Rihanna STUNS at “Battleship” L.A. Premiere!
You can say what you want about troubled singer Rihanna, but she is killing the game right now (pun intended). Rihanna showed that she can easily compete with Angelina Jolie by showing off her lanky legs at the premiere of ‘Battleship’ in Downtown Los Angeles Thursday.
The singer and actress co-designed the white, backless dress with the plunging neckline for Armani Collections, giving onlookers a glimpse of her sexy, lithesome figure.
No one seemed to notice the other stars in the film as Rihanna made even seasoned paparazzi collectively catch their breath.
Rihanna debuted her second clothing line for Armani Collections this week.
Giorgio Armani said: “Rihanna is a great artist. She has personality, charisma and energy, and has been a pleasure to work with. She captures the young and contemporary essence of Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans perfectly.”
But RiRi is not content to just design for others. “I’m really pursuing a fashion line of my own,” she said recently.
“I want to design. I want people to really trust me before I just say ‘Buy it, because it’s mine.’”
The Sci-fi action thriller “Battleship” opens everywhere on May 18.
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Oh my
I mean, what more did you EXPECT???
She is a STUNNING woman!
U better work bytch!!!! She is killing that damn dress
That is flawless!!!
damn, look at her legs, back, ooohhhhh shyt!
Angelina who Auntie…not the stick figure
I love how the soles of her feet match the color of her dress
She does look very nice, although I prefer her with the short sassy black hair
WERK BISH!
She looks nice
I LOVE YO MUTHAFUKKIN ASS BAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely
Mrs. Fenty
THis bish is bad, she may be a lil crazy but she’s bad
*makes note to self to hit the treadmill tonight*
H-Townmama ( I let Fayla whip it REAL GOOD) says:
I love how the soles of her feet match the color of her dress
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Breathtaking…
Baby girl
Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn! Rihanna to 2012 is what Toni Braxton was to 2001. A Bad Btch in a white dress,
to you RiRi… Now if you could just work on that voice of yours…
Simply GORG!
That top pic is HAWT!
I feels a-stirrin’ in my loins…
Sorry, CD…
@H-Town
I like her with short hair better too…it frames her face nicely…but she still looks GREAT!
@Hershey
I’m going on an air diet
@Screw, You couldnt just let her be great huh
Rihanna showed that she can easily compete with Angelina Jolie
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BYE SANDRA SWEET BROWN ROSE!!!!! U CAN NOT POSSIBLY COMPARE MY SEXY ASS WIFE ROBYN TO THAT SKELETON WITH FEET ANGELINA.
flawless!
Rih did wear that dress I must say.
H Town says:
I love how the soles of her feet match the color of her dress
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Needs a
for the shait running through my head right now
She looks gawjus! Just gawjus!
Id be scared to touch her though. Those nails…
this bish is SLAYING with her style in these pics! werk heffa!
H-Townmama ( I let Fayla whip it REAL GOOD) says:
I love how the soles of her feet match the color of her dress
she COULD have let Derrick J press that weave out though….
@Fefe
She really does…She has a great body for high fashion. I really like this look on her. It is very sensual without being vulgar.
That’s my kinda dress
@CD
Yeah Rih is SMASHING Angelina “BONES” Jolie…
@69
In most cases Rihanna should definitely only be seen NOT heard.
Ri Ri looks fab!
Sistah Big Bones A.K.A Iheart says:
@Screw, You couldnt just let her be great huh
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Ain’t not a nan great with me
The hottest bish in heels right here!!! WERK hunni! Love this look
Oh VDot
You already know CD and Fefe are gonna cut cha right
j/k
Love the dress and the stilettos
She is not anorexic enough to be mentioned in the same breath with Angie. She looks waaaay better than her. Still need to put on 10 pounds to get mama back lustin on her though.
Fefe
who dat in your gravie?????
CD FENTY says:
Rihanna showed that she can easily compete with Angelina Jolie
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BYE SANDRA SWEET BROWN ROSE!!!!! U CAN NOT POSSIBLY COMPARE MY SEXY ASS WIFE ROBYN TO THAT SKELETON WITH FEET ANGELINA.
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Keep this ^^^ shyt up and I’m going to have Rihannavention with your azz
I’m going to print every comment you’ve posted about Riri and get me a check going on you ASAP
#crazyinloveorjustcraycray?
damn this chick is that DEAL!
@ Rihanna in that fukking DRESS!
Beyonce who??
Hey Bird
I agree she looks hot!!! in this pic but 10lbs would make her look even better!
Fiyah! LOVE the dress!
YSoSrs says:
@69
Don’t you start. We’ll have to become the dynamic duo to ward off our other friend Chocolate Diva Fenty. You know she’ll
a fool over her RiRi.
In most cases Rihanna should definitely only be seen NOT heard.
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69
Get it girl!!!
VDot u disrespecting my vows
@GAGIRL
That is the ever gorgeous, ever beautiful Kenya Moore, former Miss USA. She’s the new cast member of RHOA
Yasssss chile….werk!! She looks good
Still hate the hair
Heeeyyy GaGirl
Did you hear Juicy sangin beez in da trap this morning??
I beez in da trap, be beez in da trap
If she wore this with her short black hair cut I would be foaming from the mouth. She looks good though.
YESSSSSS
Rih doesn’t need to gain an ounce.
Angelina on the other hand…I loved her crazy ass not to long ago. Now I need her to take a seat at a buffet table and eat until she fills out again.
CD FENTY says:
Rihanna showed that she can easily compete with Angelina Jolie
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BYE SANDRA SWEET BROWN ROSE!!!!! U CAN NOT POSSIBLY COMPARE MY SEXY ASS WIFE ROBYN TO THAT SKELETON WITH FEET ANGELINA.
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Hershey says:
Keep this ^^^ shyt up and I’m going to have Rihannavention with your azz I’m going to print every comment you’ve posted about Riri and get me a check going on you ASAP
#crazyinloveorjustcraycray?
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I dont get what u trying to say Hershey Bar
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FeFe Feminine says:
@GAGIRL
That is the ever gorgeous, ever beautiful Kenya Moore, former Miss USA. She’s the new cast member of RHOA
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She has the sexist eyes EVER!!!!!! She seems a little to classy for the RHOA
@VDot
*thrusts mic in face* What say you?
GaGirl
Rhianna is too much for just one person.
Besides, I just gave her a
Okay I may have grabbed her azz too. I couldn’t help it.
tongued her down@ Iheart I CANNOT WILL NOT fool with Juicy
Roll Call to my Fat Cats
Fayla (My Baby)

where YOU at?
YSO
FeFe
CD
405
Hershey
GA
Tatted
TY
It’s Friday
CD would never
me over Rihanna. I hope.
@GAGIRL
That’s what I’m scared of, she has always been a class act, but this show could potentially RUIN her! Honestly she’s one of the most beautiful women on the planet to me, has been for many years…
@Fayla
Can you see your niece now bew?
Chocolate
I do think Rihanna should design clothes though, I think people would buy them
@VDot
I can tell you from experience that my first time with Rih was breathtaking…I actually passed out and she revived me by chanting ‘Pon De Replay’ in my ear…
69
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FeFe Feminine says:
@VDot
I can tell you from experience that my first time with Rih was breathtaking…I actually passed out and she revived me by chanting ‘Pon De Replay’ in my ear…
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You stupid
@H-Town
I don’t think folks understand how good that Whip works. When I wash my hair that’s all I USE after conditioning and towel drying it….I usually let it air dry and sometimes I will blow dry, but when I put that flatiron to it…baaayyyybyyyyy…..
She looks haute.
67
FeFe Feminine says:
@GAGIRL
That’s what I’m scared of, she has always been a class act, but this show could potentially RUIN her! Honestly she’s one of the most beautiful women on the planet to me, has been for many years…
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It can go either way I’m hoping for the best but expecting the worse
YSoSrs says:
@69
CD would never
me over Rihanna. I hope.
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I swear this bish’s body was MADE to wear clothes. I can’t think of anybody fuggin with her stylewise. She does better than most on her down days.
Fe says:
@VDot
I can tell you from experience that my first time with Rih was breathtaking…I actually passed out and she revived me by chanting ‘Pon De Replay’ in my ear…
Girl stop making a fool of yoself. You are far to pretty of a young lady to keep fonting these lies and delusions.
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@Fe
I’m so mad at how she revives you
My baby as very coarse hair and I was in awe when I picked her up and saw the results! It was so full of body and silky. She was posing and cheesing something crazy
<—-Sydney at the hair salon
@CD
Whatevs….jealousy of my relationship with her is a DISEASE…get over yourself…
What I would do to this woman behind CD’s back!
What’s with y’all saying she needs to gain some weight??? Naa she doesn’t. Soon as she get thick everybody gon be saying she one donut away from being fat.
Damn are you kidding me its a white dress showing skin what other FEMMES haven’t pulled this off – she looks boring to me! Toni Braxton Jennifer Lopez Sofia Vegara I mean countless others and she is killing the game she looks like chit compared the ones I mentioned
SUP SR
For such a stunning girl, why the F*CK????? does she insist on possibly ruining her body with all that weed & alcohol????
@FEFE
You sure you didn’t pass out because your inner ear collapsed when you heard Rih singing about her cake while you were frosting it?
CD, baybay you are in need of a intervention.
*stands and reads letter to CD, with tears on my cheeks*
*If you don’t stop obsessing over Riri I’m no longer going to:
*Address my font towards yours
or
at anything funny you say (however I will laugh to my self behind my screen)
*I digress, I won’t greet you as Ms. Fenty, because you are and always will Chalk-alot D-vah-licious
* I will only address you by saying CD
or CD
<depends on what's in my cup
Now will please get on the plane and got to counseling?
@Choco
Girl, watch IT!
It’s Friday and all….love, not war, mmmkay
@Fe
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bashword says:
What I would do to this woman behind CD’s back!
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You are so funny
As if that would ever happen
I have seen this dress on a lot of people
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GOOD LAWD thanks cuz I did not want to appear to be hating
YSoSrs says:
@FEFE
You sure you didn’t pass out because your inner ear collapsed when you heard Rih singing about her cake while you were frosting it?
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@YSo
Girl, don’t make me hurt you!!!
@Fe
UMMMMMMM sorry bew that chit she’s wearing is not trendsetting nor fabulous mofo’s need to get a clue this chick in new to the game she’s following LEADERS
Hershey – Where and Why? That’s all am Saying
Choco says:
Damn are you kidding me its a white dress showing skin what other FEMMES haven’t pulled this off – she looks boring to me! Toni Braxton Jennifer Lopez Sofia Vegara I mean countless others and she is killing the game she looks like chit compared the ones I mentioned
SUP SR
Come back when u get yoself together
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Choco if u are gonna come with that negative energy u can leave right now >>
i guess nigs don’t give a courtesy new post alert on fridays
Rihanna’s body was made for that dress! I must give credit where credit is due! She looks GREAT!
@Choco
I’ve seen other variations of the dress as well….but she looks great in it as well. It compliments her body well. why can only person do something at a time? I thought J-Lo looked good in her version as well as some of the others.
@Choco
Damn are you kidding me its a white dress showing skin what other FEMMES haven’t pulled this off – Toni Braxton Jennifer Lopez Sofia Vegara
@CHOCO
Now I don’t like Rihanna either but the bish looks good in that dress. Just because others have worn it or something similar she can’t wear it and look nice in it herself?
Her face aint even on POINT GTFOH
She do the same red lip and half shaven head that Cassie started and she’s the one yeah she’s the one biting off others styles!
@Hershey
I believe this is reverse psychology on your part and you are trying to put your obvious hurt feelings on me. I love u enough to tell you about yourself. WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS
Rih looks good!
Something about the dress is off to me tho
@Candi
I did though
@YSO
I stated my opinion like you did RIGHT
You think she looks good I think she looks boring
Aunt Mary?
Can we pleasssssse get a morning glory On Sofia Vergara, Vashtie Kola, Blake Lively, Or Leighton Meester!??!!! Or even that girl Bre from Top Model. I’m tired of seeing Rihanna and Beyonce all day
*brings out Beyonce fan for my niece’s hair so it can blow in the wind properly* Girrrrrrrrl that hair look like it’s bouncing AND behaving
h-town stop tryin to make me look bad
sup fefe
Now THAT’S a leg…..
Jolie and them nibblets she was tryna force us to look at..
*exits lurk mode real quick*
MP, check your email please
Good Morning everyone
Agrees with Choco…
She does pull the look off better than JLo. Didn’t shee have nip slippage?
In other news, Columbus Short has a nice ass, I noticed it last night…
Girl I
you!
@Fefe
The other day, when I said that Halle and Nia were the standard by which all others are measured, I said that for one reason… They are the most versatile women in Hollywood. They can kill short hair, mid length, long and anything in between. People give too much credit to women like Beyonce, Kim K
rdashian, Christina Milian, LisaRaye, Stacy Dash etc when they display the same tired styles in and out over and over again. Women like Rihanna are no doubt attractive (and versatile) but I don’t think anyone would consider Rihanna to be in the same league of beauty of Nia and Halle. Nia Long is one woman that when I look at I smile with my brain, my eyes, and with my heart. She is down right damn beautiful… not to mention down to earth and she has that cool vibe (neither of which Halle seems to have but that’s another story) I don’t think that there will ever be another to top her in this lifetime… That’s just me though. :shame:
No, just the usual
@Fay
She asked if she could walk in front of the one in the shop so she could see if her hair would flow.
@Candi
Sorry!
@CD
Damn Choco!
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FeFe Feminine says:
@VDot
I can tell you from experience that my first time with Rih was breathtaking…I actually passed out and she revived me by chanting ‘Pon De Replay’ in my ear… .
I want details
@CHOCO
I guess. Never mind.
@69 True
That’s just me though.
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Yep, that says it all…glad you topped your post off with that phrase!
YSoSrs says:
@FEFE
yep, that’s my que to go. I’ll be back later on peeps.
You sure you didn’t pass out because your inner ear collapsed when you heard Rih singing about her cake while you were frosting it?
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” Let me stop for I get a shout out on another blog ”
what ya’ll talking bout?
@69 I agree! If beyonce had short hair she would be dudu…stacy dash prob could pull off a different style though. Long hair make everyone look at least decent. If you can rock short hair and long hair and look good doing it then you are beautiful!
@Mama
My thing is where are the standards I mean come on – Rihanna is NOT A DIVA! She just has body and some find her face and forehead attractive IM not one of them – but that bish got BODY tho! Im just on that bandwagon I’ve seen TRUE STUNNERS! #LOOKSINMIRROR
Fe dont ever miss an opportunity to shade Halle..tombout me!!
@69
Very good statement
Phro you leave my future mother out of this
This BISH is the TRUTH!!!
Note: Do calf lifts and squats.
@MP
I answered u
@Fe
I’m sure I’m getting alot of “this bish” right about now but lil do they know Ion give 2 chocolate fukks.
Choco
to you on my way out
Phro
how u gon ask me a question then say hold on so u can go answer a personal phone call? i will walk the fvck away from my desk from now until 3 pm so u can figure it out urself
@69
Don’t be long. I might need you here to cover me if we don’t get a new post soon.
I agree with you 69….Let’s see how Rhi looks at 40.
Ri looks great whether the dress has been worn or not…
I mean, is your stomach pulled in tighter, hair laid a little lower, nails glossing a little brighter? Oh, no? My B.
CD FENTY says:
Let me stop for I get a shout out on another blog
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Be careful and to my MAMA’s out there, HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!
Take time out for yourself!
Be easy!
@OTB
That bish has fallen OFF…she USED to be the shyt, mostly in the 90′s, Nia is still that bish, but like I said, opinions will ALWAYS apply…
lil do they know Ion give 2 chocolate fukks
@CALI
You know you wrong as **** for sidy eyeing and rolling your eyes at me wheres the love #HEFFA
OutsidetheBox says:
I mean, is your stomach pulled in tighter, hair laid a little lower, nails glossing a little brighter? Oh, no? My B.
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Whose watching?
I don’t get my haircut til Saturday…and nicca looking kinda rough….
Bye Gyp! Happy Mother’s Day!!
i could use some godiva chocolate right now
@GYPSY
Back at ya Babes
and Thanks!
@Naija
@69
@OTB
I will continue to font however the fukk I want…folks can keep watching, keep talking, keep being butt-hurt…it makes me no difference because I actually have other shyt to do in my life…
Do yall type with a little more fervor now that we know folks are watching?
I mean, is your stomach pulled in tighter, hair laid a little lower, nails glossing a little brighter? Oh, no? My B.
OMG
GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!
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Happy Mother’s Day!!!!!!
@GYPSY
Happy Mother’s Day to you too. I wish your baby the best on her prom. I hope it’s everything she wants it to be.
Happy mother’s day Gypsy!!!!!
I’m about to be broke buying shoes on Haute Look
outon hurr..sombody said they was going on an AIR DIET,
cause she is working that Dress
I love a sexy woman that can be sexy. Rhi Rhi I give it to you today beautiful sista
i type the same no matter what, but then again ain’t nobody stuntin my comments, i’m not controversial
*sits in the corner and knits sweaters for homeless cats*
Some chocolate covered almonds
@fefe nah love Halle will ALWAYS be that deal..she just cray cray
Let’s see how Rhi looks at 40.
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40??????????? Can you say REHAB or AMY WHINEHOUSE
headed to haute look now thanks @HTOWN
CD FENTY says:
@Hershey
I believe this is reverse psychology on your part and you are trying to put your obvious hurt feelings on me. I love u enough to tell you about yourself. WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS
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@ FE…Most dancers have nice asses.
Well considering that Rih just got out the hospital dealing with that dehydration, I think she looks damned good. I would expect her to look a lil weak considering that and i’m shocked she even made.
I didn’t like Toni B’s variation of this dress. I thought it was sleezy. Just too cut out.
The blog. The blog is watching.
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@OTB What you mean,what’s going on??? *searches for unidentifiable gravi of a Dr.Pepper can*
@Phrozen
Opinions are something like assholes… she’s not as pretty as she used to be to me, but again, that’s just MY opinion
Who knew loving and being committed to that beautiful lady up top would make me so hated and become draggable :hahahah:
<< threw in the dancing just because
RWS peeps crip walking, throwing up signs, banging on the keyboard in ALL CAPS, and e-thuging in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Choco to you on my way out
you back
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Wait come back so I can
@Fefe You’re blinded by her antics
<— eating Godiva chocolate covered strawberries
Cali
Hershey
@H – That’s my site! Did you see those maxi dresses the other day! I could live n those…
Candi –
controversial
I can’t front Halle lost her appeal to me when she let Billy Bob do his business on top of her in “Monsters Ball” #TrueStory
Ramamda Wedge 65.00 thanks again @Htown you the greatest.
@Phrozen
I guess…but I think not…
What up JMO and FeFe
@ Phro-
I’ve been lookin’ for you. Okay, so I finally say ya boy Q (Funky Dineva) in regular clothes & stuff. He does a GREAT job, because I JUST KNEW he was
But I REALLY enjoy his videos. Especially when I’m drunk. I talk back to the screen & everything!!!
@ Baby Girl-
Are you on FB?
I can’t see me continuing to use my log in that often in the future.
jmo only reason i ain’t hatin right now is cause ion like strawberries. i like my chocolate w/o fruit or healthy stuff
it makes me no difference because I actually have other shyt to do in my life
I HEAR you but what about this BLOG LIFE *¥ ? ? Æ* <—throwed up gang signs
Girl dont be fonting me all strongly.
I was just joshing..but Fe the blog has eyes
LOL Its Friday. Let's party. *deep sigh*
when she let Billy Bob do his business on top of her
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I think Halle is still outwardly gorgeous but I’ve never cared for her as an actress and what little I know of her persona outside of that makes her seem extremely unattractive to me.
Haute Look
Love them but they make me wait to long for my chit…imma stop fukking with them…now what they selling today?
@ Lashelle I LOVE’S me some Funky Dineva YES GAWD BYTCH!
@LaShell
Nah I just think he was looking to break in the biz and that was his character..he was on Kandi koated nights this week too..
@fefe
cali
<—- brandy's missing edges
@Dimpz
I agree. That’s why I said her dress is sensual without being vulgar. Toni’s dress was too over the top did not enhance her body at all
Blog gang signs
*SCREAMS ROSES UNITE*
@OTB
Girl, that aggression was NOT toward you, please believe! I was just letting it be known that I ain’t scurred! *throws up every symbol on the keyboard*
I HEAR you but what about this BLOG LIFE *¥ ? ? Æ*
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why you thuggin today OTB?
bashword says:
What’s with y’all saying she needs to gain some weight??? Naa she doesn’t. Soon as she get thick everybody gon be saying she one donut away from being fat.
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Mama don’t want her no where near thick. Just 10 more pounds to make that cute little butt and thighs to have a little more succulence. Just enough for me to make her walk for me and I say, “It’s jigglin baby, go head baby.
@Candi, *snaps fingers* dammit … give me a sec to think of something else …
*goes to text Yall about another meet & greet*
@Lashelle there was this one video when he was talking about “Homeless Greeks” this ninja said if I see one more homeless AKA..if they don’t get all them homeless Greek people together and put on a stepshow and make some money..
can’t even knock that heffa. she wearin’ the hell outta that dress.
Girl dont be fonting me all strongly.
Bish you still hungover from last night arent you
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@lashelle
email me…
@Creamy
Hazel has some cute dresses!
Phrozen1der says:
I can’t front Halle lost her appeal to me when she let Billy Bob do his business on top of her in “Monsters Ball” #TrueStory
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He wore her ass out and she became “Used” goods after huh bruh?
that was one of the moments where a nicca would say “yeah we aint gotta wait 3 weeks”….you pregnant..
i never thought halle was that great of an actress either. she’s pretty tho. she started out regular looking. y’all remember her in strickly business? then she came up in the looks dept thru the years
Phrozen1der says:
@Lashelle there was this one video when he was talking about “Homeless Greeks” this ninja said if I see one more homeless AKA..if they don’t get all them homeless Greek people together and put on a stepshow and make some money..
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@ Hershey- OMG. Between him & Kid Fury, I am just soooooooooooooooo in love!
why you thuggin today OTB?
FUGG ALL YALL Im crying over here Im laughing so hard she’s still drunk from last night
OMG
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hey errbody!!
On topic: STUNS? not quite but she looks to be in shape and fairly happy so whatevs
That dress is more on the trashy side to me but I havent liked anything she has wore this year sooooooooo…
Happy Mother’s Day, homies!
u do that jmo
#secretlyjellis
lemme go text, his and frenchie and harlem bout meetin up this weekend
@ Baby girl-
What’s your addy? Mine has ALL of my government info in it unfortunately.
What you mean,what’s going on???
Nothing @Phro.
Somnebody commented that the Beyonce stans are the best and erybody else got mad.
#whatchugonnadew
@ACE I lost my 18 year old Halle Berry libido and her latest antics haven’t helped me find it either
@Candi Yup, with the same High top fade with a perm
OTB
about it when my ass finally catches on I am simply
and rigor has officially started in
Some of the chit u font have me
@OTB
Oh..
@lashelle
I think I still have urs, I’ll send you an email…
DYMOND!!
Where you been?
*throws up every symbol on the keyboard*
*ties red scarf around head*
Robyn’s body is on point, but short hair would have looked better with this look… But nobody slays like my girl JLO!
@Cali
I’ve been staying away as I’m saving coins for a mini vacay…but i just had to check my email and see their name
@ Phro-
I watched Kandi Koated Night JUST to see him.
And lemme just say, I WON’T be watchin’ that shyt again. IT WAS BORING!!
My BF & I have more vulgar conversations than THAT during breakfast.
But nobody slays like my girl JLO
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She’s SLAYS THEM!
@SIS
*screams*
BLOG LIFE!
*jacks a fresh round into my semiautomatic* :shotsfired*
Ion know whats wrong with yall. Yall know I dont drank…like that.
So are the RWS people really over there e-banging? Tell them to wash the black off those walls and turn a light on in there. Lurking and talking Ooops I meant to say
shyt is so uncouth.
P.S. Don’t drop the soap!
OK…..so who knows who wrote that stuff on that other site? I know you say don’t bring it up again, but someone else wrote something about it first so the gate is open
Did we ever figure that out cuz I read that chit and honeyyyyyyy
Some folks got some real issues
@OTB
I found a cute A-Line coat by Kenneth Cole
#Loveretro
Oh yeah Happy Early Mothers Day to the Mom’s on the blog..
Had it not been for you giving it up that night/day/afternoon your kids would not have you to shop for… #Cheers
Gorgeous! this is how Angelina WISHED she looked in her dress….
*bangs right fist in left hand while walking around in circles*
@ Dallas…..I LOVE JeNuhFuh LOwPez! She is my ultimate girl crush.
@LAShelle I was watching REAL TV so I missed it..
Ya’ll saw J-Lo perform on Idol last night??? She did that..
Dymonds are a girls best friend
A-Line
Oooh I need to check that out..thats a good cut for my bawwddddddyyy. I am a french fry away after all
JHo don’t slay sht for me personally. Her ass is the only thing she has going for her if you like that kinda thing. And the bish can dance. She still gets points for that.
JeNuhFuh LOwPez
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Something about her just irritates my soul…I can’t get into her at all…
Oh yeah Happy Early Mothers Day to the Mom’s on the blog.. Had it not been for you giving it up that night/day/afternoon your kids would not have you to shop for…
#BASTID
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My friend wore pajama pants over my house yesterday I think that deaded us
I can’t and WONT
NOT bad at all
@YSo She gives you a performance I tell you that
CD FENTY says:
OTB
about it when my ass finally catches on I am simply
and rigor has officially started in

The shade is just that strong.
Some of the chit u font have me
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She has planted a whole forest on SR by now
@Choco
He don’t respect you son…
@Choco
He don’t respect you son…
@Dimpz
YSoSrs says:
JHo don’t slay sht for me personally. Her ass is the only thing she has going for her if you like that kinda thing. And the bish can dance. She still gets points for that.
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@Phro
Its payday too.
Wait let me stop. Know we on welfare and blogging from the innanet cafe…
Jane Schmane taxpayer just bought mama some new shoes
Hell, I liked Hood J-Lo too. That green Versace(?) she wore to those awards with Diddles, *swoon, passes the fugg out*
OMG why did I just walk into something and my coworker was behind me he goes COME ON
You too OTB? Girl I crossed the line a long time ago apparently
Phrozen1der says:
Ya’ll saw J-Lo perform on Idol last night??? She did that..
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so i’m not the only one… *demands YSO hand back his mancard*
@CD Who is that stunning woman in your profile pic??
@ACE
You know I watch what the hayle I please
@H Town
I swear I go from scrolling right past it sometimes, go back to it, think about it, laugh about it and then see what I fonted to make sure that fool aint shading my ass and I’m laughing at my gotdamn self
OutsidetheBox says:
Its payday too.
Wait let me stop. Know we on welfare and blogging from the innanet cafe… Jane Schmane taxpayer just bought mama some new shoes
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Don’t forget dope slangin
Good ol’ Sweet Brown!
EXCEPT Lifetime…
@PHRO
HE DONT RESPECT HIMSELF Im used to OL SKOOL BLACK MEN you wouldnt catch my dad or my son’s dad in them chits YO! SON SON
But this was after I ranted about mofo’s walking in the dollar store with them chits on so yesterday when I saw him in my mind #OVER
Phro
Sweet Brown
Who?
*blows all the baking soda from keyboard*
@Choco
Did he come to take a nap OR????
@CD
She seems “wholesome”
Hehehehe @CD. Yall leave me alone. Aint nobody got time for that
Hehehehe @CD. Yall leave me alone. Aint nobody got time for that
@PHRO
I don’t have sex with men in pj’s I prefer NUDE he dropped some medz off and I just was like I wanted to get over him and I finally did
OutsidetheBox says:
Who?
*blows all the baking soda from keyboard*
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Phro please Google Sweet Brown and get cho life!!1
She didnt even grab no shoes sweet teen with condoms Jesus!
SHe is stunning and has the “IT” factor. just no vocals
Why CD? Why CD
@Phro
She is one of the last OG’s still left
I just was like I wanted to get over him and I finally did
I KNOW you only KNOW this technique if youve done it before.
@Choco
@OTB *Goes to google*
@CD
She was finna get a cold pop, and smelt somebody bbqin
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Dallas…..I LOVE JeNuhFuh
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<<Sweet Brown voice: WHAT U CRYING FOR CALI??? WIPE YO TEARS AND CLEAN YO FACE AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
I KNOW you only KNOW this technique if youve done it before.
YOU ALREAdY KNOW
FUG THE BS
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Is that a scarf? A cap? A turban? IJDK!!! with Sweets!!!
This chick is soo overrated. Her and beyonce. They not ugly at all..just overrated as hell.
CD FENTY says:
@H Town

I swear I go from scrolling right past it sometimes, go back to it, think about it, laugh about it and then see what I fonted to make sure that fool aint shading my ass and I’m laughing at my gotdamn self
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I’m sure there was logic around the PJ pants…
Maybe he figured he wouldn’t be in them long and there are easier to pull down than jeans or slacks with a belt
She was finna get a cold pop, and smelt somebody bbqin
In the middle of the night tho????
@ Cocoa……
Yall are crazy today! BBL
OTB!!!!!
Hood Crush
Whats up
WHAT U CRYING FOR CALI??? WIPE YO TEARS AND CLEAN YO FACE AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
You don’t even need no tissha sweet child of Jesus! Just use your shirt aint nobody got time for that
*consoling back pat*
OTB
What about ole boy that keeps walking behind her trying to get his tv shine on
who said its payday?! lawd i got $3 in my checking account until tomorrow
had to tell my mom and sister DO NOT cash those mother’s day checks until saturday!
@Cali
Nah boo no logic if you hear me talking about folks who do that chit and I be like wtf is wrong with my people where is the PRIDE… He was being lazy and Im sorry don’t leave Gaithersburg with PJ’s on driving to GERMANTOWN – you shouldn’t he knows I find that hella welfare ghetto no purpose or goals having self…. HE DEADED US!
She was finna get a cold pop, and smelt somebody bbqin
In the middle of the night tho????
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or just
I wonder if she was
IGo *bats eyelashes* Happy Friday. You kept me up late last night.
*deep sigh*
I know Im late but “ON TOPIC” … eh
and I hate the hair ..more
Not to mention this mofo had a hoody on that said GRUMPY and his lil PJ pants said GRINCH – #GROSS WHAT DID I SEE IN YOU WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT
Oh Sweet Brown…Sweet Brown…
(anyone see her cousin DeDe walking back and forth in the background for TV time. Niccas still get full head designs in there fades
And @IGo Kerry look good as hell in that gravi!!1 Are you watching Scandal?? You betta be watching! Kerry got that undercover, I will end up stalking your ass sexy.
@Candi
I swear I hate when the camera’s catch the coons on tv..
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CHIIIID I don’t that be like WHAT NOT TO DO ANYTIME ANYPLACE for me
“#GROSS WHAT DID I SEE IN YOU WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT”
#THIS!
Hey YSo
I was here yesterday whereTF were u? hmmmmmmmm?




Hey Choco
Hey HTown
Hey Phro
Hey Candilion
Hey Dimpz
Hey Naija
What about ole boy that keeps walking behind her trying to get his tv shine on
I hope my friend does not read SR because I swear that bytch gone bust every window I got. Why when I was on the phone with that chile last night she said “I aint even thank about chickenpops at first I thought it was emphysema because I use to have that”
I told her u mean eczema not emphysema in which she replied “girl whateva” Bless her Sweet Brown Jr heart
MY BABY GOT CHICKENPOPS AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
OMG “Aint nobody got time for that”
Jesus is clearly a close personal friend! They on a first name basis!
I’m lost. WHO is the chick in CD’s gravi?
@ Choco…Did he really come over your house in his seven dwarfs PJs?
Cameraman: “Don’t talk to that one he looks learnED..Quick grab that drunken one falling on the sidewalk and let’s ask him his views on gay marriage”
Happy Friday.. haven’t posted in forever.
RIRI stays slayin…
Need to say hey to my new favs OTB and CD Fenty. I still love Choc too.
Yall keep me laughing. I MISS BROWN…
Im calling in RIVER MONSTER he will be my next friend
HOLDS HEAD IN SHAME
I HEAR you but what about this BLOG LIFE *¥ ? ? Æ* <—throwed up gang signs
HTown i just wanna brush my niece's hair!
53 mo mins & i'm OUT!
dymond!
what’s in ur gavi? is that the coldest winter ever book club?
OutsidetheBox says:
IGo *bats eyelashes* Happy Friday. You kept me up late last night. *deep sigh*
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Im trying to get my spelling right… yall killing me on WWF
I barley win anything.
@CD @OTB
<—-Secretly weeps when black people can't speak..clearly English is their second language..
who said its payday?! lawd i got $3 in my checking account until tomorrow
had to tell my mom and sister DO NOT cash those mother’s day checks until saturday!
CD FENTY says:
<<Sweet Brown voice: WHAT U CRYING FOR CALI??? WIPE YO TEARS AND CLEAN YO FACE AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
y must i love u so CD??? LMFAO!!!
MzDimplez1123 says:
I’m lost. WHO is the chick in CD’s gravi?
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The infamous Sweet Brown, you have GOT TO
her Now!
*sigh* What in tarnation are yall talkin bout??
yall so slow
Aint they tho.. Me too.
#missedthis.
AT FIRST I THOUGHT SOMEBODY WAS BOBBY-QUE-IN! I AINT EEM HAVE NO SHOES ON JESUS
cousin DeDe
@ Dymond
MissBoss
Sweet Brown’s teeth aint seen a tooth brush since JAYSUS walked the earth…and her hair was laid like Sojourner Truth!!
cc:@Lashelle
Phrozen1der says:
Cameraman: “Don’t talk to that one he looks learnED..Quick grab that drunken one falling on the sidewalk and let’s ask him his views on gay marriage”
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Damn shame bruh.
@Daddy Sad but true man..
CD FENTY says:
I hope my friend does not read SR because I swear that bytch gone bust every window I got. Why when I was on the phone with that chile last night she said “I aint even thank about chickenpops at first I thought it was emphysema because I use to have that” I told her u mean eczema not emphysema in which she replied “girl whateva” Bless her Sweet Brown Jr heart
MY BABY GOT CHICKENPOPS AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
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WHY AM I AT MY DESK CRYING LAUGHING!!!!
MY SOUL HURTS!!!
“#GROSS WHAT DID I SEE IN YOU WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT”
Revelations
I was with a dude all the way…until I realized I had only ever seen that fool in white tees. Not even the thick ones…the hanes packs one..
@Dimpz
YES! Im not overlooking that! FUGG THAT
@MISS BOSS
but you said you still love when did you stop
In my head:
Sweet Brown is my favorite auntie and Kid Fury is her son my cousin/BFF.
@OTB
with the creases from being folded??
OutsidetheBox says:
And @IGo Kerry look good as hell in that gravi!!1 Are you watching Scandal?? You betta be watching! Kerry got that undercover, I will end up stalking your ass sexy.
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Yeah Im watching…. Thats my TV crush.
I was with a dude all the way…until I realized I had only ever seen that fool in white tees. Not even the thick ones…the hanes packs one..
Chile you be trying to be so understanding until you just don’t get it
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I spent the other day at the local zoo and I saw a nappy beast and it looked just like you and when I looked up at the cage it said JIGABOO
When I looked up at the cage it said JIGABOO
#classic
i think u were confusing me with my real life bff. that’s sassy with the supposed drug kingpin bf. ion have a man *winks at therapist*
Bibi says:
*sigh* What in tarnation are yall talkin bout??
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Dont worry
Im lost too.
welp, these bastids wont lemme be great on SR today so i’m out for now, maybe i can font u guys later. but foe i go lemme introduce the
to my Japanese friend Fock Yu
*squints* oooh school daze photo
CD
…googling SWEET BROWN now
@Igo
Hey Fayla boo
<—-Secretly weeps when black people can't speak..clearly English is their second language..
Im so glad Im not the only racist
I KID but hey if you black and acting a fool I can rep for you….
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Phrozen1der says:
Sweet Brown’s teeth aint seen a tooth brush since JAYSUS walked the earth…and her hair was laid like Sojourner Truth!! cc:@Lashelle
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OMG!!! I COMING SEE YOU ELIZABETH!!!
Hey Ya-Ya!
Happy Mother’s Day!
Need to say hey to my new favs OTB and CD Fenty
Hey girlll..
@ Choco…I got over who I thought was gonna be mister forever after I saw his wife’s FB page. I mean the way she would spew about their relationship and dog his 12 yr old out then say, ION care who run back and tell him, because ppl would tell him.
I’m like
How the hell he let THIS shyt ride?! Lost all love right then.
Yeah I know, I shouldn’t have been on there anyway but,
OTB, you only say what most are thinking … Maybe thats why I catch it
*looks at phone* nope, nothing from IGO
CHOC… NEVER
i just never post but yall are something else. MY gov-mint job isnt so boring when i come here.
@Choco Right!! I be moving my head like through osmosis I can somehow speak through them.. #SpeakLawd
@msFashion
Bye Fayla boo
BOBBY-QUE-IN!
@Candi
Who the hell is this sweet brown yall keep talking about?
Dymond says:
@ Candi
I spent the other day at the local zoo and I saw a nappy beast and it looked just like you and when I looked up at the cage it said JIGABOO
When I looked up at the cage it said JIGABOO
#classic
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Yep!!!
But you Ain’t white
Your hair is Straight
Cause you Pressed it Last Night
@Jmo Google it and enjoy…#ThankUsLater
cant
SO ummm yeah Im thinking about dusting off my cougar badge I had one in the wing but what makes him so different is he’s sooooo laid back we met a couple of months ago and he’ll text ever so often why is that I find some younger men more mature than older men – he seems to have his chit together no hurry no rush he works hard and is real chill MAYBE BE A SUMMER COUGAR
#THOUGHT
#EVIL LAUGH
but you said you still love when did you stop
Freudian slip
@Igo
I’m not that great either…my handle is the same as my Twitter
this post is confusing as chit
@MP
My ass could have been the butt of plenty of shade and my ass sitting here like
<< me being a special ed graduate
My slow ass would be like why is OTB fonting these 1 liners, who is she talking too.
with the creases from being folded??
Fugg yall
#SpeakLawd
#SPEAKTOME
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Google is the devil
@OTB He sounds classy
@Choco @bibi
Freudian slip
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I’s SEnSITive
Oh Lawd I got bronchitis, aint nobody got time for that!
OMG
@Canid noooo. I know who got him you just needed a favor! What are friends for??? N/M lawd I cant send you no where with no dope!
CD
why does this bootleg avengers tshirt have spiderman, batman, and one of them blue avatars on it?!
#whittyhutontshirts
@ Phro-
Her hair is LAAAAAID like the dream and the hope of the slaves!
JMO says:
OTB, you only say what most are thinking … Maybe thats why I catch it
*looks at phone* nope, nothing from IGO
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Hello to you too JMO
Lost all love right then.
Rightly so.
<<<MY AUNTIE IS BLOG FAMOUS
@Lashelle Sweet Brown’s hair is laid like Emancipated negro’s
@YAYA
DO NOT TAKE THAT SIZZURP THE DR PRESCRIBES!
I had that
*looks at phone* nope, nothing from IGO
Im sorry I missed that part of kindergarten where they teach sharing.
otb oh u was settin me up with a connect
is that what they call them on the wire?
ion think i’d survive. lemme just go sell some fun dip and skittles on the train
@OTB
Sharing is Caring..
@ Phro-
Did you see the one where that FOOL said he had been in jail so long that his pu$$y smelled like mayonnaise? I criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied!
I can’t watch that Brown chick here.
@ Shaun….Did you get any further?
Hey Eazy
OutsidetheBox says:
*looks at phone* nope, nothing from IGO
Im sorry I missed that part of kindergarten where they teach sharing.
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@Candi I was talking to my boy yesterday and told this negro he needs to get his ticket for this trip and stop playing..He’s like “I only have $180 to my name until payday on the 15th” *does math* Ummm ninja that’s Tuesday what’s the issue just lay low this weekend..He was like “I gotta survive” I’m like ninja you don’t have any groceries?! He said “hell nah,I don’t have groceries I aint got time for that”
@ choco
I was quoting Sweet Brown BUT when I did have it..I didn’t take that cough syrup
I just stuck with the over the counter stuff
how u change your gravi? and who was that saying they liked 2CHAINZ? sorry from Dallas didnt know he was getting pub like that… but i like mostly underground stuff anyway.
H-Townmama ( I let Fayla whip it REAL GOOD) says:
@Igo
I’m not that great either…my handle is the same as my Twitter
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Learned a long time ago…its better not to know
Whats up Bibi
@Lashelle
Nah I aint see that one..
“hell nah,I don’t have groceries I aint got time for that”
:Rofl:
I had one in the wing
Fukk you for giving me material
Ohhh dont even start taday!!!
Now let me go back and finish reading..
@Bibi
..I didn’t take that cough syrup
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Shorty that chit right there man! I felt like I was on pluto just sitting there dumb stuck and outta my fukn mind the toilet ate that chit!
He said “hell nah,I don’t have groceries I aint got time for that
why dont I have friend like this!!!
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lemme just go sell some fun dip and skittles on the train
Dont wear no hoodie!
Aww chit never mind you can pass!
@phro he can do like i do and eat bbq chips and cheese sticks for dinner
i find a way to pay for important things. i got a $292 check in the mail so i’m using that to subsidize my trip. LOOK AT GOD!
laid like Emancipated negro’s
Greased with struggle laden fried chicken..
@igo
U tell me
Why do I die everytime Candi says….LOOK AT GOD!
Fukk you for giving me material Ohhh dont even start taday!!! Now let me go back and finish reading..
#BAIT right but anyway he has texted and called like you know here and there making a bish look at him in another light and chit they all got game
But real talk I was thinkin of him the other day and I get a text today Good Morning Boo!
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Bish for real he is cute you know but I was like nahhh them days are over well He said he wasn’t leaving until he got my number
Candi is hilarious
Dimpz
Sharing is Caring..
Oh. You missed my last gravi? The one that said just cause Im mom doesnt mean I care? Oh.
lls
Phrozen1der says:
@Lashelle Sweet Brown’s hair is laid like Emancipated negro’s
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I am about to piss on myself!!!!
So she has struggle hard hair too?
i may only have $3 in my checking but like the hair on serena’s back STILL I RISE!
@Eazy @OTB
@Candi
I aint even mad tho….
OutsidetheBox says:
*looks at phone* nope, nothing from IGO
Im sorry I missed that part of kindergarten where they teach sharing
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Dont worry Ladies both of you will have ample enough time to kick my ass in WWF
@Wife
Your Phone has youtube…got bars?
Did you get any further?
Hey JMO!
@ Shaun…Last time somebody told me sharing is caring on here, my reply:
<—–Isn't caring.
#bish!
“hell nah,I don’t have groceries I aint got time for that”
@ hubby……you KNOW my reception sucks!
Gawgeous sessy bish…
@OTB
I saw it and concurred
Have ya’ll seen Lark Voorhees (Lisa Turtle)’s new face??
@Laker
Hola Mija
Why do I die everytime Candi says….LOOK AT GOD!
@ Phro……
unfortunately. Looks like:
Bad eye lift
Maybe bleaching or vitilago(sp) with bad makeup covering
Botox so fresh her face still ain’t moving right.
Have ya’ll seen Lark Voorhees (Lisa Turtle)’s new face??
you here we won’t discuss any of the confusion on or concering her face Im riddle with unanswered questions…
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I must
they all got game But real talk I was thinkin of him the other day and I get a text today Good Morning Boo!
Bibi says:
@igo
U tell me
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Not shait… I was about to ride the bike into work today.
Dont know what I was thinking.
@Dimpz She looks spooky as fawk..why would you want to look like a corpse?!
@Choco What do you think it is???
@ Phrozen…Looks like something out of a Tim Burton flick.
#bish!
The reason for my deep abiding love
Us never part. *glances at fresh dye job*
@ Shaun…I’m still dying at: I’m if i’m the pappy.
Bibi
Ace Dimpz
Dont go into the light Carol Anne!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I’ve been on a couple of dates from match no interest I’ve been seeing my friend for the past year and while I love him – he can’t keep up with me sexually I even became less sexual becuz of him…. Imma just go with the flow Im single and independent #FUGG IT!
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Girl I dont want to at all he’s soooo chill shorty that his confidence is peaking my interest – DAMMIT I know he can hit good! I miss young guns they hungry!
@IGO
Traffic an issue??
I live 3 minutes away from work #teamzerocommute I can leave work pick up the littlin from afterschool and make it home by 5:15
Dont go into the light Carol Anne
Carol Anne! woooooooooooooooof!
Carol Anne! She loves birds
**Only if i’m the pappy. Lawd I need to stop taking these calls.
@PHRO
I dont know it may be alcholism combined with cheap plastic surgery skin cancer and a horrible makeup artist but the chit is very odd I just kept staring at the pic like who is that
he can’t keep up with me sexually I even became less sexual becuz of him….
Bibi says:
@IGO
Traffic an issue??
I live 3 minutes away from work #teamzerocommute I can leave work pick up the littlin from afterschool and make it home by 5:15
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Nah its not the Traffic… Its me and I will drive too damn fast.
Lark does like casket ready huh
Hey Lakes!
@Igo
So ur reckless huh???
I hate all you bishes. With all of my dark, dark heart.
&
Not you too @Eazy
*adds another to the not chit list*
I’ve been seeing my friend for the past year and while I love him – he can’t keep up with me sexually I even became less sexual becuz of him….
Choco, he a virgo..whats up with these men?! Retarded? Hermits? What?
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speaking of which, I finally got my cougar on with the 21 yr old and his ass is tooooo hard to get. either he fckn something else or Im too much for him cause po child be justa running from me and i dont understand
Right OTB I can sneak some help cuz honestly even tho he wore PJ’s over my house I still love me some him but I can always use the PJ excuse when I wanna see youngen
@ Lakes…
@ YSO…What THEY do to you?
So she not giving you halloween, funeral home, 3 shades of focked up make-up tease OTB?
Rihanna looks good, BUT her heel is ashy. WTH
DIMPZ!!
They won’t be sht and got me laughing like a damn mental patient. I’m afraid to Google Sweet Brown too.
AHHHH @ Easy
Virgo men I cant get with they are to much like me and it’s annoying to talk to someone who thinks they are smarter than you – he’s fine either you annoyed him with a smart remark or he got his feel/fill seeing someone else wouldn’t matter – Did you say anything that may have hurt his ego even something you wouldn’t think would make a big deal
Bibi says:
@Igo
So ur reckless huh???
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On that bike I might be.
@ YSO….I pray for them daily.
OMG I dont wanna font to known of you
FUGG That its so hard for me to get with someone else becuz of how much I love him but he can’t get all THAT from me – GOD IS GOOD youngen playing his position #CHECMATE
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Soooo you don’t do the same thing
How they didnt show Sweet Brown on yall news???
Thats racist.
I know all the East coast staions played it…from Gyp to CD to Fay we stay laughing at Sweets.
@igo
Bike fits the profile..
Did you say anything that may have hurt his ego even something you wouldn’t think would make a big deal
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all the time. i dont have a filter when i talk to him because im really comfortable due to how we met. didnt know he liked liked me. so thats the problem? dammmmmnn, he workn with a river monster too so i really dont care, i just want the peen
@Easy
Yes that is the problem especially with VIRGOS major turn off
She looks nice! That’s all I got…nothing more, nothing less.
LOVE the split…but I HATE her hair… that shaven side is NOT cute.
That first pic.sideview with the legs sexxxy.
@ Hershey: please change your Gravatar. This is a family-oriented blog.