I know it's been a while since I posted some Morning Wood, and I hear your cries for more.

Macy's held its annual Passport fashion event in San Francisco on Thursday (9/17), and a cornucopia of Wood walked the runway, including down low True Blood actor Mehcad Brooks. It doesn't matter if he bats for the other team, he's still fine to look at, right ladies? Isn't the blood dripping from his lips a nice touch?

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Even style icons make mistakes. We've all seen Rihanna when she's on top of her game. But obviously, Rihanna took the weekend off. We don't know why she threw a faux fur vest over a striped top with black leggings and gold accessories that would make Mr. T proud. But we hope she gets over her 60s style obsession and returns to her senses.

Speaking of a hot sizzling mess, what was going on with Beyonce down under in Australia over the weekend? Judging by the smudged lipstick, either Bey was in a great hurry to join her hubby Jay Z in London or she let Solange's son Jules apply her lip gloss.

I guess Jay Z's mother never told him that if he makes ugly faces too frequently, his mug will freeze in that position? Maybe that explains why Jigga always looks like he's taking a dump. That and the fact that he's pushing 41 now and is dependent on his prescription Viagra to keep him "up" so to speak. Jay Z performed live with rock band Coldplay in London, England over the weekend, and nobody cared.

Big baby LeBron James is everywhere these days. Yesterday, LeBron played catch with members of the Dallas Cowboys before they lost to the lowly NY Giants. Maybe he brought them bad luck?

RHOA cast member Sheree Whitfield wrapped up her fashion line debut in NYC and flew back to Atlanta Saturday, just in time to attend a Hennessy event at the Velvet Room. I guess she knows exactly where to go to be seen, huh? Speaking of fake azzes, I hear that Sheree joined the long list of women who opted for butt injections instead of the fashionable butt pads made popular by Beyonce. A loyal reader tells me she bumped up against Sheree and mistook her butt for a concrete slab. "It was THAT hard," wrote my reader in an email.

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Police in Naples, Florida found six people dead in a home, including 5 young children, after responding to a missing person's report on Saturday (9/19).

Mesac Damas, 33, the husband of the deceased woman and the father of the 5 children, is being sought for questioning. According to online reports, Damas boarded a flight early Friday morning bound for Haiti.

The suspect's father Jean Damas Sr., called police to say Damas telephoned his brother in Haiti where he has other family members. Capt. Chris Roberts of the Naples police dept. said local authorities are working with Haitian officials to extradite Damas from Haiti, but any extradition would take time.

A family member told the media the children's throats were slit. The bodies of Guerline Damas, her 3 boys and 2 girls were found around 6:30 p.m. Saturday in an apartment in a gated community in the 800 block of Hampton Circle in North Naples.

School officials left an automated message on the couple's voicemail after it was discovered that the three boys were absent from school on Friday.

A family member filed a missing person's report Friday after Guerline Damas failed to show up to work at Publix.

On Friday morning, store employees reached her husband on his cell phone. Mesac told them his wife was sick and on the way to the hospital.

Police believe Damas was at Miami International airport when he took that call. By 10 a.m. that morning, Damas was on a flight to Haiti.

Last week, Damas updated his Facebook account with the words, "Good people do not go to heaven, only sinners do! Thank you God I am going to heaven."

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Convicted felon and woman beater chris Brown shed his shirt on day 2 of his court ordered community service in Richmond, Virginia today -- to the delight of a female police officer.

He then walked around shirtless while tweeting updates from the work site where he toiled for 8 hours clearing brush and weeds.

My question is, what kind of community service is this? Yesterday, it was reported that Brown took numerous breaks from work and he was seen laughing and clowning with his bodyguard while waving at his adoring fans.

This is hardly punishment for battering and bloodying his ex-girlfriend Rihanna's face.

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From ContacMusic:

R&B singer Monica is hitting the gym and rethinking her diet after learning she suffers from high blood pressure.
The Boy Is Mine hitmaker admits she was stunned when her doctor had to prescribe her with medication to help combat the health concern and she is determined to change her lifestyle to bring her blood pressure down.

She tells Sister 2 Sister magazine, "It's me now wanting to exercise and just learn to eat better; it's not for vanity purposes. I'm changing my eating patterns. I was addicted to Lawry's Seasoning Salt on my soul food - addicted to Old Boy seasoning. That stuff was killing me slowly. I ain't even been around long enough yet!"

Monica confesses it will be a struggle to maintain a regular workout schedule but she has no choice if she wants to avoid following in her family history.

She adds, "I can't stay in the gym. I'm going to have to though, because I just found out that I have high blood pressure. I'm 28 years old!

"And it's hereditary; it's on both sides (of my family). My mum has it, my grandmother had it, my father has it and diabetes, and his mother had both."

From TMZ.com:

Up to now we didn't know how much Katherine Jackson was getting by way of allowance while Michael Jackson's estate gets probated. In legal docs just unveiled today, we now know the special administrators asked to pay her $26,804 per month.

As for the kids, the family allowance for them is $60,000 per month.

The docs also say "...the Estate assets consist of real and personal property exceeding $500 million and that the Estate is solvent [liquid and able to pay its bills]."

Katherine and Michael's 3 kids will continue to get an allowance -- which is subject to change -- until the estate is probated. That could take between 1 and 2 years from now.

I guess Kanye West's beard, Amber Rose, is feeling some kind of way about my readers saying she's white.

She had her publicist/manager/pimp Janero Marchand email me yesterday to say (I'm paraphrasing here): "Amber Rose isn't all the way white. Her mama's got some black in her. So please accept Amber into the tribe."

Personally, I believe the only thing black about Amber is the sun tan lotion she bathes in. This tramp is not half black or even a quarter black. And just because one is born in a certain geographical location that is predominately black, doesn't make them automatically black. If that's the case then all the whites born in South Africa are mixed.

Janero writes:

Hey Sandra,

Just wanted to say that I read your blog daily and I must correct you on one of your Amber Rose posts where you corroborated with your readers claim that, "there’s no part of Amber that’s black". Well actually that statement is inaccurate, I had the pleasure of meeting Amber's beautiful BROWNSKIN mom who is from a country called Cape Verde which is an island off the coast of West Africa. The descendants from that country are usually of Portuguese and African descent and usually appear fair skin or white.

So actually Amber is half black and her father is Italian and Irish. So in correlation to your readers assumption, yes there is a part of Amber that is Black. Just thought I'd correct that statement for you and your readers.

I emailed Janero back and asked him for a pic of Amber's mom to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Amber is mixed. Of course he couldn't produce one. But he did offer that he was "sure in due time her mom will be accompanying her on red carpets."

LOL! I'm still laughing!

Photo: Wireimage/Getty

That's the question being asked by the liberal left-wing media and blogs. But, personally, I think that so far Barack Obama is doing a great job of sabotaging his own presidency.

He campaigned on a platform of Hope & Change by promising to reform the way government has been run. He promised transparency in government and he promised to televise health care reform negotiations on C-Span.

All lies.

After Obama was elected president, he changed his motto from "Yes we can" to "Change won't be easy," and the oft-repeated excuse of "I inherited this (problem, economy, deficit, crisis) from George Bush."

But now there are those, like former president Jimmy Carter, who say that the thousands of protestors who turned out last weekend to protest high taxes on Capitol Hill are all racists. Yes, Mr. Carter, racism still exists in America. But those same independents who you now accuse of being racists actually voted for Obama and helped put him in the White House. If it weren't for those people you call racists, Obama would not be president today.

Then are those who say Obama's presidency is being sabotaged because the audio and video of Obama calling another black man a "jackass" were leaked to the Internet.

The reality is that over 50% of the people who voted for Obama turned against him NOT because of the color of his skin, but because of his socialist policies, his reckless overspending, his pathological narcissism, his lying and his broken promises.

They say a sucker is born every minute, and there are plenty of con artists ready and willing to take advantage of them.

Take LaToya Jackson, for instance. She's facing foreclosure on her Las Vegas condo and her finances are in dire straits. Yet she's forking over thousands of dollars a week to a psychic who claims to be able to communicate with pop icon Michael Jackson from beyond the grave.

According to The Globe, LaToya spoke with many psychics before settling on one nut because she knew personal secrets about Michael that only the family knew.

From Pop Crunch blog:

“This woman psychic who lives in L.A. told La Toya some very personal details about Michael that only close family members would know,” the tattle continued. “La Toya knew right then that she was indeed in contact with Michael.”

"Not only does she go to the psychic’s house, but sometimes in the middle of the night when she wakes up thinking of her brother, she knows she can pick up the phone, no matter what time it is and be linked to him via seer.”

“He also communicates he’s constantly watching over his kids, Prince, Paris, Blanket, and sees they’re incredibly loved by their grandmother, Katherine, and the rest of the family,” the Globe source added. “Having this psychic connection to Michael is tremendously reassuring for her.”

Maybe LaToya should ask the psychic exactly what took place in Michael's bedroom the morning he died. That bit of info would help the DA's office tremendously in their investigation into his murder.


Rapper Jay Z wearing Dirty Couture ripped jeans and a hoodie in Glasgow, UK today. Once again, brothas, please don't try this style at home. You will only end up looking like a fool. Celebrities can get away with looking like a mess. But you can't.

Anyway, Jigga became the first solo artist to have 11 number 1 albums atop the charts in music history. His achievement surpassed Elvis Presley who had 10 number 1 albums on Billboard's Top 200 list. Only the Beatles has more number one albums than Jay Z with 19. There, I said it. Happy now?

Rap mogul Ludacris was spotted in West Hollywood having lunch. I usually like Luda's gear, but are those orthopedic sneakers he's wearing?

Rihanna wore a sheer top showing off her nipple jewelry after landing in NYC from L.A. yesterday.

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