Joseline Hernandez wants you to know that he…
…doesn’t care what you think.
In an effort to cover up his past (as a man), Joseline Hernandez’s friends have launched a campaign to prove he is a biological woman. The friends are emailing blogs (including mine) offering altered “Yearbook” photos of Joseline as a young boy wearing a dress. Um, it doesn’t take a ton of expertise to fake a yearbook photo.
Anyway, several loyal readers emailed me pics of Joseline as her strip club persona, Shenellica Bettencourt.
Apparently Jose was good enough to fool the King of Diamonds and Gentlemen’s strip clubs in Miami.
Even after the surgeries and hormone shots, his body is still quite manly. It’s interesting to see all the “men” who are following MsJoseline on Twitter.com. I bet these same “men” love to bend over and get their prostates tickled by their women.
The following photos are NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
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He/She has had too much work done. But got damnit if I didn’t think that as Rihanna up top, AT FIRST.
Shenellica Bettencourt. < That is not a cute stripper name
Sence? Is she bleaching her skin? She looks darker in those pictures.
Damn Sandra!! You know how to go hard in tha paint, don’t ya!!!
the Pics of her in the black Lingere loks like maliah IMO
man-bitch if you gonna go hard learn how to spell…
LOL!!!
:/ Um that nigga has a nice body in some of them pics
and on that
Im OUT
@Fefe
Right!
Still a dude
Sandra pleeeeeease post the high school pic of Jose These pics aren’t convincing me of anything.
Man-bitch
He got a better body than some females I know though
FeFe Feminine says:
man-bitch if you gonna go hard learn how to spell…
* 
Thats a Man Baby…
her jawline looks soooo damn strong…
and Stevie J needs his entire ass whooped.
all these nsfw posts today, bout to get this site blocked at my job again
don’t look like the same person but
who knows
‘Damon you are a boy’ In my money Mike voice
Why is his butt pointy?
I can’t take credit for that ‘Man-Bitch’ comment tho….@His had me dying on Twitter last night with that shyt…had to use it again!
so those other mitches (man-bitches) up top are the other “flavas” featured on the site, bc they don’t look a Jose. who, btw. LOOK-A-LIKE-A-MAN #MsSwan #MadTV
@Throb
How are you today sir?
CC
After seeing that shait last night I really considered MOVING
Her and her friends need to stop lying, those are pictures of two different men!
Anybody trying that hard to convince the world…is lying imo
Where are the Pics of her as a man?
Post them so we know it’s real…
Even after the surgeries and hormone shots, his body is still quite manly. It’s interesting to see all the “men” who are following MsJoseline on Twitter.com. I bet these same “men” love to bend over and get their prostates tickled by their women.
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Im so not convinced her forearms are beefy and not toned like a ladies but buff like a man’s and tell that SHIMMY AZZ to FUK SHIMSELF!
Anna says:
Why is his butt pointy?
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@igo there’s plenty room in dc
@Fe Fe
Hey you :Hug:
whats up
CC
Anybody trying that hard to convince the world…is lying imo
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Girrrlllll I’ve never felt the need to explain myself to anyone #HIGHRIDINGBISH
(s)he can’t spell
wonder how many dudes would still hit it
HOLD UP IS THAT THE SAME PERSON?
IDK
After seeing that shait last night I really considered MOVING
Yeah come to MD 
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NaijaGal says:
wonder how many dudes would still hit it
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PLENTY!
*woman
wonder how many dudes would still hit it
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in ATL the majority in the industry most
candibfly says:
@igo there’s plenty room in dc
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IDK Candi
Snoopy might not like me down that way
@Igo, u should
Someone give this wack ass bish hooked on phonics for me thanks
This d!ck tricker ain’t foolin no damn body. Only TWO of those pics are of “it”. The rest are all lies, fairytales and fallices, stolen from SOMEBODY else’s archive.
@Choco
Hell I can’t explain myself…chit just is
Anna says:
Why is his butt pointy
Candi
NaijaGal says:
wonder how many dudes would still hit it
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Sometimes you just gotta look at your hand and look at her and say
“nah…im good”
Shim has to be bleaching!!!!
Hey Sandra & SR fam!!
Choco
FeFe
Igo
Fay Fay
JMO
Laker
Lawd if this “Mister Her” don’t go sit down somewhere lookin like Chris Brown with make-up on.
Lawddddd!!
SHE LOOKN DOWN AT THEM
LIKE “YEAH BUUDY THESE CAME OUT NIIICE” 
THE REASON WHY I BELIEVE HE IS A HE IS BECAUSE LAST NIGHT ON THE EPISODE WHEN HE LEANED BACK IN THE CHAIR WITH HIS ARM ON THE BACK OF THE CHAIR, IT WAS A DEAD GIVEAWAY-HIS MALE MANNERISMS CAME OUT A FEMALE DOESN’T REEL BACK IN A CHAIR LIKE THAT, IT WAS WAAAY TO MASCULINE AND IT’S LEGS WERE COCKED NOT GAPPED WIDE OPEN
HIS ARMS, BUTT, AND LEGS RESEMBLE THOSE OF A MAN-I’M NOT BUYING IT
Auntie, I’m LOVING the “shade”….”he” wants you all to know…..LOVE’S IT!!! And ummm, “she” is definitely a MAN:-)
@Choco
Hell I can’t explain myself…chit just is
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Basically
@Fayla
So what ur saying is, that he took the cheaper option and got what he paid for???
Deluxe Package
Plus Package
Basic Package <——-Jose chose this one!
luVn_liFe… says:
the Pics of her in the black Lingere loks like maliah IMO
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I see the same tattoo in all the pics. Maliah doesn’t have a tattoo on her right arm.
WHANG “WAANG WAANG…HEERRO”
AND A FEMALE ESPECIALLY HISPANIC WOULD ROCK HER OWN HAIR, I AINT NEVA SEEN A CHICK WITH THAT MANY WIG CHANGES EXCEPT FOR THE BRAXTONS IN ONE DAMN EPISODE-
THE PIC WITH THE BRAIDS EVEN LOOK LIKE EXTENSIONS
I bet these same “men” love to bend over and get their prostates tickled by their women.
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Flucking
bawahahahahahahhahah I just spit on my screen lmao !!!!!!!!!! 
Bey they some dudes right now who are quite upset at this?
Fe, @His would coin that man-bitch term
smh … yall funny as hell on twitter
MOCHA YEP NO WOMAN DOES THAT LEAN BACK SHAIT.. I BET SHE TILT HER HEAD WITH IT TOO HUH?
AGREED…& DYING LAUGHING @ THE SAME TIME:
I Go There says:
Thats a Man Baby…
her jawline looks soooo damn strong…
and Stevie J needs his entire ass whooped.
@JMO
@His gives me absolute LIFE on Twitter!
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
THE REASON WHY I BELIEVE HE IS A HE IS BECAUSE LAST NIGHT ON THE EPISODE WHEN HE LEANED BACK IN THE CHAIR WITH HIS ARM ON THE BACK OF THE CHAIR, IT WAS A DEAD GIVEAWAY-HIS MALE MANNERISMS CAME OUT A FEMALE DOESN’T REEL BACK IN A CHAIR LIKE THAT, IT WAS WAAAY TO MASCULINE AND IT’S LEGS WERE COCKED NOT GAPPED WIDE OPEN
HIS ARMS, BUTT, AND LEGS RESEMBLE THOSE OF A MAN-I’M NOT BUYING IT
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Nah INTENSE its a woman
she just takes after her dad
ALOT
What no woman does is try to check the Main piece like she the main piece – I think the only reason Mimi didn’t clock that shim is becuz it was a man – I would’ve
that bish talkn to me like that 
#TAKETHAT
The spelling up top is just
she making strippers look even worse shat !
MOCHA SOME CUBANS DONT WEAR THEY OWN HAIR..
BUT MOST OF US HISPANICS DO..
I mean she is a cute dude and all but I am not convinced. That is a tranny body all day. Trannies always over do it with the surgery and their titties always look like they are glued on to the chest. I want to know how its mangina works..
Someone trying to pass themselves off as someone else could easily replicate tattoos though..
GoT Daminit…..Couldn’t figure it out, until now…
This is The winner of the second season of RuPaul’s Drag Race
Tyra Sanchez
Solved
I JUST NOTICE THE LAST NAME
THIS MOFUKA NAME WAS JULIO BEFORE 1999 
Mzwhang
*school girls voice*
“whang likes tree dang-a-lang, whang likes tree dang-a-lang”
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
AND A FEMALE ESPECIALLY HISPANIC WOULD ROCK HER OWN HAIR,
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Says whom????
Still a man.
Maybe she/he has had bad plastic surgery. The person in the black and pink lingerie is several shades darker than RihannaMan, but I do see a resemblence in the eyes and that person looks like a woman. He/She also might want to tone down his/her workout routine. He/she is VERY muscular.
That’s a man it tries way to be girly, even women don’t say I’m beautiful, and he is beautiful (Stevie J) all in the same sentence
Sanaa Lathan had that lean back in ‘Love and Basketball’
Stevie J tho
you better off staying away from females like Jeezy
Usual Suspect says:
GoT Daminit…..Couldn’t figure it out, until now…
This is The winner of the second season of RuPaul’s Drag Race
Tyra Sanchez
Solved
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CALI
however Tyra is more FIERCE than this wack chick
i still don’t think ole boy up top and chick in the last few pics are the same person
FeFe Feminine says:
@JMO
@His gives me absolute LIFE on Twitter!
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All yall crazy … especially when candi starts praying for everybody
TYRA CHIN AINT AS SKRONG..
Shenellica Bettencourt –
That the best they could come up with. I wanted to do my living you in that color, but I pass now. 
Damn getting drug through this post
Fefe
<—really a buffer for ole dude to shave them humps down up top since shim skipped the Deluxe package 
Sandra Rose
luVn_liFe… says:
the Pics of her in the black Lingere loks like maliah IMO
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I see the same tattoo in all the pics. Maliah doesn’t have a tattoo on her right arm.
right my point being is they Favor in those Pics
That is a man booty in that 11th pic
Look at the discoloration.. eww
:supertwitchcringe:
USUAL
although Tyra Sanchez was a pretty little thang…still trying to figure out how he knocked up anybody, but I digress
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Fefe
<—really a buffer for ole dude to shave them humps down up top since shim skipped the Deluxe package 
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Okay I found this guy who can do a really good sew-in STARTING at 250! Am I nuts?
shanquilla or however u spell it, come clear ur name yo!
JMO says:
Mzwhang
*school girls voice*
“whang likes tree dang-a-lang, whang likes tree dang-a-lang”
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dying…
dying…
candibfly says:
i still don’t think ole boy up top and chick in the last few pics are the same person
me neither
lovezoe says:
Okay I found this guy who can do a really good sew-in STARTING at 250! Am I nuts?
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i heard a commercial on the radio, this place was the home of the $50 sew in
I’m sorry, but last night when I was watching him move around it looked like a dude in drag…he didn’t even look all that comfortable in some of those scenes…like he looked like he was playing in makeup and was wearing a water bra….this shyt is as plain as day to me…
candibfly says:
i still don’t think ole boy up top and chick in the last few pics are the same person
Just wanted to log-in to wish JMO a belated birthday shout out and thanks for mine…
I’m beautiful, you’re beautiful and when we step in the club we both beautiful…ala Joe from up top
JMO OH YEEEEAH I MEMBER WHANG MOLESTED A TRUNK!!
I don’t need to see any more pics. That is a man. Sht.
lovezoe says:
Okay I found this guy who can do a really good sew-in STARTING at 250! Am I nuts?
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NaijaGal – Hey baby girl
Yeah I can’t figure that out either, but he’s one of my fave.
candibfly says:
lovezoe says:
Okay I found this guy who can do a really good sew-in STARTING at 250! Am I nuts?
MzWhang
Was I the only one who laughed my ass off when it said Im gonna be an international superstar
YSoSrs says:
I don’t need to see any more pics. That is a man. Sht.
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Candi- they got one here. They o alright.
That still a man. That first pic says it all. Folks gone get killed for lying bout what’s tween their legs.
@Fayla, if someone was to be a bit darker right at the spot where your azz curves down … to the back of your thigh, would the whip lighten that up??
… just askin for a friend of mine 
I guess I’m the only one who sees a masculine woman… She’s looks like Rihanna A LOT but Rihanna is gorgeous right?
She need to get with my skin routine.
And stop bleaching..
Ummmm…I’m still upset at “I’m 100% women
How many women JOE???
i heard a commercial on the radio, this place was the home of the $50 sew in
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I’s scared to go to a place like that.
Up in Bowie or Baltimore – I’ve been hearing about those.
Needs GiGi to send me the name of the place she goes to in NYC
@Harlem
Not as hard as I laughed when he said he was going to make Stevie J a BILLION dollars!
also, has anyone tried the whip stretch mark experiment?
A FELIZ BIRRFDAY WISH FOR MY ZOE
HER BDAY IS TUUDAY!! OL SESSY BISH!
When he saud international, I was like Atlanta schools have failed at geography.
I knew y’all would help me see reality. Back to the drawing board.
FeFe Feminine says:
I’m sorry, but last night when I was watching him move around it looked like a dude in drag…he didn’t even look all that comfortable in some of those scenes…like he looked like he was playing in makeup and was wearing a water bra….this shyt is as plain as day to me
Co-Muthafuggin-Sign!
I was tripping like no one else is noticing this?
Hey Fe
Tainted_Love says:
I guess I’m the only one who sees a masculine woman… She’s looks like Rihanna A LOT but Rihanna is gorgeous right?
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Lactic acid. Try amlactin lotion you can get super coupons on the net (its $$$) but magical! Or so I heard
I seal it in with the whip. I seal everythang with a kiss of that whip.
90210
who did u say was in ur gravi again dymond? heather b?
@ Laker…sheddduppppppp…chit!
LMAO @ Miss Harlem calling it an “it”
@ lovezoe thays about right. Atleast here in Miami. The reason why I grew myown hair. Lol! My dominican lady charge $20 for a roll and set. My kinda prices
Sandra….Where is the Tea on Siovaugh Funches-Wade? She done barricaded herself in the house with the kids. She gone fluck up the playoffs…Now Dwayne is trying to strip her visitation rights…
She needs help!
Bootcampgirl says:
Just wanted to log-in to wish JMO a belated birthday shout out and thanks for mine…
I’m beautiful, you’re beautiful and when we step in the club we both beautiful…ala Joe from up top
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So your bday is today?? I knew it was close!!
MzWhang
@Tainted
I do not see Rihanna AT ALL! I kept seeing that shyt on Twitter last night and I was so
I don’t think it’s because I’m biased either…I just don’t see it… 
i wonder if shaneliqua has a twitter cause ion think she wanna be associated with dude up top
FeFe Feminine says:
@Harlem
Not as hard as I laughed when he said he was going to make Stevie J a BILLION dollars
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Yeah that was the best part… she had the most serious face
Younger fella I know said… EWWWWWWWW
@Candi – I responded to your post below culinary battle
Thanks….
Are you going?
@Jenie from the forehead , jaw line, eyes I see it
Bootcamp- Happy Happy Birthday!
cali i am planning to, course i need to see what my gas tank lookin like, is it near the harbor?
heather b?
It’s Big Freedia, a N.O. legend
@ Lakes, Fayla, OTB
Click my link to affiliate yourself
How many women JOE???
Counting them mismatched ass parts Im betting 4…
FeFe Feminine says:
@Harlem
Not as hard as I laughed when he said he was going to make Stevie J a BILLION dollars!
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I Go There says:
FeFe Feminine says:
@Harlem
Not as hard as I laughed when he said he was going to make Stevie J a BILLION dollars
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Yeah that was the best part… she had the most serious face
Younger fella I know said… EWWWWWWWW
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FeFe Feminine says:
@Tainted
I do not see Rihanna AT ALL! I kept seeing that shyt on Twitter last night and I was so
I don’t think it’s because I’m biased either…I just don’t see it… 
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Me neither I’m like say what
All I see is a man 
@TAINTED
Rihanna doesn’t look half as hard as Joe Blow up yonder.
For me it’s not just the jawline or the muscles; it’s everything put together. Unless “she” was raised around nothing but men or really mannish females I stand by my opinion that that is a man.
We need to get Maury on this.
@Fefe when she had on her Fuuur from Neimans she looked like Rihanna s double
Miami- I sty in VA, those are NYC prices.
@JMO/Lovezoe-It was the 11th but I celebrate my shat the entire month. Happy Early Birthday to you Lovezoe…
@Cali
Is it going to be televised BMore vs DC
@DCKimmie
Where did you read that at?
@JMO
Tainted_Love says:
@Fefe when she had on her Fuuur from Neimans she looked like Rihanna s double
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Didn’t see that at all sorry
Mzwhang
where you been guhl
Dymond’s are a girl’s best friend
Tainted_Love says:
@Fefe when she had on her Fuuur from Neimans she looked like Rihanna s double
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LMAOOOOO
DAMN
Tainted_Love says:
I guess I’m the only one who sees a masculine woman… She’s looks like Rihanna A LOT but Rihanna is gorgeous right?
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That is correct. Rihanna can’t even look like a man when she is in tomboy clothes. Ain’t no mistaking her for a man. This is her drag queen alter ego….RihannaMan.
MissHarlem says:
Was I the only one who laughed my ass off when it said Im gonna be an international superstar
JMO i make no guarantees about scar fading, but i have had spots/scars for years that have faded/are fading. i also gotten many reports of the same from other people. but u have to be consistent with using it
Kimmie!
Candi i want the stretch mark scoop myself tho
But Mimi looks a lot like Trina though
and she look at least 45 
she looks old AF !
dckimmie says:
Sandra….Where is the Tea on Siovaugh Funches-Wade? She done barricaded herself in the house with the kids. She gone fluck up the playoffs…Now Dwayne is trying to strip her visitation rights… She needs help!
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Sup Yso
did you hear him last night say It’s not cheating if you dont catch us!
bishes have been hospitalized for less
@Yso
FEFE that made me choke on my homegrown with that delusional thinking. Bish said a BILLION dollars
you cant make this **** up I swear
Auntie you are tooo funny!! LMBO!
@Yso I can’t judge on how she moves either. I do things in a male manner or as my mom says I have dykish mannerisms. I just think she had A LOT more testerone than the average lady. I don’t any male straight it DL would parade a transgendered person around
Naija
hey boo 
Hey Harlem
S/he does look like Rihanna and that is not my bias showing. From the foe-head to the lips. Shim’s body is just more filled out with silicone and sht.
Lactic acid – as a former runner, latic acid is chemical your body produces that makes your muscles sore.
Ask Jose Rodriguez up top, he got lots of muscle….
@Harlem
When he said “Billion” that immediately made me see how scripted and fake all of this was…no one is THAT delusional!
FAYLA girl IT killed me when she bished about her rat fur
“They” in Atlanta ummm, if “it” is a man, it aint gone matter, that’s what they doing here
Dymond!
hey sug!
HAPPY BORN DAY BOOT!
I dont see Rhianna either
*Straight or DL man. But I did die when she said a billion dollars
@Cali
Is it going to be televised BMore vs DC
———-
Thanks, I’m going down early with my big floopy hat and Jacki O glasses.
@Tainted
So you really think this thing up top was born with ovaries, fallopian tubes, a uterus and a box ‘tween her legs???
Jose was real bold last night. REAL bold. Anyone see Maino tweet. Irrevelant folks tweefing is hilarious.
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
“They” in Atlanta ummm, if “it” is a man, it aint gone matter, that’s what they doing here
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Damn straight
ok wrong link but I cant change it now just google Big Freedia on Jimmy Kimmel
I’m obsessed!
Fe, didn’t she say “billion” like she was in an austin powers movie??
“Let Stevie J go to the studio so I we can make a bidillion dollas”
HEY Usual!!!! Where have u been??
dckimmie says:
Sandra….Where is the Tea on Siovaugh Funches-Wade? She done barricaded herself in the house with the kids. She gone fluck up the playoffs…Now Dwayne is trying to strip her visitation rights… She needs help!
FeFe Feminine says:
@Tainted
So you really think this thing up top was born with ovaries, fallopian tubes, a uterus and a box ‘tween her legs???
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Unfortunately she does, But I have seen some shat in the A, that will make you go
I wanna see a pic of Diamond butt job
FEFE girl get your life he clearly is THAT delusional thinking we dont know no better
lawwddd I died a thousand deaths last night as I had to regain some brain cells this morning
DYMOND
hey boo
She gonna KILL me
@Jenie I was born and raised in Atlanta and Yes I have seen some strange ish as well Lol. I will say most of my gay friends say she is a woman
@JMO
@jenie
I’ve seen some good illusions too…but this dude up here is NOT one of them…
Yes, that MOFO Said a
billion dollars
and then started up your classic slow and easy stripper move. Right before shem said Daddy you made this.
Funky attitude and all, I kinda like Diamond (no relation)
her booty job dont look bad
I was really rooting for Sivoughn.
DYMOND!!
I ain’t watch that sht girl.
@TAINTED
I agree that s/he has a lot of testosterone. Probably due to her testes.
I don’t know much about her/his so-called man. Maybe he doesn’t know or he doesn’t care. Word is he’s suspect his damn self so…
@ fayla i domt see that
@ fayla i dont see that story
Tainted_Love says:
@Jenie I was born and raised in Atlanta and Yes I have seen some strange ish as well Lol. I will say most of my gay friends say she is a woman
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JMO says:
Fe, didn’t she say “billion” like she was in an austin powers movie??
“Let Stevie J go to the studio so I we can make a bidillion dollas
@Fefe Yes… Just like those studs that pass for males daily I believe Joselin has ovaries. After all she is a mom
Tainted_Love says:
@Fefe Yes… Just like those studs that pass for males daily I believe Joselin has ovaries. After all she is a mom
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MIAMI — Dwyane Wade has asked a Chicago judge to suspend his ex-wife’s right to visitation with their two children after a weekend incident that delayed the boys’ return to his custody and led to her arrest.
Wade’s attorney, James Pritikin, filed an emergency motion and appeared in court Tuesday to have it heard, hours before the Miami Heat guard was to play in Game 4 of the NBA Finals against the Oklahoma City Thunder.
A hearing was set for June 26, which would be the date of Game 7 if the Heat and Thunder extend the series to its limit.
Wade told The Associated Press that his sons have been with him in Miami since about 6 a.m. Sunday – “That’s what mattered most to me, getting them here to be with me on Father’s Day,” he said – and that the incident has not adversely affected his play in the championship series.
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Tainted_Love says:
@Fefe Yes… Just like those studs that pass for males daily I believe Joselin has ovaries. After all she is a mom
who was the surrogate?
MIAMI — Dwyane Wade has asked a Chicago judge to suspend his ex-wife’s right to visitation with their two children after a weekend incident that delayed the boys’ return to his custody and led to her arrest.
Wade’s attorney, James Pritikin, filed an emergency motion and appeared in court Tuesday to have it heard, hours before the Miami Heat guard was to play in Game 4 of the NBA Finals against the Oklahoma City Thunder.
A hearing was set for June 26, which would be the date of Game 7 if the Heat and Thunder extend the series to its limit.
Wade told The Associated Press that his sons have been with him in Miami since about 6 a.m. Sunday – “That’s what mattered most to me, getting them here to be with me on Father’s Day,” he said – and that the incident has not adversely affected his play in the championship series.
Siohvaughn Funches-Wade was charged with two counts of attempted child abduction, two counts of unlawful visitation interference and one count of resisting arrest, Cook County Sheriff’s spokesman Frank Bilecki told The AP on Tuesday. Another woman at the home at the time, Nadgee Alarcon, was charged with one count of resisting arrest, Bilecki said. All the charges are misdemeanors.
Funches-Wade posted $10,000 bond on Monday, Bilecki said, and is due back in court in August. It was not known if she had an attorney.
“Once again, S.L. has used our minor children as the proverbial pawns in this contentious dissolution of marriage action,” Wade wrote in the filing, using initials to protect identities but referring to his ex-wife. “This court must take action to protect our minor children from further exposure to the present environment S.L. creates while they are in her care and preventing S.L. from exercising her parenting time in a manner that is harmful to our children.”
The couple was divorced in 2010. Wade was awarded custody of the boys in March 2011. His ex-wife’s appeal of that decision was denied in December, and the couple is scheduled to return to court in September in an attempt to complete financial terms of the divorce.
“The minor children have been subjected to great deal of drama/trauma as a result of S.L.’s conduct,” the filing said.
According to the filing, the two boys were to be picked up by Wade’s sister around noon Saturday so they could make a 3:05 p.m. flight from Chicago to Miami so they could be in South Florida for the entirety of Father’s Day.
Wade’s sister got no response at the home, and after “several hours” the sheriff’s office was called to send someone to the scene, according to the filing. It also said Funches-Wade attempted to leave the home without the children when one of the responding deputies tried taking her into custody. The boys, at that time, were with Alarcon inside the home, according to the filing.
Wade eventually hired a private jet to bring his sons home early Sunday, and upon their arrival, his older son told him that Alarcon “smacked him on the head,” according to court records.
Records show Funches-Wade was transferred to a hospital after the incident on Saturday. She told officers she was experiencing shortness of breath and thought she was having an asthma attack.
Wade recently finished writing a book primarily about fatherhood and the custody fight for his sons. It will be released Sept. 4.
@Cali & Fayla
cabernet sauvignon- She is not wrapped too tight. I did some background reading on her a couple of weeks ago…I posted but no body said anything. Her only sister was killed in a tragic accident then the divorce. Extremly smart lady, I think she had a nervous break down.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
FeFe Feminine says:
@Tainted
So you really think this thing up top was born with ovaries, fallopian tubes, a uterus and a box ‘tween her legs???
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Unfortunately she does, But I have seen some shat in the A, that will make you go
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I use to do this>>>
now I just 
and 
a mother of what?
SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SO UNFORTUNATE
Joseline a mom?
I can’t wait til next week
I’m done with ur y’all
FeFe Feminine says:
Tainted_Love says:
@Fefe Yes… Just like those studs that pass for males daily I believe Joselin has ovaries. After all she is a mom
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*original copies from the cash fukkin register* … chile pleez
I’m done with y’all
A mom?
And not nary a womans mark in sight. Hrm. 
Siohvaughn really saddens me…
SL is a dumb azz the kids don’t need to be around her…
That Wade family stuff is sad
Siohvaughn Funches-Wade was charged with two counts of attempted child abduction, two counts of unlawful visitation interference and one count of resisting arrest, Cook County Sheriff’s spokesman Frank Bilecki told The AP on Tuesday. Another woman at the home at the time, Nadgee Alarcon, was charged with one count of resisting arrest, Bilecki said. All the charges are misdemeanors.
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I dont know much about this or these people, but ummm did those children come out her AZZ, or were they adopted ?
So am I the only one who thinks this will backfire on DWade in the end?
she just look sooo damn skrong…. I dont know what the fk was going on.
@ Sandra
fix this raggedy arse site homie! You know I am work and I hate to minimize the page and then I come back and it’s still loading!
I agree. Something is definitely off with her. At first I thought it was been cheated on, but now it is much, much deeper.
I feel bad for Siohvaughn
OutsidetheBox says:
So am I the only one who thinks this will backfire on DWade in the end?
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Nope
@ OTB
nope!
I just hope they don’t grow up hating their mama
OutsidetheBox says:
So am I the only one who thinks this will backfire on DWade in the end
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what happen to DWade?
she just look sooo damn skrong…. I dont know what the fk was going on.
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Yes you do go buy your gut instinct its clear that she is a shim her build is broader than Stevie J and Im telling you the only reason females not goin in is becuz they know shims like to windmill
OutsidetheBox says:
So am I the only one who thinks this will backfire on DWade in the end?
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Maybe I’m not privy to as much as you, but I don’t see it…she has been proven to be an unstable liar and continues to show her ass…
OTB- How so?
I too am having issues with the site.
Looks like a man’s ass to me.
And yall know “crazy” is genetic right? Careful you dont turn those boys, D. Wade.
You and Deion. :smh:
Sandra – Please upgrade your servers, you know that Trannies are are the new hotness. This is causing your disruption on the site.
Thanks In Advance
Usual Suspect AKA CALI
Go- Custody issues with his ex-wife. She barricaded herself with the children and refused to turn over visitation.
Did she give birth to a hoagie like Cliff did on the Cosbys?
Did anyone find out how long Bosh and Allison were together?
Can’t even say ‘this is why you need to be careful with who you have kids’…this was her husband…true I don’t know anything really but something in my spirit is telling me his money is the only reason he’s winning…if she needs help I hope she gets it…this is a hot ass mess and the kids are the innocent victims…sad
YSoSrs says:
Did she give birth to a hoagie like Cliff did on the Cosbys?
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I know not ONE Georgia Peach Questioning this Product, this is freaking normal round these parts, if you look like a real woman and born a real woman in atlana NIg wannna see baby pictures and Chat
ZOEZOE DAAAAYUMB!
smh!
Is she harming them? This seems to be more about just keeping them away. I dont know how that will turn out. Thats what I meant about backfiring on D. Wade. Theyre children not mini D’s.
lovezoe says:
Go- Custody issues with his ex-wife. She barricaded herself with the children and refused to turn over visitation.
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Thats fked up… she just doing the wrong thang all around.
Its making DWade look better and her like a basket case.
He had Stevie’s ass shook! You see when he told him to act like he know he stopped chasing Mimi’s ass. DUDEt got Stevie in check. He probably the one that told him to send MiMi’s ass to the Stikks.
http://mugshots.com/Celebrity/Shenellica-Bettencourt.8610683.html
Told ya’ll cabernet sauvignon had a nervous breakdown. If she seeks treatment, yes it will backfire. Everyone knows that you should aid the mentally ill
#serious
@Naija
Thank u cuz Ion see it…
luVn_liFe… says:
dckimmie says:
Sandra….Where is the Tea on Siovaugh Funches-Wade? She done barricaded herself in the house with the kids. She gone fluck up the playoffs…Now Dwayne is trying to strip her visitation rights… She needs help!
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Yep
@Tainted
did you ever see my reposnse to your request in the slave shoes post?
:ontopic:
Who she? and why is she important to my everyday life?
Wade showing black men how if you do everything by the book…you can be on the right side of the law….
the avg black man would have been jumped on S.L been slapped with Child Support + No Custody + paying out 75% from the divorce….
D Wade is 100% bitch made. I wouldn’t put anything past him.
I betcha my BDs wish they mattered on a grand scale. I could give too ****s what they think about me showing my ass.
Im just surprised by Wade’s actions…still. Is her family in contact with the children?
Dimpz- When Stevie got in the car, told Mimi he was looking for her, THEN proceeded to say she calling me and answered the phone! Dude was shook over another dude.
Wade better watch that chick. She got if I can’t have um tendencies.
MzDimplez1123 says:
He had Stevie’s ass shook! You see when he told him to act like he know he stopped chasing Mimi’s ass. DUDEt got Stevie in check. He probably the one that told him to send MiMi’s ass to the Stikks.
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Well I heard Stevie J. lives with Jose because he’s broke. He done cussed Mona out. And LA Reid fat son girlfriend that started the Drama is now dating Benzino.
NaijaGal says:
Can’t even say ‘this is why you need to be careful with who you have kids’…this was her husband…true I don’t know anything really but something in my spirit is telling me his money is the only reason he’s winning…if she needs help I hope she gets it…this is a hot ass mess and the kids are the innocent victims…sad
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Yeah when i first found out about it… I was riding with her
but she would go to court and just fk it up with the BS she would do… she had a couple lawyers quit on her. Its more to it and DWade might just be the ass hole but ole girl actions is making him look better and better.
Usual Suspect says:
Sandra – Please upgrade your servers, you know that Trannies are are the new hotness. This is causing your disruption on the site.
Thanks In Advance
Usual Suspect AKA CALI
oh & YSO
either that or shim impregnated ITSDAMNSELF!
..was charged with two counts of attempted child abduction, two counts of unlawful visitation interference and one count of resisting arrest…
No abuse, no neglect but one of them told daddy he got hit, not by mama but the other lady…yeah, that milk is dairy fresh.
@OTB
What about D.Wade’s actions are strange? He handles everything through the courts…he doesn’t wild out, he doesn’t act a fool, he just sits back and let her prove her instability….I’ve had to learn to do that with my S.O. …that’s what drives a muthafukka CRAZIER!
@OTB
I dont think so though SL is clearly unraveling I mean Im certain DWADE would prefer for his kids to be able to be around their mother
Ace
Drive her nutso?
they know shims like to windmill
I could be wrong but it’s obvious that Wade’s ex wife has mental issues and I think he gets off on f*cking with her! I could be so wrong tho! Like he enjoys seeing her being arrested or whatever…who cares not a fan anyway
Anyone see that Kimmie K served that chick that saId she was Kris H new chick. Something tells me Kimmie K set that up right nicely.
(but watch that thin line we don’t want her drivin into no rivers and chit.) Hilarious
Dont want them lil boys pushing him over the balcony either.
*thinks of the neighbors kids who tied up their step mama for daysssss* 
MzDimplez1123 says:
Wade better watch that chick. She got if I can’t have um tendencies.
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but something in my spirit is telling me his money is the only reason he’s winning
FeFe Feminine says:
@OTB
What about D.Wade’s actions are strange? He handles everything through the courts…he doesn’t wild out, he doesn’t act a fool, he just sits back and let her prove her instability….I’ve had to learn to do that with my S.O. …that’s what drives a muthafukka CRAZIER!
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Who is Kris H’s new bew?
Kim K serving somebody?
We don’t know how long D. Wade fed into her shenanigans and that’s why she got away with so much shyt for so LONG! Let’s not mention the fact that he lived with her family for years and was likely made to feel like he OWED a bitch… and it was proven that she did some scandalous shyt to him in their marriage…I just know from dealing with people who aren’t playing with a full deck that you run out of gas and stop giving a fukk when you see it’s not going to CHANGE anything…let them hang themselves…I’m sure he would like for his boys to have a normal relationship with their mother, but she makes that shyt hard to do!
Misters ex does this all the time, takes the kids and keeps them past the time she is suppose to return them.
We don’t say much to her, because she is mentally ill #seriously
She has not worked in 7 years but holds advanced degrees, upon initially speaking to her, you are like this chic is smart, but about 15 minutes later you are looking for escape route.
Unless the kids are harmed the judge is going to be slow to remove kids completely. Dwade can have them evualted, he has the money to stay in court. Yeah he an ass….She ain’t gonna harm the kids
@DYMOND
I agree. I think she may have mental health issues and D Wade is using them to his full advantage. Which makes him bitch made considering she does have his kids. Imo.
FeFe Feminine says:
We don’t know how long D. Wade fed into her shenanigans and that’s why she got away with so much shyt for so LONG! Let’s not mention the fact that he lived with her family for years and was likely made to feel like he OWED a bitch… and it was proven that she did some scandalous shyt to him in their marriage…I just know from dealing with people who aren’t playing with a full deck that you run out of gas and stop giving a fukk when you see it’s not going to CHANGE anything…let them hang themselves…I’m sure he would like for his boys to have a normal relationship with their mother, but she makes that shyt hard to do!
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@YSo
I thought D.Wade had full custody of his boys….
lovezoe says:
Anyone see that Kimmie K served that chick that saId she was Kris H new chick. Something tells me Kimmie K set that up right nicely.
FeFe Feminine says:
We don’t know how long D. Wade fed into her shenanigans and that’s why she got away with so much shyt for so LONG! Let’s not mention the fact that he lived with her family for years and was likely made to feel like he OWED a bitch… and it was proven that she did some scandalous shyt to him in their marriage…I just know from dealing with people who aren’t playing with a full deck that you run out of gas and stop giving a fukk when you see it’s not going to CHANGE anything…let them hang themselves…I’m sure he would like for his boys to have a normal relationship with their mother, but she makes that shyt hard to do!
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I feel bad for the kids and Sio crazy arse should’ve been more careful when she was paying the boyfriends rent with DWades cash and getting sexually transmitted diseases and chit! I read the court documents
YSoSrs says:
@DYMOND
I agree. I think she may have mental health issues and D Wade is using them to his full advantage. Which makes him bitch made considering she does have his kids. Imo.
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Then what should he do? in Your Opinion..? let the kids stay with a women with “mental health issues”?
give us an alternative… 
@FEFE
Does he? I don’t know.
Fay- A subpoena. I guess Kris was saying he was heartbroken, this kinda proves he wasn’t.
@Fay that FB status tho about the past tho..ON POINT!
it just seems like ever since she claimed that he gave her an STD all we have heard is that she is crazy, she’s a liar, she slept with all his homeboys and so on and so forth
Maybe she is! If so, she needs supervised custody…or maybe somebody has the ends to make what they want to happen, happen
Hey Dimpz and Ace
(s)
@YSo
Last time I checked he did…their momma is batshyt crazy, so the judge awarded him custody…
What we talm bout
<— doesn't feel bad for SL
… nope not at all
Few weeks ago, I went to pick up my guy's son and his mother wouldnt let him go because she thought he was coming, not me. Really bitch? He’s still working which is why I came and you don’t see your son crying asking to leave?? #dumbazz
Ace says:
YSoSrs says:
@DYMOND
I agree. I think she may have mental health issues and D Wade is using them to his full advantage. Which makes him bitch made considering she does have his kids. Imo.
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Then what should he do? in Your Opinion..? let the kids stay with a women with “mental health issues”?
give us an alternative… 
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Exactly! I’m
too. I mean if she’s that crazy she don’t need custody of the kids… We don’t know what she’s capable of.
So did him leaving her contribute to her mental demise??? Did her loss of custody continue to push? Was she a little off when they had the first kid? So many questions….
@ACE
I have no alternative cause fck D Wade.
But umm what that got to do with him sending his kids mama back and forth to jail?
I dont care about her. Really I dont. I think she off too but eh which of you b!tches aint
I stand by my assertion that this is about Dwade vs. BM not about the kids.
If she that crazy how the fukk she get outta state viso?
I Go There says:
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lovezoe says:
Fay- A subpoena. I guess Kris was saying he was heartbroken, this kinda proves he wasn’t.
mmhm so that’s why she with Ye huh? to get over the pain of her debunked farriage? girl :BYE: Kryogenic Koochie!
OTB girl thx, i MUST take my own advice
Soooo cause she slow and got caught
she deserve to have legal bills racked up sent back and forth to jail and have her kids dangled in front of her…
Is the board consensus that D Wade was an angel in the marriage? If so, forgive me then and given this angel his chirren judge.
@OTB
You don’t think that bish is sending HERSELF back and forth to jail through her irrational decision making??? So should D. Wade just let some shyt slide because she’s their mom??? Maybe I’m disconnected because I don’t have children…I’ll take that ‘L’
excerpt from her website
Siohvaughn Wade Ministries
Hope, Healing, & Restoration for Destiny & Purpose
Siohvaughn Wade Ministries is truly a ministry centered at the very heart of God. Siohvaughn Wade has not only been given a vision for the hopeless and the hurting, but she has been commissioned by God to provide counseling and minister hope for the hopeless, healing for the brokenhearted, restoration for the lost soul, in order for people to reach their destiny and fulfill their purpose in life. God has not only given her a vision but equipped her with His love, compassion, and wisdom to bring the vision to completion. Siohvaughn Wade Ministries provides Biblically Based Christian Counseling for families, marriages, and those in need of hope, healing, and restoration. We minister prophetically, through prayer, deliverance, and counseling. Siohvaughn Wade Ministries also specializes in Christian Counseling for people who are survivors of Domestic Violence.
JMO says:
<— doesn't feel bad for SL
… nope not at all
Few weeks ago, I went to pick up my guy's son and his mother wouldnt let him go because she thought he was coming, not me. Really bitch? He’s still working which is why I came and you don’t see your son crying asking to leave?? #dumbazz
what we on?
A judge aint sending kids outta state to a unstable crazy. Regular crazies are free game.
This might push her to unstable crazy tho.
The person I feel truly sorry for is them kids. Seeing their mama going the jail, being in the midst of this mess. I just hope neither parent or mate is dogging the other parent. I
It seems that Mashonda has gotten over, hopefully Sivoughn can do the same with the right help.
I dont care about her. Really I dont. I think she off too but eh which of you b!tches aint
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Me
I want her to change her name back tho.
I really want to chat with y’all but this site is driving me Siovaughn crazy!
Before I leave…
Go Hogs! College World Series! Wooooooooooooooo Pig!!!
Toodles!
@CALI
Yep. That makes her completely batsht. I sit corrected.
Fukc this bish
(who cares) DO YALL KNOW THAT I JUST WENT TO GET MY SIS A BDAY PRESENT FROM LANE BRYANT AND PAID A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS FOR AN OUTFIT AND A PAIR OF EARRINGS 
Why they so damn high? Sheesh!
#endrantshatt *exhales*
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
JMO says:
<— doesn't feel bad for SL
… nope not at all
Few weeks ago, I went to pick up my guy's son and his mother wouldnt let him go because she thought he was coming, not me. Really bitch? He’s still working which is why I came and you don’t see your son crying asking to leave?? #dumbazz
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Fayla …. smh
JMO JUST FUKN ESSTRA..
@OTB
You don’t think that bish is sending HERSELF back and forth to jail through her irrational decision making??? So should D. Wade just let some shyt slide because she’s their mom??? Maybe I’m disconnected because I don’t have children…I’ll take that ‘L’
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I don’t think you’re disconnected SL is tripping she should put her kids first she’s to worried about getting back at DWADE DUMB AZZ you lose everytime when you do that doesn’t matter if you are a mom or a dad
Did ya’ll see the interview Cadillac Kim did with the Love and Hip hop cast, she went and put Joselyn on Front street
and that chick did not deny being a man 
Cadilac Kim is a fool
Ok, I can’t with this site anymore…
Have a great evening folks!
If she is crazy she is not capable of rational decision making, no? Im mean thats Wade’s whole premise “she aint stabble…”and yes she is helping his ass out but blame my bleeding heart cause in the scheme of things..when it all falls down
Say this is the straw that breaks and D. Wade gets full custody, no viso for Mama…in 10 years when these boys truly “care” Dwayne will be explaining but all they will hear see, research is that because your mama wanted to spend more time with you I took all her rights…
Ive read here that some folks dont give a fukk about the other parent, Im just not one. I believe if something happens to me, they are next best, crazy or not. Chit, im crazy.
Don’t go FeFe
Yeah that bish certifiable. Good pick D. Wade.
@SIS you crazy.
Im slow yall. Im mobiling it.
meeting on hold. all I saw was bend over and tickled. yes ma’am, uve got my attn now. so many dudes will be tryna hollar at her, trust me. they’ll be coy and discreet but they wanna hit.
@cali
You aren’t getting a zillion error messages??? I just can’t do it anymore…
Awww see @Sandra your site running folks off. I told you to let WordPress go but nah
I suspect we’ll be playing with .gifs soon enough.
Bye Fe.
<–thinks that dwade made her look crazy.
Nothing about them (other than their fame) made me think "Wowsers, she's nuts, get them kids away from her!"
I just think it's a case of Money Talks
ION care though so Ehhhh
SANDRA UR PAGE AINT RIGHT WHY WE HAVE TO WORK TO POST ON THIS HERE PAGE?? MAN FUDGE THIS..
YALL HAVE A NICE REST OF PUFF PUFF TUESDAY 
Which side @JMo which part of your gemini ass is sane
Chit, im crazy.
I just hope neither parent or mate is dogging the other parent.
I have a hard time seeing that one. I bet she pack a mean punch talking about Dwayne. Bless her heart bish aint got a lick of sense.
Love drunk.
I feel bad for the kids….
Why didn’t she just give the kids to his sister so they could get on the plane and head back to Miami????????? I think his sister was forced to call the law. What was she supposed to do?
So maddddddd the Gators outta the WS. Fukk the hogs. Bye Dy!
Bishes don’t care that I just spent a grip huh (juveniles’ voice)
#heffas (ala Igo)
Cadillac Kim
At first I was on board cause she funny but bish is a hypocrite and Ion like her no more.
OTB
… I guess I should’ve changed my gravi before I replied
okay FeFe – I’ll see you on Twitter later….
Does anybody watch Chicagolicious?
@SIS
I’m crazy but not yet certifiable.
@CALI
yallcrazy says:
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Hey Hunny Bunny
I have no problems with exs/BMs
I keeps it kosher.
Now I cant stand the white druggie one (theres another white one too so I have to differentiate) but ion never see that bish. I cant get that lucky.
Shenellica Bettencourt <—- This name sounds like one of those funny names you give at the airport to be paged…
As a kid, was anyone ever bored at an airport and gave a name like "Ballz Bendover" to be paged on the intercom?? No? Me either.
Im 100% women
I can hear this fool saying I am all women..*snap…snap*
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Not only is she 100% she is more than one woman (plural)
In that order
All yall heffas nuts to me
Kimmie, they changed the TOC dates this year
who does that?!
“Wowsers, she’s nuts, get them kids away from her!”
You and the judge.
That money coupled with her antics = full custody for D. Wade.
Shut it Igo :iwishyouwouldlook:
I Go There says:
All yall heffas nuts to me
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Not
they’ll be coy and discreet but they wanna hit.
Anybody ever lose interest in a dude when you see their little black book of ex fukked and ex girls? Oh. Me neither.
Yall I used to be in LB sizes. Its the extra fabric bish
@OTB
If she needs help then she should seek it the money is not making her crazy if she’s touched her family should intervene I mean how long can she play victim when she’s acting like a victimizer
OutsidetheBox says:
they’ll be coy and discreet but they wanna hit.
Anybody ever lose interest in a dude when you see their little black book of ex fukked and ex girls? Oh. Me neither.
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I was being facetious (sp) OTB
@YGO
Bet you wouldn’t say that to a white woman.
@YSO – I was talkn to OTB, but I’ll take credit for be crazy too
@Igo – But you continue to fool with us
@IGO
Ain’t they though…
OTB- You sound just as country! I talk country sometimes too. When I say hold my mule folks think I am crazy.
just got put on to Scramble With Friends
Doppppe
yallcrazy says:
Shut it Igo :iwishyouwouldlook:
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What I do?
Extra fabric my azz! They just wrong!
AND they don’t have a clearance rack
<—judges folks on: their handshake, their lovers, and their shoes
Well you know what you can do with these nuttz
Im such a fukking child sometimes. Dont mind me.
OutsidetheBox says:
Ive read here that some folks dont give a fukk about the other parent, Im just not one. I believe if something happens to me, they are next best, crazy or not. Chit, im crazy.
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But until “something” happens to you..who would you rather they be with ..You or the bat shyt crazy other?
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
Bet you wouldn’t say that to a white woman
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NOPE… sure wouldnt
yallcrazy says:
Hey babe
Just checkin in,,,Whats the haps 
Im bored AF,,,I have no life,,,My vacay sux azz thus far 
@YALL
LB does have a clearance section. At least the one I go to.
yallcrazy says:
Kimmie, they changed the TOC dates this year
who does that?!
I read that somewhere! Uggghhh. They should have kept it around the 4th. Navy Pier has fireworks twice a week. I can’t believe that they couldn’t do fireworks at the Taste.
I’m headed to Gospel Fest this weekend to see Mary Mary.
OutsidetheBox says:
Well you know what you can do with these nuttz
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Just wrong in so many ways
You called us nuts!
OutsidetheBox says:
Well you know what you can do with these nuttz
I always suspected you had balls
Folks said you walked that way cuzz your thighs rub together,,,But us big b.tches know the walk of argumentative thighs,,,And yours aint it 
@ACE
How bout not making someone already unstable even more unstable just in case they need to have a few marbles left if you happen to croak?
YSoSrs says:
@YALL
LB does have a clearance section. At least the one I go to.
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Usual Suspect says:
@Igo – But you continue to fool with us
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I know and Im ashamed of it.
What the hell is LB?
@Choc I meant D. Wade’s money. Siopan aint got chit. Who she victimizing? The kids…I see what youre saying. Kids are resilant little fukkas tho and with all the hulabaloo neither of them have said that they dont want to see her anymore.
I have seen kids be adamant about not seeing a parent because they were being harmed. Not cause she violated a dumb ass custody order (I wouldnt have but eh Im a law abiding citizen) Siopap is obviously a gangsta
Crazy is genetic I told yall! So her ppl prolly crazy too. They was crazy enuff to take D Wade in. See how he repaying them.
@YGO
They don’t call you Shame for nothing.
Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo says:
yallcrazy says:
Hey babe Just checkin in,,,Whats the haps Im bored AF,,,I have no life,,,My vacay sux azz thus far
I asked for your email yesterday, BUT ION want the world to have it, so now IONO how Imma get it 
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Hold on let me empty my bladder first before you respond……
JMO
I see you….
Zoe I am country as hail! No doubt.
I wish I could be bare feet rat’now. 
Yso, I went on Wabash/Randolph.
#phuckers
Loose Booty @Jmo
YSoSrs says:
@ACE
How bout not making someone already unstable even more unstable just in case they need to have a few marbles left if you happen to croak?
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I can give two shyts about you being unstable…my focus is on the kids…and only the kids…if something happens to me contingencies will be in place. But i can worry about “what ifs” i have to worry about “Right now” and right now your loosin your mind by being in denial that your not the best situation for the kids. and if me using the book of law step by step is makin you even more crayz…thats on you..i’m jsut doing my duty as a parent to get my kids in the best environment as possible
*disclamer: Ace has no kids in real life.*
Siopap is obviously a gangsta
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Okay she gangsta when she should be more concerned about being a productive parent – she lost custody over money I can’t even say that she acted a fool during and before court proceedings again this bish is making this about DWADE and her revenge she is a MOTHER! GET OVER HIM!
Usual Suspect says:
^^^CALI!!!!!!! Almost didnt recognize you
Thinner every week,,,You go girl,,,I miss the cute way ur neck fat would jiggle when you talked,,,But the skinny you is very becoming 
My big Mama just started the same weight watcher program you on,,,Of course she tricks they asses into delivering her multiple meals,,,She got them thinking grandpa is on the program as well,,,Of course hes like Mrs Bates for you never see him,,,Truth be told he been dead ever since 86,,,She done printed up fake documents, got a closet full of mens clothes,,,Got loafers at the front door and a barrel hat on the coat rack,,,Im like,,,All this so you can double up on the desserts? 
who would you rather they be with
I dont understand why it has to be one or the other. I appreciate the balance my kids get from being with their dad. Trust me, they be needing a break from a bish and then when they come home they be tombout., “Ms. Russia (stepmama) cant cook and they was fighting..we happy to be home..”
But I know when they go there they say chit like mama woke us up at 5am tombout we didnt do our chores…
I feel you Ace. I just think there are better ways then the courts. 5 minutes of crazy, a lasting lifetime of paperwork and pain.
Brendan I thought I smelled that east atlanta landfill.
*scrolls up to see whatever love you undoubtley left for me*
@ Auntie…post the yearbook pics and let us dissect them
@ACE
We just have to agree to disagree cause fck D Wade.
<—judges folks on: their handshake, their lovers, and their shoes
This is good!
Bishes
@Yall
Rodney King’s closest friend tells TMZ … he’s asked cops to take a closer look at King’s fiancée — because their relationship was volatile to the point King wanted to break up with her.
Damon Feldman — who worked with King on the celebrity boxing circuit and has known him for years — tells us King complained to him in recent weeks that his relationship with fiancée Cynthia Kelley was out of control and he needed to get away from her.
Feldman was one of the friends who called police after King’s death and said he didn’t believe Kelley’s story.
Feldman’s got a bad feeling about Kelley’s explanation of King’s death — and he thinks police should take a close look at her relationship with King.
As we reported, Kelley told cops she heard Rodney banging on the window around 5 AM Sunday and then heard him fall in the pool. Cops insist they have no reason to doubt what she said.
Calls to Kelley weren’t returned.
yallcrazy says:
Count Dracula
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Oooooh John Legend *runs to new post*
Usual Suspect says:
@ Bren What do you think of this Jose chic?
^^Chile,,,If Stevie J just sat down and focused,,,Used all the strength in his good eye,,,He could see what we all see. I wonder if Joseline is one of the sons Kola Boof swears she bore
Truth be told tho,,,I get it,,,I understand her appeal,,,Them jaws look like they can generate between 29.5 and 38.6 idealized international standard Atmosphereic pressure (ISA) on any given day 
Its prolly like sticking your peen in a vacuum cleaner hose. Its prolly like getting head from a fat girl who aint ate in weeks,,,Dangerous yet thrilling,,,Jos could def get it 
And prolly give it too 
Ty says:
yallcrazy says:
Count Dracula
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Oooooh John Legend *runs to new post*
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Oh Boo thang #2 *runs to new post*
I asked for your email yesterday, BUT ION want the world to have it, so now IONO how Imma get it
^^I seent that shuga, but you know good n well i got 2 many haters rounst here to post my addy,,,We will figga it out somehow. You got a profile on herpesconnectdotcom
Hi TYddybear
Long tim shug,,,You been busy huh? Daddy lil workin gal,,,Make that money shug,,,Folks look down upon street vendors, but that corn on the cob with mayo and red pepper you be sellin is to die for 
Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo says:
Hi TYddybear Long tim shug,,,You been busy huh? Daddy lil workin gal,,,Make that money shug,,,Folks look down upon street vendors, but that corn on the cob with mayo and red pepper you be sellin is to die for
I’ve hooked up with some of the Roses and I have Oranges now and coupons to Joseline’s strip club 
U know I am on the grind…we are going to need some new hair soon 
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I knew u would like it hun
@Ace Yes I saw it
These pics don’t prove s/he ain’t a man though…
I’m saying all that proves is that it’s got an ass and some titties, you can buy both them, hell I know some regular dudes that got more ass and titties than that one 
Even though this trollop has a hard azz face and looks like she has balls,she was born female…Miss Jia posted her middle school pic…
Choco aka Hippie says:
What no woman does is try to check the Main piece like she the main piece
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I told a friend that same thing today! No real woman would get in the main woman’s face like that unless she was reading from a script.
I’m saddenned to see that homophobia–against men and trangenders, at least–is still the norm in the black community. That’s a damn shame. I don’t recall this chick making her gender an issue, y’all did.
People kill themselves over this bull****. Stop it.