According to Us Weekly magazine, actor Ben Affleck left his wife, actress Jennifer Garner, for the couple’s nanny, Christine Ouzounian. Garner must not have learned anything from the Arnold Schwarzenegger nanny debacle.

The couple reportedly hired 28-year-old Ouzounian from a high-end Beverly Hills nanny agency. She presumably got to work seducing Affleck soon after she started caring for the couple’s three children.

“They would hang out without the kids,” a source told Us Weekly. “And they were very flirty.”

“She says Ben really, really likes her. She’s saying this is true love,” the insider added.

This is why smart women like Wendy Williamns, Tameka Harris, Nicki Minaj and Jackie Christie keep their men on a short lease and in their line of sight at all times.

Sometimes it’s not the man’s fault; he wants to be faithful. It’s those trifling women out there who know men aren’t designed to resist their feminine wiles.

When a man cheats it’s almost always with someone he is familiar with. A woman in his immediate surroundings. the most cheating occurs in the workplace.

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    • Scorpio

      The hand that rocks the cradle.

    • aRoth

      I’m about to start being “DA HELP” for Idris Elba. I mean DA HELP stay “winning”. IJS LOL

    • aRoth

      Will rule the roost or world. Or something like that.

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      Well …….. lawd

    • Candace Jones

      And only .1% of the stories in this magazine are true sooooo.

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      The same way ya get em ….. don’t be shocked you loose em that way …. Food for thought to You skeezers of the world

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      When a man cheats it’s almost always with someone he is familiar with. A woman in his immediate surroundings. the most cheating occurs in the workplace.

      ______________

      I agree

    • 1/8

      So, what’s the solution, hire a manny, instead? Some people aren’t comfortable with men caring for their children.

      Oh, and what if the husband is on the DL?

    • zatshiphassailed

      This is why smart women like Wendy Williamns(her husband cheats), Tameka Harris (her husband cheats), Nicki Minaj (who meek?hes there for the fame) and Jackie Christie

    • OpinionHated

      If I got to keep a man on a leash to have safe d*ck (i.e. non tainted by some other vag*na) I’d rather be single – Jenn is just getting a little karma – she cheated on her first husband with her married costar. I could care less who Ben boning what I want to know is why Violet was in pampers till she was dang near 8…..

    • 1/8

      Idris Elba is fine as h3ll!

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Ew…Low Life.

    • luVn_liFe…

      jesus

    • Its Me

      This is why smart women like Tameka Harris keep their men on a short leash and in their line of sight at all times.
      ^^^^^
      Ummmm

    • SLucky

      How about just raising your own damn kids?!

    • SummerBaby

      Sometimes it’s not the man’s fault; he wants to be faithful. It’s those trifling women out there who know men aren’t designed to resist their feminine wiles.
      ———————-
      ???

    • Its Me

      You can put (scared chit less of his crazy azz wife) by Jackie Christie name

    • luVn_liFe…

      “what I want to know is why Violet was in pampers till she was dang near 8…..”
      :huh:
      that’s some sorry filthy mess!

    • Ruby shine

      I wish that I could talk to my ex’s new girlfriend, problem is I don’t speak bark…. ??

    • MS PEACHES

      99.9% of the time a man already has his next woman ready. I don’t recall any man breaking up with his wife without a side piece involved.

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      Chile in Pampers ….. the fuggg ……. Chile make me wonder is she being molested or some kind of mental condition …. the heyull type of mess is that

    • luVn_liFe…

      Ive said it once and I will say it AGAIN. Being married and having a man is SEW SO tSO overrated.
      says the fat,miserable,unemployed,bald headed scallywag that EYE AM
      😀

    • iWasteTime

      Jen Jen Jen!
      For Real! You know the Nanny can’t be fine at all!

    • luVn_liFe…

      girl u just made me holler! ur so right though

    • SummerBaby

      They better hire his family to be the nanny.

    • iWasteTime

      This is why smart women like Tameka Harris keep their men on a short leash and in their line of sight at all times.

      ————————————–
      Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha

      Tiny Nanny was his Sister! Smart move.

    • iWasteTime

      Like TINY did !

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      What she meant was this is why she engages in ménage and bring women to the marital bed.

    • SummerBaby

      Yes indeed!

    • Its Me

      They better hire Mrs Doubtfire

    • Str8tUpMenace

      But Hoops wasn’t no relative.

    • Its Me

      Oh. I see!

    • iWasteTime

      Son!
      Color Money Color Money!

    • Justlookn

      Wednesday after a couple of years of marriage to Jennifer

      What is she British?

    • OpinionHated

      big ole girl talking and chit and she got on pull ups – WTF….. you know the parents lazy when the kid can walk up to you take off their pull up and be like I need to be changed… phuckouttahere….. i

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Nope. Not I

    • I’m good

      Straight dead! ?

    • rachel

      A woman can’t keep her eyes on her man 24-7. If a man wants to cheat, he will cheat. Anyway – Jen was foolish to hire an attractive younger woman to be their nanny.

    • iWasteTime

      No!
      get you a not so pretty one.

    • OpinionHated

      you make me sick – you don’t speak bark – quit it – the office is empty and I laughed so dang loud… ha ha ha that’s my new term – nah bish I don’t speak bark… ha ha ha ha

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      WELP

    • SummerBaby

      I was at the zoo a few weeks ago & there was a little girl like that. Mine had to be trained by two.

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Garner must not have learned anything from the Arnold Schwarzenegger nanny debacle.

      _______________________

      Prays that Ben’s nanny ain’t built like an 85 Buick Regal

    • Its Me
    • Its Me

      Nope. ?

      It’s related: to this dayum POST

      If she get banned for speaking her mind…she can get 15 other log ins and come back tomorrow. Anyone for that matter.

      This is what the people WANT

    • PettyEyezPrime

      I YELPED!

    • SummerBaby

      As long as she stays on topic of course ?

    • OpinionHated

      Just like the 10 year olds they want to push around in strollers – your kids knees is dang near up to his head and you still trying to push that lazy phuck around in a Graco…. uuuggghhhhhhh

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      LOL!!! Just saying…..It ain’t considered cheating if its your girl girlfriend.

    • PettyEyezPrime

      Isn’t the nanny supposed to be an auntie, a grandpa etc…?

    • Its Me

      An orange construction barrel on the highway

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Or damn near retirement age????

    • 1/8

      Have you seen the nanny Arnold Schwarzenegger cheated with? I’ve seen sexier bird droppings!

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      I guess…I aint consider respect when you do that all of that and he still had Hoppz following him like new brand puppy

    • PettyEyezPrime

      A lot of women do things to please their King.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      I was talking about this post…… looks over shoulda

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      ass soon as she could walk and talk well enough…baby…

    • iWasteTime

      lolol!!

    • PettyEyezPrime

      Who getting young tenderoni’s as nannies?

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      You right…No judgment from me cause it ain’t my house. But the only woman that I’m bringing in my bedroom while my husband is there is going to be the star of Big Booties 23… (DVD)

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      A lot of women confuse Jesters with Kings…smh

    • Justlookn

      Honestly did you see the woman that Arnold had that woman with? She was not Cute at all.

      Matter of fact, well never mine. A dog will lay it’s bone anywhere the owner let it.

      Tell the done, he get his bone chopped up then dog will behave. End of story.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Black AzzeZ 4 was good..too

    • Its Me

      Shole aint. That woman whose house he was photo’d at a few Mother’s Days ago probably won’t neither. Who was watching him then? ?

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      My nanny is a couple years younger than me… But she don’t come to my house when I ain’t there. I drop his azz off every morning.

    • harley_quinn2.0

      This is why smart women like Wendy Williams keep their men on a short lease and in their line of sight at all times.

      —————-

      Ask Evelyn Lozada about Kevin’s extracurricular activities.

    • 1/8

      Personally, I agree with you. Between Ben and Jen, they make enough money where one parent should be able to stay home and take care of their children.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      with long titties?

    • PettyEyezPrime

      Won’t be mine either. TRUST! Take that ish outside yo!

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      . We have an occasional our age. She has MY number only. Play with it.

    • Nanny

      I’ve been a nanny since I was 18. Most nannies I know are young. Most people want nannies who are young enough to keep up etc

    • That’s Interesting

      The nanny looks ugly. In all honesty, Jennifer should consider herself lucky. They say this man gambles, drinks, and womanizes. Always has. She’ll find somebody else.

    • Justlookn

      Waves at Summer, It’s Me, Khaki, Roth, Slanted, I waste (we gotta get them lotto numbers) luvie, jennie. Whitty, Opinion hate Who I miss Kona…

    • harley_quinn2.0

      With one tooth and a strand of hair on their head.

    • PettyEyezPrime

      Exactly.

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      Stolen from Take…

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      I can’t stand you!!!.. .meanwhile googling on my phone cause I need this job lol

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      Or New-New.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Why yo Shyt look different (Name&Avi)? Or I am I having a off day.

    • PettyEyezPrime

      It’s different when they aren’t in the house. Smart move.

    • SummerBaby

      *waves*

    • Renee Bee

      Interesting. You got any outrageous stories? #nosey

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Nanny McPhee

    • iWasteTime

      We sure do!!
      How you doing? !

    • Str8tUpMenace

      *crying*

    • PettyEyezPrime

      With the paper plate or some ish?

    • harley_quinn2.0

      Precisely

    • aRoth

      FORREAL FORREAL she “post” to be UGLY! But that still don’t stop folks. I done seen many ah suga to sh!t cases. MANY!
      Never let a hoe in ya house! If the b!tch wanna bring back that Pyrex dish she borrowed last week? Tell that hoe to throw it in the yard and keep drivin’.

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Like big momma or your teacher who always wore those funny hosiery with the hard school marm shoes. Fuggetit. Just get one of the mothers off the front pew or an usher. Those kids AND YOUR MAN will be all the way together.

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Nah, cuz that bish turned “pretty” at the end.

    • Justlookn

      and occasionally have sex with husband. Lets face some women don’t care.

      Want say which one, I worked for…Aupair Cared….But I was a rep that did home visit. And every couple of years, the mom was moving out and the nanny was moving upstairs. I left that prostitution ring. The behavior of the parents, the agency was horrible.

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      ??

    • aRoth

      Kirk and Rasheeda.

    • Its Me

      Hannah Kang related to them. No?

      Ok.

      Look at those rumors…

      *Cabbage Patches all over this post*

    • Justlookn

      Hey Renee

    • That’s Interesting

      That nanny Arnold cheated with was so ugly! I know Maria would have never thought it. She probably just couldn’t imagine it. That’s why she ignored all the signs.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Didn’t she though??? But you know them spoiled rich kids ain’t learning no lessons .

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      NAW she need chuckle teef…gummy could do some thangs…

    • PettyEyezPrime

      Ninjas don’t care about a face. They only concerned about “what that mouf do tho”

    • aRoth

      Is she ugly? LOL

    • Nanny

      Also most of the dad’s I’ve worked for aren’t attractive. I’ve worked for some pretty wealthy families. If you’re a nanny who does more than care for the children it’s not so attractive to watch this man leave his skid marked drawers in the bathroom. I could tell some stories.

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      ???

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      HEY!!!!! waves back

    • aRoth

      A bag of wet laundry.

    • Ruby shine

      Gone ahead & say that sis. I need to carry a sign saying. *Married men need not apply!* If I wanted a cheating a ss husband, I would have kept the one I had. ???

    • Its Me

      Arnold nannybabymama shaped like and old school brick cell phone

    • luVn_liFe…

      Hey babes! xoxox

    • Its Me

      A gallon of milk

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      wait cause this ain’t on topic.. but why I texted Mr like 3 weeks ago and said meet me downstairs to see what dat mouf do….
      he said what. I don’t know all this hoodish :realtears:

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Why I said she got to have chuckle teef

    • Justlookn

      We here for it, get on your mark get ready set Go…

    • PettyEyezPrime

      O I judge but umm…whatever works for them

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      LOL..he could have used deductive reasoning…LAZY…lol

    • Justlookn

      Had to scrub account.

    • Its Me

      Hola

    • aRoth

      Sharing is caring. Do tell. But wait, if it’s work related, it’s not allowed here. PER Mgmnt

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Shoot. Ask WSHH and MTO. He all tooted up in the air in all his glowray.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Na’ll she cute when she fixes up. Heifa got some pretty azz long hair and it’s all natural and ish. She my chick. She likes the teddy bear types he fiancé is a teddy rumpskin. not vince big but he got some size on him.

    • aRoth

      Sup?

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Maria is handsome so…

    • harley_quinn2.0

      You got a point there lol

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Went to Bing, and all I typed was “Hannah Kang and”, and a certain someone’s automatically popped. *dead*

    • iWasteTime

      But it’s on topic!
      I’m confused!

    • Justlookn

      What happened aRoth…reason why I scrubbed account, but what happened;… per say.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Auntie Retha said I don’t want nobody always sitting around me and my man…. No ma’am if I aint there your azz aint there..

    • Lorenzo Chaps

      We’re all ears, popcorn and pepsi on deck. Is there any reason you don’t have a blog? Are you working for a wealthy family at this time or have the jaws of corporate America hell gotten a grip on you too?

    • PettyEyezPrime

      ??

    • Justlookn

      Somebodti, tell me what had happened about work?

    • Justlookn

      Where is Lurker…He gotta get the chicken

    • Nanny

      I worked for one mom who was obsessed with food and her weight. She was a normal size. She would eat a half sandwich and yogurt for lunch. Measure everything. She was a doctor and I felt like she dn near starved her 3 month old child. She wanted him exclusively breastfed and refused to give him formula. Would lecture me that I was feeding this baby too much and he was off the charts under weight. I literally took him home and mashed food one day to feed him.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Naw she better stay on topic. The blog owner got on to one of our kin folks for contributing with off topic post.

    • Nanny

      Then I had the crazy Republicans where the mom would get drunk and beat up the dad. I’d come in and he would have black eyes and. Cuts on his lips. Swear to GOD! She would take off work sit at home while I watched her newborn triplets and get drunk. Keep in mind I was a new nanny. She would send me on liquor runs. Let me stop.

    • Justlookn

      Hey Zoe Baby HUGS

    • PettyEyezPrime

      Howdy

    • Its Me

      Yep.

      “Look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day”

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      OH..ok…HEYYYY BOOBY.

    • That’s Interesting

      Maria is ugly as hell. Very strange looking. BUT she’s born rich, accomplished, and in shape. That nanny, excuse me, maid, was old, fat, bloated, and fugly. I mean she looked like somebody’s grandma. Arnold scraped the bottom of the barrel. I mean he obviously will sleep with ANYTHING moving.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      lol naw he had two tweens arguing and a one year old on beating on a drum set…. hours later when they went to bed and he had a quiet moment he said girl I just read that again you a damn fool…

    • Lorenzo Chaps

      oooooh thx for the warning. I’m bad about that frfr.

    • Renee Bee

      Hey hey now. Hope all is well with you.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      OH that was Yo fault…trying to overload his mind…Do be messing with OUR benefits NOW!

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Or a minimized internet browser window.

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      My ex mother had a friend …. chile her teenage daughter was still peeing the bed chile at 15 …. and had the nerve to be fawking too …… either she was molested or that child is off and needs to be tested mentally …. that is not normal at all

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      YES…KANG of the south…DUH Dub

    • Nanny

      I’m too paranoid for a blog I guess. I work for a well of family now. They aren’t rich in dc terms. But I make a very good salary ( full benefits), and they have a maid, gardner, kids are in private school, own their house etc

    • aRoth

      Sandra told Nakeya J that she was hijacking post with her work related issues and that she was passive aggressive and to stop it.

    • Justlookn

      so basically you do nothing, jeez I love it.

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Both

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      May be right bout that ….. lawd

    • PettyEyezPrime

      That was ALL Kirk?. He handpicked his straight out the trap and brought her home. Rasheeda a better than I that’s all I know!

    • aRoth

      Take it up with Sandra. LOL

    • iWasteTime

      She was ugly and older when we met her.
      I bet she was a bad mami 20 years ago

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Anybody ever listen to Wendy during her radio days???? Do yall remember that whole “The Nanny, the husband, and the doctor” situation????? Whoooooooo Lawd, messy and entertaining as fugg. *popcorn* I need a follow-up on that story

    • whitty hutton

      Tori Spelling was smart too. She hired the older, plump Jamaican woman. ?

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      If you’re walking, walk on over to your pot.

    • Nanny

      Lies, I do a lot!

    • Str8tUpMenace

      She got brand new on us with the new format. LMAO

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      I just said that chile

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      and what she still fails to realize … puzzay has no face lol ….

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Hell we all are. Swear I was about to post I got an appt at 2 with Dr. MacHOTTY my obgyn is so damn sexy for a sprite….oh wait I just said it. SNS

    • aRoth

      Exactly WHY I added her b/c wouldn’t have been no sit-down let’s chat about it when I walked in the doe.

    • aRoth

      She prolly “love’em all”. LOL

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Girl you got to get your kid on and your grown up on but hell obviously its a balance getting them on at the same time…. I’m quick to say meet me on in laundry room I’ll me on the washer.. Trying to keep it fresh and spontaneous to keep these benefits.

    • Nanny

      They also have a baby who is my main charge ( that’s what we call the kids). I do all of the children’s laundry washing folding sorting prepping for new seasons, I do all of their cooking. I make baby food from scratch. I drive two hours one way because an older child needed a special uniform for a sport that only a certain company makes. The school needed a parent to read books there was 7 am with a smile on my face. I work 60 hour weeks. I bust my @$$

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Cuz hers sho don’t

    • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

      And that still didnt stop her husband from cheating now did it?

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Could be. Hunches shoulder I ain’t go no worries. My husband has only picked up once and that was to meet me for a dr appt. Plus she scared as hell of him. When she worked at the daycare he told her that he didn’t play about that one and that he would go to jail for him so if she ever see his truck pull up she needed to know it was about to go down.

    • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

      thats why Arnold S. was fuggin that ugly azz maid. She really was a clean up woman. lol

    • iWasteTime

      the owner said this a new blog, new format, and keep ya personal business to yourself

    • That’s Interesting
    • Its Me

      Ummmhmmm. But whatever.

      ?

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      You too momma. Get you ish. Time to go.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      NOT one!!! This chick here got a baby daddy or two. Hell she may even have a husband.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Let me get up get my pocket book and go out and help you find you somebody.. Or as Mary J said she don’t need no help cooking in her kitchen.

    • That’s Interesting

      I’m trying to post a picture. Does it have to be in a certain format?

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      ALRIGHT….GET GET GET GEEETTT IT

    • Its Me

      Yep

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      And if she has a split and a hole …. a man will still shove his bird up through there …..

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      WHALE HEHL I got told the other day that mtg wishes the gates were never opened…

    • Its Me

      Dean still ended up cheating tho. But…as someone said below….how you get em…

      Cause they BOTH were married to other folks when they started fuggin.

    • PettyEyezPrime

      Folks gon learn

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      YUP…..She wanted him bad enough to lose all of that Spelling Money

    • Its Me

      Words. Just words

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      But what does that mean? I don unnerstan :jasonderulo

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      Eye Don’t….EYE NEVER KNOW.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      don’t mgmt have the authority to close the gates???

    • Its Me

      Nah. I really don’t think Aaron was gonna leave her chit from the jump. Cause the brother Randy aint get chit either

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      New post

    • aRoth

      Where is SHE now? How is are she and the “baby” doing?

    • whitty hutton

      Bloop!! And if I’m sick I don’t need nobody cept my momma dropping off food. Bish, keep yo covered dish, we’ll eat noodles for I let you come here and feed my damn husband while I’m laid up half sleep.

    • BKLYNS MAMA

      short lease dont mean ish..Knee grows finnnn tha CAT…and all them men named has been linked with some Other female than there WIFE…ok maybe not Doug Christie.

    • Its Me

      That I’m sure the climate will continue to change.

    • aRoth

      Told yall this DISQUS format is pronounced “D!CK US”.

    • Shayna Carney

      Lmao ????????…..?now jen

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      They both fks ups tho…lol..Tori was his pride and joy and until she embarrassed him

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      Momma got everything and was like yall grown. This my money.

    • Lorenzo Chaps

      I want Doug Christie though. He looks like the type that will let you reach into his pocket for change, but he knows the whole time there’s no “change” in his pocket.

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      Jackie is a looney toon.

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      CHile…

    • Canary Red™

      BREAKING NEWS: CINCINNATI

      PROSECUTOR RELEASING THE VIDEO AT 1pm EST – UC Campus Cop shoots unarmed black man in the head. Police are preparing for a RIOT.
      PRAY FOR OUR CITY YALL ???

    • whitty hutton

      Yes, she does. At least what she said at the beginning of DAQUAN takeover.

    • Lorenzo Chaps

      What a bitch. That man died with more than $200M in the bank and left those kids less than $1M each. huh? I’m not saying the estate should be split evenly, but that was in no way a fair share for your kids. He should have given Tori extra because she was born cursed and looked just like him. She can’t make money with that face.

    • iWasteTime

      lololol
      why you play her!!! :wail:

    • OpinionHated

      The only reason people cheat is because they have a willing partner to cheat with…. I wish you could rub some ointment on a d*ck and when it goes in the wrong puss/azz the chit just fall off….

    • BKLYNS MAMA

      all the while Jackie Christie standing in the cut with a hatchet..lol

    • whitty hutton

      BOL!! ??

    • whitty hutton

      Bwahahahahahahahaha

    • Blaque Mahogany

      OMG!!!!…lmbo…rofl…

    • Blaque Mahogany

      That is usually a sign of molestation. My aunt used to keep foster kids. One girl was like 15/16 with a kid and she would pee behind the mirror. Like all the time…

    • Lorenzo Chaps

      campus cop? told y’all. these whities are outta pocket. Go snatch up and shoot one of them in the head and every media outlet and swat team from every state will be on call.

    • OpinionHated

      they don’t have to be fine they just have to have to be willing… ask Clinton he used a cigar… he was like sheeettt my d&ck is not going anywhere near that snatch but i’ll phuck you with this here Cuban… I wonder if it was lit?

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      My dog does this. Just sliding the pubes or belly on the floor or grass. Not sure which one is being rubbed, but they stay grinnin’.

    • BKLYNS MAMA

      I still havent recovered from her sticking out that looong as tongue. yuck….I guess if I was into the Box I would have a different EMOTION!

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      Wait. Wait. Holdup. Wayment.

      Urinating while sleep I get. Pissing behind my good mirror? No ma’am.

    • OpinionHated

      Maria is ugly too – she looks like an anorexic man…

    • OpinionHated

      she was like oi papi moi ****ie moi ****ie – you know everything sounds sexy in Latin….. sofia vagara can say I have to take a cheet but in that accent you be like okay you can do it anywhere you like….

    • aRoth

      Yaaaasss!

    • Justlookn

      Come up top Saks…These stories are the BEST.

    • That’s Interesting

      Lol. She might even look better now.

    • OpinionHated

      if he’s always done it then shame on her for marrying and breeding with him – why women marry men and expect them to change – the only thing changing at that stage is his pants size….

    • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

      when was this. now you cant share. I dont come here much since the takeover but damn.

    • Canary Red™

      Their indicting him for murder. Their saying this is horrible that he shot that man in one second after victim would not get out the car. The cop went from 0 to 100!

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      I don’t know bout this ‘short leash’ theory, or if it even applies here, because if you bringing fresh, new, tight, ain’t-birthed-or-suckled-nothing pootycat right to the table, he aint got to leave home to ‘eat out’ :kona:

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      I swear we just watched something like this on Lifetime on Sunday. first thing I asked my nieces was why the lady didn’t have a Mrs. Doubtfire nanny :sideeye:

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      Jenie! go way!!!! ROFL!! LMAO!!!!

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      lawd, I hate that I laughed long and hard at this mess here. ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!
      *heads to altar to repent* hate you!

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      ROFL!!!!!

    • Blaque Mahogany

      Yeah, it was weird.

    • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

      dont do looney toons like that. You know that chick is just bat chit crazy.

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      Teeheee

    • Justlookn

      OH snap.

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      Arnold’s maid musta just been willing :kona:

    • BRING THE PAYNE

      In my prayers you are and you be safe!

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      so wrong… :ghost:

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      *sits down Indian style*
      nanny diaries – the Keena remix. go ‘head girl, I’m listening :popcorn:

    • Nanny

      Because she’s fat she should be single? She’s friends with a friend of mine. She actually a well known Web model.

    • Canary Red™

      Thank you so much.??

      I took a half a day and came home! They just showed the video…senseless. Didn’t show the actual shooting – just before and after. Shot this man in the head for NOT having a front liscense plate (it was on his dashboard or glove compartment).
      I can’t make out what lead to him getting shot in the head but I think he was attempting to drive off cause the officers defense is he was dragging him. SMH

    • That’s Interesting

      I agree. I think, despite all that, she thought he was some kind of prize.

    • Nanny

      Sorry I didn’t see this. I no longer speak to her. The situation made me sad. She would say stuff about how the root word in such and such language for breast milk is peace because the baby is falling asleep and he stopped screaming. I was like no he was starving all day. The dad would call after work asking where a missing cucumber was. They went through 5 nannies in a year after I left. She went on to have 2 more kids, has a lucrative private practice in the dc area. I know nothing else.

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      oh. my. fuggin. lunch. :hurl: :faint: :911:

    • Michelle

      We don’t know if this story is true. Being that its a tabloid, I wouldn’t put too much into it. I think his gambling was more of an issue.

    • Nanny

      He says it’s a lie and threatening legal action. I’m surprised to be honest. Not that I know these people

    • JENNYJONES1

      AHH DID WE FORGOT ABOUT T.I.s LITTLE $12K/MO. LOVE NEST MANSION HE HAD LAST SUMMER IN BUCKHEAD FOR THE SPANISH L.A. REAL ESTATE AGENT HE WAS ALL IN LOVE WITH UNTIL THE NEIGHBORS REPORTED IT TO THE BLOGS AND HAVE WE FORGOT ABOUT ALL OF THE S3XUAL HARASSMENT LAWSUITS WENDY WILLIAMS’ RADIO SHOW HAD BECAUSE OF HER H0RNY HUSBAND. LOL!!!………JENNY JONES!!!

    • aRoth

      Bless that family.

    • Nanny

      There are some people who refuse to hire pretty nannies. I had a gorgeous friend. Who made it a point to mention her boyfriend during interviews. I also had a previous employer who told me she met the nanny of her dreams (after I moved, obviously lol) and wouldn’t hire her because she was stunning, and 15 yrs younger.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      Did I say because she was fat?? The context was puzzy didn’t have a face on it!

    • Nanny

      That’s why you see a question mark at the end, and not a period.

    • Crazy tee

      If doesn’t matter if she was young or old…if you are dealing with a cheater he is going to find a women to sleep with wether it’s the nanny or not….

    • Nanny

      She controlled what the whole family ate. She fought with the husband because he gained 20 lbs and they had been married 5 yrs. I started becoming paranoid about what I ate around her lbvs. She would say ” wow you’re walking so much faster, it means you’ve lost more weight”

      Maybe I should’ve written a blog ?

    • babygirlzzz

      Who what why would a married woman hire a spring fresh blonde to be her nanny?????????? She triiieeddd it. An so did Ben lol ?

    • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

      hello say it again !!!!!!

    • Canary Red™

      Hello!!!!!!!??????

    • Tippie Toes

      Married men don’t only cheat with familiar women

    • BRING THE PAYNE

      You made a good decision in just cutting yer day short and getting off the streets before all the madness starts.you know somethin canary its just so sad grown PPL feel the need to react before getting understanding.then they compound the misunderstanding by lieing and trying to play victim. this man shud not have been shot…and you wood think the toll has been paid.but sumone else that’s innocent will die no doubt later today all because this cop had no understanding.

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      obviously, there’s a bit of a ‘tongue in cheek’ spin on my comment, but you get what I’m saying, I mean, from your gravi, you’re clearly no Mrs. Doubtfire, but you also are no homewrecker (from what I can tell from your posts here). everybody’s motivations aren’t well-intended though, so to be on the safe side, I MIGHT not hire your sweet self either! LOL! :hug:

    • Sincerity7

      I’d need to hire the ugliest nanny I could find.

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      oh wow. God bless your city, Red. be safe. :pray:

    • BLOODBLOOD

      Well nobody told her to hire the hot nanny ??

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      *spits rice… everywhere*
      LMAO!

    • Nanny

      Aww thanks. But I live in D.C. I am fat that means I am unattractive to rich white people. I am not saying that to be funny. That’s how most of them think. My boyfriend is white and has money but he’s from the Chicago area.

    • Tippie Toes

      This is unfortunate but Jen saw warning signs early on in their marriage and kept having kids…this is crazy – she had kids to save the marriage and the nanny helped ruin the marriage.

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      well howdy neighbor!
      (VA native/MD resident).

    • ShiraJames1983

      Sandra hit the nail on the coffin with that one..,yes ma’am work place!!!

    • http://ivyleaguelove.tumblr.com/ Applebootay

      Arnold Schwarzenegger’s nanny was NOT cute at all. IF he’s a cheater, he will find a way to cheat no matter WHO and most times it doesn’t matter WHAT they look like either!!

    • aRoth

      It’s never too late. Memoirs of Sakeena. LOL

    • shell

      Exactly

    • R in NYC

      That’s why my nanny would be old, wrinkly and bald, with two teeth and a peg leg.

    • R in NYC

      Exactly! I raised two kids without a nanny or daycare. I worked at home.

    • R in NYC

      Yeah hubby will be bending the Manny over while the wife is at work.

    • GossipKiller

      If women can control their natural urge to fk someone up when they have PMS (which is natural) then men can control the urge to stick our penis in a warm hole everytime it gets hard. Ijs

    • R in NYC

      Tell that to Arnold’s ex wife. That nanny was as homely and dumpy as they come.

    • R in NYC

      Say that sh*t. Say that sh*t. There should be no excuses for a man’s lack of d*ck control.

    • Tammie Reed

      He pulled the Arnold Schwarzenegger on her dang!!!

    • R in NYC

      I’d rather stay single. All these nasty married people running around screwing everything in sight is an insult to God and the institution of marriage

    • the guest

      One of the most beautiful men in the world.

    • R in NYC

      And yet Tiny is still with him. Lawd is the sex that good?????

    • Sexy CJ

      That’s alright Jen,

    • the guest

      Hire an elderly grandmother type nanny. The only real solution to this problem.

    • the guest

      Jennifer Garner didn’t learn her lesson from her movie husband Jason Bateman in Juno? Men are unscrupulously perverse. She knew better than to have this younger chic in her home. What was she thinking?

    • http://realitytea.com/ Lady Chatterley’s Lover

      Doesn’t make any difference. If he wants to cheat he will slip the noose with you lying next to him. If he doesn’t you can be in South Africa while he is in Timbuktu..

    • Nanny

      Lol today has felt therapeutic

    • Nanny

      ??????

    • aRoth

      Good. This is the place for it. Welcome. LOL

    • zatshiphassailed

      Lol i know nothing of her or her man

    • Canary Red™

      Thank you Nancy!
      They charged him with murder. No outrage at this time – seems pretty steady. The family is calling for a peaceful protest.

    • Canary Red™

      Deep BTP!

      It’s raining now so hopefully no one makes any false moves. The family is calling for a peaceful protest.
      That video was sad! And another life taken for no apparent reason.

      Sad day but proud Cincinnati charged is ass and didn’t try to cover this up!

    • fresnostateofmind

      You’s a Freak McNasty; I love it!

    • fresnostateofmind

      You’s a Freak McNasty; I love it!

    • suganspice68

      Was Michael Vartan Jennifer’s first husband?

    • suganspice68

      Was Michael Vartan Jennifer’s first husband?

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      well that’s good news, considering… prayers for the family and the community at large :pray:

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      well that’s good news, considering… prayers for the family and the community at large :pray:

    • Lorenzo Chaps

      lmao. I aim to please. U know ya know me.

    • Lorenzo Chaps

      Hey boo.

    • Lorenzo Chaps

      Good, cuz when black muster up the nerve to start firing back just because it rained, all hell will decide to break loose.

    • QueenyBean

      This statement makes you my spirit animal of the day.
      Top of my resume will say:

      Great with di..ids!

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      WHALE blow me down. smh

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      :rolleyes: I aint study’n you. you have hurt me on today. (make sure you come back tomorrow) :hug: LOL!

    • digital_femme

      But see, Schwarzenegger ‘s nanny was old and shaped like a dented potato. A lot of men don’t care. Maybe hire an OOOLLLLDDD woman to be a nanny? I dunno, lol

    • more

      They all.still.get chested on so -_-

    • more

      Yet he still.cheats ! I won’t listen to this blog lol.

    • more

      Not foolish but he would of cheated with a Co star so the result would been the same

    • more

      Girl bye! If he wanna cheat he will cheat no matter what u do. U better go see who his Co workers are lol

    • more

      Lmaoooo! !!

    • more

      Jen look like the type to let her child bearing years go by while raising her kids -_-. Than when they all her kids move out she will regret time wasted

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      I wish ya’ll trolls would read the entire conversation before choosing one to reply on. I know who the Fuq his coworkers are just like I know his schedule, his habits, his passwords and his resting heartbeat! The context of conversation was about NANNIES so unless you have something to contribute to that then GIRL BYE. Now God bless you real good!!!!

    • 1/8

      You can say that, again!

    • 1/8

      Or… the manny will be bending the hubby over. ?

    • 1/8

      I’d give him all my food stamps! LMAO!

    • more

      U basically stalking hum and my point wa that he can cheat any time he wants. No matter what u do. Unless u with him 24 hours 7 days a week which your not. Now stop getting into your feelings and pull yourself together!

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      You sound stupid as FUQ. How the fuq I stalk MY husband???? How about you STOP stalking me on here and worry Abt you and yours. As for me and my house, we good!!! ??

    • Canary Red™

      ??? I bet you would!!!

      GET IN LINE?

      Omg – he is so fine – so sexy!

    • Lorenzo Chaps

      aaaaaawh HUGS. I’ll be back tomorrow. I refuse to let work get in the way of my personal life.

    • geekgirl

      *dying*

    • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

      *nods in agreement* right, you gotta prioritize :)

    • mzwhang90210

      A potato tho? You’d betta stop…lmao

    • mzwhang90210

      This would be my Nanny right here…

    • mzwhang90210

      You be careful hun!

    • mzwhang90210

      lmao….

    • mzwhang90210

      Then Tori gonna act so butt hurt when Dean turned around and cheated on her Mr Ed lookin arse…

    • mzwhang90210

    • mzwhang90210

      lmaooooooooooooo…sheddup.

    • more

      Bish stop it. Once he get tired of u clocking him u will be singing another tune. U insecure bish

    • mzwhang90210

    • mzwhang90210

      And that’s really sad. (Not you personally cuz that was funny..don’t speak bark…lol)
      But if women would talk more to each other, instead of seeing each other as rivals…I think it’d serve to prevent alot of heartache.

    • mzwhang90210

      Hoopz? Shaq’s Hoopz? lawd…

    • mzwhang90210

      lmaoooooooooooooo…you..NOW!!!

    • Liz

      She prolly gives the best bjs…no teeth

    • mzwhang90210

      Sometimes it’s not the man’s fault; he wants to be faithful. It’s those trifling women out there who know men aren’t designed to resist their feminine wiles.

      Sandra c’mon now. It’s as though you think men have no personal responsibility AT ALL.
      What are men, drooling imbeciles? I don’t buy it.

      The Bible says “Thou shalt not commit adultery.” You mean God is going to tell a man “I know what I said..but I didn’t desgin you to resist feminine wiles..so…don’t worry about all that adultering you did.”
      Nope…no sale here …

    • XoXo

      What kind of life is that to live to have to consume your brain with worrying about keeping the man on a short leash? That’s doing way too much. Plus, the jury is still out deliberating as to whether Wendy Williams is a smart woman, because if my memory serves me correct, wasn’t her husband caught back stage attempting to get with her guests, while she’s on air doing her job? Talk about keeping him on a short leash. If I have to worry about doing all of that, hell, I don’t want him! Bloop!

    • mzwhang90210

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
      She’d be giving bj’s from the Unemployment line so she’d betta have a longgggggg neck.

    • XoXo

      Everybody knows you NEVER get a young nanny! Duh! You get an old wrinkled one. No disrespect, because it is a blessing to grow old & wrinkled.

    • XoXo

      She was decent looking when she was young which is when she started working for them.

    • XoXo

      Holla!

    • XoXo

      We didn’t forget, but evidently Sandra did.

    • AllmylifeIhadtofight

      ….

    • 1/8

      Decent looking? Well, some people think SPAM is a decent meal.

    • 1/8

      LMAO!

    • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

      So you were told, right or nah?

    • WHITTYwithWORDS

      uh….nah?…yea yea….Nahhhhhhh

    • R in NYC

      Mmmm hmmm

    • more

      Www u hurt. Well dry ur tears

    • SpiceGirl

      almost sounds like the nanny doesnt even feel bad for being a home wrecker!

    • Ariel

      That’s the first place my dirty mind went, lol!

    • Ariel

      Yes! I get so tired of people using that same old excuse, “Oh well men are designed to spread their seed, etc”. That comes straight from a worldly mindset!

    • aRoth

      YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

    • YaISaidIt

      The fact that you put blame on the woman shows how much of a bird you are. Place equal blame on both parties. Also regardless of what you do if a man wants to cheat he will cheat no matter how short of a leash he’s on. Just stick to giving stories and stop giving factless, baseless, and horrible opinions under the guise of facts.

    • chappedlippz

      You gave him stability after the J-lo breakup. Now, he just wants his own stability.

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