After the break, friend of the blog Omar “slim” White gives his unique perspective on Love.
What’s the most romantic thing that has ever happened to you?
ALL energy in this entire Universe has what we call potential.
That potential energy can be transferred into whatever that “vessel” is capable in using it to do.
What we call Love is a type of energy & like all energy can be used to express its force through what we call Emotions (Energy in Motion) so this energy in the form of Love will create passion, admiration, adoration, devotion, & adulation.
It can also express its force in the form of Hate, Anger, Sadness, & Fear.
Look at energy like the air we breathe which is made of 4 primary gases (Nitrogen,Oxygen,Argon & Carbon) & those gases are inhaled by Humans then processed by our system then exhaled back into the atmosphere. So our emotions work the same way. We take in energy & convert it as a type of fuel thats expressed through what we call emotions.
Human Energy TRANSLATOR?
So when a brother like myself is fueled by this type of energy it propels me in showing my Queen how much I value her
I remember meeting a woman whom brought that feeling out of me. It felt so good that one day I told her dont worry about getting me anything on my upcoming birthday & instead I’d rather surprise her on my special day I bought a suite at a 5 star hotel & had the room decorated with roses, 3course meal, champagne, a bubble bath & more:) We all can agree that if someone were to do something special for you on their birthday then that meant they really loved you:)Heres another example:
One year my city experienced one of the worst snow storms in history & it happened during a time I made plans to meet the Love of my life in a city she was working in.
Since the entire airport was shutdown I had to use the power of love & create a romantic plan for her:)
Catching a train would have taken almost a week to arrive. My car was stuck.All the car rental places were shut down. So I had my driver drop me off at Greyhound & magically I caught the last bus leaving:) I rode a Greyhound for the first time which only took 19 hours:) It was a beautiful surprise as she didn’t expect me to make it based on the reporting of the local news.
Not only did I shock her but I also arranged a private chef with a violinist to play music over a candle light dinner
Love is a very powerful force and can move mountains.
If you’ve ever experienced the effects of Love then i’d like to read your experiences on how this energy has manifested in your life?
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I’ll pass Professor Slim….
THATS Way TOO long for me to read
TTYL!
FOR WHY THO :crying1:
*listen.. hand in the air solemnly swear (Tip voice) * You ever been sitting somewhere and your ears go out like you going to a high rise in a elevator or on a plane? Me neither till just now. Man I was legally deaf for a minute and I was like
I AM DEAF LIKE LIL SPESHA BUDDY CUZ MOVING BOXES AT USER JOB. It’s cause I laughed :wails: I was picturing going to pick my kids up from the sitter and being like 
say something!!!! CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE!!!!
TAKENPOTTY would have been like
lemme read
Why he didn’t just write about the true meaning of Christmas?
All the car rental places were shut down. So I had my driver drop me off at grey hound & magically I caught the last bus leaving
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is that so?
tis magical indeed. magical in-dam-deed.
Look at energy like the air we breathe which is made of 4 primary gases (Nitrogen,Oxygen,Argon & Carbon)
i be wearing Argon oil in my hair… i guess i got air hair 
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Merry Christmas to all and to all a safe log in
It’s like he talks about the same thing in each of his “Sermon on the Mount” but puts it in a different wrapping paper.
Cliff Notes Version:
Love will have you doing stuff you never thought you’d do. Youvwill step out your comfort zone. Buy a gift for your so on YOUR bday, etc.
The End
One year my city experienced one of the worst snow storms in history & it happened during a time I made plans to meet the Love of my life in a city she was working in
I remember that year HA
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THATS Way TOO long for me to read
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Take, pass her the trifocals so she can see
All the car rental places were shut down. So I had my driver drop me off at grey hound & magically I caught the last bus leaving
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is that so?
tis magical indeed. magical in-dam-deed.
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Other cars stuck on the damn highways and byways for DAYS but your driver “magically” was able to slippedy slide yo ass to the greyhound station?
ok. :rollseyes:
POR QUE NO
Love will have you doing stuff you never thought you’d do
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yup, like take the bus.
Im sorry, have your driver take you to the station so you can take the bus.
So when a brother like myself is fueled by this type of energy it propels me in showing my Queen how much I value her
if not you still together with your love? was Vivica any of these Queens. I am so glad I am married because I am told I look like a wife and you would probably fall in love with my aura
I remember meeting a woman whom brought that feeling out of me. It felt so good that one day I told her dont worry about getting me anything on my upcoming birthday & instead I’d rather surprise her on my special day I bought a suite at a 5 star hotel & had the room decorated with roses, 3course meal, champagne, a bubble bath & more:)
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ok i see you…. thumbsup: Then you put the love of your life.. is this a new chick???
u want a love aura story??? from us? are you going to reply?
@MisTake,
Those are two different types: the argon he is talmbout is on the periodic table of elements…it is a gas
The argan you talmbout is an oil that’s native to Morocco, and considered to be the holy grail for many….referred to as liquid gold.
Who he married to and how long?
How can you give advice when your own….
*drifts off
yup, like take the bus.
Im sorry, have your driver take you to the station so you can take the bus.

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I swear
Unshakable says:
@MisTake,
Those are two different types: the argon he is talmbout is on the periodic table of elements…it is a gas
The argan you talmbout is an oil that’s native to Morocco, and considered to be the holy grail for many….referred to as liquid gold.
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you been itching for this award. just itching!
@Luvn,
You are my bosom buddy fah real! It says:
JayZ be like: You told Solange to beat me?
Umm fa real dude. Stop bragging lol just kidding…. Yea love will have you doing crazy ish. Tell me this. If your love interest bust down you and your buddies on a drunk night, would you forgive her?
agically I caught the last bus leaving


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Here is my love story Slim: IT’S MAGICAL
I’m telling you love
Boy makes things happen
You never know where it’s coming from
You never know who you’re gonna love
I’m telling you love makes things happen
You never know what you’re gonna do
When ever true love takes hold of you
There’s never a time
‘Cause love will let you know
Love appears at the worst and even the best of times
Takes over your mind
Your heart is not your own
There’s no way of controlling love
It controls your life
Well you could be a faithful girl
With a good heart and good intentions
And you could never leave your home
I swear there ain’t no preventions
‘Cause love can pull you deep into a spell
It will spin your mind around like a carousel
There’s nothing love can’t make you do
When love takes hold of you
You can have the purest heart
And the finest attitude
But I swear that don’t mean nothin’
When your heart’s under the spell
It will spin your mind around like a carousel
I’m telling you love
Makes things happen
You never know where it’s coming from
You never know who you’re gonna love
I’m telling you love makes things happen
You never know what you’re gonna do
When ever true love takes hold of you
You never know
You never know it
You never know
You’re never gonna know it
Who you’re gonna love
Who you’re gonna love – baby
Oh wait this is a Babyface song
Unshakable says:
@Luvn,
You are my bosom buddy fah real! It says:
JayZ be like: You told Solange to beat me? BOL!!!!!


That
is
FUNNY!!!
TAKE IT DOWN SHAKE
@MisTake,
Those are two different types: the argon he is talmbout is on the periodic table of elements…it is a gas
The argan you talmbout is an oil that’s native to Morocco, and considered to be the holy grail for many….referred to as liquid gold
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When you joking and they serious
@User,
What I do now? First it was the dilemma with the open toe shoes and corkscrew shoes, before that, it was OTB havin me translate hieroglyphics, and now this? Can’t there be just one day where I can have peace in the valley? Ooh chile, things are gonna get easier…..oooh chile things will get brighter…..someday…..
Fukk it, I took the bait and read it.
Now who do I see about getting a refund on my 4 minutes of time?
This shyt seemed like it MIGHT be going somewhere then stalled the fukk out.
Bruh…
@MisTake,
I am a nerd…….how am I supposed to know these things? I am done for the day. I have made fashion faux pas, unable to translate hieroglyphs, and now this. That’s like 2 Radio Awards and 1 Helen keller Award.
and 
I haven’t been on in days working hard and the LORDT DELIVERT me with a Slim Wisdom post

@LTL,
I gave a cliff’s notes version in a previous post seaux you wouldn’t have to read alla that.
San ah make ya dance says:
FOR WHY THO
December 23, 2014 at 3:49 pm
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Reminiscing on the days when he was blowing Aunt Viv funds
See it took her a min to go from synthetic wig to human hair wig line
#slimlovestories

When she put her wig on the door knob and you don’t mind (shot out to Dub)
When he pay the light bill before it get disconnected
When he make groceries for a week instead of one night
When you leave the water on so he can get in the shower right after
When you make the kids dinner on paper plates but puts BAE’ S on china
When you let him run the paternity test with no questions
When she let you make love with the lights on
When BAE grease you scalp with the tip of the rat tail
When BAE take you to get a pedicure and he be like GET THE DELUXE
Missy
Read the post. It is worf it. But be careful you just got back here 
This our Chritsmas Gift!

I can’t wait to go byke up and read!
Slimm Goody
I wonder if they had to filter the air for him
What we call Love is a type of energy & like all energy can be used to express its force through what we call Emotions (Energy in Motion)

Unshakable says:
@LTL,
I gave a cliff’s notes version in a previous post seaux you wouldn’t have to read alla that.
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I should have done the education cause it took me like a minute to read then another 3 to try and figure out what this cat was :smoke:?!?
I needs to know, Christmas is in 2 days and I could use some of the preemo that he gotsta be chiefing on.
@RoseGarden,
Seaux what’s the craziest or most beaullifah thing you have ever did for love?
I wonder if they had to filter the air for him
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the next time you meet a dude on the bus just remember that its his energy motion ipso facto e-motion
if catching the bus aint love then I just dont know what is.
When he got your seat warm before you get in the car
Slim you keep telling errybody what they doing wrong and what you doing right but where is yo wife?
And what did you do to Vivica? 
Does anybody else read Slim posts in the head in the voice of Shazaa from A Different World
me either
@User,
I concur…..especially with Greyhound……the one I rode reeked of piss and pipe dreams.
This cat here
God bless ’em
in the voice of Shazaa from A Different World

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@MissyJ,
Or Professor’s voice in Higher Learning?
What is high? What is higher? What is higher learning? Classic
Learning HIGHER

Keeps you HIGHER
@DTTS,
Hey baby! How have you been? *Shimmies up and gives DTTS a
*
Shazaa :wails: I can’t BBL maybe
Unshakable
What does you gravi say?
@DTTS,
All you need is the professor’s tobacco pipe and you got it!
@MisTake,
Where is your gravi?
Uh oh lemmee fix myself right, since I’m gettin Shimmied


MsFAT

ION got my
Tell the crew
Yall have a Merry Christmas!!!!
Does anybody else read Slim posts in the head in the voice of Shazaa from A Different World me either
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better yet, the voice of Damon Wayans’ character on Living Color. the dude in prison
@DTTS,
It says:
JaZ be like: You told Solange to beat me!
Didn’t read post but I will say that from the looks of Omar’s arms and hips…he will soon be dropping the “Slim”.., he’s about to be shaped like Kris Jenner lil hippy man!!
@LTL,
You as well. You gone scroll up in heah in 2015 with a bang! God bless!
And you wann suck that mayne off.. shameful, Fiya!
Watching Dr. Phil
This old lady done got catfished by somebody in Africa. Caught her old ass on Christian mingle. She bought him a Jag, a Benz and a Ford Focus. Idk whether to
or :crying1: for this woman 
Long Time Lurker says:
Yall have a Merry Christmas!!!!
Merry Christmas :2dance:
@Blanche,
Do both…..
Christian mingle
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they say thats where all the real live freaks at
saw some memes about “the mingle” that had me dying.
Roses, have a wonderful Holiday.
Wishing you all the best this Christmas????
This old lady done got catfished by somebody in Africa. Caught her old ass on Christian mingle. She bought him a Jag, a Benz and a Ford Focus.
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Fren got catfished by somebody in Africa on Facebook… He stopped at $600 tho
when you got more you do more I guess :crying1:
So only Sandra emojis… got it!!!
all the attorneys like ooh let me get my degrees off the wall and Im just like let me grab my almond milk out the fridge before I forget
They got this old lady looking so crazy
Oh I will be here tomorrow
half a day at least
SO he ends up getting sexxxed DURING all the romantic things he’s ever done FOR a woman
@MisTake,
You only hafta work half a day? You wanna trade jobs, just fah tuhmorruh? I have to work a full 8 hours.
Oh I will be here tomorrow half a day at least
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I will be in one of these offices tomorrow too.
@User,
Isn’t almond milk good? I drink the unsweetened kind for less calories. I use it also when making meal replacement smoothies.
I drink almond milk too

#everyonecares
Wasting Time, Merry Christmas
:bigasscandycane: *snickers*
@Unshake well Imma just leave after then
lunch time … I wanna be to my destination before dark. Takes 3 hours… Gotta make sure one of my direct reports gets a lunch before I leave … Her back hood out tomorrow and I am nice 
@FAT GUHL she been sending all then email texts

She being real Redeemed right now
You only hafta work half a day? You wanna trade jobs, just fah tuhmorruh? I have to work a full 8 hours
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Me too :crying1:
I miss my old job, we had a paid day off once a month for some holiday. and half weeks on Holiday weeks
@User,
Let’s just say I work with peepa who need “additional” assistance so they don’t end up sliiping through society’s cracks.
@RoseGarden,
So there is an article out on a o l that talks about Balck NY cops being afraid of their White counterparts. Talmbout they have been profiled and in regards to Mr. Garner, it could have been one of them.
I drink almond milk too


#everyonecares
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Only milk I drink
@User,
Let’s just say I work with peepa who need “additional” assistance so they don’t end up sliiping through society’s cracks.
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ohhhhhh ok. got it
No work the rest of the week
@San,
Yes….rub it in our faces…….
I am happpy for you babe! Enjoy your time off! 
@User,
I knew you would.
Yes….rub it in our faces…….
I am happpy for you babe! Enjoy your time off! 
Grateful girl, but you enjoy however your days turn out ok 
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@San,
You know I will……thanks babe!
When you make the kids dinner on paper plates but puts BAE’ S on china
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how did I miss this super ignant list
Why he didn’t just write about the true meaning of Christmas?
I just read the other posts, something is wrong with Gigi 
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I’m off till Jan fif
I’ll be in here for a few this morning
Happy holidays y’all! Am spending my Xmas in hot ash Miami and jumping on a flight to London for the new yeah!!! #jewcare
@topic…..shut.up.
Merry Christmas Eve
Coco
Luyvn
let’s get this last day started
I’m crunk 
Luvyn I here too for a few…. got in at 6:30 tequila waiting for me in the whip !!! Chile it has been a trying week, been worried bout my daddy … he still in the Hospital … went to his crazy self yesterday ….. I love that man
he been in the hospital since his birthday … that fawking sucks…
but if all goes well he will come home today…. they have one more test to run
Chile I had one cup of coffe, and a venti Latte and I am crunk
my fingers over here like >>>>>

Merry Christmas Sandra :woot:
Lawd some more shyt done happened in MO
Lord Jesus I pray for peace 
Lord forgive for that cussing in that last comment
Merry Christmas Eve Morning Auntie and Roses!! :hugs:
I woke up to the MO story too Jenie- sad.
I wish I was in MIA this weekend, like my second home.
Any who, in mad at myself for being up so early knowing that I have a long day ahead
Prayers for your dad Jenie
lemme check and see what happened in MO
Taylor
Taken 
Lawd
who gave Jenie sugar? 
I think lil J smart
hope she gets the rest tho. Hope your father is released today! Bbl
San ah make ya dance says:
I think lil J smart
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She very smart
Thanks San
yea I think she is playing you Jenie
but that’s what I would do if I knew I had a good caring mommy and had been messing up. She is like
she will crack. I KNOWS IT
BE BACK iN a FEW
an yeah I seen a PIG killed another man in MO
I can’t believe I missed a Slim post
@IS you didn’t miss it :hugs: Comment on it. Let’s go. I am going to be here until at least 1 pm.
TaKEN IM going to be here with you for a sec too! POOOORTTTTY!!

Merry Christmas everyone! How is everyone
Merry Christmas..Eve
Yall! 
Im in dis bish too!
Jenie
was it last Christmas you said your daddy told hustle man to get the fawk on out his face?
:crying1: Get well Dad, we need you back out there. 
and UNSHAKE who will work a full day.
Taken
it’s just not the same the day after. You don’t get to experience that initial phase of sheer unadulterated ignance that washes over you from the unexpected sudden appearance of Slim, his hat collection, his random word-of-the-day compilation, and the giddiness of wondering who gonna gamble away their login fuggin w/Omar.
Come Through Nancy Drew
says:
Jenie
was it last Christmas you said your daddy told hustle man to get the fawk on out his face?
:crying1: Get well Dad, we need you back out there. 
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Chile yassssss :crying1: chile that mouthpiece of his
Thankyou funyun 
Luvyn
Murry Christmas Luvie, Wut, Vanna, San, Taylor, Coco
and Sandra & all the Roses to come! 
MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior
says:
yea I think she is playing you Jenie
but that’s what I would do if I knew I had a good caring mommy and had been messing up. She is like
she will crack. I KNOWS IT
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So Sandra gone leave us in here FA DEAD <— Mama Dee voice until Monday?
Nancy :rollseyes:
Ok my crunkness is coming down
just got super sleepy
Luvin Drew Jenay Hearts Vanna
I had an amazing night with SGS(shortgoodstroke) I went over (in the rain)in my fur coat heels..and a bodystocking. I open the door and he grabs me and like babe its cold and rainy I can’t believe you came out like that! Come in. So I step in and say “I had to see you before you left to go back home…” I open my coat and say “And now Im all wet and need you to dry me off.”
<—Him. He takes off my coat. Im thinking he his about to ravage me right? He walks me over to the couch, turns on slow jams tells me to lay back on the couch, takes off my heels and message my feet calves and thighs while singing to me….Oh then he used his tongue to dry me off…get me wet again..basically
me from the front room to the bedroom..
went to sleep around 3
Yep…Im keeping him…
LuVn
for your Deedy, girl)
CocoK
jenie (
TaylorMade
Taken
San ah
Nancy Drew
Vanna
WUT-WUT
Hearts n
And to all Roses and Thorns coming in later!!!
@Beta!!!! JUST missed you!
WUTTTTTTT go head girl

When you so ready to go home
that you get to work uber early and then be at work like
and then you look at your phone at it is only 9 am…. So you record your extended absence greeting….but after that you pause cause you already set up your out of office email replies and sent out “in my absence” correspondence to the staff and clients so then you start to turn on your radio apps btu realize they on vacation so then you think I will listen to my Spotifly but realize you done listen to Nicki and K Michelle.. a lot and you prolly need to save them for the 3 hours drive so you get up to go pee for the 3rd time this am and you only had one cup of water.. and one green smoothie…. And you might not need to drink a lot of water because there isn’t a bathroom in the car… 4 more hours 
Hey everybody
Got a half day today I’m in here like 
@RoseGarden,
Happy Merry Christmas Eve to all those who have posted thus far.
@Jenie,
I am praying and trusting in God that your father will make a full and speedy recovery babe. And yes, Lil J knows what time it ill. Kids are very smaht, specially when it comes to getti. what they want. Lil J say, she gone get hers, Santa or not….and I ain’t mad at her!
and 
@Luvn,
Yes Gawd……I am here chile…….like Miss Millie say…..alllllll dayyyyy…..allll dayyygg….baybay! You know I’m gone be clock watchin….
Have fun in my honor since you get to be on chill mode. I see Jenie already got it started!
BLANCHE Mis Taken PEEAAARRRLL!!! BETA
*closes my legs to married men* listening to WUT’s story. Girl. I didn’t even get none last time mister was here on account of
so he READY … sent me messages… and I am ready too. Shoot we are about to be at my mama house so we might end up being like ole girl off LHHNY with the PUPPY DOORTER…
in the 
I said I am going to set up a date where I tell him to meet me at a bar and we role play. I might even wear a wig 
One day I am going to find a way to show up somewhere in a trench coat and heels to seduce him… We just gotta be nearby
Well damn @Wut!!
on then!! 
@MisTake,
You goin outta town for Christmas?
If Pearl keep this up Slim might get chose around here. Somebody on the blog MIGHT want to SPARK vortexes with a nig I mean… if he don’t talk
and in the right fit… he MIGHT CAN get it…. I used to date somebody that used to look like him WAAAAY BYKE in the day.. no locs tho… Real swole like him… no body fat
and come to think of it.. he wasn’t even on Slim level logically .. that;s why I had to let it burn 
@MsPearl,
Murry Christmas to you as well!
How you been? Is you yet holdin on? 
@unshake YES!
I’m coming home… I’m coming home.. tell the WORLD I’m coming home…
I got a life there 
I am so ready to see my peepah. It ain’t that mannie of us but WE ALL WE GOT. Plus I got a lot of frens and stuff there and we can go out and POTTY
Blanche!
Shake!
Let’s
We’re gettin out early, too (not sure what time, but I don’t even care)!!!!
@MisTake,
You say all braun, but brain is questionable…….
Guhl, how bout the ones that are in a relationship with themselves and fuhget that you exist. But wanna ack all surprised when you have checked out….. be lookin like
Pearl
Hearts
Taken
Unshake
Wut
Beta
Jenie
Luvie
@Taken, you going to be fass aintcha?
MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior
says:
*closes my legs to married men* listening to WUT’s story. Girl. I didn’t even get none last time mister was here on account of
so he READY … sent me messages… and I am ready too. Shoot we are about to be at my mama house so we might end up being like ole girl off LHHNY with the PUPPY DOORTER…
in the 
I said I am going to set up a date where I tell him to meet me at a bar and we role play. I might even wear a wig 

One day I am going to find a way to show up somewhere in a trench coat and heels to seduce him… We just gotta be nearby
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Girl YEEESSSS!!! Do that ish! Here’s the thing…go to a Hotel outside your general area where you not gone run into someone you know. Dress as freaky as your heart will allow (wig and all!) Have him to meet you in the dining area and play Traveling Sales Man
HEARTS
@Hearts
I DESERVE .. I just gotta make sure …. He move… I ain’t on no control of birth and he might be a lil *coughs backed up* That’s not how any of this works
When you not trying to have no mo kids.
@unshake I have never experienced that one before. All of the ones I dated were the opposite. Way more into me than themselves or too much into me. I would be like
Ummmm I ain’t trying to be with you like that I don’t really do the relationship thing I am PURE
That was always my out.
TWAS TRUE
But an out nonetheless
Have him to meet you in the dining area and play Traveling Sales Man

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i thought you said this not supposed to be real life.. he already travel and he
Shake! I’m yet holdin’ on, child! (Jes like Mother Sherman!!!) How are you, sweetie?
Take! Slim ain’t fiddin ta get chose up in THIS Garden. NOpe! He’s like a dumb woman — just sit there and look pretty — don’t say a word. Folks round these parts got too merch sense for Slim and his Logic, I’m afraid.
MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior
says:
Have him to meet you in the dining area and play Traveling Sales Man


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i thought you said this not supposed to be real life.. he already travel and he
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The play part is you being the ummm “Courtesy Girl” . “Excuse me sir, I saw you sitting here all alone and thought you could use some company…”
Merry Christmas my faves
I had an amazing night with SGS(shortgoodstroke) I went over (in the rain)in my fur coat heels..and a bodystocking. I open the door and he grabs me and like babe its cold and rainy I can’t believe you came out like that! Come in. So I step in and say “I had to see you before you left to go back home…” I open my coat and say “And now Im all wet and need you to dry me off.”
<—Him. He takes off my coat. Im thinking he his about to ravage me right? He walks me over to the couch, turns on slow jams tells me to lay back on the couch, takes off my heels and message my feet calves and thighs while singing to me….Oh then he used his tongue to dry me off…get me wet again..basically
me from the front room to the bedroom..
went to sleep around 3
Yep…Im keeping him…
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Luvin that story… Girl yes happy for u.
MisTake,
Chile that’s wonderfah! I am happy for you. And yes, errythang will work out fine with you and your hubby.
And I have been in that situation too….where it seems they revolve their whole world around you then get mad when you try and leave. No ma’am
This ain’t fatal attraction. 
@Wut,
I’m glad things are working out with you and your boo thang. Isn’t it wondahfah to have someone who knows how to get your gears a’grindin?Who puts the mo in your jo?
and 
Yall I want some Christmas hot sex on a platter
Hey blanche
merry christmas
Vanna
Zoe
Merry Christmas
Yall I want some Christmas hot sex on a platter
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Apparently I’m getting a dyck in a box for Christmas because we are too broke to exchange gifts with eachother :crying1:
Vannah say she want a dack.. on a plate. A DACK
on a PLATE 
Despite the fact that I have fam and a more robust life there ….there are also advantages to be here. Here we have our own family world. Hubby is a lot more mellow. Traffic and overall life can be
too much sometimes back there but we are grown and more mature now so I know we can make a home anywhere we choose.
@WUT yea we working this thing out. We decided that we were going to switch it up. He would start applying here and I there. Whoever strike gold first wins
Yall I want some Christmas hot sex on a platter
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Me too but Aunt flo said “Heyul Nawl”
BLANCHE this is where I am supposed to say it is the thought that counts, at least you got someone, at least you got your health, it’s only material things… blah blah blah
but EYE know you work hard so all I got for you is some jokes that are sure to come and this :hugs:
Watching Mellyvie. Nelly likes Miss Jackson WAY more than, she likes him. IMO
@Taken, Where Mr. Take at?
Me too but Aunt flo said “Heyul Nawl”
and the bish was about 5 days late 
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That tramp was at my house last week. Waited until the day he was coming home and was like
I get to spend the first Christmas in many years with my Mother, sister (coming in from outta town) and our Little Sister (from Big Bros/Big Sis, who’s been part of the fam for 15 years, and is now working on her masters!) Gonna be a good, good Christmas!!!
Vanna is the root of all evil says:
I had an amazing night with SGS(shortgoodstroke) I went over (in the rain)in my fur coat heels..and a bodystocking. I open the door and he grabs me and like babe its cold and rainy I can’t believe you came out like that! Come in. So I step in and say “I had to see you before you left to go back home…” I open my coat and say “And now Im all wet and need you to dry me off.”
<—Him. He takes off my coat. Im thinking he his about to ravage me right? He walks me over to the couch, turns on slow jams tells me to lay back on the couch, takes off my heels and message my feet calves and thighs while singing to me….Oh then he used his tongue to dry me off…get me wet again..basically
me from the front room to the bedroom..
went to sleep around 3
Yep…Im keeping him…
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Luvin that story… Girl yes happy for u.
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Girl, he's sweet. He said he's getting his Romantic Mojo back
Good morning! Merry Christmas!
the love of his life: Vivica?
Hearts n Kisses, what is that in your gravi? Like, no stop it.
@lovezoe keep watching…
I don’t trust her either… but she gives reasons…. for some reason she looks less stunning to me now that Floyd ain’t keeping her up. Nelly is a good dude but he ain’t paying for the spa ans plastic surg lifestyle.
GA…..OHHHHH GA…… IT’S LIKE AN OLD SWEET SONG… KEEPS GA ON MY MIND..
@Shake
Unshakable says:
@Wut,
I’m glad things are working out with you and your boo thang. Isn’t it wondahfah to have someone who knows how to get your gears a’grindin?Who puts the mo in your jo?
and 
I just saw this. I just told Vanna he said he was starting to get his romantic mojo back since he is with me… I curious to know what his all out romantic side is 
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MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior
says:
BLANCHE this is where I am supposed to say it is the thought that counts, at least you got someone, at least you got your health, it’s only material things… blah blah blah
but EYE know you work hard so all I got for you is some jokes that are sure to come and this :hugs:
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meant @HEARTS
Why is he trying to face time at work :Facepalm: I be like FOR WHY? If somebody walk by at work i gotta slam the phone down and be whispering
I have done it before 
Taken- you see this week when 50 baby mama was up there. Hubby was like when her and Floyd breakup? I had to tell him that all his chicks get nicknames like Flava Flav
Slim and Gary Busy need to write an ebook together……
MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior
says:
Me too but Aunt flo said “Heyul Nawl”
But let you be looking for her.. She be
and you be
and 
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That tramp was at my house last week. Waited until the day he was coming home and was like and the bish was about 5 days late
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That heaux always showiing up when you don’t want her round.
Blanche Devereaux says:
Yall I want some Christmas hot sex on a platter
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Apparently I’m getting a dyck in a box for Christmas because we are too broke to exchange gifts with eachother :crying1:
fun with your lover doesn’t have to cost a lot.
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Girl that can be fun! Shyd. Go to the dollar store get two santa hats, two small Christmas stockings (50 cent a piece, whipcream, and peppermint sticks.(wet them and rub them on each other skin and lick it off. It gives that cooling feeling) and write five things each yall want to do to each other (freaky as you can manage) Then take turns being Sexy Santa…
Unshakable says:
@RoseGarden,
and 
Happy Merry Christmas Eve to all those who have posted thus far.
@Jenie,
I am praying and trusting in God that your father will make a full and speedy recovery babe. And yes, Lil J knows what time it ill. Kids are very smaht, specially when it comes to getti. what they want. Lil J say, she gone get hers, Santa or not….and I ain’t mad at her!
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Luvin that story… Girl yes happy for u.
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Girl, he’s sweet. He said he’s getting his Romantic Mojo back
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Awwww well get it while the getting is good
Merry Christmas, @Point and @datsm!
@Taken, He know you in that office by yourself and wanna see you dancing on top of desk and shyt all sexy like.
Jenie I hope your dad gets better. Merry Christmas
You know I was looking at the calendar like
By Friday I was like
I can wait til Monday… Then got to work Friday and
I was sew hurt. He saw me and was like
I missed you. I was like me too
He was like FOK :wails:
Yall I want some Christmas hot sex on a platter
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Me too but Aunt flo said “Heyul Nawl”
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Why tho
Why is he trying to face time at work :Facepalm:
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Cuz it’s Chrimmus Eve, he miss yew….now open that housecoat and give him a lil incentive!!!! DO IT!
Glad you’re dad is better Jenie. Kids are the com artist, you know you give that baby all her gifts
Blanche Devereaux says:
MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior
says:
BLANCHE this is where I am supposed to say it is the thought that counts, at least you got someone, at least you got your health, it’s only material things… blah blah blah
but EYE know you work hard so all I got for you is some jokes that are sure to come and this :hugs:
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SGS has two kids (single dad). Money is tight. So last week he got my hair did (gravi pic) got us a room at the Sheraton and got us Old School Saturday tickets we got buzzed in the hotel room (drinks at the event was too high) Came down and danced…went upstairs and
@Vanna, whatchu mean why?
@Taken, He know you in that office by yourself and wanna see you dancing on top of desk and shyt all sexy like.
you ain’t finna have be fall and buss my
and rip apart my GOODT Skin like ole girl when she was doing
DANCE FOR YOU oiled up like a piece of frying bacon and then she fell off the table :crying1: She trying to have me on disability.
They ain’t got two pennies to rub together. Right not the Dollar Tree might as well be Rodeo Drive. Talking about .50 cent hats and edible sex toys like it’s nothing.
BOY IF YOU DON’T GET YO ARSE FRO MROUND HERE ! You are so inconsiderate. Where is Pearl at????
Pearl she told BLANCHE to listen to Champagne Life 
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@WUT didn’t you hear the girl say they BROKE?!!
MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior
says:
Why is he trying to face time at work :Facepalm: I be like FOR WHY? If somebody walk by at work i gotta slam the phone down and be whispering
I have done it before 
Give him a short lil show and then say I gotta go…leave him hot and bothered…
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Go to the bathroom.. to the big stall and show him what he missin…
@wut… umm that was a lot.. what ya’ll heffa want??? that man did that
shoot! i knwo that’s a date to some but live and learn
I missed the facetime. tried to call back no answer
i didn’t face time tho
He ain’t answer cause if you ain’t showing a lil somn
he ain’t interested. 
Where is Pearl at????
Pearl she told BLANCHE to listen to Champagne Life 

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Take, don’t worry bout where I’m et! Grease them knees and start loosening that housecoat for the Mister!!!!! Tryinta get my pressure up talking bout that damned Champagne Life! Nigs runnin round broke and hongry and lil pointy headed fella just a braggin about all HIS FINERY!!!
@Hearts YEP
daddy said you might leave work at 12??
Well my daughter just called me. He probably just me to see her if they were together. She on the phone like where you at?
I said that’s why I don’t tell you nothing!! You don’t run me
MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior
says:
@Taken, He know you in that office by yourself and wanna see you dancing on top of desk and shyt all sexy like.
you ain’t finna have be fall and buss my
and rip apart my GOODT Skin like ole girl when she was doing
DANCE FOR YOU oiled up like a piece of frying bacon and then she fell off the table :crying1: She trying to have me on disability.
They ain’t got two pennies to rub together. Right not the Dollar Tree might as well be Rodeo Drive. Talking about .50 cent hats and edible sex toys like it’s nothing.
BOY IF YOU DON’T GET YO ARSE FRO MROUND HERE ! You are so inconsiderate. Where is Pearl at????
Pearl she told BLANCHE to listen to Champagne Life 
There is broke and then there is BEEEEROOOKAAH! I didn’t know she was talking BEEEROOOKAAH! In that case… Go the fridge get some sugar butter and milk. Make caramel (brown the butter and sugar to a peanut butter color and add milk) Let it cool. Take turns writing what you want for Christmas if you had all the money in the world on each others body and lick it off. Wish big together and next year work to make it happen 
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@WUT didn’t you hear the girl say they BROKE?!!
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SGS has two kids (single dad). Money is tight. So last week he got my hair did (gravi pic) got us a room at the Sheraton and got us Old School Saturday tickets we got buzzed in the hotel room (drinks at the event was too high) Came down and danced…went upstairs and
like rabbits… so its the thought (for me) that counts.
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We spend all of our money on the kids. We are still young and semi-ratchet so I’m waiting on tax time so he can ball out on me. I been good this year. Thats hood Christmas
. We are getting some gold rolling papers for New Years and a big bottle of 1800 so we will have fun this next week anyway.
Blanche Devereaux says:
SGS has two kids (single dad). Money is tight. So last week he got my hair did (gravi pic) got us a room at the Sheraton and got us Old School Saturday tickets we got buzzed in the hotel room (drinks at the event was too high) Came down and danced…went upstairs and
like rabbits… so its the thought (for me) that counts.
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We spend all of our money on the kids. We are still young and semi-ratchet so I’m waiting on tax time so he can ball out on me. I been good this year. Thats hood Christmas
. We are getting some gold rolling papers for New Years and a big bottle of 1800 so we will have fun this next week anyway.
Same here… We waiting on next Monday Shyd… some tax offices will be open and offering advances
We gone have hood rich fun on New Years Eve! 
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SO WE AINT GETTING A NEW POST FahhReal
@Luvn, She leff us FA DEAD!!
Good morning! Every year at this time I choose 10 loyal readers to receive $100 gift cards to complete their Christmas list on the last day of Christmas shopping. Today I decided to choose the first 10 loyal readers who started their day on Sandrarose.com. I appreciate ALL of my loyal readers, but anyone who starts their day on Sandrarose.com is the most loyal reader of all.
Last year I had huge problems ordering gift cards through Walmart.com, so this year I am ordering gift cards through Target.com.
Below are the 10 gift card recipients:
luVn_liFe
CocoKhaleesi
jeniefrumdabloc
TaylorMade
MisTaken
San ah make ya dance
Come Through Nancy Drew
Vanna is the root of all evil
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON?
Hearts~n~Kisses
To redeem your gift card, email me at sandra @ Sandrarose.com FROM the email addy that you used to register on this blog.
Merry Christmas everyone! :wave:
Sandra Rose says:
Good morning! Every year at this time I choose 10 loyal readers to receive $100 gift cards to complete their Christmas list on the last day of Christmas shopping. Today I decided to choose the first 10 loyal readers who started their day on Sandrarose.com. I appreciate ALL of my loyal readers, but anyone who starts their day on Sandrarose.com is the most loyal reader of all.
Last year I had huge problems ordering gift cards through Walmart.com, so this year I am ordering gift cards through Target.com.
Below are the 10 gift card recipients:
luVn_liFe
CocoKhaleesi
jeniefrumdabloc
TaylorMade
MisTaken
San ah make ya dance
Come Through Nancy Drew
Vanna is the root of all evil
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON?
Hearts~n~Kisses
To redeem your gift card, email me at sandra @ Sandrarose.com FROM the email addy that you used to register on this blog.
Merry Christmas everyone! :wave:


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OH MY GOOOSH! THANK YOUUUUU SANDRA!
Sandra I am no longer at that job but I will email you from my new job email with my name and stuff! OH MY GOSH!
REAL SOLDIER TEARS :wails: SANDRA I LUH YA :hugs:
Come twirl with me
I WON THE IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SWEAR I AIN’T GONE CHANGE LIKE TASIA …I’MMA STAY TRUE TEENY
Congrats yall!!
Sandra Rose says:
Good morning! Every year at this time I choose 10 loyal readers to receive $100 gift cards to complete their Christmas list on the last day of Christmas shopping. Today I decided to choose the first 10 loyal readers who started their day on Sandrarose.com. I appreciate ALL of my loyal readers, but anyone who

THANK YA GIRL!!
SANDRITA!!!
I Knew U were my GIRL!! :fistbump:
Well looks like I picked a good time to come back and play with y’all!!
Thanks Sandara!! :hugs:
SANDRAROSE
my registered work email is not working 
Sandra…you have NOOO idea how much this is needed!
No joke!!!
@Luvie just email her from one that works and explain the situation

leave out the part about you being broke, musty and not wearing bras
BTW; SANDRITA I always Start my day here
I KNOW IT’s Absurd

BUT I LIKE IT HERE!
@ luVn_liFe, go into your profile on this blog and change your email addy. Anyone else who has a nonworking email, please change your emails in your profiles. You need a good email addy to receive confirmation of your gift cards.
Sandra Rose says:
@ luVn_liFe, go into your profile on this blog and change your email addy. Anyone else who has a nonworking email, please change your emails in your profiles. You need a good email addy to receive confirmation of your gift cards.
OK
I gink I just fainted. Help me up Taken.
Thanks Sandra!! I’m not ay work but I’ll stop up there to email Yard
Sandra Rose says:
Good morning! Every year at this time I choose 10 loyal readers to receive $100 gift cards to complete their Christmas list on the last day of Christmas shopping. Today I decided to choose the first 10 loyal readers who started their day on Sandrarose.com. I appreciate ALL of my loyal readers, but anyone who starts their day on Sandrarose.com is the most loyal reader of all.
Last year I had huge problems ordering gift cards through Walmart.com, so this year I am ordering gift cards through Target.com.
Below are the 10 gift card recipients:
luVn_liFe
CocoKhaleesi
jeniefrumdabloc
TaylorMade
MisTaken
San ah make ya dance
Come Through Nancy Drew
Vanna is the root of all evil
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON?
Hearts~n~Kisses
To redeem your gift card, email me at sandra @ Sandrarose.com FROM the email addy that you used to register on this blog.
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Omg I’m so thankful Sandra! I appreciate the gift. I’m out of town and cannot email u from my work email until I get back on monday! Thanks again!!
*picks San up off the floor* NUCCA WE MADE IT
and for all the thorns that challenged me to be FRESHER THAN YOUUUUUU
I’M THE REAL MVP… what whet? You thought?
*Suge Knight voice* I wanna thank all the Roses that stood by me in my JAMEIS moments
all jokes .. I NEEED THAT MONAY!!
Im going to try to tap into my emails remotely…
Vannah at home like :tpying:
I have my emails on my phone.
I am off all next week but I am still taking my work laptop. I refuse to answer any emails but I might clear some out… they irk me 
This was sooo unexpected!! I am sooo happy!!! Time to ball out!!
I got the GC last year, what a blessing it was!! Sandra, we mess with you about your FOBs, but you alright with me
okay, i just got to work and we still in here with life coach Slim
y’all hear bout Steebie going to rehab cause he can’t pass a credit check or a drug test?? I added the credit check but we know it’s true
Nancy, Go read 209. We is WINNERS!!
Nancy :spanking: don’t come in here talking mess when u just won a Mil I mean $100!
Congratulations, Ya’All!!!!!! Have fun and Merry Christmas!!! Ya’ll made it!!!!
Lawd what a hassle that was! but it’s worth it. and IM DEFUNKED,gravie now!
:crying1:
Missy, you said he going to drug rehab and cred!ck rehab
)
(hope it works out for you Steebie
“Nancy, Go read 209”
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let me go see what this drag race reject talmbout…
a woman whom
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I got stuck here trying to figure out if this should be who or whom
“Below are the 10 gift card recipients:”
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Come Through Nancy Drew
says:
“Below are the 10 gift card recipients:”
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FAINTS!!!!!
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Next time I ain’t telling yo ungrateful ass nothing. :boxing:
Merry Christmas Sandra & the Rose Garden
I
you all 
Congrats to all the gift card winners, you deserve it
Below are the 10 gift card recipients:
luVn_liFe
CocoKhaleesi
jeniefrumdabloc
TaylorMade
MisTaken
San ah make ya dance
Come Through Nancy Drew
Vanna is the root of all evil
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON?
Hearts~n~Kisses
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Congrats everyone at least its an even number… Durn central timezone im late for every thing
$17.50???
There must have been a $20 cap and she was like I ain’t paying over that and I need to take into account taxes
Congrats to all the gc winners!
@Auntie Sandrita…….that was such a kind and thoughtful gesture…..I know you put smiles on many faces……….
Is there any possibility that we can get anotha post, or are we up in heah til aftah Christmas?
Awe Fiya that is real magnanimous of you :hugs:
Trying to move it forward 2 hours. Chile. I got to cover this lady lunch at 12 and then I am
I will talk to my big boss to see if they are closing the building early cause if so I got to let some people know so that SACURITY and others can leave early too. I swear fo LAWD I cannot recall the last time I was so ready to go 
Now back to me watching the clock like
Me on Target website trying to figure out what I need most with this blessing
I think I know.. I got 3 options 
:crying1: i wanna thank God, my mama, my pastor, my 4th grade teecha ms. burnette, my granny, the mothers board, bankhead lawn service, southern md wildlife control, the fry cook at wing heaven, my Orkin man, and last but not least, thank you Sandra Mae LaWanda Alizé Rosé!
@Pearl thanks love. Merry Christmas to you and yours as well. I’m getting off work early to get back out here one mo’ ‘gin. I don’t like shopping, but I like shopping for Christmas gifts. But don’t worry, I’m shopping for people I like. Ok, love.
be safe everybody.
Someone please tell this man that alleged attractiveness does not a Subject Matter Expert make.
Hey Roses!
I hope everyone is having a relaxing transition into 2015.