Mariah Carey has a new CD cover and it stinks

Sandra Rose March 19, 2008

Here’s Mariah Carey’s “official” official CD cover for her upcoming disc E=MC². I had to put ‘official’ twice because we were told the drunken stupor cover was the official cover. What is it with labels re releasing CD covers all over the place?

Can’t these records labels make up their minds? It never used to be this way until labels started recruiting their art department staffers from Cartoon Network rejects.

Anyway, I hated the original drunken stupor cover, but I absolutely abhor this here new cover. What I hate most about it is Mariah’s armpit is thrust in my face as I shop in Walmart for my guilty pleasure items.

Note to label execs: If I want to see Mariah’s armpit, I’ll ask her myself, thank you.

So I fixed the cover to suit my tastes. If you appreciate my efforts, please let the label know and maybe they will reissue an official, official, official CD cover next week.

pinkvirgo

Why is she always partially nude?
brwnsugga4you

pinkvirgo: i was thinking the same thing…put some d*m clothes on jeez…
Terry .W

She really hates being fully dressed po’thang…..Guess partial nudity makes her feel sexy…damn shame
WeezysBaby

@Sandra

It was ok for Rocko da Don to fly to New York and pimp slap the execs and have his album cover redone but it isnt ok for MiMi to have 4 album covers????? I’m just sayin…
http://www.straightfromthea.com ATLien

This makes me itch
MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

LOL @ ATLien…This cover does make me itch a bit.

And I can’t understand y her pale a** love to be nude all the time either. She might have the body to flaunt, but from her, that sh*t ain’t cute, put some clothes on. But I’m 100% sure, this album will sale regardless of what we may think of this cover.
pinkvirgo

MIZZ.I_REP_ATL Says

But I’m 100% sure, this album will sale regardless of what we may think of this cover

It probably will ,if its anything like the E of M I’ll cop.Touch my body is cute but it ain’t no We belong Together.
kenyanhottie

Let Mariah be. As long as she doesn’t unleash another Glitter, we’re good!!!
AreUForReal

Note to label execs: If I want to see Mariah’s armpit, I’ll ask her myself, thank you.

LMAO!!! ;O)
ladyrazor

what kills me about the album cover is its damn near the same damn setting as emancipation of mimi cover album minus the black and white and the wind in the hair…it just dont make any sense…she has to be the only person that i have every seen to take to the extreme of loving yourself…
Mia

@ pinkvirgo ~ Mariah’s not always partially nude. She’s always partially dressed. I bet if she could she’d just run around naked all the time. I miss those days when Tommy made her azz wear clothes.
https://www.sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

WeezysBaby Says:

@Sandra

It was ok for Rocko da Don to fly to New York and pimp slap the execs and have his album cover redone but it isnt ok for MiMi to have 4 album covers????? I’m just sayin…

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Correct me if I’m wrong: Rocko only released one cover.
ms.peaches

If she could have stuck more to the title of the CD for the cover that would have been cool, maybe have her sitting at a school desk looking at a pic of Albert Einstien, biting an apple or something?, jus a thought!!! Im just glad she laid back on those damn butterflies, geesh
BayArea

Well a CD cover does not really make me want to purchase a CD. To be honest, I don’t even pay attention to the album after I buy it. The CD goes into my changer until I’m tired of it then back into the case, onto the shelve with the rest of my collection (until I’m in the mood for something old, but new)
hellava10

I think that poor child is allergic to clothing. She’s always half dressed and this is no surprise.
Sandra, since you are taking off arms…..could you put a shirt or some fabric over her please (I’m thinking along the lines of a curtain)
Bsoul

Sandra has gone and made MiMi into Venus de Milo jr.

Hmm, I wonder if MiMi actually knows what that formula stands for.

**leaving now**
NC_NYer

I heard that E=MC2 was supposed to be like a play on words that reference “The Emancipation of Mariah Carey 2” – perhaps that’s why people think it looks similar to the previous record.
Bsoul

NC_NYer Says, you’re right about it’s meaning…I was just wondering if Mariah knows the original meaning. I can see her now spotting it and going “Yay, that’s for my new CD! It stands for Mariah Carey 2″…or something like that.
WeezysBaby

@ Sandra

Actually I can not correct you if you are wrong but I am just going on based what you told us about how GANGSTA Rocko is/was for flying to NY at the drop of a dime about the cover that he was very dissatisfied with…
DMNB

I don’t like it
http://www.myspace.com/sweetpea_337 pyt_504

***taking it back to the old skool in living color days***

HATED IT!!!!!
Minnie

I love this chick!
“Migrate” is killing meeeee even T-Pain is glowing in that song. Mc is so hot that she can make anybody sound hot too even TPain lol Answering you’re questions if when you turn 37 you have a body like Mc believe me you will share too!
wiggy2272003

@ #22
I might show it every now and then when I was stepping out, I think the publics problem with her clothing or lack of, is that She is ALWAYS half-dressed pushing her chest or tail out. She recently came out publicly saying she had low self esteem. I think by the way she dresses and carrys herself that was no news flash to anyone. What is sad to me is she just doesn’t seem happy or comfortable with herself.
Goliano

She looks like she’s missing a limb.

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