that pic lf Bosh fellating Griffin on my FB.

      :facepalm:

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      datsmdubya2u says:

      iAmChan says:

      datsmdubya2u says:

      Why was Alicia Keys singing about NY to a TX audience? Her new songs suck. Lesbian Alicia Keys is better.

      ^^^^^^^^^^ Chan! this all day :waves:

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      @ GAGIRL87

      Not in a bad way, lol. It looks like you are saying, “You like looking at this light skinned azz, don’t you”

      ____________________________________________________________________

      :rofl:

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      EducatorMomfromMS says:

      prynsexxx says:

      @Educator mom

      If you’re in here, I left something downstairs for you. I didn’t want to keep dragging the same stuff into each post.

      __________________________________

      I think I read your last response. I responded to it.

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      EducatorMomfromMS says:

      Sandra,

      Is there an age requirement, (or level of maturity, clause/agreement to post on your blog? I refuse to believe that some of your posters are adults!! They act as if only their opinions are relevant or are worthy of posting. Unbelievable!!

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