I’m only typing this post because I’m bored — and you will be too after reading it. I wasn’t going to lift my fingers to type this at all, but some of you insist upon emailing this pic to me until I post it.

Anyway, according to iLuLu.com, Drake, 24, has been sending out topless photos to random ladies, in the hopes that one of them would manufacture a fake story about the two of them hitting the skins. I’m told that this was done to defuse the rampant rumors about Drake being teh ghey.

When that photo failed to generate any interest, Drake stuffed a towel down his pants and tried again.

Apparently, that worked because now the blogs are on fire talking about the towel. I see it doesn’t take much to get you ladies talking.

I thought only little kids still wore Timberland boots?

According to UpscaleHype:

Jay-Z, minority owner of the New Jersey Nets was spotted sitting courtside as his Nets hosted the Utah Jazz last night at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey. Jay-Z dressed real casual rocked a Balmain distressed camo hoodie (approx. $694) and a pair of black nubuck Timberland boots ($155). What do you think of his courtside look?

If your child has a serious case of Beieber Fever and wants to cut his hair just like Justin’s, here’s what his signature haircut will cost you:

Justin Bieber may have the perfect haircut, but that perfection comes with a hefty price tag.

According to Life & Style magazine, the Bieb’s ‘do costs upward of $750 per haircut. Vanessa Price is the hairstylist who created the teen crooner’s signature look in 2009, and she makes housecalls to Bieber to touch up her work.

“I usually cut his hair every couple of weeks when he’s on tour,” Price said.

If that’s the case, the singer dishes out more than $1,500 a month on his hair.

Price, Bieber and, well, the world, had no idea the haircut would become so popular.

“We both were shocked people cared that much about someone’s hair,” she said.

By the way, a little birdie told me that Justin Bieber, 16, has a serious attitude problem, and that he’s very disrespectful to the adults around him. I’m not surprised. His is another case of an adolescent being thrust into an adult world with no rules and no one to tell him “no.”

The following email is a long read. But this story is important because it highlights the injustice of a family court system that still favors the mother’s rights over the father’s.

In a society where delinquent fathers abandon their families and ignore their responsibility to their children, it’s a shame that loving fathers are being penalized by the courts for being the wrong sex.

Many of you will be touched by this story, as I was, because I personally know fathers who are being denied their parental rights when all they want is to spend quality time with their children.

After reading this email, you might want to rethink your decision to deal with a man who has children by other women. Many of those women have personal problems and lack the coping skills to move on with their lives after an emotional breakup. Many of them don’t consider the emotional health of their children. They are just bent on destroying your life and making you as miserable as they are.

Save yourself the heartache and pain.

Read the email after the break.

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Nicki Minaj, 26, swapped out her cotton candy bird’s nest wig for a platinum blond lacefront before leaving her hotel for a couple of planned appearances at 2 nightclubs in London early this morning while we slept.

NFL player Chad Ochocinco was pictured with Evelyn Lozada (“Basketball Wives”) before celebrating his 33rd birthday at Prime 112 Restaurant and later Mansion Nightclub, both in Miami Beach, Florida. Chad and Evelyn, 41, continue their charade of pretending she is his fiancee so they can get a spin-off reality show. Everybody, except the clueless, knows that theirs is a fake relationship. I could go into more details, but I won’t because they bore me. LOVE her shoes though!

Rapper Trina, 32, joined Chad and Evelyn, and a host of hangers ons at Prime 112 Restaurant on South Beach to celebrate Chad’s 33rd birthday. Trina is tight, but she will have to drop about 10 lbs if she hopes to retain her title as the Baddest Bish in Hip Hop.

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It’s grown apparent that everything isn’t all good between Halle Berry, 44, and her baby daddy, Gabe Aubry, 34.

Now comes word that Aubry is petitioning the courts to name him as 2-year-old Nahla’s biological father. What brought this on? According to TMZ.com, Gabe and Halle handled child support matters privately without the courts involvement.

RadarOnline.com has the scoop on the latest developments:

Don’t believe all those reports that everything is peachy between ex-couple Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry — the reality is far from it.

A source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that Gabriel has been subjected to a number of nasty screaming fits by the Monsters Ball star, along with many angry meltdowns, and even believes that Halle has hired a private investigator to tail him.

Gabrie filed a petition on December 30 for custody of their two-year-old daughter Nahla, to ensure his legal rights to visitation, something, the source says, the Canadian born model is anxious to establish.

“Basically whenever Gabriel doesn’t do exactly what Halle tells him to do, or if he does something she doesn’t approve of or like, she goes crazy on him, screaming and shouting,” the source says.

“Contrary to public perception Halle has a particularly nasty temper.

“I’ve been with him when he’s gotten these insane calls from Halle — with her screaming at him and going crazy, when the poor guy hasn’t done anything!”

For more details, go to RadarOnline.com

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Rihanna? Nope, it’s ‘X Factor’ star Cher Lloyd shopping for the third time this week in the Beverly Center in Beverly Hills. Cher was dressed in her trademark red Dr Martens boots, gray jogging pants and over-sized chrome chain jewelry. Isn’t she fly? Maybe Jay Z knew what he was doing after all when he signed the fashionable 17-year-old singer to his Roc Nation label.

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Have you ever seen Khloe Kardashian look this HAWT? Khloe poses in a bondage mask on the cover of YRB magazine. The reality TV star, 26, also shows off her new redhead look in the US publication. She said: “YRB is known for being very wild and crazy with the content they publish, so I jumped at the chance to work with them.” The magazine hits newsstands later this month. ~ Splash News Online

Source: KK

Music mogul Sean Combs, 42, Dawn Richard, 27, and Kalenna Harper, 28, of Dirty Money were spotted leaving BBC Live Lounge studios this morning after performing their new single “Coming Home” off their debut CD, Last Train To Paris. Puffy performed despite feeling ill with the flu. They had a massive entourage and a fleet of seven Mercedes Benz to shuttle them around London.

I’ll take one Kalenna with whipped cream and a cherry on top to go, please.

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