fanMAIL: Beyonce Lying About Her Age

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We all know Beyonce is pushing 40 years old but some people are just now figuring that out. Isn’t that hilarious?

As women age, our eggs dry up and our ovaries stop producing new eggs. This is why Beyonce (allegedly) utilized a surrogate to deliver her only child, Blue Ivy.

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Jay Z Fires Another Tidal CEO

Jay Z and Peter Tonstat

2 months after Peter Tonstat was named the interim CEO of Jay Z’s failed Tidal music streaming service, he has been let go.

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Beyonce & Jay Z don’t care what you think; they’re sticking to their vegan diet

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According to my insider, laundromat singer Beyonce Knowles was “devastated” by the negative reaction of her BeyHive to her vegan diet “major announcement” on GMA earlier this week.

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Beyonce Faces Major Backlash for Fad Diet Announcement

Beyonce vegan controversy

It took 10 years, but it finally happened: millions of Beyonce fans woke up to see Beyonce for the self-centered narcissist that she is.

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Beyonce wants you to buy her book and try her diet – even if it kills you

Beyonce in Plaid Mermaid Style Skirt

Beyonce had the Internet buzzing in anticipation of her “big announcement” this weekend. Many of her delusional Stans thought she was pregnant (ha ha) or that she was announcing her intention to run for president.

What a big letdown it must have been for them when they found out Beyonce was just promoting her vegan diet book and delivery service.

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Beyonce Wins a Reprieve for Her Husband: Sony Agrees Not to Pull Her Music from TIDAL

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Beyonce’s husband, aging rapper Jay Z, is feeling the pressure to save his struggling music streaming app Tidal.

Adding to the rapper’s increasing anxiety was the mounting pressure to cut a deal with Sony Records to continue streaming the music giant’s catalogue of artists, including his wife. But strapped for cash, Jay Z didn’t have the millions of dollars Sony required.

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New Music: Drake ft. Beyonce – Can I

Drake ft Beyonce

A new track by Emo rapper Drake featuring Beyonce has leaked online. “Can I” is apparently the first collabo between the sultry belly dancer and the critically acclaimed Canadian rapper who has no more worlds left to conquer.

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