I know you don’t care, but, according to Us Weekly, local attorney and reality TV personality Phaedra Parks has decided she can’t wait any longer for her husband to get out of prison in 7 years. After just 6 months without sex, Phaedra has thrown in the towel.
From Us magazine:
Forget standing by her man. After five years of marriage, Phaedra Parks finally decides to call it quits with husband and convicted felon Apollo Nida in the March 22 episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, while Kandi Burruss, Kenya Moore, Claudia Jordan, and Porsha Williams continue to hash out their differences during a group counseling session.
Phaedra cites Apollo’s strange behavior and criminal past as the reasons why she can’t take any more. Before beginning his eight-year sentence for fraud, Apollo acted erratically, creating a huge rift in the couple’s marriage. Because of her problems at home, her friendships with the rest of the housewives fall by the wayside.
In a rare display of emotion, Phaedra breaks down in tears. She wanted to be the perfect wife, she tells Sarah, but Apollo would do anything just to be mean and hurtful.
Whether she actually files the divorce papers will probably be decided by RHOA producers.
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I thought this happened already.
After just 6 months without sex, Phaedra has thrown in the towel.
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Phaedra just wanted a baby out of this r/ship mayne.
This is all to protect her assets. She basically said he was a con man and conned her. She doesn’t want her $$$$ attached to his restitution.
Watch once he is released and pays his restitution she’ll release a statement about how after much prayer she has decided to take him back.
After just 6 months without sex, Phaedra has thrown in the towel
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Hey.
First lemme comment on Malik:
If Malik don’t sit his #bye shy self down somewhere :hahaah: Nah he not gay cause if he was no way his lips would NOT be looking like that. Bish lips would be shining better than mine. He would have on MAC RUBY WOO
and stay with his lips bussin. But OAN I think he looks POST-MUSTY. You know the folks that scrub extra hard but no matter what they do there is always a lil twinge of MURST on them,. Like they got white roll deodorant lint ball clumps under they arms… mixed in with the hair.. and it be powder smelling roll on? :crying1: and they be POST-MUSTY first thing in the morning. They got morning MUST.
Dude gon be locked up longer than the marriage.
Well who didnt see this coming?
At least Sandra ain’t post the pic of them eating that pickle.
“After just 6 months without sex, Phaedra has thrown in the towel.” <—- #Petty
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
says:
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According to Apollo, Petricia, and Cynthia, she already has a one. Chocolate flavored.
Call me crazy… I think she really cared for Apollo. I think she wanted some babies too
But I think she likededed his slow self. I found her tears to be genuine. I think she is like me when it comes to not letting people see you break down. I think she needs to feel safe to be able to break down with people and tried to keep up a good face 
Those booty bandits would go cray! They would be chasing them like 
OAN can you imagine if Apollo and Darren Sharper was in the same prison??/
She knows he gone come out of prison twirling and snappin with a headscarf on pants saggin and his shirt tied above his navel
we ALL knew this was coming right?
Wasn’t she sleeping on air mattresses just to be with this fool???
Guess having an incarcerated hubby doesn’t look to good on a lawyer’s resume.
Ion think Phaedra waited no 6 months to get her swerve on. Maybe 6 weeks. She done got them pipes cleaned by now.
Hey Roses
Somebody pass Pheadra a Dicoderm patch please!!
I think all of my waiting until marriage/the one I will marry would be thrown out the window post-divorce. That only counts for first marriages right? 
Not that I waited for the first marriage. Flesh is weak 
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If I were to ever divorce I wonder how long I would abstain
Phaedra turned a late night booty call into a husband.
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
says:
She knows he gone come out of prison twirling and snappin with a headscarf on pants saggin and his shirt tied above his nave
i was never a Phaedra fan ’cause she was much too extra w/all that ‘southern belle’ mess and tryna act like she was more ‘evolved’ and ‘cultured’ than the rest of the group. HOWEVER, i caught a snippet last night of her crying because she felt hurt by Kandi not being there for her and i actually thought she was, for once, being genuine, and i felt so bad for her
Kandi was very dismissive and cold, imo, and acted like it was no big deal… i hope she can find a real friend to console her when Her marriage ends
in other breaking news:
starting the Green Smoothie Cleanse today
#sommayallcare
Hey y’all. Ummm, we all knew that Phadera was gonna divorce him. However, she is just as shady to me. Bye girl. No one feels bad for you….maybe Taken…But that’s it.
Oh and let me go read downstairs so I don’t have to ask you rude roses for a recap lol.
@Mistaken Terrible..
@MZWhang Don’t knock air mattress secs until you try it.. We’ll call it transitional housing secs…
You just can’t grip it like you want to, gotta free fall as to not pop the mattress.. 
I think she was in lust with him. Then she got married to save face. Then she had another baby. I sure dont think Apollo loved Phaedra. He saw $$$$ when he was making love to her. Apollo dont love nobody but himself and maybe his two boys.
She knows he gone come out of prison twirling and snappin with a headscarf on pants saggin and his shirt tied above his navel
I think all of my waiting until marriage/the one I will marry would be thrown out the window post-divorce. That only counts for first marriages right? 
Not that I waited for the first marriage. Flesh is weak 
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If I were to ever divorce I wonder how long I would abstain
He is going to be tilting his head like Foxy and doing the gay dead fall dance move in front of Phae. Be like BISH WHET??? *gay dead fall* then Aidan is going fa—- ……….
Good! Now I don’t feel bad writing him
jking!
OAN can you imagine if Apollo and Darren Sharper was in the same prison??/
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OMG! i just had this same thought!
get from round me with this :crying1: gone!
“the gay dead fall dance move in front of Phae. Be like BISH WHET??? *gay dead fall*” <———– The what?!
I thought this happened already.
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+1
Wutty Butty
@Wutty & Ditty..I fell out of a chair this wkend. Go to that Celebs out & about/Rhi/Home post and read #68. Don’t laff
@Phro….
I’m not knocking it…just showing how sprung she was over dude.
Apollo and Darren would have the prison going up on a Tuesday. Hell naw.
@IS
Sharper and Apollo are going to start their own booty bandit prison gang called FAA Fine A Athletes…… Like Draya with her FineAGirls clothing line. They are going to train folks with the donkey booty workout. Be having them doing push ups and stuff naked.
And water is wet. News brought to you by moi
According to Apollo, Petricia, and Cynthia, she already has a one. Chocolate flavored.
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These 3 idiots couldnt tell me to come in out the damn rain if I was getting soaked. Just let me get drenched
We’ll call it transitional housing secs
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Whangthizzle!
how’ve u been luv? missedid yew 
Nancy Drew Wears Prada
…that’s all. 
says:
i was never a Phaedra fan ’cause she was much too extra w/all that ‘southern belle’ mess and tryna act like she was more ‘evolved’ and ‘cultured’ than the rest of the group.
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I haven’t seent last nites episode yet tho.
But ummm yeah…she turnt me off by always rolling her eyes..and twisting up those ole double breasted lips when she was judging folks.
Karma…thy other name be “a-bish”
Harlem!
sup brutafuh? 
FAYLA
hey hun now get to whipping 
lol
@taken
Thanks again
@PHRO If I had your email I would send you al ink to it
I have only seen clips but when they have dance off these dudes be falling out dead on cue and people be like 
YAS BISH!!!! YOU SLAYED. I was like… what? Are you dead?? I would change my link but it is snow twerkers for life. I can’t imagine anything beating them for my love right now. 
FOK U! FOK U!!
EYE
finity yeen know? 
says:
Whangthizzle! how’ve u been luv? missedid yew
I missssssed u tewww!
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Fayyyy
I pop in when I can.
BTW…I mix my candy cane Whip in with my leave in cond’t…and sit under the dryer for 30 mins. Man-o-man
I’m about to place another order later today.
your product(s)
FAY reunited and it feels so good
PHRO let em know about that air Matt sex
Kandi was very dismissive and cold, imo, and acted like it was no big deal… i hope she can find a real friend to console her when Her marriage ends
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@Nancy me and my auntie had a disagreement about Kandi I think Kandi is messy as hell but my aunt dont see it. She is cold, messy and dont care about nobody but her mammy and Riley frfr. And NO she will not have not one shoulder to cry on when Todd dump her dumpy azz. It takes a friend to be a friend
Who was talking about Top 5 Last week??!
I saw it and DMX
On Suge Knight:
hey, give the man credit. he got a driver’s license while blind. did stevie wonder do that?
Yasss Whang!
gwurl i got some stuff coming out this year that are phenom if i say so myself 
Harlem
guhl i will be whipping today AND tomorrow. i be cranking ish OUT now! it will go out tomorrow. expect a lil something extra 
Karma…thy other name be “a-bish”
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(back when i felt sorry for Cynthia) i thought Phae was so rude sitting in that car with them with her nose turned up at Peter ’cause he already got kids, and talkin bout
The dead gay fall. She so ignant lawd
@Nancy me and my auntie had a disagreement about Kandi I think Kandi is messy as hell but my aunt dont see it. She is cold, messy and dont care about nobody but her mammy and Riley frfr
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WHALE since people are saying Phaedra used Apollo for light skin maybe her and Kandi are alike in using men for kids
no but I already said that I felt Kandi was more worried about Nene being friends with Phaedra than being a real friend. If someone was my real friend and going through the worst time of their life I wouldn’t let their newfound relationship with someone else keep me from being there. At no point did Phaedra say she didn’t want Kandi around. It was only after she was never around that people finally asked Phaedra and she told the truth. She had no heard from her. I don’t think that was terrible. But for Kandi to hold that against her as talking about her and then still not call.. and have a nasty faced attitude about it 
@Nancy me and my auntie had a disagreement about Kandi
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oh no honey i needs me a clean man chile
Lawd Jesus I forgot she said this ish.
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Oan…
Apollo turnt me ALL the way off (AND that’s when I caught a glance of how he REALLY felt about Phae)…when he was about to fight Kenya’s date..at that pj party NeNe had.
Phaedra was holding his arm trying to calm him down..and he VIOLENTLY jerked away from her like “Don’t f*ckn hold me!!”
I’m like
There was FAR too much vitriol in his attitude. Mad or not mad..you dont snap on ME..in PUBLIC…I’m your wife nukka
I remember when she said a good clean man too
I was like Apollo just got out of jail bih 
I agree she had thrown her fair share of shade as most of them have. When them chickens come home to roost 
They be laying prison sentence eggs. Having said that…Peter is up next. He is another charmer and con artist. Except he uses women and relationships to do his dirty work. It will bite him in the butt. He is riding high now. For now. And notice how when they start gossiping about Phaedra and Apollo Todd is always looking like 
are we really about to talk about this. I think he is cool with Apollo so of course he is going to be taking up for him. But at the same time if I was him I would be looking at my wife sideways like ain’t this YOUR friend they/we talking about?
Did ya’ll already tak about how big it was of Mo’ne to want the college student reinstated?
but I doubt if he would’ve done the same for her. But that mofo better send her a room full of flowers and teddy bears.
Nancy Drew Wears Prada
…that’s all. 
says
your font so 
(back when i felt sorry for Cynthia) i thought Phae was so rude sitting in that car with them with her nose turned up at Peter ’cause he already got kids, and talkin bout oh no honey i needs me a clean man chile …i looked at the tv and then at the pillows to the left & right of me and was like, bish whet?! what’s so clean bout your fresh-from-jail man????
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1. I never saw that one…Imma have to go back & check
2. That remark about the pillows is why I
Apollo seemed to care more about Kenya’s feelings than his own wife. When they all, including him, went in on her at that reunion, he looked like he felt bad for her. He acted like he hated Phaedra. Phaedra was in on Apollo’s crimes. Then and now. She is a crook too.
and have a nasty faced attitude about it
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that’s what got me
i mean, i can even understand if she had just said ‘you know, i’m in a new marriage, we tryna work some things out, so maybe i haven’t been as available as i might have been otherwise’ but it was her ATTITUDE 
what “friend” responds that way to a friend in need?
Phaedra was holding his arm trying to calm him down..and he VIOLENTLY jerked away from her like “Don’t f*ckn hold me!!”
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Which is why I said I believe her when she say he was off the chain at home. I think she thought she had herself a little white collar crime trailer park thug
she messed around and got her a man yella boy and she was not ready. He prolly was at the house turning up with strippers and everything. And not the ones she accepted cash payments for in church parking lots.
There was FAR too much vitriol in his attitude. Mad or not mad..you dont snap on ME..in PUBLIC…
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right! she tryna calm him down so HE down get locked up and that’s how he respond??!
he practically (tryna whisper though) beggin her to not call the police on his arse 
…he’s a hot-head and real immature 
but then when he was standing in that garage holding that power drill like it was a
Oan…
that sealed the deal for me.
Apollo turnt me ALL the way off (AND that’s when I caught a glance of how he REALLY felt about Phae)…when he was about to fight Kenya’s date..at that pj party NeNe had.
Phaedra was holding his arm trying to calm him down..and he VIOLENTLY jerked away from her like “Don’t f*ckn hold me!!”
I’m like
There was FAR too much vitriol in his attitude. Mad or not mad..you dont snap on ME..in PUBLIC…I’m your wife nukka
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For me it was when they went whereever and he left her sitting on that hotel stoop so he could be all in Kenya bumpy azz face.
Phrozen1der says:
“the gay dead fall dance move in front of Phae. Be like BISH WHET??? *gay dead fall*” <———– The what?!
YOU ARE SOOOOO STRAIGHT 
You never seen a gay guy dance and then they twirl and just fall back flat onto the ground like somebody just shot them?
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WWWWHAAAANG DANGLEY DOOO!!!
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HEY SHUGA LUMPS!
WHHHIIIPPP IT REAL GOOD!!
Petty ion think Mone is the flowers & teddy bears type of girl
@IS right! The facial expressions Kandi was making like she wanted to fight or was disgusted. Phaedra was going through so much at that point to really care or take stock in it but if I was here I might have popped her in the mouth
Been like what is you always twisted your face up for 
I mean she mad cause her husband don’t like to come home and hers ain’t never coming home. Which reminds me of Demetria and her lame comment about 8 years. I am glad she did her homework and her, Claudia and Kenya had their drag jokes ready.. but women please don’t ever go hard in the paint for a man like that who is your husband. This chick was selling out like they were the Obamas 
You just can’t grip it like you want to, gotta free fall as to not pop the mattress..
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Air mattress sesess – start off in living room end up in kitchen
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
Which is why I said I believe her when she say he was off the chain at home. I think she thought she had herself a little white collar crime trailer park thug she messed around and got her a man yella boy
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Apollo always struck me as the type that felt like Phae was LUCKY to have somebody that looked like him. He seemed EXTREMELY vain and disrespectful.
And don’t even get me started off men who have no problem living off women…chile..you aint THAT cute.
Apollo clowned her when he let her in the room to use the restroom
When she asked him over and over and over again not to have contaact with Kenya and he continued to do it
When he was overly flirting with Kenya in Anquilla
Spending 8,000 dollars in the strip club
I could go on and on about Apollo being scum. But Phaedra knew he wasnt shyt. When she was phucking him in that halfway house and got pregnant she had a chance to walk away, but she wanted to save face. Thats the southern belle way, but that comes with consequences. She paying for it now. Thats why I will never mess with a dude who’s been in prison. You dont know what you gonna get in the long run.
Peter is up next. He is another charmer and con artist.
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Fay I got my stuff last week
My baby smelled like Wrigleys Big Red all wknd
havent tried it on myself yet
You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM says:
Did ya’ll already tak about how big it was of Mo’ne to want the college student reinstated? but I doubt if he would’ve done the same for her. But that mofo better send her a room full of flowers and teddy bears.
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Thats why shes getting a disney movie
@Mistaken I’ve seen the death defying acrobatics and I have this face
#EpsomSaltLikeShyt
@Harlem I’m trying to tell you
You never seen a gay guy dance and then they twirl and just fall back flat onto the ground like somebody just shot them?
I couldn’t understand the methodology.
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first time i saw it I was like what am I watching?this is dumb
Ok I’m back…….
Damn I thought she had already put the motions in progress when she said “Apollo get from around me” when that nicca had the drill in his hands like he was about to drill him some holes Phaedra
Roses,
yall please pray my skrenf
1. that i make it through this fast. i plan on going much longer than the 10 days. i need to drop 50 lbs
2. that my leg heals. turns out i have arthritis in my byke & it shoots pain all the way down my leg. i’m in therapy, but i can’t honestly say how well it’s helping. & i need to exercise
I don’t get it – she married a criminal and expects what a Pastor….. I don’t do ex convicts – if you got to see a PO I can’t….. I am too old to be waiting for you to pass a piss test and for your PO to say its ok for you to travel to Vegas for a weekend….
Never was into bad boys… don’t understand the appeal – all the bad boys I knew had nothing to offer but dyck and drugs and when that’s gone what’s left jail visits and court fees… I pass….
@ WHANG
You didn’t doe the dead fall at the champagne social didyah! 
If you weren’t drunk gggiiirrrl you should have been before I left!
AWWW…I kid commere
wwubs your itty whang butt…
User Friendly says:
Fay I got my stuff last week
havent tried it on myself yet
My baby smelled like Wrigleys Big Red all wknd
right! she tryna calm him down so HE down get locked up and that’s how he respond??!
but then when he was standing in that garage holding that power drill like it was a he practically (tryna whisper though) beggin her to not call the police on his arse …he’s a hot-head and real immature
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And I said before….Apollo was basically whispering “Hey, I’m just turning it up for the cameras…like the producers told me to…don’t call the po po for real…k?”
No he didn’t say that…but it was implied
@Sothern..I forgot about him doing that. SMH..but hey..Phae HAD to have him so
air mattress was how i fount out about my arthritis
they the damn debbil!
When she was phucking him in that halfway house and got pregnant she had a chance to walk away, but she wanted to save face. Thats the southern belle way, but that comes with consequences.
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I think she got dickmatized….. It started out all funny and breezy til she got open and started having those babies. She probably hoped and prayed that he would turn his life over since he started a family…. But he didn’t and she’s hurt…..
Fay I am here for you! You know I already know the struggle is real!! :hugs:
We need to be able to file taxes
Yea I don’t do bad boys either. If you can’t legally pay some bills we got issues
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
You never seen a gay guy dance and then they twirl and just fall back flat onto the ground like somebody just shot them?
I couldn’t understand the methodology.
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first time i saw it I was like what am I watching?this is dumb
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I never got that dance either.. is it equivalent to when rappers go hard on the mic and drop it when theyre done? They dance they :buttshake awf and just fall dead? Idontknow..Idontgetiteither…
Whang
He sure thought that Phaedra was lucky to have a fine man like him. I’m sue he reminded her of that everytime they got into an argument. Like bish look at me and look at you. You lucky I’m claiming your ass in public. He probably done went upside her head a few times too. Phaedra was in an abusive relationship the whole time.
You never seen a gay guy dance and then they twirl and just fall back flat onto the ground like somebody just shot them?
Slamming!
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Who if they can really do it and do it right!
EVERYTHING!
No one has to stay where they dont want to
Except Apollo right now 
That remark about the pillows is why I
your font so
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chile Mister be tryna act like he don’t wanna watch some of the stuff i watch. so i go in the other room and prop up in the milla the bed (which means, dont eem be tryna ease up in here cause i’m takin up the HOLE bed
gay dead fall dance move
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I saw a youtube were a church sissy was
in the welfare office. After he 
the other nigga up and was being escorted out by security he pulled away, vogue and did the gay fall dance 
I cant think of the name of the dance. 
Leminoy?
@WASTE ok it’s called slamming? Wait until one of them MF slam the byke of they head against some cement and die. See how they like it then
FAY I just did the church dance. Praise him :woot:
EYE
finity yeen know? 
says:
Roses,
yall please pray my skrenf
1. that i make it through this fast. i plan on going much longer than the 10 days. i need to drop 50 lbs
2. that my leg heals. turns out i have arthritis in my byke & it shoots pain all the way down my leg. i’m in therapy, but i can’t honestly say how well it’s helping. & i need to exercise
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for my hunty Faye Faye
OAN…are you doing colonics or enemas along with your fast. I speak from my own experiences when I say it helps ALOT!
Slamming??
He sure thought that Phaedra was lucky to have a fine man like him. I’m sue he reminded her of that everytime they got into an argument. Like bish look at me and look at you. You lucky I’m claiming your ass in public. He probably done went upside her head a few times too. Phaedra was in an abusive relationship the whole time.
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Lol his slow self….. Pha did come a long way. I saw her when I was re watching being bobby brown……
first time i saw it I was like what am I watching?this is dumb
I couldn’t understand the methodology.
cause they just served and kilt it or killing it.
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I never got that dance either.. is it equivalent to when rappers go hard on the mic and drop it when theyre done? They dance they :buttshake awf and just fall dead? Idontknow..Idontgetiteither…
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Yes. They fall
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
Fay I am here for you! You know I already know the struggle is real!! :hugs:
B. Stoners says:
Whang
He sure thought that Phaedra was lucky to have a fine man like him. I’m sue he reminded her of that everytime they got into an argument. Like bish look at me and look at you. You lucky I’m claiming your ass in public. He probably done went upside her head a few times too. Phaedra was in an abusive relationship the whole time.
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…are you doing colonics or enemas along with your fast.
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*giggles into hand like Mike Tyson* she is going to thick thuff in her booty
You never seen a gay guy dance and then they twirl and just fall back flat onto the ground like somebody just shot them?
^^^^
GOOGLE Leyomi Mizrahi
Apollo is the kind of man you just late night creep with ONLY! Yeah he fine and shyt but the nigga aint got nothing to offer in the daytime. No conversation, no education, just nice to look out. Bring the
and the liquor 
Then take your ass home before daylight hit. Not husband material.
Air mattress sesess – start off in living room end up in kitchen
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and from there, on to the ER
The red hot grow oil, Fay
Smelled like red hots
how often am i supposed to use it? I twist her hair every nite bf bed so it doesnt tangle.
Dag,…. B. Stoners, I left you a message downstairs…
San
Hey girl hey
mzwhang90210 says:
EYE
finity yeen know? 
says:
for my hunty Faye Faye
Roses,
yall please pray my skrenf
1. that i make it through this fast. i plan on going much longer than the 10 days. i need to drop 50 lbs
2. that my leg heals. turns out i have arthritis in my byke & it shoots pain all the way down my leg. i’m in therapy, but i can’t honestly say how well it’s helping. & i need to exercise
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OAN…are you doing colonics or enemas along with your fast. I speak from my own experiences when I say it helps ALOT
thanks bew! gwurl! no LIE. i did a salt water cleanse this morning to jump start the fast & lost TWO lbs right off the top
oh it was hell, but the scale don’t lie! i wouldn’t advise it if you got anywhere to go for a few hours tho 
Nancy Drew Wears Prada
…that’s all. 
says:
chile Mister be tryna act like he don’t wanna watch some of the stuff i watch. so i go in the other room and prop up in the milla the bed (which means, dont eem be tryna ease up in here cause i’m takin up the HOLE bed ) and just be in there justa talkin to the pillows like lawd look at this fool :slaps pillow:
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Now I KNOW we were seperated at birth.
I do this too…not with pillows but with my 2 doggies. I leave Mr in the front..and I go to the bdroom. Be carrying on a full fledged convo about what “we” are watching.
Hubby used to come in and shake his head…now he dont eeem bother!
WHALE since people are saying Phaedra used Apollo for light skin maybe her and Kandi are alike in using men for kids no but I already said that I felt Kandi was more worried about Nene being friends with Phaedra than being a real friend. If someone was my real friend and going through the worst time of their life I wouldn’t let their newfound relationship with someone else keep me from being there. At no point did Phaedra say she didn’t want Kandi around. It was only after she was never around that people finally asked Phaedra and she told the truth. She had no heard from her. I don’t think that was terrible. But for Kandi to hold that against her as talking about her and then still not call.. and have a nasty faced attitude about it
I agree with every word.
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@Take
When is someone gonna punch Kandi in her face. Delight!
@FAY we gone make it!! One pound at a time friend!!! One pound a time!!
She will try and sabotage you! I was doing so good last year. Messed around and ended up kicking it with her. She was injecting me with bacon grease while I was sleep. Now I got sad faces in my knees, glaucoma and sugar diabetes.
But in order to be successful you have to cut out talking to DTTS. She is bitter fat heffa
Apollo is the kind of man you just late night creep with ONLY! Yeah he fine and shyt but the nigga aint got nothing to offer in the daytime. No conversation, no education, just nice to look out. Bring the
and the liquor 
Then take your ass home before daylight hit. Not husband material.
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Yup.. Had a dude like that in my younger days…. Then somewhere things went left and he felt it was ok to speak
and what he was speaking…… I just could not comprehend… had to hit him with “Baby don’t talk just listen” (In My Davante voice) terrible
UF,
for best results, use it daily. massage into the scalp for 10 minutes. that hair gwan be GROWIN chile! u know that’s why i named it that right? not only is it red & hot, but it smells just like red hots to me
i thought it was kinda crute 
Fay you can do it. You have to do it girl…
EYE
finity yeen know? 
says:
thanks bew! gwurl! no LIE. i did a salt water cleanse this morning to jump start the fast & lost TWO lbs right off the top oh it was hell, but the scale don’t lie! i wouldn’t advise it if you got anywhere to go for a few hours tho
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YW. Oh yes, I did those salt water cleanses religiously when I was doing that Master Cleanse. That along with colonics or enemas.
I’ve also done the liver flushes, which helped too.
Good for you!!! You can do it tho…you’re a strong sistah
@HARLEM I kinda want to punch her in the face
Maybe cuz Apollo ain’t that good looking himself to me, but I never saw him as the type to think he’s God’s gift. I think his other girlfriends probably look like Phaedra,just younger. I think Phaedra is attractive with beautiful hair. And she’s successful and knows how to run her house. A very good catch for Apollo
i did a salt water cleanse this morning to jump start the fast & lost TWO lbs right off the top
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@Fay…I THOUGHT about you this weekend. I was gonna get some of that 3 ballerina tea. Then recalled what we had talked about on this very site and was like hell naw.
salt water flush is the damn devil too.
dont know why this tickled me …bet Auntie think Kandi a ‘nice girl’ cause she take care her mama don’t she?
you right.
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@Nancy you already know. But this is my sweet Aunt she TRY to think the best of everyone. I told her if you was acting the way Joyce acting you dont think Southerncousin woudnt sit you down and tell you nicely what you doing is not hot. She had to think for a minute and was like
UF,
and u only need a LIL bit. the scalp doesn’t have to be saturated. make sure u wash ur hands afterwards bc if u forget & rub ur eyes it’s gone be twouble..twouble!
How do ya’ll stomach the salt cleanse? It did nothing for me and it was TURRIBLE? When I did the green smoothie one originally I purchased the Mag7. The natural supplement to help you cleanse and “go” that had my insides PURE
Fay good luck on the cleanse. I’m on one now and have decided to never do one again
first time i saw it I was like what am I watching?this is dumb I couldn’t understand the methodology.
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dont try this at home!
you’ll be laying there til hubby roll in at the end of the week 
and coming back with the animal crackers talkin bout her mommy you can have one (holds up 1 finger) okay? 
…and im’a eat the rest 
Taken3 gone take over then :crying1: be all in the pantry
EYE
finity yeen know? 
says:
UF,for best results, use it daily. massage into the scalp for 10 minutes. that hair gwan be GROWIN chile! u know that’s why i named it that right? not only is it red & hot, but it smells just like red hots to me i thought it was kinda crute
Faye Faye
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Funta order me summa this too!!
TAKE chammone I got the right hook you take left. Wack ass bitch. I still give her props but I don’t like her
Oh I can’t do teh dead gay fall/slamming… my booty will bounce me right back up like >>
or if the front hit my boobs lol
I don’t get it – she married a criminal and expects what a Pastor
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well, now, she wouldn’t be the first one if it was just that
WhoDat says:
i did a salt water cleanse this morning to jump start the fast & lost TWO lbs right off the top
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@Fay…I THOUGHT about you this weekend. I was gonna get some of that 3 ballerina tea. Then recalled what we had talked about on this very site and was like hell naw.
salt water flush is the damn devil too.
3 ballerina?!
u can’t eem PAY me to drank that shat no mo! i though i was finna see an intestine in the terrlit. but the SWF aint half as bad, but it still aint no walk in park either. BUT it’s bearable. stomach went down real nice!
sup buttacup?
@Nancy
It’s not natural to contort your body in that way, be done broke your damn knee, hip, neck and back!! I saw that welfare office fight too..
i know you can do it Faye! and once you start feeling better, it’ll motivate you to keep it up
*uppercuts Kandi like I did hubby that one time his SECATARY got too friendly*
< Ee good now. It was years ago. I have evolved.
Can’t wait to spritz my hair with it. I think that would be perfect for my braids under this weave. My next purchase will the cream and another whip. Why the cayenne?
Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser says:
He sure thought that Phaedra was lucky to have a fine man like him. I’m sue he reminded her of that everytime they got into an argument. Like bish look at me and look at you. You lucky I’m claiming your ass in public. He probably done went upside her head a few times too. Phaedra was in an abusive relationship the whole time.
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Lol his slow self….. Pha did come a long way. I saw her when I was re watching being bobby brown……
ain’t no dyck that good that’s gone make me OVAH look your priors and don’t believe my eyes when you are back into the same shyt…
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Eye had a friend like this. She was beautiful..but a low low self esteem had worked her way up from being a secretary to a probation officer…Whhhhhaaay she start dating one of her cases? This ninja turned her AWT! Next thing Eye here..she done lost her job…not just cuz she was dating him OHHH NO to easy.. Dis ninja was back to his old tricks on top of that check washing and credit card fraud. Her ass was facing charges behind his stupid azz…
Fay text me the details of it again.. matter fact i am going to screen shot you what this book says to be sure I have it right
I was gonna get some of that 3 ballerina tea. Then recalled what we had talked about on this very site and was like hell naw.
salt water flush is the damn devil too.
3 ballerina?!
u can’t eem PAY me to drank that shat no mo! i though i was finna see an intestine in the terrlit. but the SWF aint half as bad, but it still aint no walk in park either. BUT it’s bearable. stomach went down real nice!
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Yawl are some brave ladies… I might have to keep all my belly fat.
@Take ex-bf talked me into doing that salt water flush. One Friday night. Onliest time I EVER did it. He mixes it. I can bare-lee get it down. Then. This fugga gonna FALL asleep. He woke up next morning talking about let’s go to breakfast. Nigga! You left me for DEAD last night!
‘you know, i’m in a new marriage, we tryna work some things out, so maybe i haven’t been as available as i might have been otherwise’
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See what this should say is you know I’m in a new marriage and we round here fuggin like rabbits so maybe I haven’t been as available as i might have been. That chit wiht her and Todd is ridiculous.
Hey ya’ll
I am not here for Phony Phae Phae or them tears. She was bussin’ it wide open for Apollo cause she like bad boys and she wanted some lite skint babies. Apparently, before she started dating Apollonia, she dated Quad (Married to Medicine) husband and they had a fairly good relationship. They would have been a real power couple but I guess since he was putting it down and he couldn’t make “pretty” babies she had to go twerk on that air mattress. 
UF, I ain’t want to say that I thought she would be a young Queen Latifah. So I kept it pink
TAKE I ain’t mad at ya. Bitches get out of pocket
WhoDat says:
@Take ex-bf talked me into doing that salt water flush. One Friday night. Onliest time I EVER did it. He mixes it. I can bare-lee get it down. Then. This fugga gonna FALL asleep. He woke up next morning talking about let’s go to breakfast. Nigga! You left me for DEAD last night!
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What is this salt water flush you ladies speak of?
:goodnight: Roses
After he the other nigga up and was being escorted out by security he pulled away, vogue and did the gay fall dance
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(and i hate Taken for that Mike Tyson reference …”thick thuff”
)
@dUB IT WAS hideous
and it didn’t even make me go!! I was lviid
you
@Fay I
Apollo clowned her when he let her in the room to use the restroom
When she asked him over and over and over again not to have contaact with Kenya and he continued to do it
When he was overly flirting with Kenya in Anquilla
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@Stoner this is what I was talking about right here. I aint had chit for his light bright azz since.
I remma @Fay said the lettuce she had JUST been chewing 5 minutes before, came back fuggin with that 3 ballerina tea. I had hot wet tears that damn day okay
I ain’t fuggin with THAT crap ever again neither. Imma hang in with u on the weight loss. Since I was losing weight due to the life fuggery I had going on anyway, I decided I may as well assist it. 
I’ve lost 14 pounds in past month.
Hubby used to come in and shake his head…
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^^^THIS!^^^
girl he know he be wanting to come in there 
be putting his tv on mute tryna listen 
to what you doin 
So I’ve had 3 job interviews in the past week. If I don’t get one of these jobs ioono know what im gon dew :wails:
When is someone gonna punch Kandi in her face. Delight!
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Another reality show marriage fatality. But , I have to think Phaedra knew what she was getting into WELL before Mr. President and First Lieutenant were born (or whatever she calls them).
This just goes to show you, looks aren’t everything.
Phaedra knew what she was getting into WELL before Mr. President and First Lieutenant were born
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Missy your going to nail something. Think positive! But I understand where your coming from.
I was gonna get some of that 3 ballerina tea. Then recalled what we had talked about on this very site and was like hell naw.
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@Hair. It goes along with lemonade diet but you can do it solo too. It’s a recipe for it. Google it. It’s supposed to help jump start your diet/fast etc.
Ex pissed me off so damn bad.
I was about to wake him up around 12 am that night. I surely thought I was gonna manage to die. 
I don’t think it’s supposed to be that bad. I think his ass made it either wrong or made too much. He made the amount that he as a MAN is supposed to drink. Then gonna dole out the rules 
Then promptly lays across the bed and 5 minutes later I’m on my own. I was so hot with him. 
@KWall
@Missy you gonna get one. Stop crine now chile *rocks Missy hard and fast*
3 ballerina?! u can’t eem PAY me to drank that shat no mo! i though i was finna see an intestine in the terrlit.
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:crying1:
@FayeFaye I want some growth oil
Shakes my hair so folks can smell the Lavender
I’ve lost 14 pounds in past month.
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werk bish!
So I’ve had 3 job interviews in the past week. If I don’t get one of these jobs ioono know what im gon dew
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hang in there missy!
your breakthrough comin thru 
Basically, a couple of hours after drinking Ballerina Tea, you’ll experience some intense stomach cramps, upon which moment you’ll feel something like a stampede starting deep in your ass and bolting for the opening. You’ll then proceed to rush to the toilet like it’s the last bastion of humanity on earth in the midst of apocalypse, and poop out absolutely everything inside you. And I mean everything.
It’s a blood bath, but instead of blood there’s crap — a massacre of crap, if you will — so here are some important dos and don’ts to take into consideration if you decide to take the Ballerina Tea path (of no return).
DON’T have ballerina tea when you’re wearing a tampon. Unless you’ve mastered the art of only clenching and relaxing one downstairs hole at a time (which I believe is akin to making your eyeballs look in different directions, i.e. impossible), you are going to poop the tampon out of your vagina and that’s a really weird feeling you don’t want to experience, take it from me.
Tried ballerina tea once! When i moved i left that box right there in the cabinet.
WE moving but you? 
you stay here!
I rather just do bikram & walk home from work. All that intense stuff aint for me. Well bikram is intense but only bc of the heat, it doesnt cause pain tho.
So I just googled ballerina tea, and this is the description I found.
If you haven’t heard of Ballerina Tea, then you’re probably a lot smarter than me, or at least hang out with much smarter people than I do. Ballerina Tea is the name of the product — it’s not just a generalizing, mildly (incredibly) offensive ode to the ballerina. Ballerina Tea is some kind of natural laxative or mild poison, I’m not entirely sure (except that I am sure, and it’s definitely a mild poison) that makes you poop like nobody’s business.
Basically, a couple of hours after drinking Ballerina Tea, you’ll experience some intense stomach cramps, upon which moment you’ll feel something like a stampede starting deep in your ass and bolting for the opening. You’ll then proceed to rush to the toilet like it’s the last bastion of humanity on earth in the midst of apocalypse, and poop out absolutely everything inside you. And I mean everything.
14lbs? Dub you smoking that stuff?
@WUT, that’s the same description I found and just posted minus the Do’s and Dont’s
Fuggin
Dub it sounds scary…. Lmfaooooo I don’t need nothing that’s gonna make me wish death.. But running to the bathroom with cold sweats. No ma’am. On my little 4 day vacation I’ma just do a seneca and salt laxative.. i’ll probably drop 30 pounds after that ish.
@ ST8 I JUST POSTED THAT
I AM STIIIILLLL LAUGHING!!
FEELS LIKE A STAMPEDE DEEP IN YOUR ASS!!!
IM DONE!!!
@Nancy that wasn’t a “good” weight loss. It was…well. Um yeah. *trails off* Imma do the last 6 correctly tho and start back with Jillian Michaels evil ass on DVD.
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
says:
@ ST8 I JUST POSTED THAT
I AM STIIIILLLL LAUGHING!!
IM DONE!!!
FEELS LIKE A STAMPEDE DEEP IN YOUR ASS!!!
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I’ve lost 14 pounds in past month.
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What insensitive whore wrote this mess?
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Ballerina tea sounds like the stuff they give you before a colonoscopy (go lytly – which makes you go anythingbut lightly) – you be sh*tting clear water….. take a dunk look in the bowl all you see is bowl water – WTF…… that’s a clean azz colon…..
awww, I know it wasn’t Dub
but that’s still 14 lbs gone out dis bish!
Ex woke up the next morning (early as hell too. Like 530) like damn bae. I ain’t mean to fall out like that. I’m sorry
You want breakfast? Get dressed, we can go. Wake the girls up too 
Beat the crowd.
Nigga. Nigga! You poisoned my ass with some salt water and went to SLEEP last night sir! Then gonna wake up and offer some breakfast? Carry yo ass back to sleep or go HOME
WUT, User, and Menace tryna get me in trouble! :crying1: please stop posting!
Salt Water Flush
32 oz of warm water
1 TBS coarse sea salt or Epsom salt
1-2 tbs FRESHLY squeezed lemon juice (I added the lemon juice part..it helps temper the taste..at least to me)
Combine all ingredients in a container with a secure lid. Shake VERY well, until the salt has dissolved. Drink in ONE setting. Follow up with 8 oz water.
Be sure to be near a bathroom. Cuz once that stuff starts working..huntayyyyy..look out.
There are variations of this flush everywhere online. But that is the basic format.
Me @Take!
I weighed myself at my mama house yesterday. After she cooked a fest for all of us and I finally busted a meal DOWN. Ain’t going back there no more tho. She gonna have me +14. 
natural laxative or mild poison, I’m not entirely sure (except that I am sure, and it’s definitely a mild poison) that makes you poop like nobody’s business.
Basically, a couple of hours after drinking Ballerina Tea, you’ll experience some intense stomach cramps, upon which moment you’ll feel something like a stampede starting deep in your ass and bolting for the opening. You’ll then proceed to rush to the toilet like it’s the last bastion of humanity on earth in the midst of apocalypse, and poop out absolutely everything inside you. And I mean everything.
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:crying1:
Dub you smoking that stuff?
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Just stuff for glaucoma I ain’t got yet sis
mild poison
:cackle: :CRINE. :crying1:
Mzwhang that sounds like some ish my mommy used to give us back in the days. But it was Seneca Pods with Epson Salt made into a tea. I used to cry every single damn time. Got that when I got older and graduated for castor oil…. The stomach pangssss
Dub that nucca heard you shytin all night. Figured you had worked up an appetite
my mama was the queen of castor oil!
her: you been? :wait:
gosssip: YES! 
line up!
:deathface: :sputter: 
us:
her:
us:
I’m sorry. That salt water flush did me worse than the 3 ballerina tea. I was moaning so loud I was like let me turn this TV up. I don’t want the kids to think we in here smashing. Cause we are NOT.
He slept through all of it!
I was moaning so loud I was like let me turn this TV up.
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:crying1: Lord. today.
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
says:
@ WHANG
You didn’t doe the dead fall at the champagne social didyah! 
If you weren’t drunk gggiiirrrl you should have been before I left!
wwubs your itty whang butt…
AWWW…I kid commere
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Gurllllllll…it was a really nice restaurant too..nice INTIMATE setting. So errybody saw (or at least heard) me fall.
I’m NOT obeast ..nor was I drunk.
Dub that nucca heard you shytin all night. Figured you had worked up an appetite
He was working 12 hour shifts back then. That cat had a Jersey Mike Sub and some beers and was like nite nite. Then gonna say: YEW SED you needed to lose 10 lbs before we go to your cousin wedding in two weeks. I was tryna help! 
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He knew what that mess was gonna do to me.
Lmfaoooooo @Dub
Kandi knows the recent secrets. Phaedra married him to allegedly keep him from testifying against her. Most men from RHOA are busters, if not all. Yeah, all are busters.
Lmfaooooo that Shyt had u moaning cause you was about to give birth. Lord help me lol
All this Ballerina tea talk- I for some reason want to try it
As I was looking up the reviews I saw one for sugarless funniest Bears. Folks had me dying reading that one
Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser says:
Mzwhang that sounds like some ish my mommy used to give us back in the days. But it was Seneca Pods with Epson Salt made into a tea. I used to cry every single damn time. Got that when I got older and graduated for castor oil…. The stomach pangssss
to finish that 32 oz. And yes..you might cramp (because of the peristalsis…but it will clean your colon contents out.
<~~really says "It's the TRUTH"
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It takes a
My SIL, introduced me to this Korean colon cleanser. When I say that stuff is the TRUTH
Petty you gone on ahead. You gone be messy for real!
i’ve used epsom salt before
(i just didn’t KNOW i was ‘doin a flush’ )
and we did not agree 
you cant go in there! 
he was like ‘why’ 
the rest of the night! 
you gone need to go downstars! loveyouthankssexcuseme! MOVE! 
i had a hamburger coupla weeks ago
Mister came home and i was guarding the bathroom like :stop: where you goin?!
cause i’m using this
Lmfaooooo yawl are killing me.y mother used to be waiting. First thing in the morning. With a hot cup of Let’s Shyt and a damn peppermint ball.
Nancy Drew Wears Prada
…that’s all. 
says:
my mama was the queen of castor oil!
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My great grammy tricked me into taking some. I’d always see her take it..and I was like, “Grammy what is that?” She was like its good for you…here take some.
Chileeee…my lil ignunt ass was on the ground spinning around..like one of the 3 stooges.
My great grammy was evil…EVIL I tell ya!!
I read that mess a few posts down @Whang. Said GOD knocked you from the chair. :crying1:
Nancy Drew Wears Prada
…that’s all. 
says:
loveyouthankssexcuseme! MOVE!
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me.y mother used to be waiting. First thing in the morning. With a hot cup of Let’s Shyt…
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@Nancy
WhoDat says:
I read that mess a few posts down @Whang. Said GOD knocked you from the chair. :crying1:
*Lil Richard voice* Sheddup!!
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I have to put on a bathing suit in a few weeks. I need to “let go” as much as I can before then
afternoon all!
antyhoo, as some may have already said (I didn’t read before posting), I thought the divorce was already in the works. I’ve always liked Phaedra…she hasn’t thrown anymore or worse shade than the others on the show. despite how they met, I believe she had high hopes Apollo would take this second chance and make the best of it. she provided financial and emotional support, but that nigga is a narcissist through and through so all he saw was somebody to use as a come up.
kandi is the worst kind of friend…only concerned with your level of loyalty, support, etc. towards her but ain’t shyt when you’re going through something…ol musty bytch! as far as the others on the show, they’re all a bunch of angry, bitter, jealous birds except Porsha. she needs to get off that show before she starts being just like ol pointy booty Kenya (whom I DETEST!!!), ol hoof foot clawdia and ol lapdog, high stankin booty Cynthia!
I gots plans this week though
whitty hutton says:
and 
she provided financial and emotional support, but that nigga is a narcissist through and through so all he saw was somebody to use as a come up.
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Hey Whitty
That nukka Apollo is a case book sociopath…and when nukkas like that are sooo stuck on themselves..they cease to be cute IMB
ol musty bytch!
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hey whitty :crying1:
ohhh…pooh talk! and not of the Winnie kind…
I gots plans this week though
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you need to have zero plans if you do either one of the ones up top. Zero.
MissArtist says:
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Gotta cleanse that colon tho
Diet/exercise is GREAT…but coupled with cleaning out compacted fecal matter..the results become awesome.
I also visit the sauna too..helps to sweat out toxins.
With a hot cup of Let’s Shyt and a damn peppermint ball.
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heh nan and whang!!
so now we have PRE-musty and POST-musty?!?
Gotta cleanse that colon tho
IMHO
Diet/exercise is GREAT…but coupled with cleaning out compacted fecal matter..the results become awesome.
I also visit the sauna too..helps to sweat out toxins.
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Especially if you tend to eat a lot of read meat. I have friend who’s OBSESSED with going number 2. Even down to getting colonics, mag ox pills, and drinking teas.
Yeah and…I STILL don’t see what Cynthia sees in Uncle Ben.
That nukka AINT cute
AINT got no money of his own
AINT supportive (at least by what I’ve seen)
AINT got no swag
Always saying some ole soulful…ex-pimp type chit
But..
is blind…I guess.
@mzwhang
agreed on the importance of colon cleansing. this is one of the first things I learned about when I was really sick. I used to think colon cleansing was the nastiest thing in the world, but that coupled with a healthy digestive tract (probiotics, pH more alkaline vs acidic, etc.) is essential to a strong immune system and disease prevention.
You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM says:
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Especially if you tend to eat a lot of read meat. I have friend who’s OBSESSED with going number 2. Even down to getting colonics, mag ox pills, and drinking teas.
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That sounds like me..and I aint EEEEM shame.
I have some great oxygen based colon cleansing pills.
But I try a variety of things. Every since I found out how long red (dead flesh) meat stays in the digestive system. Like Tuesday’s steak will sit there until like Thursday..rotting.
Again, I can only speak for MOI..and what I’ve learned/experience.
The more I learn..the more foods I shy away from.
whitty hutton says:
@mzwhang
agreed on the importance of colon cleansing. this is one of the first things I learned about when I was really sick. I used to think colon cleansing was the nastiest thing in the world, but that coupled with a healthy digestive tract (probiotics, pH more alkaline vs acidic, etc.) is essential to a strong immune system and disease prevention.
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I take my probiotics and my digestive enzymes.
Folks are quick to say “Well my grandmother ate meat, she didn’t clean her colon, or take no ‘zymes..and she lived to be 139.”
Well good..but your grammy most likely grew up eating FRESHLY slaughtered meat..and eggs STRAIGHT from the chicken. Prolly ate veggies out of her own back yard. Soooo..unless you’re eating like that too..ummm..well..you know.
I was just reading on another site and they called Peter Lupeter
A clean colon is good for your blood and skin. But sheesh the things you gotta do tho.
Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd) says:
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I was like they gettin “colonies”?? Look @ this braggin heffa!
j/k..I knew what you meant. I hate when my phone types what the hell IT wants me to say.
@Kdub..why my post got to be “mess” tho? I just thunk about that
Well good..but your grammy most likely grew up eating FRESHLY slaughtered meat..and eggs STRAIGHT from the chicken. Prolly ate veggies out of her own back yard. Soooo..unless you’re eating like that too..ummm..well..you know.
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I’m not a big red meat eater BUT I find that good butcher shops are becoming rare. I would love to have more options when I want fresh meats.
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I was like they gettin “colonies”?? Look @ this braggin heffa! :rofl
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First her azz was talking about going to go play with tigers and ligers over in Africa and now she ordering colonies out the Sears cataloge
Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser says:
A clean colon is good for your blood and skin. But sheesh the things you gotta do tho.
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IKR!
But the physical/mental results make it all worthwhile..least to me.
When I truly cleanse (enemas/saunas/diet/breathing exercise) I tell ya I feel like levitating
I don’t know what’s wrong with these bad ass kids today. Girl tried to kill her mother with bleach because the mother took away her phone
First her azz was talking about going to go play with tigers and ligers over in Africa and now she ordering colonies out the Sears cataloge
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Lmfaoooo
You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM says:
First her azz was talking about going to go play with tigers and ligers over in Africa and now she ordering colonies out the Sears cataloge
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Okay I just yelped. LOUDLY.
So thanks to you YIP…these folks now KNOW I’m not in here processing time-sheets. Cuz ain’t nuthin THAT funny about tabulating hours
It’s both of our first times but my attitude is that it can’t be any worse than gyn visits or giving birth. I can handle it mentally. He is like “I’m not joking, I’m not spreading my butt cheeks apart for anything.” :crying1:
Sears catalogue, JC Penney, Fingerhut, they have everything
Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd) says:
It’s both of our first times but my attitude is that it can’t be any worse than gyn visits or giving birth. I can handle it mentally. He is like “I’m not joking, I’m not spreading my butt cheeks apart for anything.” :crying1:
@ ur hubby.
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Yeah..the 1st time is def a “unique” experience. I tried to talk myself out of it up until the moment I was on the table. But then the colon lady showed me a diagram of the intestine..and how each part of it controls different facets of your body…like mood, skin, memory, etc. And I went thru with it. Glad I did too.
Lawd I forget not erry Rose is on Cali time. It’s not eeem 3:00 pm here yet. And most Roses have gone home for the day :crying1:
It’s not bad. A little cramping but not bad. Have ya’ll tried the colonix brand items. Those are good to if you just want some quick and cleansing. I like to keep the tea bags on hand.
You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM says:
I’m not a big red meat eater BUT I find that good butcher shops are becoming rare. I would love to have more options when I want fresh meats.
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I agree.
There are several places here that sell FRESH chickens. I mean fresh as in..you go outside in the back..and pick a LIVE clucking chicken..and go back inside and wait while they slay it and cut it up, etc.
I also look for the word “FRESH” when I go to a fish monger. If it doesn’t say “Fresh” talipia $2.99 lb…me no buy. Ion care how cheap it ill
I keep Smooth Move tea in the house but will look in to Colonix products. He tried to get out of it by saying it probably costs too much $ and I said
A man who buys golf carts for 13 year old ingrates can not make that argument 
and you are wrong anyway, it’s not expensive.
Some one asked if I was doing the race in my city. I don’t know if I can put up them 10 miles
Been thinking about a colon cleanse. I have a serious bloating issue.
went and got some organic chit straight from China from the international market 
its helped a lot with my work snacking. I’ve been eating edemame as my snick snack.
BTW whoever suggested green tea to curb appetite
@Blanche..get on way from round chea with that gravi yo :crying1:
Blanche’s gravi is the human version of your whang’s dog!
whitty hutton says:
Blanche’s gravi is the human version of your whang’s dog!
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Nawwww it aintttttttt :crying1:
This entire situation is so unfortunate, especially with kids involved. Phaedra seems to genuinely love Apollo. I agree with her decision to divorce him. These are bad decisions that he made, and now she has to clean them up by letting him go. I pray for them.
I hope she does, because on the last reunion show, Andy asked Phaedra has Apollo ever hit her?, and she said she rather not answer that. Which leads me to believe that he has physically abused her throughout their joke of a marriage. The producers doesn’t have a say of when she files for divorce. This is one criminal that probably can’t be rehabilitated. Be a strong woman Phaedra for you and your babies, and divorce him. DON’T take him back.
I hope she does, because on the last reunion show, Andy asked Phaedra has Apollo ever hit her?, and she said she rather not answer that. Which leads me to believe that he has physically abused her throughout their joke of a marriage. The producers doesn’t have a say of when she files for divorce. This is one criminal that probably can’t be rehabilitated. Be a strong woman Phaedra for you and your babies, and divorce him. DON’T take him back.
Sandrarose uses Disqus now? Cool!
Sandrarose uses Disqus now? Cool!
She deserves a better life and I’m excited for her future.
She deserves a better life and I’m excited for her future.
She has to stay married to Apollo until he’s out. He took the fall for everything. There’s a woman singing like a canary in a lawsuit that could have her possibly disbarred, she better hang in there. She can be discreet with whomever until he comes out.
Good for her. Hopefully she’ll choose someone who has better (not criminal) judgement next time. Apollo seems like he will always get by ok.
Ifind something was wrong with the marriage all along and deceit some she was weak for him and now have children the story just didnot paint a good picture of smartness as claimed too.
This comment was referencing Claudia Jordan being fired from the RS show oops
Claudia Jordan you need to realize that southern men are very insecure especially if they feel threatened. I say southern men because they have been beaten down more than anyone. A Yankee would never settle for that servitude attitude ever. Obviously Smiley’s reason for bringing you on the show backfired. You are a strong faithful woman no matter how people try to paint you and that can be very intimidating to an insecure man that had to claw and bite for everything. Smiley = Jim Crow = Alabama
Peace
Phaedra keep doing Phaedra…
I expect a new reality show from you soon. Peace and love
Should have never married him. Just banged him like a drum!
They looked great together but I understand how she feels, the day after I was married, my new husband’s parole officer knocked on my door ! I was shocked! Being married to a felon is not fun, she did the right thing divorcing him, I sure did. Both of us were better off without them! Phaedra is too intelligent to settle, she’s a beautiful woman who deserves better.
Who let this idiot on here?
thanks for making my point…
Being educated doesn’t make you intelligent. If Phaedra were intelligent she would’ve set her sights much higher than a convict. Intelligent ppl don’t get their husbands from the penetentiary, hoodrats do.
I agree Erica but we all know Phaedra is an attorney herself and is not going to divorce this man anytime soon. I know she still getting hers! She’s a Southern Belle LOLOL no shade
It is sad… but I believe at some point she really, really, really, loved him….despite his past. That is a beautiful thing!!!