Police bust fake beautician who administered butt shots without a license

Butt shots and breast augmentations are all the rage in the black community now that the prices are so affordable and anyone with a kitchen table can administer the silicone and hydrogel injections.

Music videos shot on dime budgets and strip clubs that cater to so-called “ballers” with unlimited drug profits that can’t be deposited into any bank, has created a high demand for black, Latina and white women with unnaturally enhanced curves.

The demand for butt shots is so great (and so profitable at $300-$3,000 a pop) that more and more black-market clinicians are setting up shop in their kitchens to administer the shots.

But according to the Feds, the administration of silicone and hydrogel injections by unlicensed personnel is still illegal outside of a clinical setting.

And unfortunately, women who desire to quickly pump up their assets are dying from nasty infections at an alarming rate as a result of the illegal procedures performed in unsterile environments. That’s why law enforcement has started cracking down on the illegal activity.

Expect to see more arrests as police in every state begin to crack down on illegal butt shot parlors and their customers.

From Splash News:

A Bronx beautician with zero medical training turned her Mt. Eden apartment into a silicone back alley, risking clients’ lives with black-market boob and butt jobs at $1,000 a pop, the FBI charged yesterday. Whalesca Castillo, 36, made clients lie on a massage table for dangerous injections of liquid silicone that she had shipped in from the Dominican Republic, according to a criminal complaint filed in Manhattan federal court. Then she’d seal up the wounds with Krazy Glue. Released on $100,000 bond yesterday, Castillo, who’s eight months pregnant, faces up to three years in prison on charges she distributed the silicone, officials said.

Photo: Splash News Online



 


117 Responses to “Police bust fake beautician who administered butt shots without a license”

  1. 1
    KK76 says:

    Wow! Is it really that serious people? Jeesh.

  2. 2
    BigCityGirl says:

    Crazy Glue?????

  3. 3
    KDub says:

    Whalesca
    —————————————
    Is this a joke? That is her name? And you let somebody with “WHALE” in their name…..operate on you in her kitchen prolly?

    Gone head on somewhere….just GOOOOO.

  4. 4
    KDub says:

    Can’t folks just buy them a fake arse at the beauty supply store? Jesus. They are like $29.99. Prolly cheaper in NYC….

  5. 5
    coco21 says:

    :think: oh ok then :rolleyes:

  6. 6
    chibytex says:

    I aint got no sympathy for these dumb bishes….
    bish be grateful for what God gave you….if you was born with a fat a$$ then they’d be complaining about how they need to lose weight….

    Dumb :chickenhead:
    They get what they deserve…

  7. 7
    shandicarib says:

    I’ll be damned if I let someone stitch up my flat ass with Krazy glue…smfh!!!

  8. 8
    ELove says:

    Wait a F-ing MINUTE HERE…
    So, So… So The FEDS got time to track down ILLEGAL Booty-Shot Treatments with ALL OF THE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY that’s going on UNCHECKED ?!!? :blink:

  9. 9
    West Coast Chick says:

    I’m thinking these chicks are taking this azz thing just a tad bit too far.. if you exercise, eat carbs, run and do squats, your azz will get bigger…so, there you have it folks! the BIG SECRET! :thumbsup:

  10. 10
    FoxE says:

    So people still out here risking their lives, to be labeled as beautiful and sexy to people who don’t really give a fuc$ about them… :rolleyes:

    I wish people would recognize that most Beauty starts from within.
    And live by your own standards & not others…

  11. 11
    chibytex says:

    ELove says:

    Wait a F-ing MINUTE HERE…
    So, So… So The FEDS got time to track down ILLEGAL Booty-Shot Treatments with ALL OF THE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY that’s going on UNCHECKED ?!!?

    ___________________________________________
    Because its YT people that’s going to the Black Market getting the injections…they dont give a fluck if Re-Re and Keisha get an infection from it…but God forbid if something is happening to Becky…

  12. 12
    chibytex says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    I’m thinking these chicks are taking this azz thing just a tad bit too far.. if you exercise, eat carbs, run and do squats, your azz will get bigger…so, there you have it folks! the BIG SECRET!

    __________________________________
    who gonna do all that for real…
    my thing is ..just be grateful for what you do have…
    if you have noassatall, embrace it…if you got mosquito bites…embrace them…hell some days I wish I could get rid of my big breast…they get heavy…

  13. 13
    Dymond says:

    West Coast Chick says:
    I’m thinking these chicks are taking this azz thing just a tad bit too far.. if you exercise, eat carbs, run and do squats, your azz will get bigger…so, there you have it folks! the BIG SECRET!
    —————————————————–

    whasup WCC but :nono: don’t be having folks thinking thats all you need to do…it just ain’t gonna happen for some folks :shrug:
    But this is really sad that women are subjecting themselves to this…crazy glue tho???????

  14. 14
    West Coast Chick says:

    Dymond says:

    West Coast Chick says:
    I’m thinking these chicks are taking this azz thing just a tad bit too far.. if you exercise, eat carbs, run and do squats, your azz will get bigger…so, there you have it folks! the BIG SECRET!
    —————————————————–

    whasup WCC but don’t be having folks thinking thats all you need to do…it just ain’t gonna happen for some folks
    But this is really sad that women are subjecting themselves to this…crazy glue tho???????

    ____________________________________________

    works for me :coffee:

  15. 15
    chibytex says:

    whasup WCC but don’t be having folks thinking thats all you need to do…it just ain’t gonna happen for some folks
    ____________________________________________
    :clap: :yes:

  16. 16
    Dymond says:

    @ WCC I might need to see some evidence of that :coffee:

  17. 17
    ohpretty1 says:

    I mean, hell, lock up the dumb ass who allowed her to inject them and applaud her for her fiscal efforts in these recessionary times. :coffee:

  18. 18
    shandicarib says:

    whasup WCC but don’t be having folks thinking thats all you need to do…it just ain’t gonna happen for some folks

    :cosign:

  19. 19
    chibytex says:

    @WCC
    I think you have to already have a lil donk to begin with…you are talking about keeping the donk tone…
    If you got a flat azz to start..it really aint no help for that…..

  20. 20
    West Coast Chick says:

    chibytex says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    I’m thinking these chicks are taking this azz thing just a tad bit too far.. if you exercise, eat carbs, run and do squats, your azz will get bigger…so, there you have it folks! the BIG SECRET!

    __________________________________
    who gonna do all that for real… ?
    _____________________________________

    Me, and the rest of the organic bishes that I know :coffee:

  21. 21
    West Coast Chick says:

    chibytex says:

    @WCC
    I think you have to already have a lil donk to begin with…you are talking about keeping the donk tone…
    If you got a flat azz to start..it really aint no help for that…..

    ____________________________________

    I have no idea.. but I refuse to believe every Black bish with injections, started off with a flat azz.. Black chicks don’t get flat azzes passed around in out direction too often… at least, not where I come from..we call them flat booty bishes Asians around here :lol:

  22. 22
    chibytex says:

    Oh boy my neighbor his playing “music” again…

    It’s 2:04pm and you playing Boyz II Men….

    SMH>>>>>>

  23. 23
    lisaROSE says:

    whalesca is pronouced wa-les-ka in spanish and thats horrible !!!!! i wonder if she got a big booty???

  24. 24
    MissHarlem says:

    This is ridiculous and dumb :rolleyes:

  25. 25
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    How do they keep the “gel” from wandering?

  26. 26
    chibytex says:

    @WCC
    we were born with our azzez…if black women are rnning around getting booty injections…then all hope is gone…we have offically let YT people confuse the hell outta us…

    They tell us our azzez and lips are too big, fat and unattractive…so they tell us to loose weight, yet behind closed doors they are getting booty and lip injections…meanwhile we are stressing ourselves out to get stick thin to be like them…then when we realize that MOST black men dont mind a some meat on our azzez and thighs…in return we go get silicone injections…
    I’m glad I’m married..so I aint gotta worry about all that dumb stuff…
    funny thing is I never did…

  27. 27
    West Coast Chick says:

    shandicarib says:

    whasup WCC but don’t be having folks thinking thats all you need to do…it just ain’t gonna happen for some folks

    ____________________________________________

    try it for yourself- Its the same as niccas with chiseled chests.. you think they all got some sort of surgery?? Not even! I see those men at the gym, working out boo! And I’m right beside them, doing my squats :lol:

  28. 28
    FoxE says:

    chibytex says:

    Oh boy my neighbor his playing “music” again…

    It’s 2:04pm and you playing Boyz II Men…
    ______________________________

    :dead: :rofl:

  29. 29
  30. 30
    Mean Kitty says:

    Some things u just can’t get cheap! If you want it done right, pay the money for it instead of looking for a Dollar Tree surgeon. SMH

  31. 31
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    This is a shame.

  32. 32
    Danielle says:

    Crazy! Whalesca? In her apartment? Super Glue? :blink:

  33. 33
    prynsexxx says:

    8 months pregnant? That broad ain’t pregnant…..that was one of those “injections” she was testing out. She was trying to come up on a come up…..”Baller Baby Bellies Inc.”…..for the groupies that didn’t make the video shoot.

  34. 34
    KDub says:

    whalesca is pronouced wa-les-ka in spanish and thats horrible !!!!! i wonder if she got a big booty???
    ——————————————————–
    Chile thanks cause Laker/Diabla ain’t here…

  35. 35
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Danielle…Exactly! Who the hell wouldn’t thought any of that sounded like a good idea?

  36. 36
    West Coast Chick says:

    Reminds me of those home abortions Macy Gray was giving out in the movie “For Colored Girls”

  37. 37
    Anna says:

    chibytex says:

    Oh boy my neighbor his playing “music” again…

    It’s 2:04pm and you playing Boyz II Men….

    SMH>>>>>>

    ~~~~~~~
    Does he have one of those wives/gf who lets him stay at home all day playing video games, smoking weed and the kids go off to the babysitter/Day Care while she goes to work? (I know why the music is being played, and it’s not for his live in gal).

  38. 38
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    **would’ve

  39. 39
    West Coast Chick says:

    @ Miss Kitty- I love your new look ( the gravi and name change) sooo diva 2011 :thumbsup:

  40. 40
    chibytex says:

    Does he have one of those wives/gf who lets him stay at home all day playing video games, smoking weed and the kids go off to the babysitter/Day Care while she goes to work? (I know why the music is being played, and it’s not for his live in gal).
    ______________________________
    Naw they both work…he just comes home during the day to get his freak on….he better be careful cause I think hus wife told me she works for CPD….

  41. 41
    Mean Kitty says:

    :waves: @ WCC!!! Thanks hun….i tried to change it up ya know!!!

  42. 42
    Mamacita says:

    The a*s is nothing but a big muscle so just like you cant make your arms and legs bigger with exercise you can do the same with your a*s.

    I’m black and I don’t have much back there. I know plenty of black women with none and I know some whooties too lol.

    The whole “all black women have big a*ses” thing is a myth.

  43. 43
    Genia says:

    I mean really….how vain does one have to be to subject themselves to having foreign substances injected into their bodies at the potential cost of loosing their life….what a risk…S/N: a cousin told me that (at the club she does shoe modeling for..wink wink..)the girls who get this procedure…don’t have a natural feel to their behinds. She stated it gets HARD like cement….(YUCK)

  44. 44
    Mamacita says:

    can’t=can make

  45. 45
    Dymond says:

    prynsexxx says:
    8 months pregnant? That broad ain’t pregnant…..that was one of those “injections” she was testing out. She was trying to come up on a come up…..”Baller Baby Bellies Inc.”…..for the groupies that didn’t make the video shoot.
    ——————————————
    :lol:

    @ WCC I dreamed (nightmared) about Macy Gray for at least 3 days after that…scary!!!

  46. 46
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Chi…I keep forgetting you live here. He better go sat his ass down. The CPD will do yo ass dirty and cover that shyt up.

  47. 47
    Mean Kitty says:

    he better be careful cause I think hus wife told me she works for CPD….
    ———————————————————————–
    :rofl: and :dead:

  48. 48
    chibytex says:

    she was testing out. She was trying to come up on a come up…..”Baller Baby Bellies Inc.”…..for the groupies that didn’t make the video shoot.
    _____________________________________________________
    please find an empty seat in the :knona: …

  49. 49
    Dymond says:

    hey meanKITTY :waves: wif yo sexxxy self

    Dimpz…..save me….I’s bored!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wail:

  50. 50
    West Coast Chick says:

    I know, right @ Dymond.. that was pretty scary… you betta keep them legs closed, cuz, Im like the sister.. I aint payin for nothin :lol:

  51. 51
    YSoSerious says:

    chibytex says:

    @WCC
    we were born with our azzez…if black women are rnning around getting booty injections…then all hope is gone…we have offically let YT people confuse the hell outta us…

    They tell us our azzez and lips are too big, fat and unattractive…so they tell us to loose weight, yet behind closed doors they are getting booty and lip injections…meanwhile we are stressing ourselves out to get stick thin to be like them…then when we realize that MOST black men dont mind a some meat on our azzez and thighs…in return we go get silicone injections…
    I’m glad I’m married..so I aint gotta worry about all that dumb stuff…
    funny thing is I never did…
    *************************************
    I :cosign: this whole comment. Other races want what we have and will risk death to get it.

    We should just sit back, let them silly bishes die so we can have more of the men that appreciate our naturally well-endowed bodies. :coffee:

  52. 52
    Genia says:

    chibytex says:
    we were born with our azzez…if black women are running around getting booty injections…then all hope is gone…we have officially let YT people confuse the hell outta us…
    ______________________________________________________________
    :cosign: Not me though!!!!! I knew early in life my ASS was a GIFT!!

  53. 53
    Genia says:

    HEY FAMILY!!!!!

  54. 54
    chibytex says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Chi…I keep forgetting you live here. He better go sat his ass down. The CPD will do yo ass dirty and cover that shyt up.
    _______________________________________
    ya’ll now he bumping “when a man loves a woman” this just too much…
    if she come home and catches him and she kills him…I dunno who he gonna call..cause CPD is Chicago’s biggest and baddest gang…he gon be shyt outta luck!!!

  55. 55
    West Coast Chick says:

    Genia says:
    (at the club she does shoe modeling for..wink wink..)
    ___________________________________

    :dead:

  56. 56
    Dymond says:

    hey genia :waves: how u durrin?

  57. 57
    AirForceGirl says:

    I didn’t always have a booty, but I got mine the old fashion way…by bending over! LOL. I wonder what these women were thinking as she pulled out the crazy glue? SMH…silly tricks!

  58. 58
    West Coast Chick says:

    Hi GGOUCH :hi:

  59. 59
  60. 60
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Chi….Exactly! They’ll have the crime scene ppl in there telling her what lie to tell to IA to cover her ass.

    What’s wrong DymondLove? I’m bored too! Guess i’ll sit around the rest of the day and eat Garrets. :popcorn:

  61. 61
    West Coast Chick says:

    Genia says:

    chibytex says:
    we were born with our azzez…if black women are running around getting booty injections…then all hope is gone…we have officially let YT people confuse the hell outta us…
    ______________________________________________________________
    Not me though!!!!! I knew early in life my ASS was a GIFT!!

    ____________________________________________

    ya dig! :lol:

  62. 62
    KDub says:

    i wonder if she got a big booty???
    ——————————————–
    Bet 5 she shaped like Sherri Shepherd aka Circus aka Big Top

  63. 63
    Dymond says:

    AirForceGirl says:
    I didn’t always have a booty, but I got mine the old fashion way…by bending over! LOL. I wonder what these women were thinking as she pulled out the crazy glue? SMH…silly tricks!
    ———————————————-
    :lol: now THAT is something that i always thought was a myth :lol:

  64. 64
    chibytex says:

    YSo
    ________________________________
    when we was in Africa running around naked we wasnt concerned about our weight…we just let it all hang out…

    I blame integration for all this…Black folks were fine until we integrated with YT people…we were still new to being “free” as a race…so when we integrated we started wanting to live, look, and be like yt people…

    Anywho, I digress..i will not get my blood pressure all worked up..

  65. 65
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I wonder. The ones that were dumb enough to go to her, did any of them have enough damned sense to go to the ER after they saw her full operation to get checked out?

  66. 66
    Genia says:

    WCC!!!! (in my denzel voice) MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NINJA!!!

    OMG!!! homey!!! I am mad that while I was snowed in for 6 days straight…the westcost had 80 and 90 degree weather!!!!!!!!!!!…ok mad isn’t exactly true!!!!! but STILL!!!!

  67. 67
    Genia says:

    AirForceGirl says:
    I didn’t always have a booty, but I got mine the old fashion way…by bending over! LOL. I wonder what these women were thinking as she pulled out the crazy glue? SMH…silly tricks!
    ________________________________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: That is the best way to tell if a skinny broad is getting dycked down on a new regular bases… THE HIPS Spread and the ASS raises

  68. 68
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    The CPD will do yo ass dirty and cover that shyt up.
    :cosign: like a motherfukka

  69. 69
    West Coast Chick says:

    YSoSerious says:

    chibytex says:

    @WCC
    we were born with our azzez…if black women are rnning around getting booty injections…then all hope is gone…we have offically let YT people confuse the hell outta us…

    They tell us our azzez and lips are too big, fat and unattractive…so they tell us to loose weight, yet behind closed doors they are getting booty and lip injections…meanwhile we are stressing ourselves out to get stick thin to be like them…then when we realize that MOST black men dont mind a some meat on our azzez and thighs…in return we go get silicone injections…
    I’m glad I’m married..so I aint gotta worry about all that dumb stuff…
    funny thing is I never did…
    *************************************
    I this whole comment. Other races want what we have and will risk death to get it.

    We should just sit back, let them silly bishes die so we can have more of the men that appreciate our naturally well-endowed bodies.
    _________________________

    Right Ladies!

    And now that you’ve mentioned it, I aint heard a big lip joke in a long time.. not since big African lips became high demand :lol:

  70. 70
    KDub says:

    The ones that were dumb enough to go to her, did any of them have enough damned sense to go to the ER after they saw her full operation to get checked out?
    ————————————————
    WTF do you SAY when you get there?

    I have a foriegn substance in my azz and it is glued together?

  71. 71
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Awesome…He must not know about CPD

  72. 72
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :rofl: @ KDubb…Iono but, I’d rather that then sit around waiting for infection and :dead: to come.

  73. 73
    Mean Kitty says:

    :waves: @ Dymond!!!!

  74. 74
    chibytex says:

    @Mz Dimpz
    I wonder. Why would you let someone who is doing hair outta of their kitchen INJECT yo azz with silicone…she apprently doesnt even have a license to do HAIR…….surely you not gonna let her inject with silicone…

    Them bishes deserve what they get…

  75. 75
    West Coast Chick says:

    Genia says:

    WCC!!!! (in my denzel voice) MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NINJA!!!

    OMG!!! homey!!! I am mad that while I was snowed in for 6 days straight…the westcost had 80 and 90 degree weather!!!!!!!!!!!…ok mad isn’t exactly true!!!!! but STILL!!!!

    ______________________________________

    Trust me… we gone get our chance to freeze too :lol:
    glad its over for y’all though! I was freezing just hearing about it on the news :lol:

  76. 76
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Chi….They thought she had a full service “in home spa”. She works from home to save botth rent. :coffee:

  77. 77
    KDub says:

    @ KDubb…Iono but, I’d rather that then sit around waiting for infection and :dead: to come.
    ————————————————————

    Welll…. “I have a foriegn substance in my azz and it is glued together” it IS then!

  78. 78
    chibytex says:

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    The CPD will do yo ass dirty and cover that shyt up.
    like a motherfukka
    _________________________________________
    I dont mess with them….and I surely dont trust them…
    Chicago is one city that will NEVER EVER be featured on First 48…they’d be arresting and charging the POLICE for murders

  79. 79
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    **booth

    LOL @ KDubb

  80. 80
    West Coast Chick says:

    the injection hole must have been huge for her to have to glue it back together… sounds awfully painful just for an azz …just sayin

  81. 81
    chibytex says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Chi….They thought she had a full service “in home spa”. She works from home to save botth rent.
    ______________________________________________
    :rofl:
    Well you get what you pay for…

  82. 82
    Dymond says:

    does anybody actually know anybody with azzshots? do they feel real? whats the tea on that? :coffee:

  83. 83
    Genia says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I wonder. The ones that were dumb enough to go to her, did any of them have enough damned sense to go to the ER after they saw her full operation to get checked out?
    ________________________________________________________________________
    My question is simple: WHY!!!!! WHY!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! how do you wake up..and just be like…TODAY!!!!! I am going to get a bigger booty

  84. 84
    AirForceGirl says:

    Genia says:

    AirForceGirl says:
    I didn’t always have a booty, but I got mine the old fashion way…by bending over! LOL. I wonder what these women were thinking as she pulled out the crazy glue? SMH…silly tricks!
    ________________________________________________________
    That is the best way to tell if a skinny broad is getting dycked down on a new regular bases… THE HIPS Spread and the ASS raises

    ________________________________________________________

    Yes ma’am…Worked miracles for my noassatall having self. Now it takes me extra time to get dressed because I be in the mirror looking at (more like ADMIRING) my donkey! :)

  85. 85
    Genia says:

    AirForceGirl says:
    Now it takes me extra time to get dressed because I be in the mirror looking at (more like ADMIRING) my donkey! :)
    ______________________________________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: I love it!!!!!!

  86. 86
    chibytex says:

    Dymond says:

    does anybody actually know anybody with azzshots? do they feel real? whats the tea on that?
    ___________________________________
    i dont know about no azzshots…but one of my homegirls has a couple of “Booty Pops”…and the shyt doesnt even begin to feel real…

  87. 87
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Dymond….NO but, I know a chick who she and a friend were gonna get some at a group rate of $1500.00 a piece. She didn’t though because she said dude’s house where he did it didn’t look sanitary.

  88. 88
    Genia says:

    Dymond says:

    does anybody actually know anybody with azzshots? do they feel real? whats the tea on that?
    _____________________________________________________________
    That was going to be my next post!!!! I would love to here how it feels to the touch and I would really love to hear from someone who has had it done..come on SR FAM!! who will be the first to admit…..yeah yeah yeah…you will probably be clowned…but at the end of the day…who cares right?

  89. 89
    chibytex says:

    That is the best way to tell if a skinny broad is getting dycked down on a new regular bases… THE HIPS Spread and the ASS raises
    _______________________________________
    :coffee: <——- really MadDog 20/20

    She's absolutely correct!!!

  90. 90
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @Genia …Exactly. What make a chick say today is the day!? Then I wonder, how the hell do they sit down all sore and glued up? And how big is the hole they make to pump you up? Do they numb you? What do they use to numb you?

    Sooooooooooo many ?s :shrug:

  91. 91
    Genia says:

    Im sorry (sandra) I didn’t mean post…meant comment.

  92. 92
    chibytex says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Dymond….NO but, I know a chick who she and a friend were gonna get some at a group rate of $1500.00 a piece. She didn’t though because she said dude’s house where he did it didn’t look sanitary.
    ____________________________________
    :blink:
    :wtf:
    What kinda broads are these?

  93. 93
    KDub says:

    I would not MIND getting RID of some azz…I done worked to get off the stomach and the lil roll on my back (ok it was a medium sized one…) and DAYUM if the exercises I did to get rid of THAT shyt did not make my azz grow even MORE…I wanna buy jeans without a gap in the back. I want to buy jeans that fit my AZZ and not have to get them hemmed. I want to buy jeans from SOMEPLACE other than NY and Company. Dayum it…TAKE MINE… :wail:

    Ends Rant…

  94. 94
    chibytex says:

    Vanity and Greed is going to destroy this Earth….

  95. 95
    Genia says:

    The crazy glue thing has me clinching my azz cheeks now!!!! CRAZY GLUE???? no no REALLY? Crazy Glue!!!!!! I am blank-staring so hard…I’ve gone blind!!!!! CRAZY GLUE!!!!!

  96. 96
    chibytex says:

    KDub…..
    I say that about my breast…
    36 GG’s….
    Literally all breast….

  97. 97
    ohpretty1 says:

    And now that you’ve mentioned it, I aint heard a big lip joke in a long time.. not since big African lips became high demand

    I still hear some Lisa Rinna and Neicy Nash jokes from time to time. And the Winans lady with the big ass mouth.

  98. 98
    Dymond says:

    :rofl: @ KDub…we ain’t neva happy!!!!

  99. 99
    chibytex says:

    The crazy glue thing has me clinching my azz cheeks now!!!! CRAZY GLUE???? no no REALLY? Crazy Glue!!!!!! I am blank-staring so hard…I’ve gone blind!!!!! CRAZY GLUE!!!!!
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    I mean you dont say “whoa, hold up what u finna do with that crazy glue?”
    These bishes gotta be straight up gutter bishes….

  100. 100
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Chi…………I don’t get it because her ass was big naturally. I’m just glad that she had enough sense not to get it done.

  101. 101
    YSoSerious says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Dymond….NO but, I know a chick who she and a friend were gonna get some at a group rate of $1500.00 a piece. She didn’t though because she said dude’s house where he did it didn’t look sanitary.
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    Suggesting that if dude’s house had looked “sanitary”, this silly broad was gonna let some guy fill her azz with gods know what probably using the same needles he was gonna do the rest of the group with! SMGDH.

    Sometimes I want to weep for our people.

  102. 102
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Chi…I guess they figure they gotta do something. Don’t just wanna scurry home with holes in their asses. I’m just baffled by the whole thing. :shrug:

  103. 103
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @Yso…..Pretty much

  104. 104
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Bad part is, she was have day to day financial issues sometimes. Where the hell was this 1500.00 gonna come from?!

  105. 105
    chibytex says:

    Suggesting that if dude’s house had looked “sanitary”, this silly broad was gonna let some guy fill her azz with gods know what probably using the same needles he was gonna do the rest of the group with! SMGDH.

    Sometimes I want to weep for our people.
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    :pray: WE HAVE TO DO BETTER….

  106. 106
    chibytex says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Bad part is, she was have day to day financial issues sometimes. Where the hell was this 1500.00 gonna come from?!
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    i guess she was gonna invest in her azz..maybe she though by getting a bigger one shhe could attract a bigger baller…
    I just dont understand how a woman can be with a man who only loves for how she looks on the outside….But thats a hole notha topic….

  107. 107
    KDub says:

    KDub…we ain’t neva happy!!!!
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    My waist and thighs are all of an 8…but because of this big ole thing I am dragging BEHIND ME…I gotta buy a 12!! And I ain’t tall enough to BE a 12…or short enough to be a petite..so buying pants is pure exhausting!

    That.Shyt.Ain’t.Right!!!!

  108. 108
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @Chi………….She was constantly in and out of relationships. She really is a sweet girl though.

  109. 109
    KDub says:

    Where the hell was this 1500.00 gonna come from?!
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    That heffa was on her way to being homeless…with glue up her azz….

  110. 110
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    Actually super glue is used alot in sports to close wounds quickly but not in lew of actual surgery if needed.
    No one knows how they keep the “gel” from wandering? :think:

  111. 111
    KDub says:

    Sometimes I want to weep for our people
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    Jesus already did and some of us are STILL messed up!

  112. 112
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Kdubb…I have that same issue. I’m a lil heavier now because i’m lazy in the winter but, I’ll be crying my eyes out in March. Too bad I can’t wear my brazilian jeans to work. :wail:

  113. 113
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I cain’t fluck with you today at Kwall @ post 109

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    ohpretty1 says:

    A man was just arrested here for tattooing folks in his house.

    I wanna shout out EVERYBODY who will go to someone’s house for vanity (minus your hair) b/c you are so dumb (Dodson voice).

  115. 115
    jazzyiest says:

    If this bish was making all that money doing azz implants why the cheap azz, dusty overcoat she’s rocking????

    It would be me to read that whole story and only take note of that dusty azz coat.

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    YSoSerious says:

    :lol: @ Jazziest

    That’s why we love you. :hugs:

  117. 117

    This is KRAZY and SCARY

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