Beyonce Stan Creates Petition Urging Her to Skip Kim and Kanye West’s Wedding

Beyonce petition

One of Beyonce’s Stans (Stalker fan) created a petition begging her not to attend Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s upcoming wedding.

“Now we must do all in our power to stop Beyoncé from attending that god-forsaken wedding,” the Change.org petition reads. “Beyoncé should not be forced to go and sit through that torture while surrounded by the Kardashian pigs.”

There is no evidence to suggest that Beyonce had any plans on attending what is sure to be an over-the-top circus of a wedding.

But the Stan offered Beyonce some helpful tips on avoiding the narcissistic nuptials.

    1. Extend the Mrs. Carter Show World Tour for as long as possible.

    2. Blue Ivy has “the flu.”

    3. You have something better to do—you are Beyoncé, you always

    4. Say you have a meeting with the President and the First Lady.

    5. Simply say no.



 


163 Responses to “Beyonce Stan Creates Petition Urging Her to Skip Kim and Kanye West’s Wedding”

  1. 1
    A.J. says:

    Folks have too much time on their hands. That wig is awful.

  2. 2
    ohpretty1 says:

    Those “tips” though :hailnaw: Funny, but I really hope these are her young stans with this amount of time on their hands.

  3. 3
    Cocoabana says:

    the tips are funny as hell

  4. 4
    Who Dat says:

    Kim dont want Beyaki and her “fugg azz hair” there any-daggone WAY

  5. 5
    KyCakes says:

    Chit, I’ll sign… :tea:

    Not a stan, but I dislike her dryness and Sir crazytown much, much more :lol:

  6. 6
    QueenSJ says:

    Stans…. :facepalm:

  7. 7
    KyCakes says:

    Who Dat says:

    Kim dont want Beyaki and her “fugg azz hair” there any-daggone WAY
    ——————————————————————-
    puh-LEASE!
    Kim would be so :mad: if she didn’t show up, that her dry rollback puss would kick up sparks…

    #OnlyYouCanPreventForestFiresBey

  8. 8

    Folks be doing the absolute most :facepalm: why?

  9. 9
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Ok, so, waymennt…one can pretty much start a petition for ANYTHING on ChangedotOrg?? Foreal? Okay denn.

    I’m ’bout to get one started to stop the broads that are cooking for the holidays from considering certain menu items the same, such as:

    Sweet Potato Pie/Pumpkin Pie
    Banana Pudding/Chess Pudding
    All Greens
    Yeast Rolls/Hawaiian Rolls
    Honey Baked Ham/Dearborn Ham
    Cranberry Sauce/Cranberry Salad
    Dressing/Stuffing
    Macaroni Cheese/That Boxed Shyt.

    :coffee:

  10. 10
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Ok, so, waymennt…one can pretty much start a petition for ANYTHING on ChangedotOrg?? Foreal? Okay denn.

    I’m ’bout to get one started to stop the broads that are cooking for the holidays from considering certain menu items the same, such as:

    Sweet Potato Pie/Pumpkin Pie
    Banana Pudding/Chess Pudding
    All Greens
    Yeast Rolls/Hawaiian Rolls
    Honey Baked Ham/Dearborn Ham
    Cranberry Sauce/Cranberry Salad
    Dressing/Stuffing
    Macaroni Cheese/That Boxed Shyt.

    :coffee:

  11. 11

    KyCakes says:

    Who Dat says:
    Kim dont want Beyaki and her “fugg azz hair” there any-daggone WAY
    ——————————————————————-
    puh-LEASE!
    Kim would be so :mad: if she didn’t show up, that her dry rollback puss would kick up sparks…
    #OnlyYouCanPreventForestFiresBey
    ________________

    :hahaha:

  12. 12
    KyCakes says:

    …and why is the petition on change dot org? :rofl:

    *Hmmm which petition am I gonna sign today? Not the one ridding NY of the stop and frisk policy, surely not the one to demand justice for Renisha McBride…OOOHHHH CHIT! Bey don’t go to Kim’s wedding!!!THAT’S the ticket!!! :rofl:

  13. 13
    msbrit914 says:

    People really need a life.

  14. 14
    KyCakes says:

    KayCei get outta my head :chase: :rofl:

  15. 15

    KyCakes says:

    …and why is the petition on change dot org? :rofl:
    *Hmmm which petition am I gonna sign today? Not the one ridding NY of the stop and frisk policy, surely not the one to demand justice for Renisha McBride…OOOHHHH CHIT! Bey don’t go to Kim’s wedding!!!THAT’S the ticket!!!
    ________________

    :rofl: folks be worried about the wrong shyt :rofl:

  16. 16
    KyCakes says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Ok, so, waymennt…one can pretty much start a petition for ANYTHING on ChangedotOrg?? Foreal? Okay denn.

    I’m ’bout to get one started to stop the broads that are cooking for the holidays from considering certain menu items the same, such as:

    Sweet Potato Pie/Pumpkin Pie
    Banana Pudding/Chess Pudding
    All Greens
    Yeast Rolls/Hawaiian Rolls
    Honey Baked Ham/Dearborn Ham
    Cranberry Sauce/Cranberry Salad
    Dressing/Stuffing
    Macaroni Cheese/That Boxed Shyt.

    :coffee:
    ———————————————————————
    :ashamed:
    So I guess me and babycakes are joining you and Dr. Porkchop for the holidays, no? :lol:

  17. 17
    Who Dat says:

    I dont like neither one of em @Ky. Well I dont CARE about either one should say.

    I just wanted to used “fugg azz hair” in a sentence

    :dead:

  18. 18
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Please do Ky-Boo! You are more than welcome. I can COOK. So all this mixing up of shyts makes me :mad: LOL!

    :hug:

  19. 19
    KyCakes says:

    Who Dat says:

    I dont like neither one of em @Ky. Well I dont CARE about either one should say.

    I just wanted to used “fugg azz hair” in a sentence

    :dead:
    —————————————————————–
    Touche :love:

    :rofl:

  20. 20
    KyCakes says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Please do Ky-Boo! You are more than welcome. I can COOK. So all this mixing up of shyts makes me :mad: LOL!

    :hug:
    ——————————————————————–
    :pc: <———— on Expedia :lol:

  21. 21
    gypsyeyes says:

    I’m about to petition that Kaycei gets her keyboard taken cause I just snorted reading her list of items.

  22. 22
  23. 23
    Who Dat says:

    Honey Baked Ham/Dearborn Ham
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Aint no ham like a Smithfield Ham

    :thankyou:

  24. 24
    KyCakes says:

    Let me make my Hellurrs official:
    Dub
    KayCei
    Jenie

    :hug:

  25. 25
    gypsyeyes says:

    :question: If you wake up in the middle of a sex act but you have morning breath how do you ask him why he didn’t wake you cause he is almost done and you aint brushed NATHAN?

  26. 26
    KyCakes says:

    :hi: Gypsy

    Where the fugg is everyones :cuss:

  27. 27
    KyCakes says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    :question: If you wake up in the middle of a sex act but you have morning breath how do you ask him why he didn’t wake you cause he is almost done and you aint brushed NATHAN?
    ——————————————————————–
    Question
    Why are you sleeping through ses? :tea:

    If a piece of dental floss gets in my Narnia, I wake up….

  28. 28
    Salliemae's Boosh says:

    If she doesn’t go it won’t be because of this petition….

    :waves: everyone!

  29. 29
    Just Looking says:

    :waves: ohpretty1

    Long Time!

  30. 30
    Shellz says:

    i once knew a girl that said she slept thru losing her virginity.. and didnt realize anything until she turned up prego three months later.. umm what

  31. 31
    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    #OnlyYouCanPreventForestFiresBey
    _____________________

    Oh my gosh!!! :rofl:

  32. 32
    gypsyeyes says:

    A bytch was tired…I guess i slept thru foreplay…not quite sure but I got an edible arrangement saying thanks for this morning.

  33. 33

    OH my Goodness :woohoo:
    I don’t know what I’ll do if she goes to their wedding :sarcasm:

    FOH Dummies!

  34. 34
  35. 35
    gypsyeyes says:

    Shellz says:

    i once knew a girl that said she slept thru losing her virginity.. and didnt realize anything until she turned up prego three months later.. umm what

    ___________________

    She lied and didnt know how to tell ppl that she got pregnant.

  36. 36
    Just Looking says:

    Why are you sleeping through ses? :tea:

    ________
    New meaning to dead F……

  37. 37
  38. 38
    ohpretty1 says:

    I am so anal when it comes to cooking/food so I just fell head over in e-love for KayCei and that list! :lol: I won’t step into another woman’s kitchen w/o permission, but let me see you making Mac from the box :blink:

  39. 39
    Who Dat says:

    I done told yall I woke up pregnant 9 years ago.

    Alot of tequila was involved…but still… :sad:

  40. 40
    ohpretty1 says:

    …especially on a holiday!

  41. 41
    KayCeiSoul says:

    @ Gyps – you know it’s the truff!!

    @ Dubbs – did Smithfield during my childhood in the South.

    Nothing I’ve ever had tops a Dearborn Ham. :no:

    #scandalous.

    I’ll send you some Sis. :yes:

  42. 42

    I just wanted to used “fugg azz hair” in a sentence

    :dead:
    CHALLENGE! :woot:

    :cheer: Do it again, Do it again! :cheer:

    :hahaha:

  43. 43

    gypsyeyes says:

    :question: If you wake up in the middle of a sex act but you have morning breath how do you ask him why he didn’t wake you cause he is almost done and you aint brushed NATHAN?
    _______________

    Wait what :blink:

  44. 44

    Who Dat says:

    I done told yall I woke up pregnant 9 years ago.
    Alot of tequila was involved…but still…
    ____________________

    Chile that’s partly why Jordan is here :no:

  45. 45
    KyCakes says:

    Just Looking says:

    Why are you sleeping through ses? :tea:

    ________
    New meaning to dead F……
    —————————————————————–
    :rofl:

  46. 46

    KC :hug:
    Jenny, whatchew doing, you over there watching them movies, yo?! :eek:
    What they doing? :popcorn:

  47. 47
    gypsyeyes says:

    If you done birthed some chillens out your cooch you may not know when someone is fugging you in your sleep but if you aint ever had penetration I can’t see that you slept through someone making that initial thrust.

  48. 48

    :gossip: Gyp probably had some “fugg azz hair” :hahaha: this morning! :rofl:

  49. 49
    Caramel Rain says:

    she look just like her mama in that pic above

  50. 50

    Mac and cheese from a box :rofl: and Lasagna in my book

  51. 51
    Just Looking says:

    Professor! How yer doing? Me and Denise gonna have it out…48 hours later talking about LMAO.

    4 words

    Christmas present THE WIZ :rofl:

  52. 52
    Shellz says:

    tgypsyeyes says:

    Shellz says:

    i once knew a girl that said she slept thru losing her virginity.. and didnt realize anything until she turned up prego three months later.. umm what

    ___________________

    She lied and didnt know how to tell ppl that she got pregnant.

    ___________________

    I know this but its funny to see ppl sticking with that dumb azz storyline. I may wake up to some :lick: but not the whole entire process lol

  53. 53
    ohpretty1 says:

    Just Looking says:

    :waves: ohpretty1
    Long Time!

    ————-

    Hey boo! It has been long, missed y’all.

  54. 54

    Man’s homeless date chicks *snickers* may have some answers for the getting fugged and not even knowing it type questions :kona:

  55. 55
    Shellz says:

    that first initial stroke was a mutha GYP so i gave her the illest sideeye

  56. 56
    Caramel Rain says:

    Y does her skin look so uneven? Does she have vitiligo? Is this photoshopped.. weird.

  57. 57
    KayCeiSoul says:

    :hug: @ ohpretty1!!!

    Bayyyybeee! Nothing seasons my cast iron skillet like boxed macaroni!!
    That is not supposed to BE!! It’s sinful!

    And I can LOOK at a sweet potato pie and know if it’s some bullshyt.
    I’ll stroll my food-bourgeois behind right past a pie on somebody’s pretty table if it does not have the “glaze and flake” on it. :coffee:

  58. 58

    WIZ :ghost:
    Did you tell her :gossip: because I still haven’t :ashamed: LMAO, I’mma tell her on Dec. 19th! :dead:

  59. 59
    Who Dat says:

    Chile that’s partly why Jordan is here
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I am still mad. If I make LIFE at least allow me to be in a state of Consciousness.

    RUDE AZZ BASTARD.

  60. 60

    Caramel Rain says:

    she look just like her mama in that pic above
    ____________________

    I got Mannequin from that pic up top :shrugs: like the mannequin heads you style the hair on in cosmetology school :yes:

  61. 61
    gypsyeyes says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Gyp probably had some “fugg azz hair” this morning!

    ______________________

    AT WORK WITH NO MAKEUP, HEAD WRAPPED IN A TURBAN, LEGGINS, BOOTS AND A TSHIRT WITH A BLUE JEAN JACKET. I LOOK LIKE I WAS FUGGED IN MY SLEEP.

  62. 62
    Just Looking says:

    A Whale maybe

  63. 63

    Shellz :welcome: Is that a stethoscope? :eek:

  64. 64
  65. 65
    Dirty30Heart says:

    Really? This is why I hate the internet sometime :rofl:

  66. 66

    gypsyeyes says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Gyp probably had some “fugg azz hair” this morning!

    ______________________

    AT WORK WITH NO MAKEUP, HEAD WRAPPED IN A TURBAN, LEGGINS, BOOTS AND A TSHIRT WITH A BLUE JEAN JACKET. I LOOK LIKE I WAS FUGGED IN MY SLEEP.
    =========
    AND a next day fugg azz outfit! :hahaha: #yousaidaturban :hahaha:

  67. 67
  68. 68
    Just Looking says:

    @Mrs.Pretty – Whatcha been up too. Babies yet?

  69. 69
    KyCakes says:

    Shellz says:

    tgypsyeyes says:

    Shellz says:

    i once knew a girl that said she slept thru losing her virginity.. and didnt realize anything until she turned up prego three months later.. umm what

    ___________________

    She lied and didnt know how to tell ppl that she got pregnant.

    ___________________

    I know this but its funny to see ppl sticking with that dumb azz storyline. I may wake up to some :lick: but not the whole entire process lol
    ———————————————————————-
    Like the YT lady who told her YT husband that she conceived and birfed a black baby….from watching porn :tea:

    Yeah. That’s what she said…and he bought it hook, line & sinker

  70. 70
    Shellz says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Shellz Is that a stethoscope?

    __________

    Hi Boo how are you? and thank you. No it is my iphone headphones lol.

  71. 71

    Just Looking says:

    A Whale maybe

    :gossip: We really shouldn’t talk about MsTake like that :lol:

  72. 72
    gypsyeyes says:

    MY FIRST TIME THAT NIGGA GUIDED AND TALKED ME THRU THE WHOLE ENTIRE THANG…

    THIS GONNA HURT AT FIRST
    DON’T MOVE
    RELAX BABY
    THAT’S RIGHT THROW IT BACK… :rofl:

  73. 73
  74. 74
    Shellz says:

    noooooo are you serious @kyCakes!!! I cant believe the audacity of some ppl. Thats crazy. She need to go on and tell LEROY he the pappy and stop playing

  75. 75
    Who Dat says:

    If you done birthed some chillens out your cooch
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I hadnt birthed nobody out of mine in 10 years when I got sleep knocked.
    How I knew when I woke up. Like 12-13 hours later. And then he LIED when I asked. Tambout we had played Just The Tip…NUKKA YOU IS LYING. :no:

  76. 76
    Caramel Rain says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Caramel Rain says:

    she look just like her mama in that pic above
    ____________________

    I got Mannequin from that pic up top like the mannequin heads you style the hair on in cosmetology school
    *********
    :dead: really! LOL

  77. 77
    KyCakes says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Shellz :welcome: Is that a stethoscope? :eek:
    ———————————————————————-
    What stethoscope have YOU ever seen that looked like ipod headphones? :rofl:

  78. 78

    Shellz says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Shellz Is that a stethoscope?

    __________

    Hi Boo how are you? and thank you. No it is my iphone headphones lol.

    Next time, you lie! You say :yes: and create this whole elaborate :eek: story, you know Manufacture a Crisis, say you a doctor to the stars or something along those lines, then be like IJK :lol:

  79. 79
    Shellz says:

    @WHODAT that PRECUM is dangerous :rofl:

  80. 80
    Dirty30Heart says:

    <—- Glad I ain't neva woke up pregnant :no:

  81. 81
    Who Dat says:

    The lady who work in the department down the hall has some “fugg azz hair” today.

    She dyed it last night look like…half of it :sad:

  82. 82
    Shellz says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Shellz says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Shellz Is that a stethoscope?

    __________

    Hi Boo how are you? and thank you. No it is my iphone headphones lol.

    Next time, you lie! You say and create this whole elaborate story, you know Manufacture a Crisis, say you a doctor to the stars or something along those lines, then be like IJK

    _________

    Gotcha!! Im learning how that works :rofl: i wont disappoint next time

  83. 83

    KyCakes says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Shellz :welcome: Is that a stethoscope? :eek:
    ———————————————————————-
    What stethoscope have YOU ever seen that looked like ipod headphones? :rofl:

    :rules: SECTION 139.23.22b states :mad:
    :rofl:

  84. 84
    KyCakes says:

    @Jenie @Shellz I KNOW y’all heffas heard this story….

    Her husband was in Iraq and he came home to a chocolated colored baby….

    :biggrin: <———— Wife

    :huh: <————- Hubby

    :gossip: <—————— Ery'one else

  85. 85

    i wont disappoint next time

    :woot:
    =============================
    :waves: :heart:
    =============
    I’ve had ‘can’t remember’ type sess, but never pregnant from it :rofl:

  86. 86
    Who Dat says:

    Glad I ain’t neva woke up pregnant
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    It be some real real SHAT I am telling you.

    It shole can be dangerous @Shellz.

  87. 87
    SOTHERNGRL says:

    If she wants to go thats her business. If this is real this is a person that really has way to much time on their hands.

  88. 88
    KyCakes says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    KyCakes says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Shellz :welcome: Is that a stethoscope? :eek:
    ———————————————————————-
    What stethoscope have YOU ever seen that looked like ipod headphones? :rofl:

    :rules: SECTION 139.23.22b states :mad:
    :rofl:
    —————————————————————–
    :rofl:

    I sawwy :ashamed:

    Actually, it's only fun when I fukk with Kenya in this manner….

    Lemme make it up to you :lick:

  89. 89
    Dirty30Heart says:

    Fukk ass hair :rofl:

  90. 90

    Who Dat says:

    The lady who work in the department down the hall has some “fugg azz hair” today.
    She dyed it last night look like…half of it
    ___________________

    :ghost:

  91. 91
    Who Dat says:

    Her husband was in Iraq and he came home to a chocolated colored baby….

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Like on LIFE when the dayum warden like WHO IS DA PAPPY OF THIS BABY?

    :dead:

  92. 92
    Shellz says:

    @KYCAKES-no i really didnt tho. That is crazy. Im :rofl: over here.

    the only similar thing i knew of was the couple that had one black twin and one white twin.

  93. 93
    Dirty30Heart says:

    @DTTS :waves: I’ve had can’t member and wonder why my booty hurt :hump:

  94. 94

    Chile why I thought my email was up :shock: chile I haven’t logged into my email all day :shock: BBL

  95. 95
    KyCakes says:

    Who Dat says:

    Her husband was in Iraq and he came home to a chocolated colored baby….

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Like on LIFE when the dayum warden like WHO IS DA PAPPY OF THIS BABY?

    :dead:
    ————————————————————–
    :grin: I da pappy <———— Bernie Mac

    :rofl: :rofl: <——— Ery'ones else

  96. 96
    Shellz says:

    ok i know im not supposed to mention this name but im curious- did revelat…s777 ever show back up?

  97. 97
    essenze says:

    Lawd come back from lunch and this what I walk into. I mean really a petition for Beyonce not to attend Kanye and Kim’s wedding? Smh. People really have no lives. The internet is the devil. Mental illness has been around for ages but now its available for everyone to see :no: I just dont understand how people can be so caught up what someone else is doing in their life. A person who they will probably never meet beyond a concert and the internet. I just don’t get it. I don’t care if Beyonce go to the moon, she not paying my car note, bills, mortgage, and etc. When that happens then I may proceed to give a damn.

  98. 98
    Dirty30Heart says:

    Shellz says:

    ok i know im not supposed to mention this name but im curious- did revelat…s777 ever show back up?

    _________________

    :kona:

  99. 99
    Mrs.Man I Just Don't Care says:

    :hi:

    I hate sharing an office

  100. 100

    Shellz YOU IS A DOCTOR now! :yes: I have decided already :tea:

    Oh my goodness Jenny, Ky, and :heart:
    And then here comes Ess talmbout mental illness :wail:
    :hahaha:

  101. 101
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    We really shouldn’t talk about MsTake like that
    —————–
    :tea: I knew you missed me. Here I go

  102. 102
    tallie says:

    Beyonce’s stans are so ignorant. They are worrying about the wrong thing. They should start a petition to “Stop Beyonce from stealing music”.

  103. 103

    Dirty30Heart says:

    @DTTS :waves: I’ve had can’t member and wonder why my booty hurt :hump:

    Or when you go pee :eek: #bigducksmakeyougoyikes :kona:

  104. 104
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    @DTTS I’ve had can’t member and wonder why my booty hurt
    —————–
    :eek: ole dack in the booty :buttshake: face

  105. 105

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    We really shouldn’t talk about MsTake like that
    —————–
    :tea: I knew you missed me. Here I go

    :yes: *jumps on your back horseyback-style* I’d do it in real life :yes:

  106. 106
    Dirty30Heart says:

    @DTTS, Them lips down there be on swole and you done een know why. :shrugs:

  107. 107
    essenze says:

    Shellz says:

    tgypsyeyes says:

    Shellz says:

    i once knew a girl that said she slept thru losing her virginity.. and didnt realize anything until she turned up prego three months later.. umm what

    ___________________

    She lied and didnt know how to tell ppl that she got pregnant.

    ___________________

    I know this but its funny to see ppl sticking with that dumb azz storyline. I may wake up to some but not the whole entire process lol
    ———————————————————————-
    Like the YT lady who told her YT husband that she conceived and birfed a black baby….from watching porn

    Yeah. That’s what she said…and he bought it hook, line & sinker

    ______

    Whoa, say what now? :hailnaw:

  108. 108
    ohpretty1 says:

    @JustLooking – Well the way my uterus set up… We said we wanted to wait at least 2 years in, but he is getting the itch. My bonus princess is a handful and now she’s making demands, actual demands for a sister. We will see what 2014 brings.

    @KayCei – I have to borrow that line! That’s new. I usually say “frosts my flakes”. I’m a cook also. Long story short, cousin asks me to make her my crab pasta salad and she shows up with imitation crab. :face palm: I was offended. She called me ‘boogie’

  109. 109

    *snickers* Mrs.Man shouldn’t you be getting ready for ‘date night’? :popcorn:

  110. 110
    Dirty30Heart says:

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    @DTTS I’ve had can’t member and wonder why my booty hurt
    —————–
    ole dack in the booty face

    ___________

    :cuss: Taken
    I’s married so it’s free game roundst here :rolls:

  111. 111
    Shellz says:

    @ Dirty30Heart i hope i didnt summon them

  112. 112
    Shellz says:

    @DoesntTalkToStrangers- you wanna be my first patient? im very gentle :yes:

  113. 113
    essenze says:

    Mrs.Man I Just Don’t Care says:

    I hate sharing an office

    ___

    I rememmber I had to share an office a couple of years ago and it seemed like I had the nasiest co-workers. Especially the “clear” people. Not trying to generalize but alot of them dont wash their hands after using the bathroom which leads me to belive they dont wash their asses either. Not all but just the ones I use to work with :-(

  114. 114

    ohpretty1 says:

    @JustLooking – Well the way my uterus set up… We said we wanted to wait at least 2 years in, but he is getting the itch. My bonus princess is a handful and now she’s making demands, actual demands for a sister. We will see what 2014 brings.

    Two day ago’s Strawberry Letter was like this :rofl: Talmbout the 3 yr old son was demanding a sibling. Steve went OFF :hahaha:

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    Chelle514 says:

    I don’t know why people are so BEYONCE.COM I mean she’s ok but some people just worship her…idk…Any way I’M SOOOOOOOOOOOOO READY FOR THE HOLIDAYS. Beyonce really does need to do something about that awful BLONDE RAT WIG SHE’S WEARING…UGH :-(

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    Shellz says:

    i actually like the wig.. in this picture @Chelle514 lol

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    KyCakes says:

    @Jenie @Shellz I KNOW y’all heffas heard this story….
    Her husband was in Iraq and he came home to a chocolated colored baby….
    <———— Wife
    <————- Hubby
    <—————— Ery'one else
    ——————————–
    Heard about i didn't buy that **** and bull stroy then don't buy it now.

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    Shellz says:

    essenze says:

    Mrs.Man I Just Don’t Care says:

    I hate sharing an office

    ___

    I rememmber I had to share an office a couple of years ago and it seemed like I had the nasiest co-workers. Especially the “clear” people. Not trying to generalize but alot of them dont wash their hands after using the bathroom which leads me to belive they dont wash their asses either. Not all but just the ones I use to work with

    ___________
    I once had a yt coworker that said she was allergic to the soap so she just rinsed her hands . She also had alot of dawgs at home. One day she baked cupcakes for the office. we all took on and thru it in the wastebasket so she wouldnt feel bad

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    *jacked
    Yesterday, President Obama threw his support behind raising the tipped & full minimum wage as proposed in the Fair Minimum Wage Act!

    Minimum wage increases have historically cut out tipped workers as a last-minute bargaining tool. If passed, the Fair Minimum Wage Act would raise the tipped minimum wage from $2.13 for the first time in 22 years.

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    Dirty30Heart says:

    @Shellz it’s gone come up in here throwing holy water and condemning us all to hell. It’ll be all yo fault too! :scared:

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    Shellz says:

    :rofl: im only JK @doesn’ttalktostrangers

    ^see what i did there

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    I like this hair/wig too :shrug: I’d rock it :yes:

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    Shellz says:

    i knoooo i was just curious. :facepalm: hope they dont resurface tho

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    essenze says:

    Shellz says:

    essenze says:

    Mrs.Man I Just Don’t Care says:

    I hate sharing an office

    ___

    I rememmber I had to share an office a couple of years ago and it seemed like I had the nasiest co-workers. Especially the “clear” people. Not trying to generalize but alot of them dont wash their hands after using the bathroom which leads me to belive they dont wash their asses either. Not all but just the ones I use to work with

    ___________
    I once had a yt coworker that said she was allergic to the soap so she just rinsed her hands . She also had alot of dawgs at home. One day she baked cupcakes for the office. we all took on and thru it in the wastebasket so she wouldnt feel bad

    _____

    Thats the type of iish that makes me not eat folks food ewww

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    ohpretty1 says:

    @ DTTS – What did Steve say?! I must admit, Princess is 6 but she is hilarious with the demands. She said she’s getting older and we don’t want it when she gets her license because she won’t have the time. Her words!

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    *jacked
    Q-Tip, the legendary member of A Tribe Called Quest, has weighed in on the controversy swirling around Kanye West’s decision to feature the Confederate flag on merchandise being sold on his Yeezus tour.

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    Pretty, he said “that little boy ain’t the boss of nobody, he don’t pay no bills, he don’t have no job, ho don’t make no call, or call no shots, yall need to get it together over there” or something along those lines :lol:

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    Shellz says:

    Umm what has QTIP been doing since vivrant thing and breathe and stop. He better shut up and collect those checks

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    Shellz says:

    @DTTS my daughter wants a baby brother and a kitten :wail:

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    2know the ledge excuses are for the weak says:

    wow that stan going in hard for bey to not attend this thing.

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    Caramel Rain says:

    I sawwy

    Actually, it’s only fun when I fukk with Kenya in this manner….

    ***********

    :chase: @ Ky Cakes.. I knew my nose was itching for some reason

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    Caramel Rain says:

    *ears*

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    Hold on Shellz :stop: my baby just stepped in the room :grill:


    :kiss: Hello sweetheart :love:

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    Shellz says:

    Umm what has QTIP been doing since vivrant thing and breathe and stop. He better shut up and collect those checks

    I disagree Shellz, and I am glad that someone is saying something :yes: One of the commenters stated something like “I bet he wouldn’t wear the swastika like that” and they’re right, because he wouldn’t. :tea:

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    Beeber’s gonna go to jail messing around spraypainting up walls in another country :rofl: :rofl: Who does that?

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    2know the ledge excuses are for the weak says:

    DTTS My bae :kiss: how u sunshine?

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    *jacked :rofl:

    I am 26-years old, and I had my first relationship at 19-years old. I lost my virginity to him, but a couple months after being with me he disappeared with no word. He came back 6 months or so after and tried to explain. I decided to get back with him and our relationship ended a month after because I had changed by that point.

    I used to be a good girl. No drinking, partying, sex, and I had god grades. After him, I started going out, drinking, etc. I’ve had maybe 3 relationships after that and none lasted more than 5 months. Now, it’s been 4 almost 5 years since I had a relationship and I honestly can’t figure out what’s wrong with me and why I can’t have a man.

    About a year ago, I had a sexual relationship that I thought was going to be more, but he actually ended up getting a girlfriend and without me knowing he was still seeing me at same time. I have all the men I’ve had any relations with come back and forth in my life, but I know none of them wants to be with me. It’s been a year now and I haven’t had sex or any man at all in my life. Honestly, I have been depressed. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. A lot men and women want me, but no one wants to be with me.

    I’m so lost, confused, frustrated, depressed, and lonely now, that at this point that I don’t know where to go or how to get into a healthy and real relationship, and how to stop being seen as a sex object. I’m tired of being the bad girl and just want people to see me for the good girl inside. – Good Girl Gone Bad

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    Knowledge :kiss: I am fine, just thinking about what’s for lunch… Got any weekend plans? I don’t :no: I think that I am gonna :smoke: and clean house with the music playing loud :shrug:

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    Shellz says:

    @DTTS I am not saying for him to not voice his opinion at all. But- you shouldnt do business with that person either. I mean i wouldnt.

    And hello there Caramel Rain.

    *sits back and watches the boolovin commence

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    The answer to the letter is too long to post :lol:

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    Shellz says:

    @DTTS I am not saying for him to not voice his opinion at all. But- you shouldnt do business with that person either. I mean i wouldnt.

    Who? :eek:
    ============
    :yes: Jenny & why hasn’t my :cell: rang?! :mad:

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    Shellz says:

    Sheesh DID I WRITE THAT LETTER :scratcheshead: lol. It starts with what you portray yourself as. If you are not setting standards and are being the “goodtime” girl no one will ever take you seriously. Have to not rely on being the sexual object to get affection. It isnt healthy.

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    essenze says:

    About a year ago, I had a sexual relationship that I thought was going to be more, but he actually ended up getting a girlfriend and without me knowing he was still seeing me at same time. I have all the men I’ve had any relations with come back and forth in my life, but I know none of them wants to be with me. It’s been a year now and I haven’t had sex or any man at all in my life. Honestly, I have been depressed. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. A lot men and women want me, but no one wants to be with me.

    _____

    Little girl you probably giving up your goods to anybody that smiles at you and you sitting up here wondering why you are getting treated like a back alley hooker. Girl bye and goodnight.

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    2know the ledge excuses are for the weak says:

    the only wkend plans I got is rest after homecoming last wkend. Go see my son’s soccer game 2morrow a.m. Do some cleaning around the crib and do some cooking to get my culinary skills back up to par.

    nothing like playing the music loud while u clean

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    Shellz says:

    Umm what has QTIP been doing since vivrant thing
    ______________

    Chile that’s my joint on hip hop dance experience :danban:

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    Shellz says:

    @DTTS QTIP is on tour with YE that is what i meant by not doing business with him

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    Shellz, if/when I see a young cat wearing a m-effin confederate flag t-shirt etc all because of this clown…. Imma want to say something :eek:

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    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Shellz says:
    @DTTS I am not saying for him to not voice his opinion at all. But- you shouldnt do business with that person either. I mean i wouldnt.
    Who? :eek:
    ============
    :yes: Jenny & why hasn’t my :cell: rang?
    _____________________

    Oh shyt :kona: my bad I will hit you on the way home today …. what time can you talk ? Its Friday so :waiting:

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    2know the ledge excuses are for the weak says:

    Far as the letter with the lil 19yr old girl she needs to sit her hot over sexed tail down somewhere. she can’t find or get a man b/c she has been open more times than kim k and a door. she needs some self esteem and realize her worth

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    Shellz says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Shellz says:

    Umm what has QTIP been doing since vivrant thing
    ______________

    Chile that’s my joint on hip hop dance experience

    ______________
    If i hear that – i still love it. im not gon front in this dancerie

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    Shellz says:

    @DTTS QTIP is on tour with YE that is what i meant by not doing business with him

    OH, I didn’t know that… That is interesting :thinking:

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    (Big Red voice) My office hours are from 9 to 5 :nino:

    :rofl: JK, I am free all day :D
    =======================
    Knowledge, is it cold there yet? You rocking your big coat yet?

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    Shellz says:

    @DTTS- its the same thing with future and drake . its ok for future not to like his album but if you are making money with the artist. you need to handle it a diff way

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    Shellz says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Shellz says:

    Umm what has QTIP been doing since vivrant thing
    ______________

    Chile that’s my joint on hip hop dance experience

    ______________
    If i hear that – i still love it. im not gon front in this dancerie

    UHHH OHHHH, yall trying to Challenge Jmo & SON on that dance :danban: competition? :lol:

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    ohpretty1 says:

    :newpost:

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    Shellz says:

    @DTTS YES I AGREE about the flag. Im glad the manufacturers pulled the adidas sneakers with the ankle chains(SHACKLES).

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    essenze says:

    2know the ledge excuses are for the weak says:

    Far as the letter with the lil 19yr old girl she needs to sit her hot over sexed tail down somewhere. she can’t find or get a man b/c she has been open more times than kim k and a door. she needs some self esteem and realize her worth

    _________

    That about sums it up. She is asking questions that there is not politically correct answer to. Tough love is definitely in order. Spreading your coochie all around town is not going to get you “the love of your life”. It may however get you a bad case of crabs or some other nasty STD but love, naw

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    Shellz, thanks for that wrapper info yo! :bow:
    #ikidikid
    BBL, going to find some FOOD :pizza:

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    2know the ledge excuses are for the weak says:

    yea it;s cold here DTTS brought out my carolina jacket more than once along with the bubble jacket

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