chris brown’s new non-threatening image impresses judge
Ever since singer chris brown went upside his -ex-girlfriend Rihanna’s head, he’s been struggling to regain his status as a pop star.
The only thing holding him back from regaining the kiddie pop crown from Justin Bieber? White women.
Shortly after brown pled guilty to domestic abuse charges, he began appearing in public dressed like Pee Wee Herman. For his guest appearance on the Larry King Show on CNN, he sported a powder blue sweater with a blue bow tie.
In addition to playing the victim, brown repeatedly looked sorrowful as he claimed amnesia robbed him of his memory of the vicious beat down.
Most recently chris appeared on BET’s 106 & Park in his most ridiculous outfit yet: a ladies plaid tunic over a pair of ladies denim capris.
Please don’t believe for one second that this wasn’t planned from the outset to make chris brown appear less threatening to white women. The idea behind his transformation is, see, ladies, I’m one of you!
Apparently, his scheme is working. Yesterday a California judge bent over backwards to praise brown on his most recent report card.
Judge Patricia Schnegg fawned all over brown in the courtroom and even told him he was doing “a good job,” according to The Associated Press.
fanMAIL: Kawanna and Jay Brown
Loyal reader Munchosgirl wrote in to dispute the fact that the little boy seen in vacation pictures all over the Internet with Jay Z and Beyonce is his son, Isa.
She writes:
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THE LITTLE BOY YOU KEEP CLAIMING IS JAY-Z AND CHANEL SON, IS THIS COUPLE’S SON. KAWANNA AND JAY BROWN. THEY ARE TRAVELING WITH THE CARTERS AS THEY ARE THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME. LOOK AT ALL PHOTOS.
YOU CAN SEE KAWANNA IN THIS PHOTO HER SON FRONT OF HER.
THAT IS JAY BROWN IN THE RED SHORTS WHITE T SHIRT. THE BOY LOOK LIKE HIS MOM. KAWANNA BROWN IS THE COO OF MAGIC JOHNSON ENTERPRISE. JAY BROWN AND JAY-Z ARE PARTNERS OF ROC NATION.
The Jay Brown in the pic with Kawanna and Hillary Clinton doesn’t look like the same hard-bodied man on the boat with Jay Z — unless he’s been hitting the weights hard in the gym recently. But I will check with my sources and confirm.
More Pics from the Atlanta ‘Takers’ Movie Premiere
Grand Hustle artist Young Dro attended the premiere with his long-suffering girlfriend, Teresa Creesy, who suffered pain and heartache when psycho American Idol singer Fantasia stole her man. Teresa and Dro eventually got back together after Fantasia moved on to her next victim. Teresa recently sat down for an in-depth interview with Sandrarose.com. Stay tuned for that.
Publicist Lisa (Allied Integrated Marketing) escorts actor Michael Ealy to the red carpet at the private Atlanta screening of Takers at Regal Cinema inside Atlantic Station.
PICS: Takers After Party Sponsored by Remy Martin
T.I. held a private screening of his new movie Takers at Atlantic Station last night. And the Atlanta glitteratti turned out in full force for the lavish after party sponsored by Remy Martin. Check out the rest of the pics at ATLPICS.net!
Mr. and Mrs. T.I. and Tiny looked sharp in all black everything last night at the Takers after party at 200 Peachtree street.
Celebs Out & About: Beyonce, Jay Z, Kelis, Rihanna,
Beyonce and Jay Z continue their vacation with Jay Z’s son, Isa Jael yesterday in Saint Barts. A loyal reader emailed to inform me that Beyonce does indeed have a close relationship with the child who was sired by her husband.
Why does Beyonce feel the need to toot her assets up in the air whenever she knows a camera is around?
Celebs Out & About: Is Halle Berry Pregnant?
Rumors coming out of London are that Oscar winning actress Halle Berry may be pregnant again. Supposedly she went to see a gynecologist while in London who confirmed the pregnancy. Please don’t quote me on this because how gossip sometimes takes twists and turns.
Despite their recent split, Halle and Gabriel Aubry spent time together with their daughter, Nahla Aubry in London, UK this morning. Halle is in London filming a movie. They look like one big happy family. I’m happy for them! But who’s the daddy?
Celeb Style: I can’t stop laughing!
Lmaoooooooooo! Who didn’t see this coming? They say behind every woman beater is a man who’s upset he wasn’t born a woman. And THIS is the dude that you ladies think is sexy? Well, one good thing about being with chris brown is you both can shop for capris together.
