chris brown’s new non-threatening image impresses judge

Ever since singer chris brown went upside his -ex-girlfriend Rihanna's head, he's been struggling to regain his status as a pop star.

The only thing holding him back from regaining the kiddie pop crown from Justin Bieber? White women.

Shortly after brown pled guilty to domestic abuse charges, he began appearing in public dressed like Pee Wee Herman. For his guest appearance on the Larry King Show on CNN, he sported a powder blue sweater with a blue bow tie.

In addition to playing the victim, brown repeatedly looked sorrowful as he claimed amnesia robbed him of his memory of the vicious beat down.

Most recently chris appeared on BET's 106 & Park in his most ridiculous outfit yet: a ladies plaid tunic over a pair of ladies denim capris.

Please don't believe for one second that this wasn't planned from the outset to make chris brown appear less threatening to white women. The idea behind his transformation is, see, ladies, I'm one of you!

Apparently, his scheme is working. Yesterday a California judge bent over backwards to praise brown on his most recent report card.

Judge Patricia Schnegg fawned all over brown in the courtroom and even told him he was doing "a good job," according to The Associated Press.

  • KrayZKat

    :yawn:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Sandra you gone burn for this!

  • FloridaChick813

    I love CBreezy - But :rofl: Sandra, you are messssyyyy!!!!!

  • ButtaFlyyTulsa *BANNED*

    This user has been banned for the following reason: aggravated abuse of smileys.

    Why, Why, WHY ALL THE HATE?!?!?!?!?! Can't the boy live for at least today for the opening of his new movie?!
    :hater: :hater: :hater: :hater: :hater: :hater: :hater:

  • dcwife1622

    That's good for him. I hope he can get his career back on track. :cheer1:

  • Thetruth32

    sandra you are sooooooooooo wrong for this...

  • pinky2083

    Sandra you need to leave Chris alone.

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    Blah Blah Blah :nana: And its still TEAM CHRIS BREEZY ALL DAY ERR DAY

    What up FLO Chica...Brown, Krazy and the rest of the SR Cutties :cheer1:

  • http://twitter.com/sherita78 mizzdallas

    Sandra, you going to hell and jail with gasoline on your draws!!!

    #teamBreezy :cheer:

  • Thetruth32

    Cute baby pic @ pinky

  • http://twitter.com/Queensj QueenSJ

    "brown repeatedly looked sorrowful as he claimed amnesia robbed him of his memory of the vicious beat down." :rofl: Sandra you are too much! But its good thing that he's actually taking responsibility for his actions and not trying to throw a pity party. As for his fashion, he needs to slap himself... LoL

  • Ms. Thickness

    SANDRA YOU ARE SO BITTER AND ITS A SHAME...

  • ericaharry

    Good for you CHRIS BREEZY!!!

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    OH Brownnnnn where are you with the rules handbook :rofl:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I thought he was Freddie Prinze Sr or somebody from the 70s when i first glanced at that pic!

  • pinky2083

    Thanks @ Thetruth.

  • Tyzgurl

    I have no doubts that Chris B will be able to overcome this scandal. He is still young, oozing with talent.

    Why can't he be forgiven and move forward with is life?

    We overlook all others through their scandals/mistakes and call it a "comeback".........

    *Drew Barrymore*---druggie and alkie-------part of the Alist movie crowd.
    *Charlie Sheen*-----druggie and alkie---still doing dumb chit to this day. But, he making 2million per episode on his show.

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    Mz Thicky Thick girl1!!! :dance: Its Friday... Hand on your knees Hands on your knees... How Low can you go.... :danban:

  • Thetruth32

    pinky2083 says:

    Thanks @ Thetruth
    -------
    Your welcome

  • mirsmommy

    pinky2083 says:

    Sandra you need to leave Chris alone.
    ____________________________________________

    :blink: Did you have your baby, and is that her in your gravi???? :shrugs: She's beautiful!!!!!!!!

  • Ebony

    That's gay

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    WHAT IN THEEEEE HAIL!!!!! TULSA!!!!! MUTHAFCKIN :rules:

    SUPER ILLUMINATIN MAGLITE ALL UP IN YO DAM RETNAS!

    2 SMILEYS PER POST!

  • http://www.twitter.com/ButtaFlyyTulsa ButtaFlyyTulsa

    >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

    I'm getting tired of you hating on my boo, Sandra!!! By the way, who won the shoes?!?!?!?!

  • mirsmommy

    :rofl: @ Sandra!!!!!

  • His_Mommy623

    oooooooooooooooh this chit here!! and the bow tie pic? :dead: as FCK!

    holaaaaa beeyotchesssssss :waves:

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    WHAT IN THEEEEE HAIL!!!!! TULSA!!!!! MUTHAFCKIN

    SUPER ILLUMINATIN MAGLITE ALL UP IN YO DAM RETNAS!

    2 SMILEYS PER POST!
    ____________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • Ms. Thickness

    LETS GET IT CHA-CHA :danban: :danban1: *DROPPIN IT LOW NOW*

    HEY BROWN, HEY FLO

  • Ms. Thickness

    HEY HISSY POO, HOW ARE YOU

  • EssenceofU

    T.I. tell Sandra to leave Chris alone!!!!! She's being a bully :-(

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    BUTTAFLYY
    I'm the resident hall monitor here on SR and I will flash the fck outta you and burn yo retnas if I catch you usin more than 2 smileys in one comment per Sandra Rose rules mkay hun! Thanks

  • Trendsetter

    here we go again with the damn cb posts...let it go sandra

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @ Browns crazy ass!

  • His_Mommy623

    Hey Thickums gurrrrrrlllll *ghetto grl voice*

  • Al-Ameera

    Bwahahahahahaha :rofl: Good lord SR, you need a spit my juice out emoticon! I am over here hysterical!

    But he can Dougie his azz off tho!

  • Thetruth32

    Hey His and Cha cha and everyone else

  • lakercrazy

    good morning ladies sandra is a dam mess fo real i think she got a crush on the cb as much publicity as she gives him

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    Hola HisMommy... What it doooo booski!! :waves: Im in such a good mood today I hope everyone else is too :party:

  • Ms. Thickness

    @PINKY CAN I HOLD YOUR LIL BITTY BABY :hug: AWWW MAKE ME WANT A BABY

  • KK76

    Awww look at Chris in his lady pants.

  • Divinebrown

    I WATCHED CHRIS BROWN'S PERFORMANCE AT THE BET AWARDS WITH CIARA.

    WHEN HE GETS DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND ROLLS HIS BODY........*whew boooyyy, is it hot in here?* or is that just me?

  • His_Mommy623

    CHA CHA CHA :danban1: how goes it mama?

    *picks up megaphone* LAKKEERRRR...TRUTHHH..FLOOO (da babymammy)

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    BUTTAFLYY
    I’m the resident hall monitor here on SR and I will flash the fck outta you and burn yo retnas if I catch you usin more than 2 smileys in one comment per Sandra Rose rules mkay hun! Thanks

    I saw you creep on me one day too and I had to get hip...love ya for it though... YOUR AWESOME :cheers:

    Heyyyy Truth... :waves:

  • lakercrazy

    Ms. Thickness says:

    @PINKY CAN I HOLD YOUR LIL BITTY BABY AWWW MAKE ME WANT A BABY
    ______________________________________________________
    yeah until they start crying and chiting every were handem back to mama lol

  • BLACKBARBIE404

    SANDRA DID YOU TAKE THAT MUSHROOM HARISTYLE FROM FANTASIA? LOOKS JUST LIKE IT WITHOUT TBOZ'S LONG SIDE BURNS!

  • pinky2083

    @mirsmommy, yes I had her in July that's why I haven't been on here in a while. She's mama's angel! Thanks for the compliments. :)

    @Ms. Thickness, girl think twice, lol. I haven't slept since July 3rd. hahaa!

  • BLACKBARBIE404

    *HAIRSTYLE

  • LuvMySailor

    Um Sandra

    I doubt it's his clothing that swayed the judge but the fact that he has stayed out of legal trouble and completed his community service in accordance to his sentence :rolleyes:

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    @ DIVINE...NOPE ITS ME TOO... LETS COOL OFF, HOT AND SWEATY WITH CUTE MAKE UP IS A NO NO!! :no:

  • Kcalvin2002

    And this is news why?????? The day the movie comes out you have to do something like this to make Chris look stupid... I guess if every woman beater had the pics released to the press than you could let up off of CB some huh????

  • crzasallgetout

    BUTTA!!!
    Lord give me those shoes girl!!!

  • His_Mommy623

    lol@divine, i likey the default! u looking all smart n chit guhl!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Thickums
    I was at my sister's ast night right tryin to show my niece that I still had it right, well I told her I was gonna Dougie all over her ass and baby i took it low and it didnt quite work well brangin it back up! I don't like to be challenged by the yungun's so I had to add my own shyt to show this chile she still can't touch me so while it looked good somethin popped in the middle of my back..............

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    Sandra got her check for creating sympathy for Chris Brown. Make that money Sandra, make that fuggin money.

  • LuvMySailor

    PS

    What do white females have to do with this? His demographic was black females. Talk about far fetched opinions

  • pinksghetti

    This post was funny, especially the part about appearing to be non-threatening to women by dressing like one, LOL!

  • Cinderella

    Congratulations to Pinky. The baby is too cute.

  • crzasallgetout

    Cute baby Pinky
    Makes me want one......ALMOST

  • His_Mommy623

    @pinky

    that adorable nugget is all kinds of kayuteeee!
    wanna trade? mines is 11 AND I WANT HIM OUTTTT!!

    *cues Changing Faces* G.H.E.T.T.O.U.T

  • Divinebrown

    @Cha Cha....I hear that!! I got my mineralize skin finish on today and I don't want it on my shirt. lmao!!!!! "Yourrrrrr stopppid"

    @His....THANK YOU GIRL!! That's my cover...we all know I'm well known for foolishness. lmao!!!

  • BLACKBARBIE404

    DIVINE - HEY BOO!

  • Daisy

    @Pinky congrats

    #teamBreezy :cheer: (yall knew it was coming)

    Hey fam/TGIF :wave:

  • Cinderella

    On topic: If T.I., Gucci Mane and coutless others can go on w/ their lives, so can Chris. He shouldn't have to apologize for the rest of his life for his mistakes.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    On another note: Rude Boys will be here next week and I will be and old school groupie "Written All Over Your Face"

  • Divinebrown

    @BARBIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....my new orleans trip travel companion and wonderful, amazing, dear friend!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

    How dem guls during in school??

  • Cinderella

    *countless*

  • Lady_L

    You know what's funny the white blogs are not throwing any shade at all towards Charlie Sheen, he has a hit TV show, a raise in salary, suspended DV assult, he basically walked in rehab and right out, and then after his court apperence he said he was going to disneyland. But you don't see the white blogs or even people talking about it for that reason they have moved on..But yet folks keeps tearing this boy down, especially the blogs blogs SMH. Like seriously when is this going to be over already? These were two little young KIDS who made mistakes, instead of belittling him, you should be trying to give him words of wisdom and encouragement and pray for him. Pray for them both.

  • Ms. Thickness

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Thickums
    I was at my sister’s ast night right tryin to show my niece that I still had it right, well I told her I was gonna Dougie all over her ass and baby i took it low and it didnt quite work well brangin it back up! I don’t like to be challenged by the yungun’s so I had to add my own shyt to show this chile she still can’t touch me so while it looked good somethin popped in the middle of my back…………..
    ___________________________________________________

    :rofl: I SWEAR I BEEN THERE TO...THE NEXT DAY MY DAUGHTERS HAD TO HELP ME GET DRESSED(NO B.S.)... ALL I COULD SAY IS DEM DAMN HEFFAS MADE ME HURT MYSELF.

  • Ms. Thickness

    lakercrazy says:

    Ms. Thickness says:

    @PINKY CAN I HOLD YOUR LIL BITTY BABY AWWW MAKE ME WANT A BABY
    ______________________________________________________
    yeah until they start crying and chiting every were handem back to mama lol
    __________________________________

    I ONLY WANT ONE IN MY HEAD HONEY..LOL..TRUST ME MY DAUGHTERS ARE HELLA INDEPENDANT AND CAN MAKE A GOOD HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH FOR MOMMA.

  • Thetruth32

    Lady_L says:

    You know what’s funny the white blogs are not throwing any shade at all towards Charlie Sheen, he has a hit TV show, a raise in salary, suspended DV assult, he basically walked in rehab and right out, and then after his court apperence he said he was going to disneyland. But you don’t see the white blogs or even people talking about it for that reason they have moved on..But yet folks keeps tearing this boy down, especially the blogs blogs SMH. Like seriously when is this going to be over already? These were two little young KIDS who made mistakes, instead of belittling him, you should be trying to give him words of wisdom and encouragement and pray for him. Pray for them both.
    --------------
    :cosign: but sandra don't know how to do that when it come to CB.

  • cheeks8683

    :rofl: SANDRA!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

    Not the Sears catalog photos too to accompany the story!

    Good Morning Fam!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    Rhianna can't wait for that restraining order to get lifted. Hoe goin be camped out Breezy house like she waitin in line to buy tickets to a Michael Jackson conert in the 80's.

  • http://www.twitter.com/ButtaFlyyTulsa ButtaFlyyTulsa

    @BROWNSUGAPOET:

    Why are you being so hostile? All you had to do was just tell me to only use two. Sheesh!!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Thickums thank God today was the day we wear our favorite football (college) attire cuz i just had to throw on a tshirt and sweats and a ball cap!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Ms Thickums

    my son (u know the one Im tryna sell on Ebay) made me a pb&j the other day. He was awfully STINGY with the jelly! I think he was tryna murk me *le sigh* I just about choked on all that damn Skippy!

  • MissHarlem

    HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
    "Here we go again" -DMX not even gonna go there all I have to say is #teamchrisbreezy :cheer:
    Oh and the horse woke back up from the dead and said bish I'm dead already stop beating me!

    HISSSS!!!!! :heart:

    *BROWN I follow the rules only two*

  • Divinebrown

    Say Go Cinderella Go Cinderella

    Orgamsm blush lipstick and conceala...

    Devil in a tight dress, girl you a killa

    And ain't nobody reala, and ain't nobody realla.

    Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go, Showtime

    Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go, As. We. Proceed.

    Sorry...I was having a Fancy moment. As you were...

  • aqtpie

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: @Sandra's messy self!!!

  • crzasallgetout

    :dead: @ His
    That's why they call them CHOKE sandwiches. LOL

  • Destinee

    Colossians 3:13
    Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you

    Matthew 18:21-22
    Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.

    Forgiveness isn't for the person that has offended you, it is for you. Get over this Sandra, everyone else has including Rhi Rhi. Holding grudges doesnt do anything beside make you stress and ugly inside.

    :heart:

  • pinky2083

    Lol @ His.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    ButtaFlyy
    You sent my blood pressure up with all the damn smileys!!! I assumed you read the top when you click on the smileys link that said 2 per comment but now you know.
    Sandra usually says somethin but apparently she's busy

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @ butta

    Browns not hostile, she's part of top flight hall monitors of da world craig, not the city but the world!

  • STAN4FL

    Lady_L says:

    You know what’s funny the white blogs are not throwing any shade at all towards Charlie Sheen, he has a hit TV show, a raise in salary, suspended DV assult, he basically walked in rehab and right out, and then after his court apperence he said he was going to disneyland. But you don’t see the white blogs or even people talking about it for that reason they have moved on..But yet folks keeps tearing this boy down, especially the blogs blogs SMH. Like seriously when is this going to be over already? These were two little young KIDS who made mistakes, instead of belittling him, you should be trying to give him words of wisdom and encouragement and pray for him. Pray for them both.
    *************************************************************************
    :cosign: He allegedly assualted his ex-wife too.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    GAWT DAMMIT AQTPIE !!!!
    YALL MFCKER'S GONE MAKE ME PULL OUT BOTH FLAHLIGHTS TODAY HUH!!!
    MFCKIN :rules:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    **hands BROWN the paddle**

    "I see we got an unruly one beggin for discipline. You know what needs to be done."
    :coffee:

  • His_Mommy623

    *bats lashes* @ my fiance :hug:

  • crzasallgetout

    :rofl: dang Brown

  • FloridaChick813

    BUTTAFLY TULSA!!!!!!!!!! :Waves:

    Im wandering about them shoes as well!!!!! And I dont use my Twitter much, but I'm now following you :D

    LOL

  • SoBlessed

    This situation of him hitting Rihanna is effecting u more than it is effecting her. U really need to get over your obsession of this young man people make mistakes everyday & if we didn't have a forgiving GOD we would all burn in Hell!

  • crzasallgetout

    Hiya FLo!

  • FloridaChick813

    Happy Friday Folks :cheer:

    Where the party at??!?!?!

  • His_Mommy623

    I think he wanted 2 off me because I dnt support skinny jeans @Crz

    I told him, the only ass print (in jeans) showing in this house is MINES..GTFOH..he been trying for a year 2 get ONE pair..psh

  • MissHarlem

    @ BM the party is where you at!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Man I dont need a paddle, my first name means strong so I'll use my hands!

    I see we gone need some stricter discipline round these parts so I'm gone give yall a list of of what to expext for all these damn infractions yall bad asses keep committin!

  • http://www.twitter.com/ButtaFlyyTulsa ButtaFlyyTulsa

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:
    ButtaFlyy
    You sent my blood pressure up with all the damn smileys!!! I assumed you read the top when you click on the smileys link that said 2 per comment but now you know.
    Sandra usually says somethin but apparently she’s busy
    ==============================================================
    Sorry, I didn't even look at the emoticons page today, I just typed it in. That's why the other one was jacked up. I didn't even see your 1st post telling me to stop before putting up my 2nd post. MY BAD

  • crzasallgetout

    @ His
    :no: to skinny jeans

  • His_Mommy623

    Flo'heezayyyy baybayyyy :danban: :blunt:

  • FloridaChick813

    Owwwwww @Miss

    A bish is supposed to go out tonight with her homegirl, so I'm looking forward for 5:00

  • His_Mommy623

    exactly @ crz

    I will rip his legs off before I support that nonsense

  • aqtpie

    @Brown
    :rofl: Oops my bad I sure as hell don't want Sandra to take away the smileys again!!!

  • Ms. Thickness

    ROFLMAO @HIS AND THEM SKINNY JEANS AND CHOKE SANDWICH..HONEY THAT IS ONE THING I NEVER ASKED THEM FOR ANYMORE...INSTEAD OF THE PEANUT BUTTER I WOULD HAVE A BUNCH OF JELLY AND I HATE REALLY SWEET STUFF...GIRL HAD CLUMPS OF JELLY FALLIN OUT...EWWWW

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @Browns' list of of what to expext for all these damn infractions ....

    Im still laughin about yesterday!!!

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @ butta

    Browns not hostile, she’s part of top flight hall monitors of da world craig, not the city but the world!

    You are tooo funny :rofl: :rofl:

  • Ms. Thickness

    I NEED TO FIND MY DAUGHTER SOME CUT UP JEANS...

  • MissHarlem

    @ FLO yea I am suppose to go out too I have some options but all I want is to do one thing but... :waiting: on a response SIGH

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    FloridaChick813 says:

    @Browns’ list of of what to expext for all these damn infractions ….

    Im still laughin about yesterday!!!

    ______________________________________________

    What happened yesterday

  • His_Mommy623

    @Thickums
    hes not allowed 2 surprise me with a murderous sammich no mo!

    @Flo
    bish we iggin today? *puts ad up for new babymomma*

  • FloridaChick813

    @Thickness, why dont you DIY some yourself???

    *Get some of her jeans you dont mind experiencing with
    *Grab some Bleach && scissors
    *Bunch the jeans and rub some bleach
    *Cut them bad boys up

    You can google video's how to do it!!

  • b-boy817

    "The idea behind his transformation is, see, ladies, I’m one of you!"
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------Sandra Im done with you...lmao lmao.... I cant stop laughing

  • FloridaChick813

    :waves: @ my BM His

    No im not iggin you sweetness. What is your plans for the weekend???

  • FloridaChick813

    :hump: @Miss??

  • FloridaChick813

    (brows) @Brown

    :rofl:

  • Ms. Thickness

    FloridaChick813 says:

    @Thickness, why dont you DIY some yourself???

    *Get some of her jeans you dont mind experiencing with
    *Grab some Bleach && scissors
    *Bunch the jeans and rub some bleach
    *Cut them bad boys up

    You can google video’s how to do it!!
    _________________________________________________

    CAUSE I FIGURED I WOULD JUST GO BY EM SO I DONT HAVE TO DO IT..LOL..JUST BEING LAZY. HELL THATS IF "JUNK IN TRUNK" CAN FIT ANY SHE DONT REALLY WEAR...LOL..I PROB HAVE TO DO IT CAUSE "CHUNKY THUNDER" WAIST IS TOO SMALL FOR ME TO GO ANOTHER SIZE UP AND GET THEM JUNIORS...I BUY HER 14/16 IN KIDS CAUSE OF THAT BUTT, BUT THEY A LIL BIG AROUND THE WAIST.

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @ you being lazy - Girl you better get with the program of saving cash. I DIY whatever I can :D

    And lil mama stacked like that??? Seems like we have a Buffy the Body in the making!

  • Daisy

    @Brown As a mbr of the HR team I appreciate you for enforcing the rules. Auntie has taken the smileys away in the past due to overuse and we dont want that to happen again going forward. So job well done! :thumbsup:

    @Butta please let me know if you need an offical e welcome packet from HR :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Flo

    my damn car went batshyt on me yesterday! I had 2 buy a new battery n whatnot...made me sad lol I plan 2 smoke my fuggin FACE OFF! this weekend.. :lol:

  • MissHarlem

    @ FLO :yes: *BIG AZZ SIGH*

  • Ms. Thickness

    FloridaChick813 says:

    :rofl: @ you being lazy – Girl you better get with the program of saving cash. I DIY whatever I can

    And lil mama stacked like that??? Seems like we have a Buffy the Body in the making!
    ______________________________________________

    YES MAAM SHE IS AND I THINK SHE PASSING IT ON TO HER LIL SISTA CAUSE GIRLFRIEND GOT ONE TOO..I TOLD HER HELL PASS SOME TO ME TOO IF SHE HANDING IT OUT.

  • Candi Apple

    :I sigh too:

    Chris this is not the look.

    Its two sided

    Brows silly just silly

  • FloridaChick813

    That sucks a$$ @His - but atleast it was something simple as a battery :shrug: Feel me??

    And (in my B.o.B voice) "ill be in the sky" with you as well!!! Me and a bad bish are goin to the strip club (I gotta advertise my business) and then we're heading to my homeboys bday party :danban1:

  • FloridaChick813

    @Thickness - and tell her, her "white TiTi" in Tampa needs some too :yes:

  • Divinebrown

    :rofl: at Brown being the Blog Advisor!!!!!!

    BROWN....ADD THAT RIDICULOUS DESCRIPTION OF YOU EATING THAT POPCICLE TO THE LIST OF INFARCTIONS, TOO PLEASE!!

    THANK YOU VERY MUCH

    :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    @ DIVINE I agree I was thinking the same thing bout that damn popsicle makes me want...you know what I ain't even gonna go there

  • Ms. Thickness

    FloridaChick813 says:

    @Thickness – and tell her, her “white TiTi” in Tampa needs some too
    ________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    True @ Flo!! :blunt:

    umm fiance!!! sup bew?

  • Divinebrown

    @Miss Harlem... YOU'RE SILLY. AND NO...IT DID NOT HAVE THE SAME EFFECT on me. Gracias mi amiga!!!

    Only......makes me wanna......the one that belongs to me at that.

  • Val

    :dead:

  • FloridaChick813

    Dont even say it @Miss, I see your feeling a certain kinda way today!!!

    **whispers** Mee too though!!! Aunt Flow left town Weds, so tonight its on and Poppin!!

  • MissHarlem

    :lol: @ DIVINE yous a lie!!! (yes yous not you)

    @ HIS aint chit just glad its friday and on the real work is not on my mind today

  • Divinebrown

    :rofl: SSSSSSSHHHHHHUT UP HARLEM!!!!!! You are stoooopid!!!

    I say you's all the time, too.

  • MissHarlem

    @ FLO I am feeling a certain kind of way and its making me angry. *sigh* If you get it poppin tonight get it in real good for your BM. To make things worst chocolate factory came on my damn playlist just now. :mad:

  • MissHarlem

    @ DIVINE I love that word :lol:

  • tintin1979

    the boy is back and back and hate all you want Sandra but Chris is gonna be number one in no time.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Divine how is that ridiculous? I was sharin how i felt! I had a moment where I was feelin dirty and thought to share it with my SR family!

    Miss Harlem you got somethin you need to get off your chest???? You know I'm just here to help!

  • MissHarlem

    @ BROWN yes you are very much the best help here on SR board but I do not want to start after dark in the early afternoon. All I can do is SIGH

  • Divinebrown

    @BROWN....POPCICLE STORY------>INFARCTIONS LIST.

    It's okay to have secrets, chica!!! Everything that crosses your mind is not meant to be shared with the group.

  • MissHarlem

    @ DIVINE exactly thats why I am sighing

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    so let me get this straight, i make a comment about eatin ice cream sayin i feely dirty and there's a problem, never mind the fact that I didnt say anything vulgar or explicit

  • FloridaChick813

    Ahhhhh @Miss, your more then welcome to join if you'd like??? I dont think the hubby would have any arguments about that! :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    awwww @ Harlem!

    its gawn be okay bew!

  • Jerrie

    Have anyone noticed that we have not seen a mug shot for Chris. When something happens they always put a mug shot out. Now all of a sudden her pictures are out but none of Chris?? He probably had bruises too.

  • Divinebrown

    so let me get this straight, i make a comment about eatin ice cream sayin i feely dirty and there’s a problem, never mind the fact that I didnt say anything vulgar or explicit

    ________________________________________________________________________

    What about it makes it NON-VULGAR or explicit? Because you didnt curse or use foul words?

    Hey...don't get mad. Just add yourself to list of folks who need some correction!!! POW!!! :shotsfired1: It's all fun and games when you're calling someone else out, tho!!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/ButtaFlyyTulsa ButtaFlyyTulsa

    Jerrie says:

    Have anyone noticed that we have not seen a mug shot for Chris. When something happens they always put a mug shot out. Now all of a sudden her pictures are out but none of Chris?? He probably had bruises too.
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    :claps:
    BRAVO FOR POINTING THAT OUT!!!!!

  • Candi Apple

    The thing I like about Sandra she is straight forward with he remarks she understands that Subliminal messages are childish. She calls things how she sees it even if nobody agrees. Most of the time she says things that others are afraid too.

    Thank you Sandra for pointing out the truth about chris

    :shots:

  • MissHarlem

    @ FLO be careful what you wish for a bish is only a 3 hr plane ride away :lol:

    @ HIS awww I know just a damn shame

    @ JERRIE I noticed from the jump and it was nicely ignored! There were "rumors" that he had scracthes and what not on his face too.

  • His_Mommy623

    Ouch! whats goings on up in hea!?! :blinks:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Harlem are u cheating on me with our babymammy?!! :nono:

    btchs didnt even invite me? WEDDINGS OFF! we are going to couples counseling like those two dingbats on Teenmom!

  • http://www.twitter.com/ButtaFlyyTulsa ButtaFlyyTulsa

    @ JERRIE I googled, bing'd, asked jeeves...NOTHING! Can't find the pic. Hmmm, you might be on to something there!!!

  • Jerrie

    Butta: Of course you can't find it, that thang is long gone!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Butta and Jerrie

    Chris' mugshot is in Rhiannas handbag...he took a few for the team...

  • whatdoesitmatter

    Sandra, you go soooo HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    (trying to compose myself)

    Cain't nobody tell me that these stars don't look at some of these posts sometime and crack up laughing even when they are the subject of the ridicule. From the second I scrolled down to those pics of women modeling similar items to what Chris wore I have yet to stop laughing and am about to go outside and get myself together. Sandra you are a stone cold fool girl!

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    I pray no one hears me laughing....

  • crzasallgetout

    @ his
    DId Teen Mom come on this week?

  • ELove

    Ms. Sandra said... The only thing holding him back from regaining the kiddie pop crown from Justin Bieber? White women""

    Really... REALLYY ?!!!? A YT Teen that LQQKS like A GIRL (Really NOW)

    Well BEING that C-Breezey actually HAS TALENT (I'll Say This)

    We don't NEED THEM YT Hoes Support !!!!! :lol:

  • Jerrie

    Crz: No, they had that made movie on, so it will be back on next week.

  • crzasallgetout

    @ jerrie
    I was wondering. I thought I missed it.

  • http://thechoklitfactory.wordpress.com/ ChokLitFactory

    LOL ya'll don't have a sense of humour...this post had me :rofl:

    LOL @ tagging this post under miscellaneous - its the little things...that mean so much! HA!

  • robin

    Yea, CB post, glad he is taking his responsibilities seriously. It is a serious issue and should be taken no other way. Anywho, although I support CB all the way, I can still enjoy the comedy in the post. Fun way to start the weekend, before I go and support TAKERS. Deuces

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    ChokLitFactory says:

    LOL ya’ll don’t have a sense of humour…this post had me :rofl:

    *********************************

    Yeah, I was shocked at all the serious comments when I started reading. They were ruining my high. How can you not laugh at this? Chris is doing just fine. He's no Lindsay Lohan. The only thing unfair about this post is that his skill at playing the dozens ain't hittin on nothin and he can't come back at Sandra. But when it comes to the dozens that just means you lost. It doesn't mean what was said wasn't pure comedy.

  • Lady Progressive

    I finally agree with you Sandra. Chris Brown was definitely trying to let people know he is "not violent". Especially the White community, since they, unlike Black folk, actually think domestic violence is a punishable crime. He has NEVER dressed like this prior to beating Rihanna. That outfit is foolish.

    I honestly, don't understand why he is being praised by the judge. You are SUPPOSED to follow the probation rules, or if all else fails, don't do things that will cause you to end up on probation.

    Now before the traditional Black woman response of, "he without sin..." or "only God can judge" (especially when you are defending Black males who commit crimes against Black women) pops up, I am not saying he hasn't changed or shouldn't be allowed to better himself, I just find his new style comical.

  • robin

    CB always dressed comical. He is sort of a hit or miss kinda guy. This is nothing new, and unfortunately many individuals do not follow the order of the court, their indiscretions are highlighted on a regular, so when someone does take responsibility and ownership for their actions and follows the order of the court. Then I say well done, keep up the good work. Don't become another statistic. Just my opinion, nothing more.

  • http://mylifeinthesun782.blogspot.com Ms. Everything

    :rofl: Sandra you are so wrong for this, funny as hell, but wrong nonetheless :rofl:

    Chris has always dressed like a nut and has always had a non threatening image so... he's one sexy ass man though (and I'm so happy I can finally stop calling him a lil boy)

  • http://www.twitter.com/ButtaFlyyTulsa ButtaFlyyTulsa

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Butta and Jerrie

    Chris’ mugshot is in Rhiannas handbag…he took a few for the team…
    ======================================
    Ha ha ha!!! I bet and if she doesn't have them, then you already know WHO does!!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/ButtaFlyyTulsa ButtaFlyyTulsa

    Jerrie says:

    Butta: Of course you can’t find it, that thang is long gone!

    ========================================
    That's the mystery of it because it never hit the internet to begin with, but the 'victim's pic was out the next day! hmmm...

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Sandra...this is wrong on so many levels....and being the CB lover that I am...I should not be laughing at that damn bow-tie picture this hard!

    #damnuSandra

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    Everytime I see that picture with that "Moe" wig and huge a$$ bowtie, I get retickled for about 15 minutes. LMAO!

    Now, on to Chris - I'm ready to let it go. I was mad at him just like everybody else when this mess first happened because I felt like he went above and beyond in beating on a woman. I wanted him to fail, I wanted him to be shunned by society and I wanted it to cost him a LOT of money to send him the message that you can't do that and get away with it - also I wanted his "misfortune" to serve as a reminder to young brothers that what happened to Chris could also happen to them if they beat up a woman.

    All of that has happend (except him getting beat up by black society for the most part) what pained me most of all was that there were actually SISTERS who got mad at RIHANNA because SHE got beat up. It felt like they were looking for reasons to make HER the villian - that's wrong on so many levels and it sends the wrong message to young black men AND women.

    What were we REALLY saying when a black boy hears his mother talking about RHIANNA when she was the one battered and bruised? - That you can whoop a woman's a$$ and society will defend YOU and make HER the bad person? (Where is the incentive to stay a gentlemen and keep your hands to your damn self in that?)

    Did we send that SAME message to black girls? That a man can whoop your a$$ and society is going to defend him and make you look like you did something wrong? (Where's the incentive for her to call the police in that?)

    At the end of the day, we need to stop teaching girls that "boys don't hit girls" and beating our son when he hits his sister, even though she just beat the $hit out of him and she did it because knew that she COULD because her mama taught her that boys don't hit girls - but didn't teach HER bad a$$ that you shouldn't hit boys either. The problem is, they grow up to be ignorant a$$ WOMEN who think they can haul off and smack the $hit out of their man and it's going to be "OK" because her mammy taught her that "Boys don't hit girls" so she can hit HIME and he ain't SUPPOSED to hit her back. - Then she ends up dazed and confused when she runs up on that brother who was taught, "If they hit you, hit em BACK"

    Let's teach these kids to keep their damn hands to themselves and the world will be a much better place!

    Alright? Alright.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Divinebrown says:

    so let me get this straight, i make a comment about eatin ice cream sayin i feely dirty and there’s a problem, never mind the fact that I didnt say anything vulgar or explicit

    ________________________________________________________________________

    What about it makes it NON-VULGAR or explicit? Because you didnt curse or use foul words?

    Hey…don’t get mad. Just add yourself to list of folks who need some correction!!! POW!!! It’s all fun and games when you’re calling someone else out, tho!!!

    __________________________________________________________
    Yes I do call people out when I see them talkin about havin s3x with some one who they thought was their 4th 5th or 6th cousin then found it wasn't. I still don't understand what exactly I said that got your panties in bunch or lit a fuse on ur tampon to where you had to use the shotsfired icon???? If you felt it was somethin I was implyin with my coimment you should have just asked me instead of assumin because all i said i was i felt dirty and everybody else's imagination started runin wild