Call me clueless but I didn’t know America’s Next Top Model was still on TV. I thought for sure the show got the axe once the writer’s strike was over and everyone came to their senses. But I guess not.

On last night’s episode, Tyra baby instructed her minions to wear (and eat) raw red meat for the big photo shoot.

Just looking at the pictures from the shoot made my eyeballs bleed. The whole bloody episode reminds me of a story a gay friend once told me: he was standing outside a gay bar when a group of chicks drove by and screamed, “faggots!”

His timely and very appropriate response to them was, “bleeders!”