One of Beyonce's Stans (Stalker fan) created a petition begging her not to attend Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's upcoming wedding.
“Now we must do all in our power to stop Beyoncé from attending that god-forsaken wedding," the Change.org petition reads. "Beyoncé should not be forced to go and sit through that torture while surrounded by the Kardashian pigs.”
There is no evidence to suggest that Beyonce had any plans on attending what is sure to be an over-the-top circus of a wedding.
But the Stan offered Beyonce some helpful tips on avoiding the narcissistic nuptials.
1. Extend the Mrs. Carter Show World Tour for as long as possible.
2. Blue Ivy has “the flu.”
3. You have something better to do—you are Beyoncé, you always
4. Say you have a meeting with the President and the First Lady.
5. Simply say no.